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Best Team Names of May 2019!

Thursday, June 06, 2019

Parks and Recreation Trivia
- I want all the bacon and eggs you have. I worry you didn't hear me. I don't want a lot of bacon and eggs. I want all the bacon and eggs you have
- Scarecrow Boat
- The Low-Cal Calzone Zone
- Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
- 1st in Friendship, 4th in Obesity
- Department of Homeland Obscurity
- Ethel Beavers’ Beavers
- Money, please!
- If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer, you can’t handle me at my Leslie Knope!
- The three-skins
- Fill the pit!
- We got Knope Hope
- Little Sebastian's micro-penis
- I'm Perd Hapley and this is our trivia team
- The Very Good Trivia Team
- Perdverts
- Threeskin
- I was thinking with my lady parts
- The Low Cal CalzoneZoners

42 Ale House
- Measles- give it a shot
- 'Win from within'... a vibrator's slogan

Ale Station
- My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- Grandpa Joe Skipped Leg Day
- Playing Twister With Ryan Gosling

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Nikia: goddess of trivia
- Please Tip Your Host
- The Bartender's Mustache is Better Than John Oates

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Taller People Sleep Longer in Bed
- I can't play the clarinet but you cant play my skin flute!
- I'll perforate your oblong hole
- Richard Simmons may be 70 years old, but he sucks cock like an 18 year old at prom.
- If at first you don't succeed, try a bottle opener. It probably isn't a twist top.
- Let's eat out is your mom's slogan

Caffrey's Pub
- I thought this was speed dating
- Shuttlecocks in Uranus
- I was breastfed till I was 7
- Tron Javolta
- The new TVs
- Happy 2nd anniversary to Mike Pence f***ing a horse
- There’s food at home
- BaCardi B's

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- A Chameleon did go to space, but no one saw it

Camp, Third Ward
- Only the Brits Would Teabag in a Tank
- Cersei & Jamie on the Rocks
- Taylor & The Meat Sweats™
- Bran the Broken, Never Stroken

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Phalloplastered Shuttlecocks
- My Largest Organ Would Win The Battle Of the Bulge
- It was Paul in Camp Bar with the microphone... he's killing it!
- Fake dads are faux pas
- Better late than pregnant, especially in Alabama

Club 400
- The millennials that don’t know what bimillenial is
- Bruce Jenner-talia
- Two Wong’s don’t make a right

Colectivo, Lakefront Cafe
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one cause they’d be dead

Colectivo, Monroe Street
- The Five Skins
- We don’t know a latte but we’re chai-ing
- Team Awesomely Late / spelling and good penmanship is not my good work
- Alexandria O-quiz-io-Cortez
- A Team Has No Name

Izzy Hops
- But aside from that, Ms. Kennedy, how was the parade?
- Moaning Lisa
- Drake should take the blue pill

Jack's American Pub
- Crimean River
- Prince Charles In the streets ed gein in the sheets
- Im no obstetrician but I’ll take a look
- Ed geins favirote cookie? Lady fingers
- IM NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS
- Shaving Ryan's Privates
- Two dudes one pitcher

Loaded Slate
- Bucks in.... pour me another one

McFleshman's
- I Wish Boys Look at me Like the Night King looks at Bran
- GOT is just the porn version of Lord of the Rings
- Anal Bum Covers
- Sorry About Your Shitty Dragon Show

McGillycuddy's
- maximum insecurity
- We’re not drunk just dehydrated
- We were on a break
- I lost my virginity at 62
- How do OB/GYNs prefer their eggs? Ovaries-y

Milwaukee Ale House
- Y’all ready for Kim k to be a lawyer
- Ray j hit it first
- Whoa black Betty ambulance
- Wiff my balls
- Attorney generals shower buddies
- Here comes the meat wagon
- The significantly older table was the only one to get the king of swing question
- Win from within...Trojan conforms
- More backed up than Niagra Falls
- Entertainment 720

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- We Don't Care What Happens Tonight Because We Won Marvel Trivia a Couple Weeks Ago And Wanted The Bar To Know

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- What’s worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants
- We are useless with useless knowledge
- Poop dood
- Raptors? More like craptors #bucksin6
- Save a seamare ride a cowboy

New Berlin Ale House
- BrokenAnkleDerbyWinner
- Baldwin's fraternal twin, Alec Hair loss
- Harry Balswin
- Yay Vaginas!
- She nurses patients, not her drinks
- Ted Bundy did it Better

Newsroom Pub
- The Ottoman Empire was followed by the Sectional Empire which was taken over by the Couch

O'Lydias
- Wanna see my boom box or are you into ghetto blasters?

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Giannis is upon us!
- Fear no Beer
- Bucks In Sex

Rally Time, West Bend
- Panic at the Palace When We Run Out Of Beer
- Sarah Has A Nice Pair Of Eyes
- Senor Quiztopher Quiztopherson
- My Safe Word Is Pineapple Juice
- Quiz Kalifa

Red Lion Pub
- Michael Jackson DID do it
- Lance Armstrong Biking on The Moon
- I am the biggest asshole here
- Dinosaurs are just giant Chickens
- Hairy Name Little Weiner Club

Second Salem Brewing
- Mande's mom has got it going on!

SportClub
- The Quizlamic State
- Talk Derby to Me
- A Claire Voyant Voyage
- Team Flip Phone
- Giant Bangos, Giant waango
- Obtuse Rubber Goose Green Views Guava Juice

Three Lions Pub
- If beers were tears how would I cry myself to sleep at night
- Ah Phuket, we’re not winning tonight
- Mashed Potato Heads

The Tosa Tavern
- Milwaukee Tea Bag Party
- I came to America to forget about Brexit
- Quiz Master, Quiz Faster
- I play tug of war alone
- Surly, you can't be serious...Don't call me Surly
- Beer the Fear
- Fear the Beer
- Drake's Back Rub
- I'd also like a cougar to polish me

Wauwatiki
- Trivia Is The Second Best Thing I Do By Myself
- Of Course Nuts Can Blow
- Feeling Like A Disney Princess
- My Horn Is 12 Feet Long
- We Demand Executive Privilege For This Quiz
- Trivia Newton John
- "Wau" we playin', we suck
- Sit The Buck Down, Drake!

Whole Foods, West Loop
- If it’s Hungary, I’m going to kick your ass
- We drink and we know things
- People are dying Kim
- Winter is Leaving
- 1 $150k degree and 0 correct answers
- Uber pissed about my lyft job, quick like a bunny

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- I’m not the father!
- I told you! Boat Surchargers
- How I Met Your Mother...of Dragons

Back 2 the 90s Trivia... is Back this Summer!

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

We're going back, back, back, back to the 90s! Our 90s themed trivia night is coming to select locations soon!


Dust off those turquoise and fluorescent yellow snapbacks, NKOTB t-shirts and faded dungarees... cos all things 1990s, from TV to music to pop culture and video games, is being compiled into one hella-cool trivia night. Boo ya!

Plus, many locations will be offering a prize for the "best dressed person" (or "worst dressed person" depending on how your world view is). Yep, the most outrageously 90s person at each location will get an additional prize. Starred (**) locations below are offering such a prize

Current locations include...

___________________________________________________

Sunday June 23rd...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 4:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 5:00pm: Whole Foods (Streeterville), Chicago, IL
- 6:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI **
- 6:00pm: Red Lion PubMilwaukee, WI **
- 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI **
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI ** (prizes for TOP THREE best dressed persons)
___________________________________________________

Wednesday June 26th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co.Wauwatosa, WI **
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
___________________________________________________

Thursday June 27th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Pizza, Upstairs, Minneapolis, MN
___________________________________________________

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best 90s team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of April 2019!

Saturday, May 04, 2019

Game of Thrones
- Crows before hoes
- I'll take the Lannister bedroom set - push two twins together and get a King
- Shame.... Shame.... Shame
- A Lannister Always Pays Their Tab
- Twincest is Best
- Throner Boners
- Valar Dohairais our Table Some Beers
- A team has no name
- That's what we do, we drink and we know things
- Rickon and the Manwoodies
- Brothers with Benefits
- 2-Crasters Bastards
- Rickon’s Dodgeball Team
- Winter is coming... and so is my sister... or is she my aunt?
- If you're Jamie and you know it clap your hand.
-  Arya kidding me, we're gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
- Crows Before Hoes
- Wiener is Coming
- How I Met Your Mother of Dragons
- The Sullied
- Tywin, Lose or Draw
- 3 Hodors Down
- House Brass of Dirty Stallis
- Stark Raven Mad
- We drink and know nothing
- Hung like greyworm
- All Hail the Rightful Queen Cersei
- Sex God Pod
- Impin Ain't Easy
- Fuck Water, bring me wine
- Joffrey didn't make this widow wail less successful than a Westeros wedding planner
- House Tully-more Dew
- Sand Snakes on a Plane Lannist\er??
- We do not Sow-ber
- Podrick's Pleasure Palace: Winter isnt' the only thing that's coming
- What is dead may never die... except Sean Bean
- Cersei's trial was a blast
- What is cut off may never rise
- Shireen's Backyard Barbeque Bunch
- Cersei's Fleabottom is Dark and Full of Terrors
- Red Wedding Catering Company
- The Ramsey Bolton Humane Society

Marvel Trivia
- Who are you calling a mewling quim?
- Tony House of Stark, First of His Name, Breaker of 10 rings, Avenger of Earth
- Infinity Stoners
- Red Rocket Racoon
- We're THORsty
- Aquaman Loves Fish Sticks
- Yondu Can Whistle While I Twerk
- We've Been Falling For 30 Minutes
- 12% Of A Plan
- The Groot Of All Evil
- Pepper Potts Likes Her Men STARK Naked
- I threw away my endgame ticket to get the soul stone
- Ain’t no hala-back girl
- Were up all night to get Loki
- You should have aimed for the ass
- America's Ass
- Thanos Stole Half Our Answers
- "On Your Left"
- Thor's Whores
- Thuck It Till It's Thor
- That’s my secret Cap, I’m always drunk

42 Ale House
- 4 seasons 1 day
- Take this snow and shove it

Ale Station
- 60% of the Time We Win Every Time
- Who Needs a Team Name?
- We Thought This Was Speed Dating

Bank Shot
- A Black Hole? More Like the Eye of Sauron

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Beauty and the beef
- Whenever I play croquet with my girlfriend, she gives me blue balls
- A Team has no name
- Name Redacted
- I don’t need to be on tour to bring a giant phallus

Bilda's Freiss Lake Pub
- These are my wife's answers and she's always right
- Team Glory Holes
- I'll drive Miss Daisy crazy in 60 seconds
- Finish on top... is there any other way?
- As Long as You're Down on One knee
- She said Yes

Black Husky Brewing
- Pootie Poot.us
- Nothing Chile about the Atacama

Brass Monkey
- J is for jelly beans - Jelly Beans R Us
- Cuck the Fubs
- Biden my time for hugs and kisses
- How big is my D? MCLXVII
- The men (the women wouldn't play with us) (at least not here!)
- After we fuck, I'm gone in 60 seconds
- You can do it, double D's can help!
- Ball size shouldn't matter... that's what she said.

Caffrey's Pub
- Fucking Mondays
- Grower, not a shower
- I’ve been masturbating back here this whole time
- Terminal: A Texas Tech Story
- Fire Wojo
- Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Holy Relics
- We thought this was a gay bar...
- Quizzing Me Softly
- Houston, We Have a Trivia Problem
- Finals week? NOT TODAY!
- I shower with my dad
- Monday night trivia? In THIS economy?
- I’m not gay but $20 is $20

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- It only takes me 2 moves to get to your ignoramus
- Gary Busey’s Teeth
- I’ll have what Marion Jones is Having
- It’s only Rape if you’re not R Kelly
- Beyond The Wall Chain Emporium
- Scott Walker's Bald Spot
- Gianni'saurus Rex

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- I pity the foo that goes down under after I use my squatty potty.
- Shark Tank Ooh-ha-ha!
- I like my women like my golf game...in the 80's and slightly handicapped
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Just like Pink Floyd, Diana's last hit was "The Wall"
- The pool boy takes a gander @ me while I breaststroke
- Ram Your Drone Into My Jack
- BTN: BUCK FOSTON

Camp Bar Tosa
- We Love Team Low Brow (April Fools... Fuck Team Low Brow)
- April Showers Bring May Flowers, Mayflowers Bring Pilgrims
- If Trump's Penis Was a Star It'd Be a Red Dwarf
- Put Uranus on my Limp Bizkit
- What's Bigger: Yo Momma's Ass or Milwaukee Pot Holes?
- We Drink and We Don't Know Shit
- What Has 9 Arms and Still Sucks? Def Leppard
- Arya Stark Goes Deep 2 Weeks In A Row
- Who Let The Moms Out
- Show Me The Monet!
- We Met At Camp Trivia 5 Years Ago Now We're Married

Club 400
- Fire breathing rubber duckies
- It’s not small, it’s just trivial.
- Sinking putts and banging sluts
- I eat ass ... yes really...
- FEAR THE BEER!

Colectivo
- First of our name, last in this game
- Is Hilary Swank hot?

Fin N Feather
- Better Than Jail
- Should We Do Shots?
- Trebek's Rejects

Izzy Hops
- Edvard Munch on this
- Well we definitely fucked this up, Not enough points for the cup, We tried our best, Without much contest, And we still lost. Yup.
- Winter came, but Arya didn't

Jack's American Pub
- Sean Connery's Ballsack
- Farts and Cliterature
- 7 inches of John Snow
- There are two things i can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant to other people's cultures, and the dutch
- Alotta Fagina: Mitch's nickname in high school
- Bambi? That wimpy Dead?
- My Trivia Partner doesn't know this is a date!
- Vincent van Gogh Quiz yourself.

Loaded Slate
- The sultan of slate
- I quizzes in my pants
- 18 holes a day and I still have time for golf
- 2 chicks and a magnet
- Lori Laughlin’s daughters SAT score
- Winter isn’t the only thing cumming
- Bill Cosby’s bartender
- 60 minutes? You mean how long I last in bed?

MAM After Dark
- The Nation of Quizlam (big up Kareem)
- Did the Russians rig this too?
- Quit Playin' Games With My Art
- Stephen Hawking's Dance Moves
- Wham Bam Thank You MAM
- What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? "Scuse me, are you gonna eat that?"
- MAMmaries after dark
- It's been a long winter - make pot (holes) legal
- Too young for MAMmograms

McFleshman's 
- Chernobyl Trivia Meltdown
- Prypiat, archipelago, bucherie, acacia
- We aren’t creative... just call us ‘Jim.
- Our team name has been redacted
- Windmill Cancer Survivors
- The second, third, fourth and fifth guessers
- We're Missing the Draft for This?

McGillycuddy's
- Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
- it’s not wort it
- Very Stable Geniuses
- Spring Break!

Milwaukee Ale House
- Danica finished 4th at the INDY, but at Aaron’s...he lets her finish 1st
- Gas guzzler? More like ass guzzler
- Thicc Lady Liberty
- Real boxers don’t wear condoms
- Your mom calls me the handcuff king #ruffandready
- Eric the Eel: slytherin into the DMs
- These shitty fossils rock
- Artifact deez nuts
- Steve Buscemi wearing Eskimo glasses
- Ain’t nothin wrong with a little bone n grind
- “This belongs in a museum!”

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Show Me on the Doll Where Uncle Joe Touched You
- The Three Bat-Kateers: Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney
- Arya Stark's Sideboob Made My Balls Heavy
- We're The Absolute Wurst

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Hawaiian missionary and penny black are my favorite positions
- Better than sliced breadfruit
- Houston we suck
- In nature a group of scientists is called a nitwit of nerds
- I call my testicles fat man and little boy too. They’re lopsided
- Did you hear about the confederate general whose left arm was amputated? He’s all right now.
- A dumbarse of humans
- Arya starks sideboob
- Truck yeah
- Aryas non dominant hand

New Berlin Ale House
- Gluten Free Breadfruits
- Quizards of Oz 8th
- Nipsey Hustle couldn't dodge a bullet
- Van Gogh, Van Gohing, Van Gone 10th
- Winter is Coming
- Shop Ross (Dress for Less)
- Houston. We got a lotta vagina
- We're all inoculated
- Aunt Becky only got me into UWM
- Teamwork makes the Dreamwork
- The Hunchback of Notre Flame
- Our best answers we redacted

Newsroom Pub
- Jon Snow's Tight Ass

O'Lydias
- We thought this was Game of Thrones trivia- like Jon Snow, we know nothing

Rally Time, West Bend
- Wisconsin In April.... We're Not Pussies
- Lord Farquad & The Bar Sluts
- We Have Pac Man Fever And We're Contagious
- Deluded Shart Cans
- Bleached Buttholes #2

Red Lion Pub
- The Wrong Scott Walker was arrested
- Jussie Smolette's Defense Attorneys
- Sausage is all we do
- Better Late than Pregnant
- My back hurts carrying this team
- Boobytrap backwards is Partyboob
- Better to be Mor-on than off

Second Salem Brewing
- MEATLOAFFFFFFFF!!!!
- E = MC Hammer
- Pictures of my big black hole
- Our nips don't lie, it's cold outside

SportClub
- I thought this was bingo…
- Lime white claw with fresh lime
- Super Massive Black Holes
- Fear the Beer
- Froze? More like HOEze
- Hawaiian Punchers
- A Lannister Always Pays His Tab
- Stacy Pepperoni

The Tosa Tavern
- My panhandle is always pointing north
- Stage 4 windmill cancer
- We measure growth in milimeters
- Triviaphobia, the fear of wrong answers
- Tweeting on the toilet
- Wanna see the biggest bone in my body?
- We don't know the names of these TV shows because we weren't born in the Dinosaur Age

Three Lions Pub
- Spanish InQUIZition
- The middle aged guys sitting at the bar trying to get away from their families
- Team Name Redacted
- Quizmastertrivia.com. Like us on Facebook.
- Blind Tour Guides
- Tram Eggplant Emoji

Urban Beets
- Winter is Coming for WI
- Chicken isn’t vegan?

Wauwatiki
- YO AYYYYDRIAAAAAAAAAAAN
- Old Farts Can't Read Menus
- You Gotta Be Quizzing Me!
- The non blurry black hole was actually Uranus
- The black hole picture looks a lot like my grindr profile
- Thanos Stole Half Our Answers
- Parks & Wrecked

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Quizmaster jazz blaster whiz disasters
- Trumpty dumpty sat on a wall... that Mexico will pay for
- Subpoena colada
- -Gerburtstagskinder
-There is no Trump Tax return because he’s listed as Putin’s dependent
- Felicity Huffman should have used Jessie Smokey’s Lawyer

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Visitors from 3 Mexican countries.
- Lightfoot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp.
- What the kale are we doing?
- None of your quizness!
- Guy Fieri is My Real Dad
- Diagnosis: Wind Cancer
- Caligula is cancelled
- Warren G Harding’s Sad Dad
- I want someone to look at me the way Bran looks at everyone
- Dumbledora the Explora
- Steve Buscemi is an Eye-con, The Hellveticas.

Whole Foods, Willowbrook 
- Debriefing my briefs
- Quizzoholics
- The Dum Dums-The Team So Nice We Named It Twice

Treat Yo Self to Parks and Rec trivia! Coming this May!

Thursday, April 25, 2019

If your friend made you watch all 8 Harry Potter movies and then come to one of our Harry Potter quiz but you don't even like Harry Potter... then this quiz is for you!

Our Parks and Recreation quiz is back and coming to a bar near you this May/June. So gather up your team and TREAT YO SELF to this unique event! Just remember, hoes before bros, uteruses before duderuses, ovaries before brovaries!

Current locations include...
___________________________________________________

Wednesday May 29th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
___________________________________________________

Thursday May 30th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Pizza, Upstairs, Minneapolis, MN
___________________________________________________

Sunday June 2nd...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 5:00pm: Colectivo Lakefront Cafe, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: SportClub, Milwaukee, WI
___________________________________________________

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Parks and Rec team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of March 2019

Monday, April 01, 2019


The Office Trivia
- I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The Astirds
- Let's INK my stink
- Shut Up Toby
- I'm Date Mike, Nice to Meet me
- Snip Snap Snip Snap
- Here Comes Treble
- The only thing I’m scared of is gettin a boner
- Scrantonicity 2, not scrantonicity, which we are no longer a part of
- No it’s not Ashton Kutcher, it’s Kevin Malone - equally handsome, equally smart
- Pam Pam and her Pam Pams
- Little Kid Lovers
- Dwight, you ignorant slut!!!!! (
- I come from a land down Dunder
- Suck it" (
- Threat Level Midnight
- Pretzel Day always leaves me with frosting on my face... that's what she said.
- My name is not Shirley (surely)
- Justice Beaver
- Bailer? I hardly know her
- Serenity By Jan
- RIP Andy's Scrotum
- Date Mike, Nice to meet me
- Bippity Boppity, give us the zoppity
- The Oaky Afterbirths
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Milwaukee Meredith Palmer Memorial Clelbrity rabies avareness pro-am trivia night for the cure
- Toby is the scranton strangler
- Beets by Dwight
- If they catch us, they will rape us
- Slum dunder-mifflinaires
- Prison Mike's Prison Bitches
- WL Hung
- Michael's 4th Vasectomy
- http://www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts
- Bushiest beaver
- Creed’s Worm Guys
- Scott/Schrute 2020
- Like I told my trivia team, I only apologize if I think I’m wrong. And if they don’t like it, they can leave
- Tan almost everywhere…jan almost everywhere
- Did Daryll Touch You, Too?
- If I Can't Scuba, Then What's This All Been About?
- Dial 'M' for Muckduck
- Snip snap snip snap snip snap
- Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
- This trivia is hard! That's what she said!
- G.A.I. - Guy's Afternoon In... no, an hour long shower with guys
- Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
- Well, well, well... how the turntables
- Kevin's Dead Turtle
- Mose money, Mose problems
- Serenity by Jan
- Team Voldemort
- B.O.B.O.D.D.Y.
- Kevin and the Zits

42 Ale House 
- I am the walrus kukukachu
- John’s Hancock
- 6 astronauts walk into a bar
- Lori loughlin needs Jussie smolletts lawyer

Ale Station
- Better late than pregnant
- The ol' college try
- The Scranton Stranglers
- The Whoopdedoos
- Tickle me Ben

Bank Shot
- Functional Alcoholics
- R Kelly Peed on #MeToo
- Oh fuck we need a team name!
- Le Tits Now
- 3 Young Tarts and 2 Old Farts

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Bucks, beers, babies...battlestar galactica
- Just a testicle looking for its Armstrong
- Bathroom sandwich
- Let’s get quizical
- O-TOWN, Motown, Holiday Inn

Bilda's Freiss Lake Pub
- I bet nobody can wife-carry my walrus of a mother in law
- Master Bates Motel Cum One Cum All
- Any Hancock'll do
- Ouzo good to Dwayne my Johnson

Black Husky Brewing
- From Full House to the Big House #FreeAuntBecky
- It’s not Madonna, it’s Britney bitch!
- Trump thinks cholera is just Spanish for color

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- We saw Elvis at the gas station
- Anagram - "Eat Me, Man" I said to my boyfriend
- What does Lori Laughlin and sucking dick have in common? They both helped the Olson Twins get into Harvard.
- Who needs OBJ? I take the Browns to the Super Bowl every day.
- Evander Holyfield's Ear with some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti
- Put these animals in order of how much pussy they slay: horse, dog, donkey, human
- What's the difference between a White Russian and a Black Russian? Trick question. There are NO black Russians.
- Damn! Britney Spears all over this bitch!
- The official drink of West Allis is jizz!

Caffrey's Pub
- Who kicked the dogs out? Who who who who who
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Laces out Dan!
- Our parents didn’t vaccinate us
- McCauley Culkin was home alone with Michael Jackson
- Russia still did it

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- I’m Embarrassed we Knew Pluto Nash
- Two Girls One Poop
- Psst yu-kon tur-nip my fishsticks
- We Like your John Mayer Playlist
- FDR’s mom was an Anti Vaxxer
- Tarzan’s Revenge for Harambe
- Let’s terminate your box with Rolly’s Fingers
- Sofaking Dumb

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- 90210h my god, Luke Perry RIP
- Plop-plop-goose poop
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Rollie didn't just finger the IRS, he fucked 'em
- Camp bar trivia is in-tents

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Where Does Benedict Arnold Get His Groceries...Trader Joes???
- It takes a Magnum to Make Mona Lisa Smile
- Nihilism: Playing against Low Brow on Monday Night Trivia
- Trapped in R. Kelly's Closet
- Mueller Fucker, Iditarod in my Pants
- Idaho? You Da Hoe!
- Cooper Manning Should Have Been a Blow Job

Club 400
- Stephen Hawkins school of dance
- I thought this was speed dating...
- Tequila Mocking Bird
- We suck worse than them
- With a hint of Holyfield
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow
- At least we have street smarts.

Colectivo
- Billie Jean was my lover and the child is mine
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- Two hot flashes and a combover

Compass Bar
- Mmmmmmmmmmmilk
- We Wish We Were Good With Wood
- Yes, Virginia, You Can Buy Your Way Into Yale

Hog and Kisses
- Bone Thrust

Izzy Hops
- Fe-Fi-Fo-FUCK
- I Moana Eat Uranus
- Tucker Carlson Needs To Tuck It Back
- Olivia Nut-ton John
- Bill O'Reilly's cul-de-sac

Jack's American Pub
- Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em Mash 'em Stick 'em in a stew
- She was a boy, he was a girl.
- Tyler Perry please stop making movies.
- Mitch, show us your titties, we got beads
- The Dick Cheese Curds
- Does a rim job count as a ring around Uranus?
- Bet Ur-Anus on us!
- I Want to drive Miss Daisy all night long.
- Aunt Becky's First Book: College Bribes to Prison Time
- The most consumed nuts are... Deez Nuts
- Mike Who Cheese Hairy
- The Big HOUSE just got FULLER
- My parents have never had sex (no really I’m adopted)

Loaded Slate
- Way more than Dos Equis
- The center for kids who can’t read good
- Brett Favre dick pics
- Saint pat me day
- Lori Loughlin Paid us to do her daughters trivia
- I am a man with 15 cats, hit me up on tinder
- Gotta love a cream pie
- Our brackets bring all the boys to the yard
- I'll acme pack my cocker spaniel into her jazz
- Nobody likes holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't stand for them
- Fuck my bracket in the ass

McFleshman's
- My mom paid a 50$ bribe to get me into UW-Oshkosh, But That Didn't Make the News
- Aunt Becky's Crew Team
- The Recipients of the Lori Laughlin Scholarship
- It's not semen, it's blood
- Despacito makes me want to punch someone in the laryngeal prominence
- Pabst Schmere

McGillycuddy's
- Lick us on facebook
- Reunion sex party
- The rings around Uranus smell bad
- Deez nutz are the 6th most consumed
- Gayla loves a 12” Arkansas toothpick

Milwaukee Ale House
- Is that the program with the puppets that live in the barrio? I love that show!
- "Au" going to the Mt Bushmore tonight?
- Deep fried cheese nerds
- I'm cummin out of Bristol Palin
- Lot's of people pregnant cuz of these songs
- The Wild Dingleberries
- Free Willy murdered my childhood
- This bumping baseline is getting me aroused
- Full House Arrest
- Lichtenstein my eggplant emoji
- Ouzo from my eggplant

MAM After Dark
- Our Host: If Zach Galifianakis and Harry Potter Had a Baby
- Hi...Our Name Is...What? Our Name is...Who?
AIM Me, Dude!
- Winnings Go to Bail Money for Aunt Becky
- Curtis E. Flush
- Coming Soon: Space Jam 2/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 4 starring Michael Zordon
- Urkel Was the Original Hipster
- I Think I'm Ready For a Napster (Don't Sue Lars!)

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- Stop, My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- You should consult a doctor if there are rings in Uranus
- Uranus is one of the gas giants
- No means maybe?
- Mama called us Hugh glass mistakes
- Adolph is one saxy guy
- I’m on spring break! Buy me a shot!
- We shave our cul de sacs
- None of your beeswax
- Ball de sac
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow

New Berlin Ale House
- Fee-fi-toe-cancer
- Our cheese name wasn't gouda enough
- It takes more than a dollar to get into Yale
- Oh nuts, where's my toothpick
- We're not smarter than a 5th grader
- If quizzes are quizzical... what are tests?

Newsroom Pub
- Cherry Pi and her Big Remainder
- Promiscuous Ex-Presidents

O'Lydias
- Aunt Becky's money cant even make us smart
- Nerds of Anarchy
- Jussie Smollet's Stuck In A Pinocchio World
- Collusion Delusion!
- Jussie Smollet's Lawyers

Raised Grain Brewing
- I was told there would be no math.
- DJ Scoot Scoot Mega Party
- Stephen Hawkings School of Dance

Rally Time, West Bend
- Nothing Lasts Forever, Except The Winters in Wisconsin
- Multiple Scoregasms
- Dwayne Johnson's House Of Hair
- Denver Momlettes

Red Lion Pub
- 2 girls 1 Han Solo Cups
- Poo Fighters
- Staff Infections

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Clearly not giving up trivia for Lent
- Everybody needs cheesus

SportClub
- Jizzmaster
- My corned beef brings all the boys to the yard
- Bribing our way to 1st like Ivy league admissions
- They need these tequila shots like Trump needs a confidence boost
- The penis mightier than the sword

Three Lions Pub
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Long cool elderly woman behind the counter in a small town also wearing a black dress
- Seals have always been part of animal crackers. Do not consume if seal is broken.
- Trivia Newton John

The Tosa Tavern
- It's Fat Thursday!
- If Barbie was made of PVC, what would her Breast Milk be?
- The Croc-a-gals
- Tom Cruise should have died in Jerry McGuire
- One point from a good time
- I've got a rocket man in my pocket
- Our Pants are Full of Wet Raspberry Tarts
- Better to go solo than to win the lotto commando in cockney rhyming slang
- My mother in law made us lose

Urban Beets, Downtown
- A drawing of a Christmas tree is the team name
- Bad @ Trivia , useful in other ways
- With 74 points, Giannis for Prez
- Rural turnips

Wauwatiki
- If we can be buried by anyone we want, bury me next to Jason Momoa
- Deez (Honey) Nuts
- Quiz Khalifas
- Scissor me timbers
- Aunt Becky, CUT-IT-OUT
- Your Boeing not staying up? Take some viagra

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants
- We No Knothing
- The Quizzarding Team of Whole Foods

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Already spent all my day light savings
- Jussie Smullets Mullet Hoax

Whole Foods, West Loop
- G. King, one. R. Kelly, zero.
- R. Kelly’s Hot New Track: “McDonalds I think About It Every Night and Day”
- Ain’t None of Yo’ Quizness
- Alexa Find Me a Wife
- Half a Million Would’ve Gotten My Kid into Hogwarts
- Justice 4 Aunt Becky
- Aunt Becky’s Bail Fund
- The Younger Version of Tiger Woods’ Parents
- Sharting Meerkats

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Stephen Hawking School of Dance

Quizzers Assemble! Marvel Trivia Night is this April...

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Hey everyone! 🕷It's quizzing time! 👊

Marvel trivia night is coming to select venues this April, the same week that Avengers: End Game hits theaters. HOWEVER, THERE WILL NOT BE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT AVENGERS: ENDGAME, so no need to worry about spoilers if you had not seen the film yet.

Content will mostly focus on the movies, but crossover comics knowledge will not hurt your chances of capturing the glory on this quiz.

Current locations include...
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Tuesday April 23rd...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 7:00pm: The Growler Run, Oregon City, OR
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Wednesday April 24th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Sunday April 28th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Wauwatiki, Wauwatosa, WI
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This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play. Some places will be free (you can call the venue ahead of time to find out if you really want to know)

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

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