Black Rose Irish Pub
- Gary Glitter's U'11's
- Time of the month
- It doesn't count unless you see nipple
- My couch pulls out but I don't
- Busch Light, Girls Heavy
- Backstreet Blumpkins R Us
- Obamo's Velvet Tampon Rodeo Show
- Once I did it with a dead Guy
- Aaron Rodgers Clavicle
- My Name is Taylor Layton and I'm here for your Young Daughters
- Mr. Rodgers Neighbourhood is now the rough part of Town
- Make Sure the Juice is Worth the Squeeze
Brass Monkey
- We May Have Fallen from the Ranks, But We Still have Average Sized Penises
- The Correct Answer is "Go F*ck Yourself
- Pick-Up Artists and Garbage Men Should Switch Names
- The Pen is Mightier
- The Baby Taxidermist
- She Sells Sea Shells By the Sea Shore
- Bitches Aint Shit
- The Drinking Dead
Cafe Hollander
- Thanksgiving: The Only Time I Use a Turkey Baster for Its Intended purpose
- Last Night I Had a One Night Stand and Now I'm Crabby
- Hermaphodite Barbie: She Comes in Her Own Box
- Viagara's Stock is Rising
- The Next Packers Starting Quarterback
- Let's Get Quizzicle
- Lord Of The Cock Rings - Featuring Dildo Baggins And Staring Elijah's Wood
- You Really Got To Hand It To A Blind Prostitute
- Who The Fuck Did Avril Lavigne Marry?
- In The Style Of Thundercats: Miley Cyrus Hooooooooooo!
- Nickleback Fan Club
- Stop The Bus And Let My Buddy Jack Off
- Open Your Mouth . . . Here Comes A Muscle!!!!
- Toronto's Crack Babies
Caffrey's Pub
- Big and bushy
- I smell but it's ok cause I'm cool
- Itttie bittie tittie city committee
- I'll fill your cavity
Camp Bar
- It's not the size in repose, it's the size it becomes
- This is what happens when you talk to strangers
- I-ran out of nukes
- Bill Clinton's one eyed monster
- Quizzin' like a racehorse
- Dixon Cider
- I can't hear the questions over my girlfriends voice
Centennial Bar and Grille
- I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer
- Chalupa Batman
- Bangkok, yeah that does sound exotic
Club Garibaldi
- This Quiz Took Longer Than the ACTs
- I don't know if you know this, but we are huge in Liechtenstein
- My Couch pulls out...but my boyfriend doesn't
- The Camel Toes
- The Last Bear I Met Really Needed a Shave
- Taints for the Memories
- Ain't Care About What Bitchez Be Thinkin'
- Larry Sander's Bottle Service
Eatery on Farwell
- Cockblock Party
- 2 Guys, No Girl, and some weird places
- Ed Gein's Furniture Store
- I'd prefer this microphone was a penis
- I have your National Treasure right here
- Cumfart Food
- I'd Rather Raw Dog on Ogre than listen to Chad Kroeger
- I want to blow the horn of Gondor
- "Deer Traffic Controllers"
Fixture Brewing Company
- What's Up Bitches, Ya I Said It
- No Means Yes and Yes Means Anal
- Put Your Plug In My Socket
- Glove It, Before You Stuff It
- You Want the Cinnamon Beef Stick Where?
- Team Chocolate Schvetty Balls
- Handjobs from Helen Keller
- We Googled These and Still Lost
- That’s Not The Only Thing Harder When You’re Sick
Fox River House
- Alligator Fuckhouse
- Other than that, what did you think of the parade, Mrs. Kennedy?
- Re-hab Asshole Cheating Cocksuckers
The Highbury
- Sue St. Marie, Bitch!
- Tom Hanks IS Big... I've seen it!
- It's Always Movember... In My Pants
- Mike Ditka's Genital Warts
- It only takes Jamie Lee 10 seconds to eat a hot dog
Jack's American Pub
- Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It's all over town
- I thought I was drinking a skunky Pabst cuz it smelled like Schlitz
- I'm Ron Burgandy?
- Better late than pregnant
- Drug dealers taking shots
- You In Maine Now Boy!
- Paterno's Kids
Loaded Slate
- Rosie O'Donnell's Face
- More Trivia, Less Pants
- Paul with the Chiseled Abs and Stunning Features Fan Club
- The website says $1.00 PBRs. Obama lied!
- Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
- Rumple Foreskin
- Marquette: Undefeated in Football and Sucking Balls since...your mom
- Hold my beer while I take a quiz...
- Wipe until there's blood
- Ariel Castro's Basement Party
- It's important to be positive...except on your AIDS test
- As useful as a photograph to Helen Keller
- Rodgers with broken collarbones > Cutler
The Lodge Bar (at the Rock)
- Drink Apple Juice, cuz OJ will Kill Ya
- Pearl Necklace Productions
- I'm Rock Hard for Trivia
- More Cowbell
- Neverland Ranch Tickle Monsters
- I Would Wear Kelly Kapowski Like a Hockey Mask
- Guys, I Think I Just Quizzed My Pants
Major Goolsby's
- Team See (C) yUo Next Tuesday
- Sofa King Drunk
- John Wilkes Booth and the Showstoppers
- Please evacuate the bar! This is not a drill!
- My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile, but I think that's a big word for a 6 year old
McGillycuddy's
- I like my women like I like my pumpkin pie, making me feel guilty the morning after
- Coming thick and fast... your mom's gravy
- Taking Selvies In The Stall Of The Men's Bathroom . . . . And It Is So Good!
- My G-Spot Is In My Ass
- Blockbuster Is Bankrupt, But The Lion's Den Is Still Open
- What Do You Call It When You Fart During Anal Sex? Steamboat Willie.
- John Cougar Concentration Camp
- These Questions Are Hard . . . Just How I Like My Dicks
- What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
- No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer
Miller Time Pub
- The Packers 5th String QB - The Tampon
- Necrophelia, Pop Open A cold One
- Yeast Infection to Golden Showers
- Duck Butter with a Side of Smegma
- Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out
Milwaukee Brat House
- I got something for you to gobble gobble ... in my pants
- Dumping nuts in sluts butts on Thanksgiving
- I like my Schlitz like I like my men: cheap and in pairs
- 30 days without head, I'd rather die
- The alcoholocaust!
- 1912 Titanic Swim Team
- You Pooped In The Refrigerator?!?
- You Should Hear What The Fox Says In My Pants
- Cube Libre tastes like tequila. Can we use out tokens for some Schlitz
- Ray Nittie's Big Titties
- Fuck Cuba! These drinks suck!
- We are soooooo gonna lose. It's official, we lost
Mulligans Irish Pub
- The Crack Whores
- I'm a Victorious Secret
- Overworked and Underpaid
New Berlin Ale House
- My Grandma Can't Wrestle But You Should See Her Box
- My Table Tennis Net Is Bigger Than Yours
- Cram It Up Your Cram Hole LaFleur
- What Would Brett Favre Do?
- Non-Fat Midwestern Celebs
- Scoring As High As Toronto's Mayor Ford
- Rodger's Mustache : 1 Quizmaster Dan's Mustache : 0
- Pete Schweaty's Homemade Sausage
- 12th String Quarterbacks
- And The Winner Is With One Million Points....!
- Broke As Aaron Rodger's Collar Bone
- No One Likes Cry Baby Cutler
- Aaron Rodger's Nurse Maids
O'Lydias
- Tug on my Wishbone
- It's hard to read the scores when you keep quizzing in my face
- The only official sport of Ireland is drink potato picking
- 2 Pimps One Cup
- I wanted to be famous for playing the NFL but instead I'm incognito
- The South Will Rise Again
Panther Pub
- Jesus take the handlebars
- Radical Rob and The Rampagers
- Suits n' Beards
- Dead Goldfish Rising!!
- John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
- The Super Amazing Mustache of Happiness
- I ♥ Feet
Red Rock Saloon
- QUEEL Like a Pig
- Draws should not happen in REAL football!
- Sad, depressed team of losers
- Just the tip
- Fuck this shit. I came to drink
- Rob Ford's wife feed him everyday
- More confused than a Stevie Wonder / Helen Keller tennis match
- Scientology - at least it makes Mormonism believable
- Weiner? I barley know her
- Miley Cyrus is a huge whore
- Bags of dicks
- Jabba the Sluts
Riverwest Filling Station
- Barbara Bush won't Take Shotz Out of Her Cold Dead Hands
- No Cuts, No Butts, No Coconuts
- Uncle Jesse and the Rippers
- Dangerously Cheezy, Dangerously Sleazy
- There's a Cricket in My Snooker!
- Mil-HAWK-eeans
- I Quizzed in the Cowboy's Mouth
St. Francis Brewery
- The Older We Get, the More We Forget, So the Less We Regret
- We Framed Roger Rabbit!
- Scott Tolzien Fan Club
- Green Bay Died When Rodger's Fell
- "I Am Waiting By the Phone, Eagerly Waiting" -Brett Favre
- Real or Fake? Next Time Show Us Some Boobs and Maybe We'll Get Them Right!
- This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
- Jeopardy Dropout
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Dislocated Double-Check
- What Does the Guy Fawkes Say?
- Healthcare.gov tech team: working for beer
Three Lions Pub
- If you give Mariah Carey a pimp cup, you can play her double bass
- Barely drinking and barely thinking
- Who would ever want to go to Bangkok?
- Aren't Portuguese and Spanish the same?!?
- Spank me with your balls 26 times, its my birthday
- Drinking: Ireland's biggest traditonal sport
- Tom Ford's Crack Whores
- I want to go hunting with Dick Cheney, so I can shoot him in the face
- Brownie is about as good at German as he is at being tall
- Who the hell watches homeland
- I wish I was Ryan Lochte so teen girls would jump my bones
Two Bucks
- Sultans of "Schwing"
- Sharks are indeed fish
- Red Headed Tampons
- There's always money in the banana stand!
- We Heart Susan Boyle
- Seneca Wallace Has a Case of Cutler-itis
- Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
- Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming!
Vino 100
- Morgan Freeman's Titty Sprinkles
- I Quizzed My Pants
- 3 Hole Punch and A Ruler
Whiskey Bar
- Stuffing turkey then eating pie: Thanksgiving dinner or one nightstand?
- I don't always do crack, but when I do its in a drunken stupor.
- Over? Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
- Rob Ford Takes His Pussy With a Side Of Crack
- I Don't Know About the World, But The Most Spoken Language In My Bedroom is Choking Noises
