Quizmaster Trivia...Drink While You Think

Win advanced screening movie passes to MIB 3!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:19:00 +0000

Quizmaster has teamed up again with our friends at Columbia pictures to bring Milwaukee's smartest minds an advanced screening of the upcoming Blockbuster hit Men in Black III...

The movie, starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin, will be released to the general public on Friday May 25th, 2012 but because we are just that cool we're giving you the chance to see the movie two days before everyone else!

Quizmaster will be giving away advanced screening passes to the film at our quiz nights starting this Thursday May 17th (full list of locations below). The advanced screening for the movie will take place on Wednesday May 23rd, 2012 at 7 p.m. at the Marcus Majestic Cinema in Waukesha, WI. Team that do win tickets are advised to arrive at least 45 minutes early as it's on a first-come, first-serve basis!

What's more, we're also giving away intergalactic goodies at upcoming quiz events along with the movie passes....

Yep, those are MIB shades (like the ones worn by Will Smith in the film, really!) and Super Soakers too!!!

And so, for your chance to win all this amazing crap, stop by one of the following Quizmaster Trivia nights between tomorrow and next Tuesday:

Thursday May 17th:
Major Goolsby's
St. Francis Brewery
Replay Sports Bar
Blackthorn Pub

Monday May 21st:
Milwaukee Ale House
Cafe Hollander (Tosa Village)

Tuesday May 22nd:
Lucky's Irish Pub
Cans Bar & Canteen
McGillycuddy's
Whiskey Bar
Upper 90 Sports Pub

And again, don't forget to arrive early for the screening!

April's Best Team Names

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Tue, 01 May 2012 15:26:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

Our team is more regular than Jamie Lee Curtis"
It's never sunny in Milwaukee"
"$2 hot dogs? Can you break a twenty? Oh, fuck it - I'll take ten." - Lance Bass
Much like Gary Oldman, I can only get off at 30,000 feet
The last love game I played with Bill Clinton I got shot in the face like Johnny Ace
Idaho likes to play just the tip with British Columbia
Statistically speaking, black snakes are half an inch longer than whitesnakes
To BeeGee or not to BeeGee that is the question - and the answer is no
White snake? That's cute, my band is named Titanoboa
Similiar to David Coverdale, I also named my band after my penis... "the inch worm cometh"
If Santorum pulls out, how does he have 5 kids?
I can't watch the Graduate because Mrs. Robinson is what Uncle Larry made me call him
The chinese hand cannon, just a little smaller but better at math
Bubba Watson is proof that a man can accomplish anything when he has a large pink shaft
I love Jesus but I still make him wear a condo
It's "hard" to conceal a naked gun

Cafe Hollander

We Put The Laughter In Manslaughter
Old Enough To Pee, Old Enough For Me
My Girlfriend Didn’t Warn Me She Bleached Her Asshole, Now My Mustache Has Highlights
The Blumpkins
I Go Down Like The Titanic
I Shaved My Bush Like A Basket So She'd Find My Easter Eggs
Santorum? I Hardly Know 'Em!
Titanic In 3D!? It's Like It Really Happened!

Caffrey's Pub

Rattlesnakes and condoms.. two things I don't fuck with
Aids is still the deadliest catch
As the governor of California, I demand you to give me John Connor
Mr. Crabs is the villain of the Jersey Shore
Michael Phelps- $5 Foot Long
Since I'm In Wisconsin + I Didn't Win The Lottery Can I Recall That Too?

Bert's Bar

As George Michael would say, "You gotta have faith"
Pretzels are Knot Bread

Whiskey Bar

Did you know Helen Keller had a well in her back yard? Neither did she
Nothing brings out my inner child like an abortion
I saw my first porno the other day...damn did I look young!
What Do The Titanic and Columbian Prostitutes Have In Common? Both Went Down This Day In History
On A Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Children?
Want to Watch a 3.5 hour tragedy in 3D? No not Titanic, a Cubs Game
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About Halfway
Easter Eggs take 10 minutes to get hard - way too long
Dont worry Cubs fans there is always next year...unless the worlds ends in 2012, then you'll always be lovable losers
Did you hear about the T Ball Stand that pitched a perfect game at the Special Olympics?

McGillycuddy's

What Do You Call A Columbian Hooker With A Runny Nose? Full.
Hamsters Are A Lot Like Cigarettes . . . Harmless Until You Put One In Your Mouth And Light It On Fire
Coat-hangers. They Really Bring Out The Kid In You
What Do Dead Babies And Dead Baby Jokes Have In Common? They Are Both F***ing Hilarious
Today I Voted For Butt Sex And All That Cums After
What's The Opposite Of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken

Cans Bar

George Michael likes to "Greece" up his community chest
Two guys,a Girl, and one really ugly transvestite
Miley Cyrus can choke on my ham sandwitch
Irish i were Ron Jeremy

Upper 90 Sports Pub

Crucified and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
We're Blowing This Bar Tab on Hookers and Bombs!
I'm Playing with a Couple of Fucking Pussies
Monica Lewinski's Knee Pad Refurbishing Service

Milwaukee Brat House

A bathtub will do, but I'd rather fit 4 grown men....... in my pants
Chris Brown would put baby in the corner
Ricky Martin is sad there's one less Dick in the world.... RIP Dick Clark
Crankin' Ken Stabler's Knobs
Hugh Jayness + the flatulent five
Ozzie Guillen sucks Fidel's Cuban Cigar
Rick Santorum is against contraception but he pulls out
Rick Santorum is against contraception but he pulls out
If Ronald McDonald still looked like that, childhood obesity wouldn't be such a problem
Water boarding should be an Olympic sport - and America would win
You remind me of my little toe, cuz I know I'm going to eventually bang you on the table

Spitfire Pub

Canadian Tuxedos
Soft brain masterbators
You look like I need a drink

Mulligans Irish Pub

I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
Dick Clark dying is the Mayans saying, "Ha, hahahahaha, we told you there wouldn't be a new year!!!"
The only Dick I've opened up to has dropped alot of balls
The Toilet, 'cause we did shitty
If she's tall enough to reach the mailbox, she's old enough to get the package!
Will the Titanic float now that Kate Winslet's boobs are in 3D?
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Poon
Santorum doesn't believe in contraception, so he pulled out!!!

Jim's Place

Sorry Ladies, No more Dick on New Years Eve
Barbie Can't get Pregnant, because Ken comes in another box
Soccer sucks balls, and so does Molly
My other car is a vagina, because I ride it
We were going to name our team after "Katie's Hoo-hah" but it's been done too many times already
Santorum Pulls Out, Romney Smiles

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

Jessica Simpson, one of only two living objects visible from space... by the naked eye.
Lets be honest.. Dick Clark died three years ago
Two Guys, Two Girls And An English Pub.
If I Don't Win Best Team Name I Will Reveal How Big (Or Small) Pete's Penis Is.
Christopher Walken Wins Mega Millions, Buys Yacht, Names It "Deadwood".

Black Rose Irish Pub

Chris Brown has some pretty dope beats; ask Rihanna!
Tomorrows Headline: NBA suspends world peace, world war 3 breaks out!
David Bowie Spandex Appreciation Fan Club
Anne Frank and the Alchoholocausts
Sam's voice is like candy to Kindergardeners!
I used to own a boat and on it there was lots of seamen.
If i was a firework and put it in Katy Perry, I'd explode too.

Grafton Ale House

I was going to say West Ham for 22 but then I remembered you said Premier League Team
I lost my virginity to Ricky Martin
Just the tip
We had premature quizjaculation
Charles Darwin lasted 2 seconds in my black hole
When I heard "188 decibels" I thought "wife." When I heard large mammal I was 100% sure
Give me a break and suck my Electrolux
I know a lot of girls who can eat more than 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes

The Highbury

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they were both stuck up bitches!
Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant
Killed a hipster and threw him in the river.. Who's mainstream now!?!
My girlfriend is 3 feet tall. I'm nuts over her.

Three Lions Pub

If It Smells Like Santorum, If It oozes Like Santorum, It is Santorum
I See London, I See France. I just Shat My Underpants
What Does an 80 yr Old Woman's Vagina Smell Like?...Depends
Whitney Houston Can No Longer Dance With Somebody
What do Kim Kardashian & Miller Park Home Have in Common? They're Both Often Filled With Athletes
I Heard the Roof At Miller Park Will Be Open tomorrow Just Like Your Mom's Legs

Replay Sports Bar

I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
Ashamed for what I did for a Klondike bar.
Katy Perry can't make your Bedrock like Michelle Obama
I'm glad Rick Santorum isn't in my ears and in my eye
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry float!
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, But No one titty fucks like Christina Apple... Nevermind.
200 people died in Syria yesterday, but who cares, because Mitt Romney gave out free sandwiches.

Daddy's Rockin' Steakhouse

Fat kids are harder to kidnap
Old farts with creepy parts
Trivia Thursday does not make for a "good Friday"

Duke of Devon Pub

Dirty Clams
Sofa King Awesome
Take off your pants & jack-it
Two Girls, One Cup... of chunky hot chocolate
Foreign misfits and collection of various idiots
Foreign misfits and collection of various idiots
Mayor's Ryan Drinking Buddies I can say Sheboygan's more times in 10 seconds than you can!

Crisp Pizza Bar

Some asshole broke into my car today, isn't that worth a free pizza?
The Secret Service's Secret Services

I said no, no, no, Ringo left out... again! QM Cup VII Recap!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:10:00 +0000

It was literally a quite rockin' afternoon in Milwaukee's Third Ward this Sunday April 15th, as 22 teams and over 135 of Milwaukee's best (and no so great) quiz peeps had their tickets to ride at the Milwaukee Ale House for Wisconsin's biggest pub trivia tournament, Quizmaster Cup VII!!!

(And don't forget more photos - about 200 of 'em from the day - can be found at our Facebook page!)

And although the Quizmasters felt like they had been workin' eight days a week preparing for the big day, once 1 p.m. rolled around, it was showtime...

Yep, Paul, John and George were all set to help! quizzers get through the event, despite also resembling sexual predators too...

And in case you are wondering, Ringo was not invited this time.

And so the event was a sell-out affair, and even some teams also came dressed up in their best rock-star themed outfits for a chance to win both the Box of Britishness and Black Keys tickets at the Bradley Center on May 16th...

And besides those awesome prizes, teams were vying not only for the Quizmaster Cup trophy and gold medals, but over $350 in Ale House gift cards were also in the fray!

And, because we at Quizmaster don't like to see anyone walk away empty handed, EVERY TEAM got a bottle of premium Black Dot Vodka just for being present on the day!...

And that guy got one for himself just for wearing his Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance t-shirt!

It seemed like some teams, particular Squad 666: dead rock-star edition, really wanted those Black Keys and Arctic Monkeys tickets, so came dressed to motherfuckin' impress...

Yep, it's seems that Freddie got the memo that it was a mustache-riding kinda day!

And the crew of Ladies of the Night were indulging in certain substances to ensure they performed at their physical and mental peaks throughout the spectacle...

They must have been day trippin' indeed!

And so finally the show got underway way with a bang, as the Minute of Music Madness video round, a crowd favorite proved to be a challenging start to the Cup...

And the answers shortly followed...

No team scored perfectly in that round, with most teams at least missing the Avicii / Levels video part, although a number of teams did record 18 from 20 points, including newbies Team 2...

How would they fare at their first Quizmaster Cup outing? We're sure all they really wanted was to beat out friends and adjacent-table rivals Team 1, also in their QM Cup debut...

And while the Quizmaster Cup competition was ongoing for the best part of three enthralling hours, there was also a separate "Drink While You Think" competition to be had, as teams had to nominate a player each to represent them. They simply had to neck a pint before they could answer a Family-Feud-style question...

Bottoms up queeps!

During one of the four DWYT brackets even Quizmaster Pete Marshall "got involved"...

And although he was the fastest drinker in his bracket, it was strictly just for fun on his part! The winner of the Final Four would take away a case of beer for each player on their team, but more about that later...

And just to add to the flavor of the day, the famous "caption contest returned, in which teams had to put forth their wittiest (and in most cases, most vulgar) captions for the following picture...

Some the stand-out faves among the Quizmaster were:

"I'm a cowboy... in a steel tank I ride... Osama's wanted, wanted... dead or alive!
Baghdad! Are you ready to Iraq and roll!?!
Born to run... this country into the ground!
'Muricah FUCK YEAH!!!
"I wrote this one for Condi"
Mission accomplished! The W.M.D. is in my trousers!
Uh... so glad to be here, rockin' Farm Aid. Helping out our farms with AIDS... such a noble cause

However, the winning caption was ultimately selective by Quizmaster Pete Marshall, who, looking somewhat like a pedophile himself on the day, selected "You can tickle my asshole... but don't mess with the Texas" as the winner! Congrats to Fuckin' Wolverine, who undoubtedly knew Pete's sense of humour, and used that to win the Milwaukee Repertory Theater tickets!

The Cup rolled on though, with a rapid fire Lightning Round featuring right at the half way point, as well as a brand-new Wipe Out round in which teams could loose all their points (in that round) if they answered one question incorrectly. We're not sure if team Debacle were too happy about that...

Not to point fingers, but we think they may have taken home the Andrew Bogut bobble head - the resounding prize for last place!

We love them (yeah, yeah, yeah) all the same

The Cup would end with the much-anticipated Massive Video Round, which saw one question worth a massive 25 points...

And for those who missed it the answers were as follows...

And so the scores were in and the Quizmasters were tabulating the final results...

But before that was announced we still had a Drink While You Think Final Four to get through!

And so the final four lined-up ready to go, with one contestant being the last to finish in their bracket, but amazingly made it through by getting the top answer...

That player happened to be an unnamed assailant, who for purposes of this post we shall call "Vicky," who struggled slightly swallowing...

It happens to the best of us darling.

The final four question asked contestants to "name a car made by the Ford Motor Company."

The top answer happened to be "Taurus" with Scott of team In My Pants being victorious despite finishing a close second when it came to necking his drink...

8 cases (or 192 bottles) of beer better off...

After the commotion of the drinking round, the final results from the Cup had been tallied and winner was about to be announced. First up though, twas the group of Cum Twata, who pulled out a third place finish, their first podium at QM Cup...

They were just one point above three other teams who tied on 98 points! Nail-biting stuff!

Second spot was reserved for one of the favorites going into the event, although Pluckers, being the trivia juggernaut that they are, could only muster 106 points, but an honorable runners-up spot nonetheless...

And so it was written in the stars that three-time former Quizmaster Cup champions, and perhaps Milwaukee's premiere pub trivia team, Miltown Junks would claim their fourth title (from seven), which really pissed off everyone else...

Yeah, look at them smiling, acting all smug and shit.

In customary QM Cup style they did proceed to drink beer from the Cup, so fair play to them...

Congrats to them, honest!

But wait! Just when it was though that all was said and done, there was still the best dressed prize to be dished out - the true people's prize!

Ultimately, with only two-and-a-half teams dressed up, the half team coming courtesy of Lady Madonna...

... it was really a no-brainer for the Quizmasters. We did ensure though that the Ladies of the Night got some Angry Birds IPod stereos for their efforts, winning the runners-up spot for best dressed...

But there was no doubt that the Squad 666 (yep, dead rock stars edition) would take away the Box of Britishness (full of wonders from across the pond), and the Black Keys tickets too...

No Freddie, there aren't any condoms in the box.... shame, really.

Oh wait, too soon?!

We apologize if we did not get your team's photo - it was a hectic day and our "official photographer" didn't arrive until later on! Again, more photos can be found at our Facebook page!

Anyway, the Quizmasters, including founder and creator Ryan, would like to thank all the queeps for coming out to the Ale House for a memorable day. Don't forget we're working on the next QM Cup as we speak and there will be another Quizmaster Pirate Cruise this August! Watch this space Milwaukee!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday April 15th, 2012 Quizmaster Cup VII scores:

109 Miltown Junks
106 Pluckers
99 Cum Twata
98 Goodbye Horses
98 Fuckin Wolverine
98 Suck it Trebek
96 Team 2
95 Perfect Pints
95 Why is all the rum gone?
95 In My Pants
94 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
92 Ladies of the Night
92 Boner In Sweatpants
90 97 Percent Sure
89 You Fucked Up, You Trusted Us
89 Team Team Bitches
85 Bauer Power
84 Team 1
83 Team X
81 Kiss our Sanigav
74 TBD!
68 Debacle

April's Poll Question...

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:12:00 +0000

March's Best Team Names...

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:44:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

The thing less believable than Mandy Moore's Simpsons boobs is Nicholas Cage's Oscar
Trick question! John Travolta won "best actor" as Nicholas Cage in Face/Off!
To say Dick Cheney got a heart transplant implies he had one in the first place
What is the only thing to go down faster than the Titanic? Owen Hart
I can't believe counterfeit DVDs were not invented in China
Half Human, Half Vulcan, all Sex Machine
Rattlesnakes and Condoms - two things I don't fuck with
Sandpaper Handjobs
I'd rather be impregnated by Eddie Murphy than see 21 Jump Street
Does my dick make these jeans look skinny?
Being the fastest mouse in all of Mexico won Speedy Gonzalez many races, but it also lost him many girlfriends
Michael Jackson and the lost boys... talk about tainted love
Elton John loves a bit of Santorum!... in the face!

Cafe Hollander

If Nicholas Cage Has An Oscar, How Many Does Vin Diesel Have?
Do You Like Fish Sticks? What Are You, A Gay Fish?
It's Good To Meet A Girl In The Park, But Better To Park Your Meat In The Girl
No Kissing, Just Anal
Kim Jong No Longer Ill
How Many Potatoes Does It Take To Kill An Irishman? NONE!
Here's To Nipples.... Without Them Titties Would Be Pointless
As A Pedophile, I Find It Hard To Fit In
You Look Like A Homeless Guy That Just Got back From A Soup Kitchen

Caffrey's Pub

Rape: Not so bad with a reach around
New York will corrupt Tim Tebow
Blumpkins are #1 ... or wait... #2
Zoey, Pete gave us a blowjob everytime we won- want to continue the tradition?
I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in

Whiskey Bar

Virginity is like candy, easy to take from a baby
No Means Yes, and Yes Means Anal!
A toast to the three rings of marriage...the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
Why Do Mermaid's Wear Seashells? Cos B's Are Too Small And D's Are Too Big
Troy, I See You Out Drinking After Calling In Sick To Work! Gotcha Bitch!..
No, We Don't Want To See 21 Fucking Jump Street
My Girlfirend Said No To The Idea Of A Rape Roleplay. I Said, "Thats A Good Start"
I'm Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Own Awesomeness
Athletics AKA Running
I Tried To Clean Out My Closet But Tom Cruise Wouldn't Come Out
Rush Limbaugh Thinks "Amen" Means Slut.
My Pharmacist Asked Me If My Daughter Was Sexually Active, And I Said She Normally Just Lies There
The Worst Thing You Can Do To A Blind Man Is Leave The Plunger In The Toilet.

McGillycuddy's

What Is The Difference Between A Trampoline And A Dead Baby? I Take My Boots Off Before I Jump On A Trampoline.
Vagina Jokes Aren't Funny. Period.
Bernie Madoff Can Eat My Fannie Mae
What Is The Hardest Part About Being A Pedophile? Fitting In?
The 5 Second Rule Does Not Apply To Dropping Babies
Do These Shoes Make My Cankles Look Fat?
Since The World Is Supposed To End December 21st, I'm Not Using Condoms Past April!
Yeah, I'll Admit It, I Make Her Call Me Quizmaster During Sex

Cans Bar

The 3 shortest books ever written: Jewish Business Ethics, Italian War Heroes, and Black People I Met Sailing.
Dead Girls Don't Say No
Why does Helen Keller masterbate w/ one hand? So she can moan w/ the other
I host Trivia on Tuesdays cuz my Boyfriend works late

Bert's Bar

O My Liver
Kim Jong Illin
My wife is useless at quiz night... Love you honey..

Upper 90 Sports Pub

All's Well that Beds Well
Ryan Braun's Pharmaceutical Consultants
Snooki's Baby Daddies

Milwaukee Brat House

I'd eat them: Sanigav spelt backwards is vaginas
Holywood is my new porn name
It's not our fault we're dumb... we graduated from Whitewater
Jenna and the Jenna-tals
In order to win the Super Bowl, the Broncos sacrificed a virgin
George Takei likes to Bangkok
The golden girls have golden vaginas and so do we
Your sister has the whitest teeth I've ever come across
If the Spanish Steps were in the USA they'd be deported for illegal immigration
Who needs a goldeneye when you have a golden vagina
Scuba... more like screw ya

Spitfire Pub

Wankers
Simple Minds
Cock N' Balls
The Moatboaters

Mulligans Irish Pub

You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?
Amberzombie and Bitch
Panthers are black, tigers are orange, but cougars can be any color as long as they are over 40
My Girls friend is three feet tall and I'm nuts over her
We don't know Jack, we're just drinking it
My mom can't wrestle, but you should see her box!!!

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

Jessica Simpson's Water Breaks; Floods L.A.
Last time I got drilled like that, he at least bought me breakfast.
At A Loss For Words And Trivia Answers.
Rush Linbough Seen In Gay Bar With More Than His Foot In His Mouth!
Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Questions.

Black Rose Irish Pub

Do you think Queen Elizabeth gives good carriage head?
Fuck Team Jacob, My Mom was eaten (out?) By Wolves!
Evidently the Broncos had to sacrifice a virgin for a chance to win the Super Bowl
Sharks dedicate a week to us
Slicked back undercut: Look up Blue Waffle on Google Images
Sam, Tell your mom the child support check is in the mail!
Inspector Gadget? I just met her.

Grafton Ale House

Who went deeper? James Cameron or Bill Clinton
I know a lot of girls who can eat more than 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes
Mayor McCheese's gherkin is high on the the Scoville Scale
My bracket's fucked!!!
We love your Ralph Lauren Panties
I Stevie Wonder if Quizmaster wants to part George W's Bush
I'm too sexy for my shirt and so is Lou Ferrigno
We like how you say Harvard.... Harvard Harvard Harvard
Fuck Dumbo
If Susan Boyle and LL Cool J got together would that be tainted love?
Thank Christ you pixelated Susan Boyle's Face!
You mom gave me a love bite

The Highbury

Fat kids are harder to kidnap
What do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs? FUCKED
Get your fingers out of my vagina, until later, when you can put them back in
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's blue and yellow and at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties. What is red and yellow and at the surface of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Snooki's pregnant; In other news, Santorum's now pro birth control

Three Lions Pub

Lets Play Titanic...When I Say Iceberg, You Go Down
The Gosselin Kids were So Cute I Wanted To Murder Them and Wear their Skin
This Dick is Not Going To Suck Itself
I Got Kicked Out of Boy Scouts For Eating A Brownie, Her Name Was Kelly
In the US Flipping the Bird Means a One Fingered Gesture. In the Uk it Means its Time for Anal
Now That Justin Bieber is 18, We Can Fuck His Ass us Legally
If the Team with 27 people wins, I'm flipping a table
This Microphone Smells Like My Dad's Cock
Whitney Houston Just Made A Sequel To The Body Guard..."The Body Bag"

Replay Sports Bar

What does the Marquette Basketball team and their girlfriends have in common? SWEET 16 BABY!
I gave Ryan Braun the herp
If you count the number of times I fucked Susan Boyle, it's more than Goodfellas, Scarface, Good Will Hunting and Dumbo combined.
We hope margaret thatcher pops out of a cake in a thong for the Quizmaster's birthday!

Duke of Devon Pub

This is easy... that's what she said
Sig-Horney Weavers
Quiz in Yo Face!
Whitney Houston's Faulty Snorkel
Dear God, get this baby out of me!
Sex Panther: 60% of the time we win all the time
Balls Deep Brits
Can't spell for crap

Crisp Pizza Bar

Tiger Woods Drive Shaft
Our couches pull out, but we don't
Not only is her bracket busted, so is her hymen
Koney 2012? Uganda be kidding me!
I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look
I would eat absolutely anything off of Bradley Cooper's body
Santorum's Milk and Cookies
One lonely drunk who knows too much.. yes ladies, I'm available!
One Legged Midget Stripper

21 Jump Street movie passes & goodies up for grabs this week!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:40:00 +0000

Quizmaster has just announced that it will be giving away passes to the upcoming Columbia Pictures movie 21 Jump Street for an advanced screening of the film on Thursday March 15th, 2012 at 7pm at the Majestic Cinema at 770 Springdale Road, Brookfield WI...

Advanced screening passes for the film will be handed out to teams at our Quizmaster events starting this Monday March 12th and running through Wednesday March 14th, 2012 (a list of locations found below).

The movie stars (a skinny) Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum...

Quizmaster will also be giving away posters, an array of t-shirts and other swag from the film during the upcoming week.

The screening will begin at 7 p.m. with all attendees advised to arrive between 45-60 minutes early as seating is not guaranteed for these events, and people are seated on a first-come, first-serve basis.

At their upcoming weekly trivia shows, the following Quizmaster venues will each be offering four (or more) tickets to the screening on Thursday February 16th, 2012:

Monday Feb. 13th
Milwaukee Ale House

Tuesday Feb. 14th
Whiskey Bar
Upper 90 Sports Pub
Cans Bar

Wednesday Feb. 15th
Milwaukee Brat House
Attebury's Pub
Black Rose Irish Pub

Show up to one of these quiz nights this week for your chance to win free passes!!

February's Best Team Names

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 15:55:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

Shamrock Shake is my stripper name
Queen Victoria looked like she could use twelve inches of snow right about now
Beethoven played with his pianist so much he should have gone blind
Little Richard aint so little, if you know what I mean
We'd have to more coke than Whitney in order to get us to go see Ghost Rider
(Whitney) Houston we have a problem... worst. black. history. month. ever... too soon?
God takes Amy, Michael and Whitney but leaves Nicki Minaj?
Whitney Houston: Spirit of Vengeance - look out Bobby Brown

Cafe Hollander

Inspector Gadget? I Just Met Her
My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't
I Wish Women Were Like The Academy Awards And The Red Carpet Only Came Out Once A Year
We Would Have Won But Our Smartest Teammate Had A Herpes Flare Up
Bill Clinton Said Monica Lewinsky Has The Whitest Teeth He Has Ever Come Across
Is That Jeremy Lin In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Name Something You Put In Your Mouth But Don't Swallow
I'm Ron Burgandy
Whitney Houston Says, “Crack Is Wack”
Whitney Should’ve Showered Instead
They Say You Are What You Eat, But I Don’t Remember Eating Pussy
Wanna Play Pearl Harbor? I’ll Lay Down And You Blow The Hell Outta Me!
On A Scale Of Casey Anthony To Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Kids?
But I Thought The Richter Scale Measured YOUR MOM
e = MCvagina

Caffrey's Pub

Pete Marshall is Linsane-- and can't vote in the US-- women shouldn't either
Elton John is good on the piano, but he sucks at the organ!
Whitney Houston Took Black History Month Too Seriously!
Whitney Houston's Diary Of A Mad Black Woman
Houston, We Have A Problem..... Bathtubs.
Poke-A-Hot-Ass, A Walt Jizzney Production
Tom Brady Spends More Time In The Pocket Than My High School Condom.
Tom Brady's Tears Taste Like Sweet Jizzelle.

Whiskey Bar

Father O'Malley Told Me The Coming of Christ Would be Glorious, But I Thought It Was Just Salty
What Kind Of Bee Gives Milk? Boo-bee
Is It Just Me Or Is Merly Streep Totally Shaggable As Margaret Thatcher?
When You're Into The Kind Of Chicks I Am, Every Tuesday Is Fat Tuesday
As A Paedophile I Rarely Fit In
The Largest Lake In The UK With A Monster Is Actually Simon Cowell's Pool
Whitney Houston - Very Impressive 6 Grammies in 14 Years. Just As Impressive As 6 Grams in 14 Minutes
Whitney May Have Drank Pepsi, But She Died Of Coke!
Urban Dictionary Says: Santorum is a Frothy Fecal Matter That Is The By-Product Of Anal Sex

McGillycuddy's

If Will Smith Commits A Crime, Does He Leave Fresh Prints?
I Guess Whitney Houston Beat Bobby Brown To Death
Here At Global Gym We're Better Than You And We Know It
Do You Know How To Make A Baby Float? Get A Tall Glass Of Root Beer And Two Scoops Of Baby
I Like To Call My Cock Whitney. They Both Get Stiff In The Tub
What's The Difference Between Whitney Houston And MY Piece Of Shit Car - - At Least My Car Can Hit 50
Women Are Like Condoms, They Spend More Time In Your Wallet Than On Your Dick
There Are A Lot Of Inspirational Quotes On That Bathroom Stall

Cans Bar

Pumping loads in to College Freshman
Beauty and the bitch =)

Upper 90 Sports Pub

Anne Frank's Hide + Seek Club
Dumpster Diving Fetal Retrieval Service
It's Valentine's Day and all I got was a Dick in a Box
Jerry Sandusky’s Child Care Services
6 Inches (3 In + 3 Out = 6 Inches)

Bert's Bar

Kool-aid man's lawyer says... "Please stop busting through walls!"
My couch pulls out but I don't
Bert's Boob-alicious Babes

Fanatics Sports Central

Bob has bitch tits
Ghost Riding Dirty
Super Lin-tendo
Harry Twatter And The Deathly Swallows
Tom Tucker And The Quizmaster Playing Naked Twister
Gisele is Brazilian For Pit Viper

Milwaukee Brat House

Urine Specimen Collectors
How many drivers does it take to fuck up the Daytona 500? Just Juan
Whitney Houston is celebrating three days sober
Whitney Houston is dead. Sexy...
Amanda Huggenkiss... I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss
Bark Twice... then go fuck yourselves... in the library... with a candlestick
On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?

Spitfire Pub

Brains n Bitches
Simple minds
2 chicks 1 dick

Mulligans Irish Pub

What long and hard and filled with seamen?
The cast of Whitney's new movie, The Bodybag
Santorum Surge!!! (extra frothy edition)
The carpet matches the drapes

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

All Chicks Want To Bang Ryan Gosling.
I Used My Telescope But All I Saw Was Your Anus.
Don't Stick Your Fungus In My Chocolate Sauce.
Giselle Could Have Used More Tebow Time
Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap
This just in... All Beer's now half off!

Black Rose Irish Pub

Ho's on our side; Firetruck
When Muslim girls wear burkas in the rain, Is that just the girls gone wild of the middle east?
Jeremy Lin Jizzed on Kobe's face, Check his Linplexion
Well, she said she was 18...
Shit-Stained-Balls.co.uk

Grafton Ale House

Big Girls Don't Fit In The Car
Big Girls Don't Exercise
What's 6 inches and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe!
A bathtub is not a good place to take a nap Whitney
I wish gay marriage was legal in Wisconsin so I could marry Quizmaster Ryan
Clint Eastwood just put his Chichen into Betty Boop's Itza. That means penis in vagina
The Unemployed British Orthodontists
Titanic Swim Team

The Highbury

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
How do you make a baby float? Get a large glass of root beer and two scoops of baby!
Me and all my dead grandparents are voting for Jan Pierce
Q: How long does it take to microwave a baby? A: I don't know.. I was too busy jerking it!

Three Lions Pub

Whitney Houston Just Made A Sequel To The Body Guard..."The Body Bag"
Santorum Is Givin It To Romney And He's Using The Rhythm Method
I Went To Mardi Gras With Tink & All I Got Was Braun's Lousy Herpes
Ryan Braun Still Has Herpes
What's Brown & Stuffed In A Box Before Valentines Day? Whitney Houston
Whats the Difference Between the WNBA and My Sex Life? My Small Balls and Sub-par Performances Aren't Nationally Televised
David Price : The Reason Catholics Should Support birth Control
The Bar Owners Both have Foreskins
What's The Hardest thing about being a Pedophile?...Fitting In

Replay Sports Bar

Why did the Hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pizza before it was cool...
Ryan Braun's Herpes Hammer Pisses Excellence!
Ram it, Slam it, Cram it...... in the ass.
I may be dumb, but I can suck my own PENIS.
I heard their Menstrual Cycles Attract Bears

Daddy's Rockin' Steakhouse

Smartinis
Gary and Ed: Two horney old goats

Duke of Devon Pub

Moves like Jaeger
R.I.P. Pat Butcher
Man-Chest-Hair United!
The Mrs and Master Bates
Sign Language for the Blind
Paula Dean's "Pathway to Diabetes" Cookbook
I told my girlfriend it was "Tebow Time" so she would finally get on her knees

Crisp Pizza Bar

The Crispy Enquizidors!!!!
I wish this microphone was a penis
The Rusty Trombones
What is the average flaccid penis size?
Beer now and vodka later

Quizmaster to feature at NEWaukee event this Thursday!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:40:00 +0000

Quizmaster will be teaming up with Newaukee this Thursday February 23rd, 2012 during it's Newaukee Tours MKE Brewing Co. event...

Newaukee, which hosts its cool and fun social function all over Brew City, will be hosting a brewtastic time at the amazing Milwaukee Brewing Company's brewery at 613 S 2nd St Milwaukee, WI 53204.

Unlike regular Quizmaster events, this event will be a strictly non-verbal, pictures-only quiz. Sheets will be handed out at 7:30pm, and teams must submit answers by 8 p.m. The Quizmaster will grade each team’s sheet himself.

Other details and happenings on Thursday include:

FREE - Sample beer with three complimentary tasting tickets
TOUR - See MKE's best brewery tour with 3oo friends
LIVE MUSIC - NEWaukee always bring local MKE talent to your ears
PHOTO BOOTH - Strike a pose with friends by the brew kettles
TREADMILL - February's non profit, Determination, will be strutting it out on a treadmill while we watch.

Plus.... VIP Status ($20) limited to 20 people

Private tour of MBC from the Owner, Jim McCabe
Complimentary Horderves
Complimentary MBC Glass
1 hour access to event starting at 5:30PM

Win free movie passes to Ghost Rider starting Feb 13th!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:08:00 +0000

Quizmaster has just announced that it will be giving away passes to the upcoming Columbia Pictures movie Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance for an advanced screening of the film on Thursday February 16th, 2012 at Brookfield's Majestic Cinema...

Advanced screening passes for the film will be handed out to teams at our Quizmaster events starting this Monday February 13th and running through Wednesday February 15th, 2012 (a list of locations found below).

The movie stars Nicholas Cage, and is the sequel to the 2007 film Ghost Rider...

Quizmaster will also be giving away posters and an array of t-shirts from the film during the upcoming week.

The screening will begin at 7 p.m. with all attendees advised to arrive between 45-60 minutes early as seating is not guaranteed for these events, and people are seated on a first-come, first-serve basis.

At their upcoming weekly trivia shows, the following Quizmaster venues will each be offering four (or more) tickets to the screening on Thursday February 16th, 2012:

Monday Feb. 13th
Cafe Hollander
Milwaukee Ale House

Tuesday Feb. 14th
Whiskey Bar
McGillycuddy's
Upper 90 Sports Pub

Wednesday Feb. 15th
Milwaukee Brat House
Fanatics Sports Bar
Spitfire Pub

Show up to a quiz next week for your chance to win a free passes!!

January's Best Team Names

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:34:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

Not Even Swedish People Like Ace of Base
Isn't Monica Lewinsky the lead singer of Goblin Cock
He-Man: Proving that UGGs have been uncool since the beginning of time
Paterno's Illegal Touching <- "like"
Don't drop the SOPA
Too Legit to Quit Drinking
The Packers defense went down faster than an Italian cruise ship
The Quizmaster is thicker and quicker than a perfect pint of Guinness
If you think a Guinness is a good representation of good head, don't go to Ireland
Touched by an uncle
The deadliest snatch

Cafe Hollander

I’m Going To Run Out And Buy Goblin Cock, If That’s A Real Album
They Say You Are What You Eat, But I Don’t Recall Eating Sexy Beast
Why Does Canada Suck?
Is Your Dad In Prison? Because If I Was Your Dad, I Would Be.
The Music Round Makes Me Want To Punch Myself In The Gut
I Thought That It Would Be Better Without The British Accent
We scored more points tonight than the Bucks
Congratulations Jay-Z on your 100th problem
The only thing worse than the Packers loss is the way I pronounce "Leisure"
Whats long and hard & in my pocket... a knife, GET IN THE VAN!
I call my DICK cheney because it shoots people in the face.

Caffrey's Pub

Our Team Has 99 Problems And Two Of Them Are Bitches.
I'm From Cleethorpes, I'm Basically A Scot.
Pete Calls His Weiner The Lionheart.
Braveheart Happened Get Over It.
Terri Schiavo's Nutritionist
The Music Clip Round Is Like Pete Marshall, It Finishes Way Too Quickly And Leaves All The Women Disappointed.
1992 Was 20 Fucking Years Ago...
I Have A Dream That One Day I'll Be Able To Understand Pete.
Discount Double Choke.

Whiskey Bar

Brooke puts the "ho" in Hogan
Pianist. Penis. Doesn't Matter, Either way your stroking
But you ain't got no legs Lt Dan
If More People At More McLeans Theyd Get More McLovin
The Very Private and Very Pleasurable Quizmasturbation
How Do You Say "That Sinking Feeling" In Italian?
The More You Play With It The Bluer It Gets
The LSU Team Bus Couldn't Get Out Of The Parking Lot This Morning, Someone Painted A 50yd Line In Front Of It...
I Don't Like Cocaine But I Enjoy The Smell Of It
Lebron James' Fiance now has one more ring than him...

Replay Sports Bar

The 3rd Rule of Fight Club: Try your best & have fun!
Tongue Punching The Fart Box
The Quizmaster would be put to death in Iran
Only two men have slept with 20,000 women ... Wilt Chamberlain, and the Quizmaster.
The Queen was banned from Sam Wickens bedroom... until last night.
Uncles with benefits

McGillycuddy's

In Honor Of The Passing Of Joe Pa, Penn State Is Encouraging All Youngsters To Wear Their Pants At Half Mast
Maybe Kelly Clarkson Should Switch From BigMacs To McLeans
2% Of Americans Believe Mitt Romney's First Name Is Mittens: We Are The 2%!
Hey You With The Cell Phone, Stop Shazaming The Music Question!
Who Abandoned Faster, Packer Fans At Lambeu Or The Italian Cruise Ship Captain?
Eli, You May Be A Big Giant On The Field, But You're A Little Giant Everywhere Else
Surprise!!! Butt Sex!
New Years comes once a year and so do I!

Upper 90 Sports Pub

Argentina may be bigger but Chile's longer
Don't drop the SOPA or the PIPA!!
Ryan Dunn's Porsche Repair and BBQ

Fanatics Sports Central

Newt Gingrich would like Lady Gaga to play his skin flute
Achilles real heel is his closeted sexuality
Will You SOPA My PIPA?
Our Score Is Going To Blow Like Hiroshima

Milwaukee Brat House

Lady Gaga - The Piano, drums, guitar and the dick
Newt Gingrich: Working on his 4th wife since 2007
Gather round the good stuff... in my pants!
MILFs in training, "gather round the good stuff"
Jerry Sandusky Wrestling Team Towelboys
The Hipster Burned His Mouth Because He Ate The Pizza Before It Was Cool.

Jim's Place

40oz of Freedom
What time do the Packers play on Sunday?
SOPAthetic
Fat kids are harder to kidnap
Sopa? Why is everyone talking about Mexican soup?
Just don't Google Santorum
Free Van Candy
Does this smell like chloroform?

Jim's Place

Don't Let an Italian Drive Your Boat
Tell Congress to drop the SOPA so they know how it feels

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

The Team Formally Known As Prince.
Santorum?! Barely Know Him.
Nic Cage's Hairline.
Better Late Than Pregnant.
Be sure to google "Blue Ivy" not "Blue Waffle"
1 Plus 1 Equals 3... When The Condom Breaks.
I Never Thought I'd Miss A British Man, Especially At Night.
Someone Dipped Their Chocolate In My Santorum.

Black Rose Irish Pub

I jizzed on your girls face, check her cumplexion.
I love when girls wear leggings to a bar, usually you have to get a few drinks in then before you can see their moose knuckles.
Jodie Foster's Fear Boner
Baby Seal's Club!!
The morning woods
Flatter than your sister
poop-stained-grape-bags.edu
Orange Bowl... More like... Fuck this game!

Spitfire Pub

Creem puffs
Rattlesnakes and condoms: Two things I don't fuck with

Grafton Ale House

So easy even a Quizmaster can do it
The told me to just write down anything and turn it in
Why do people say "grow some balls?" Because balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!
Victoria Beckham is such a slut we were going to go with "Yellow Cab Company" Beckham
I call my Dick Cheney b/c it shoots people in the face
Is it strange that my doctor had both hands on my shoulders during my last prostate exam???....
Brokeback Mountain, The Story Of Rick Santorum
When you pull my Christmas cracker, stuff comes out too...
One of the Olsen twins should just O.D. already so we can stop guessing which one

The Highbury

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick in your ass!!!
Without Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky will be like an Italian ship captain looking for new recruits
I only watch the playoffs. Who are the Vikings?

Daddy's Rockin' Steakhouse

The drunk & the restless
If you think Columbus is bad, you should try Toledo

Three Lions Pub

Condoms and Rattle Snakes, and Tink...Things I Don't Fuck With
My Granny Doesn't Fight, Bit You Should See Her Box
Let me Get This Straight : Joe Paterno Coughed up a Lung in The Shower and No one Reported it?!
Discount Double Choke
Italy can now be known for fine women, fine wine, and shit Sailors
In China Too Young is Just a Name
Unlike The Italian Cruise ShipCaptain, We go Down on Things we Screw
On A Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Kids?
What's The Difference Between Tebowing & Teabagging
I Thought it Was the Brit that Burned Down, Because this Place is on Fire

Duke of Devon Pub

I told my girlfriend it was "Tebow Time" so she would finally get on her knees
Turtles breath through their anuses
Anyone want to go on an Italian Cruise?
Big Test Icicles
Eat Fresh... Summer's Eve
Andy Dick Tracy Morgan Freeman

We smell trouble at Replay! Quiz Bowl II Recap!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 04:37:00 +0000

It was a day to remember at Replay Sport Bar this Sunday January 29th, as Milwaukee welcomed back Quiz Bowl, having had the massive inaugural event back in March 2011.

And just a reminder that more photos from the event can be found at our Facebook page.

And over 100 of Mke's finest queeps (yeah, that's quiz+peeps) flocked to Replay at 1 p.m. to challenge each other for a whole host of prizes...

Each team got a bottle of Wisconsin's original Black Dot Vodka just for participating, and as well as the "massive" Quiz Bowl trophy for the day's champions, over $300 in Replay gift cards, Marquette University men's basketball tickets, Milwaukee Admirals tickets, Qdoba gift cards and various other swag was up for grabs...

And yes, because we at Quizmaster like to rewards both the thinkers and drinkers, we even had some gear for our lower placing teams, most notably a copy of the Comedy Central's Roast of David Hasselhoff...

Forget the money and free booze, that's what Milwaukee's quiz elite were after!

And so, the quiz got underway with a rapid-fire lightning round, testing team's knowledge of NHL points leaders, "the Fight of the Century" and NFL helmets, and although no team scored a perfect 10 out of 10, some came close. Notable Grafton quiz stalwarts Squad 666 got off to a flyer with a score of 9 from a possible 10 lightning round points...

As did Milwaukee queeps Urethra Franklin's Hidden Pickle...

The question is where... (is the hidden pickle, that is?!)

And Quiz Bowl debutant Calculus Assemble also had a near perfect score of 9 in the opening round...

Squeezed in the corner booth :)

And so the quizness continued, with a familiar pen-and-paper format for the rest of the days questions.

And like we said, all teams got FREE Black Dot just for being awesome enough to be in the vicinity, and newbies Awesome Stellar Superstars weren't complaining...

And A drinking team with a trivia problem certainly had their priorities straight, as their name suggested...

And so the Bowl rolled on, with a couple of tense wager rounds featuring, as well as a sports-related Music Clips round, but the summit of the day's game came in the shape and form of the final video round, which featured an 18-point question to conclude...

Just make sure you keep an eye of the referee in Question 27 when you view the answers...

We think quizzers got a real kick out of that one!

And before the results were tallied, quizzers had the chance to win tickets to Marquette basketball games courtesy of the rather delicious "Caption Contest..."

Teams had to simply fill in the speech bubble with a clever or crude (most likely crude) caption to win the MU swag.

Some funny ones included:

"This is how many times I've been to class this year"
"This is the weirdest glory hole I've ever been to..."
"I have zero student debt! Bwahahahaha!"
"Money shot. Right here!"

But in the end the winners were Clan Mcleod with their moniker "Hey Bucky check out my other 'Brown eye'!"

They hold the prestigious title of being Quizmaster's longest-serving team, dating back to the days of the former Britinn. They also got a signed MU poster on top of the tickets. Cheers lads!

But being the rather spectacular event that Quiz Bowl is, we also had additional MU tickets and so Highbury won the additional swag...

They are gentlemen at heart, really!

And so the results were almost in. And a whole host of teams were vying for glory, including Why is all the rum gone?...

And the Perfect Pints recent form at their home-bar had been good, meaning they were looking strong going into the event...

And veterans Text and Drive placed at the last Quiz Bowl...

Could they repeat again this year?

And so, after 100 points, two video rounds, two wager rounds and a rather tricky music clips round, the top five teams would walk away with automatic prizes, and In My Pants, runners-up at November's Quizmaster Cup VI, would swallow up an honorable fifth position...

Lakefront Brewery Tour tickets and a video game for them!

And, because we're all inclusive at Quizmaster, we tried to make sure everyone got something, and so Marcia's Minions, finishing in 19th place (out of 19) got the Hasselhoff and Bob Saget roast DVD's and some shot glasses...

Fourth spot went to Unbelievably Gooden, who's rather good score got them Lakefront tour tickets, some Admiral tickets and other various swag...

And Quizmaster Cup IV champs, the notorious, Schlitz-guzzling (say that three times fast) Fuckin Wolverine would take third on the day with a rather hungover squad of players...

And inaugural Quiz Bowl champions, going by the moniker Our Higher Power is Tim Tebow on the day, would finish in a respectable second spot, as they only missed seven points with a score of 93...

They were instructed by the Quizmasters to "Tebow" for their post-quiz photo and they had no problems doing so! They got a $100 Replay tab and Lakefront beer for their awesome effort!

But, it was the legends of Pluckin Aint Easy, regular quizzers and attendees at all recent Quizmaster events, that stole the show, as their massive score of 96 out of 100 was all they needed for ultimate glory!...

They also each got a bottle of Black Dot for finishing top of the standings!! Yep, as we said it was about time they won a big one!

:p

And if don't forget to check the Facebook page for even more pics!

Quizmasters Ryan and Sam, the day's hosts, thank all the fantastic queeps for their participation in the event, and Quiz Bowl III will undoubtedly return to Replay, most likely in late 2012. Furthermore, watch this space as Quizmaster Cup VII which will be coming to Milwaukee this Spring!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday January 29th, 2012 Quiz Bowl II scores:

96 Pluckin’ Aint Easy
93 Our Higher Power is Tim Tebow
90 Fuckin Wolverine
89 Unbelievably Gooden
85 In My Pants
84 Abnormaly High Testosterone
82 The Perfect Pints
82 Urethra Franklin’s Hidden Pickle
80 Squad 666
79 Every Time You Text and Drive
78 Clan McLeod
77 The Highbury
70 Calculus Assemble
63 Awesome Stellar Superstars
63 Why is all the rum gone?
59 Sunday Sloths
58 Nancy Grace's Kidnap Countdown
57 A drinking team with a trivia problem
36 Marcia’s Minions

Quiz Bowl II this Sunday!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:03:00 +0000

Just a brief reminder that Quiz Bowl II, Milwaukee's sports and pop culture triva tournament this upcoming Sunday January 29th! Register your team now!

And in case you missed the inaugural Quiz Bowl back in March 2011, check out the recap here, or why not challenge yourself with the video round from last time out...

And the answers...

December's Best Team Names

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:16:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

Kim Jong Il, Ghaddafi and Bin Laden all die in the same year? May be there really is a team America! (America, fuck yeah!)
Much Like Lewinsky, team names about her are too easy
Recall Grandma's Walker
Show me your jingle balls and I'll show you my ho-ho-ho's!
Only thing smaller than our score is Ryan Braun's balls
We are totally guilty of PEDs: Performance Enhanced Drinking
There's no crying in trivia
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
Favre might have thrown 300 TDs but only females enjoyed his pics
Jodie Foster's Knuckles
Suggestion for picture question: chicks with Amy Winehouse track marks

Cafe Hollander

Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem
The Best Majors @ Penn State Are Minors
They call me Korean in bed 'cause "I'm Pak Un Heat"
The Hebrew Hammered... and all he got was the herp
American Airlines Frequent Flyer Alec Baldwin
I Call My Dick Cheney, Because It Shoots People In The Face

Caffrey's Pub

Ryan Braun's Shrivled Testicles
I'm An Analyst and Therapist. Anal-Rapist For Short.
Saturday Was The First Day Herman Cain Ever Pulled Out Early
What Do You Mean I Have An 8am Final - Time To Start Drinking
I Remember When I Was British

Whiskey Bar

What is the female equilvilent of a Teabagging?
Australia Can Have Mel Gibson
What is Helen Keller's favorite color
The walking talking hawking stephen
Kim Jong Il is probably wrearry ronery right now
Aint no party like a Pyongyang party, cause Pyongyang party parties are mandatory
The Dicks
Herman Cain has 9-9-9 Problems

Replay Sports Bar

With Sam Wickens In The Motherland, Its A Rufie Free Trivia Night!
Jingle All The Way. Great Christmas Movie, Or The Greatest Christmas Movie?
NBA Sucks
Rape Expectations By Charles Wickens
The Quizmaster has a dragon tattoo (trampstamp?)
We didn't know sex was an olympic event
I like pancakes and strippers have feelings too

McGillycuddy's

Sandusky Taught Me A Three Point Stance, Now I Play Soccer
Why Is Santa’s Sack So Large? He Only Comes Once A Year
Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
The Kim Jung-Illests
I Sat On Santa’s Lap…..He Got A Boner And All I Got Was A Dick In A Box
Tiger Woods On Top Again . . . . Of Golf
At Least We Are Better Than The NFL Halftime Show

Bootz Saloon

Better late than Pregnant
Have you seen Mike Hunt?

Fanatics Sports Central

Yes Mom, thats eggnog on my pants
All I want for Christmas is a cum dumpster tranny
The Mexican With The Dragon Tattoo
Canada: Americas Top Hat
All I Want For Xmas Is Jarreds Hair Back

Milwaukee Brat House

Harry Twatter and the Deathly Swallows
Is that a Dildo in his hand?
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
We love Englishmen
Allen Gregory... Proof Jonah Hill is only funny when he's fat
Come one Barbie let's go party... in my pants!
Bark Twice for Herman Cain... for finally pulling out of something
If Canada is America's hat, is Mexico it's penis?

Dino'z Sports Bar

I Just Quizzed My Pants
We Don't Need A Team Name, We're Getting Paid Anyway
8==========D

Jim's Place

Life is like a box of chocolates, for fat people it doesn't last long
Jerry Sandusky Bowl for Kids, presented by Toys 'R Us
Anything I do to extend my life is just going to be outweighed by the agony of living it
I ran 3 miles today; I finally quit and said, "Fine, lady, have your purse back!"

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

All I got for Christmas is a dick in a box... and now I have herpes
This Is The Last Time I'm Doing Quiz As The Only Sober Person On My Team.
Step 3: Open The Box, You Know Because My Dick Is In It.
Discount. Double-Check. Rodger That.
Romo'd - The Opposite Of Tebow'd, And How We Closed Out This Quiz
Pack Hers
Happy F'in Xmas. Hey Mate, If You Don't Have A Greencard. Go Home!!!
Mission Impossible 7: Tom Cruise Making A Good Movie

Black Rose Irish Pub

INCEST: a game the whole family can play
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my cock up your ass!
The only white Christmas will be on your Mom's chest
Ryan Braun has an MVP: Medicinal Valtrex Prescription
Swedish Cock Pump
Braun's needle is bigger than his prick

Grafton Ale House

Our balls are dropping at the stroke of Midnight
Edmond is a Douche Bag
My wife can't wrestle but you should see her box
Luckily, My Employer has No Herpes Test
We're All Getting Drunk Tonight… Except for the Pregnant People
ATM, Glory Hole... same thing
Is anyone else turned on my Velma's kneesocks?
Two dicks, once chick, you do the math

The Highbury

www.jizzmastertrivia.com
My Seven Year Itch turned out to be Herpes. Merry Christmas Kevin!
Van Gogh without the "GH" is an art moving company
Kim Jong Ill Communication
Santa only comes once a year.. & so do I :(
Ryan Braun is only guilty of not calling his mother
The NBA Ruined Christmas
I saw the movie, Kermit finally porked Miss Piggy!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button!

Three Lions Pub

Team Fed Ex : We Don't Know the Answers So We are Just Throwing Shit over the Fence
I can't Be-reave Kim Jong Ill Died...It's Cool We can Say That we Have a Korean Guy on Our Team
An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away. So Does a Gatling Gun
Why is Santa So Jolly? Because the Elves Jingle His Bells
Chicken & Egg Went to Bed Together. Who Came first?
Ironically, Disabled Toilets are the only ones big Enough to run Around in
Why Do Leprechauns Laugh when They Run? Because the Grass Tickles Their Balls
It's Not Rape If You Yell "Surprise"!
I Mustache You a Question, but I'll Shave it For Later
Spent 90% of My Time & Money on women & Drink, the Rest I Wasted
"I'm Hung Like Gary Speed"
"That Girl From Hansen is Beautiful" Seriously though, Would You?

Duke of Devon Pub

Jingle My Bells
I'm on the Tebow Train
Rick Perry's Kristmas Klub Krisaders
MLS Cup? Is that a realtor award?

Crisp Pizza Bar

Shoulda Beena Drinkin' MORE
Oops I Quizzed My Pants

It's a NYE Debut at Spitfire! Next Quiz Jan. 11th!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:05:00 +0000

It was New Year's Eve at Okauchee's Spitfire Pub, and it was also the debut of the bar's trivia night this December 31st.

Quizmaster creator and owner Ryan was in the house to host the pub's inaugural extravaganza, and it was full house for what turned out to be a thriller.

And on it's debut, the quiz experienced a sudden death showdown as two teams tied on 45 points.

Quizmaster veterans The Ambiguously Gay Duo showed most others how it was down as they were tied at the top...

They were heavily outnumbered by "All about Chris," who had a giant team to compete for the $100 tab...

Ultimately, it was the latter who's numerical advantage paid off, as they stole the top prize following the tie break questions.

Nonetheless that gay duo walked out with four Bucks tickets for their troubles!

The remaining prize for best team name, a pretty sweet Packers package went to the appropriately named This is bull shit, I want five friends to join us after we started! who were referencing the winning team's large size...

Their name got a sizable laugh from the rest of the bar! We hope to see them back in January!

Although, we'd like to also give a shout out to the Cork Soakers - they didn't win the team name accolade as they'd hoped, but their team sheet had a unique twist...

When in doubt put a cork in it!

Quiz night will debut on it's regularly scheduled Wednesday night starting January 11th, 2012 at 8pm, and every Wednesday thereafter! Specials and prizes will be up for grabs each week!

We hope to see Okauchee's finest then!

Until next time Okauchee, drink while you think...

Saturday December 31st, 2011 scores:

45 "All about Chris"
45 The Ambiguously Gay Duo
43 Cork Soakers
39 Schoens, Hendericks, Fillergers
39 Waiting for Kelsey
38 This is bull shit, I want five friends to join us after we started!
30 Raising Rickard Reckons

Quizmaster Debuts at Spitfire Pub on New Year's Eve!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:59:00 +0000

Spitfire Pub, Okauchee
Trivia night will debut on New Year's Eve,
and then a regular weekly quiz night will
kick off on January 11th, 2012

The brand-spanking new Spitfire Pub will be teaming up with Quizmaster to host a fun event on New Year's Eve, this December 31st, 2011. The event will kick-off at 9 p.m. and run for an approximate two-hour duration.

The pub, located at N51W34911 Wisconsin Avenue, Okauchee, WI 53069, will then host a regular weekly quiz show every Wednesday at 8 p.m. starting January 11th, 2012!

Quizmaster founder Ryan W. will step in to host the special event on New Year's Eve, which will feature the usual six-round, thirty-question format. Gift certificates to Spitfire Pub (that means FREE BEER!) in excess of $150 will be offered to winning teams on December 31st. The bar will offer a first place and second place prize, as well as the covered "people's prize" for best team name!

For those new to the game, check out the Quizmaster format and rules, or stop by another location before then to get a head-start on the rest!

Free Passes to The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Starting Tuesday!!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:07:00 +0000

Quizmaster has just announced that it will be giving away advanced-screening passes to the upcoming Columbia Pictures movie The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Passes will be handed out to winning teams at our Quizmaster events starting this Tuesday December 13th and running through Thursday December 15th, 2011 (a list of where found below).

The movie, based on the Swedish novel of the same name and starring Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara, will open to the public on December 21st, 2011...

And if you're one of those book snobs who thinks the movies are never as good, then please stay at home and read your Nook :p

Being as cool as we are, Quizmaster has acquired 50 advanced screening passes for a showing on Monday December 19th, 2011 at the AMC Mayfair Mall movie theater. The film will be begin at 7 p.m. with all attendees advised to arrive between 30-60 minutes early.

We were informed that, for some reason, at these advanced screenings the distributors give away more tickets than seats available - to ensure that the screening is guaranteed to be filled. In other words, if you show up at 6:58 p.m., even if you have a ticket, you may be turned away as the screening will be most likely be filled!

At their upcoming weekly trivia shows, the following Quizmaster venues will each be offering five tickets to the screening on December 19th:

Tuesday 13th
Crisp Pizza Bar
Whiskey Bar
McGillycuddy's
Replay Sports Bar

Wednesday 14th
Milwaukee Brat House
Fanatics
Attebury's
Dino'z Sports Bar

Thursday 15th
Three Lions Pub
Highbury Pub

Show up to a quiz next week for your chance to win a five free passes!!

November's Best Team Names

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 05:59:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

Liam Neeson's Cock
My favorite Thanksgiving Dish: Stuffing Ms Daisy
Seriously... What ever happened to Nelly and Sisqo?
WNBA: Why Nobody Bothers Attending
From the back is Bill's favorite view of Hillary
I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God. He's good, but he's no Freddie Mercury

Cafe Hollander

This is the smallest bra i've ever seen!
"Tits" is a boring team name name
Proper English Tea-Baggers

Caffrey's Pub

I Could Never Be Jerry Sandusky, My Dick's Too Big.
Pete Wishes He Had A Grand Prick.
The Only Thing Worse Than Detroit Is Nickleback.
Jerry Sandusky's Tonsil Tickling Team
Jesse Owens Won Four Golds, But Hitler Won Best Mustache
Driver, Please Stop The Bus. You Need To Let My Friend Jack Off.
I Want To Work, That Is Why I Don't Live In Green Bay
Does It Count As A 3-Way If She's Pregnant.
Jerry Sandusky Presents Marquette Elementary School Quiznight.
Schindler's Quiz: I Could Have Answered More
Weeping Priests

Whiskey Bar

9 Out Of 10 Prisoners Loves A Good Gang Rape
Herman Cain Is Pulling Out?...Thats A First
Jerry Sandusky, Coming From Behind Since 1998...Too Soon?
Aren't All Females Bitches
Does it make anyone else feel old knowing Toy Story was made 16 years ago?
As Popular As Scott Walker At A Teacher's Convention!
Justin Bieber's New Song... Baby, Baby, Baby. Ohhh, it's not my baby
There are actually 207 bones... you're forgetting the boner!
Herman Cain Gave Me the The Clap

Replay Sports Bar

This is how it feels to be city, this is how it feels to be Manc, this is how it feels when your club's not owned by the bank.
South Dakota is the Black Hole State
Unique New York, Unique New York, Unique New York.
What do Jerry Sandusky and Kohl's have in common? Little Boys pants half off!
Miley Cyrus is not smarter than a 5th grader
I hope Dr. Conrad Murray likes prison food .... and penis.
Things longer than Kim Kardashian's Marriage - The Trick Or Treat Line at Casey Anthony's House

McGillycuddy's

My Bosnian Friend Is The Worst Teammate Ever!
So A Red Bull, Mr. Jameson, And A Vodka Walk Into A Bar
Quiz On My Face!!
Would You Like Some Crumpets? I Would Because I'm Winston Churchill

Bootz Saloon

Suck an egg - we're sore losers

Fanatics Sports Central

And Down Goes Frasier
The Labrynth was filmed in Saskatchewan
Ray charles,that daredevil
The WNBA really fucks with Darwins theory of evolution

Milwaukee Brat House

Bark Twice for Rick Perry... then throw up and don't vote for him
What did Blonde's left leg say to her right? Nothing... they have never met
Star Whores Episode 1
When I think about you I quiz myself
Urban Myth: Wickens has a giant alligator... In My Pants?
Bark twice if you live in a city where you think a grocery store is a bar with a popcorn machine in it
"Jerry Sandusky is guilty... of being kind of hot"
If a cougar is an older woman who goes after a younger boy, is a Nittany Lion the older man that goes after a younger boy... In My Pants
The Suck Ups - All the cool people are going to the Quizmaster Cup
Justin Bieber should have practiced Coitus Interuptus
Cher is the Quizmaster's Favorite Singer

Dino'z Sports Bar

Paranormal Activity . . . In My Pants!
10% Off Shower Head At Joe Perverto's Penn State Shower Emporium
I Hope This WIns Best Team Name

Jim's Place

Big Cats might be Dangerous, but a Little Pussy Never Hurt Anyone
Finished My Morning Workout...Time to Clear my Internet History
Penn State: Where 10-year Old Tight End's become Wide Receivers
Did you know... A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes? Way to go, pigs!
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and a condom
Be careful what you wish for...Remember, Simba "couldn't wait to be king," then his dad got fucking dealt with.
Did you Know... That Vibrators were first used in the 19th Century to treat a woman for Hysteria? Way to go, Vibrators!
If you lock your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic, is it wrong to go inside and ask for a coathanger?
We Gave out more Tricks than Treats Last Week
Did you Know... Penguins only have sex twice per year? We would say, "Way to go, 36 Penguins," but we feel sorry for them
Women are Like Condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

What Do Santa, The Tooth Fairy, and The G Spot Have In Common? They Don't Exist.
Like Pete and Jerry Sandusky, We Too Enjoy The Rythmic Slapping Of Towels In The Shower. Too Soon?
Pete Would Offer A Mustache Ride If He Could Grow One.
I Swear Officials. Pete Told Me He Was 18.

Black Rose Irish Pub

We don't do cocaine, we just like the smell of it. Victim number 9. We are Penn State
Canada is better than England
Queef Masters

Grafton Ale House

Short Skirts, Long Hair, Mormons Flying Everywhere!
TEBOW: Great Quarterback or Greatest Quarterback!
Lake Michigan may be the biggest lake, but Lake Titicaca is the Wettest
Michell Duggar's Vagina is like Route 66 - Slippery When Wet
Hatchling's on the Megabus! Starring Samuel L Jackson
We lost... shit
JEEP stole the slogan for my cock!!

The Highbury

In Hebrew, Jesus was originally spelled T-E-B-O-W
Hey Duggars! That's a vagina, not a clown car.
Get these mothafuckin' pirannas out of my Mothafuckin' Escalator!
Buying a new brand of hummus will not help the Greek economy
Worms in the Apple.. and in Steve Jobs

Three Lions Pub

Riders of Lohan
Herman Cain's Meat Lover's Pizza
Herman "I ain't molested no bitches" Cain
What's The Difference Between a Hooker & A Drug Dealer?...A Hooker can Clean Her Crack & Resell It
There are 6 people at this table. 5 of whom are not c**tbags
If two lesbians are playing rock paper scissors, isn't it called "scissors, scissors, scissors?"
What do call the area between a vagina and an asshole? A driving range, because that's where I hit my balls all day.

Duke of Devon Pub

How do you get a Nun pregnant ----> you fuck her
Dung Beatles are better than shitty Rolling Stones
What do you get if you mix a bulldog with a Shitzu?
Turkey Squirts
Andy Rooney died after a long battle with... everything
I've Been Wearing the Sam Pair of Underwear Longer Than Kim Kardashian was Married

Crisp Pizza Bar

The Toughest 4 Letters in Bed
Drink V8 Because OJ will Fucking Kill You
Who the Fuck Wouldn't Want to Stay at the YMCA

Holy Black Dot Batman, Free Vodka For All Queeps! QM Cup VI Recap!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:48:00 +0000

Pow! Bam! Sploosh! Zok!

It was a heart-pounding day of quizzin' at the Milwaukee Ale House this past Sunday, as the bar opened it's doors for Wisconsin's trivial elite (and about sixty other people who wanted to drink a lot during trivia), as Quizmaster Cup VI got underway at 1pm.

(And a heads up that a fantastically-full collection of photos from the event can be found at our Facebook page).

And quizzers were vying for over $1000 in great prizes on the day...

Including plenty of booze courtesy of the Milwaukee Brewing Company and Wisconsin's very own Black Dot Vodka...

And in fact, all teams that appeared on the day got a bottle of Black Dot just for participating! See, your mum was right, it is the taking part that counts!!

Many thanks to them for being great partners for the big day! BAM!

And of course, the Quizmaster Cup winners would walk away with the coveted trophy and gold medals, which were forged in the fires of Mount Doom many moons ago...

And so the cup got off to a flying start with the Minute of Music Madness Video Round, in which teams had to name as many artists and song titles as possible! Oh, and the video and audio did not match...

And here are the answers in case you missed it...

It was a challenging round to start for some, but the Quizmaster Cup veterans, namely Quizmaster Cup IV champions Fuckin' Wolverine, seemed to polish off the first round with a bit of ease...

We're pretty sure they enjoyed this Cup's comic book / super hero theme, although we've seen them dress up way better in the past!

And speaking of dress-up, there were actually a few teams in the (ale) house that did come dressed to impress, and Dana's Silver Hammer, who won their tickets at the Halloween costume quiz, were bound to be in the appropriate attire...

At least a few of them were!

As too were The Evil League of Evil, who really went all-out with their outfits...

They even got the Caped Crusader and his sidekick to team up with them for a pic!

Yes, the Quizmasters DO work out.

But, it was the devious, devilish squad of comic book villains that would eventually reign supreme in the costume department...

Squad 666 looked awesome, especially when their costumes were all hand-sown!! But more about them later; would they compete in the trophy honors come 4pm?!

The music madness round was quickly followed by the Drink While You Think round (bracket 1), which saw quizzers chug a beer before they could answer a Family-Feud style question...

Four Drink While You Think brackets ensued throughout the course of the Cup, with the Final Four coming at the climax of the event. Results to be revealed later...

And so the quiz madness continued with several wager rounds (always tricky!), and the "flash ahhh" lightning round also tested queeps abilities to answer under pressure!

Just 12 seconds left! Aaargh!

And in true Quizmaster fashion, QMs Ryan, Sam and Pete surveyed the Ale House to check on teams and capture some principal photography, especially when all received a bottle of FREE Black Dot...

We sure know Aunt May What’s Buzzing in Your Nightstand (above) weren't complaining about that, and neither were two-time silver-medal Cup recipients Coitus Interuptus...

They really take the "drink" part of Quizmaster's slogan to heart! Good times.

Elsewhere, Quizmaster Cup virgins (nothing wrong with that!) The Overthinkers were enjoying the super Sunday Funday festivities...

All the way from Franklin (or is it Oak Creek?) we believe!

And speaking of traveling, the Quizmasters welcomed a team from Sheboygan in the shape and form of We'll Probably Win...

They didn't.

Win, that is.

But we love them the same.

But that's just up the road considering that QM Cup debutants The Post Coital Weepers took a four-hour round-trip from A-T0wn (that would be Appleton, people!) to take part in the fun and games...

Wait! That's Jim's Place Quizmaster Tyler Sjostrom! Infidels!!

They finished in a very respectable fifth place in the end. Thanks for coming down guys!!

And just because we can, Quizmaster was also giving away Milwaukee Repertory Theater tickets to one lucky team, courtesy of the Caption Contest...

Teams simply had to fill the bubble in with a humorous gag to get their hands on the Rep tickets, and in the end it was the caption "I'm Jerry Sandusky and You're Too Old For Me" from team Hail Caesar Romero! that won that swag...

Wait, that bottle of Black Dot is already half empty!

Good effort!

Other finalist captions included:

Screw Super Bowl I... The River Dance tryouts are next week
Do These Pleats Make My Dick Look Big?
Moves Like Jagger? I Got My Swagger from Hines Ward
I don't care what Aaron Rodgers says, the Discount Double Check is my move

And so the Cup rolled on and was approaching the climax, with newcomers Albino Platypi also fancying their chances of glory...

And long-serving quizzers Team Team had a front row seat, but we have a feeling their cup aspirations weren't quite as ambitious...

Oh, did we say FREE BLACK DOT VODKA!!

And speaking of Black Dot, the staff at the Wisconsin vodka company actually had a team at the event...

Quizmaster gave them 3% off on their registration fee! ;)

Why is all the rum gone? were asking all the right questions as usual, and got a front row seat too...

We also welcomed new team Jerry Sandusky should have been an Italian Prime Minister if he wanted to have sex with minors...

They were having way too much fun sitting at the bar!

Also, Quizmaster veterans, and current Ale House trivia league champions Pluckin' Ain't Easy were on cue....

And Piss and Shake were also back at the Cup to challenge for honors...

And there was also another first at Quzimaster Cup, as team Pretty Finger ASL had some team members with hearing disabilities, but the more the merrier in our eyes...

Thanks for coming out guys!!

And rounding off the pack of 24 teams were the lovely ladies of the Queep Creeps, who finished in a resounding 24th place...

Happy to smile for a pic as ever though!

And so, when all was (almost) said and done, the Quizmasters threw in the final massive video round, worth 27 points, so to round off the festivities in style...

And the answers again...

And so after ten round of trivia, three wager rounds, three video rounds and a lot of drinking the results were in.

In an impressive third place, Quizmaster loyalists Every Time You Text and Drive swallowed up the bronze medal...

Even Luigi and his dirty mustache got in on the act! An impressive finish for a four-person team!

Second place was different story though, as long-time players In My Pants finished with a whopping 122 from 140 points...

The heart breaker for them is knowing that if one of their wager questions was correct (they answered true on the true or false question about alligators living in New York City sewers during World War II!!) they would have ended up winning by four points, instead of coming second by just two points!!!

Damn wager round!

Hey, they still got silver medals and a $100 bar tab for their efforts.

And so, it was with little surprise that Quizmaster Cup III, Quizmaster Cup V and Quizmaster Pirate Cruise champions Miltown Junks, showed they are Wisconsin's trivia team to beat, as they rolled up their sleeves with 124 points to take their fourth major trophy at a Quizmaster event...

Congrats to them on another win. We think drinking out of the trophy was probably an appropriate way to celebrate...

But the Drink While You Think Final Four was also to be decided and the contestants lined up, sporting their Quizmaster swag for the final countdown...

And the Family-Feud style question asked:

"Name something that gets passed around?"

The results were read and the crowd paused...

The top answer turned out to be "STDs" (Herpes, people)....

And, you guessed it, those damn Miltown Junks (and Quizmaster Cup VI MVP Brian Bau) that took home the 8 cases of beer too...

The infamous Quizmaster Cup double-sweep!

But alas, the triple sweep eluded them as the best-dressed prize went to the aesthetically awesome Squad 666...

They each got a bottle of Black Dot and the coveted Box of Britishness. The box's contents are top secret, but page three girls and completed crosswords are rumored to be among it...

Ow! Ow! Or should that be MEOW!

Quizmaster founder Ryan Wickens wants to thank all 137 quizzers that came out on the day for a fun event. We apologize to any teams who's photos were missed, and check out our Facebook page for even more photos from the event!

Be sure to watch this space, as Quiz Bowl II is coming to Replay Sports Bar in December and promises to be equally as massive!

Until the next Cup Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday November 13th, 2011 Quizmaster Cup VI scores:

124 Miltown Junks
122 In My Pants
116 Every time you text and drive
114 Pluckin Aint Easy
113 Post Coital Weepers
112 Albino Platypi
111 Fuckin’ Wolverine
109 Trizbune
108 Coitus Interuptus
105 Evil League of Evil
102 Aunt May What’s Buzzing in Your Nightstand
100 Squad 666
100 Why is all the rum gone?
99 Hail Caesar, Romero!
98 Piss and Shake
95 Black Dot
93 Dana’s Silver Hammer
93 Team Team
89 Rusty Sanchez & the Dirty Trombones
87 We’ll Probably Win
81 Jerry Sandusky Should Have Been an Italian Prime Minister...
81 The Overthinkers
65 Pretty Finger ASL
63 Queep Creeps

October's Best Team Names

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:04:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

What's the Opposite of Christopher Reeve?.... Christopher Walken
We Thought Alaska Was a Bargain. Turns Out It Came With a Palin
In Memory of Steve Jobs, the Last American Who Knew What the Fuck He Was Doing
We know Star Wars and Simpsons but not sports. Guess who wasn't banging broads in High School
With a 14-Year-Old Boy in the Quiz You Knew Michael Jackson Would Show Up
Amanda Knox's Conscience

Cafe Hollander

The only thing scary about this Halloween is my accent... Boo!
We Suck ... You Swallow.
Ain't Afraid of NO Ghosts!
The Halloweenies
Sasha Grey is the woman in the protein mask
That Australian Bitch Olivia Newton John
Idaho? No. You Da Ho!
Smarty Pints
I am legally obligated to inform you that I am a sexual predator
E=MC Hammer

Caffrey's Pub

Iron Man Is A Superhero, Iron Woman Is A Command.
Dan Wheldon's Passenger Seat.
Casey Anthony's Babysitting Service.
I'm Like A Hardware Store. I Screw. I Nut. I Bolt.
Knox Knox Who's There?.... Acquittal.
My Mom Has Better Boobs Than Yours.

Whiskey Bar

Dennis: the unknown Jonas Brother
No, there is no roofie in your drink, or chloroform in my trunk
I was gonna be a slut for Halloween, but everyone will just recognize me from last week
At the special ed prom, every dance is a slow dance
10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope. Lets hope Kevin Bacon lasts a few more years.
Females wanted: 3 horny bachelors, please call 414-473-8765. P.S. After we win this we will have $10 to buy you a drink..
I'd like to take a Holliday in your Pujols

Replay Sports Bar

Welcome to Milwaukee where the thinkers drink
Queen Elizabeth II: World's Richest Hussy
Sam Wickens Puts The Sex In Essex
Tell your Brother he's a fuckin' idiot

McGillycuddy's

John Jameson For President
Madonna Wasn't Born in 1984
Quizards of Oz

Bootz Saloon

Former Gaddhafi Body Doubles
Sofa Kingdom

Fanatics Sports Central

The WNBA really fucks with Darwins theory of evolution
I can't Believe its Not Monkey Butter

Milwaukee Brat House

Baywatch was the show that showed me I was becoming a man... In My Pants
Any More Time in this Jungle Room and I'll Get Monkey Butter... In My Pants!
James Bond wouldn't have gotten anything done if it was Girls, Guns & GANJA
Pussy doesn't start with a G.
Arizona is going down like your Sister did last night
Want to kill Steve Jobs? There's an app for that.
Magic Johnson's Personal Aids

Zim's Bar

Trick-or-Beer!!!
Countries rearrange themselves to align with Chuck Norris' geography knowledge
The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

Dino'z Sports Bar

Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
Why Am I Here; I Don't Know Shit
Violent Segway Gang... On Segways

Jim's Place

The Only Thing Worse Than Rain After Washing Your Car is Having to poop after taking a shower
Favre Dollar Footlongs
Hookers Say: Tear Drops make the best lube
9 0ut of 10 inmates enjoy gang rape
My GF was being too loud during sex, so i took away her rape whistle
If A Fat Girl Falls in the Woods, Do the trees laugh?

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

Do You Wanna Go To A Club Where People Wee On Each Other?
I Like Salty Things In My Mouth.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Two Wrights Make An Airplane!

Black Rose Irish Pub

If a girl will eat a McRib, she will suck your dick on the 1st date
I found out the HARD way my roomate is Gay

Grafton Ale House

Lets Go Trick Or Treating At Dustin Diamond's House
Fuck The Cardinals
Pujols Takes Steroids in the Bathroom. Oh yeah, Fuck the Cardinals
We Don't Know Shit!
You're Just Jealous Because Americans Pronounce Words CORRECTLY!
I'd Put My Notorious B.I.G. in Lara's Croft
How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?
Buscemi's Parents Should Have Named Him Morpheus Cuz Those Eyes Are Dreamy

The Highbury

A BJ will cost you 5 to 40
Spock and Sylar came out of the closet
You can't tell me that the movie "Aliens vs. To Catch A Predator" wouldn't be the best movie ever made.
La Russa's Roofing & Siding
Sex is like a game of Bridge. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
I entered "ninjas" on dictionary.com. It came back "ninjas could not be found." Well played ninjas, well played.

Three Lions Pub

What do Spinach and anal sex have in common? We didn't like either as a child.
Tony LaRussa's Festering Syphilitic Pujols
Moammar Gadhafi is dead, and I am gay
No Seriously Fuck the Cubs
Whats the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Hitler Could Never Finish a Race
Dance like your Vagina's on FIRE!
Do Camels ever wander "Hey What's the deal with My Vagina Toe?"
I feel Sorry For Amanda Knox's Lonely Prison Bitch

Duke of Devon Pub

Pink Panty Pirates! Arrrrgh Matey
Drunken Husbands Pissed Off Wives
The Only Time We'd Cheer for the Cardinals Is If They Were Playing Al Qaeda
Party Like it's 1982!
(Amanda) Knox Outs
I Went to See Michael Jackson's Doctor and I Feel Really Sleepy!

Crisp Pizza Bar

Oh!… Sorry… I Was Picturing Whore Island
Thrust In and Out Burger

Halloween Costume Quiz October 31st! Win QM Cup Tix!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 04:14:00 +0000

Well, it's that time of year again; when the quizzically insane decide to dress-up as their favorite cricket-bat-Zombie-smashing super hero or the cast of your favorite 1960s shipwrecked sitcom...

Yes, the annual Halloween costume quiz returns to the Milwaukee Ale House this upcoming Monday October 31st, 2011! The quiz is slated to start at the usual 8 p.m. slot!

And this year Halloween actually falls on a Monday so there's no excuses not to get a wee-bit dressed up! The best dressed team will receive FREE entry to Quizmaster Cup VI, which takes place at the Ale House Sunday November 13th, 2011. If teams have already paid for their registration, or wish to get ahead and register this week (and reserve their seats) they will be reimbursed in full if they end up winning on Monday!

Additionally, the winning team will get a $50 Ale House gift card for their efforts!

And there's no special registration for Monday's Halloween-themed quiz! Teams need to just show up, pay the customary $1/person entry fee and drink beer!

October's Poll Question

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:34:00 +0000

September's Best Team Names

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:52:00 +0000

Milwaukee Ale House

The Jay Cutler of 25c Doesn't Have Balls Anymore Either
Skeletor vs Shredder Cage Match
Gaston Never Had a Chance. Once You Go Beast You Never Go Back
When Chuck Norris Kerplunks Barbie He Makes White Christmas
Dixie Whatever His Name Wishes He Had Painted His Testicles Orange So He Wouldn't Have Lost It
Horse Drawn Miscarriage
Peter Tucker Packed a Truck With Pheasant PLuckers
Too Distracted By Boobs
40-48% Sure We Have No Idea What We ARE Doing
My Kraken Has One Buscemi Eye

Cafe Hollander

This is the Least British Quizmaster I've Ever Seen
Welcome Steven Hawking. Grab a seat... Oh, I see you brought your own.
Titties
I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw!
Gonnerhea + Down Syndrome = The Slow Clap
It's Quizzness Time! (Referencing Flight of the Concords, if you don't get it, you're lame!)

Caffrey's Pub

I'd slam Casey Anthony.
The best part about a blow job is the 30-45 seconds of silence.
I put my big dipper into the Black Pearl's Poop deck
Glee Season 3, I'm so excited I had my boyfriend jerk me off!
We play naked twister at our family reunion!
Casey Anthony's Daycare Service
Heidi Montag's Fake Tits Are Bigger Than Our Brains.
Wanna Hear A Joke?.... The WNBA.
Sex With A Pregnant Chick, More Like A Threesome.

Whiskey Bar

William Clark and Theodore Lewis's Excellent Adventure
Go Fuck Yourself in the Pujols, Alberta!
At the special-ed prom, every dance is a slow dance
Paul Revere actually rode at 4:20 - he was stoned

Replay Sports Bar

I touch the Quizmaster's Tits
Canada... America's Hat
I hate fake European football
Is raping the cubs statutory of Beastiality??
The only reason Gaddafi's still working the Libya is because he can't find the clitoris
I would fuck the shit out of Zombie letter A

Fanatics Sports Central

At least I can out drink a Kenyan
Suck a fart out of my ass and hold it like a bong hit
Fuck Me, I'm English
I'm Glad I can use my college education

Milwaukee Brat House

Not caring about Hockey... It's what American's and Brit's have in common!
Tequila Mockingbird
I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller... In My Pants!
Michael Jackson's Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks Are Not a Play Toy
The Problem with Scotland is that it's Full of Scots!
Bang! Daz is Gonna Get His Girl Pregnant in New Orleans
Ashamed of what I Did for a Klondike Bar

Zim's Bar

Having just completed the Warrior Dash, defeating the Quizmaster is way easier... Sorry Kevin.
Amanda Hug & Kiss
My Wife Told Me She's Pregnant This Morning... Fuck.

Dino'z Sports Bar

Santourm.....google it
PENIS.....Ooo Sorry I Got Nervous
I’ll Be Your Wingman, Even If It Means I Have To Take A Chubby. I Will Suck It Up
I Love Karaoke, Cuz I Get To Hold That Thing Next To My Mouth

Jim's Place

After I Pee I Shake It Twice, Sometimes Three Times
Dykes With Dicks: The Perfect Mix
How to Get the Junk Outta Your Trunk, By Casey Anthony
If Your Girlfriend is Too Heavy, Find a New Girlfriend
My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile, I said, "That's a Pretty Big Word for a 5-year Old"
Rosa Parks Shoulda Called Shotgun
Your Mom May not Play Football...But We've all Seen her Box
I Tried To Use "Penis" as my Password, but my Computer Told Me it was Too Short

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

The Dingo Ate My Baby.
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee.
Practice Abstinence, Say No To Dick & Bush.
Idaho? No, You Da Ho!

Black Rose Irish Pub

We T-Bagged this quiz like we T-Bagged the Red Coats
Anne Frank and the hide and seek silver medalists

Grafton Ale House

Oops My Camel Toe is Showing Again
Tomorrow You've Got 26 Chances to Get a Piece of a Crashing Satelitte... Good Luck!
Vlad the Snuggler
San Diego of course means "Whale's Vagina"
How Many Times Do You Think Tim Robbins Dropped the Soap During Filming!

The Highbury

The only Swedes I know work in the Porn Industry
Oops... I showed you my camel toe again
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Lost My Virginity At One Of Your Clues
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless the horse is a scouser horse - then it's a pikey mule
I've Been With More "Stans" Than Countries

Three Lions Pub

Pangea is a Fact, Mother Fucker
Why Does Hellen Keller Masturbate with one Hand? So She Can Moan With the Other
On a Scale from 1 to Chris Brown, How Mad Are You?
Whats the Difference between a Dead Baby and a Golden Delicious Apple? I don't cum on a Golden Delicious Apple Before I Eat It
Hopefully he gets good penetration in the back field so he can ram it in for a score
If Michelle Bachman Wins the Presidency, The United Kingdom Reserves the Right to Revoke America's Independence
We're making lists of men we want to shag, and Christopher Tinker is always on top
Lady Gaga might still have a penis. But i would still do her
If she's old enough to crawl...She's in the right position
If it moves shag it, if it doesn't...shag it till it does

Duke of Devon Pub

M.A.S.H - More Alcohol Should Help!!!
Beer and Loathing in Shevegas
Man, If I Didn't Get that Text From Brett Favre I Would have Totally Blown that Question on Erectile Dysfunction Disorder

Crisp Pizza Bar

My balls are as smooth as a British Bulldog's face
Why is a baby crying in a bar? Because it's Wisconsin
We are drunk & hungry and want a fucking pizza

September's Poll Question

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August's Best Team Names

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Milwaukee Ale House

Nick Cannon? Really Mariah!?
Rattle Snakes and Condoms: Two Things I Don't Fuck With
Hungry for Michael Phelp's $5 Foot Long
Casey Anthony Babysitting Club

Caffrey's Pub

I Went To New York And Got Blown By Irene, It Got In Her Eye
Steve Buscemi's Wood Chipper
If Jay Z Likes It Then He's Gonna Put A Fetus In It
Polish My Nuts And Give Me A Sandwich.
Sebastian Gave Ariel Crabs aka House of Payne.
3 Chicks & A Dick aka Lady Gaga.
Hurricane Irene, What A Slut.
I Fucked A Fat Chick In An Elevator, It Was Wrong On So Many Levels
The Glazed Donut Is The Slut Of The Donut World
The Seal Club, Clubbing Club.
Why Did The Boy Drop His Ice Cream Cone? He Got Hit By A Bus
The Only Thing Arnold Schwartzeneger Can't Terminate Is Unwanted Pregnancy
Hopefully The London Rioters Burn Down Stamford Bridge
Boy George, Freddy Mercury, The Teletubbies, and Pete - God Save The Queens.

Whiskey Bar

My name is Jason, I'm 26 and I live with my parents
Was that an earthquake.. or are you just happy to see me?
Kevin lost his accent in a Gansta's Paradise aka. Tottenham
"She said it was just razor burn..."
Tell Kevin to Stop Rioting and Get Back to Trivia
Amy Winehouse: 10 Days Sober!

Replay Sports Bar

I will shit my pants tomorrow! Thank you $2 PBR's
My iPhone ran out of battery or I would have kicked your asses
Raise your hand if you've shagged the quizmaster's dad!
Team that thought we'd be listening to Bob Uecker, not British Greinke
The last time I sucked this much, I got paid.
Marcum's Split-Fingered makes your mom cum in both holes
T Plush Hit Your Mom's Cardinal's Nest From Behind

The Highbury

Irene is Proof God Hates Jersey Shore
The Cunning Stunts
I Voted For Obama And All I Got Ws This Lousy Teabag
London Calling... 999

Fanatics Sports Central

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hermaphradite Barbie comes in her own box
Swamp Donkeys
Never would I have thought London & West Allis had so much in common..
Celebrating 11 days sober for Ms. Amy Winehouse
British Kevin is out with a case of gonhorrea

Milwaukee Brat House

Hey Girl, What Ya Got in that Bag? Schlitz?
A Hobo Stole Our Cheese Curds
Riots in England? Did West Ham Finally Win a Match or Something?

Dino'z Sports Bar

You Can't Rape Your Wife.......But I Can
If Size Doesn’t Matter, Let Me Fist You
Me and Some 60 Year Olds
I looted in London and all I got was this shitty Quizmaster
They say I shouldn't drive drunk, but those kids have to get to school

Jim's Place

Millions of Sperm and WE were the Fastest!!
We Butter Our Bread with Butter
I'll Root for the Cubs When They Play Al Queda
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in Schindler's Fist
Question 31: Our Team name is...?

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

Pete's Favorite Dog Breed, "Schlitz-Zuh".
I Need A Human Dart To Hit My Bullseye
We Weren't Paying Attention, What Game Are We Playing Again?
Tranny tunes date night classics volume 7.
Panic on the streets of London (and Pete is nowhere to be found).
If you choke a smurf what color will it turn?
That's Not My Belly Button And I Didn't Say Stop.

Black Rose Irish Pub

White Chicks with Black Babies
"Hi, I'm here for the Gangbang?"
Anne Frank and the hide and seek silver medalists
Shit Stained Balls.
I just shit in my pants, can I get in yours?

Grafton Ale House

I Thought San Francisco Was the City of Brotherly Love
Ryan Has It His Way With Mary Poppins. Mm Mm Good
Erin thinks they speak "American" in South America
149 out of 150 students recommend Aruba for vacation
I'm so drunk, I feel retarded. Oh wait I am.

Three Lions Pub

Obama's new slogan -> " I thought we could"
This quiz nearly ruined our friendships and broke up a marriage
We're kicking Wendy off our team... She's useless
Come in our faces and we'll quiz on yours
Casey Anthony is guilty... of being kinda hot!
I'm not gay, but $5 is $5...
C.A.B.S - Casey Anthony's Baby Service "Tag it and bag it"
I don't do coke, I just like the smell of it

Crisp Pizza Bar

We drink, we think, we rage Quizmaster Trivia to the Brink
I'm British! And I Make Up Words
Team Can you get an STD from a Polar Bear?
I don't care, just write some shit down!

Everybody Say..... Aaaarrrgh!! Pirate Cruise Recap!

noreply@blogger.com (The Quizmaster) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:05:00 +0000

Well, twas a glorious day of quizzin', cruisin' and piracy aboard Milwaukee's Voyageur this past Sun'day. 18 crews were battlin' it out for the finest booty on the seven seas (or five Great Lakes, for that 'ere matter!)

(And more photos can be found at our Facebook page.... aaarrrgh!)

Sundials were marked for 2pm, as Mke's finest-dressed (and a few last-minute "let's see what crap we can find in our closet" dressed) quizzers jumped aboard the Milwaukee Boat Line to become the first annual Quizmaster Pirate Cruise champions!

And with the Pirate theme being a strong one during the day's questions some teams didn't disappoint with their attire....

Notably the tied-third-place finishing Dirty Pirate Hookers...

They quickly went back to their home on Whore Island following the cruise...

And Why is All the Rum Gone? also came dressed to impress, but their idea of "piracy" was a little outside the box....

You want DVD - 5 dolla?!

And the girls of Running Jorts also had their mean (foam) swords and hats ready for the get-go...

While team Highbury - aka The Albino Somali Pirates - had a modern spin on their pirate garments...

Armed with guns, a grenade launcher, a shark and a real-life hostage! And yes, trust those Somalians to be Chelsea fans!

A couple of Navy Seals next time and you'll have the full package!

And so, with all the commotion and excitement of the dress-up consuming the day, there was actually a quiz to be had as well!

Aaaarrgh!!!

And so the day's game followed the usual six-round pen-and-paper format....

With some interesting picture questions to follow as well....

And after a trivia trail bonus round, in which the last letter of the previous answer was the first letter of the next answer, Milwaukee's finest pirate queeps tallied up their quiz scores from the possible 60 points available!

In the end, a number of teams were closely contested in the middle of the pack, including Thar She Blows! Aka Cum on My Poop Deck!...

As did Milwaukee Ale House regulars I'm Planking Some Booty... In My Pants!....

And speaking of planking - that strange phenomenon consisting of lying face down in an unusual or incongruous location - several of the pirates aboard, including Quizmaster Sam W., were demonstrating their love of the fad...

Aaaaarrrrrgh! There be a lot of plankin'!!!!

And then there was the Somali version of planking....

But, all planking aside, there was a four-way (giggity) tie for third place, paving the way for Squad 666 to step in and take second place on 55 points....

They teamed up with Quizmaster Ryan for their winning photo and took home some Milwaukee Brewers tickets as well as some pirate booty for their efforts!

And it was Quizmaster Cup III and Quizmaster Cup V champions, Milwaukee quiz veterans Violet Junks that sneaked ahead of them on 56 points to claim yet another trophy for their quiz cabinet....

Aaaaarrrgh!!!!

But, just when all the scallywags thought it was over, the treasure chest (the finest booty in all the land....aaaarrrgh!) was still up for grabs - for the best dressed team.

And having considered all the factors to win - originality, creativeness, props, number of team members dressed up, and overall awesome theme - it was really no contest as those Albino Somali Pirates were the Quizmaster's pick for best dressed....

Everybody say ~~cheese~~ aaaarrrrgh!

We thank our friends at ThinkGeek for providing the majority of the prizes for the chest, and our thanks go to Jesus for providing the beer.

Also props go the the Milwaukee Ale House and Milwaukee Brewing Co. for providing the first place prizes - a case of beer and $75 bar tab!

We want to thank all the dirty scallywags that came out on the day for a memorable event. Plans are in the works for another Quizmaster Cruise next summer (perhaps with a Caribbean theme?) and don't forget more photos can be found at our Facebook page.

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday August 28th, Quizmaster Pirate Cruise Scores:

56 Violet Junks
55 Squad 666
53 If Ye Wants to Get Yer Hands on My Booty, BEWARE! I did'nt Swab Me Poop Deck!
53 The Albino Somali Pirates!
53 Dirty Pirate Hookers
53 Why is all the Rum Gone?
52 The Wankarrrrrrrrrrghs!
52 Edmund Fitzgerald's Moby Dick!
51 We Keel Hauled Jimmy Buffet
51 An Idiot and a Wench... Did You Hear About the New Pirate Movie? It's Rated Aaaaaarrrr!
51 Quizmistresses - We Plank Anything and Everywhere
50 I'm Planking Some Booty... In My Pants!
49 Running Jorts
48 Thar She Blows! Aka Cum on My Poop Deck!
44 It's Our Pirate Duty to Do It In the Booty!
39 The Uprising In My Libya
37 The Crew
25 Shiver Me Timbers!