Best team names on the month! November 2013...

Black Rose Irish Pub

• Gary Glitter's U'11's
• Time of the month
• It doesn't count unless you see nipple
• My couch pulls out but I don't
• Busch Light, Girls Heavy
• Backstreet Blumpkins R Us
• Obamo's Velvet Tampon Rodeo Show
• Once I did it with a dead Guy
• Aaron Rodgers Clavicle
• My Name is Taylor Layton and I'm here for your Young Daughters 
• Mr. Rodgers Neighbourhood is now the rough part of Town
• Make Sure the Juice is Worth the Squeeze

Brass Monkey

• We May Have Fallen from the Ranks, But We Still have Average Sized Penises
• The Correct Answer is "Go F*ck Yourself 
• Pick-Up Artists and Garbage Men Should Switch Names
• The Pen is Mightier 
• The Baby Taxidermist 
• She Sells Sea Shells By the Sea Shore
• Bitches Aint Shit
• The Drinking Dead

Cafe Hollander

• Thanksgiving: The Only Time I Use a Turkey Baster for Its Intended purpose 
• Last Night I Had a One Night Stand and Now I'm Crabby
• Hermaphodite Barbie: She Comes in Her Own Box
• Viagara's Stock is Rising
• The Next Packers Starting Quarterback
• Let's Get Quizzicle
• Lord Of The Cock Rings - Featuring Dildo Baggins And Staring Elijah's Wood
• You Really Got To Hand It To A Blind Prostitute 
• Who The Fuck Did Avril Lavigne Marry? 
• In The Style Of Thundercats: Miley Cyrus Hooooooooooo!
• Nickleback Fan Club
• Stop The Bus And Let My Buddy Jack Off 
• Open Your Mouth . . . Here Comes A Muscle!!!! 
• Toronto's Crack Babies

Caffrey's Pub

• Big and bushy
• I smell but it's ok cause I'm cool
• Itttie bittie tittie city committee
• I'll fill your cavity

Camp Bar

• It's not the size in repose, it's the size it becomes 
• This is what happens when you talk to strangers
• I-ran out of nukes 
• Bill Clinton's one eyed monster 
• Quizzin' like a racehorse
• Dixon Cider 
• I can't hear the questions over my girlfriends voice

Centennial Bar and Grille

• I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer 
• Chalupa Batman
• Bangkok, yeah that does sound exotic

Club Garibaldi

• This Quiz Took Longer Than the ACTs 
• I don't know if you know this, but we are huge in Liechtenstein 
• My Couch pulls out...but my boyfriend doesn't 
• The Camel Toes
• The Last Bear I Met Really Needed a Shave
• Taints for the Memories
• Ain't Care About What Bitchez Be Thinkin'
• Larry Sander's Bottle Service

Eatery on Farwell

• Cockblock Party
• 2 Guys, No Girl, and some weird places
• Ed Gein's Furniture Store
• I'd prefer this microphone was a penis
• I have your National Treasure right here
• Cumfart Food
• I'd Rather Raw Dog on Ogre than listen to Chad Kroeger 
• I want to blow the horn of Gondor
• "Deer Traffic Controllers"

Fixture Brewing Company

• What's Up Bitches, Ya I Said It 
• No Means Yes and Yes Means Anal 
• Put Your Plug In My Socket
• Glove It, Before You Stuff It
• You Want the Cinnamon Beef Stick Where?
• Team Chocolate Schvetty Balls 
• Handjobs from Helen Keller
• We Googled These and Still Lost
• That’s Not The Only Thing Harder When You’re Sick

Fox River House

• Alligator Fuckhouse
• Other than that, what did you think of the parade, Mrs. Kennedy?
• Re-hab Asshole Cheating Cocksuckers

The Highbury

• Sue St. Marie, Bitch! 
• Tom Hanks IS Big... I've seen it! 
• It's Always Movember... In My Pants
• Mike Ditka's Genital Warts 
• It only takes Jamie Lee 10 seconds to eat a hot dog

Jack's American Pub

• Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It's all over town 
• I thought I was drinking a skunky Pabst cuz it smelled like Schlitz
• I'm Ron Burgandy? 
• Better late than pregnant 
• Drug dealers taking shots
• You In Maine Now Boy!
• Paterno's Kids

Loaded Slate

• Rosie O'Donnell's Face
• More Trivia, Less Pants
• Paul with the Chiseled Abs and Stunning Features Fan Club
• The website says $1.00 PBRs. Obama lied!
• Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
• Rumple Foreskin
• Marquette: Undefeated in Football and Sucking Balls since...your mom
• Hold my beer while I take a quiz...
• Wipe until there's blood
• Ariel Castro's Basement Party 
• It's important to be positive...except on your AIDS test 
• As useful as a photograph to Helen Keller
• Rodgers with broken collarbones > Cutler

The Lodge Bar (at the Rock)

• Drink Apple Juice, cuz OJ will Kill Ya
• Pearl Necklace Productions 
• I'm Rock Hard for Trivia
• More Cowbell
• Neverland Ranch Tickle Monsters 
• I Would Wear Kelly Kapowski Like a Hockey Mask
• Guys, I Think I Just Quizzed My Pants

Major Goolsby's

• Team See (C) yUo Next Tuesday
• Sofa King Drunk
• John Wilkes Booth and the Showstoppers
• Please evacuate the bar! This is not a drill!
• My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile, but I think that's a big word for a 6 year old

McGillycuddy's

• I like my women like I like my pumpkin pie, making me feel guilty the morning after
• Coming thick and fast... your mom's gravy
• Taking Selvies In The Stall Of The Men's Bathroom . . . . And It Is So Good!
• My G-Spot Is In My Ass
• Blockbuster Is Bankrupt, But The Lion's Den Is Still Open
• What Do You Call It When You Fart During Anal Sex? Steamboat Willie.
• John Cougar Concentration Camp
• These Questions Are Hard . . . Just How I Like My Dicks 
• What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
• No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer

Miller Time Pub

• The Packers 5th String QB - The Tampon 
• Necrophelia, Pop Open A cold One
• Yeast Infection to Golden Showers 
• Duck Butter with a Side of Smegma 
• Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out

Milwaukee Brat House

• I got something for you to gobble gobble ... in my pants
• Dumping nuts in sluts butts on Thanksgiving 
• I like my Schlitz like I like my men: cheap and in pairs
• 30 days without head, I'd rather die
• The alcoholocaust!
• 1912 Titanic Swim Team 
• You Pooped In The Refrigerator?!?
• You Should Hear What The Fox Says In My Pants 
• Cube Libre tastes like tequila. Can we use out tokens for some Schlitz
• Ray Nittie's Big Titties
• Fuck Cuba! These drinks suck! 
• We are soooooo gonna lose. It's official, we lost

Mulligans Irish Pub

• The Crack Whores
•  I'm a Victorious Secret 
• Overworked and Underpaid

New Berlin Ale House

• My Grandma Can't Wrestle But You Should See Her Box
• My Table Tennis Net Is Bigger Than Yours
• Cram It Up Your Cram Hole LaFleur
• What Would Brett Favre Do?
• Non-Fat Midwestern Celebs
• Scoring As High As Toronto's Mayor Ford
• Rodger's Mustache : 1 Quizmaster Dan's Mustache : 0
• Pete Schweaty's Homemade Sausage
• 12th String Quarterbacks
• And The Winner Is With One Million Points....!
• Broke As Aaron Rodger's Collar Bone 
• No One Likes Cry Baby Cutler 
• Aaron Rodger's Nurse Maids

O'Lydias

• Tug on my Wishbone 
• It's hard to read the scores when you keep quizzing in my face 
• The only official sport of Ireland is drink potato picking 
• 2 Pimps One Cup 
• I wanted to be famous for playing the NFL but instead I'm incognito 
• The South Will Rise Again

Panther Pub

• Jesus take the handlebars
• Radical Rob and The Rampagers
• Suits n' Beards
• Dead Goldfish Rising!!
• John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
• The Super Amazing Mustache of Happiness
• I ♥ Feet

Red Rock Saloon

• QUEEL Like a Pig 
• Draws should not happen in REAL football! 
• Sad, depressed team of losers
• Just the tip
• Fuck this shit. I came to drink 
• Rob Ford's wife feed him everyday 
• More confused than a Stevie Wonder / Helen Keller tennis match
• Scientology - at least it makes Mormonism believable 
• Weiner? I barley know her
• Miley Cyrus is a huge whore 
• Bags of dicks
• Jabba the Sluts

Riverwest Filling Station

• Barbara Bush won't Take Shotz Out of Her Cold Dead Hands
• No Cuts, No Butts, No Coconuts
• Uncle Jesse and the Rippers
• Dangerously Cheezy, Dangerously Sleazy
• There's a Cricket in My Snooker!
• Mil-HAWK-eeans
• I Quizzed in the Cowboy's Mouth

St. Francis Brewery

• The Older We Get, the More We Forget, So the Less We Regret
• We Framed Roger Rabbit! 
• Scott Tolzien Fan Club
• Green Bay Died When Rodger's Fell
• "I Am Waiting By the Phone, Eagerly Waiting" -Brett Favre
• Real or Fake? Next Time Show Us Some Boobs and Maybe We'll Get Them Right!
• This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
• Jeopardy Dropout

Titletown Brewing Co.

• Dislocated Double-Check 
• What Does the Guy Fawkes Say? 
• Healthcare.gov tech team: working for beer

Three Lions Pub

• If you give Mariah Carey a pimp cup, you can play her double bass
• Barely drinking and barely thinking
• Who would ever want to go to Bangkok?
• Aren't Portuguese and Spanish the same?!?
• Spank me with your balls 26 times, its my birthday
• Drinking: Ireland's biggest traditonal sport 
• Tom Ford's Crack Whores 
• I want to go hunting with Dick Cheney, so I can shoot him in the face
• Brownie is about as good at German as he is at being tall
• Who the hell watches homeland
• I wish I was Ryan Lochte so teen girls would jump my bones

Two Bucks

• Sultans of "Schwing"
• Sharks are indeed fish 
• Red Headed Tampons
• There's always money in the banana stand!
• We Heart Susan Boyle
• Seneca Wallace Has a Case of Cutler-itis
• Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
• Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming!

Vino 100

• Morgan Freeman's Titty Sprinkles 
• I Quizzed My Pants 
• 3 Hole Punch and A Ruler

Whiskey Bar

• Stuffing turkey then eating pie: Thanksgiving dinner or one nightstand?
• I don't always do crack, but when I do its in a drunken stupor.
• Over? Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
• Rob Ford Takes His Pussy With a Side Of Crack 
• I Don't Know About the World, But The Most Spoken Language In My Bedroom is Choking Noises