February's Best Team Names!

Milwaukee Ale House:
  • An Idiot and a Broad: We're Not on Drugs We're On Charlie Sheen
  • Roses are Red, Violets Are Plants, We Want Ryan Wickens in Our Pants!!!
  • If You Use an Aphrodisiac Telephone You Have a Lobster in Your Ear, Which is Better Than Having Crabs In Your Pants!
  • Every Time You Text and Drive... Brett Favre Is More Hated Than a Dog Killer and a Rapist
  • Ben Roethlisberger Super Bowl Chance Disappeared... Like a Bar's Security Tape
  • The Ineffectuals: With No College Girl Wide Receivers Ben Roethlisberger Had No One to Stick It To
  • His Given Name is Banjamin Rapelesberger
Caffrey's Pub:
  • Beauty and the Queef
  • Let me tickle you w/ my gentleman sausage
  • I Still Want To Share My VD With You
  • I'd Rather Eat Out A Smelly Box Than Watch Marquette Play
Whiskey Bar:
  • Other than that, did you enjoy the parade Mrs Kennedy?
  • If jizzing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
  • Wayne Rooney is a wank
  • We're gonna Jizz on your Quiz
  • I'm not gay, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks
  • My Fiance left me for another guy, but at least I didn't need to buy that bitch a Valentine's Day present
  • Save a mouse, eat a pussy
  • It's not rape if you yell "Suprise!"
  • Would Roethlesburger even have been allowed in Disney Land?
  • Snowtorious B.I.G.
  • Which girl here wants a Milwaukee Blizzard?
  • A whiteout on the first day of Black History month
The Highbury:
  • Would've Won With Watson
  • I am Pretty Sure I Saw Michael Vick in the Stand at Puppy Bowl 7 This Year
  • Uranus is a Gas Giant...Just Sayin'
Trinity Three Irish Pubs:
  • The Overdressed Corporate Douchebags
  • Mike Hunt
  • Porn Parodies, The Legend Of Tea Bagger Vance
  • The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
  • I'm out like Jay Cutler
5th Ward Pub:
  • Chuck Norris' Action JeansBlumpkin/Reverse Blumpkin
  • Bieber - It's not a fever it's a plague
  • I'll have a Rothlisberger with Cheese
  • We get worse every week
  • Bernie Brewer Works Your Mom's Slide
Milwaukee Brat House:
  • And in First Place, With a Perfect Score of 50 points...
  • Ben Rapistberger Doesn't Believe in Coitus Interuptus
  • Jeff and Ian Are Having a Naked Snowball Fight and You're All Invited
The Black Rose:
  • Dirty President's Names: William Howard Shaft
  • My Grandma's not strong, but you should see her box
  • I'm the Batman!!!
  • Snowtorious B.I.G. ain't got nuttin' on da' snowpocalypse
  • I'm not fat, I'm fluffy
Grafton Ale House:
  • Big Ben Must Have Been Here Tonight, Because We Got Raped!
  • My Girl Doesn't Spit But She'll Win the Swallow Contest
  • Twitter Dez Nutz
  • We Didn't Show Up Tonight, Like the Wisconsin School Teachers Didn't Show Up for Work Today
  • The Ale House's New Menu Item: The Roethlisberger - A Meatless Patty Served With a Side Order of Crispy Hot Young Girls Drizzled With White Cream Sauce
  • The Snow Blew More Than Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men
Three Lions Pub:
  • Watch Your Step by the Dukebox because Brett got a cheeky blowjob on Monday Night
  • Margaret Thatcher on a Cold Day! Bollocks
  • There's No protest in my private Sector
  • Where in the World is your Democratic Senator?
Duke of Devon:
  • Five Pints and a Fag
  • Stripper Soaker 6000 =)
  • Morning Wood
  • Fishwrinkle n' Chips
  • My Chick Bad, My Chick Hood, My Chick Wins More Quizmaster Than Yours Ever Could!
  • When Batman hits his mom, does it say "Pow"?
  • President Mubari Walks Like An Egyptian...


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