Milwaukee Ale House
- Nancy Reagan got run over by Mr T's Train. Serves her right that Ho Ho Ho
- Two Girls One Claus
- Mr T. and his Christmas Log
- What does a shed, Santa Claus and a strip club have in common? Ho, Hoe, Hos!
- Thank god the Mayans say the world ends in four days - that means I never have to pay child support
- Jay Cutler shows his Christmas spirit by letting his vagina bleed all over the field
- I bet Billy Mays is still partying like it's $19.99
- Mary Celeste swallowed the seamen
- Dear Quizmaster Sir, your fly had been down since question number 4!
- Kalima is not a board certified cardiologist
- Hey Ryan, it looks like you leg is getting better and Kate Middleton is pregnant.... coincidence?
- What do you call Kate Middleton with a yeast infection? Royale w cheese
- When in Vietnam if you're happy with your hooker slip her an extra "dong"!
- We are drunk. Blah.
Cafe Hollander
- Santa Probably Has Diabetes
- I Wonder If Borat's Dick Would Fit In The Box
- Last Time I Saw Steve Buschemi I Drank Cranberry Juice For A Week
- Crouching Cuttler, Hidden Cucumber
- Jesus Is Coming, Open Your Mouth!
- I May Not Be A Quizmaster, But I Sure Am A Master Debater
- Please Stop The Bus And Let Me Brother Jack Off
- Jay Cutler's Vagina
- Apocalypse 2012: 18 Days Left . . . Drink Up
- Chest-nuts Roasting On An Open Fire Crotch
Two Bucks
- In First Place with a Million Points
- Mason Crosby and the Wide Rights
- The Stepdads (cause we beat you, and you hate us)
- Fiscal Cliff Divers
- We Live Under a Rock
- What's the difference between Cirque du Soleil and the Rockettes? One's a cunning array of stunts, the other is a.
- Santa's Got a Brand New Bag Illegitimate Royal Children
Caffrey's Pub
- Teen LaQueefa
- Christmas and Hilary Clinton, Two Things that Only Come Once A Year
- Who Is Justin Beiber?
- I Call My Girlfriend Thundercats
- Keep Calm And Trivia On
- Fuck Finals, Get Shitty ! :)
- That Awkward Moment When You Are At a Bar Play Trivia Instead of Studying for Finals
- Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
- Her Royal Fetus: The British Powerball Winner
Whiskey Bar
- Don't blow your Eggnog on Rudolph's bush
- Jingle Balls
- Hey Steve, Remember When Marquette Beat Wisconsin
- After 282 days I Cant Wait To Taste The White Stuff On My Tongue
- No Means No. But No Response Means Harder
- Not Only Did Kate Get Royally Fucked But So Did We
McGillycuddy's
- A Dick In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
- I Wish Anne Franke Would Have Been Around To See “Home Alone”.
- I Feel Like That Would Have Been A Game Changer
- This Is Like Fuckin' "The South WIll Rise Again" Trivia Night
- What's The Hardest Part About Eating A Vegetable? The Wheelchair
- How Many Tickles Does It Take TO Make A Squid Laugh? TENtacles
- What Do You Call An Aneroxic With a Yeast Infection? A Quarter Pounder With Cheese
- Ingloryhole Basterds
Vitucci's
- Fiscal Cliff Clavern
- These Brainteasers are Blue Balling Me
The Hotch Spot
- Pissin' All Over Andrew
- 3 Way Fistings for Flash Mobs
- Its My Birthday Bitch
- We Mustauche you a question
O'Lydias
- Crotch Shot Extrodinnaers
- Let the Wookie Win
- Crotch Shot Extrodinnaers
- Let the Wookie Win
- Fist my clit... I mean Fiscal Cliff
- Fiscal Cliff Notes
- Rectum?! Damn Near Killed 'Em
- We’re Here For The Beer, Too Bad We Couldn’t Actually Hear
- There’s No “I” in Gang Bang
- Rainbow Puking Unicorns
- I Didn’t Know Australia Has States
Milwaukee Brat House
- Fuckin Worcesterine (pronounced "Wolverine")
- Madonna looks better w/ Mutton Chops
- Are you sure Justin Bieber wasn't the Hobbit
- We're still here, has anyone told the Mayans
- I've got a one eyed snake.... in my pants!
- Name that slut... the new scratch and sniff category
- Aaron Rodgers might be on top today but not tonight!
- I thought today was the end of the world so I spent all my money on Schlitz
- Like Jackson Pollock, I'm dripping.... in my pants!
- Sippin' on quiz and juice (laid baaaaack)
- Meowyy Christmas! It's my birthday we dressed up in ugly sweaters, we deserve to win!
- I hope St. Nick leaves the Quizmaster at my door!
- Rusty 3rd knuckle on your daughter
Major Goolsby's
- Tittsburgh Feelers
- King Koopa's Klit Kommanders
- Kick Like Crosby, Throw Like Tebow
- I wish this microphone was a Dildo.
- Hamburger Helper Helpers
- Django my nut sack
- Slutty McSlutstein
- Ya Feelin' BUCKY, Punk!?
- Kanye West's Kilt Warriors
- Clay Matthews and Condoms, Two Things I Don't Fuck With
- Vagina Jokes Ain't Funny. Period.
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Can we win for the Best Name once before the end of the world on friday?
- Mason Crosby's kidnapping lessons fund
- Craven Morrehead and the gock Cobblers
- Over the river and over the cliff, to fiscal savings we go
- Save a Cowboy, ride a taxi
- The Difference between Chicago Bears and a dollar bill -you can get four quarters out of a dollar
- Didgeridoos-only men can blow them
- Kansas City Chiefs Shotgun Offense
- Signs of a tough economy-Rihanna and Chris Brown bunking together
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Crack Is Whack
- That's The Way The Pickle Squirts
- He's Not Dead, He's Canadian
- Is That A Microphone In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
- The Difference Between The Bears and Hillary Clinton Is That The Bears Still Suck!
- Jerry Sandusky's 1st Annual Stocking Stuffer Has Been Canceled
Black Rose Irish Pub
- Poop
- The Weekly Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting
- And my team left me!! No Big Deal, I Got This
- Jodie Fosters Deliciously Roasted Nuts
Grafton Ale House
- This is the last time in 2012 we will be forced to come up with a crappy team name
- Curiosity always leads me to Uranus
- Harry Potter brand condoms: protect you magic wand from Hogwarts while you are in her Chamber of Secrets
- Daddy... I saw Santa get eggnog on Mommie's face!
- Did you see us in Magic Mike?
- Queel of Misfortune!
- Anthony Hopkins' Santa will be leaving everyone's lotion in their baskets... um stockings this Christmas
- Mrs. Claus gets Frosty's carrot when Santa's sack is empty
- Simply having a wonderful Quizmaster time.
- How Rude-olf you to fuck me in the ass
- There are a million people in Idaho?!
- I love Prince Harry's wookie
- American Quizmasters suck!
- Jay Cutler can suck a dick
- Wine 'em, dine 'em, 69 'em
- Jay Cutler's Ovary Action
- I'd Rather Masturbate With Sandpaper Than Take This Quiz Again
The Highbury
- "All I want for New Years is a ball drop! ... On my chin!" - Sarah Barber
- Online now! 8 guys, 1 girl
- 5 shy bladders 4 cocks and one pussy
- I'll deck your halls if you jingle my balls.
- Real/Fake Photo Questions are NOT trivia.
- U.S. Solves Fiscal Cliff by selling Justin Bieber's Balls to Mexican Cartels
- Banging your grandma is not as fun as it sounds
- Fat kids are harder to kidnap
Three Lions Pub
- I lost My Virginity, But I still Have the Box it Came in
- Christmas only comes once a year, but you'd wish there were 12 days with us
- Santa Comes Next week, I came Last week
- Mrs Clause calls it the North Pole
- So that's What Happened to the Taco bell dog
- Vaginas don't like Hummers as boys do
- What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? You Cant jelly your dick in my ass
- Is that a Giant Pretzel in your Pocket or are you hungry
- Warhawk : Neither War, Nor Hawk...Discuss Amongst Your Selves
St. Francis Brewery
- South Milwaukee's Best
- Fuck the Snow, We Came to PLAY!
- Milwaukee Mensa Association (and Steve)
The Eatery on Farwell
- We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a Penis #GoBengals
- Let's Wrap This Up - It's Bong and Halo Time
- The Mayans...Well, This Is Awkward
- The three best new friends who met tonight
- Cheese in my beard
- Bob Loblaw's law blog
Vino 100
- Just a bunchof Wine-os
- Didn't get all you wanted this Christmas?
- Magic Mike will stuff your stocking.
- The Three Wise Men + 2
- Wine Not?
- Snow where to go but Vino
- Hello My Name Is Really Not Interested
- Sleeping With The Judge Didn't Work This Time...
Duke of Devon Pub
- Tally Ho Trivia Tipplers
- I have dingle balls in my chimney
- Would you like to Duke my Devon
- One skin, two skin, three skin...
- We hate boys, but we're not lesbians
