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- An Idiot and a Broad: We're Not on Drugs We're On Charlie Sheen
- Roses are Red, Violets Are Plants, We Want Ryan Wickens in Our Pants!!!
- If You Use an Aphrodisiac Telephone You Have a Lobster in Your Ear, Which is Better Than Having Crabs In Your Pants!
- Every Time You Text and Drive... Brett Favre Is More Hated Than a Dog Killer and a Rapist
- Ben Roethlisberger Super Bowl Chance Disappeared... Like a Bar's Security Tape
- The Ineffectuals: With No College Girl Wide Receivers Ben Roethlisberger Had No One to Stick It To
- His Given Name is Banjamin Rapelesberger
- Beauty and the Queef
- Let me tickle you w/ my gentleman sausage
- I Still Want To Share My VD With You
- I'd Rather Eat Out A Smelly Box Than Watch Marquette Play
- Other than that, did you enjoy the parade Mrs Kennedy?
- If jizzing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
- Wayne Rooney is a wank
- We're gonna Jizz on your Quiz
- I'm not gay, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks
- My Fiance left me for another guy, but at least I didn't need to buy that bitch a Valentine's Day present
- Save a mouse, eat a pussy
- It's not rape if you yell "Suprise!"
- Would Roethlesburger even have been allowed in Disney Land?
- Snowtorious B.I.G.
- Which girl here wants a Milwaukee Blizzard?
- A whiteout on the first day of Black History month
- Would've Won With Watson
- I am Pretty Sure I Saw Michael Vick in the Stand at Puppy Bowl 7 This Year
- Uranus is a Gas Giant...Just Sayin'
- The Overdressed Corporate Douchebags
- Mike Hunt
- Porn Parodies, The Legend Of Tea Bagger Vance
- The Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
- I'm out like Jay Cutler
- Chuck Norris' Action JeansBlumpkin/Reverse Blumpkin
- Bieber - It's not a fever it's a plague
- I'll have a Rothlisberger with Cheese
- We get worse every week
- Bernie Brewer Works Your Mom's Slide
- And in First Place, With a Perfect Score of 50 points...
- Ben Rapistberger Doesn't Believe in Coitus Interuptus
- Jeff and Ian Are Having a Naked Snowball Fight and You're All Invited
- Dirty President's Names: William Howard Shaft
- My Grandma's not strong, but you should see her box
- I'm the Batman!!!
- Snowtorious B.I.G. ain't got nuttin' on da' snowpocalypse
- I'm not fat, I'm fluffy
- Big Ben Must Have Been Here Tonight, Because We Got Raped!
- My Girl Doesn't Spit But She'll Win the Swallow Contest
- Twitter Dez Nutz
- We Didn't Show Up Tonight, Like the Wisconsin School Teachers Didn't Show Up for Work Today
- The Ale House's New Menu Item: The Roethlisberger - A Meatless Patty Served With a Side Order of Crispy Hot Young Girls Drizzled With White Cream Sauce
- The Snow Blew More Than Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men
- Watch Your Step by the Dukebox because Brett got a cheeky blowjob on Monday Night
- Margaret Thatcher on a Cold Day! Bollocks
- There's No protest in my private Sector
- Where in the World is your Democratic Senator?
- Five Pints and a Fag
- Stripper Soaker 6000 =)
- Morning Wood
- Fishwrinkle n' Chips
- My Chick Bad, My Chick Hood, My Chick Wins More Quizmaster Than Yours Ever Could!
- When Batman hits his mom, does it say "Pow"?
- President Mubari Walks Like An Egyptian...
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