Antonio's Sports Bar

  • Morning wood is a terrible thing to waste
  • Crouching girl hidden cucumber 
  • Women OIympic Stars…Hah! Oh wait, there’s no such thing 2nd Place
  • Costas has more pink in his eye than Victoria has in her panties


Brass Monkey

  • Sarah Palin Can See The Olympics From Her House
  • Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Back 
  • You're Going Down Syndrome 
  • Scissor Me Timbers
  • Hey Look! We Lost Again.


Cafe Centraal

  • Madest Thou Look; Thus Endeth The Trick
  • Fuck Winter
  • Quizlamic Jihad
  • Casey Anthony Has Some Junk In Her Trunk (Too Soon)


Cafe Hollander

  • Egon But Not Forgotten
  • Who Ya Gonna Call? Not Harold Ramis
  • I Play Soccer With The Quizmaster And He Hasn't Even Acknowledged Me 
  • Thom Selleck's Mustache Ride 
  • If This Quiz Was Curling, I Bet You Couldn't Handle These Stones
  • Olympic Puns Are Sochi-Z! 
  • Phillip See-More Angels 
  • I Put A Pube In Your Drink
  • Last Time A Bronco Had A Good Drive, OJ Was Behind The Wheel


Caffrey's Pub

  • We got 99 problems, and apparently trivia is one.
  • Chris Hanson is a cock block
  • Lift your coat and touch your toes, I'll show you where the wild goose goes
  • My mom is a milfwacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube team
  • My grandpa plays the accordion


Camp Bar

  • Garage (rhymes w/ carriage)
  • Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? A: Christopher Walken
  • If you poo in a cave, would it be called a spelunker? 
  • Russia may have more medals, but we have less Russians.
  • Bob Costas Pink Eye
  • Putin's Left Nut
  • Django and the Broncos have something in common.... the silent "D"
  • Would you rather have David Carradine in your closet or Joe Namath's Super Bowl coat?
  • Monicas real position was on her knee's


Club Garibaldi

  • Unlike grade school I didn't wet my pants during the test
  • Excuse me while I shuttle my cock


Fixture Brewing Company

  • Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club
  • Don't Cross The Streams! RIP Harold Ramis 
  • I'm Not Gay, But $2 is $2 
  • Your Mom Has The Whitest Teeth I've Ever Cum Across
  • Cupid is TOTALLY a midget 
  • The Rob Ford Fan Club
  • A Big Bag Of Dicks, For The Win! 
  • I've Got 99 Problems And Trivia Ain't One
  • It's Not Rape If You Yell Surprise


The Hotch Spot

  • We like our team how we like our cookies..... GIANT and warm!
  • But you ain't got no legs lieutenant Dan
  • Irish you were naked 
  • This microphone looks suspiciously like a penis 
  • If it was easy it would be called your Mom!


The Highbury


Jack's American Pub

  • Putins's Pistols
  • Danny and the Dick Fucks
  • Fo' Shizzle my Quizzle
  • Phillip Seymore Hoffman's "other" hobby
  • He called the shit poo!


Loaded Slate

  • Perforated Condoms
  • Condoms and Rattle Snakes: 2 Things I Don't Fuck With
  • Phillip Seymour Hoffman and the Ace of Spade Club 
  • John Wilkes Booth &the Showstoppers 
  • Anal, the Only Safe Way to Have Sex 
  • Phillip-SeeNoMore-Hoffman
  • If a Muppet Gives You a Blow Job, is it Also a Hand Job?


McGillycuddy's

  • I'm Not From Egypt, But This Dick Israel 
  • All the Ladies Dig My Mammoth Bone
  • Boys Have A Penis and Girls Have A Vagina 
  • High Drag Projectile: For Her Pleasure
  • I'm not a weatherman, but your mom can expect the same forecast. 4-5 inches.
  • Shit hasn't hit the fan, but the turd is definitely clipping the blades.


Miller Time Pub

  • We Are Cool for Coolidge and Hard for Harding
  • My couch pulls out, but I don't! 
  • Monica Lewinsky - Head Intern


Milwaukee Beer Bistro

  • Rocky Balboa Picture Show
  • A futon pulls out... but I don't
  • First the quizzes, Then the Bitches
  • The Herbie Hancock's


Milwaukee Brat House

  • Albuquerque - you can get high in more ways than one!
  • I think my drinking team has a trivia problem
  • A horse named Sarah Jessica Parker
  • Saber Tooth Blow Job
  • Sure, you can pet my baby puss!
  • Pen15 Club
  • Oops, I schlitzed my pants
  • I have more periods than commas
  • Vanessa's virginal cloister of good times
  • Phillip Seymour Hoffman may have won an Oscar... but Chris Farley did it better!


Mulligans Irish Pub

  • #SochiFail 
  • Gettin' Quizzie with it
  • I like Putin dicks in my butt!


New Berlin Ale House

  • Not Tonight Babe, I Quizzed Earlier..
  • If Jesus Was Jewish, Why Does He Have A Mexican Name?
  • We'll Take Your Calvins, Marky Mark 
  • May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor... Unlike Philip Seymore Hoffman


O'Lydias

  • Polar Vortex, more like polar bore-tex! Got any more brain busters?
  • I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so QWHEEL me!? Maybe?
  • Gingers have NO souls!!
  • Next time I'm coming in my short shorts 
  • Taj Mahal? More like touch my balls!


Red Rock Saloon

  • She smokes 15 joints a day? No wonder she picks those outfits
  • Cadbury creme in my pants
  • The only thing worse than the weather is a tall, cool Budweiser Select 55
  • I hope Bieber has the same dealer as Phillip Seymour Hoffman


Riverwest Filling Station

  • 21 Stream Salute for Egon 
  • Wonder If Costas Will Be Taking the Red-eye from Sochi?
  • Michael Sam For Russian Prime Minister 
  • We Thought Shirley Temple Was Already Dead
  • Putin Prefers Shuttle Cock with Luge


St. Francis Brewery

  • Gives New Meaning To the Term "Giving Them 'the Business' "! 
  •  Rumpled Foreskin
  • Bruce Jenner's Adam's Apple
  • I Really Hope to Give a Valentine, But It's Hard Daredevil's Dick Wasn't Blind
  • "Sochi" My "D", Putin!


Titletown Brewing Co.

  • Philip should have "seen more" Rehab 
  • Catching Fire like Richard Pryor 
  •  Seattle and Seymour Higher than a Kite


Three Lions Pub

  • Masturbation is 1% inspiration, 99% persperation
  • My computer tells me my password is too short, but I say 'Penis' is long enough 
  • If someone taking a quiz is a quizacle then what is someone taking a test?
  • If Phillip Seymour hoffman did any more ice, he would have been competing at Sochi
  • There's more to life than being really really, ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what it is 
  • How does Darth Vader like his marshmallows? - A little on the dark side
  • What do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks? A Fungi to hang out with!


Two Bucks

  • The Ukranian Mail Order Brides
  • I before e except after foreskin
  • Here's my number, so fuck me maybe
  • Three out of four Ghostbusters ain't bad 
  • I'll "Point" my "Fat Squirrel" at your "Red Stripe" and "Pullchain" 
  • The 1973 Iranian Revolution (give or take a year)"
  • She'll eat your heart out like Jefferey Dahmer"
  • E = Mc Hammer
  • The Empire Strokes Back
  • "The Seahawks will only win a Super Bowl over my dead body" - Phillip Seymour Hoffman
  • Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem


Whiskey Bar

  • From Stripes: "Are You Two gay-homosexuals?" "No, but we Could Be If You Want Us To Be."
  • Egon...But Not Forgotten
  • There was no opening ceremony malfunction; the 5th olympic ring represents Putin's nervous buttonhole
  • Breaking Quizckly Bad
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman Died Preparing For His Next Role...Toronto Mayor Rob Ford 
  • Moneyball 2: Philip Seymour Hoffman Takes His Last Hit

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