- This was way harder than I thought it would be... that's what she said

- Team Voldemort

- Ur Mom... Boom, Roasted!

- Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes

- Ryan started the fire

- The Turn Tablers

- Lord Voldemort

- Creeds Thoughts

- Kevin's homemade Chili

- This beer is reminiscent of.....Michael's Oaky Afterbirth Wine

- Jan's New Boobs

- To Learn More About Trump's Indictment, Visit www.creedthoughts.gov

- We’re not hot, but Kevin would do us

- Cyn-thi-a, Cyn-thia… Stanley died…for our SIN-thi-as! 

- A man could have slipped in, there would be no way of knowing

- I would shoot Toby twice

- William M Buttlicker

- Lord Beer Me Strength (

- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Pro Am Race for the Cure

- Who is justice beaver 

- Slumdunder mifflinaire 

- Jan’s Cans

- Cheaper than State Fair.

- The Art of the Steal 

- You Can Diddle My Cat With Your Fiddle

- I've Got Nipples, Can You Milk Me Focker?

- Prime Minister of Uranus

- Dracula's Curling Carlie Chaplin Gas Mask 

- Followers of Lord QUIZMASTER John 

- Quiz Me Like One Of Your French Girls

- Polar Bear-ing it all in Spanx

- Looking for a good Spanx-ing

- I Got 91 Indictments but I ain't innocent of one

- Saving Private Ryan's Pus 

- Keep Your Trident away from my Octopus

- Brokeback Mountain 2: Three’s a Crowd - ft. The Fellas at Table #32

- Happy 50th birthday quizmaster Katelin, Time for bed!

- Fuck Around and Find Out 

- A Fluffernutter is as hot, sticky, and gooey as my balls today. 

- Guessin’ and Sweatin’

- The Host’s Hair Looks So Pretty Today 

- Hope I’m Closest to 100 Without Going Over - RIP Bob Barker 

- YAY! I’m divorced as of today! 

- Be positive. Test negative. 

- Undress? We thought they said “lick my butthole” everywhere.

- Quizards of wavely place

- What the hell is the 4th railroad

- Wizards of Waukesha

- the most exciting 2 min in sports is not in my bedroom

- Pinocchio's thong

- She call me the sword in the stone cause I never pull out

- Cousins by chance

- Risky Quizness 

- Questioning Armadillos

- The sports section can shove it!

- Bravo Oscar Oscar Bravo Indigo Echo Sierra

- Lazy Susan? That’s what I call my ex wife!

- No sex is safe sex

- They called me SEGA in high school.

- I used to be a tight end, but now I'm a wide receiver

- Dolly Parton…real or fake 

- In gd we thrust

- GI Joe Biden Barbie

- Mary Poppin This Pussy 

- What comes before sex?? Uh...I do? 

- The more your mom plays with it the harder it gets

- the blue whale is the largest mammal… after yo mama!

- Started at the bottom and we’re still here

- Mary’s poppin tits

- buzzed light beer

- Are we sure he didn’t sing Dick in a box

- The nipples are the eyes of the face

- Omega Hoes Fo Show

- Florence Pubes

- To the team that never grows up...PENIS

- Jordan Love's Future Drug Problem 

- Kiss me in Boob, New York

- Yo momma got butt fungas

- Bravo orange organe bravo space 

- Onions make me sad

- Jeopardy rejected us

The fastest 2 minutes in trivia

- Horny Sex Telescope

- We didn't think Michael Jackson screwed adults, but he sure got us tonight! 

- I hope I get the chance to see her community chest

- Spongebob got a phalloplasty on his pina

- It was Trump, in the Oval Office, with the Phone Second

- Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when i was dead broke man i couldnt picture this

- Pope-a-cabana

- Trick question: we didn’t land on the moon 

- I got a vision that Scarlett witch will pommel my horse

- Take off your pants and jacket

- Got B.O.? Get D.O.!

- In Dollie’s Double D’s we Trust 

- In God we Bust 

- Ginger Jamba made me so Homo Erectus I came-a-lot and could not walk, man

- Haunted house, haunted sex, haunted word 

- Queen Elizabeth chose my safe word

- Manhattan, the longer you play with it the harder it gets

- 69 69 … … … Nice 

- Qatar shower toilet 

- he say she say issei nisei

- Bear-achute

- Tampa Bay Hurricanes

- watching total recall with my family was awkward because I had a homo erectus

- Mary poppins bottles gettin slizzard like a g6 

- The iconic toy, based on fdr’s wheelchair, “the lazy Susan”

- BEer = MC hammershlogan

- One Eyed Wonder Weasels.

- Trivia: slightly less noisy than pickleball.

- 2 Johnsons and a Bush might equal a baby puss.

- Colonel Mustard in the Block of Flats with the Jacket Potato 

- J. Slobert Toppenheimer

- We love tater thots

- Alabama Folding Chair Manufacturers Association

- Bring a Waffle House to Brady Street 

- Trumps 6th Indictment

- Trying to be at lit as Stephen King writing Cujo 

- Blue Mooners

- Titty Twisters

- Houdinis Milkmen

- The Price is Wrong, Bitch! RIP Bob Barker

- The only bone "Sue" is missing is mine

- Frankly Chad, I don't give a damn

- Pam Anderson with Buscemi eyes... I'd hit that

- KidsPics.gov/Vaticancity

- iPod touch my Nano and make it shuffle

- Worcestershire... I barely know her

- She pipe on my organ until my air quality turn maroon

- Henry Cavill can rearrange my organ

- Ryan, you are my Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

- Elmer Fudd's fluffy little boy

- We're sweatier than Michael Jackson in a daycare parking lot

- It's hot but watching Ryan fan himself is hotter

- Alpha, Brave, Charlie, Deez Nuts

- Polk your biscuit in my basket one more time

- 60% of the time we win 90% of the time

- 10 inches when folding in half

- Pimp my Pomsky 

- Suckin on a chili dog

- She Calls it My Nightcrawler

- Building IKEA furniture was easier than this quiz.

- Michael Jackson was not a fat man, but he loved little boy

- 2 minutes is a long time

- Beer Barbies

- Viagra falls 

- Middle aged mom punk rawk

- The tittle twisters tm (yes, we are trademarked in boobs NY) 

- Fake boobs don’t produce mother’s milk

- I'll chuck your berry 

- KGB waits for no one!

- Girth wind and fire 

- Sometimes I skinny and sometimes I poke 

- Titanic II: jacks back, he never let go 

- Ben-hur over

- Can you beer me now? 

- You can play in my station 

- Aer lingus wasn’t as fun as it sounded

- Young enough to be Leonardo decaprios girlfriends

- Stalins failed phalloplasty

- Bairdly legal 

- Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself 

- Karen Rodgers 

- Two guys one beer 

- Wookie mistakes

- Hand breaking handjobs 

- Colonel spicy mustard 

- Scrabble deez nuts

- Minecraft I barely know her 

- 4 skins

- Anish Kapoor’s Lil Bean

- Smells like mom’s birthday

- Spanx me harder 

- Mos before Bros

- Ben Hur, Done That

- I'd give Ryan Reynolds (Hammer)Head

- Can you Hear me Now: The Official Moto of the Titan Submarine

- The Romans said 'C-Deez Nuts?!'

- The only railroad I know is the Underground

- My wife said I should get a Phalloplasty

- Take this Bubble Car and Shove It

- Roadtripping from Boob to Mother's Milk

- Why are British People so Obsessed with Big Black Cock

- I Jacket my Potato to the Sound of Music

- They came, they saw, they dodgered 

- The bitch ran away with my spoon 

- She jerky my cucumber til I deagol

- Nice titles!

- I usually don't quiz this hard 

- Kiss me I'm 1% Irish

- BJ is my favorite periodic element

- Why are you so sweaty? I was playing trivia

- Boats and Hoes

Panther Pub

- Return of the queens 

- Hi. My name is grant I enjoy long walks on the beach. I’m also single and my number is 753-576-1233

- I might not be your plan A, but I can be your plan B

- wookie mistake

- Banana Hot Dog

- My racket is tighter then yours

- Would you marry Tinkerbell if she was 30 and worldly?

- Wet Woodies

- Baroque Ass Hoes

- Dick Cheney and the Order of the Brokeback Mountain

- I don’t know about you but Ted’s feeling 32

- Felt Your Mom’s Organs Last Night

- spreading rumors that the rest of our team is at the republican debate

- Did you say, “Abe Lincoln?” 

- Corn Stars

- Woodrow “Naked n’ Oily” Wilson

- We didn't know apples had nuts??

- Hugh mungo grant

- My Johnson's a super middle weight

- Quiz Khalifa

- your mother and I are separating

- Back door disaster

- What cider you on

- Incider traitors

- Sometimes you feel like a nut

- We ja rule

- Sorry, you can’t pummel my horse tonight, I’m wearing SPANX and they are snuggy.

- Call of Booty 

- We're wearing Withering Tights and Frank, We Don't Give a Shit

- 35' Waist? Who Cares - Send Feet Pics! 

- Jake's Mom Has Got It Goin On

- Thanks For The Extra Clue, Quizmaster Jeeves 

- Moe Took His Drunken Clam Into Paddys Pub and said Bada Bing 

- Your Mom Had Her Hands All Over My Pipe Organ Last Night

- Greener? I Hardly Know Her!

- It's Hotter Than A Maui Neighborhood In Here 

- Fluffer Nutter? I Hardly Know Her!

- Backstreet Puts The Biscuit In Your Mom's Basket (ALLRIGHT!)

- The pre-pre-taste of the Midwest 

- Pass the Tardy sauce

- Stone Cold Cream Austin

- Frozen 3 staring Mitch McConnell

- Kids 4 Sale, Wife is Free

Third Space Brewing

- I Personally have had a more exciting two minutes

- Are we sure MC doesn’t stand for Microphone Controller?

- D.R.A.N.K. M.E. - Democratic Republic and North Korea Middle East

- 8008135, NY

- Hand Rail, Hand Wash, Hand Brake, Hand Job

- She Cheney on my dick till I splash mountain

- Kim K’s 35 foot Brazilian Butt Lift

- Komodo Dragon Deez Nuts Across Your Face 

- 3 Week Old Bread? There’s Moldova it!

- Big Girls Don’t Spit

- Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem

- what is the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. 

- ope!-enheimer

- Ben Carson Came in like a wrecking ball in my aztec 

- Pickle Witches

- Woodrow Woodrow Wilson 

- Lyndon big ol johnson 

- Rollie pollie yolo

- The Real Housewives of Hobart

- Do you ‘Wantable’ My Lover

- She swallows my quiz

- We tried to bribe the trivia host with chicken fingers

- Chopped Liver

- Fat Man and Little Boy was my nickname in high school.

- The Art of Making License Plates

- Libraries get Shh done

- The square root of 69 ate something

- No wager, no rager

- 88 mile per hour model T

- Pizza? hot! Drinks? Cold! Socks? Wet!

- The Periodic Table Dancers

- Boehemian Rhapsody or Milwaukee Rap City?

- Besties with the Chesties 

- Gone with the WIN!!

- Not as bad as the US women Nationals team 

- Jimmy's Giant, Fantastic Stupidly Phat Peach 

- The go piss girls

- Lizzo Body Posititivty Support Group 

-  Drinking team with a trivia problem 

- Quiz In My Pants