Brass Monkey
- I Usually Wear A Mask When I Get Dominated Like This
- Picture It - Mary Burke's Bush as Scott Walker's Toupee!
- I Used to Date A Girl Named Ebola, She Was Nice
- Tom Hanks Couldn't Act His Way Out of a Nutsack
- If You Don't Like Us You're Clearly ISIS
- My Vagina Tastes Like Sweet Ghost Pepper
Cafe Centraal
- Where The Hell Are My Friends??
- Shawna Is 32 Today! Somebody Put Her Through The Spank Machine!!
- Quarantine Us Because The Fun Is Infectious
- How Did My Tinder Picture Show Up As Question 30?!?
- Highly Efficient, Very Successful, Completely Unashamed Baby Seal Clubbers
- Aww, Topsy!
Cafe Hollander
- Just The Tip, Just To See How It Feels
- Opps, I Quizzed My Pants
- Trivia Makes Me Feel like An Idiot
- Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem
- Quiz Hard: Trivia with a Vengeance
- The Redskins...if Washington won't use it, we will!
Caffrey's Pub
- Multiple scoregasms
- My sex life is like a haunted house, people run away screaming!
Camp Bar
- What Lies Beneath? Just the Tip, and Nothing But the Tip
- Gary Busey's False Teeth
- How Are We Supposed to F**k A Moose If You Can't Get It Drunk First
- Pope Francis' Optimus Prime is Looking for Bloodhounds at the Playboy Mansion
- Africa's Largest Expo: Ebola
- Well, the Beer Was Good, We Probably Lost, But At Least We Don't Have Ebola
- EEEEEE-BOLA! The New Cough Drop
- Princess Peach, That Bitch Has EVERYTHING!
- Aaron Rodgers Scored In 3 Seconds...Beat Me By 2.
- Suck My Shuttlecock, We Got The Badminton Question
- I Can't Believe It's Not Ebola!
- Jay Cutler Can't Touchdown
- There I Got 99 Problems But Ebola Ain't One
- Hotel Ebola
Club Garibaldi
- Can't Quarantine Us
- The Rodgers Hamstring Experience
- Halle Berry's Tits
- Ebola Tie Pasta
- I get my underwear at K-Mart. Definitely K-Mart.
Fixture Brewing Company
- Dick or Teat
- Dahmer's Meat Pot Pies and Gein's Lampshades
- The Hallow Weenies
- I'm Not A Witch, But You Can Ride My Broomstick
- Trick Or Queef, Smell My Sneetch
- Bought A Pair Of Shoes From A Drug Dealer. Don't Know What He Laced Them With, But I've Been Trippin' All Day!
- What Does A Ghost Drink When He's Sad?....Booooooooooze
- The Four Horsemen of the Ale-Pocalypse
- Our Team Eats More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer
- Why Is It Called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease Was Taken
- Let's Play Circus. First Sit On My Face And I'll Guess Your Weight, And Then I'll Eat The Difference
- We Came For The Orgy, But Stayed For The Trivia
- It's not R**e if you yell "surprise"
- Float like a butterfly, Sting like a Bag of Dicks!
- I heard Steve got fired from the sperm bank.......for drinking on the job
- We didn't cheat (except with your Mom!)
Hotch
- Favre like Clinton-Dix Picks
- Jack-me-off-the-Ripper
- Beats by Ray
- We're drunk, we're stupid and we're drunk
- I'm quicker in bed than I am at giving trivia questions
- We heart Ben Franklin, but not his syphilis... or his gonorrhea or his gout
- Plate # 993 JPT, your vehicle is being towed
The Highbury Pub
- I went to New York City last week, and all I got was this Ebola virus
- Why are ghosts so bad in bed? They have Hallo-weenies
- The Few, The Proud, The Pubes in your Tiramisu
Jack's American Pub
- We Thought This Was Speed Dating
- I'm Gonna Treat You Like My Pinky Toe and Bang You on Every Piece of Furniture in My House
- Ed Gein's Lamp Emporium
- Jack's in the box
The Loaded Slate
- I Love it When Aaron Goes DEEP!
- Prom??? Yes, No, Maybe? - Mark Chmura
- The Loaded Sluts
- Insert Uncreative Team Name Here
- Quiz all over her face
- Empty Nester's. Hey!!! There was a sock on the door handle
McGillycuddy's
- WHAT?! I WAS PROMISED A REACH-AROUND!
- Crouching Girl, Hidden Cucumber
- Adrian Peterson's Daycare
- Adrian Beat His Son
Miller Time Pub
- No thanks, Ray Rice, I'll take the stairs
- Muggles in the streets, Wizards in the Sheets
- Flirting with Ebola
- Kim Jong Un Rides Again
- Birthday Girl and the Ball and Chain
Milwaukee Beer Bistro
- This quiz was quite the THRILLER
- Your team name is gettin' tattooed on mah butt!
- These O's ain't Royal!
- The prizes got worse this week so we drank more beer : correlation does not equal causation
- Kim Jong UnLovable
- Jurassic, Where'd you PARK, Mitch? Cuz we know where you live, anyway!
- Rice's Elevator Ride
- Fuck off, we know we lost
- Taj Mahal? More like touch my balls
- My new favorite track event is the 1600 Fennsylvania hurdles
- Marky Mark gives NO FUCKS!
Milwaukee Brat House
- Your mom's vagina is the driest place on Earth
- Quizmaster's G-String Cheese
- You can spin anti-clockwise on my dick
- Bowser has dick fingers
- I don't have Ebola. Wanna fuck?
- Winter = hairy bug bitches
- In dog beers, we've only have 1!
- I also went double or nothing on your mom
- Young Frankenstein's Prosthetic Dick
- BILLY MAYS HERE!
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Smoking Jay Culter
- We need the rest of our team
- Too buzzed to buzz in
New Berlin Ale House
- Cannibalism During A Zombie Apocalypse Is Wrong
- I'm going to go home and google myself
- No One Drinks Like Gaston
- Bill Clinton's Graceland: Love at 425 degrees
- I prefer love at 69 degrees
- We Should Be Quarantined Because Our Fun Is Contagious
O'Lydias
- A Cunt of Bats
- If it doesn't kill you, it makes you wish you were dead!
- USA: Safer Than Canada Since Today
- Jerking Off in a Pool of Children's Tears
- Dick Chaney - Shotgun-Weilding Superhero
Red Rock Saloon
- Hallo-weiners
- Count Chocula's Tip
- The NCAA should add another team to March Madness to make 69.... giggity
- We may have lost, but at least we don't have Ebola #firstworldproblems
- The Brain
St. Francis Brewery
- Robin Thicke Spiked Our Drinks, But We Kinda Liked It
- Red Hot Julius Peppers
- Chris Hansen Ruined My Last Date
- Ebola...More Like E-bore-a!
- Amazing Grace Under Pressure
- We Suck at Music Clips More Than the Brewers Suck in September
Three Lions Pub
- Unlike couches, we don't pull out
- Technical name for a spider boner - Araction
- Billy Mays here for cocaine call now and we will double your shipment!! But wait, there's more....!!
- just the tip, just to see how it feels
- Dumpster Babiez
- 3rd case of Ebola is in my minge
- you smell prettier when you're sleeping
- kim Jong un is gluten free
Two Bucks
- I've never had your Mom's cookies, but I sure do love her pie
- What is scarier than Ebola? Flying Malaysia Airline
- Jeffery Dahmer's House of Ribs
- Not another god damned James Bond question
- How I Effed Your Mother
- My Harry Twatter has Hogwarts
- If Ebola doesn't kill me, then Ray Lewis will
- Kaepernick Sucks Donkey Kong Dick
- In One Ear Out Your Mother
- I've been driving Lincolns before they paid me to
- Cocaine's a hell of a drug
- Here's to thinking positive and testing negative!
Wayward
- I'll Think of a Costume Tomorrow
- Hey Walker, Go Burke Yourself
- Inglorious A-holes
Whiskey Bar
- Whiskey Bar Now, Whiskey Dick Later
- If I Wanted To Disappoint 2 People At Once, I'd Have Dinner With My Parents
- The Only Difference Between Hungry and Horny Is Where You Put The Cucumber
- Stephen Hawkings School Of Dance
Who's on Third
- Straight out'a Wiscompton
- Gluten-Free Ebola
- We're A-Holes in Real Life
- Can we all agree that Canada sucks balls?
