MKE League Table

Sunday, July 15, 2018

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The table below shows the  league standings after 1 weeksof play (all scores as of and including July 15th, 2018)...

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.

Best Team Name of June, 2018

Tuesday, July 03, 2018

90s Trivia Night
- Buffy the Vampire Layer
- Lewinsky’s Handbags
- Drink Apple Juice because OJ will kill you
- Titanic Life Savers
- E=MC Hammer
- Dumb and Dumbers
- We ‘Stync
- Lt. Dans Legs
-  Been Drunk Since 1992
- The Frosted Tips
- We did not have quizical relations with that woman
- Lorena bobbit died in a car accident, apparently some dick cut her off
- You can tickle my elmo
- Zach Morris is Trash!
- Clinton: not so bad now is he?
- Tickle my Bobbit
- We may have lost but we kept our tomagochi alive
- In West Quizadelphia Born and Raised
- Slob it, don't Bobbit
- Triv free die hard
- Smells like Team Spirit
- Piiiivvoootttt
- My tomagachi has a pog addiction
- You got mail
- Could we BE anymore 90s?
- We were on a break!

42 Ale House 
- Hold me closer, Tony Danza
- I nicknamed my dick the burj khalifa
- Who needs Summerfest when you have trivia
- We are nihilists, it’s exhausting

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Stormi with a chance of golden showers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- ATM - A hole in the wall to pay for holes in the wall
- What do Donald Trump and a condom  have in common? They both are good at separating children from their mothers...
- Florida: America's Droopy Dick
- When Summerfest Sucks, They Will Blame Trump!

- Is That Wagyu In Your Pants?
- Lizards Aren't the Only Ones Who Know How to Use Their Tongues
- Donald J Dump
- We Only Eat Cage Free Babies
- Charles Dickenabox

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Artsy Fartsy Hipster Batman
- I Use a Spoonful of Vaseline Each Day Too, But I Don't Eat It
- Reach Out and Touch Someone Is Also Bill Clinton's Slogan
- *Insert Thong Song Here*

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Lady Gaga's Meat Dress: #neverforget
- My favorite kind of BJ is Bowser Jr.
- Someone farted on Lebron, get it....pink eye
- IHOB: International House of Buttz
- Alex Trebek is a Smug Twat
- Justified to Nookie all over your face
- The Men On Our Team Are Well Hmong
- Mo-mo-mo-mormonism is my Fant-ta-ta-sy
- Monica Lewinski's Cuban Cigars
- No Pain, No Gein
- Reach out and touch someone...at Sandusky Summer Camps

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Violets are Red, Roses are Smelly, I Spent Last Night with Petroleum Jelly
- John Trivialta and Otrivia Newton John
- I'll Show You the Biggest Organ in the Body
- 7 Days without a Pun Makes One Week
- Why don't chickens wear pants? Their peckers are on their heads
- Reach Out and Touch Someone: The Archdiocese of Milwaukee
- Alice Cooper's Stupid Band Name

Club 400
- Asians drive so bad, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident
- We drink and we know things

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- Jeffrey Dahmer’s House of Ribs
- Blood, Bath, and Beyond: Rated M for mature

Dugout 54
- Bleeding pus buckets
- The pen 15  club

Enlightened Brewery / Twisted Path
- Trump Gives Himself a Pard-On
- When I Pick Up a Bone It Means Something Completely Different
- Thomas Crapper: That Man Knew His Shit
- We Googled All the Answers
- Jeffrey Dahmer's Freezer of Pieroguys
- Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
- Poop

Izzy Hops
- Oedipus and the Motherfuckers
- Lil’ Romeo ain’t got shit on Lil’ Bow Wow

Jack's American Pub
- Bill Cosby's Illegitimate Children
- Honey, I flunked the Quiz
- Quiz in my pants
- "Taste my rainbow" - Donald Trump
- I quized a girl and i liked it
- Never run with a bagpipe. you might hit someone in the eye. Worse yet, you might get kilt
- Doubtfire, in a meat dress, with the tommy gun

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- It's getting Hoyt in here
- Miralax: Runs Deep
- In dog beers we've only had one
- Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks
- British accents make me HOT!
- Team mediocrity
- Coup de Tosa
- Trump's Pard-On
- I'm only here for the alibi
- Flat Earth Cartographers
- If it wasn't for America, this quiz would be in German
- Brewers Win, Cubs Lose, We Drink Beer
- Verne Troyer is a Giant of an Actor
- We don't flush at Trump Tower
- Happy 3rd Birthday Theo!
- We don't know Bruce Willis films
- Two girls, 1 cup of beer
- Average scores brought to you by WaterStone Bank
- England's greatest gift to the world - Murica!
- How many times did the UK go to the moon? Asking for a friend...
- Down with our colonial oppressors. God bless America!

Loaded Slate
- Bicurious George and the disappearing banana
- Chicks with dicks
- A team has no name

The Love Shack 
- Vincent Van Go Hards
- 2nd Cherry Cola Pop Divas

- Ed Gein’s Custom Upholstery and lampshades
- Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking
- My Dentist has all the drugs
- Parks & Wreck
- C U Next Tuesday

Midnight Pig Tap Room
- The Squirrel and the Stag

Milwaukee Ale House
- Get in the bunghole
- The official joint USA & North Korean supreme trivia team 
- This bicycle seat was designed specifically for lance Armstrong’s uniball
- But, like, who are the maids milking?
- Thomas crapper shit on our score

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- My husband grew up 3 blocks away from Dahmer and lived to tell the tale!
- My parents wish I'd been separated at the border.
- What's That Stench Coming From the Pfister? 

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Introducing Kate spades new designer body bag
- Milwaukee brat house center for kids who can’t drink Schiltz good
- Everybody Kim Jung Un Tonight! KJ
- Make immigrants great again
- Trumps space force: on high alert for illegal aliens

New Berlin Ale House 
- The Not So Incredibles
- I’d rather be on jeopardy!

Newsroom Pub
- Six tits and a dick
- You're a Quizzard Harry
- Mr. Miagi and the E Street Band

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Les Quizzerables
- ICE, ICE, Baby Jails 

Rally Time, West Bend
- We're Not ashamed of what we did for a Klondike bar.
- My Drinking Team has a Trivia Problem
- 4 Dudes and a pair of boobs
- Crystal Methodists

Red Lion Pub
- The Derek Zoolander Team for Kids who can drink beer good, but wants to do trivia good too
- My doctor said to drink apple juice cause oj will kill you
- Quit thinking start drinking
- Flies spread disease so keep yours closed
- 5 inches Collectively
- Butter my Crossiant
- Insert Uranus Joke Here

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Don’t Swear in Church

Sobelman's, Richfield
- Bed, Bath and Beyoncé
- Your a Quizard, Harry
- UW Zeros
- It's my birthday and I'll quiz if I want to
- The Australian kiss - like a French kiss but down under

The Tosa Tavern
- What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun
- Nobody puts baby in a corner, but Trump puts them in cages

Three Lions Pub
- The Ambien made us do it
- My parents said Jake Gyllanhael was boxing in Brokeback Mountain
- Trump’s staying at the Pfister, but I thought he lived Pee Pee
- Swanky Unicorns

Whole Foods, Streeterville 
- My grandma can’t wrestle but you should see her box
- The young and the Guessless

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Trump/Rodman 2020
- My Kid Is Having a Great Time At Trump Camp
- I Demand a Re-Count

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Drunk Suburbanites

The Greatest Quiz on Earth... Disney Trivia is Back!

Thursday, June 28, 2018
This one promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz hits select pubs and bars this July...

Current locations and dates include...

Sunday July 29th... (all at 7pm)
- 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- Colectivo Lakefront Cafe (on the patio), Milwaukee, WI
- Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI

Tuesday July 31st... 

- Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI, 7:00pm

Wednesday August 1st...
- Last Call
, Minneapolis, MN: 6:30pm
- Uptown Tavern
, Minneapolis, MN: 8:00pm

We expect to add one more location in Milwaukee (east side or downtown) and possibly one in Waukesha so watch this space.

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes. 

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

MKE League Registration & Info

Sunday, June 24, 2018

If your team is a regular participant of Quizmaster Trivia games in the Milwaukee area (our home base) then it's a no-brainer to sign up for our MKE League!

It's pretty simple: register your details below for FREE. Every time you play at a Milwaukee-area venue include your league number (emailed to you after you register) on your answer sheet alongside your team name.

We track your score over 10 week periods and accumulate them in a league table to see how you stack up against Milwaukee's elite trivia teams! Plus once you register your league number is yours for LIFE! So no need to come back and re-register for each league. Just keep playing and using that same good ol' league number and we'll take care of the rest.

At the end of each league season, we have a post-season tournament featuring hundreds in cash, bar tabs and swag prizes.

Details for our latest MKE League are below:

- Begins: July 9th, 2018
- Final week: September 10th, 2018
- Duration: 10 weeks
- Post season tournament: TBA
- Play as many times as you like, at as many different participating venues as you like.
- Register your team below for FREE.
- Your team's "league number" from previous leagues (if applicable) now carries over to this league. No need to re-register if you played previously.

MKE League FAQs:

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
Yes! Registration can be made below. If you don't register online your scores will not be counted at the bar.

What is our "league number"? 
Once your team registers below, you will be emailed a three-digit "league number". Be sure to include this after your team name (on your answer sheet) each time you play. This way you can change your team name each week (to try to win the "best team name" prize), but it'll still be easy for our Quizmasters to track your score.

Will our "league number" be the same as last time?
YES. To save us all a little time and to avoid confusion, the league number you were given for our last league will be yours until further notice!

How does the scoring work?
Teams are awarded points for attendance and #winning also. Every time you show up and play a Quizmaster event you receive 10 league points. The top five teams at each quiz receive additional points too: 5 points for 1st place, 4 points for 2nd place, all the way down to 5th place. So for finishing 1st you get 15 league points, but you'd receive 10 league points for finishing 10th, so the gap is never too large.

Also, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to stay in the loop on scoring bonus points. Select venues may have additional points awarded for attending on any given night (i.e. 5 bonus points for teams at the Ale House tonight).

Can we register late?
Yes! We understand some people may become aware of our awesome MKE League at a later date. No worries... you can register at anytime and still rack up points.

Can we back-date scores?
We're afraid not. If you had been playing Quizmaster but hadn't registered we can't backdate any score that would've counted. There's not a reliable system in place and way of us truly knowing what your scores were, so no dice we're afraid.

Is there a limit on how many times we play or play per week?
Nope. Rack up as many scores as you like. We want to award teams that are loyal and play a lot, hence why teams get 10 points just for showing up. Also, if you know you're going be out of action for a week or so you could perhaps hit the quiz circuit two or three times another week. So even if you SUCK big time, you've still got a chance of making the top 20.

Will teams be seeded (in the post season tournament)?
Yes, teams will have seeds that correspond to their league finish. This may result in additional perks at the post-season tournament and also just make it more fun when the one seed finishes 10th, haha.

Okay, how much is it? 
Zero dollars. Yes, sign up for the league is free, but players will still have to pay the $1/person entry on the night, where applicable. Hey, remember all those $1 fees go straight to your Quizmaster host... their beer money for the weekend.

What are the prizes?
We'll have some prizes for our top league finisher, but the bulk of the prizes will come at the post-season tournament. These will include COLD HARD CASH, gift cards, Quizmaster swag (t-shirts, koozies), and more!

Can people under 21 play?
We like to include queeps (quiz peeps) of all ages, but this is venue-specific. Some venues let under 21's play, others do not. We encourage players to call the bar directly to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Yes, our team limit of 8 players will be implemented during our quiz nights.

Do the same players have to play every time?
No. Usually there will be a core nucleus of three or four players for each team, with other randoms joining here and there. As long as you use the same league number, your score will be counted all the same.

Do scores from themed quizzes still count?
Yes. In this case they will. Watch our social networks to see what bonuses certain themed events might serve up.

Please register your details below. Note that your below "team name" will just be a standard name to identify your team; you may change your name at quiz nights (to win the "best team name" prize). Just make sure your "league number" is on your answer sheet each time you play…

* Required

MKE League Tourney Info Announced

Thursday, June 14, 2018
MKE League teams! Our latest league is drawing to a close, with the final date to register a score being Sunday June 24th at our 90s quiz (at select locations - see here for details). And details for the post-season tournament have just been announced!

The post-season tournament for our latest trivia league will be held once again at the Red Lion Pub in Milwaukee on Monday July 2nd at 7pm. This also happens to be Summerfest's day-off too.

Tournament topics will include pop culture staples from movies, TV, music and sports. Bring your ringers for all kinds of topics, as knowledge will be across the board.

Watch our Facebook page as select venues will offer extra incentives and bonus points between now and then.

The tournament will be by invite only, with our top 20 league teams all qualifying to take on MKE's elite trivia minds!

MKE League Post Season Tournament details...

When: Monday July 2nd, 7-9pm

Location: Red Lion Pub

How much: FREE (for qualifying teams)

What else: Top ten MKE League finishers will get a table reserved --- all others will be first-come, first-serve.

Will teams be seeded? Yes! Teams will be seeded. The higher your seed, the more quiz hints your team will get in advance.

Team size limit? Yes, teams for the post-season tournament will be limited to 8 players.

What are the Prizes? We'll be giving away $500 cash during the tournament as well as Red Lion gift cards and lots of random booze! Other useless goodies and Quizmaster swag will also be up for grabs too.

But until then, we suggest your team gets busy quizzin' to rack up your league score! And be sure to look out for venues offering bonus points by following us on Facebook or Twitter.

Best Team Names of May 2018!

Friday, June 01, 2018

Game of Thrones Trivia Night
- Ramsey Bolton: still less rapey than Harvey Weinstein
- We drink and we know things
- We know nothing
- Dragonstoners
- Sir Pouncy is the Rightful King of Westeros
- A Team Has No Name
- Arya Gonna Buy Us A Shot? (69 points)
- Every Time Someone Says Hold the Door, I Cry A Little Inside
- Sunny with a Chance of White Walkers
- Get Rich or Die Tywin
- Podrick's Pleasure Palace
- Theon's Favorite Toy
- Winter is a hoax created by the Chinese
- Lick my greyworm
- Get rich or die Tywin
- Crows before hoes
- That’s so three-eyed raven
- Kanye Westeros
- Reeks wiener

42 Ale House
- Shoot Tequila not kids
- Everyone buy me (the greatest quizmaster ever) a drink! It’s my b-dizzle tomorrow!

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Africa is not a country, Mom
- O'Trivia Newton John

Bilda's Freiss Lake Pub
- We have the runs why don't the Brewers
- Periodic Table Dancers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Say what you want about pedophiles... but at least they drive slow through school zones
- Bi-Curious George and the Disappearing Banana
- Soccer - the Nickelback of Sports
- Fuck our score tonight. We’re keeping the pen
- What's the difference between Jews and dollars? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars
- Our Team of 8 Would Have Won #ThanksThanos
- The Best Original Team Name
- Roseanne Should Be Behind "Barrs" - Willow is the greatest movie ever... FACT!

- I Know A Joke About Social Security, But Millennials Won't Get It
- Funt Cases
- Boobytrap Backwards Spells Partyboob
- Four Girls, One 1/2 Pound Sausage
- Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
- Hit Me Bob Ross One More Time

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- New Kids On The Block Had A Bunch of Hits, Chinese Food Makes Me Sick, I Think Its Fly When The Girls Stop By For the Summer, For the Summer
- I'm Suddenly Feeling Very Weird About Playing Twister With My Brother As a Kid
- In 'Tents' Competition @ Camp Bar
- Charlie Chaplin and Hellen Keller Have One Thing In Common: They're Better When Silent
- We Mixed A Bull Dog with a Shitzu And Got A Bull Shit Score

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- The Hardest Working Man in Show Business is Actually LeBron James
- What do Bill Cosby and Santa Clause have in common? They both come when you sleep
- Donald Trump has a Tinky Winky
- Mil-Wauk-Everywhere because my car got towed
- How Do You Have a Conversation with Hellen Keller?
 - Who the fuck spells Matthew with one T?
- Meme-orial Day Veterans

Camp Bar, Tosa
- The hardest part of a vegetable to eat is the wheelchair
- I had no CLUE that my first time playing TWISTER I would RISK popping my CHERRY
- Second Hand Sex Toys
- Who's the most violent athlete? Novak Choke-a-bitch
- Meghan Markle only plays poker on the toilet because she always has a royal flush
- If the Navy Had the Highest Enlistment, That Would Be a Lot of Seamen!
- Thanks to All Who Served

Club 400
- The morning after Pilsner
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Arkansas deaf football team should have been named after The Who

Cork N Barrel
- My couch pulls out, I don’t
- I’m playing with myself

Dugout 54
- The Royal Wedding Sucked

Enlightened Brewery / Twisted Path
- For Next Weeks Picture Round: Animals with Buscemi Eyes!
- They Call Me Elephant Man Too...But For Different Reasons
- Trump's Angels: Marla, Melania and Stormy
- My Face is Tiny Because It's Cold
- Stormy Daniels Likes My Rat Tail
- Feeling Brainless as a Jellyfish
- Thanks for the Text! Love, Your Ex Girlfriends

Izzy Hops
- Don’t Tickle My Pickle
- Today’s Special: Shrimp WINtons
- I Lost My Backpack Downtown, Has Anybody Seen It? - I Like Big Bravo Uniform Tango Tango Sierra
- Roseanne Isn't a Man So She Can't Join the Muslim Bros

Jack's American Pub
- I blow harder than a hurricane. My name is Stormy Daniels
- For everything else, there's bitcoin!
- Quiz Khalifa

Loaded Slate
- Off a lot- if you beat us you beat off a lot
- Were not gay but $20 is $20 50 pts
- Favre dollar footlongs
- Single and ready to be nervous around anyone I find attractive
- Besties with testes
- The society for the promotion of elvish welfare
- Slate sluts
- Mayors of ding dong city

Lucky Chance
- Nashville Waffle House 4 for 1 Victim Special
- DJ Tiny Tip and the Snuggle Fish
- Take One Down, Pass It Around, 98 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

- I before except after L as in leisure
- 90% of German Shepherds are dogs
- Trump pulls out of deals but not porn stars
- Amy Winehouse and the 7 Dwarfs
- Bark Twice if You’re in Milwaukee
- Rapunzel, Rapunzel, does the carpet match the drapes?
- Danny isn’t gay, but $20 is $20

Milwaukee Ale House
- Donald Jamiroqua Trump
- Like a good neighbor...Michael Jackson's right there

Milwaukee Art Museum 
- Too In-Tents
- Tide Pods and Dad Bods
- My Dad WILL walk me down the aisle
- Pitching Tents
- Red Hot Trivia Peppers

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Kanye's Social Media Team
- The "Mass Holes"
- What a Rip-off! My Mr. Potato Head Didn't Come With a Penis!
- David Blaine Made My Anal Virginity Disappear
- You're My Kim Jong Un-ly 1!
- Schlitz Fixture
- "It is in you?" -That's What She Said!
- Courgette, is it in You?
- Batman Only Turns Left
- Make Waukesha great again

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Bucks in eight?
- Old dudes who know stuff?
- The Irish fiveskins
- Assistants to the regional manager
- Make Melania's kidneys great again
- Make baseball great again- legalize hat catching
- I give Harry and Megan two weeks
- Yanny
- Smells like right guard
- Roseanne skipped Starbucks sensitive training
- Roseanne is now a barista at Starbucks (they’re racist too)

New Berlin Ale House
- Why Isn't there a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken comes in his own box.
- I’m not a Hader, I just strike out a lot
- Houston, we have a team name problem
- Besties with Testes
- None of your Quiz-Ness

Newsroom Pub
- Netflix and Cuddlefish
- Can we play twister again
- Nothing Newsworthy

- Cosby pharmaceuticals: you won’t feel a thing!
- Pete Shwetty and his hardy balls

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Elevated Oats
- Bath Tubs are Just Reverse Boats!
- Don’t taze me, bro.

Rally Time, West Bend
- My Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem
- We're Only Here To Establish An Alibi
- Sofa King We Todd Did
- Liquor In The front, Poker In The Rear

Red Lion Pub
- The brains behind Kanye West
- Cosby's perscription Bill is through the roofies
- Poop Francis the Turd
- Oh No! Not Morgan Freeman!
- Probable Cosby
- Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-aambien
- Roseanne's Twitter Handlers

Red Rock Saloon
- My couch pulls out but I don’t
- Gimps and Pimps

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Spiders and condoms: two things we don't fuck with
- #legalizeranch
- Shrek dies in Infinity War

Sobelman's, Richfield
- My Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem
- 3 Not so Wise Guys
- Bed Bath and Beyonce
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- Make Richfield Great Again
- Best name. You've Vodka Be Kidding Me.
- Team Laurel, not Yanny
- You win some, you booze some
- The Trivia Terminators “We’ll be Back”

Sprecher Brewery
- Sharing is Clairing
- The Biggest Cliff Hanger Since the Korean War
- Sprecher? I Hardly Know Her
- Amanda Hugginkiz

Three Lions Pub
- Should Have Kept Depeche Mode
- When Kim Jong Il Pulls Out
- Al Capone was a Wabash Rubbish Furniture Salesman
- Pinky without the Brain

The Tosa Tavern
- Mr. Orange in the White HOuse with Ms. Daniels holding his candlestick
- I pay my lawyer for stuff I don't want to know about
- I just Schitzu'd my pants
- That small jean pocket that nobody has a use for
- Dogs are friends, not food
- North Korean Delegation

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- The Bill Cosby Sleep Society
- The 2018 Met Gala was the safest catholic-themed event for children in years
- Rosanne Barr’s #ambien apology tour

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Jesus is coming... Quick—look busy


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