Best pub quiz team names of the summer 2014!

Brass Monkey

• My Boyfriend Can't Remember My Birthday, But He Can Remember Bilbo Baggins :( 
• Aaand Boom Goes the Dynamite
• Queefmaster 
• It's National Hot Dog Day - Put a Weiner in your Mouth
• Large Lybia Lodged in my Larynx 
• Edward Penishands
• I'll Carry Tim Howard's Balls Anyday!
• Ryan Braun's Urine Supplier

Cafe Centraal

• What's The Ice Bucket Challenge?
• Two Cashews Were Walking Down The Street. One Was Indicted On Federal Racketeering Charges.
• Hit It N' Quiz It
• Teachers Rule, Bullies Drool!!!
• Quizteam-a Aguilera
• Doin’ Stuff In The Back
• How Many Goals Can Germany Score? A Brazillion!
• Lebron To The Bucks!
• Derka Sherpa Derka Jihad

Cafe Hollander

• I Learned Everything I Need To Know About Earthquakes From Watching Saved By The Bell
• Great Barrier Queef
• My Harry Potter Has Hogwarts
• When The Red River Flows Take The Dirt Road
• Just kidding they're in first 
• The Last Time Germans Were World Champs Charles de Gaulle Had To Call In Uncle Sam To Clean Up Their Shit 
• William Hung Like A Horse 
• I Am Not A Doctor But I'll Take A Look Anyway
• Thank God We Don't Have To Worry About Soccer Anymore And We Can Spend All Of Our Time Focusing On LeBron
• What Has 9 Arms And Sucks? Def Leppard
• What's The Useless Piece Of Skin Attached To A Vagina? A Woman. 
• What's The Female Version Of A Cougar? Your Mom

Caffrey's Pub

• Robin Williams, Hanging Out
• Attractive Lesbians
• Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable arm team
• My grandma doesn't wrestle but you should see her box
• The British are cumming

Camp Bar

• I Like It When Isis Was Just Shazam's Girlfriend
• Hugo Boss: Making Nazi's Look Good Since 1936
• We Couldn't Think of a Name, So We Just Drew an Erect Profile Penis
• Tony Stewart's Greatest Hits
• I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: Ground Up and In The Freezer
• Nicolet's Varsity Football Team
• I Just Won the Cum Bucket Challenge 
• I Have Play-Doh in My Pants - Let's Make Something Out of It
• Chesty, Tubby, Burpy, Deafy, Hickey, Weasy, and Awful 7 Strippers
• The Heat Coming Off Lebron's Cleveland Steamer Is Something To Witness
• What's White and Salty and All Over My Face? Camp Popcorn
• Tim Howard Saved My Balls

Fixture Brewing Company

• We Figured Out Why Tampons Have Strings....So You Can Floss After Eating!!
• What's The Difference Between A G-Spot And A Golf Ball? Guys Will Look For A Golf Ball For 20 Minutes 
• I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Floppy Horse Penis 
• I Really Need A Glass Of Water
• Titanic Was The First Ice Water Challenge 
• Is Mike Hunt Here?
• There Is No "I" In Rape Shack
• Your Jokes Suck Like A Bag Of Flesh Colored Dicks. That Are Short 
• I Wanna Go Camping. I Hear The Sex Is In Tents
• Tax Evasion Cruel Anal Invasion 
• I'm Going To be Pitching A Tent This Weekend...I'm Also Going Camping 
• I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee...Without Someone Else's Dick In It
• Secretary of Defense, Tim Howard

Fox River House

• Vlad the Impregnator
• I could have scored against Brazil today
• Boys from Brazil got Blitzdrieged 
• Pimpin' ain't breezy, but this patio sure it!
• Since it's their anniversary night and Bill and Mandy are so awesome they're gonna fuck like rabbits tonight
• My balls are hairless because the Brazilians got waxed 
• Salvador Deli (we're the surreal "deal") 
• We nominate the Titanic for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge... actually just the poor people

The Hotch Spot

• Drakes on a plane
• The way you ask those questions makes me want to quiz all over
• The Quija Board gave us all the answers
• There's Quizz in me eye! :(
• Argentina looked good in the 1978 World Cup, but 2014 was Messi
• Pinnochio's nose isnt the ONLY thing that grows when he's excited
• BFFFFFFF Stands for Best Fucking Fantastic Fabulous Foreign French Friend Forever
• Tim Howard

The Highbury

• Fo' Shizzle My Quizzle
• The Cunning Stunts
• The Titanic: Ice Bucket Challenge Champion
• Everything I learned about sex, I learned at the Neverland Ranch
• A little pissed, all I see on Pornhub lately is Germany fucking Brazil

Jack's American Pub

• I like my women the way i like my rum, Puerto Rican and full of coke
• On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
• I'm no doctor, but I don't think 50,000 'likes' are gonna cure that kids cancer.
• If you think your mum is good at wrestling you should see her box
• 2 girls, 1 World Cup
• Sometimes I'm high on drugs. The other times I'm asleep.
• Not even Tim Howard can save us from these answers

Loaded Slate

• Quiz all over her face
• Dixie Normous

McGillycuddy's

• Hitlers Proof - Reader was a grammar Nazi
• When you say "Hiyah", are you saying hello? or are you speaking Ninja?
• Brazil did NAZI that coming
• We should go to Rio. I hear it is easy to score on Brazillians
• Did Brazil's loss hurt more than getting a Brazillian
• How many goals did Germany score against Brazil? A Brazillian

Miller Time Pub 

• Quizmaster Ross pees sitting down
• Ross's "Test"icles

Milwaukee Beer Bistro

• So a grasshopper walks in to a bar and the bartender says "HEY! Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve?" 
• Derek Zoolander's team of people who look good and want to read good too
• It's also called a banana kick

Milwaukee Brat House

• We nominate the entire bar for the Schlitz Bucket Challenge #drinkupbitches
• Black Cock Down
• Sometimes when I puke, I schlitz 
• Brits don't go to the dentist
• Camouflage condoms: she never saw us coming
• Gaza Stripperz
• Straight outta Wiscompton
• Just the tip --- a game nobody wins
• No means yes, yes means anal
• Andre The Giant Bag of Dicks
• The Quizmasterbater
• America! - Best Team Name ever. If you don't agree, you're a terrorist

Mulligans Irish Pub

• Who needs sex when you have beer

New Berlin Ale House

• We Know Nothing John Snow
• Digital Playground Presents Moses Parting The Red Sea Starring Ron Jeremy
• If Christopher Walken Ran For President He Would Win
• Keep Calm And Get A New Catchphrase
• Are Those Real Or Fake
• Monica Loves “Clinton-Dix”

O'Lydias

• Let's get quiz-ical, quiz-ical ;) 
• A squeaky train still sounds better than Miley Cyrus
• HaHa Monica Loves Clinton-Dix
• Hey everyone - FUCK YOU
• We drew a Hitler moustache on Charlie Caplin & we're pretty sure that's right now
• The French are assholes
• Malaysian frequent flier miles for sale
• "Not in my hair!"

Red Rock Saloon

• You sound like you're from London 
• Show me on the doll where he touched you
• Since the World Cup is over can we stop pretending to care about soccer for 4 more years
• Two Girls One World Cup
• 2 Girls, 1 Quiz.... never a good idea!!

Riverwest Filling Station 

• Octothorpe Hashtag
• I'll tell you what my largest organ is
• Peewee Herman's favorite movie theatre
• Team "Help me, a bird pooped on my boobs!"

St. Francis Brewery

• Chicago Can Suck my Dix, Ha Ha!
• Went to Ferguson On Vacation...it was a Riot!
• Depressed Teachers Going Back to School, Happy Parents 
• Hot Carl Asked Me For a Rusty Trombone! 
• Muhammad is All Our First Names
• My Birth Control Blocks More Shots Than Brazil
• Do I get Banned Next Week if I Bite the Quizmaster?
• Watching Soccer is Like Watching Paint Dry

Titletown Brewing Co.

• The Tony Stewart School of Driving ... Now Hiring Volunteers for Traffic Cones 
• Having a Belt with Robin Williams (What? Too Soon?) 
• Ferguson Tear Gas Challenge for ALS 
• We're Ghana soccer it to yah! 
• KFC customers are dicks 
• What do you mean: We're not Ghana win 
• Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up

Three Lions Pub

• Your mom is so slutty not even Andy Dufresne would tunnel through her
• Ebola? I hardly know her 
• Largest Panhandle In The US?...My Dick 
• Nothing Says Literature Like "Twilight"......
• For The Second Time In History, Thousands Of Germans Have Gone Into Hiding In Brazil
• I Had Cheese, But No Crackers. I Was Cracka Lackin'
• Who Let The Mom's Out? 
• You Nazi Be Kidding Me

Two Bucks

• Trivia, the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
• Camouflage Condoms...she didn't see us coming
• The Floyd Mayweather School for Adults Who Can't Read Good
• Swipe Right For Best Team Name
• We Nominate Lou Gehrig for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
• My last relationship ended because of a sad hand job 
• Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
• Tony Stewert's Drivers Ed
• We Got 99 Problems and this Quiz is at the top of the list
• My last relationship started because of a great blow job
• Sanka yo dead? Yeah mon, because I'm Jamaican me crazy
• Shrimp linguine and a porno; just kidding, it's chicken linguine
• Stephen Hawking's Twitter Account
• It's Screech, Mr. Powers if you're nasty
• We're only here for the free water

Whiskey Bar

• The Juice is on the loose; Fuck Bon Jovi!
• John Wiles Booth - The Show Stopper
• But Seriously, This Isn't Speed Dating?
• The Tiny Blumpkins