November 2012's best trivia team names...

 

Milwaukee Ale House

• On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love your kids?
• Smashing Blumpkins
• No one wants to write anything because all of our ideas are too perverted
• "My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I told her that's a pretty big word for a five year old"
• If god was one of us, he'd also hate Justin Bieber
• The bears have gone into hibernation early 
• I'm not a gynacologist but I'll take a look
• As far as trivia goes, tonight we're the Thundercants
• I hear there is a Twinkie shortage; I have one in my pants. If you suck it, you will get extra cream
• Three guys in a fact hunt
• Team Canada: Free healthcare 
• Did you see 20c? Are we sure Jay-Z has never been a Bond villain? 
• James Bond's Binders Full of Women

Cafe Hollander

• I Asked George Clooney For A Date But He Dropped Me Off The Fiscal Cliff
• Aaron Rodgers' Dirty Mustache 
• Pink Elephants Never Forget (Or Always, I Don't Remember) 
• Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal 
• Mythbuster #42: The Female Blumpkin 
• Quizmasterbating: Giving New Meaning To Cyber Monday
• The Tosa Village People 
• Jay Cutler Plays QB Like His Pancreas Makes Insulin
• Lindsey Lohan Is Growing Yeast On Her Passion Fruit
• The Only 3 Words I Need Are U, S, And A
• Loch Ness Monster Ballads
• Mr. Quizmaster, What's Your #?
• We Can Count Faster Than Florida 
• Your Loch Ness Monster Is Creepin' Up My WaterfallI 
• Mustache You A Question, But I'll Shave It For Later!
• SCIENCE!!!!! (And Boobies!)
• Why Is The Host Wearing Shorts? It's November
• Vote For Obama, You Pricks 

Caffrey's Pub

• Caffrey's, Where Everybody Knows Your Name, And We Are Only Glad If You Came... Twice
• Ryan Braun Took Steroids In The Bum
• Enough Dead Kittens To Wrap Around The Equator
• Your Pussy Still Smells Like Bill Clinton
• Damn, It Sucks To Suck
• Ape-Tit Dejeuner
• Did you hear about the lucky fisherman? He married a women with worms
• Used To Do Drugs, I Still Do Drugs, But I Used To Do Drugs
• I Can't Believe I Missed The Halo 4 Release For This! 
• I Call My Dick Cheney-- It Shoots People In The Face 

Uptowner

• I'll give you $5 if you pick this name
• I, Karl the Quizmaster, am buying this team shots!!!
• I'm the fucking special interest group that calls at 7:30 am

Two Bucks

• Touched by an Uncle
• Fuck, Shit, Balls, excuse my Tourettes
• I'll Have Some Turkey with My Tequila 
• The ERECToral College
• I Just Quized in My Pants
• Rudyard Kipling's Big Red Balls

Whiskey Bar

• I Spent All Day Thursday Stuffing A Turkey, And My Balls Still Hurt
• In A Recent Poll, Even With His Creeper Stache, 100% Of Women and 75% Of Men In Green Bay Would Do Aaron Rodgers
• Q21 Is Incorrect: Ron Jeremy Started The Packer Game As QB On Sunday
• It's Just Like America, War is Breaking Out In The Middle East And We're Worried About The Twinkie
• The Bears Got Beat So Badly They Decided To Change Their Name To The Chicago Rhianna's 
• I See Your Dingdong, I'll Raise You A Twinkie 

McGillycuddy's

• Where's The Best Seat In A Dick Helicopter? The Ejaculation Seat
• What's The Difference Between Your Mom And A Washing Machine? A Washing Machine Doesn't Follow Me Around For A Week When I Dump A Load In It
• Boobytrap Spelled Backwards Is Partyboob
• John's Favorite Thanksgiving Tradition - Stuffing The Turkey . . . With His Penis
• Toys For Twats
• How Many Balls On The Table In A Game Of Snooker? Two And They Were Both John's
• If you are Chinese, Today Is “Erection” day

Upper 90 Sports Pub

• Don't Forget Your Anal Kegels
• Mmmmmm.....Tastes Like Danger
• There's No "I" in Gang Bang

The Hotch Spot

• Handshakes for jerkoffs 
• Win Or Lose - We Still Booze
• The Guys on the End are Cheating
• She Blow You Harder Than Sandy

Stonefly Brewery

• The Quizzlers
• White Men Can't jump, but they can quiz 
• Shut Yo' Pumpkin Pie Hole
• Edgar Allen's Pole
• Ghost Boobs
• Wet T-shirt Protest
• Is it Pussy Galore or it it Vaginal Hubris?
• The Men with the Magic Underwear 

Vitucci's

• Why’d You Play Us, General Petraeus?
• Vitucchainz
• I'm Not A Gynecologist but I'll Take A Look

O'Lydias

• Black Friday Sales Estimates Show That Ticke Me Elmo Will Be Outsold by Rape Me Elmo
• I'm Thankful for $1 PBR's
• Obama, More Like Yo Mama
• Cleveland is Actually Not In Indiana
• Your Scores Are More Average Than Your Mom’s Face
• It’s Quizmaster, Not Calculus
• I Came All The Way From England Just To Lost The O’Lydia’s Pub Quiz! 
• “It’s Not Gay If The Balls Don’t Touch “-Mitt Romney
• Blumpkin Pie
• 99 Problems but a Witch Ain't One
• Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap
• If Trivia Were Easy, It'd Be Red's Mom

Milwaukee Brat House

• You wouldn't want the Unabomber to take a shit in your mailbox
• I'd rather have powerballs in my face
• Quiz me under the mistletoe
• You wouldn't want Sasha Obama to take a shit on your car
• BANG! Pregnant
• I'm not a couch, I don't pull out
• No shave November does not apply to pubes
• Tickle me Elmo... worst. decision. ever
• You wouldn't want Grover Cleveland to take a shit on your car.
• Always on bottom at trivia, but we still like it on top.
• If you have election problems, I feel bad for you son I got 44 presidents but Mitt Romney aint one
• Once you go Barack you never go back

Major Goolsby's

• I Wanted To Make My Password "Penis," But My Computer Said It Was Too Short 
• Black Jelly Beans Don't Taste Like Licorice. They Taste Like Rotten Dog Shit! 
• I'll Stuff Your Turkey
• More Brains Than Kirk Cobain's Ceiling
• Barack Obama's Big Black Caucus
• It's A Rather Good Idea: KY Jelly!!
• We Don't Give A Buck!
• Win Or Lose We Still Booze
• Brandon Jennings Groupies I Got 99 Problems But A Mitt Ain't One!
• Hamburger Helper's Helpers

Mulligans Irish Pub

• Kevin Clash wants you to tickle his Elmo
• Legen...wait for it...dary
• Parents who are happy their kids are home
• Used lipstick on my glass
• What happens when a laptop is dropped in the ocean? A Dell is rolling in the deep.
• How do you know its bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand
• There is so much slashing in the Romney/Ryan budget, it should be a horror film
• What's is common to Sandy and Snooki? They will blow the entire East Coast to get on TV

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

• Jessica Simpson Goes On A Diet, Hostess Declares Bankruptcy
• Rumor has it, no one has died this week that we could use
• Actually Velma's sweater was Shaggy
• Monopoly, like in life, if she doesn't pick the iron, give her the boot
• This quiz sucked the life right out of me, almost as much as the abortion I got last week
• Rest In Peace United States of America, July 14th 1776 til November 2012.
• Scoregasm.

Black Rose Irish Pub

• Better late than pregnant
• Michelle Obama gives me a fiscal stiff
• Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels
• Ouch! Charlie that Hurts. You Bit my Finger
• Friends Without Benefits
• The one eyed wonder weasels and their 2 balls
• Toilet Safety Administration (T.S.A)
• General Betrayal AKA The Cum Stache 
• General Petreaus is back to square one on getting his "majesty's ship" wet
• Star Wars Episode VII: 2 Skywalkers 1 Cup
• "Hey Romney, look who is unemployed now bitch!" - Big Bird
• Jeremy destroyed my marriage and raped my mother
• Googlemaster 

Grafton Ale House

• Obviously, Octopussy participated in "No shave November"
• Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off
• If Odd Job worked for Blofeld (instead of Goldfinger) would he be called Blo Job?
• Cluedo gang bang version: turns out they all did it
• Sanduskys Kids
• If Lake Placid melts... is it called Lake Flaccid?
• Bill Clinton want to cut off his gadget so two can grow in its place
• Count Chocula has been in fewer girls mouths than Edward Cullen
• Who likes Japanese beers?
• The Zombie Sluts
• This Just in... I'm the Zodiac Killer... I'll see you at your car tonight
• I think Sandy got some sand in her vagina, that's why she was such a bitch of a storm
• Geography is like getting fingered by Freddy Krueger

The Highbury

• Afghanistan Has 99 Problems And Petreus Found One
• What’s the Difference Between a Quizmaster and a Rooster? A Rooster says “Cock-a-doodle-do,” a quizmaster says “Any cock will do.”
• Stars Wars VII: The Disney Princess Snuff Film We Have All Been Waiting For.
• There's a new drink in town called The Sandy. Its basically just a watered down Manhattan
• Fat kids are harder to kidnap

Three Lions Pub

• Aluminium, Sorry We just wanted to Hear a British Person Say it
• Yeah America there are now more Vagina's in the senate. We will not rest until there is one for every Penis
• Jay Cutler is a Pussaaaaaayyyyy
• Jersey Shore Has Never Looked So Good

St. Francis Brewery

• Aaron Rodgers First Wives Club
• Pull My Finger
• Hash Tag Parents
• We Skipped the Twilight Premiere to Play Trivia
• Mustaches of the Round Table 

Vino 100

• Hurricane Sandy, the Worst Thing To Hit the Jersey Shore Since...The Jersey Shore 
• Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun!
• Second Is The First Loser
• We Got 99 Problems But Trivia Ain't One
• Smarter Than Ryan Wickens

Duke of Devon Pub

• What do you call a black guy in a room full of old white guys? - Mr. President
• Our Drinking Team has a trivia problem
• England had no kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool
• The queeps that queep on queeping
• Balls deep... in my hand
• If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got 2 moms 
• Old farts with creepy parts 
• Dewey defeats Obama