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Best Team Names of August 2018!

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Harry Potter Trivia
- Yo moma so fat her patronus is a cake
- Neville gonna give you up, Neville gonna let you down
- It's triviOsa, not triviosA!
- Not my daughter you bitch!
- The Dumblewhores
- Hermoine Texas Granger
- Charlie Weasley is the Knight King
- Our Patronus is a beer
- Dad's in Gryffindor, Mom's in Slytherin, I'm in Therapy
- Granger Danger
- If you're having quidditch problems I feel bad for you son, I  got 99 problems but a snitch aint one
- Golden snitches get stitches
- Snapes on a plane
- Expecto to win this
- My anaconda don't want none unless you speak parseltongue
- Trump Umbridge 2020
- Team Whorecrux @ table 9 3/4
- Everybody wang Cho Chang tonight
- Beergardium LeviTosa
- Slytherin to her DM’s
- #nevillegothot
- I’ll show you my longbottom
- If your patronus is a wooly mammoths you’re compensating for something
- Expecto patron on the rocks
- Moaning myrtle gave me hogwarts
- We’ll get sleepy for Fred and George Weasley
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- Is that a wand in your robes or are you happy to see me?
- Dumbledore’s elder wand made Myrtle moan
- Muggles in the streets, wizards in the sheets
- 50 Shades of Gilderoy‘ robe
- #Swagrid
- We would have done better if our kids were here
- Are you a Deatheater cuz Azkahd-ayum!
- Forget the platform, our average age is 9 3/4!
- Granger Things
- 10 Pint to Gryffindor
- Accio Alcohol!
- How Did Harry Get Down the Hill? He Walked! JK, Rolling.

Friends Trivia
- The one where the answer is PIVOT
- seven seven SEVEN
- The holiday armadillos
- That's Not How They Do Pants
- We're here for the troll doll nailed to a 2x4
- They don't know that we know they know we know
- Nes-lay tool-house-ah
- Seven! Seven!! Seven!!!
- Ode to a Pubic Hair
- Well isn't this quiz just kick-you-in-the-crotch-and-spit-on-your-neck fantastic
- Seven… Seven… Seven… Seven, seven, seven, SEVEN!!
- They don’t know we know they know we know
- Red Ross
- The moistmakers
- Joey Triviani
- All or nubbin
- Could the sound system BE any more messed up
- Ms Chanandler bong
- Bracelet buddies
- The One With All The Answers
- We Taste Like Feet
- We Don't Even Have A "Pla"...
- Could There BE A Better Team Name?
- Maurice and the Space Cowboys
- The Chick and the Duck
- The Identical Hand Twins
- Gum Would Be Perfection
- I Take My Underwear Off In Other Peoples Homes
- Regina Philange and the Banana Hammocks
- Chandlers 3rd nipple

42 Ale House
- Stephen Hawking had a better audio system than 42 Ale House
- We had more bullshit answers than the vatican PR team
- I drink and I don’t know things

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Yay...Grrr...My...Sister
- Quiz me like one of your French girls

Brass Monkey
- What was founded in 1903 and rides my H-O-G? Your mom!
- We drink, we think, and sometimes we know things!
- Wilt Chamberlain had a Magic Johnson
- We Drink, We Think, and Sometimes we Know Things
- Instead of polyorchid, we only know monoorchid
- The only thing lower than our score is Nike's stock prices
- A planet will be destroyed tonight. Will it be Pluto or your anus?
- The Sexagon

Camino
- Tom Petty and the Heart Failures
- Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam (72, best team name)
- A Dyslexic Walks into a Bra...
- Spray-Z and Peeyonce Ft. Poo Iv
- MAGA: My Attorney Got Arrested
- I Dont Usually Play Trivia, But If I Do I Prefer Camino
- Dracula Isnt the Only One Sucking
- Costs Money and Lasts 2 Hours: Title of My Sex Tape

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- The Girl With The Nimbus 2000 Tattoo
- This Isn't The Greatest Quiz In The World. This Is Just A Tribute
- Do You Want Antz? Cause This Is How You Get Antz
- Gather Round Trivia Newton John
- White Claw Basic Bs in Our 30s #NoHangover
- Keep Your Liver Spotted Hands Off My Mother
- Beat The Ditka, Rodgers
- Dynamite + Tall Building Trivia Hints Google Search = FBI Watchlist
- Tom hanks gives me a woody
- Unlike mr. potato head the ken doll comes with a body but no parts
- Dorothy man tooth is a saint

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra
- Hung Like a Ken Doll
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- We Couldn't Think of a Name, So We Drew a Penis
- Huge Jacked Man has the heaviest balls

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Sperm Whale? No Wonder the Ocean is So Salty
- Worse than a boner in sweatpants
- Am I the only one? (yeah) Is Bill Clinton Sexual? (YEAH!)
- Wanna hear a joke about paper? It's tearable.
- 1, 2, 3, Foreskin
- I prefer my men like my cocktails: tall, stiff and inside me!
- Butt-any: The Study of Deuce

Club 400
- E=MC Hammer
- Our Drinking team has a trivia problem

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- Keep the change, ya filthy animal
- My milkshake brings in all the boys to the yard, but they’re all lactose intolerant!
- I saved on tampons by dating Dracula

Enlightened Brewing / Twisted Path
- Mildo Baggins
- Ugh! Quiz On My Back
- My Favorite Non Olympic Event Also Begins with An F
- Dont Go Jason Waterfalls

Izzy Hops
- We put the “Hor” in Horologist
- Harry-son Ford-skin
- Steve Buscemi Gives Me A Semi

Jack's American Pub
- Hey Nero's, keep the change ya filthy animal!
- Van Wilder is the GOAT of Ryan Reynolds Superheroes
- Float like a butterflu sting like left eye
- My daughter's horoscope was a cancer, she didn't last a year
- Seymor Butts
- Red Balls: Cocaine in a can, baby!!!

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- I know what your mom tweeted when she was 17
- Tribute to Office Michalski
- Quiz in my Pants
- It's getting Hoyt in here!
- I work at GE and I didn't know our slogan - that's why our company's failing
- State Fair: Summerfest for the morbid and obese
- The male gentoo penguin gives the female deez nuts and the true name of a group of geese is "assholes"
- Quiztina Aguilera
- My Homey, Mr. Comey
- Go Vote on Tuesday
- If the couch pull out, do I have to?
- A group of Ostriches is called a Manafort
- Sam Smith is a white guy?
- If you know the Adam Sandler movies, we can't hang out
- Billy Zane would have let Leo on the door
- Shoulda, woulda, gouda
- If ass and tits aren't body parts then we quit!
- Wet dream are VERY lucid
- I have a bid deck. You should come over and sit on it some time.
- Legalize weed and finish State Street
- Paul Manafort's Soap-on-a-Rope
- Congrats to Paul Manafort on the 10-8 victory!
- Stephen Hawking doesn't even have a British accent
- My name is Forrest... Forrest Trump

The Loaded Slate
- Taco Bout Trivia
- Milwaukee county boner blasters
- The quizlamic state
- Bless the rains down in Africa
- I am here with my dad
- 2 hot 2 handle 2 cold 2 hold 
- 3. 5 inches collectively
- Burt Reynolds is dead sexy

Lucky Chance
- The Biggest Balls This Side of State Fairs Pigpen
- Date Knights of the Round Table
- The Unholy of Unholies, The Oncoming Storm, The Nightmare Child, The Devourer of Worlds, The Bringer of Death...or Tom...Just Call Me Tom
- We Like Our Violence Like We Like Our Beer-Domestic
- Castration takes a lot of balls
- Stick This in Your Trophy Case
- The Spiderlings of Mars
- Becoming a Vegan Would Be a Missed Steak
McGillycuddy's
- Didn’t anyone else use their tongue to count their teeth?
- Lawrence of a Labia
- Episode III: revenge of the poop dollar
- Just give me the fuckin prize

Midnight Pig Tap Room
- Lonely Guy with Arrogant Backpack
- I'm all cream puffed out
- Red hot trivia peppers

Milwaukee Ale House
- BJ (I wish)
- Fidel Cashflow
- This one's for Trebek
- I'm rubber you're glue, come in me and I'll stick to you
- Seamen love to swallow
- Planet Girth
- Daddy new Guinea
- Asseaters anonymous
- Where’s that funky music white girl
- Aretha Franklin's Pallbearers
- Eat da Poo Poo
- I like my men like I like my veggies...seasoned
- Why is Barbie never pregnant? Because ken comes in his own box

Milwaukee Brat House
- A Team Has No Name Best Team Name
- My Mom Said I Could Become Anything so I Became a Disappointment
- I Was Promised a Hover Board by 2015 and I'm Still Not Over It
- Stephen Hawking's School of Interpretive Dance
- My ANUS is also a GAS GIANT

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- You’re a quizard, Harry
- Viagra- play laugh grow
- Shout out to Brooklyn Beckham’s instagram
- Fuck the geography round
- Jeffrey dahmers house of ribs
- Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove

Muldoon's
- Thanos did nothing wrong
- The White House Mole

Nevin's Brewing Co.
- Dilly Dilly

New Berlin Ale House
- We have the runs. Why don't the brewers?
- I couldn't Kuwait for the answer 
- Sega does what nintendon't

Newsroom Pub
- We're Too Stressed For Desserts
- Our trivia knowledge is like Capital Punishment - It's deadly

O'Lydias
- We make Lebrun look smart
- Stephen Hawking: pro skater

Raised Grain Brewing
- My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't
- I've Spent 525,600 Minutes Playing Trivia, I Better Win Some Beer
- The Only Way to Taste PBR Is With Your Feet
- Buffalo Humps
- My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date
- 10 Pints to Gryffindor
- Clay Aikin Pulls the Strings to my Harp

Rally Time, West Bend
- MY Drinking team has a trivia problem. League
- If We Look Familiar, You Watch Too Much Porn
- I'm Not Just Sure, I'm HIV Positive!
- Periodic table dancers

Red Lion Pub
- Bald Men are EVIL
- R-(ip)-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Up your ass and to the Left
- This is our first date (response from correcting team; "So go on a second")

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Wrong answers are alternative facts

Three Lions Pub
- My Trivia Partner Thinks This Is a Date
- Endless Love: The Tennis Match Between Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller

The Tosa Tavern
- Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
- I'd phone a friend if I had any
- Cream puffs here we come!
- Thank God for FB Points! Only points we'll get tonight
- I sat naked on a chair, now it's tainted

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- C. U. Next Thursday

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Quizmasters are my favorite thing
- Too Legit to Quiz

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Thank God they didn’t ask for my ID at the register
- Chewbacca and the Honey Bees
- Steampunk Vibrators LLC
- Melissa McCarthy Fans Accused of McCarthyism
- On Wednesdays We Wear Drinks
- Anonymous Op-Ed Writer
- Cunning Litigants

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Shipoopie
- Steve Hawking’s School of Dance
- Puddin' Headz

MKE League Table

Sunday, September 16, 2018

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The table below shows the  FINAL league standings after 10 weeks of play (all scores as of and including September 16th, 2018)...

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.


McGillycuddy's to host MKE League (Summer Edition) Tournamnent!

Friday, September 14, 2018
MKE League teams! Our latest league has come to a close and details for the post-season tournament have just been announced!

The post-season tournament for our latest trivia league will be held at the McGillycuddy's in Milwaukee on Monday September 24th at 7pm.


Tournament topics will include pop culture staples from movies, TV, music and sports. Bring your ringers for all kinds of topics, as knowledge will be across the board.

Watch our Facebook page as select venues will offer extra incentives and bonus points between now and then.

The tournament will be by invite only, with our top 20 league teams all qualifying to take on MKE's elite trivia minds!

Also, September 24th is the start of our latest MKE League, but all teams at this tournament game will have their scores entered into the new league standings so they don't miss out on a potential score. 

MKE League Post Season Tournament details...

When: Monday September 24th, 7-9pm

Location: McGillycuddy's

How much: FREE (for qualifying teams)

What else: Top ten MKE League finishers will get a table reserved --- all others will be first-come, first-serve.

Will teams be seeded? Yes! Teams will be seeded. The higher your seed, the more quiz hints your team will get in advance.

Team size limit? Yes, teams for the post-season tournament will be limited to 8 players.

What are the Prizes? We'll be giving away $500 cash during the tournament as well as McGillycuddy's gift cards and lots of random booze! Other useless goodies and Quizmaster swag will also be up for grabs too.

But until then, we suggest your team gets busy quizzin' to rack up your league score! And be sure to look out for venues offering bonus points by following us on Facebook or Twitter.

MKE League Registration & Info - Fall 2018

Thursday, September 13, 2018

If your team is a regular participant of Quizmaster Trivia games in the Milwaukee area (our home base) then it's a no-brainer to sign up for our MKE League!

It's pretty simple: register your details below for FREE. Every time you play at a Milwaukee-area venue include your league number (emailed to you after you register) on your answer sheet alongside your team name.

We track your score over 10 week periods and accumulate them in a league table to see how you stack up against Milwaukee's elite trivia teams! Plus once you register your league number is yours for LIFE! So no need to come back and re-register for each league. Just keep playing and using that same good ol' league number and we'll take care of the rest.

At the end of each league season, we have a post-season tournament featuring hundreds in cash, bar tabs and swag prizes.

Details for our latest MKE League are below:


- Begins: September 24th, 2018
- Final week: November 26th, 2018
- Duration: 10 weeks
- Post season tournament: TBA
- Play as many times as you like, at as many different participating venues as you like.
- Register your team below for FREE.
- Your team's "league number" from previous leagues (if applicable) now carries over to this league. No need to re-register if you played previously.

MKE League FAQs:

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
Yes! Registration can be made below. If you don't register online your scores will not be counted at the bar.

What is our "league number"? 
Once your team registers below, you will be emailed a three-digit "league number". Be sure to include this after your team name (on your answer sheet) each time you play. This way you can change your team name each week (to try to win the "best team name" prize), but it'll still be easy for our Quizmasters to track your score.

Will our "league number" be the same as last time?
YES. To save us all a little time and to avoid confusion, the league number you were given for our last league will be yours until further notice!

How does the scoring work?
Teams are awarded points for attendance and #winning also. Every time you show up and play a Quizmaster event you receive 10 league points. The top five teams at each quiz receive additional points too: 5 points for 1st place, 4 points for 2nd place, all the way down to 5th place. So for finishing 1st you get 15 league points, but you'd receive 10 league points for finishing 10th, so the gap is never too large.

Also, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to stay in the loop on scoring bonus points. Select venues may have additional points awarded for attending on any given night (i.e. 5 bonus points for teams at the Ale House tonight).

Can we register late?
Yes! We understand some people may become aware of our awesome MKE League at a later date. No worries... you can register at anytime and still rack up points.

Can we back-date scores?
We're afraid not. If you had been playing Quizmaster but hadn't registered we can't backdate any score that would've counted. There's not a reliable system in place and way of us truly knowing what your scores were, so no dice we're afraid.

Is there a limit on how many times we play or play per week?
Nope. Rack up as many scores as you like. We want to award teams that are loyal and play a lot, hence why teams get 10 points just for showing up. Also, if you know you're going be out of action for a week or so you could perhaps hit the quiz circuit two or three times another week. So even if you SUCK big time, you've still got a chance of making the top 20.

Will teams be seeded (in the post season tournament)?
Yes, teams will have seeds that correspond to their league finish. This may result in additional perks at the post-season tournament and also just make it more fun when the one seed finishes 10th, haha.

Okay, how much is it? 
Zero dollars. Yes, sign up for the league is free, but players will still have to pay the $1/person entry on the night, where applicable. Hey, remember all those $1 fees go straight to your Quizmaster host... their beer money for the weekend.

What are the prizes?
We'll have some prizes for our top league finisher, but the bulk of the prizes will come at the post-season tournament. These will include COLD HARD CASH, gift cards, Quizmaster swag (t-shirts, koozies), and more!

Can people under 21 play?
We like to include queeps (quiz peeps) of all ages, but this is venue-specific. Some venues let under 21's play, others do not. We encourage players to call the bar directly to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Yes, our team limit of 8 players will be implemented during our quiz nights.

Do the same players have to play every time?
No. Usually there will be a core nucleus of three or four players for each team, with other randoms joining here and there. As long as you use the same league number, your score will be counted all the same.

Do scores from themed quizzes still count?
Yes. In this case they will. Watch our social networks to see what bonuses certain themed events might serve up.

Registration:
Please register your details below. Note that your below "team name" will just be a standard name to identify your team; you may change your name at quiz nights (to win the "best team name" prize). Just make sure your "league number" is on your answer sheet each time you play…















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The Office Trivia Night Returns With a Bang... That's What She Said!

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Our latest quiz all about The Office might be a little hard for some.... that's what she said.

The Office trivia hits select pubs and bars towards the end of September. If you're a little stitious we suggest you arrive early for this one as it tends to fill up fast.

Questions for this one will be spread far and wide... that's what she said. And all Little Kid Lovers are welcome too.

Current locations include...
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Sunday September 23rd...

- 5:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park: Wauwatosa, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House: St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey: West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's: La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: O'Lydias: Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Lion Pub: Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Milwaukee, WI
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Monday September 24th...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
- 8:00pm: The Kerry Piper, Willowbrook, IL
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Tuesday September 25th...

- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston, IL
- 7:30pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton, IL
- 8:00pm: Fox River HouseAppleton, WI
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Wednesday September 26th...
- 7:30pm: Nevin's Brewing Co., Plainfield, IL
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday September 27th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best The Office team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

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