- On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love your kids?
- Smashing Blumpkins
- No one wants to write anything because all of our ideas are too perverted
- "My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I told her that's a pretty big word for a five year old"
- If god was one of us, he'd also hate Justin Bieber
- The bears have gone into hibernation early
- I'm not a gynacologist but I'll take a look
- As far as trivia goes, tonight we're the Thundercants
- I hear there is a Twinkie shortage; I have one in my pants. If you suck it, you will get extra cream
- Three guys in a fact hunt
- Team Canada: Free healthcare
- Did you see 20c? Are we sure Jay-Z has never been a Bond villain?
- James Bond's Binders Full of Women
Cafe Hollander
- I Asked George Clooney For A Date But He Dropped Me Off The Fiscal Cliff
- Aaron Rodgers' Dirty Mustache
- Pink Elephants Never Forget (Or Always, I Don't Remember)
- Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal
- Mythbuster #42: The Female Blumpkin
- Quizmasterbating: Giving New Meaning To Cyber Monday
- The Tosa Village People
- Jay Cutler Plays QB Like His Pancreas Makes Insulin
- Lindsey Lohan Is Growing Yeast On Her Passion Fruit
- The Only 3 Words I Need Are U, S, And A
- Loch Ness Monster Ballads
- Mr. Quizmaster, What's Your #?
- We Can Count Faster Than Florida
- Your Loch Ness Monster Is Creepin' Up My WaterfallI
- Mustache You A Question, But I'll Shave It For Later!
- SCIENCE!!!!! (And Boobies!)
- Why Is The Host Wearing Shorts? It's November
- Vote For Obama, You Pricks
Caffrey's Pub
- Caffrey's, Where Everybody Knows Your Name, And We Are Only Glad If You Came... Twice
- Ryan Braun Took Steroids In The Bum
- Enough Dead Kittens To Wrap Around The Equator
- Your Pussy Still Smells Like Bill Clinton
- Damn, It Sucks To Suck
- Ape-Tit Dejeuner
- Did you hear about the lucky fisherman? He married a women with worms
- Used To Do Drugs, I Still Do Drugs, But I Used To Do Drugs
- I Can't Believe I Missed The Halo 4 Release For This!
- I Call My Dick Cheney-- It Shoots People In The Face
Uptowner
- I'll give you $5 if you pick this name
- I, Karl the Quizmaster, am buying this team shots!!!
- I'm the fucking special interest group that calls at 7:30 am
Two Bucks
- Touched by an Uncle
- Fuck, Shit, Balls, excuse my Tourettes
- I'll Have Some Turkey with My Tequila
- The ERECToral College
- I Just Quized in My Pants
- Rudyard Kipling's Big Red Balls
Whiskey Bar
- I Spent All Day Thursday Stuffing A Turkey, And My Balls Still Hurt
- In A Recent Poll, Even With His Creeper Stache, 100% Of Women and 75% Of Men In Green Bay Would Do Aaron Rodgers
- Q21 Is Incorrect: Ron Jeremy Started The Packer Game As QB On Sunday
- It's Just Like America, War is Breaking Out In The Middle East And We're Worried About The Twinkie
- The Bears Got Beat So Badly They Decided To Change Their Name To The Chicago Rhianna's
- I See Your Dingdong, I'll Raise You A Twinkie
McGillycuddy's
- Where's The Best Seat In A Dick Helicopter? The Ejaculation Seat
- What's The Difference Between Your Mom And A Washing Machine? A Washing Machine Doesn't Follow Me Around For A Week When I Dump A Load In It
- Boobytrap Spelled Backwards Is Partyboob
- John's Favorite Thanksgiving Tradition - Stuffing The Turkey . . . With His Penis
- Toys For Twats
- How Many Balls On The Table In A Game Of Snooker? Two And They Were Both John's
- If you are Chinese, Today Is “Erection” day
Upper 90 Sports Pub
- Don't Forget Your Anal Kegels
- Mmmmmm.....Tastes Like Danger
- There's No "I" in Gang Bang
The Hotch Spot
- Handshakes for jerkoffs
- Win Or Lose - We Still Booze
- The Guys on the End are Cheating
- She Blow You Harder Than Sandy
Stonefly Brewery
- The Quizzlers
- White Men Can't jump, but they can quiz
- Shut Yo' Pumpkin Pie Hole
- Edgar Allen's Pole
- Ghost Boobs
- Wet T-shirt Protest
- Is it Pussy Galore or it it Vaginal Hubris?
- The Men with the Magic Underwear
Vitucci's
- Why’d You Play Us, General Petraeus?
- Vitucchainz
- I'm Not A Gynecologist but I'll Take A Look
O'Lydias
- Black Friday Sales Estimates Show That Ticke Me Elmo Will Be Outsold by Rape Me Elmo
- I'm Thankful for $1 PBR's
- Obama, More Like Yo Mama
- Cleveland is Actually Not In Indiana
- Your Scores Are More Average Than Your Mom’s Face
- It’s Quizmaster, Not Calculus
- I Came All The Way From England Just To Lost The O’Lydia’s Pub Quiz!
- “It’s Not Gay If The Balls Don’t Touch “-Mitt Romney
- Blumpkin Pie
- 99 Problems but a Witch Ain't One
- Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap
- If Trivia Were Easy, It'd Be Red's Mom
Milwaukee Brat House
- You wouldn't want the Unabomber to take a shit in your mailbox
- I'd rather have powerballs in my face
- Quiz me under the mistletoe
- You wouldn't want Sasha Obama to take a shit on your car
- BANG! Pregnant
- I'm not a couch, I don't pull out
- No shave November does not apply to pubes
- Tickle me Elmo... worst. decision. ever
- You wouldn't want Grover Cleveland to take a shit on your car.
- Always on bottom at trivia, but we still like it on top.
- If you have election problems, I feel bad for you son I got 44 presidents but Mitt Romney aint one
- Once you go Barack you never go back
Major Goolsby's
- I Wanted To Make My Password "Penis," But My Computer Said It Was Too Short
- Black Jelly Beans Don't Taste Like Licorice. They Taste Like Rotten Dog Shit!
- I'll Stuff Your Turkey
- More Brains Than Kirk Cobain's Ceiling
- Barack Obama's Big Black Caucus
- It's A Rather Good Idea: KY Jelly!!
- We Don't Give A Buck!
- Win Or Lose We Still Booze
- Brandon Jennings Groupies I Got 99 Problems But A Mitt Ain't One!
- Hamburger Helper's Helpers
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Kevin Clash wants you to tickle his Elmo
- Legen...wait for it...dary
- Parents who are happy their kids are home
- Used lipstick on my glass
- What happens when a laptop is dropped in the ocean? A Dell is rolling in the deep.
- How do you know its bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand
- There is so much slashing in the Romney/Ryan budget, it should be a horror film
- What's is common to Sandy and Snooki? They will blow the entire East Coast to get on TV
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Jessica Simpson Goes On A Diet, Hostess Declares Bankruptcy
- Rumor has it, no one has died this week that we could use
- Actually Velma's sweater was Shaggy
- Monopoly, like in life, if she doesn't pick the iron, give her the boot
- This quiz sucked the life right out of me, almost as much as the abortion I got last week
- Rest In Peace United States of America, July 14th 1776 til November 2012.
- Scoregasm.
Black Rose Irish Pub
- Better late than pregnant
- Michelle Obama gives me a fiscal stiff
- Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels
- Ouch! Charlie that Hurts. You Bit my Finger
- Friends Without Benefits
- The one eyed wonder weasels and their 2 balls
- Toilet Safety Administration (T.S.A)
- General Betrayal AKA The Cum Stache
- General Petreaus is back to square one on getting his "majesty's ship" wet
- Star Wars Episode VII: 2 Skywalkers 1 Cup
- "Hey Romney, look who is unemployed now bitch!" - Big Bird
- Jeremy destroyed my marriage and raped my mother
- Googlemaster
Grafton Ale House
- Obviously, Octopussy participated in "No shave November"
- Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off
- If Odd Job worked for Blofeld (instead of Goldfinger) would he be called Blo Job?
- Cluedo gang bang version: turns out they all did it
- Sanduskys Kids
- If Lake Placid melts... is it called Lake Flaccid?
- Bill Clinton want to cut off his gadget so two can grow in its place
- Count Chocula has been in fewer girls mouths than Edward Cullen
- Who likes Japanese beers?
- The Zombie Sluts
- This Just in... I'm the Zodiac Killer... I'll see you at your car tonight
- I think Sandy got some sand in her vagina, that's why she was such a bitch of a storm
- Geography is like getting fingered by Freddy Krueger
The Highbury
- Afghanistan Has 99 Problems And Petreus Found One
- What’s the Difference Between a Quizmaster and a Rooster? A Rooster says “Cock-a-doodle-do,” a quizmaster says “Any cock will do.”
- Stars Wars VII: The Disney Princess Snuff Film We Have All Been Waiting For.
- There's a new drink in town called The Sandy. Its basically just a watered down Manhattan
- Fat kids are harder to kidnap
Three Lions Pub
- Aluminium, Sorry We just wanted to Hear a British Person Say it
- Yeah America there are now more Vagina's in the senate. We will not rest until there is one for every Penis
- Jay Cutler is a Pussaaaaaayyyyy
- Jersey Shore Has Never Looked So Good
St. Francis Brewery
- Aaron Rodgers First Wives Club
- Pull My Finger
- Hash Tag Parents
- We Skipped the Twilight Premiere to Play Trivia
- Mustaches of the Round Table
Vino 100
- Hurricane Sandy, the Worst Thing To Hit the Jersey Shore Since...The Jersey Shore
- Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun!
- Second Is The First Loser
- We Got 99 Problems But Trivia Ain't One
- Smarter Than Ryan Wickens
Duke of Devon Pub
- What do you call a black guy in a room full of old white guys? - Mr. President
- Our Drinking Team has a trivia problem
- England had no kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool
- The queeps that queep on queeping
- Balls deep... in my hand
- If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got 2 moms
- Old farts with creepy parts
- Dewey defeats Obama
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