New Girl Trivia Night
Quizmaster Trivia
Wednesday, May 06, 2026
Best of Team Names of April 2026
Quizmaster
Friday, May 01, 2026
Heated Rivalry Trivia
- Shane's Slutty Glasses
- Shut your idiot face, Marleau
- Frottage at the cottage
- O.K. not good, probably bad
- Gay panic! At the boy aquarium
- Shane's dildo!
- Don't mess with my gay porn
- I'd let Ilya moon me over the Brooklyn
- Slapshots and Backshots
- Puck Buddies
- I'm cumming to the cottage
- Quiz on my face
- Hollander? I hardly know her
- Hand's free (such a good trick)
- Square holes
- Tuna breather and frotting
- Belly button curious
- 9 inches of knowledge
- Not girthy enough
- Daddies Girls 63p
- Blue Balls Over Brooklyn
- Hollanders Hotties
- Let's Puck
- Heated What In a Cup?
- Unheated Rivalry (You know...because we're sitting outside...)
- CUMming to the Cottage
- High Sticking After Hours
- The Square Pegs and a Round Hole
- Hollerin For Ilya's 9 Inches
- The Blueberries to Your Bananas
- Sticks and Dicks
- The First Ginger Ale
- I'M CUMMING TO THE COTTAGE
- Hayden Pikes Invisible Children
- All the things she guessed
- BOTTOMS UP
- Frottage at the cottage
- Just Shelby
- Stupid Freckles and a Weak Backhand
- Puck buddies with benefits
- Tuna meltdowns
- Team Names Not too gay to fuck rose landry
- Frottage at the Cottage
- I like my hockey queer, my beer cold and my microphones loud
- Backshots on the Ice
- Twin Rozenhoes
- Chirp now feel bad later
- Banana in my tuna melt
- Kip him in the ass
- Ope! I jut cut myself on Connor Storie's abs :(
- Heated all of the time, rivalry ocassionally
- I prefer to be the hole
- I just cottage cheesed my pants
- 9 inches from the cup
- Illya's water shoes
- Scotts banana addiction
- Vodka is for after, as your reward *in russian accent*
- Rozan-hoes and Hud-Sluts
- Frottage Core
- How many times does 24 go into 81?
- Shane "back arch is fire" hollander
- Team Boring *in russian accent*
- The Adventures of Shane Hole-ander and the Russian Rim Reaper
Bob's Burgers Trivia
- I got lick foot again
- The 4 toothpicks Best Team Name: itty bitty quizzy committee
- The Date Knights of the Round Table
- Tina's Erotic fan fiction club
- Mad Poopers
- Something vulgar to do with a footlong hot dog
- The Beef Cakes
- Patty Daddy
- Belcher? Barely Know Her
- Riverbrook Lake Farms Heritage Turkeys
- Regular Sized Booty
- I'm Going to make her my wife, Girl #3 Belcher
- Not What I had for "Big O"
- Stay out of my room!
- MKE Brewing Goes Great with Fry
- The Pee Pee the Poo Poo and the Pee Pee
Baldwin Street Grill
- Risky Quizness
- Parquet Floor
BJs Crafty Tap
- We Need our Kids
- Nine Inch Males
- You axolotyl of us
- Kirkland tequilla is better Toddlers drink free
- Lost in the sauce
- Roald Dahl is a cocksuker
- Rohr Party of One
Blades Golf Bar
- Don’t Bother Me, I am Golfing!!!
- CBS at the Correspondents Dinner
- We Know Shit
Blum Coffee Garden
- Lyndon B on my Johnson
- We can't possible get last three times in a row, can we?
- We need a man ham after midnight
- Worcester, no Worcester, no Worcestershire
- Don’t stay at the Washington Hilton
Brass Monkey
- Our score sucks more than Monica Lewinsky under William Clinton’s desk.
- Answer should have been Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton
- Trump just put in an Executive Order to change the name of the Bomber Jacket to the Trump Jacket
- I can’t outdrive Tiger Woods, but I can out drive him. 🚗
- The Pope left my Nutella on his banana.
- Bacardi is an Unkindness
- Where does Peter Pan like to go out to eat? Wendy’s!
- Darth Vader has an Astronomical Unit
- Quizmaster Katelin’s kumquat is filled with Bob’s Griese
BSG Lounge
- Barbara’s Available!
Cafe Hollander - Madison
- T43 Ru5ty m30w5
- Grease my Beam, Honey
- My Niche is being in a bind, yelping to the Gauntlet of your beam
- Curling my Tic-Tac-Toes in the Dentist’s Mouth
- I know something else that costs $500,000 and lasts 14 minutes ;)
Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- My Neck, My Back, My Inflated Seal Sack
- I Don’t Know US History, I’m Just A Girl!
- Is Working From Home a form of Transportation
- Do you Want To Samba With A Snowman?
- The Picture around Sunk Us Faster Than the Titanic
- Chat GPT is my Gynecologist
- GPS stands for Giant Pretzel Sticks
Caffrey's Pub
- Whoop Whoop that’s the sound of the police (plus a portrait of Matt)
- Justin Timberlake’s spotted dick leaving an impression on my thigh (crabs)
- Jabba the Hutt? More like Jabba the Butt
Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Click your hells together 3 times and say “there’s no place like camp”
- What type of nuts are best for your brain? Deez
- The big chudowski
- “Let me blow ya mind” Lee Harvey Oswald
Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Call Me Moses The Way I Part My Girl's Red Sea
- See My Back 4 Your Walnut
- I Can Taste Holly Holm With My Feet
- My Spotted Dick Gives Her Butterflies
- FBI's Most Wanted Spotted Dick
- Imma Sitar On His Face
Camp Bar - Tosa
- Is cardi B short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis?
- Thinking of wrinkly nuts
- Let me tell you about my spotted dick; it's a long story.
- It’s my golden birthday
Cedar Jacks
- We thought this was bingo
- Pacific Rim Job
- Real Housewives of Trivia
Deer Camp
- Call me Sacagawea the way I explore those mountains
- The original oyster crackers: Ford and Reagan
- Peanut Butter Dynamite: Little Vietnamese Children
- save a horse, ride a green goblin
Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Rolling In the Banff Ass
- If the Red Sea if flowing, take the snake hole
- Rolling Deep in Madonna’s Cinnamon Sea
- Vietnam-nam-nam on that tricky dick ;)
- I'm not high mind ya business
- Weed is funny... this is the cops, you better not be high...4/20 blaze it
- Mind your business about out spotted dicks
- I was hoping to see more comunity chests when I typed in quizpics.com/boobz
Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Can I add some crayola to my custard?
- Cubs still suck
- I have nothing family friendly to say about slick Willies and tricky dicks
- Hippos fart thru their mouths
- the Christian bucks are jagermeister???
Eataly
- Pinky and the Brain
- Beliebers.
Fenwick's Pub and Patio
- Not so simple Simon: He’s one year wiser
- Brown Bananas
- Arctic Hookups
Game Over
- Everything Is Awesome When John Is Covered In A Sticky Substance
- I Challenge No Porn-Hub! I was SINGLE in July 2025!
Grand Slam Sports Bar
- Trivia Newton John
Hot House Tavern
- We Da Best Music
- Ze Germanz
Jack's American Pub
- I feel like a seal because I peaked at 6 as well
- Wizards of Juneau Tower
- Allison …give Brian your phone number
Lake Louie Brewing
- Alice & the Madhatter
The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Quiz on my Face
- Tiger would flip his car again
- A lion would never drive impaired... but a Tiger Wood
- Donut or Doughnut?
- Nice Rack
- Your mom only eats one thing
- There's only one thing wetter than my basement... your mum
- John Williams is still my hall pass
- Great tits aren't just a bird
- Does pulling out count
McGillycuddy's
- Kate and Mia plus their bitches
- Real slim housewives of Sheboygan
The Mill Paoli
- Quizmaster? I hardly know her
Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- A bunch of huge guys
- Birthday best club
- The largest living structure seen from space is in my pants
- Baddies @ the bar
Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Flaccid reflux
- Idaho? Udaho
- Am I wearing beer goggles or is your nose just big?
- Nuclear fart bomb
- Bane broke your moms back
- Your mom called and wants her T. rex back
- I mind the gap when I'm banging your mom
- Not Ghana win
- Kash Patel's Sobriety test
- Pornhub is top 10
- Curling your mom's tic-tac-toes
- Quizzed my jeans
- GPS= girthy penis service
Milwaukee Brewing
- My name is tanka jahari unt i would never order a whole pizza for myself
Mo's Irish Pub
- Who brings golf balls to the moon
- DUeye of the Tiger
- Jackin' Off 5
- Green goblin deez nutz
Mobcraft Beer
- Small nose, Big heart
- Here for the Beer, not the Weather
- Georgia’s Ghana Guate my Mala
- Are we sure Pornhub didn't make the cut?
Nettie's Irish Pub
- Quiz on Me
- Oh S**t! I quizzed
- We thought this was bingo”
North Pillar Brewing
- KFC fucking counts
- Tiger Woods has a masters in DUIs
- This flood makes me wish I was Trump- I mean Jesus- so I could walk on water
- Blorange is the new black
- Pint of Platypups
O'Lydias
- Sacagawea gives me goosebumps when she sucks on my arrowhead
- Imagine asking a toddler for a high-five and getting rejected… couldn’t be me!
- The largest organ in the human body? My penis.
Ope Brewing
- My thing inflated when I was 6
- If your not first you’re last
- we might’ve lost but at least we know how to park
- bing will bring you to porn!
Pilot Project Brewing
- The (closeted) gays of Hormuz
- She Rhode on my Island till I Boston Creme Pie'd
- Bon App The Teeth
- Curds for Nerds
- Da Weeknd!
- Citizens of DPRK (reformed)
Pete's Pub
- the Gay of Hormuz
- David Grubers Coke dealers
- Dwayne “Alcatraz” Johnson
- Platypus in Boots
Raised Grain Brewing
- Fully clothed threesome on nitro
- You can’t touch this silver force field
- Dungeons and dragons and diners and drive ins and dives.
- I can't believe Harry styles is engaged
- I will give her my wood for our 5th
- Skin might be YOUR largest organ... but I guess you haven't seen mine.
Rally Time
- Unicycling Should Be An Olympic Sport
- Has Anyone Seen Our Nutella Jar?
- I Would Like My Pizza In A ToGo Box
- The 5th Emoji is Deez Nuts
- Why Isn’t a Squid Called a Decapuss?
- Stephen Hawkings’ Pit Crew
- Lookin’ For Love In All The Wrong Places… Could Rally Time Be The Place?
The SafeHouse
- Her Majesty's Trivia Team
- Smokey and the Soviet Spy
- Plug Life
Station 1 Brewing
- So Only Seals Impress Females with Swelling Body Parts?
- Do you think the wizard of Menlo Park went to Hogwarts?
- More Washed out than the Suamico River
- YELP when you GREASE up my SPAGHETTO with HONEY
- Speaking of Yelp!, I’d give this trivia 4 out of 5 Stars
- Did Queen Victoria Ever Get the Longshanks?
- Overly Enthusiastic Taurine Harvesters-$20 is $20
Third Space Brewing
- You’re in the wrong town to be asking deep cut questions about the Bears
- Hoan-y for Milwaukee
- It’s gettin’ hop in here
Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- My Favorite Threesome.
- Nice rack for a guy
- A clockwork b l e o r n g e
- Whitney Houston we have a problem doing our moonwalk
- Tree huggers with an attitude problem
- We all shared one brain cell.
Three Lions Pub
- I think female astronauts still use playtex once a month
- Ed Sheeren has a nice rack
- Squadron of diluted trash cans
- Cumquat
Up Down
- I'd let Superman See My Rack
- Diluted Ass Cans
- A Clamydia of Koalas
- Great Barrier Queef
Voodoo Brewing
- Homo Geniuses
- Always Last, But Never Least
- Chafin Time
Who's on Layton
- Damn We Thought This Was Couple's Therapy.
- The Orange Blorenge.
- Sunshine and Whiskey Balls
Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Tiger Woods needs a beer
- Freakmaster Trivia
Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Itty bitty quizzy committee
- Quiz on my face
- Green goblin deez nuts
Best Team Name of March 2026
Quizmaster
Friday, April 03, 2026
Twilight Trivia
- Cullen It a Night on a Full Moon
- Charlie's Nightmare
- This Bartender is like my own personal brand of heroin
- Titsoakers
- No Forks Given '
- This is the skin of a WINNER Bella
- If you were a baby I'd imprint on you
- For forks sake
- Millennials holding onto youth as hard as jackson rathbone's hanging on to his fandom
- There is some HOA'S in this house
- Char-lisle can GET IT
- I'm bleeding from my mouth, but not because I'm a vampire, but because I got my wisdom teeth out this morning
- I'm not going to Jacksonville!!!
- Cullen Like it is
- It’s the fluorescents…
- The youngest major in the Texas Calvary
- You nicknamed our team after the Loch Ness monster?!
- Cold Wet Things
- Charlie's slutty little moustache
- You Can Reach Me by Email at jasper_hoe@hotmail.com
- New Moon, Who Dis?
- Team Charlisle Mustache Riders
- You better get this right spider monkey
Steven Spielberg Trivia
- I played trivia at Raised Grain & all I got was eaten on the toilet by a T. rex
- E.T... phone the Uber
- Close encounters of the smart kind
- I Wish I Was Autistic so I knew more Dinosaur Names
- Schindler, I hardly know her
- The Clever Girls
- The Color Purple People Eaters
- Inky/Flappy Dino That Kils Newman
- E.T. The Extra Testicle
- Dnn dt dnnn dt dnn dt (the theme to jaws)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Trivia
- Birds Of War/Pigeon Boys
- Suicide Is Bad-Ass
- The Green Couple
- Stupid Science Bitches (winners)
- But The Implications…
Baldwin Street Grill
- the unsure sommeliers
Bjs Crafty Tap
- Generally unknowledgeable
- Ryan goslings skin flute
- Who the hell is Michael Fassbender?
- Blucifer ate van gogha ear
- I'm going to beat it to George Clooneys Bangs
- Tears in Beers
- Tiger Woods Uber Drivers
- Barry MyCockineer
Blum Coffee Garden
- Taylor, how could you do this to us?
- Itty bitty quizy committee
- Ben Affleck’s crazy ex girlfriend
- Sofa king smart
- Sorry we’re not capitalist sluts
- Nap time bosses
- We won't bribe the quizmaster to win
- When it brains it pours
- We Missed the Hannah Montana Anniversary for this
- Running on Coffee, not Knowledge
- When it brains it pours
- Irish you would
Brass Monkey
- How about the country of Labia? I hear it stinks!
- Metallica has never appeared on Sesame Street. Master of Puppets, MY ASS!
- Kristi Noem can wheeze on deez nuts!
- WAYYYYY too hard tonight!
- NASA returned to the Moon, I’m returning to Uranus.
Cafe Hollander - Madison
- My heaviest organ wieghs 80 lbs and has a spiky green exterior!
- Po-tae-teo pics
- Like JLo, I'm on the floor
- Michael B. Jordan delivered the 6th most popular nut In-N-Out of my Jaws last night
- Kiss Me, I’m French
- I’d Bamm-Bamm Chris and Zac
- Oops... I did it again... I played with Uranus
- Rusty Meows
- Tight Top Baggy Pants Lesbians
- I need a few good men in my sleepy hallow
Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- McFLYIN' HIGH
- You’re a Quizzard Harry
- Love Don’t Cost A Thing, But Hookers Do
- Kiss Me Balls. They’re Irish
- I’m Tired of These Goddamn Snakes in this Goddamn Country
- French Kiss These Walnuts
- Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We May Not Win, But Hopefully the Brewers Do
- In-N-Out of Anger Management
- Can I Pet Your Dog?
Caffrey's Pub
- She apple on my micro til I soft
- Mona Lisa wrapped in Van Gogh’s Human Skin
- That's a French Horn, not a Trumpet
- Punt Cunchers
Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Ian Potter and the Half Bar Prince
- My Pandora’s Box has Gorilla Grip
- If the glove don’t fit, you have to acquit (OJ did it)
Camp Bar - Third Ward
- She Jackin On My Nicklaus Til I Shoot A Hole In One
- Daylight Savings Slept With My Wife!!!
- Lickin Pandora's Box
- I Only Want To Taste U Mommy
- I B-Jorking it
- Quiz it up like it’s your birthday, bi
- Mercury, Penis, Earth... That's Bars
- Wet Ass Paramedics
Camp Bar - Tosa
- You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster???
- We're debut
Cedar Jacks
- She almost hit a deer on 60?!?
- Yosemite Sam's Silver Dollar Mustache Rides Inc
- March Sadness
- Our drinking team has a trivia problem
- Please file your taxes before April 15, please and thank you
Deer Camp
- Marilyn Monroe likes it when I Guam
- Lance Armstrong creamed us in Alcatraz
- Take me to Greece and show me that one testicle
- Netflix and Van Gogh back to my place?
- I pity the fool that has to deal with my slimer
- she Mary poppin that puhh till I shrew
Eagle Park Brewing - MKE
- The most venomous snake in this state is in my pants
- Who clogged the urinal?
- I ran from Harry Potter's .44 Magnum
- Bartender, I also love you. Sexually.
- Silent mime dirty time
- One battle after another: Taft versus the bathtub
- Our friend is currently literally having a baby and we are playing trivia
- Ooo-mami, he’s Johnny Deep in my Kidney Beans ;)
- Semenbiscuts
- Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am
- Survey says that’s not a fucking cheese grater
- Keanu Beeves,
- Chad’s Horse Semen Haz-May Suit,
- Dolce and Gabbana Deez Nuts
- Your girl calls me Chad but your mom loves my chromium
- The yeasty boys
Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- MAMAA, we lost
- PSST, Elvis is still alive
- If I pee in Argentina, will it make it to the pacific?
- Kimchi chalamet and the Korean bbq
- trivia, I am your daddy
- We studied Pitbull facts for this #MrWorldwide
Eataly - Chicago
- Vino to Win-o
Fenwick's Pub and Patio
- Not Out Finest Hour
- Al Capone’s Cell Mates
- Sax Lovers
Game Over
- I'm Too Drunk To Be Clever Tonight
- We Should Probably Watch the Original Jumanji
Grand Slam - Beloit
- Bearded wonders
- Sharpest spoons in the drawer
- Your Mom, Lets get quizzical
- Smarty Pints
Hot House Tavern
- Case of the Mondays
-f First Place Team: Something Clever
Jack's American Pub
- Taylor Swift Ruined Our Trivia Night
- Jaclyn from the Block
- Fee Fi Fo Fuck
- Irish 7 course dinner: 6 pack and a boiled potato
- Jacks juicers
- Moby Dick in her platypus
- Our Balls are black and blue but we’re not playing bocce
Lake Louie Brewing
- IDK, Potatoes?
- Brewery Bandits
The Landing at Hoyt Park
- I think his name should be good bunny
- Oening day is 22 days away!
- Is there a "Shoot your dog" square on Kristi Noem's Monopoly board?
- We didn't ask for Buscemi eyes
- In our trivia era
- One day I hope I get the chance to live like I was Ryan
- My name is Ryan and I have mid Rizz
- Our game was MID, for reals, bruh!
- Gen Z is Mid, no Rizz
- My pointer's size is mid, but it's full of rizz
- You know what else is identified by bulk and whiskers? Your mom
- Catherine Zeta Jones' Leather Pantzz
- Driving through Nebraska sucks
- Alex looks like he would serve me an overpriced craft burger in Portland
MobCraft
- You Make my Organ McDouble
- A Sheep, a Duck, and a Rooster walked into a J. Lo concert and didn't know any of the Songs
- Penicillin could've fixed FDR's Polio
- All Drinking, No Thinking
- Peanuts, Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts, Deez Nuts
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- Keep Drake away from those 'miner' 49ers"
- The Stampede of Mean Girls
- Jamaican me 'Batshit Crazy'
McGillycuddy's
- Glommer’s receding hairline
- Give us best team name
- The Barbie girls
- Beast mode cum Dragon Slayer
- What’s the wordle
- We need more chairs
The Mill
- Super metrologist and company
Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Raes lesbians
- We love sam the bartender
- Team stella our dog we had to put down 2 days ago
- The orca on my whale till I Willy
- Wait, people only have two nipples?
- Hocus pocus you’re now a locust
- My Cousin Billy’s BBL
Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Oakland Avenue- where we're going we don't need roads
- culvers closes at 11, btw
- My jackfruit is THE heaviest organ
- Jenny from Pangea
- Fee fi fo fum, we feel really dumb
- In my brat house era
- The 6th most consumed nuts are deez
- Arkansas toothpick? You mean my cousin's penis
- Is that an Arkansa toothpick or are you just happy to see me?
- If you're lucky, you can bagpipe my pot of gold until I shamrock shake!
- I'm actually the fastest 3.5 inch mammal
- 3.5 inches of Moby Dick
- Kevin O’Leary fucking sucks
- Jamaican your moms legs shack
- You can’t handle the truth, but I can handle your mom
- We landed on the moon in 69…. Nice
Milwaukee Brewing
- Honestly I can't Think about this today
- Beerly Getting By
- St. George be Dragon Deez Nutz Across your Face
- She stroke on my babinski until my eyes go brrr
- The Ragnarok on my Mt. Fuji Until I atlantis
- Yugo-Slob On My Knob
Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- B Sharps
- Trapeze is the Bee's Knees
- Salopette this
Nettie's Irish Pub
- Breadstick Buddies
- Lizard Lovers
- The Tortured Teachers Department.
North Pillar Brewing
- Spare Deez Nuts Ha! Got Em!
- The Queen’s Gambia
- Apiarists United in Bee…r
- Four Leaf Fuckers
- I’ll show you my John Hancock
- My Korean Father in law gave me the clap
O'Lydias
- And on the first day, God said "Let them be GAY"
- Shake and Bake
- Clifford the Big Red Dong
- Triviana Grande
- Help Stepbro! I'm stuck on this question!
- John Triviolta
- Mary Poppin each other's Assholes
Ope Brewing
- Release the Opestein Files!
- J Lo doesn’t even know what videos these are
- Not the toys we thought you meant
- Speed walking to help my jelly belly
- Easy. Breezy beautiful. Lou Ferrigno
Pete's Pub
- Knocked Up: the Joe Rogan experience
- Nerfed like Kristy Noehm
- The 8th country is Pete’s Pubistan
Pilot Project Brewing
- Buttery Flakey Crust
- Miller’s Gonna Fill’re: a Bachelor Experience
- Meatball
- Know It Ales
- These Great Balls are Landlocked
- F-U THUNDER
Raised Grain Brewing
- a tall ginger is really just two leprechauns in a trench coat
- quiz me baby one more time!
- Woods? More like tiger carwreck.
Rally Time - West Bend
- I’m #1! Actually I’m the Only One!
- What’s the 14 Letter Anagram for “We Suck At Trivia”
- 8 Nipples & A Dream
- Mid
- Rigor Fartus
- Drinks On Me…. April Fools!!!
The Safehouse
- Sponsored by Hinge
- License to Chill
- Artificially Unintelligent
Sahale Ale Works
- I have to Charge my vibranium
- who invited the kids??? (Gramma Did)
- Lickin' the Salsa off the 'Stache
- I get hard at Hotel California
- Supercalifragilisticexpialido-shit
Skippy's Burger Bar
- Wendy's Balls Drag Across Yo Chin
- Jenga these Nips
- fat, drunk, and stupid
- Tiger Woods’ driver
Station 1 Brewing
- Ever Put a Bugle on Your Benjamin Button
- Fee Fi Fo Fum, I Do Not Think We Won
- Irish You Were Smarter
- I know something else that’s 3.5” long and can go up to 100mph
- Peach said, “if you want to use that Moby Dick again, you can stick it in Uranus!”
- You Want Answers? You Can’t Handle the Answers!
Sunset Grill
- Teambia
- BDSM with Betty White
Third Space Brewing
- Turns out all of my knowledge is useless
- Wham bamm bamm thank you ma’am
- Moby Dick in my platypussy
- The Goofy Goobers
Third Space Brewing - Innovation Brewhouse
- Landlocked and salty AF
- Free parking in my Atlantic Ocean
- If a quiz is a quizzical, then what is a test?
- Every Noem's crazy bout a cross dressed man.
Three Lion Pub
- The Hungry Hippos: Horny, Hungry, Hasty & Lizzie
- Where is the Zapruder film on Kristi Noem
- Batman’s 3rd Nipple
- Ru Paul and the Drag Queens University
UpDown
- She LL on my Cool J til I Joe Rogan Experience
- Kristi Noemore
- She Weezer on my Nether-lands til I Snow White
- Sleeping Beauty Never Gave Consent
- Harping on my Benjamin in Monte Carlo
- Coco Chanel Makes My Lions Feel Like Spaghetti
The Upper Bar
- Sourdough 69'ers
- Cast Aways
Voodoo Brewing
- Quizzly Bears
- Orcas Should Bite the Dust
- Spritzer Sisters
- Do do that voodoo that you do so well
- Arse Lightning
Who's On Layton
- Better Layton Then Never
- JFK Stayed @ Master Bates Hotel
- Horny Mormons
- Quizteama Aguilera
Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Do the British Royals have last names
- Quiz Queers (if you don’t choose this you’re an autohomophobe)
- Sip sip hooray
- You know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball
- We got first…April fools.
Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Latex or brexit? Choose wisely!
- We are getting 12 in on Sunday…that’s what your mother got last week
- I know a guy who Blue a mustang
- Beat it to nat geo
