Red Rock Saloon
  • Rail gin for everyone is we win!!! Pysch!
  • 69 points... he he
  • QUEEL her? I don't even know her?
  • Which movie's tagline is Cum-diddly-umchious? Answer: Will-he wank-her and her chocolate factory
  • 2 Mannings, 1 Cup
  • Hogwarts class of 2010: I killed Voldemort
  • Kids are in the car so we can play trivia in the bar!

Cafe Hollander
  • Cryptosporidium . . . "I Got Two Tickets To Parasite"
  • James Bondage In Doctor No Means No
  • Eminem Hasn't BeenTo Jail?? 
  • Puck You Packers, Time For Hockey 
  • They're Real And They're Spectacular!
  • Open Wide, We're Cummin' In: Marquette Dental School
  • Amanda Bynes Or Lyndsey Lohan? Who Joins The 27 Club Next?
  • We Wreck Balls Like Miley Cyrus
  • Two Things I Don't F*** With, Condoms And Rattlesnakes
  • Abortion Really Brings Out The Kid In You 
  • Did VanGogh's Carpet Match Match The Drapes . . . ? Or Was It All VanGone???
  • I Think I Quizzed MyselfIf 
  • You Grow It, She Will Cum #mustacherides
  • Hey Harley Rider, Pipe Down, I'm 'Exhaust'ed!
  • Slogan: KY, Put It On And F***

Caffrey's Pub
  • Boys R' us
  • Mancheshair UTD 
  • The slutty cutty's
  • Breaking Walt jr's legs...bad
  • Why so Syria-ass
  • Liqor - I hardly know her
  • The FuckTards
  • How To Talk To Girls
  • Does This Taste Like roofies?

Camp Bar
  • No government is no problem Camp Bar is still open
  • If I had a pick up truck her name would be Wreck it Rhonda 
  • Fuck, I stubbed my camel toe 
  • Tears make the best lube
  • The fifth Mel Gibson historical war film was Mad Max
  • Other than that how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy
  • Twerking Class Heroes
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver 
  • Skid Marks, Not to be confused with Track Marks
  • The Bartender is Super-Hot
  • 2pac Never Dies…. He was at Coachella 
  • Is it me or does Ben Rothlisberger look like a pudgy Will Ferrell?
  • The Nine Cougar Lives of Chuck Norris

Two Bucks
  • Vinegar Strokes
  • Bear. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
  • Hey did you see that couple break up outside? 
  • Single-handed Yachting to Carrie Fischer
  • The Twinkies, We Like the Cream Filling
  • We're Not a Couple, We Swear
  • The Om-nom-nom-nivores
  • Assad? More like Ass-wad!
  • Miley Cyrus' failing sanity
  • I'm not slurring my words, it's my Milwaukee Accent
  • Missionary Impossible
  • Jesse Pinkman's Blue Eyes

Whiskey Bar
  • I Bless The Rain Down In Africa
  • I Call It Secratariat
  • Miley's Foam Finger Is My Pillow
  • I Get A Rise Out Of Quizmaster Baiting 
  • Worse Than A Syrian Child With Serin Gas 
  • Sit On My Facebook

McGillycuddy's
  • Einstein's Ball Sack
  • Pink Wine Makes Me Slutty
  • There's No "I" In Gang Bang, But There Is A "Me" In Menage A Trois!
  • My Dick In The Box Is Staring Right Back At Me
  • My Dad Used To Beat Me With His Belt . . . While Still Wearing It 
  • Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult. 
  • Twerking Girls Are Hot... Literally
  • Does HOG Refer To The Bike Or The Rider?
  • Dumpster Diving Fetal Retrieval Service
  • Mumford Touched His Sons Little Lion
  • I'm An Expert At Using Sexual Innuendo . . . BLOWJOBS!

Fox River House
  • Synonyms… cinnamon… so what, I showed up drunk 
  • The walking, talking Stephen Hawking
  • We’re only here because the government shutdown didn’t include the DEA
  • Apparently some dick shot a bunch of Seamen on someone’s Naval
  • I left my central nervous system in Damascus
  • No, I would not like any Sarin with my Syria-l, it gives me gas
  • That awkward moment when a stripper bursts out of your birthday cake, but it turns out it was Andy Dick. He was horny and made out with your dad.

The Hotch Spot
  • Amanda Huginkiss
  • Miley Licks Hammer
  • Sex on the 1st date? No with my Vagina
  • Of (Bar) Dice and Men (+Women)
  • Trebek, Your Mothers a Whore
  • Stop The Bus Let My Brother Jack Off

Panther Pub
  • Do you guys know Jack? We don't know Jack...
  • Everybody Poops
  • Hugh Jardon
  • I First Quizzed My Pants When I Was Twelve

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Born in the USA = Every president's theme song (except Obama)
  • We paid a dollar for this and all we got was a cold!
  • Need Daycare Services? Ask Syria 
  • Martin Luther Kingsize Mattress Sale (Prices so low you'll think you're dreaming) 
  • Too Much Kicking, Not Enough Ass 
  • Nickelback Eats at Beef Steak Julie's

New Berlin Ale House
  • Suck It Trebek
  • Quizteama Aquilera
  • Eleanor Roosevelt: America's 5 Cent MILF
  • The League Of Extraordinary Unicorns 
  • F**ked If I Know
  • We Have Less People Than You
  • Blurred Lines - The Mambo #5 For Men Who Can't Remember Women's Names
  • Quiz On My Face Sandusky's Tight Ends

Riverwest Filling Station
  • Barbie's Bodacious Boobies Have Bad-Ass Bass
  • "Miley Cyrus Wrecked My Balls" - Robin Thicke
  • Putin's Hairy Ass
  • I'm Tom Hanks and I Die in 3 Out Of 4 Movies...And I Can't Change Even If I Wanted To 
  • Creampie Surprise

O'Lydias
  • What the hell is Kan-Jam 
  • Waukesha's Finest
  • Ninjas Riding Dolphins 
  • Miller Lite is for Pussies
  • Morning After Pill, Really?
  • My middle finger is bigger than Anthony Weiner's weiner 
  • Is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see my blue cheese? 
  • The restaurant formerly known as 8*12 
  • Aleppo was the largest city in Syria before Phoebe got knocked up
  • Eminem: Melts in your mouth not in your hand
  • 2 Girls, 1 Blumpkin

Milwaukee Brat House
  • If you build it, they will cum... in my pants
  • Sometimes firemen are women
  • Argo Fuck Yourself
  • Skullet Porn
  • Day 4 in Milwaukee and I can hear my heart scream
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver
  • Q: All the lonely people, where do they all come from? A: In My Pants
  • Vaginal Blood Fart 
  • Hey Spitzer, looking mighty cute in them jeans there boy! 
  • When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer she makes millions; when I do it I get kicked out of Home Depot
  • Wait... this isn't speed dating?
  • Drenched in Victoria Azarenka's boob sweat
  • RIP Ariel Castro "best slumber party ever!"
  • Burger King: You Gonna Like the Way You Look 
  • I gotta take a Schlitz

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • It Smells Like Big Foots Dick in Here
  • Hi My Name is Will and Im an alcoholic
  • I Just Queefed
  • My Milk Stout Brings all the People to the Bar
  • So Ryan Braun walked into an aids clinic today, not a joke just news
  • 2 Reasons to date my ex girlfriend = breast implants
  • Bomb Syria, Ya' Know - For the Kids
  • Survey Says...(dramatic pause)... Show me Buttsex 
  • I Lost my Virginity at the NeverLand Ranch
  • I Wish I had Been Lance Bass's Seatbelt 
  • Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner

Grafton Ale House
  • Gordon Ramsey got his pan handled
  • Pack of Bears
  • We're going to fucking miss you Jim
  • Grafton: concrete jungle where dreams are made
  • This planet is brown, is filled with gas and explosions... your anus
  • Actrivia
  • Will the Real Rosa Parks please stand up

The Highbury
  • The #1 ball in your mouth
  • What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? You can't gargle sand, bitch.
  • I have a confession: I'm the reason Ken broke up with Barbie.
  • Fuck Trivia, Let's Drink
  • We're glad the QM didn't Dam-Ask-Us any questions about Syria 
  • Burn Babies, Burn ... Syrian Inferno! 
  • Prince Albert Phonebooth

Three Lions Pub
  • Pinkman and the Brain... ricin to the occasion 
  • Huell's giant head growth
  • They're fucking minerals, Marie!
  • If you don't call Saul, Huell be sorry
  • I prefer "The Wire", actually
  • What has two legs and is red all over - half a cat
  • I kan-jam- your daughter
  • Nice porn stache Brownie 
  • Hold my beer while I take a quizzzzzzz 
  • Cumshots on us!
  • I was given the choice of a big dick or a good memory. I can't remember which one I chose

St. Francis Brewery
  • If It's Better to Give Than to Receive, Than How Come No One Gives Me Anything?
  • Swording + Ladies = Babies
  • The Amazing Parallels Between Fantasy Football and Dungeons and Dragons

The Eatery on Farwell
  • Breaking Sad
  • Nick Cage and The Nicklebacks
  • 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt
  • Helen Keller's Favorite Color
  • The Government May Close But My Legs Never Will
  • Barbie and Ken broke up in 2004? I've been using Ken to pleasure myself since 1994.
  • I Love a Nice Ripe Alligator Pear of Balls in My Mouth 
  • Ariel Castro and his Tap Dancin' Toes
  • Quizconsinites

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