February's Best Team Names!

Milwaukee Ale House:

• An Idiot and a Broad: We're Not on Drugs We're On Charlie Sheen
• Roses are Red, Violets Are Plants, We Want Ryan Wickens in Our Pants!!!
• If You Use an Aphrodisiac Telephone You Have a Lobster in Your Ear, Which is Better Than Having Crabs In Your Pants!
• Every Time You Text and Drive... Brett Favre Is More Hated Than a Dog Killer and a Rapist
• Ben Roethlisberger Super Bowl Chance Disappeared... Like a Bar's Security Tape
• The Ineffectuals: With No College Girl Wide Receivers Ben Roethlisberger Had No One to Stick It To
• His Given Name is Banjamin Rapelesberger

Caffrey's Pub:

• Beauty and the Queef
• Let me tickle you w/ my gentleman sausage
• I Still Want To Share My VD With You
• I'd Rather Eat Out A Smelly Box Than Watch Marquette Play

Whiskey Bar:

• Other than that, did you enjoy the parade Mrs Kennedy?
• If jizzing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
• Wayne Rooney is a wank
• We're gonna Jizz on your Quiz

Replay:

• I'm not gay, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks
• My Fiance left me for another guy, but at least I didn't need to buy that bitch a Valentine's Day present
• Save a mouse, eat a pussy
• It's not rape if you yell "Suprise!"
• Would Roethlesburger even have been allowed in Disney Land?
• Snowtorious B.I.G.
• Which girl here wants a Milwaukee Blizzard?
• A whiteout on the first day of Black History month

The Highbury:

• Would've Won With Watson
• I am Pretty Sure I Saw Michael Vick in the Stand at Puppy Bowl 7 This Year
• Uranus is a Gas Giant...Just Sayin'
  

Trinity Three Irish Pubs:

• The Overdressed Corporate Douchebags
• Mike Hunt
• Porn Parodies, The Legend Of Tea Bagger Vance
• The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
• I'm out like Jay Cutler

5th Ward Pub:

• Chuck Norris' Action JeansBlumpkin/Reverse Blumpkin

Fanatics:

• Bieber - It's not a fever it's a plague
• I'll have a Rothlisberger with Cheese
• We get worse every week
• Bernie Brewer Works Your Mom's Slide

Milwaukee Brat House:

• And in First Place, With a Perfect Score of 50 points...
• Ben Rapistberger Doesn't Believe in Coitus Interuptus
• Jeff and Ian Are Having a Naked Snowball Fight and You're All Invited

The Black Rose:

• Dirty President's Names: William Howard Shaft
• My Grandma's not strong, but you should see her box
• I'm the Batman!!!
• Snowtorious B.I.G. ain't got nuttin' on da' snowpocalypse
  
• I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

Grafton Ale House:

• Big Ben Must Have Been Here Tonight, Because We Got Raped!
• My Girl Doesn't Spit But She'll Win the Swallow Contest
• Twitter Dez Nutz
• We Didn't Show Up Tonight, Like the Wisconsin School Teachers Didn't Show Up for Work Today
• The Ale House's New Menu Item: The Roethlisberger - A Meatless Patty Served With a Side Order of Crispy Hot Young Girls Drizzled With White Cream Sauce
• The Snow Blew More Than Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men

Three Lions Pub:

• Watch Your Step by the Dukebox because Brett got a cheeky blowjob on Monday Night
• Margaret Thatcher on a Cold Day! Bollocks
• There's No protest in my private Sector
• Where in the World is your Democratic Senator?

Duke of Devon:

• Five Pints and a Fag
• Stripper Soaker 6000 =)
• Morning Wood
• Fishwrinkle n' Chips

Crisp:

• My Chick Bad, My Chick Hood, My Chick Wins More Quizmaster Than Yours Ever Could!
• When Batman hits his mom, does it say "Pow"?
• President Mubari Walks Like An Egyptian...