November 2012's best trivia team names... ~ Quizmaster Trivia: Drink While You Think...

Milwaukee Ale House

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love your kids?
Smashing Blumpkins
No one wants to write anything because all of our ideas are too perverted
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I told her that's a pretty big word for a five year old"
If god was one of us, he'd also hate Justin Bieber
The bears have gone into hibernation early
I'm not a gynacologist but I'll take a look
As far as trivia goes, tonight we're the Thundercants
I hear there is a Twinkie shortage; I have one in my pants. If you suck it, you will get extra cream
Three guys in a fact hunt
Team Canada: Free healthcare
Did you see 20c? Are we sure Jay-Z has never been a Bond villain?
James Bond's Binders Full of Women

Cafe Hollander

I Asked George Clooney For A Date But He Dropped Me Off The Fiscal Cliff
Aaron Rodgers' Dirty Mustache
Pink Elephants Never Forget (Or Always, I Don't Remember)
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal
Mythbuster #42: The Female Blumpkin
Quizmasterbating: Giving New Meaning To Cyber Monday
The Tosa Village People
Jay Cutler Plays QB Like His Pancreas Makes Insulin
Lindsey Lohan Is Growing Yeast On Her Passion Fruit
The Only 3 Words I Need Are U, S, And A
Loch Ness Monster Ballads
Mr. Quizmaster, What's Your #?
We Can Count Faster Than Florida
Your Loch Ness Monster Is Creepin' Up My WaterfallI
Mustache You A Question, But I'll Shave It For Later!
SCIENCE!!!!! (And Boobies!)
Why Is The Host Wearing Shorts? It's November
Vote For Obama, You Pricks

Caffrey's Pub

Caffrey's, Where Everybody Knows Your Name, And We Are Only Glad If You Came... Twice
Ryan Braun Took Steroids In The Bum
Enough Dead Kittens To Wrap Around The Equator
Your Pussy Still Smells Like Bill Clinton
Damn, It Sucks To Suck
Ape-Tit Dejeuner
Did you hear about the lucky fisherman? He married a women with worms
Used To Do Drugs, I Still Do Drugs, But I Used To Do Drugs
I Can't Believe I Missed The Halo 4 Release For This!
I Call My Dick Cheney-- It Shoots People In The Face

Uptowner

I'll give you $5 if you pick this name
I, Karl the Quizmaster, am buying this team shots!!!
I'm the fucking special interest group that calls at 7:30 am

Two Bucks

Touched by an Uncle
Fuck, Shit, Balls, excuse my Tourettes
I'll Have Some Turkey with My Tequila
The ERECToral College
I Just Quized in My Pants
Rudyard Kipling's Big Red Balls

Whiskey Bar

I Spent All Day Thursday Stuffing A Turkey, And My Balls Still Hurt
In A Recent Poll, Even With His Creeper Stache, 100% Of Women and 75% Of Men In Green Bay Would Do Aaron Rodgers
Q21 Is Incorrect: Ron Jeremy Started The Packer Game As QB On Sunday
It's Just Like America, War is Breaking Out In The Middle East And We're Worried About The Twinkie
The Bears Got Beat So Badly They Decided To Change Their Name To The Chicago Rhianna's
I See Your Dingdong, I'll Raise You A Twinkie

McGillycuddy's

Where's The Best Seat In A Dick Helicopter? The Ejaculation Seat
What's The Difference Between Your Mom And A Washing Machine? A Washing Machine Doesn't Follow Me Around For A Week When I Dump A Load In It
Boobytrap Spelled Backwards Is Partyboob
John's Favorite Thanksgiving Tradition - Stuffing The Turkey . . . With His Penis
Toys For Twats
How Many Balls On The Table In A Game Of Snooker? Two And They Were Both John's
If you are Chinese, Today Is “Erection” day

Upper 90 Sports Pub

Don't Forget Your Anal Kegels
Mmmmmm.....Tastes Like Danger
There's No "I" in Gang Bang

The Hotch Spot

Handshakes for jerkoffs
Win Or Lose - We Still Booze
The Guys on the End are Cheating
She Blow You Harder Than Sandy

Stonefly Brewery

The Quizzlers
White Men Can't jump, but they can quiz
Shut Yo' Pumpkin Pie Hole
Edgar Allen's Pole
Ghost Boobs
Wet T-shirt Protest
Is it Pussy Galore or it it Vaginal Hubris?
The Men with the Magic Underwear

Vitucci's

Why’d You Play Us, General Petraeus?
Vitucchainz
I'm Not A Gynecologist but I'll Take A Look

O'Lydias

Black Friday Sales Estimates Show That Ticke Me Elmo Will Be Outsold by Rape Me Elmo
I'm Thankful for $1 PBR's
Obama, More Like Yo Mama
Cleveland is Actually Not In Indiana
Your Scores Are More Average Than Your Mom’s Face
It’s Quizmaster, Not Calculus
I Came All The Way From England Just To Lost The O’Lydia’s Pub Quiz!
“It’s Not Gay If The Balls Don’t Touch “-Mitt Romney
Blumpkin Pie
99 Problems but a Witch Ain't One
Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap
If Trivia Were Easy, It'd Be Red's Mom

Milwaukee Brat House

You wouldn't want the Unabomber to take a shit in your mailbox
I'd rather have powerballs in my face
Quiz me under the mistletoe
You wouldn't want Sasha Obama to take a shit on your car
BANG! Pregnant
I'm not a couch, I don't pull out
No shave November does not apply to pubes
Tickle me Elmo... worst. decision. ever
You wouldn't want Grover Cleveland to take a shit on your car.
Always on bottom at trivia, but we still like it on top.
If you have election problems, I feel bad for you son I got 44 presidents but Mitt Romney aint one
Once you go Barack you never go back

Major Goolsby's

I Wanted To Make My Password "Penis," But My Computer Said It Was Too Short
Black Jelly Beans Don't Taste Like Licorice. They Taste Like Rotten Dog Shit!
I'll Stuff Your Turkey
More Brains Than Kirk Cobain's Ceiling
Barack Obama's Big Black Caucus
It's A Rather Good Idea: KY Jelly!!
We Don't Give A Buck!
Win Or Lose We Still Booze
Brandon Jennings Groupies I Got 99 Problems But A Mitt Ain't One!
Hamburger Helper's Helpers

Mulligans Irish Pub

Kevin Clash wants you to tickle his Elmo
Legen...wait for it...dary
Parents who are happy their kids are home
Used lipstick on my glass
What happens when a laptop is dropped in the ocean? A Dell is rolling in the deep.
How do you know its bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand
There is so much slashing in the Romney/Ryan budget, it should be a horror film
What's is common to Sandy and Snooki? They will blow the entire East Coast to get on TV

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

Jessica Simpson Goes On A Diet, Hostess Declares Bankruptcy
Rumor has it, no one has died this week that we could use
Actually Velma's sweater was Shaggy
Monopoly, like in life, if she doesn't pick the iron, give her the boot
This quiz sucked the life right out of me, almost as much as the abortion I got last week
Rest In Peace United States of America, July 14th 1776 til November 2012.
Scoregasm.

Black Rose Irish Pub

Better late than pregnant
Michelle Obama gives me a fiscal stiff
Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels
Ouch! Charlie that Hurts. You Bit my Finger
Friends Without Benefits
The one eyed wonder weasels and their 2 balls
Toilet Safety Administration (T.S.A)
General Betrayal AKA The Cum Stache
General Petreaus is back to square one on getting his "majesty's ship" wet
Star Wars Episode VII: 2 Skywalkers 1 Cup
"Hey Romney, look who is unemployed now bitch!" - Big Bird
Jeremy destroyed my marriage and raped my mother
Googlemaster

Grafton Ale House

Obviously, Octopussy participated in "No shave November"
Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off
If Odd Job worked for Blofeld (instead of Goldfinger) would he be called Blo Job?
Cluedo gang bang version: turns out they all did it
Sanduskys Kids
If Lake Placid melts... is it called Lake Flaccid?
Bill Clinton want to cut off his gadget so two can grow in its place
Count Chocula has been in fewer girls mouths than Edward Cullen
Who likes Japanese beers?
The Zombie Sluts
This Just in... I'm the Zodiac Killer... I'll see you at your car tonight
I think Sandy got some sand in her vagina, that's why she was such a bitch of a storm
Geography is like getting fingered by Freddy Krueger

The Highbury

Afghanistan Has 99 Problems And Petreus Found One
What’s the Difference Between a Quizmaster and a Rooster? A Rooster says “Cock-a-doodle-do,” a quizmaster says “Any cock will do.”
Stars Wars VII: The Disney Princess Snuff Film We Have All Been Waiting For.
There's a new drink in town called The Sandy. Its basically just a watered down Manhattan
Fat kids are harder to kidnap

Three Lions Pub

Aluminium, Sorry We just wanted to Hear a British Person Say it
Yeah America there are now more Vagina's in the senate. We will not rest until there is one for every Penis
Jay Cutler is a Pussaaaaaayyyyy
Jersey Shore Has Never Looked So Good

St. Francis Brewery

Aaron Rodgers First Wives Club
Pull My Finger
Hash Tag Parents
We Skipped the Twilight Premiere to Play Trivia
Mustaches of the Round Table

Vino 100

Hurricane Sandy, the Worst Thing To Hit the Jersey Shore Since...The Jersey Shore
Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun!
Second Is The First Loser
We Got 99 Problems But Trivia Ain't One
Smarter Than Ryan Wickens

Duke of Devon Pub