Best Team Names of October 2020

Monday, November 02, 2020

The Office Quiz
- Voldemort 
- What up Cynthia? 
- Boobs, beer, battlestar galactica Tt

The Baaree
- The fly on Pence’s head 

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- "Trivia? You can't handle the trivia!"
- Miss Scarlett at the bar with the beer stein

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Maybe she's born with a dick. Maybe it's Maybelline.

Caffrey's Pub
- My drinking team has a trivia problem 
- Quiz in my pants 
- Master debators
- Ben Dover and Hugh G. Rection 
- Quiz Khalifa

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- The Irish Definitely Need the Sun 
- The leaning tower of Pizza 
- Ugh… What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. 
- Tom Hanks’ Only Fans should be called Hankie Panky
- DUI Know Nothing 
- Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B Shells 
- We Took after the packers this week… Scored early and then fell apart…
- El Chapo and Pablo Escobar aren’t the same people?!?

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Die Hard Fuck Harder 
- The last of the vegans 
- How about them Cowgirls
- Our first time be Gentle 
- Sloppy Seconds

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Two things never grow old: dark humor and unvaccinated kids
- Q has to cum first, U can cum anytime

Hogs & Kisses
- Bukake Party 2020 Foreskins and Friends
- Putting on the Fritz 
- Foreskins and Friends

Izzy Hops
- Mediocre Date

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Two kills? I’d call that a Tuesday 
- If you only need two kills to be a 007, then what does that make 2020 
- Idaho, no you da hoe 
- A stop sign had two sides - a front and back, so there! 
- In America, no pants no problem 
- Banned on zoom for not wearing pants
- Limp & wet: and that's just our scorecard
- Midwife Crisis

Milwaukee Ale House
- May I enter your volga 
- You call it a brace, I call it a jockstrap

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- 2 chicks 1 dick
Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Trump has 3 comorbidities: old, fat, and poor 
- Who tf is Granny Smith?
- Rumpleminz is love. Rumple minz is life 
- Yakety yak Backstreet Boys are back alright 
- Rusty trombones 
- Trojan- squirt some 
- The Green Bay bears
- Fuck marry kill: R. Kelly, Michael Jackson, Bugs Bunny
- “Drivers wanted” - grey goose vodka 

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- Princeton must call themselves America's College Team #LivinLikeDallasCowboysFans
- Millenials don't know who Ozzy Osbourne is and neither does Ozzy Osbourne
- Witch, don't kill my vibe

- Master Debaters 
- We Came Screeching to Trivia to Avoid Winnie the Pooh Live 
- Lady Gaga Fucked Us Again 
- Where Is The Denali? Alaska Later! 
- Ferris Bueller's Day Cough 

Pete's Pub
- Where were going we don’t need roads 
- The kids R Kelly peed on 
- There is something about Brett sending dick picks 
- Well Hungarians

Red Lion Pub
- Bucks in 6 
- Dick slaps and ass claps
- I thought this was speed dating Name: Oscar pistorius dropped the soap

Three Lions Pub
- Playin through the plexiglass 
- Never land is never more
- The sixth biggest bone is in my pants

The Office Trivia Night is back this October!

Sunday, October 04, 2020

The Office trivia night is back this October. If you're a little stitious we suggest you arrive early for this one seating is limited at most locations due to COVID. Most venues are not taking reservations - but are first-come, first-serve.

Questions for this one will be spread far and wide... that's what she said. And all Little Kid Lovers are welcome too.

Current locations include...

Sunday September 11th...
- 5:00pm: Milwaukee Brat House, Milwaukee, WI
- 5:00pm: Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood, WI
- 6:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI

Wednesday September 14th...
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best The Office team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Please follow local mandates regarding COVID-19 and respect a venue's policy on mask wearing. 

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of February 2020

Thursday, March 05, 2020

Friends Trivia
- Could this BE a better team name?
- the one where we lose trivia
- I’m looking at the Wenus and I’m not happy!
- Pivot!
- If I had to, I’d pee in any one of you!
- The scrabble tiles marcel swallowed
- The one where it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen all the time, and it is a big deal
- The one where Rachel finds a bra
- We were on a break!
- Chandler's A Girl!
- Monica's Thunder
- That's How They Measure Pants... IN PRISON.
- The Transponsters
- Rubbin Chandler’s nubbin
- Tribbiani|Bing 2020
- I’m just a love machine
- Don’t make us go Red Ross Joey
- So no one told you  trivia was gonna be this hard” *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
- Chandler’s Job
- The Crap Bags
- Ross’ Next Failed Marriages
- I just babboozled Chandler!
- The Trivianis
- The Ones Who Teach Your Kids
- The Noisy Girls Upstairs
- Team Wenus
- The One Where We Have a Team Name
- Princess Consuela Banna Hammock and the Ugly Naked Guys
- Mrs. Chanandler Bongs
- Chandler's Bing is Bigger than the WENUS

42 Ale House
- Erected Colin GIRTH
- Eggplants: suitable for emojis, not for lasagna
- Oh, the kids are gone! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Butthole

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- 60% of the time I can identify all the pictures of dogs
- Is that an eggplant in your bikini or are you just happy to see me
- Oops I blew his French Horn
- let's get funny under this snuggie

Black Husky
- Menace to sobriety
- I would do anything for love but I won’t to tongue in cheek
- Black Huskies in Snuggies and corsets
- Pardon me are you Rod Blagoyovich?

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Tiger Woods plays 36 holes a day and still finds time to play golf.
- Oops! I wish Quizmaster Katelin and I could do it again!
- Quizmaster Katelin is so white, when the lights went out, I could still see her.

Caffrey's Pub
- Kansas City Queefs
- One of my dads is gay
- Storm Ciara
- Michael Jackson Doll: Pull the string and it plays with your kid
- The microphone gave me Tourette’s
- When I saw the pig wearing lipstick, I camelot.
- My grandma doesn’t wrestle but you should see her box
- Low standards and big pours
- I hate when I put noise cancelling headphones on and I can still hear the voices in my head
- Weinstein’s casting couch

Camp Bar Shorewood
- Hey bartender , whats’s your number
- The foolproof way to decimate our score is name that tune
- Twin Diesel should shave his head, too … cuz that don’t look right
- You Can't Put Lipstick on this Score

Camp Bar Third Ward
- My Spanish Teacher BF Won't Stop Talking About Pelota
- Dicks Out For Kobe
- The Mongeese and Meese are Friends
- OJ in Taft's Tub with his Rocketman
- I Always CAMELOT when a player touches the ball
- I Will Have a Corona Virus, Hold the Lyme Disease
- Yooper in da Pooper
- Saving Ryan's Privates: The Wettest Place on Earth

Camp Bar Tosa
- Tonight, Iowa's Cauc is in all of Us
- God's Plan is to decimate my rabbit hole
- OJ Simpson: Cut my wife into pieces... this is my last divorce,
- Reverend Green grabbed my candlestick in the lavatory
- King Arthur: the original porn star.. he came a lot
- The kids under Michael's blanket
- The wettest place in the world is my golden snitch
- Ryan Reynolds can rock my casbah

Colectivo, Lakefront
- I'll take my Corona Virus with a slice of Lyme disease
- Happy Valentine's Day! I caribou you!
- Junior Varsity Tug-of-War Team
- Quizmaster Trivia Paid For By the Michael Bloomberg Campaign (yes he bought this too)
- We're just like the MVP who isn't Wayne Gretzky - you don't know our names either

- Shakira won the twerk off
- Dark and Stormy Daniels
- If you give us best team name we'll give you a girl scout cookie
- It's Definitely Not Britney Spears, Bitch

Hogs & Kisses
- Our Couch Pulls Out We Don't
- For a good time call....dave
- I’m not a doctor but those arent bones

Inferno, West Bend
- Marty,  where we're going we don't need toads

Izzy Hops
- Iowa Cockus
- General Sherman is Thicc
- I'll Show You The Wettest Place On Earth
- Power Stroking Street Festival
- Ebola... I Barely Know Her...!
- And that concludes our team names for tonight, come back tomorrow for naked trivia!
- Vatican City is not a country
- Gaylord has The Big "D

Jack's American Pub
- Congrats to Mitch Gallagher, AKA "General Spermin"
- Hope you count these faster than Iowa
- Chad Kroeger fan club
- Quizzed in the face
- Mitch is asshole. Why we hate?
- I like a little lymes diseases with me coronavirus
- The whore genre? That's my favorite genre!
- We powerstroke as a team
- World class powerstrokers
- I'm not superstitious, I'm a little sticious
- I, the reader, will buy a round for the bar.

Loaded Slate
- The camouflage condoms. You’ll never see us cumming
- Quiz stain
- Be my modelo and lime... bc I don’t want to die
- Triv free or die hard
- I am once again asking for your financial support

- Karen, Shut Up About the Halftime Show
- The Smarty Pints
- Whiskey Business

- Its Always Sunny in Arizona
- We couldn’t think of a funny team name so just say something funny for us if you announce
- The Wuhan Clan: Straight Outta Quarantine
- Seth Mcfartland

Milwaukee Ale House
- Hitting the peak and screaming "sex panther"
- Pork Tenderloin Sandwich - $10 (like...what?!)
- George bush the original thanos
- Tom Brady kisses his son on the lips
- A tale of Two Titties
- How many grillz could bear grylls wear if bear grylls could wear grillz
- Romper Stomper? I hardly know her!
- We just hope everyone had a fun time
- Yo mamás so ugly she makes my lake go placid

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- A Tale of Two Titties
- Overweight with a Beer and Glasses

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Ushers abs are fine but his dick is not
- Today I learned about animal mating rituals
- General Sperman
- Who the fuck calls a vodka cranberry a cape codder
- Power stroking? No thumb delivery? Sounds like competitive masturbation to me!
- The no thumb delivery is my move in the bedroom
- Settlers of wuhan
- Pour me a coronavirus
- Blood bath and beyond
- Is that your funny bone or are you just happy to see me?
- If a group of unicorns is called a blessing, is a group of cubs fans called a curse?
- Easy Gaylord, it’s just a game
- Resting Britney bitch face
- If the earth is flat why am I downward spiraling

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- Blood Bath and Beyond
- Topeka City Chiefs
- Our Litmus Test Results: Basic Bitches
- Our Best Players Are Not Here
- The Lime to Your Coronavirus
- Quiz Pro Quo
- Squid Knees
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- Flies Down for Trivia

- Six Willies and A Bowl of Deez Nuts
- Holy Strawberries, Batman! We're in a Jam!
- Power Stroking Our Way to the International Indoor Competitive Masturbation Championship
- The Wettest Country is Your Mom's Vagina
- Coronavirus...Now With Lime
- BEERded Clams
- I Use My Anal Beads to Pray
- We Never Have A Good Name
- I Still Like Corona
- Where's That 10 Inches You Promised
- With Every New Coronavirus Infection, Morgan Freeman Gets A Freckle

New Berlin Ale House
- I'll porc ur pine
- Tequila Mockingbird
- That thing Shakira did with her tongue was pretty cool!
- Bruce wayne wishes he had mom's spaghetti
- Let's get quizzical

Newsroom Pub
- My Safe Word Is "Keep Going"
- That Damn Redhead

Oak & Shield
- Blacked out b*tches

- I call my dick “Cheney” because it shoots people in the face
- Dahmer’s quality meats
- I saw a porn once named “A Tale of Two Titties, featuring Charles Dick-ens

Raised Grain
- Question 21? It's Britney Bitch
- Klobacher's Spring Training Camp
- Team Bears, Beets, Battle Star Galatica
- Quizzard's of Hopwartz
- Raised Brains

Rally Time, West Bend
- Trump: We’re not in Kansas anymore
- Thank goodness this patriarchy won’t allow me to drive. I can barely handle the vote
- Oops, Bear Grills Did It Again
- Poops, I Did It Again
- If my boobs are in my midsection, I'm going to need a really good bra
- I put in my good underwear and shaved my legs for this?

Red Lion Pub
- My 401k has coronaviris with lime
- Enema of the state
- USA is a three letter country

Second Salem Brewing
- Christ, Can we talk about these lights, i mean seriously?
- The terrific third tetra trumpet team
- Baby Yoda dicks
- Who the fuck gets toe cancer? And who the fuck is liam hemsworth?!

Tosa Tavern
- Sorry there's spit up on this sheet
- Slide on my trombone
- Spank Stream, Spank Brother, Spank Bank

- Hopefully it's not a rusty trombone
- If you're Keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, but a cunning stunning stunt kite
- Fucking Mongolians
- Tug-of-War Isn't A Sport
- #OvariesB4Brovaries

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Feeling the Bern in my Caucus
- We are again asking you to save us from going home empty handed

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Our most commonly used 3 letter word is Poo
- Foot Stuff
- Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Sometimes You Wanna Go Where Everybody Knows You're Lame

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Best Team Names of January 2020!

Saturday, February 01, 2020

Disney Trivia
- Who killed mufasa? Quasimodo has a hunch
- The Walt quizneys
- If we win we’re going to Disney world!
- Someday my pints will come
- Under the sea of beer
- Mickey Mouse is the original cheesehead
- I ate ratatouille and now I Winnie the poohed in the pride land
- Emperor's brew crew
- Call us, beep us, but you can’t beat us
-Turn down for Walt
- Foolish mortals
- I’m both a beauty and a beast
- Rafikis red hot butt cheeks
- Bippity boppity bitches
- Can you feel the Disney love tonight?
- Poor little poopsies
- Let me Buzz your Woody
- Your mom showed me her cave of wonders
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- I've Got a Friend in Me. Is it Buzz or Woody?
- You must be a diamond in the rough because you can enter my cave of wonders.
- Kiss my Snow White ass.
- Buzzed on Light Beer
- Australia Needs the Rescuers Again
- Beauty in the streets, but a Beast in the sheets.
- Bippity Boppity Bitches
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- Mary Poppin' That Booty
- Bippity Boppity Booyah
- Pinocchio’s Got a Woody
- We Cry at Every Song
- Moo-lan (69) Best Name
- We're the team from the bar and you're watching Disney Channel

42 Ale House
- Duo of the fates
- Melania does West Allis
- The Book of Moron

Basement Bar
- Our Drinking Team NASA Trivia Problem

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- New year new me same low IQ
- Can we talk about the fact that the yellow ranger was Asian and the black ranger was African American? Did anyone notice something was weird about that when they were a kid
- I'd rather eat strawberry Cheetos than listen to Hamilton again
- What the hell is Crunk Juice, we're underage

Black Husky Brewing
- Hamms Bamm Thank You Samm
- Mighty Morphin Beer Drinkers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Iran’s National Sausage: Smoked Soleimani
- My girlfriend refers to my cock as the Magic 8 Ball.
- My future = Magic 8 Balls deep in Quizmaster Katelin tonight.
- If Brass Monkey wins best trivia night, I, Katelin, will buy everyone a shot next week.
- You know shit's going down when your friend says "Hold My Teeth..."
- Katelin also plays with colored balls.
- Can I get a Lyme Disease with my Corona Virus?

Caffrey's Pub
- Lil Kim Jong Un
- Chick-Fil-Atio
- Stevie Wonder’s School of Driving
- Corona Virus: Find Your Beach
- If you love Porn Hub, you’re gonna love Porn Hub Live Catholic Church Casting Couch
- My girlfriend just broke up with me… apparently size does matter

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- James bond Quiz another Day
- The Great bro hug tragedy
- I rolled a James Blunt this weekend
- Little John’s lil’ jon
- We didn’t get all the alcohol questions right
- Johnson’s tinder profile is schnazz cucumber

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- You CAN lick our dick
- Spare me the Helen Keller jokes
- Your Little John Loves Our Trout Pout
- Margaret Thatchers Tickle Spot
- Tinder Date Progression: Tremendous, Stupendous, Hazardous, Horrendous

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Hung Like a Javelin
- Unlike Nixon, they CAN like our dick
- Helen Keller walked into a bar... and a table... and some chairs
- My Blue Johnson is a BFG and it's Horrendous
- The brightest beam of light shoots out of the tip of my penis,
- What goes well with coronavirus? Limes disease

Colectivo, Lakefront
- We Got Kicked Out Of the Trump Rally
- Oklahomies
- Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge
- Raspberry, Psychic, Psalm, Pseudonym, Pneumatics, Psoriasis, Psychedelic
- Batman's Cave of Wonders

- My javelin is 6'2"
- Hellen Keller’s magic touch
- Save a Tree Eat a Beaver

The Inferno
- Somebody's Friend
- Miss D's Hoez

Izzy Hops
- Kenya Be More Pacific?
- We have more balls than Lance Armstrong
- headbutt, pumpbutt, deepbutt
- Deep Throating Eggs

Jack's American Pub
- We did NOT meet online #hinge
- Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone's going to die. Let's watch some tv
- Thank you, Chuck Norris
- Don't know Jack squat
- These Chinese Coronas are making me sick
- Everyone come to Mitch's trivia going away party next week. He is buying drinks for everyone all night
- Aladdin's glory holes
- In dog beers, I've had one

The Loaded Slate
- The class holes aka the over thinkers
- Cum hollaback girl
- These balls also dropped at midnight
- New year same shitty team
- One claw that’s all
- You make me quiz in my pants
- Rafikis red hot butt cheeks
- Were bringing zaxy back
- Under the bleachers by Seymour butts
- Denim dynamite aka titty tugnut
- The only $3 import I want is corona virus
- Corona virus with a lime
- Hungry hungry hoes

- You Quero Taco Bowl'
- Farts and Please Her (Arts and Liesure)
- Ron Jeremy had 3 arms too!

- There’s a copperhead in my boots
- Harry Otter and the Silent P

Milwaukee Ale House
- If Iran was socialist it would be WEran
- Iowa: passive top missouri: dominant bottom
- I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock
- Winnie the flu
- My snakes don’t spit they swallow
- Peepee poopoo

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- I Want to Taste Your Spicy Meatball
- The Bastard Sons of Peter Francis Geraci
- Red Headed Stepchildren

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Our team is hotter than Australia
- I just want Taylor to have to say antetokounmpo
- Who brat the wiener mobile to the sausage party
- Make our team great again
- My couch pulls out but Kevin spacey doesn’t
- Why can’t you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because they’re extinct
- Preparation h for my cave of wonders
- The Georgia O'Queefs

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- I Stayed at the Pfister and Now I Walk Funny
- We Are Not Losing Sober
- My Pee is Also Silent
- If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge A Ball

- The Quizzard of Oz
- My Dad Has More Matches On Tinder Than Me
- Kenya Dig It
- I Am Not the Pheasant Pluckers
- The 8th Horcrux Was His Dick
- Preparation H...Good For The "Hole"
- Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem

New Berlin Ale House
- Bears, Beet, BattleStar Galactica
- Rock the Cash Bar 4th
- Brovaries before Ovaries
- Pump Fake the Deep Throat
- 88 points in the first half!
- Preparation H? Why not call it operation ass cream?

- Slut dragons
- MBP Most Ballielist Player

Rally Time, West Bend
- Your Mom Has The Whitest Teeth Ive Ever Come Across
- His Balls Were Yellow From Too Many Cheetos
- Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Red Lion Pub
- What's in your wallet?... Cocaine
- We just want to thank our agents, our gods and fuck off.
- Better late than pregnant the sequel
- Pass me a Corona, not a Coronavirus
- Big Fact Hunt
- Trivial Pursuits
- Better late than pregnant
- I just came for the self esteem boost.

Three Lions Pub
- The Simpsons have been on the air for 30 years and relevant for 20, why is it on our quiz?
- The Liver - The Heaviest Organ in Milwaukee
- Don and the giant impeachment
- Bare Girls
- Mushy peas?  Yes, please!
- He doesn’t know this is a date
- Wow that escalated quickly

The Tosa Tavern
- Madonna's Chunnel
- Specificity.. Cause we are all smart?
- My Jizz is Worth 29 points
- Who said cocaine isn't legal?
- Is that Russell Crowe as Les Quizerable,
- Maybe if Russell Crowe did movies with sex workers more people would see them

- Still hungover from NYE
- We cordon blew it
- Cash, grass, or ass
- 2 guys 1 girl
- Scott's Tits sponsored by Tomorrow Jeremy
- Scott's Tots sponsored by Sbarro's
- I'd tug Ron's nuts
- Put a lime in your Corona virus
- Neverland Survivors

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- 70% of the time, we're right every time
- Justice for Mr. Peanut
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? -IT goes through a jarring experience

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Impeach on Earth
- Jeff Bezos Facts Return
- Miller Low Lifes
- Smarty McFly: Facts to the Future
- The Katherine Ranft Scholarship Fund for Comedic Development

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Impeaches and Cream (USDA organic, of course)
- Have a yaba daba doo da day!

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Pants
- Silently correcting your Grandma

OH. MY GAWD! Friends trivia is this February!

Monday, January 27, 2020

Oh. My. Gaaawd!

Assemble your F•R•I•E•N•D•S (except may be that one person who doesn't share food) and practice your best Unagi for this quiz as it promises to test the most die-hard of Friends TV fans. 📺 Fortunately though you won't lose your apartment over any wrong answers!

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics from across all 10 seasons of Friends.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S "costumes" are highly encouraged! 👚👖👗

This event is $5 per quiz at select locations but free at others (starred ** venues below have an entry fee). Venues with a $5 entry fee will feature an additional CA$H PRIZE for the winning team!

Current dates and locations include:

Sunday February 23rd...
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Milwaukee, WI **
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Shorewood, WI **
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Wauwatosa, WI **
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI 
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI

Tuesday February 25th
- 6:00pm: Camp Trippalindee, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 8:30pm: Camp Tripalindee, Madison, WI

(Camp Trippalindee is hosting two Friends quizzes that night - an earlier and later time)

Wednesday February 26th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing, Waukesha, WI **
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN

Thursday February 27th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Second Salem Brewing Co. Whitewater, WI

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best FRIENDS team name" and most venues will be running specials too.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes.  

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough. 

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of December 2019!

Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Star Wars Trivia
- Livin La Vida Yoda
- Let Poe & Finn Kiss You Cowards
- General Beers
- All About that Bass, No Rebels
- Vader’s Toys: caution choking hazard
- Phallic Guinness as obi wang kenobi
- Wampa stompa
- Lookin for love in Alderaan places
- Some like it Hoth
- We got slaughtered like younglings
- Livin La Vida Yoda!
- It’s over Quizmaster... we have the high ground
- the AT-STDs
- Qui Gon Gin and Juice
- Not Just the Men, the Women and The Children, Too
- Execute order 69
- The Force is Strong With This Pun
- MacKlunky Shot First
- Stop Looking at my Ass-tromech
- USS Enterprise NCC 1701
- Rebel Scum
- Sith Happens!
- Kessel Run DMC
- Ewokin in a Endor Wonderland
- Carrie Fisher & the Goblet of Cocaine
- Wookie Motherfucker! Do you Speak it!?
- Baby Yoda Diaper Squad
- Let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons
- Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders
- Inglorius Blasters
- Impeached Palpatine
- I find your lack of answer disturbing

42 Ale House
- I survived Nakatomi plaza Christmas '87 and all I got was this lousy team name
- Next on porn stars: high Heffner quiz on my face
- How do you spell ghonnera?
- If you tickle Santa's snowballs, you're going to have a white Christmas

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
- I was told this would be easier than a Tinder date
- Jingle all the way to fifth place

Black Husky
- It’s Baby Yoda and I’ll cry if I want to

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- The game show that best describes my honeymoon: Naked & Afraid.

Caffrey's Pub
- When you fit in, you disappear
- Too Husky for Sandusky
- Dahmer’s All You Can Eat Buffet
- Bill Cosby’s Knockouts

Camp Bar, Shorewood 
- We Can See Russia From the Willis Tower
-  Sperm Whale, Swallowing… there’s a joke in there somewhere
- Unzip that YKK
- 80s has better music and he turned around, tipped his hat, and  you know who that guy was?! Emilio estev! The mighty ducks man! I was like EMILIOOOOOOO

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Baby Yoda's Enormous Furry Green Penis
- Hans Gruber "One Fall That's All"
- 3 Guys, 6 inches
- The G's that stole Bitchmas
- Merry EDM X-mas
- Rob Ford Blows Koch
- Billy Bush's Koched Up Ball Drop

Camp Bar, Tosa
- I don't know about a whale... But your wife can swallow me whole!
- I'm a Midwest 9, and a CA 10
- Three Week Old Egg Nog
- Got my Picture Taken with santa.. I asked if that was just a candy cane in his pocket
- Mrs. Claus' Yoga Pants give her mistletoe
- Grab Her by the Personality

Colectivo Lakefront
- Yippie Ki Yey Ya Filthy Animal Who Didn't S**t Right For A Week

- She's Out of My League
- I'd play with Santa's sack
- Lady Gaga's Meat Dress (it's in the meatdress)

Izzy Hops
- Thanks-giving Me Hemorrhoids
- Thoroughbred Whoreses
- Dandy Worhol's Banana
- Festivus!

Jack's American Pub
- We could do a "3 men and a baby" type thing
- Snooker? I hardly know her!
- The Parmesan Cheese at Olive Garden is 80% Dandruff
- Dietz Nuts roasting on an open fire
- Yipee Kai-yay mother … you know the rest merry Christmas
- Y’all say something ho ho ho

Loaded Slate 
- Well hung jury
- Jim harbaughs khaki pants
- Yang gang

- Louie, The Panty Dropper
- James and the Giant Impeach
- The Best Part of a Cliffhanger is...

- 3 guys 6 inches
- 12 midgets in a trench coat
- I don’t like my balls touched, it’s a personal thing

Milwaukee Ale House
- Hellen Keller doesn’t know what she looks like either
- The three coldest places are actually Alaska, North Dakota, and the empty space in my bed
- Rudolph’s nose is red cuz his balls are blue
- Shitters full
- It’s beginning to look a lot like impeachment
- Milwaukee parking police can eat my ass

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- Under the Beard Isn't the Only Place Mommy Tickled..
- Bitch Hit Me With A Toaster

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- We surveyed 100 people and they all hate 6 point movie picture questions
- Nine inch males
- The elevation isn’t the only thing that’s high in Colorado
- Guarantee this won’t win best team name
- The Ukraine is weak
- Moana 2020
- Die hard is not a Christmas movie

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- The Pen 15 Club
- I Thought This Was Bingo
- Why is Santa Sad? He Only Cums Once a Year
- Electric Boogaloo 2: Trivial Abuse of Power

- Take Our Sad Score And Make It Better
- The Only Swedish Word We Know Is Ikea
- Hey Batman! Knock, Knock...Who's There? You're Parents Are Dead
- Wild Cards...and I Should Let You All Know It Was Me Who Farted, Sorry!
- All I Want For Christmas Is Never To Hear Mariah Carey Sing That Awful Fucking Song Again -
- Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals
- Where Are The Hanukkah Questions?

New Berlin Ale House 
- White Trash Knight Elephants
- The Christmas tree isn't the only thing lit on a Tuesday
- $120K for a banana???
- Ho ho ho Bah Humbug
- Epstein didn't kill himself 3

- Helen Keller wore mittens, She was speechless

Rally Time
- Mark Anthony impregnated Cleopatra and JLo

Red Lion Pub
- The boys are NOT back in town
- Oral fixation (the dentists)
- Christmas Boners
- Sloth in a box
- All I want for Christmas is a fleshlight.

Second Salem Brewing Co
- Who needs a clever team name when you win 1st place?
- Only our team name can save us now
- A Christmas Squirrel death squad
- Who the fuck is Liam Hemsworth?
- Baby Yoda dicks

Three Lions Pub
- More Moby, less Dick
- Who let the dogs out: snoop, snoop, snoop
- Camoflage condom - nobody saw me coming

The Tosa Tavern
- Bond got pussy galore in every film
- Rummin around the Christmas Tree
- Our Yule goat dropped a Yule log
- Shitter's Full
- Like Russia, we should be banned from trivia

- Kids are still getting "sugar sticks" from priests today
- Say one good thing about another team
- Ken Boners

Whole Foods, Edgewater (Red Star Bar)
- Whole Doods

Whole Foods, Streeterville (Red Star Bar)
- The Sound You Make When You Step on a Lego
- Champagne in the membrane

Whole Foods, Willowbrook (The Brook)
- Ho Ho Horrible at Trivia
- I got Ho-Ho-Hosed


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