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Best Team Names of July 2019!

Thursday, August 01, 2019

Disney Trivia
- Adult Toy Story: I've Got a Friend in Me
- Darling it's better down where it's wetter
- Buzz’s morning woody
- Beauty in the streets beast in the sheets
- The Three Muses and a Moose
- Leaning tower of CHEESA!
- The Three Mouseketeers
- You looked better from Jafar
- "I have a dream" to "go the distance" and will not "let it go"
- Turn Down for Walt
- Dis Ney is my Left and Dis Ney is my right
- Whistle While you Twerk
- The Goof Troop
- Quizney Princesses
- Uncle Scar's Tiki Bar
- Jenear, Jafar, Wherever Ja-Are
- Guardians of the Dinglehopper
- My Seashells Bring all the Boys to the Yard
- Mulania and the Trump
- Tweedledee and Tweedledum
- The Walt Quiznies
- The Dumbos
- Are you Jafar? No I'm Close, Glenn Close in 101 Dalmations live action 1996
- The Beer Necessities
- My Parents Didn't Let me Watch Anything but Disney Movies Until I was 25 #fact
- Free Lamp Rubs
- We Survived The Matterhorn
- Lamps Aren't The Only Thing Aladdin Rubs
- Bro White and his 7 Whores
- Whistle while you Twerk
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- The Taco Belles
- Turn Down for WALT!
- Some day my Pints will come

42 Ale House
- Brittany should have used protection on that snake

Black Husky Brewing
- We put the sex in dyslexic
- Can we Mmmbop our score up?
- First class flight from ASS to POO

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Billy Ocean is the Hottest Ocean
- The only score lower than ours is Joe Biden's IQ.
- New Zealand: Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
- We think, We drink; Sometimes we win and Sometimes we stink
- We did not collude with Russians on this quiz
- Due to the lack of champions, Wheaties has changed its slogan to the Breakfast of Serial Deviants.
- All I Want Is An Adult Onesie and Popcorn!

Caffrey's Pub
- American Education: We know nothing!
- What the fuck did Nickelback do wrong?
- I went blonde because I want to attract fuck boys
- Megan Rapinoe, please punch us in the face
- What Would Chris Christie Do?
- I have angina
- Will you be my Guantanamo Bae?
- We’re here! There’s beer! Get used to it!
- Cracked under pressure
- Area 51: the final frontier
- Nintendo sixty whores
- Don’t forget about the Alzheimer’s run this week!
- P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Camp Bar Shorewood
- Guantanamo Bae
- The Late ADDitions
- Our odds are pretty even
- I Hate Pants
- Our parents thought we would do better at this
- Key West, Kanye’s Mother

Camp Bar Third Ward
- The Good, The Trump, and The Trump
- Uecker Can Sniff My Sausage Any Day
- Big Thunder Down Under - Donald Trumps Alternate Slogan
- Does Mannekin Pis' Urine Smell like Brussel Sprouts?
- I can circle Uranus in 25 minutes flat
- Teeth is to Tooth as Spleen is to Sploon

Camp Bar Tosa
- My Shuttlecock is Hard for Your Thunderballs
- Win from Within: A Vibrator's Slogan
- Lick Our Dick? Yes We Can!
- Epstein School for Gifted Youth
- This Quizmaster Makes More than the Goalie to the Women's US Soccer Team
- This Homo is Erectus
- Where is the Penis's 2nd Attachment?
- Google 'Scallop Eyes' and Be Haunted Forever
- Since Squirrels Reproduce So Quickly, Are they Sex Kittens?

Club 400
- the Abusement Park

Colectivo, Lakefront
- Put the tungsten my booty
- Veggie Tales taught me nothing
- Shaken, not stirred. Unless it’s a baby. Never shake a baby
- Are your Levi’s made out of mirrors? I can see myself in them

Colectivo, Monroe St
- Thursdays Aren't Good for Us
- Help me I'm Poor!
Finally Understanding Nothing
- Catalan Independence Movement
- Thursdays Aren't Good For Us
- The Scrappy Don'ts

Izzy Hops
- U.S.Ayy Pay Women Equally
- Steve Buscemi's Angel Eyes
- Team 69
- The Olympic Firing Squad gold medalists
- I'll F D your R
- Operation Quizzy Hops: Mission Failed

Jack's American Pub
- Does a rim job count as a ring around Uranus
- Now taking donations for Mitch's Mammoplasty
- My boyfriend's uncle's girlfriend's niece's dog was on cops one time
- As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit
- We’ll give you a Boston Cream Pie in half a Nano Second.
- Mitch, we can't be friends anymore because you like Creed and Nickelback
- Operation PAperclip, also code name for my penis
- The mariners of Trivia

The Landing at Hoyt Park (brought to you by WaterStone Bank)
- The Real Beach Cows
- My "P" only has one end point too
- Shag Pad Shut-Ins
- It's Britney Bitch
- Britney Spears got a rash from holding my snake
- Quite Quaint Couples Competing in Questionable Quizzes
- Rosé All Day
- The Hoyt Mess
- AINT NO LAWS WHEN YOU DRINKIN' CLAWS
- We peaked in High School
- I think one of my dads is gay
- Drinkers and Thinkers
- Area 51 Welcome Center
- The Waterstone Skanks
- Rock of Love Season 2 Contestants
- The Jagwires
- Andy's Former Friends Minus Andy
- Uranus Lacks Mass
- What do you call a German bra? Un-Stops-Em-from-Floppin'!
- You better BEERlieve it we're gonna lose
- CTC - Cat Turd Collectors
- Mike Pence can't watch women's Wimbledon without his mother
- Superheroes are our Kryptonite
- Got excited and quizzed ourselves
- Saved by the beer
- If the glove don't fit, you must acquit
- Google was wrong
- Tequila, because it's Mexico somewhere
- Suck it, Trebek
- You mom was "knot"very "dormant" last "knight", know what I'm sayin'
- The true turning point in the civil war was the battle of Schrute farms

The Loaded Slate
- Nice silky men and women
- Let’s get loaded

McFleshman's
- Mgnsraaa is an anagram of anagram
- Dahmer's House of Ribs
- "Untapped" Intellect

McGillycuddy's
- Darles Chickens
- Pen-15-Club
- If you like it Galileo, put a ring on it
- That’s What Cheese Head
- Queef Latina
- Tungsten My Balls
- Little Lebowski, Urban Achievers
- Regulars @ Silk
- Solo Han

Milwaukee Ale House
- I just got two end points baby, the 3rd is off limits
- Princess diana? more like princess dead-ana
- Mama aint raise no luge-r
- French porn
- Nava-hoes
- Napoleon loosened up my buttons
- Don’t worry, poo on my rocketman
- Can’t wait to fly into POO
- The steel shaft
- NASA = never anal.............sometimes anal
- Our lawyers made us change our name so we won't get sued
- The unvaccinated children
- The league of aggressively ordinary engineers
- For his final crusade, I want indiana jones to cum in my temple of doom

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Quiz Master for President 2020
- Salt Lick + Deer Ticks
- The Wu is for the Children
- Weed: It's Magically Delicious

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- How long Am I in the bedroom? Is it: a) 30 seconds or b) 2 inches
- How did Galileo miss the rings around yo mama?
- Headhunters found Marie Antoinette
- The only sand sport I play is sex on the beach
- Nick and Doug knew Nunavut
- The US Virgin Islands is the only place you cant get a Boston Cream Pie
- Before the hangover comes art
- Good thing the American made category was not a citizenship test

New Berlin Ale House
- We cream our own fruit
- Our trivia team wants equal pay
- I want a fot of shireball
- WE want Nunavut
- You can't fake steak but you can fake an orgasm
- R Kelly Quizzed on my face
- I thought this was speed-dating
- Other peoples spouses
- Can't think of a name

Newsroom Pub
- we drink and think we know things

O'Lydias
- Britney Got Boa
- My Grandma Doesn't Wrestle But You Should See Her Box
- Usain in the Bolt Brain
- U.F. Olydias
- Quefer Sutherland
- The Only Booty I Get Is When I Open A Brand New Loaf Of Bread

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- The Koala Didn't Get the Job Because He Didn't Have the Koalafications

Rally Time, West Bend
- Anti Vaxxers Hate The Band 'The Cure.
- Jack the Ripper is What I Call My Penis
- My Volcano is not Dormant

Three Lions Pub
- I’d poke a giant squid in the eye.
- I believe you have my stapler
- There is a trivia name generator online
- Boris Johnson’s Johnson’s Boris
- Do Kangaroos Live in Trees?
- The Red Coats are Cumming

The Tosa Tavern
- Trinidad & Barbados
- The Winklevoss Twins
- It's pronounced "Cornell" it's the highest rank in the Ivy League

Wauwatiki
- Can I Cook A Proper Cup Of Coffee In A Copper Coffee Pot
- Lynard's Innards
- Don't judge my umbrella bro!
- It's past my bedtime
- Whiskey Echo Delta Uniform Mike Bravo (WE DUMB)
- Glory holes
- Death is the theme of my trivia score

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- This is better than our high school reunion

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- PB and J All Day
- March for our Alien Lives #alienlivesmatter
- Lollapoolosers

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Chandler's Hoes
- I'm Not a Quizard!

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Trump - Rapinoe 2020
- If you aint crockin’ you aint rockin
- Superbad...at trivia

The boy who quizzed... Harry Potter trivia returns this August.

Monday, July 29, 2019

You're a Quizard, Harry!

By popular demand, Harry Potter trivia night is back! The quiz will cover mostly book knowledge but bring a HP movie buff if you can too!

Current locations include...
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Sunday August 25th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 6:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI
- 6:00pm: Red Lion Pub: Milwaukee, WI
- 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub: Shorewood, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Black Husky Brewing, Milwukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison, WI
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Tuesday August 27th...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
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Wednesday August 28th...
- 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday August 29th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?

It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?

That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 

No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 

Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?

It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

The One Where We Win... Friends Trivia is August!

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Oh. My. Gaaawd!

Assemble your FRIENDS (except may be that one person who doesn't share food) and practice your best Unagi for this quiz as it promises to test the most die-hard of Friends fans.

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics from across 10 seasons of Friends.

Current locations include...
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Sunday August 11th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Shorewood, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Wauwatosa, WI
- 7:00pm: Campsite 131, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
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Tuesday August 13th..
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
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Wednesday August 14th...
- 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain BrewingWaukesha, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN 
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Thursday August 15th...
- 8:00pm: Surly Brewing Co, Minneapolis, MN
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Friends team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?

It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?

That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 

No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?

It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of June 2019!

Thursday, July 11, 2019

90s Trivia
- Smells Like "Middle-Aged" Spirit
- Monica said it didn't fit, so you must acquit
- Can't beat the L.A.P.D.
- The team formerly known as Prince
- Is this quiz Y2K compliant
- OJ Isotoners
- Too legit for the glove to fit
- Monica's blue dress
- Getting Trivvy With It
- Don't go chasing Lisa Frank
- Could there be any more shoes in Monica's closet
- I did not have sexual relations with that Quizmaster!
- Smells Like Team Spirit
- Drink apple juice, cause OJ will kill you
- Lisa Frank and the Slap Bracelets
- Beauty and the (Jar Jar) Binks
- 98 Degrees Minus 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon Equals N Sync
- Admitting Alanis Was Your First CD Must Have Been a Jagged Little Pill
- Remember When OJ, Spacey, Weinstein and Cosby Were Beloved?
- Legends of the Hidden Temple
- Zach Morris is Trash
- Fuck Carmen San Diego
- John Bobbit's Missing Weiner
- Red Hot Trivia Peppers

42 Ale House
- Unlike boxing, I can only go 1 round in the bedroom
- Let's make a mess tonight
- Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!

The Basement Bar
- Team Stonkalicious
- Half-Inch Poultry
- The Nobodys

Black Husky Brewing
- Norway we’re gonna lose this
- Tom’s Selleck’s Mustache
- Sub-Zero is awfully Chile

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip?
- Bucks in 12
- I'm no meteorologist, but it's raining bitches!
- How did they come up with the spelling of Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh.
- Porta Potty's New Slogan - What Can Brown Do For You?
- You Forgot Ghan and Dia for Countries that end in -Ria

Caffrey's Pub
- Pyramid scheme sales pitch
- The master baters
- Raid the knickers or die trying
- Ridin Solo, the story of Lance Armstrong's left testicle
- She told me it was razorburn
- Did we win? Find out Zune!
- Don't cheat at trivia, cheating is for your tax return
- Ignorant Sluts
- Family Juuls
- These are probably all wrong but YOLO
- Old town country road head
- Like the names of the Ninja Turtles, I am an artist
- NASA: National Aeronautic Sluts Administration
- Smells like team spirit

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Bill Clinton is coming" - Monica Lewinsky on her midnight ride
- Just A Couple of Meat Sweats
- The British Are Coming On Your Face
- If quizzes are quizzicle, what are tests?
- Mike Who Cheese Harry

Camp Bar, Shorewood 
- Title of my sex tape: the british are cumming
- After Monica, Bill Clinton bought a Dyson
- Drakes Gaping Asshole
- I hate pants
- Jeffrey Dahmer's house of ribs
- Take me fishing, I'm a master baiter
- Seal Team Six(ty nine)
- Shaving Ryan's Privates
- Camp Moist
- The letter E comes once a year, just like my wife
- Quiz in my pants
- My ass is an ocean of storms
- Sofa King Dumb

Camp Bar Tosa
- Unlike Dyson, I Married a Suckless Bag
- What Do Dyson and Bill Clinton Have in Common? They Like Sucking
- Kawhi Me a River
- We May Not Know Much, But We Know the Cock
- We Could Hardly Recognize Kurt Cobain's Face
- Twitter Fits OJ Like a Glove
- Three Creeps Hitting on Pregnant Ladies
- We Demand the Quizmaster Serve Another Term
- The Toilet is Our Ocean of Storms
- Autocorrect Is My Worst Enema!

Club 400
- Guessing isn’t trivia is it?

Colectivo Lakefront
- Hot for Teacher
- Those Rat Bastards
- Swipe right on Barbara Streisand
- Federal Bureau of Instigation
- We thought shark tank meant different types of sharks, not people
- Is Asia a country?

Colectivo - Monroe St.
- We don't know it all's
- The Pittsburg Peppers
- Thinking Really Intuitively for Victorious and Interesting Answers

Izzy Hops
- Catrick Stewart's Next Generation Trek
- Tainted taint tasters
- Yelich’s butt is the real MVP

Jack's American Pub
- Route 69
- Nic cage has as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
- Chlorophyll, more like boraphyll
- This blew up like a planned Parenthood in Alabama
- FBI: Federal Boobie Inspectors
- 51 USWNT scored more today than I have in my entire life.
- Bowling is fucking awesome on TV!!
- I'd Polish your Motorhead
- Takeo Spikes...Tequila Strinkes!
- Schweddy Balls
- Stop in the name of Giannis
- Giannis Cried, I cried

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Ouch, I cracked by toe"a"
- We're Close ta Tosa!
- Don't worry smallpox, hipsters will find a way to make you cool again
- In dog beers I've only had 7
- We get hit on more than Huey Jennings
- Where is the vaccine for stupid?
- P Sherman 42 Wallabee Way, Sydney
- Our Jojo ain't got no Mojo
- Giannis Wegonnawinthis
- Drink Apple Juice Because OJ Will Kill You
- Tired of getting the Sitka kicked out of us
- We wish out president had "man hands"
- In dog beers we've only had won
- Bob Marley;s Gnarly Toe Jam Band
- Trump is 1 syllable, impeachment is 3
- Trump: 1 syllable, 1 term
- Bisque. Please!
- The Hoyty-Toyts

The Loaded Slate
- Fart starr (rip)
- Brett Favre cheese dix
- Respect to those who actually know what Kiribati is
- Batman and robins hood
- Thailand’s women’s soccer team
- Kevin Durant’s Achilles

McFleshman's
- The Wilder Girls of Wilder's
- The Bier-Man-Aytors

McGillycuddy's
- Skin is my second longest organ
- That’s what cheese head
- I thought this was speed dating
- Cotton Eyed Goe
- Kohn F Jennedy

Milwaukee Ale House
- Duct tape couldn’t fix the challenger
- Shit fil a: what can brown do for you
- Will Smith #NotMyGenie
- The Lion The Witch And My Parents Divorce
- Sally Man Hands Sliding Into Your DM‘s
- Bisque better have my money

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Vaccines Cause Adults
- Toilet Brush? Just Blast It With Piss
- Enginerds
- Frank Grimes Was the Best Employee of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant #DoItForGrimey

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- I got a c in astronomy at whitewater
- This team is sponsored by Casper mattresses
- 2 chainz Cheney
- Use this polish polish to polish this polish pole
- Polish my sausage
- Seal is the real Scarface
- Float like a butterfly, sting like a failure

New Berlin Ale House
- I'll Chloro-Feel you up
- Aluminum Foil is not packaging material
- General Drywall Jackson
- Happy 10th anniversary to Michael Jackson

Newsroom Pub
- I'mma let you finish but Ghengis Khan is the best Hibachi Grill in the country
- Vampire slayer? I barely know her!

O'Lydias
- Emergency helicopter rescue team: taking grandma for a spin
- Lick us on Facebook

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- We can't hear, but we've got beer!
- Go Go Gadget Arm: Not so cool in the era of #MeToo

Rally Time, West Bend
- Mama's Too Busy Sleeping Around To Vaccinate Us
- It's My Birthday And I'll Whine If I Want To!
- Even Spaghetti Is Straight Until It Gets Wet: Happy Pride!
- I Quizzed in My Pants

Three Lions Pub
- The Jermajestys
- Steaming pile of loathing

The Tosa Tavern
- You clap when the plane lands?
 - Imma let you finish but Ginza had the best Hibachi restaurants of all time
- Orange you glad I didn't say Meredith
- Don't get mad, get bees
- We're here for the cheaper beer and shorter lines than Summerfest
- Food Wholes

Wauwatiki
- Does Trump have CTE?
- Don't get mad, Netflix and chill
- Tiki bowl me over
- Slide into my carpe DMs
- Word games: _______ hole, hat, face.... #A$$
- Long island iced tiki

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- That's America's ass
- T.R.I.V.I.A (Terrible Real Intelligence, Very Interesting Anyways).

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Red Hot Trivia Peppers
- Vandelay industries
- Antarctica vs. Democracy: which will last longer?

Whole Foods, West Loop
- I'm Here Passing the Time Until My Card Clears for my Cuba Trip
- Not Nasty Enough to Be a Royal
- Quizmaster More Like Whizzmaster
- 100% right 2/5 of the time
- Let's See What This Bachelor's Degree Gets Me
- Brett Favre’s Welcome Back to the League Party

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- I thought this was speed dating...
- The Betty White Supremacists

The Greatest Quiz on Earth is Back this July!

Sunday, June 23, 2019

It's back and once again promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz hits select pubs and bars late July 2019...

Current locations include...
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Sunday July 21st...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 5:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI
- 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
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Tuesday July 23rd..
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
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Wednesday July 24th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN 
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Thursday July 25th...
- 8:00pm: Surly Brewing Co, Minneapolis, MN
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Wednesday July 31st...
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain BrewingWaukesha, WI
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We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes.  

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough. 

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of May 2019!

Thursday, June 06, 2019

Parks and Recreation Trivia
- I want all the bacon and eggs you have. I worry you didn't hear me. I don't want a lot of bacon and eggs. I want all the bacon and eggs you have
- Scarecrow Boat
- The Low-Cal Calzone Zone
- Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
- 1st in Friendship, 4th in Obesity
- Department of Homeland Obscurity
- Ethel Beavers’ Beavers
- Money, please!
- If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer, you can’t handle me at my Leslie Knope!
- The three-skins
- Fill the pit!
- We got Knope Hope
- Little Sebastian's micro-penis
- I'm Perd Hapley and this is our trivia team
- The Very Good Trivia Team
- Perdverts
- Threeskin
- I was thinking with my lady parts
- The Low Cal CalzoneZoners

42 Ale House
- Measles- give it a shot
- 'Win from within'... a vibrator's slogan

Ale Station
- My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- Grandpa Joe Skipped Leg Day
- Playing Twister With Ryan Gosling

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Nikia: goddess of trivia
- Please Tip Your Host
- The Bartender's Mustache is Better Than John Oates

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Taller People Sleep Longer in Bed
- I can't play the clarinet but you cant play my skin flute!
- I'll perforate your oblong hole
- Richard Simmons may be 70 years old, but he sucks cock like an 18 year old at prom.
- If at first you don't succeed, try a bottle opener. It probably isn't a twist top.
- Let's eat out is your mom's slogan

Caffrey's Pub
- I thought this was speed dating
- Shuttlecocks in Uranus
- I was breastfed till I was 7
- Tron Javolta
- The new TVs
- Happy 2nd anniversary to Mike Pence f***ing a horse
- There’s food at home
- BaCardi B's

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- A Chameleon did go to space, but no one saw it

Camp, Third Ward
- Only the Brits Would Teabag in a Tank
- Cersei & Jamie on the Rocks
- Taylor & The Meat Sweats™
- Bran the Broken, Never Stroken

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Phalloplastered Shuttlecocks
- My Largest Organ Would Win The Battle Of the Bulge
- It was Paul in Camp Bar with the microphone... he's killing it!
- Fake dads are faux pas
- Better late than pregnant, especially in Alabama

Club 400
- The millennials that don’t know what bimillenial is
- Bruce Jenner-talia
- Two Wong’s don’t make a right

Colectivo, Lakefront Cafe
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one cause they’d be dead

Colectivo, Monroe Street
- The Five Skins
- We don’t know a latte but we’re chai-ing
- Team Awesomely Late / spelling and good penmanship is not my good work
- Alexandria O-quiz-io-Cortez
- A Team Has No Name

Izzy Hops
- But aside from that, Ms. Kennedy, how was the parade?
- Moaning Lisa
- Drake should take the blue pill

Jack's American Pub
- Crimean River
- Prince Charles In the streets ed gein in the sheets
- Im no obstetrician but I’ll take a look
- Ed geins favirote cookie? Lady fingers
- IM NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS
- Shaving Ryan's Privates
- Two dudes one pitcher

Loaded Slate
- Bucks in.... pour me another one

McFleshman's
- I Wish Boys Look at me Like the Night King looks at Bran
- GOT is just the porn version of Lord of the Rings
- Anal Bum Covers
- Sorry About Your Shitty Dragon Show

McGillycuddy's
- maximum insecurity
- We’re not drunk just dehydrated
- We were on a break
- I lost my virginity at 62
- How do OB/GYNs prefer their eggs? Ovaries-y

Milwaukee Ale House
- Y’all ready for Kim k to be a lawyer
- Ray j hit it first
- Whoa black Betty ambulance
- Wiff my balls
- Attorney generals shower buddies
- Here comes the meat wagon
- The significantly older table was the only one to get the king of swing question
- Win from within...Trojan conforms
- More backed up than Niagra Falls
- Entertainment 720

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- We Don't Care What Happens Tonight Because We Won Marvel Trivia a Couple Weeks Ago And Wanted The Bar To Know

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- What’s worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants
- We are useless with useless knowledge
- Poop dood
- Raptors? More like craptors #bucksin6
- Save a seamare ride a cowboy

New Berlin Ale House
- BrokenAnkleDerbyWinner
- Baldwin's fraternal twin, Alec Hair loss
- Harry Balswin
- Yay Vaginas!
- She nurses patients, not her drinks
- Ted Bundy did it Better

Newsroom Pub
- The Ottoman Empire was followed by the Sectional Empire which was taken over by the Couch

O'Lydias
- Wanna see my boom box or are you into ghetto blasters?

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Giannis is upon us!
- Fear no Beer
- Bucks In Sex

Rally Time, West Bend
- Panic at the Palace When We Run Out Of Beer
- Sarah Has A Nice Pair Of Eyes
- Senor Quiztopher Quiztopherson
- My Safe Word Is Pineapple Juice
- Quiz Kalifa

Red Lion Pub
- Michael Jackson DID do it
- Lance Armstrong Biking on The Moon
- I am the biggest asshole here
- Dinosaurs are just giant Chickens
- Hairy Name Little Weiner Club

Second Salem Brewing
- Mande's mom has got it going on!

SportClub
- The Quizlamic State
- Talk Derby to Me
- A Claire Voyant Voyage
- Team Flip Phone
- Giant Bangos, Giant waango
- Obtuse Rubber Goose Green Views Guava Juice

Three Lions Pub
- If beers were tears how would I cry myself to sleep at night
- Ah Phuket, we’re not winning tonight
- Mashed Potato Heads

The Tosa Tavern
- Milwaukee Tea Bag Party
- I came to America to forget about Brexit
- Quiz Master, Quiz Faster
- I play tug of war alone
- Surly, you can't be serious...Don't call me Surly
- Beer the Fear
- Fear the Beer
- Drake's Back Rub
- I'd also like a cougar to polish me

Wauwatiki
- Trivia Is The Second Best Thing I Do By Myself
- Of Course Nuts Can Blow
- Feeling Like A Disney Princess
- My Horn Is 12 Feet Long
- We Demand Executive Privilege For This Quiz
- Trivia Newton John
- "Wau" we playin', we suck
- Sit The Buck Down, Drake!

Whole Foods, West Loop
- If it’s Hungary, I’m going to kick your ass
- We drink and we know things
- People are dying Kim
- Winter is Leaving
- 1 $150k degree and 0 correct answers
- Uber pissed about my lyft job, quick like a bunny

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- I’m not the father!
- I told you! Boat Surchargers
- How I Met Your Mother...of Dragons

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