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Best Team Names of September 2024

Wednesday, October 02, 2024

2000s Music Trivia
- If she doesn’t know what a Zune is, she’s too young for you bro
- Leave Britney Alone!
- 99 Problems but this quiz ain’t one 
- now that’s what I call music; volume: we’re in our 40’s 
- Stacy’s Mom is on a Watch List 
-We did worse than the twin towers 
-You don’t have to cuss in your team name but we do, so fuck you 
- Bow wows little witches
- Hit Me Shady, One More Time
- Tom From MySpace.
- All Panic, No Disco 
- Diddy’s New Beeper 
- We’re the kids the FCC was worried about
- Channing Tatum can ride my love bus

1840 Brewing - West Bend
- Waiting On A Card From King Charles 
- Porcupines are Pricks, I'm a Dick & Your Mom Got Both Last Night
- I Peruked My Pants
- Pamela Anderson...Real or Fake?

The Baaree
- MR POTATOHEAD LOST HIS ASS IN CANDYLAND
- They're eating the pets of the people who live there
- Who Gets the Top Bunk?  R. Kelly or Puff Daddy
- Moira Rose in "The Crows Have Thongs"

Baldwin Street Grille
- midnight monsters

BJ's Bar & Grill
- Kamala Toe, Oh No! 
- Hezbollah Pagers, we'll blow your balls off 
- So glad we didn't cheat to win tonight *sarcasm* 
- I beat Loran 
- Mazel Tov Pagers Inc

Brass Monkey
- If you Woody my Harrelson, I’ll Creme your Brûlée
- Last night’s debate was tl;dr - Trans Lesbian Dragqueen Republican
- Bears Fans Caused 9/11
- Question: How many holes will Katelin take it in? She’ll tell you the answer. 
- 85% of Ryan’s Don’t Know About IRAQ 
- Biden Sniffs and Gropes ‘em, Puffy Licks ‘em 
- Kim K’s ass finally went to her head
- For fuck’s sake, who gives a shit about soccer? 
- I know how to pronounce Dojo for fuck’s sake. 
- It was Diddy, in the Bieber, with the baby oil.

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- We Da Best Bee Keepers

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Tongue Pho-King (we try harder)
- Bear Grylls Can Climb My Everest
- I also cum in a water or chemical foam variety

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Brides with kids are just maids
- Snoop Dogg + Superman Road Trip to Pawnee
- A blowjob would also make a mess in the kitchen
- Your Killing Me Smalls

Caffrey's Pub
- Closeted Porn Addicts
- back shot, back off…. Back pea?
- Tech support with 2 diversity hires
- We paid the price of a whopper to join the mile high club

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Shart
- Got Raw Dogged Like Uranus
- Foxy Cleopatra can steamboat my Willy
- My Record Is Also 12 Seconds, Does That Make Me An Olympic Athlete?
- Your Mom Has 72 Holes

Camp Bar - Tosa
- I Schlitz’d my pants

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Let’s Bangkok in buckingham palace
- Hoover?! We hardly know her!
- Woke up hungrier, Jerry lying next to me
- I told her it was a game of inches so she’d let me flanker in the scrum
- white people love bud light and outkast
- I survived hulk hogans sex tape

Copper on King
- Who Farted?
- Whiskeypedia

Crafty Cow - Milwaukee
- what large living mammal has the longest gestational period of 22 months YOUR MOM
- Watching paul blart mall cop is easier than tonights quiz, also i hope dick island is real

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- All Time Low IQs

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Always the bridesmaid, never the trivia winner
- don't debate the answers or you'll get the mute button
- Law & Order SVT (Special Victims of Trivia)
- Condom trees on Epstein island

Deer Camp
- Moister than an Oyster
- most trivia losses of all time
- Mick Jaggers Hairy Tromboner
- cheese recall (we’re from Michigan)
- Munchkins in Thongs

Eagle Park Brewing - MKE
- Rip James earl jones
- Whistle on My Stream boat Willy 
- Her Sandy Chameleon Tongue Is Thirsty For My Nut Milk 
- Sistine Chappell Roan
- Wrangling money from the state of Mississippi
- Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- finally only 1 President question
- she steamboat on my Willie till I snap pea’d
- shards of glass in my ass
- 37 cent whopper… not in this economy!!

Gabe's Wisconsin Tavern
- Old Balls

Gathering Place Brewing
- Ellen Degenerates
- The Flying Tomato Juice
- Our Brains Are Devoid of Anything that Matters

Good City Brewing - Tosa
- Goose it or fuck it

Hawthorne Coffee
- They're eating the cats and the dogs in china:

Horse & Plow
- MELS - Women with Melanin
- Kohler?!? I Barely Know Her
- The Secret Lives of Trivia Wives
- Apple Bottom Geniuses

The Hub
- The Vodka Villain
- Packeroni and Cheese

Jack's American Pub
- C U Next Tuesday 
- my ex gave me yellow balls.
- Lego my booty

Lake Louie Brewing
- We Try Harder at Creating a Marketing Slogan.

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- I creme brulee when she twister my bayonette
- FOxxy cougars who play twister
- This is stressful. We're going to Walgreens
- Did the food truck leave early to restock with neighborhood pets
- Petco Buffet
- 1 inch to 20 inches... sounds like a grower, not a show-er
- We have "concepts" of a team name
- P-Diddy has enough charges for his own lightning round
- Anyone that calls soccer "football" is a tall tool
- Don't page me, I'll page you
- I want to sniff Kim K's mustard gas
- I Chow chow when she nibling on my Charles Dickens
- Nibbling my Dickens

Lion's Tail Brewing
- It’s a man eat dog world
- Wednesday night freak off
- I'll slingshot this Dickens into Ryan Gosling

McGillycuddy's
- The elephant stuck it's cheese wheel in my hole in the wall
- Auf Weenerseen or However the fuck you spell it 
- Titanic swim team
- The sniffers

MKE Brat House - Downtown 
- Quizteam aguilera
- Eleanor rig the election

MKE Brat House - Shorewood
- George Harry wiener bush
- Saved by Marie curie’s nepals
- I left breadcrumbs in your moms bed last night
- Latex has another use 9. Let's get quizzical or also the quiznos squirts

MobCraft Beer
- Awkward 1st Date!
- Bear Grylls popped my pomegranate with his Toblreone
- DJ Khaled marking our wrong answers “Anotha one… anotha one.”

Molly McGuire's
- Susan, bring the kids back! I didnt mean to hit them.

North Pillar Brewing
- Hoover Dam that was hard
- Beer Me Strength
- Wedding Burns

O'Lydias
- Chinook her, I hardly know her
- my longest external organ is... you know
- O'trivia Newton John
- We took the L

Ope Brewing
- who the pho knows what H.W. Stands for?
- your mom is the largest land mammal
- Breakin my big balls like when bane broke Batman’s back
- Let’s slip out of those Jim-jams and bang-ladesh

Pete's Pub
- Paint me like a French LEGO
- The Legend of Sleepy Handjobs
- keep your niblings away from Diddy

Pilot Project
- Twinkle Toes Revenge
- Sari 4 our spelling
- I can finish in one touch

Pomona Cider Co
- 4 girls, 1 trivia
- My mother’s nickname in college was community chest
- throwing things at my bush

Public Brewing
- Sewage patch kids

Raised Grain
- My Fantasy is to play twister with Mr. Potato head in candyland.
- Clearly our Brains aren’t our heaviest organ.
- Reach out and touch my Holy-wood

Rally Time
- I Played Twister With Your Mom Last Night
- You VS the Gecko She Told You Not To Worry About
- Fuck The Music Round
- Hittin It From The Baklava

Sahale Ale Works
- Slathered my horse in Vaseline to ride through candy land scurrying to the "train station"
- white Rusians killed my liver
- No brains, all Karen
- We laughed, We cried, We Sh*t the bed
- A thousand bottles of lube and baby oil

State Line Distillery
- Play More Creed
- Urethra Franklin
- Secret Lives of Trivia Wives.
- If you can dodge a shoe you can dodge a ball.

Station 1 Brewing
- Eat More Cats
- Sorry Girls…We ARE Gay

Third Space Brewing
- Armageddon the Answers
- You know what else starts & ends with "B".....Boob
- Book me a Flight to Weiner Island

UpDown 
- Ronda Aroused Me
- Disney’s Epcock
- Missing Hair? Try Mustard Gas!
- Nice Try Diddy Kong

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Moo Deng and the Hippopotamus

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Don’t google Scroggin
- Petition for a Whole Foods Daycare

Zocalo
- I’m trying to find a single pregnant lady in her thirties-Joe Snocker
- Cats for dinner, dogs for dessert
- Baby’s first trivia

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