It was a full house at the Ale House this Sunday night, as all of Middle Milwaukee's finest creatures came out of the woodwork for our Lord of the Rings and Hobbit quiz.

One filthy little hobbitses came as far as the Shire to participate in the game...


Even armed with his very own Sting sword!!

In the end nineteen teams battled for the one crown: to be named the Greatest LOTR geeks in Middle Earth!

However, after 30 questions, featuring two Double Or Nothing rounds, two wager rounds and even a movie quotes audio category, twas the team in the corner --- This quiz is beyond any of you... RUN! --- that took home top spot and a case of MKE beer with a perfect score...


Yep, 83 from 83 points and looking smug as usual! They add this quiz to their list of themed event wins, along with our LOST quiz (and probably a couple of others too!) Congrats gang! 

Second place, went to the realm of men (and women) named Tom Bomba-dildos, featuring Elrond-deez nutz! who were just a couple of points back on 81...


And they were so special that they even got two photos taken...


THE PRECIOUS!!

And that brought us to the ever-coveted "best Middle Earth team name award". As usual, hotly contested and queeps did not disappoint the Quizmaster come name-reading time. Some honorable mentions included...

  • 1 cock ring to rule them all
  • Helms deep.... in you mom
  • My dad found all the bilbos
  • Smokin' on that Old Toby with my Nazguls
  • Just the Pipp-in to see if you like it

But ultimately our team name champs were Ask your doctor is Erebor is right for you...


Obviously dick jokes are always winners in our eyes :)

Thanks to all the dwarves, elves, men and more that participated. We're sure LOTR quizzing will return next January!

Our Walking Dead Quiz is coming on February 22nd! More themed events will be announced in due course!

Sunday January 25th, 2015 scores:

  1. 83 This quiz is beyond any of you... RUN!
  2. 81 Tom Bomba-dildos, featuring Elrond-deez nutz!
  3. 76 Lord of the cock rings
  4. 73 Melkor's Squad
  5. 71 1 cock ring to rule them all
  6. 69 Goblin the hobbit hole
  7. 67 Helms deep.... in you mom
  8. 66 My dad found all the bilbos
  9. 64 Ask your doctor is Erebor is right for you
  10. 62 Peter Jackson should be ashamed of himself for the three Hobbit films
  11. 62 Sackville-Baggins suck
  12. 61 Smokin' on that Old Toby with my Nazguls
  13. 61 Winning trivia anduin your mom
  14. 55 Just the Pipp-in to see if you like it
  15. 54 A day may come when the courage of Milwaukee fails... when we forsake our Quizmaster.... and stop playing trivia... but it is not this day
  16. 49 It comes in pints?!
  17. 48 All those who wander are not lost
  18. 45 Pippin aint easy
  19. 46 "Filthy hobbitses" is the most popular search term on middle-earth-porn.com

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