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25 December 2014

"One Quiz to Rule Them All" is January 25th!

We're pleased to announce that our second all-Middle Earth quiz will be Sunday January 25th at the Milwaukee Ale House....

J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson fans alike will be watering at the mouth over this quiz. Covering a range of book and movie (although mostly movie) knowledge, this 30-question trivia extravaganza will encompass all of Middle Earth, so bring a large group to tackle this one.

Regular prizes will be up for grabs for first and second place, as well as the "best Middle Earth team name". As with most of our themed quizzes, this one will be $5 per man, elf or dwarf, all payable to the (quiz)master of the realm on the night. If you're unable to pay then YOU SHALL NOT QUIZ.

The Ale House will run $3 pints of its delicious craft brews (select varieties) as well as $8 pitchers. Yummy stuff! See you all there.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and drink while you think!

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

14 December 2014

Trivia League Table

- Started: week of Nov. 10th, 2014

- Ends: week of Dec. 15th, 2014

- Last day to tally a score: Sunday Dec. 21st (at MKE Ale House)

- Each team's six best scores will be counted

- Team's will be limited to three BIG scores (from quizzes featuring the QUEEL, a wager round or double or nothing). Such scores are indicated in the league table below in BOLD.

- Teams must post three regular scores (from a total of 50 points)

1st Place:
3 cases of yummy Sprecher Brewery beer + $200 in Quizmaster venue gift cards

2nd Place:
2 cases of Sprecher + $100 in Quizmaster venue gift cards

3rd Place:
1 case of Sprecher + $100 Quizmaster venue gift card

"Team that played the most but obviously isn't very smart":
$100 Quizmaster venue gift card

NOTE: number of times teams have played are in parentheses after their total score...

RankTeam 010203040506

1Gruber = Snape?474852496361

320 (10)
2Beer Buddies433837477660

301 (6)
3Perfect Pints584252634144

300 (8)

278 (10)
5E=MC Hammer4743434473-

6Three Dudes...4337485839-


224 (6)
8Fuckin Wolverine56494759--

9Just the Two of Us__3732385033-

10RickDeez Nutz43415135--

11Scrambled Eggs535654---

12Spaude Pawdy39352637--

13Murder Birds364341---

14Ridder Radio Now333638---

15Suck It Trebek333631---

16Manhole Explosion5141----

17The Quizticles333816---

18Jungle Book Fever3735----

19The Ineffectuals38-----


09 December 2014

Threat Level: QUIZ NIGHT! Our Office quiz recap!

It was a slightly moist and warm out (that's what she said) this Sunday night, as 23 teams converged on the Three Lions Pub in Shorewood for our quiz about The Office.

A 30 question game, featuring two wager round, two "double or nothing" categories and a whole lotta inappropriate "that's what she said" jokes, saw some of Quizmaster's finest Scranton-branch employees come out for fun at 7pm.

In the end, 90 points were up for grabs and it was the trio from the aptly named Here Comes Treble (click on photos to enlarge) who took top spot with their crushing score of 88….

$50 in Three Lions love went their way. We guess it wasn't too hard for them (that's what she said).

Second spot went to Office stalwarts Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Face for the Cure Trivia Team...

He'e event got the sweatshirt. That must be nice and warm (that's what she said).

As per usual at Quizmaster events, the team name prize was fiercely contested, with honorable mentions going to...

  • I delcare BANKRUPTCY!
  • Meredith! Where are your panties????
  • Looks like there's going to be a clean up on aisle 5
  • Is the area red and swollen?

In the end though it had to be a Dwight quote that won over the assistant (to the) regional Quizmaster's heart, with If they catch us, they will rape us! taking away the prize...

Always good for a slightly inappropriate and awkward team name these guys!

And check out more photos from the night…

Good stuff! Watch out for more themed events, including Mad Men, LOTR, Star Wars, Harry Potter and more in 2015!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think…

Sunday December 7th, 2014 scores:

  1. 88 Here Comes Treble
  2. 84 Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Face for the Cure Trivia Team
  3. 75 Is the area red and swollen?
  4. 74 Re-Cyclops
  5. 71 Impish and admirable
  6. 62 Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
  7. 62 Here Come Treble
  8. 60 Team Flaunkerton
  9. 60 Deangelo's inner circle
  10. 59 Here Come Treble
  11. 59 Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
  12. 57 Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
  13. 57 Crentist D.D.S.
  14. 55 Threat Level: Midnight
  15. 54 Scott's Tot's Whiskey Shots
  16. 50 Meredith! Where are your panties????
  17. 49 If they catch us, they will rape us!
  18. 49 I want people to be afraid of how much I know about the office
  19. 47 I delcare BANKRUPTCY!
  20. 46 Looks like there's going to be a clean up on aisle 5
  21. 45 One man and his hand, "That's what she said"
  22. 45 45 points... and I girl push up
  23. 20 Boner Treble

04 December 2014

Best team names of November 2014!

Brass Monkey
  • Finkle is Einhorn?!?!
  • Why Is My Vibrator in the Refrigerator
  • Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls 
  • Mrs. Doubtfire is the dad?!?
  • Hans Gruber is Snape?!?!
  • Real Men Come Alone
  • Ugh! Fat Bastard Left a Floater in the Toilet

Cafe Centraal
  • Yogi Berra Stole Bases, Not Pic-inic Baskets
  • We Voted In the Last Election and All We Got Were These Stupid Stickers

Cafe Hollander
  • Trash Vortex . . . . Something About Lady Gaga's Who-Ha! 
  • It's Too Cold To Be Smart, We Need To Drink
  • Take Yo Panties Off
  • The Well Hungarians 
  • Stephen Hawking's School Of Dance 
  • What Has Two Arms And Still Sucks??? Jay Cutler 
  • Rick Allen May Only Have One Arm, But I Have Three

Caffrey's Pub
  • We're as high as Aaron Rodgers passing rating
  • Roses are red, so are your lips, sit on my face and jiggle your hips
  • The Ebola diet
  • My sex life is like the Bears defense, no protection
  • Beats by Ray
  • Ray Rice forget the first rule of fight club.
  • The Elections are like my sex life; all the hype always disappointing results

Camp, Shorewood
  • Everyday I'm Shovelin'
  • Mo Money Mo Problems, Right Stanley? -Michael Scott
  • 400 Meters: The Size of a Track And Kim Kardashians Ass
  • Tears Make Good Lubricant, Jay Cutler!
  • 7 States Have Multiple Football Teams and Illinois Cant Even Find One
  • Mary Burke Plagarized This Team Name 
  • The "All Blacks" Are Douchebags 
  • Sandusky Summer Camp

Camp, Tosa
  • Mark Chmura's Hot Tub Crime Machine
  • Jackalope of All Trades
  • How Do You Spell Lichtenschtien?
  • We Laughed So Hard We Schlitzed Ourselves 
  • Ex Quiz It

Club Garibaldis
  • This team across from us is cheating
  • We Salute Our Veterans
  • Jay Cutler's Period
  • Hopefully bribing a Veteran/Quizmaster is worth $10

District 14
  • No more mutha fuckin snakes in our mutha fuckin brewery! 
  • Jay Cutler's Man-gina 
  • Scott Walker is a Whitewalker 
  • Erection Day 
  • The Answer of Course is Mustard

Fixture Brewing Co.
  • We Put The Sexual In Lumbersexual 
  • Tomorrow Is Thanksgiving Eve. I'm Gonna Drink Til I Love My Family
  • Why Are The Vikings Colored Purple? Cause No One Sucks Harder Against The Packers
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
  • Dear Quizmaster, we have your dog
  • You're A Quizzard, Harry!

  • C-O-N-D-O-M, what does that spell?! DEFENSE!!
  • Kim Kardashian's Oily Backside
  • Rodger's Says Relax
  • Quizlamic Extremists
  • Favre like Clinton-Dix Picks

Highbury Pub
  • It's not gay if it's in a 3-way
  • I have a horrible feeling that Bill Cosby names something else Fat Albert
  • Bayview Soccer Club of Bayview
  • I Haven't seen Jay Cutler get whipped like that since Adrian Peterson pledged him in college

Hogs and Kisses
  • The Fox said, who queefed?
  • Jay Cutler Blames The Punter
  • Young, Gay, Republicans
  • Fuck Beiber Fever
  • How do you like them Washington Apples?

Jack's American Pub
  • William Taft's Mustache
  • Tinderella, swipe right
  • I am thankful for 6 more years of Jay Cutler
  • Condoms and Rattlesnakes, two things we don't fuck with
  • If we lose we are going to Ferguson this place up!!!!!!
  • How Do You Say Jay Cutler In Spanish? Mark Sanchez
  • Quiz Me Till I Queel!
  • Do Guys With Chain Wallets Ever Get Tired Of Being Super Bad Ass?
  • The Bears Need a New Punter
  • The Olympic Event, Iron Cross, As First Perfected by Jesus 
  • Is Zip Car That Shit With The Pink Mustache On The Hood?
  • I Came On Eileen

The Loaded Slate
  • Man who goes down airplane aisle sideways is going to Bangkok
  • I Love it When Aaron Goes DEEP!

  • Suprise!! I ate asparagus earlier!! 
  • Whats That Sound?? A mime having a stroke
  • Catchy Team Name With the World "Ebola" In It
  • Is That an iPhone 6 In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Excited To See Me?
  • Clearly Public School Has Failed Me!

Miller Time Pub 
  • Busty Blizzards
  • The Real Dildos
  • The Cleveland Steamers
  • The Kard"ass"ians
  • I know the Bears suck, but come on!
  • I thought this was speed dating

Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • I shave downstairs once every two weeks 
  • I saw a dick pic today!!! it was mine...
  • "She sleeps above the covers... four feet above the covers"

Milwaukee Brat House
  • If you squeeze really hard, white stuff "cums" out 
  • Hair Pie Surprise
  • An erection lasting more than 4 hours 
  • I was the first person to conquer your mom
  • My left nut weighs more than a Kentucky Derby jockey
  • The equatorial bulge is… in my pants
  • Quiz on my face!! 
  • Swallow first ask questions later

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Taylor and the Not so Swifts
  • Don't Jerky my Tofurkey
  • Adrian Peterson's Babysitting Service
  • Bill Cosby likes his Jello like his women.....lays there while he pokes it

New Berlin Ale House
  • Dumbest And Dumberest
  • My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
  • I Can't Think Of Any Good Puns Right Now
  • Who Saw The Movie Grudge Match? 
  • Two's Company But 3 Is A Preferable Number Of People For A Successful Trivia Team
  • Aaron Rodgers Just Threw Another Touchdown Pass Against The Bears

  • Shit Happens
  • The Fox said, who queefed?
  • Vladimir Putin's Hoe Garden
  • What Did You 'Putin' my 'Bush'?!

Red Rock Saloon
  • I wish this microphone was a penis
  • One shot and I wake up face down in a pile of cocaine
  • Scott Walker: more wins in Wisconsin than Jay Cutler
  • Sigourney Weaver's Beaver 
  • I only hold my breath to get the beaver

  • Sweat Pants Boner
  • 99 Problems But Crabs Aint One

St. Francis Brewery
  • Titanic Was the First Time I Saw Boobs With My Parents
  • The Fifth Ninja Turtle is the Senate Majority Leader
  • Do Homeless People Get Knock Knock Jokes? 
  • Our Girlfriends Are at Book Club
  • So It's Okay to Land a Soda Can on a Space Rock, But I Shine a Laser at an Airplane and It's a Felony?! 
  • Kim Kardashian's A$$troid

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • How do you say "cankles" in Korean?
  • I lost my ID so I voted for Mary Burke
  • We Elect To Remain The Not-So-Silent Minority 
  • Electile Dysfunction 
  • I went as Ebola for Halloween and no one got it…

Three Lions Pub
  • AA is for quitters
  • It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents house on acid the whole time 
  • What's dark and curly? Bill Crosby
  • Dr Who? And Nurse what?

Two Bucks
  • Master Debators 
  • Camouflage Condoms: They never saw us coming
  • Ferguson Glass Repair Company
  • Dolla Dolla Bills, not just for strippers anymore
  • Czech Yo Slovakia Dude
  • Abortion Brings Out the Child in Me
  • Chicken Pot Pie: My three favorite things
  • We came too early because of daylight savings time
  • The Craigslist Fisting Listing

Wayward Kitchen
  • Ron Tugnutt's Power Drencher

Whiskey Bar

  • This Thanksgiving, I'm Thankful for Alcohol
  • Influenza Will Beat Ebola 52,000-1 This Year
  • America Hates Lawyers

Who's on Third
  • Chick-Fil-Atio
  • Straight Outta Wiscompton

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