Brass Monkey
- My Boyfriend Can't Remember My Birthday, But He Can Remember Bilbo Baggins :(
- Aaand Boom Goes the Dynamite
- Queefmaster
- It's National Hot Dog Day - Put a Weiner in your Mouth
- Large Lybia Lodged in my Larynx
- Edward Penishands
- I'll Carry Tim Howard's Balls Anyday!
- Ryan Braun's Urine Supplier
Cafe Centraal
- What's The Ice Bucket Challenge?
- Two Cashews Were Walking Down The Street. One Was Indicted On Federal Racketeering Charges.
- Hit It N' Quiz It
- Teachers Rule, Bullies Drool!!!
- Quizteam-a Aguilera
- Doin’ Stuff In The Back
- How Many Goals Can Germany Score? A Brazillion!
- Lebron To The Bucks!
- Derka Sherpa Derka Jihad
Cafe Hollander
- I Learned Everything I Need To Know About Earthquakes From Watching Saved By The Bell
- Great Barrier Queef
- My Harry Potter Has Hogwarts
- When The Red River Flows Take The Dirt Road
- Just kidding they're in first
- The Last Time Germans Were World Champs Charles de Gaulle Had To Call In Uncle Sam To Clean Up Their Shit
- William Hung Like A Horse
- I Am Not A Doctor But I'll Take A Look Anyway
- Thank God We Don't Have To Worry About Soccer Anymore And We Can Spend All Of Our Time Focusing On LeBron
- What Has 9 Arms And Sucks? Def Leppard
- What's The Useless Piece Of Skin Attached To A Vagina? A Woman.
- What's The Female Version Of A Cougar? Your Mom
Caffrey's Pub
- Robin Williams, Hanging Out
- Attractive Lesbians
- Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable arm team
- My grandma doesn't wrestle but you should see her box
- The British are cumming
Camp Bar
- I Like It When Isis Was Just Shazam's Girlfriend
- Hugo Boss: Making Nazi's Look Good Since 1936
- We Couldn't Think of a Name, So We Just Drew an Erect Profile Penis
- Tony Stewart's Greatest Hits
- I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: Ground Up and In The Freezer
- Nicolet's Varsity Football Team
- I Just Won the Cum Bucket Challenge
- I Have Play-Doh in My Pants - Let's Make Something Out of It
- Chesty, Tubby, Burpy, Deafy, Hickey, Weasy, and Awful 7 Strippers
- The Heat Coming Off Lebron's Cleveland Steamer Is Something To Witness
- What's White and Salty and All Over My Face? Camp Popcorn
- Tim Howard Saved My Balls
Fixture Brewing Company
- We Figured Out Why Tampons Have Strings....So You Can Floss After Eating!!
- What's The Difference Between A G-Spot And A Golf Ball? Guys Will Look For A Golf Ball For 20 Minutes
- I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Floppy Horse Penis
- I Really Need A Glass Of Water
- Titanic Was The First Ice Water Challenge
- Is Mike Hunt Here?
- There Is No "I" In Rape Shack
- Your Jokes Suck Like A Bag Of Flesh Colored Dicks. That Are Short
- I Wanna Go Camping. I Hear The Sex Is In Tents
- Tax Evasion Cruel Anal Invasion
- I'm Going To be Pitching A Tent This Weekend...I'm Also Going Camping
- I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee...Without Someone Else's Dick In It
- Secretary of Defense, Tim Howard
Fox River House
- Vlad the Impregnator
- I could have scored against Brazil today
- Boys from Brazil got Blitzdrieged
- Pimpin' ain't breezy, but this patio sure it!
- Since it's their anniversary night and Bill and Mandy are so awesome they're gonna fuck like rabbits tonight
- My balls are hairless because the Brazilians got waxed
- Salvador Deli (we're the surreal "deal")
- We nominate the Titanic for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge... actually just the poor people
The Hotch Spot
- Drakes on a plane
- The way you ask those questions makes me want to quiz all over
- The Quija Board gave us all the answers
- There's Quizz in me eye! :(
- Argentina looked good in the 1978 World Cup, but 2014 was Messi
- Pinnochio's nose isnt the ONLY thing that grows when he's excited
- BFFFFFFF Stands for Best Fucking Fantastic Fabulous Foreign French Friend Forever
- Tim Howard
The Highbury
- Fo' Shizzle My Quizzle
- The Cunning Stunts
- The Titanic: Ice Bucket Challenge Champion
- Everything I learned about sex, I learned at the Neverland Ranch
- A little pissed, all I see on Pornhub lately is Germany fucking Brazil
Jack's American Pub
- I like my women the way i like my rum, Puerto Rican and full of coke
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- I'm no doctor, but I don't think 50,000 'likes' are gonna cure that kids cancer.
- If you think your mum is good at wrestling you should see her box
- 2 girls, 1 World Cup
- Sometimes I'm high on drugs. The other times I'm asleep.
- Not even Tim Howard can save us from these answers
Loaded Slate
- Quiz all over her face
- Dixie Normous
McGillycuddy's
- Hitlers Proof - Reader was a grammar Nazi
- When you say "Hiyah", are you saying hello? or are you speaking Ninja?
- Brazil did NAZI that coming
- We should go to Rio. I hear it is easy to score on Brazillians
- Did Brazil's loss hurt more than getting a Brazillian
- How many goals did Germany score against Brazil? A Brazillian
Miller Time Pub
- Quizmaster Ross pees sitting down
- Ross's "Test"icles
Milwaukee Beer Bistro
- So a grasshopper walks in to a bar and the bartender says "HEY! Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve?"
- Derek Zoolander's team of people who look good and want to read good too
- It's also called a banana kick
Milwaukee Brat House
- We nominate the entire bar for the Schlitz Bucket Challenge #drinkupbitches
- Black Cock Down
- Sometimes when I puke, I schlitz
- Brits don't go to the dentist
- Camouflage condoms: she never saw us coming
- Gaza Stripperz
- Straight outta Wiscompton
- Just the tip --- a game nobody wins
- No means yes, yes means anal
- Andre The Giant Bag of Dicks
- The Quizmasterbater
- America! - Best Team Name ever. If you don't agree, you're a terrorist
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Who needs sex when you have beer
New Berlin Ale House
- We Know Nothing John Snow
- Digital Playground Presents Moses Parting The Red Sea Starring Ron Jeremy
- If Christopher Walken Ran For President He Would Win
- Keep Calm And Get A New Catchphrase
- Are Those Real Or Fake
- Monica Loves “Clinton-Dix”
O'Lydias
- Let's get quiz-ical, quiz-ical ;)
- A squeaky train still sounds better than Miley Cyrus
- HaHa Monica Loves Clinton-Dix
- Hey everyone - FUCK YOU
- We drew a Hitler moustache on Charlie Caplin & we're pretty sure that's right now
- The French are assholes
- Malaysian frequent flier miles for sale
- "Not in my hair!"
Red Rock Saloon
- You sound like you're from London
- Show me on the doll where he touched you
- Since the World Cup is over can we stop pretending to care about soccer for 4 more years
- Two Girls One World Cup
- 2 Girls, 1 Quiz.... never a good idea!!
Riverwest Filling Station
- Octothorpe Hashtag
- I'll tell you what my largest organ is
- Peewee Herman's favorite movie theatre
- Team "Help me, a bird pooped on my boobs!"
St. Francis Brewery
- Chicago Can Suck my Dix, Ha Ha!
- Went to Ferguson On Vacation...it was a Riot!
- Depressed Teachers Going Back to School, Happy Parents
- Hot Carl Asked Me For a Rusty Trombone!
- Muhammad is All Our First Names
- My Birth Control Blocks More Shots Than Brazil
- Do I get Banned Next Week if I Bite the Quizmaster?
- Watching Soccer is Like Watching Paint Dry
Titletown Brewing Co.
- The Tony Stewart School of Driving ... Now Hiring Volunteers for Traffic Cones
- Having a Belt with Robin Williams (What? Too Soon?)
- Ferguson Tear Gas Challenge for ALS
- We're Ghana soccer it to yah!
- KFC customers are dicks
- What do you mean: We're not Ghana win
- Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up
Three Lions Pub
- Your mom is so slutty not even Andy Dufresne would tunnel through her
- Ebola? I hardly know her
- Largest Panhandle In The US?...My Dick
- Nothing Says Literature Like "Twilight"......
- For The Second Time In History, Thousands Of Germans Have Gone Into Hiding In Brazil
- I Had Cheese, But No Crackers. I Was Cracka Lackin'
- Who Let The Mom's Out?
- You Nazi Be Kidding Me
Two Bucks
- Trivia, the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
- Camouflage Condoms...she didn't see us coming
- The Floyd Mayweather School for Adults Who Can't Read Good
- Swipe Right For Best Team Name
- We Nominate Lou Gehrig for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
- My last relationship ended because of a sad hand job
- Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
- Tony Stewert's Drivers Ed
- We Got 99 Problems and this Quiz is at the top of the list
- My last relationship started because of a great blow job
- Sanka yo dead? Yeah mon, because I'm Jamaican me crazy
- Shrimp linguine and a porno; just kidding, it's chicken linguine
- Stephen Hawking's Twitter Account
- It's Screech, Mr. Powers if you're nasty
- We're only here for the free water
Whiskey Bar
- The Juice is on the loose; Fuck Bon Jovi!
- John Wiles Booth - The Show Stopper
- But Seriously, This Isn't Speed Dating?
- The Tiny Blumpkins
