The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The table below shows the  league standings after 5 weeks of play (all scores as of and including August 12th, 2018)...

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.

Disney Trivia
- Andy's mom had toys, too!
- Mary Poppin dat Booty
- We'll steamboat your Willie for more points
- A true hero isn't measured by the size of your heart but by the length of his... oh, what there's too many kids here
- Just a bunch of Dumbos
- Walt Quiz Me
- Gaston: Winner of the No Belle Prize
- Disney's head on ice
- Kiss my Pixarse
- Hakuna MaVodka - it means no memories
- Simba's Pridefest
- To in-Trivia and beyond, featuring Phil Collins
- Monsters THinc
- Supercalaswagalisticsexyhelladopeness
- Pinocchio Nose best
- The 9 Mousekebeers
- Cinderella....ella....ella.....ay....ay.....ay....”
- #TimesUpForGaston
- Hakuna Masquata - It Means Nice Booty!
- Minnie's Skirts & Olaf's Balls
- Quizimodos

42 Ale House 
- Wait...this isn't speed dating?!
- Trump is Putin our country in danger
- Did Russians rig this too?

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Quizically Challenged

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- What did Arnold say to his agent about playing a German composer? I’ll be Bach!
- What’s it called when an illegal immigrant fights a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator
- We're Blowing Our "Trump"ets

Caffrey's Pub
- Your mom is a Capital C
- Pegasus's cameltoe has got me crazy in love
- Josh Hader's PR Team

Camino
- Some Light Treason
- The Grand Canyon: America's Most Famous Gaping Hole
- Waffle Tits

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Dunder Mifflin B Team
- My Girlfriend Loves To Fart In Elevators
- I Wear Human Wool - Five Inches...Collectively
- Self Contained Underwater Bad Asses
Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Something Patriotic
- Dont Search My Browser History #pianist
- Mexico Lost, Fuck
- Brown Liquid Courage
- We're here for the cockporn, I mean popcorn, sorry I'm dyslexic
- Josh Haders Social Media
- Camel Toe Joe

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Your Mom Thinks I'm Handsome
- How Does a Panda Eat His Bamboo? With His Bear Hands
- Monopoly, the Game that Ruins Families Since 1935
- YEAH BROTHER" (Hulk Hogan voice)

Club 400
- I’m totally baked right now
- Oh shit we lost

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- Mary Poppin Da Booty
- Djibouti In Yo Face
- Dried grapes build muscle, make strong bones, and aid in digestion.  We’re just ‘raisin’ awareness

Dugout 54
- The pen 15 club
- Marge in charge


Englightened Brewing / Twisted Path Distillery
- I wish this mic was a cock
- Taint the Best, Taint the Worst
- Four Score and 20 Beers Ago

Izzy Hops
- Platypus Fighters! Have you every flight a platypus? They have a hidden venom gland
- Putin on the Ritz
- Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is DUBLIN!
- Pee-Pee Alert!

Jack's American Pub
- Science is a liar sometimes
- To waste time in the cave, all the Thai soccer players did was Bangkok
- Left Early to Poop

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Sofa King Awesome All Stars
- England Chokes on the Croats
- On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How much do you love kids?
- Better Ingredients, Harder R's, Papa Johns

Loaded Slate
- The brain, more important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important
- Quiz on my face
- The loaded taint
- Two sluts and a bird

The Love Shack
- Poop Shoot Surfers
- The Love Shack Attack from the Back
- Popsicle People
- You sound like you're from London
- Sean Connery's Chapstick Collection
- I Thought This Was Speed Dating

Lucky Chance
- Teacher's Petter #After School Special
- The Guy Who Painted the Sistine Chapel Was A Party Dude
- Robert Openheimer: Making Rice Krispies Before Kelloggs
- Stephen Hawking School of Dance

McGillycuddy's
- Slowest Thai Takeout Ever
- Ghost of ex-business partners

Milwaukee Ale House
- Everything is a sandwich if you try hard enough
- I Cam(e)alot
Milwaukee Brat House
- HOORAY ALCOHOLISM
- In Queso Emergency, I Pray to Cheezus
- 40 Schlitz for the 40 Year Old
- Dexy's Midnight Stunners
- This s**t is Bananas

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Try a hurricane sandy- it’s a watered down Manhattan
- Judge Judy for Supreme Court
Moonlighting
- It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant
- Scissor me timbers
- Mary, Mary quite contrary, back from England, we're so Merry!
- What do tofu and a dildo have in common? Both are meat substitutes.
- Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea!

Muldoons
- Good News, Everyone

O'Lydias
- I didn’t go to the gym today, so that makes 7 years in a row

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Rick Santorum and the Lost Boys

Rally Time, West Bend
- Three girls, One world cup
- MY DRINKING team has a Trivia Problem

Red Lion Pub
- My ex is also a capitol that starts with "C"
- Jamaican me happy
- The square root of 69 is 8 something


Second Salem Brewing Co.
- More beers than right answers
- My mom says I'm smart


Sobelman's, Richfield
- Back Door Ballers

Three Lions Pub
- Let’s not forget what Santorum really is
- I drink and I don’t know things
- My couch pulls out but I don't

The Tosa Tavern
- Noah Released Pterodactyls
- Do It Scott Pruitt!
- Would you like me to double bag your meat?
- Probably Last Place
- How do you milk an almond?
- Much like Trump, we meant to answer these the opposite of what we did
- 2 chicks with a side of spuds

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Whole Fools
- Freaks and Geeks
- James' Giant Peaches

Whole Foods, West Loop
- NATO - Nations Against Trump's Obnoxiousness
- Why Would it Be Last Place, Why Wouldn't It Be Last Place
- You ain't from Russia, so b**** why you rushin?

You're a Quizard, Harry!

By popular demand, Harry Potter trivia night is back! The quiz will cover mostly book knowledge but bring a HP movie buff if you can too!

Current locations include...
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Sunday August 26th...

Wisconsin...
- 5:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park: Wauwatosa
- 6:00pm: Zaffiro's (at Marcus Ridge Cinema): New Berlin
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House: St Francis
- 7:00pm: Howie's: La Crosse
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend
- 7:00pm: Red Lion Pub: Milwaukee
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison
- 7:00pm: Three Lions Pub: Milwaukee

Illinois...
- 7:00pm: The Kerry Piper, Willowbrook
- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston
- 7:30pm: Nevin's Brewing Co., Plainfield
- 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton
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Monday August 27th...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Wednesday August 29th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Oh. My. Gaaawd! After a year, Friends trivia night returns to select locations! We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, so study up on the random boyfriends and girlfriends, funny quotes and general Friends uselessness too!

Current locations include...
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Wednesday August 15th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Sunday August 19th...

Wisconsin...
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Milwaukee
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Shorewood
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Wauwatosa
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison

Illinois...
- 7:00pm: The Kerry Piper, Willowbrook
- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston
- 7:30pm: Nevin's Brewing Co., Plainfield
- 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton
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Monday August 20th...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Friends team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

90s Trivia Night
- Buffy the Vampire Layer
- Lewinsky’s Handbags
- Drink Apple Juice because OJ will kill you
- Titanic Life Savers
- E=MC Hammer
- Dumb and Dumbers
- We ‘Stync
- Lt. Dans Legs
-  Been Drunk Since 1992
- The Frosted Tips
- We did not have quizical relations with that woman
- Tickle my Bobbit
- We may have lost but we kept our tomagochi alive
- In West Quizadelphia Born and Raised
- Slob it, don't Bobbit
- Triv free die hard
- Smells like Team Spirit
- Piiiivvoootttt
- My tomagachi has a pog addiction
- You got mail
- Could we BE anymore 90s?

42 Ale House 
- Hold me closer, Tony Danza
- I nicknamed my dick the burj khalifa
- Who needs Summerfest when you have trivia
- We are nihilists, it’s exhausting

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Stormi with a chance of golden showers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- ATM - A hole in the wall to pay for holes in the wall
- What do Donald Trump and a condom  have in common? They both are good at separating children from their mothers...
- Florida: America's Droopy Dick
- When Summerfest Sucks, They Will Blame Trump!

Camino
- Is That Wagyu In Your Pants?
- Lizards Aren't the Only Ones Who Know How to Use Their Tongues
- Donald J Dump
- We Only Eat Cage Free Babies
- Charles Dickenabox

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Artsy Fartsy Hipster Batman
- I Use a Spoonful of Vaseline Each Day Too, But I Don't Eat It
- Reach Out and Touch Someone Is Also Bill Clinton's Slogan
- *Insert Thong Song Here*

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Lady Gaga's Meat Dress: #neverforget
- My favorite kind of BJ is Bowser Jr.
- Someone farted on Lebron, get it....pink eye
- IHOB: International House of Buttz
- Alex Trebek is a Smug Twat
- Justified to Nookie all over your face
- The Men On Our Team Are Well Hmong
- Mo-mo-mo-mormonism is my Fant-ta-ta-sy
- Monica Lewinski's Cuban Cigars
- No Pain, No Gein

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Violets are Red, Roses are Smelly, I Spent Last Night with Petroleum Jelly
- John Trivialta and Otrivia Newton John
- I'll Show You the Biggest Organ in the Body
- 7 Days without a Pun Makes One Week
- Why don't chickens wear pants? Their peckers are on their heads
- Alice Cooper's Stupid Band Name

Club 400
- Asians drive so bad, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident
- We drink and we know things

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- Jeffrey Dahmer’s House of Ribs
- Blood, Bath, and Beyond: Rated M for mature

Dugout 54
- Bleeding pus buckets

Enlightened Brewery / Twisted Path
- Trump Gives Himself a Pard-On
- When I Pick Up a Bone It Means Something Completely Different
- Thomas Crapper: That Man Knew His Shit
- We Googled All the Answers
- Jeffrey Dahmer's Freezer of Pieroguys
- Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
- Poop

Izzy Hops
- Oedipus and the Motherfuckers


Jack's American Pub
- Bill Cosby's Illegitimate Children
- Honey, I flunked the Quiz
- Quiz in my pants
- "Taste my rainbow" - Donald Trump
- Never run with a bagpipe. you might hit someone in the eye. Worse yet, you might get kilt
- Doubtfire, in a meat dress, with the tommy gun

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- It's getting Hoyt in here
- Miralax: Runs Deep
- In dog beers we've only had one
- Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks
- British accents make me HOT!
- Team mediocrity
- Coup de Tosa
- Trump's Pard-On
- I'm only here for the alibi
- Flat Earth Cartographers
- If it wasn't for America, this quiz would be in German
- Brewers Win, Cubs Lose, We Drink Beer
- Verne Troyer is a Giant of an Actor
- We don't flush at Trump Tower
- Happy 3rd Birthday Theo!
- We don't know Bruce Willis films
- Two girls, 1 cup of beer
- Average scores brought to you by WaterStone Bank
- England's greatest gift to the world - Murica!
- How many times did the UK go to the moon? Asking for a friend...
- Down with our colonial oppressors. God bless America!

Loaded Slate
- Bicurious George and the disappearing banana
- Chicks with dicks
- A team has no name

The Love Shack 
- Vincent Van Go Hards
- 2nd Cherry Cola Pop Divas

McGillycuddy's
- Ed Gein’s Custom Upholstery and lampshades
- Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking
- My Dentist has all the drugs
- Parks & Wreck
- C U Next Tuesday

Midnight Pig Tap Room
- The Squirrel and the Stag

Milwaukee Ale House
- Get in the bunghole

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- My husband grew up 3 blocks away from Dahmer and lived to tell the tale!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Introducing Kate spades new designer body bag
- Milwaukee brat house center for kids who can’t drink Schiltz good
- Everybody Kim Jung Un Tonight! KJ
- Make immigrants great again
- Trumps space force: on high alert for illegal aliens

New Berlin Ale House 
- The Not So Incredibles
- I’d rather be on jeopardy!

Newsroom Pub
- Six tits and a dick
- You're a Quizzard Harry
- Mr. Miagi and the E Street Band

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Les Quizzerables
- STALLIS LIVES MATTER
- ICE, ICE, Baby Jails 

Rally Time, West Bend
- We're Not ashamed of what we did for a Klondike bar.
- My Drinking Team has a Trivia Problem
- Crystal Methodists

Red Lion Pub
- The Derek Zoolander Team for Kids who can drink beer good, but wants to do trivia good too
- My doctor said to drink apple juice cause oj will kill you
- Quit thinking start drinking
- Flies spread disease so keep yours closed
- 5 inches Collectively

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Don’t Swear in Church

Sobelman's, Richfield
- Bed, Bath and Beyoncé
- Your a Quizard, Harry
- UW Zeros
- It's my birthday and I'll quiz if I want to
- The Australian kiss - like a French kiss but down under

The Tosa Tavern
- What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun
- Nobody puts baby in a corner, but Trump puts them in cages

Three Lions Pub
- The Ambien made us do it
- My parents said Jake Gyllanhael was boxing in Brokeback Mountain
- Trump’s staying at the Pfister, but I thought he lived Pee Pee
- Swanky Unicorns

Whole Foods, Streeterville 
- My grandma can’t wrestle but you should see her box
- The young and the Guessless

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Trump/Rodman 2020
- My Kid Is Having a Great Time At Trump Camp
- I Demand a Re-Count

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Drunk Suburbanites

This one promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz hits select pubs and bars this July...

Current locations and dates include...

Sunday July 29th... (all at 7pm)
- 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- Colectivo Lakefront Cafe (on the patio), Milwaukee, WI
- Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI

Monday July 30th...
- The Haunt, Ithaca, NY: 7:00pm

Tuesday July 31st... 
- Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI: 7:00pm

Wednesday August 1st...
- Last Call, Minneapolis, MN: 6:30pm
- Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN: 8:00pm

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes. 

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

If your team is a regular participant of Quizmaster Trivia games in the Milwaukee area (our home base) then it's a no-brainer to sign up for our MKE League!

It's pretty simple: register your details below for FREE. Every time you play at a Milwaukee-area venue include your league number (emailed to you after you register) on your answer sheet alongside your team name.

We track your score over 10 week periods and accumulate them in a league table to see how you stack up against Milwaukee's elite trivia teams! Plus once you register your league number is yours for LIFE! So no need to come back and re-register for each league. Just keep playing and using that same good ol' league number and we'll take care of the rest.

At the end of each league season, we have a post-season tournament featuring hundreds in cash, bar tabs and swag prizes.

Details for our latest MKE League are below:

- Begins: July 9th, 2018
- Final week: September 10th, 2018
- Duration: 10 weeks
- Post season tournament: TBA
- Play as many times as you like, at as many different participating venues as you like.
- Register your team below for FREE.
- Your team's "league number" from previous leagues (if applicable) now carries over to this league. No need to re-register if you played previously.


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