Best Team Names of July 2018!


Disney Trivia
- Andy's mom had toys, too!
- Mary Poppin dat Booty
- We'll steamboat your Willie for more points
- A true hero isn't measured by the size of your heart but by the length of his... oh, what there's too many kids here
- Just a bunch of Dumbos
- Walt Quiz Me
- Gaston: Winner of the No Belle Prize
- Disney's head on ice
- Kiss my Pixarse
- Hakuna MaVodka - it means no memories
- Simba's Pridefest
- To in-Trivia and beyond, featuring Phil Collins
- Monsters THinc
- Supercalaswagalisticsexyhelladopeness
- Pinocchio Nose best
- The 9 Mousekebeers
- Cinderella....ella....ella.....ay....ay.....ay....”
- #TimesUpForGaston
- Hakuna Masquata - It Means Nice Booty!
- Walt Quizney
- Sex Toy Story: Featuring Woody and Buzz
- You Know Nothing John Sn... oh shit... wrong trivia night
- Whistle While You Twerk
- Turn Down for Walt
- Quiz the Girl
- Minnie's Skirts & Olaf's Balls
- Quizimodos

42 Ale House 
- Wait...this isn't speed dating?!
- Trump is Putin our country in danger
- Did Russians rig this too?

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Quizically Challenged

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- What did Arnold say to his agent about playing a German composer? I’ll be Bach!
- What’s it called when an illegal immigrant fights a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator
- We're Blowing Our "Trump"ets

Caffrey's Pub
- Your mom is a Capital C
- Pegasus's cameltoe has got me crazy in love
- Josh Hader's PR Team

Camino
- Some Light Treason
- The Grand Canyon: America's Most Famous Gaping Hole
- Waffle Tits

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Dunder Mifflin B Team
- My Girlfriend Loves To Fart In Elevators
- I Wear Human Wool - Five Inches...Collectively
- Self Contained Underwater Bad Asses
- Proud Neverland Ranch Survivors

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Something Patriotic
- Dont Search My Browser History #pianist
- Mexico Lost, Fuck
- Brown Liquid Courage
- We're here for the cockporn, I mean popcorn, sorry I'm dyslexic
- Josh Haders Social Media
- Camel Toe Joe

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Your Mom Thinks I'm Handsome
- How Does a Panda Eat His Bamboo? With His Bear Hands
- Monopoly, the Game that Ruins Families Since 1935
- YEAH BROTHER" (Hulk Hogan voice)
- What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
- Unemployed hand models looking for hand jobs
- What's Wrong with the Number 6.9? Another Good Thing Ruined by a Period
- I've Got More Than 14 Feathers on My Shuttle Cock

Club 400
- I’m totally baked right now
- Oh shit we lost

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- Mary Poppin Da Booty
- Djibouti In Yo Face
- Dried grapes build muscle, make strong bones, and aid in digestion.  We’re just ‘raisin’ awareness

Dugout 54
- The pen 15 club
- Marge in charge
- Stephen hawking dance party


Englightened Brewing / Twisted Path Distillery
- I wish this mic was a cock
- Taint the Best, Taint the Worst
- Four Score and 20 Beers Ago

Izzy Hops
- Platypus Fighters! Have you every flight a platypus? They have a hidden venom gland
- Putin on the Ritz
- Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is DUBLIN!
- Ashlee Simpson’s First Nose
- Pee-Pee Alert!

Jack's American Pub
- Science is a liar sometimes
- Drugs don't ruin careers, drug tests do
- To waste time in the cave, all the Thai soccer players did was Bangkok
- Left Early to Poop
- Trump made Hell(sinki) freeze over
- Walking Talking Stephen Hawking
- Sluts r' Us
- To any team who beats us: NEVER, EVER THREATEN US AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE
- Aaron's little Roger
- Abe Lincoln: President with most patents and Vampires Haunted
- Bed bath and Beyonce
- Condoleeza Rice's sould patch down under

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Sofa King Awesome All Stars
- England Chokes on the Croats
- Putin didn't really expect to win both the World Cup and the American Presidency
- On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How much do you love kids?
- Better Ingredients, Harder R's, Papa Johns
- Demi Lovato's 27th birthday
- Our drinking team has a trivia problem
- Instagrandmas
- Quiz in my Pants
- Parks and Recreational Drugs
- Putin it down

Loaded Slate
- The brain, more important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important
- Quiz on my face
- The loaded taint
- Two sluts and a bird
- Quiz in my pants
- Chick fil atio 
- Shart tacos
- This trivia is easier than your mom 60 pts
- Shartnado 5: the stain on the cushion
- They hate us because they anus
- We’d rather be on cash cab

The Love Shack
- Poop Shoot Surfers
- The Love Shack Attack from the Back
- Popsicle People
- You sound like you're from London
- Sean Connery's Chapstick Collection
- I Thought This Was Speed Dating

Lucky Chance
- Teacher's Petter #After School Special
- The Guy Who Painted the Sistine Chapel Was A Party Dude
- Robert Openheimer: Making Rice Krispies Before Kelloggs
- Stephen Hawking School of Dance

McGillycuddy's
- Slowest Thai Takeout Ever
- Ghost of ex-business partners
- Mcgilla-hussies
- Hondaleeza Rice
- Abraham Lincoln Didn’t Get the Patent for Bullet Proof Vests


Midnight Pig Tap Room
- You’re a Quizard Harry
- Not your average beer girls

Milwaukee Ale House
- Everything is a sandwich if you try hard enough
- We're bringing Wolfgang Bach
- We've seen each other naked
- Is it a bad sign that she wants me to be her service dog?
- I Cam(e)alot
- My dick is like mini M&M's - it gives girls orgasms
- Socks but no undies
- Olde dogs & New Hogs
- Eat Ass and Drift Fast
- Demi Levato is our Heroin (we're sowy not sowy)
- George W. Face in my Bush (please.)
- Jay Leno's chin strikes back

Milwaukee Brat House
- HOORAY ALCOHOLISM
- In Queso Emergency, I Pray to Cheezus
- 40 Schlitz for the 40 Year Old
- Dexy's Midnight Stunners
- This s**t is Bananas

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Try a hurricane sandy- it’s a watered down Manhattan
- Judge Judy for Supreme Court
- It’s my birthday, I’ll lose at trivia if I want to 5
- Our president got quizzed on 65 pts
- I said the word would instead of wouldn’t
- I’ve got the Schlitz

Moonlighting
- It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant
- Scissor me timbers
- Mary, Mary quite contrary, back from England, we're so Merry!
- What do tofu and a dildo have in common? Both are meat substitutes.
- Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea!

Muldoons
- Good News, Everyone

Nevin's Brewing Company
- Uncles with Benefits
- My Drinking Team has a Trivia Problem

New Berlin Ale House
- Unfounded Expectations of Glory
- Goalball? Never seen it.

Newsroom Pub
- The spy who quizzed us

O'Lydias
- I didn’t go to the gym today, so that makes 7 years in a row

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Rick Santorum and the Lost Boys

Rally Time, West Bend
- Three girls, One world cup
- MY DRINKING team has a Trivia Problem
- CATHOLIC GUILT MAKES US HAPPY
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Bi curious George and the disappearing banana
- Buster Hymen & the 4skins

Red Lion Pub
- My ex is also a capitol that starts with "C"
- Jamaican me happy
- The square root of 69 is 8 something


Second Salem Brewing Co.
- More beers than right answers
- My mom says I'm smart


Sobelman's, Richfield
- Back Door Ballers

Three Lions Pub
- Let’s not forget what Santorum really is
- I drink and I don’t know things
- My couch pulls out but I don't

The Tosa Tavern
- Noah Released Pterodactyls
- Do It Scott Pruitt!
- Would you like me to double bag your meat?
- Probably Last Place
- How do you milk an almond?
- Much like Trump, we meant to answer these the opposite of what we did
- 2 chicks with a side of spuds

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Whole Fools
- Freaks and Geeks
- James' Giant Peaches

Whole Foods, West Loop
- NATO - Nations Against Trump's Obnoxiousness
- Why Would it Be Last Place, Why Wouldn't It Be Last Place
- You ain't from Russia, so b**** why you rushin?

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