Best Team Names of May 2023

Thursday, June 01, 2023

Disney Villains Trivia
- The Captain Hookers 
- We Got Curves Like Ursula
- DreamWorks is better
- Mistresses of all evil 
- Poor Unfortunate Souls
- Ursula's Octo P*ssies
- Hellen Parr is dummy Thiccc (with 3 c's)
- Bibidi Bobbodi Booze
- Haukuna My Tatas
- Gaston’s No-Belle Prize 
- The Maleficent Seven
- Walt Jizzney’s Special Vault
- Poor unfortunate hoes 
- Name a duo better than belle and beastiality
- Malificent’s Meanies
- Poor Unfortunate Souls 
- The Park Hoppers

1840 Brewing
- Kansas City Queefs
- AmsterDAM We're Good At Trivia

The Baaree
- Tom Petty and the Red Hot Titty Peppers 
- 40 below! 
- Did she say "Iconic Penis?
- 5 dozen eggs and an idiot sandwich
- Big Long Bush AKA 2 in the Bush is worth 2 points in the hand

- My moonshine brings all the cows to the yard
- Our expectations are not so great

Brass Monkey
- As dense as whatever that stupid star you asked about is.
- Winnie the Sh*t
- Pfister in the Astor
- God finished off what Ike couldn’t.
- Bob Ross’ Happy Little Accident
- I have the body of a porn star all my clothes say XXX

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Osama bin chow chow

Caffrey's Pub
- Rollie got Fingered by the IRS
- Yes mom, of course I’m studying
- Why does a tire company rate food?

Camino - West Allis
- Don’t stare at me with those Buscemi eyes
- only bad bitches lose trivia

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Rollie Fingered Who?
- Cialis In Wonderland: the best way to die hard
- The party vegetables
- Dat ascot tho
- We're half the team we used to be 
- anal odor, my bumble experience
- Dodger? I hardly know her!

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- the struggle Israel
- Igomma let you finish but that ain’t Chris Pratt
- She Reagan on my Ronald until I trickle down
- Cuming like Niagara Falls

Camp Bar - Tosa
- f*ck marry kill: Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Marco Rubio
- omg Danny Devito I love your work
- Tinder: Obey your thirst
- Leonard DiCRAPrios anal odor
- Props for Plato 
- All dogs win at trivia
- higher than the US debt ceiling

Camp Trippalindee
- Taking Care of Quizness
- January Jones Fan Club

Crafty Cow - Milwaukee
- I'll scuttle your flounder
- My drinking team has a trivia problem

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Electrical haze, hazy during the day, electric at night. Saving you from a singular testicle fright
- past grandpa's bedtime
- we're all homos, homo sapiens

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Sarah Palin can see it from her house!

Deer Camp MKE
- May the 4th team be below us
- Lindsay Lohan’s coke dealers
- Juneau more than one city in Alaska? Because we don’t
- can I get a hoy yaa?
- Cream puff me with your pine nuts daddy

Eagle Park - Milwaukee
- Pete’s Dragon was the zodiac killer 
- This weather is really a Bah-raining on my parade
- New Orleans Jazz in my pants
- The seventh largest land mammal is your mom
- Hey! The beige Lexus out front is getting towed
- Lead is my favorite peanut butter
- We met on bumble and got engaged six weeks ago.

Eagle Park - Muskego
- Quiz Khalifa
- Moist Makers
- The scrotums
- I think one of my dads might be gay

Fox River House
- Give Me Those Steve Buscemi Bedroom Eyes
- Jokers + Midnight Tokers

Gathering Place - Milwaukee
- Zayne Malik Me Till I Moana 
- I sure do love pizza, it would be a shame if I couldn't eat it
- Is Bricklaying a Competitive Motarsport?
- Broncos Are The Sportier Horse When You Just Murdered Your Wife
- Tap it Thrice

Gathering Place - Tosa
- Shark Girl and Lava Boy
- Since when is blowing up toilets newsworthy?  I do it every day!

Izzy Hops
- The live action Little Mermaid animals are abominations
- I Louvre it When She Mona my Lisa
- Lose Yourself in Deez Nuts 
- FUBU: For Ugly Bald Uncles 
- The Barbie Movie: Directed by Clint Eastwood 
- Coolio could solve the Debt Ceiling 
- Crisis UR MOM 
- Peter Dinklage is Daddy
- Phil and the blanks

Jack's American Pub
- Rooster? I hardly know her!!
- Is that a Peter Dinklage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- JFK can’t smile anymore

Lion's Tail - Neenah
- Insert Formerly Racist MLB Team Name Here 
- More Like Bore-a-fil
- Frank Sinatras Mob Contacts
- We Love Tan Cardigans
- 2 nurses 1 cook
- Quiz Khalifa 

Lion's Tail - Tosa
- Skewing the median participant age way up
- I know what isn’t 2 sizes too small
- My field has been plowed this season
- Why do I suddenly have the urge to throw dynamite in a toilet
- I would give my one nut to win trivia

Magoo's on the Mound
- ALL Males are C*cks!
- Should've stayed at McGinn's
- The only birds we know get flipped

- I would eat flounder, Sebastian, scuttle, and your mom’s p*ssy
- Deez nuts, got em! 
- I came on Eileen
- Suck ya like Dyson 
- Smartinis
- Tweedle Deez Nuts 
- Jane’s got jungle fever
- Why is Boris Becher wearing tighty whites
- Mom’s spaghetti
- Dufresne did a whole lot of whacking in prison 
- Makin me Erectus

Milwaukee Brat House - downtown
- Quiz in my lederhosen… Or on my tits… Please 
- skin isn’t my biggest organ
- Singha ? I barely know ha! 
- Float like a butterfly sting like seal team 6
- EL Matador… Spanish for “the Matador” 

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- The rubber f&&kies 
- Couldn't decide between a discus or c*ck joke. PENIS! 
- Scuttle on Deez nuts
- Babylon my c*ck
- The British are coming in my Dyson 
- The true masters of the high renaissance Donatello, Master Splinter, and Shredder
- Alexandre Do my ass 
- I'll show you my wildebeest if you show me your peacock
- Seal team 69… nice 
- Jabberjaw was my nickname in high school
- I shaved my balls for this? 
- Mona my  Lisa 
- Abolish the lightning round 
- I bet no one gets lower than our score
- Peaky blinder…. I barely know her 
- Total eclipse of the fart
- My mom's a Karen 
- Heflefinger your mom at Guantanamo bay 
- These questions got me under pressure 
- Playing trivia like a Neanderthal

Mo's Irish Pub, Wauwatosa 
- Dr. Peppers botched surgery on Lindsay Lohan
- JFK’s Retirement Didn’t Go As Planned

- SEAL Team 6: The Origin of your Mom's Only Fans 
- Tiger Woods Loves Pawn Stars
- Gotcha, Bitch. (TM) Walt Disney
- That was definitely the space needle. F-you Karen
- All I want for my Birthday is  Best Team Name.
- Trivia makes me Homo Erectus

- An Italian, a German, and a Japanese man walk into O'lydias
- Dr. Fix my tits
- John Mulaney is my favorite president
- Bobby cox was known for major league erections

Panther Pub
- Fuxed Up Befor U (FUBU)
- x goin’ quiz it to ya

Perspective Brewing Co
- Brad's Pitts
- Finnish First
- Why would you blow up a toilet you have to vomit in?
- At the bar playing with myself 
- Team 51 minutes is a long time to play with balls.

Pete's Pub
- Blue Balls Hit Different in Antarctica
- the WFH Cauliflower Nuggets
- Afghanistan peaches make my wood holy 
- Serving our Cunt-try 
- Tricky d*ck is what they call my Polish
- At Least the Drummer had More Arms than Aphrodite

Pilot Project
- President John Cena 2024
- John Triviaolta
- We give a f&&k about the Oxford comma!
- How to lose a girl from Waukesha in 10 days
- Risky Bisqueness

Pomona Cider Co
- Choux pastry is not puff pastry 
- Quiz kahlifa
- Cuntry Gworls.

Public House 55
- Girl with the pearl necklace

Raised Grain Brewing
- I krakatoed his Grand Canyon
- Birthdays are overrated
- I googled the sh*t outta that.
- The jizmadter quizmater 
- The best pesto is made with deez nutz

Rally Time, West Bend
- Your Mom and I Distributed Forces Equally Last Night 
- Your Mom Was Green Goblin This Hard 8
- Leia Was Busy So Han Was Solo Tonight 
- Robot Sex: We Nut and Bolt!
- I Got Weasley In Your Mom's Harry Potter
- I'll Be Slytherin Down Your MOm's Chamber of Secrets Tonight
- Alabama, Arkansas, I Just Banged Your Mom And Pa

Red Lion Pub
- Krakatoa Pox

- Bucks In Eight
- Mouth Full Of Quiz
- Phil A. Sheo

State Line Distillery
- is there a Q in Ecuador?
- Quizimodo
- Manifest Destiney's Child
- Two Ladies and a tramp 
- Cream Daddies

Station 1 Brewing
- The Mighty C*cks
- Here for the Blood
- Wake Me Up When September Comes

Third Space Brewing
- The Rooster has sex with all of them
- I did not have sexual relations with that football
- Charlie Chaplin is not Black
- FUBU? I barely know you 

Uncommon Pints
- Chlorifil?!……..more like bore-i-fil!!

UpDown MKE
- Kanye West Goblin Pitt’s Twinkletoes 
- Long Live Zach the King! 
- I Matched with Fred Pinstone on Tinder
- Charles D*ckin’ down your mom
- She Jon on my Bon til I Jovi 
- Polish my Nice Weasley 
- Hey, You Guys Remember ET Cat?
- Call me Tina, cuz the Lightning Round took Me Out
- Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Where is my Supersuit?!
- Queen Elizabeth Blew Up My Toilet 
- Who Stole Pablo’s Escobar?

- where the f&&k is Lake Erie?
- Mustache you a question
- Odd Titty

Wahlburgers @ Hyvee 
- I thought this was speed dating
- We suck at the back side

Whole Foods - Taps (Chicago)
- Amazon Prime Time

Whole Foods - Red Star Bar, Streeterville
- George Santos Honesty Tour.

Whole Foods - The Tosa Tavern
- Deadly Tweeter
- I 69d at Miriam Webster College

Wisconsin Brewing Co
- You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
- 50% of Roger Federer's name is er
-  MILFs (Man I Love Frogs) 
- Confused Elephants: What do you call a confused elephant? EL-IF-I-KNOW! 

- Zocalo Hoes 
- Bruised Egos 
- Utter-ly Goud-a Trivia 
- The Jeopardy Rejects 
- No Need for Incognito 

Best Team Names of April 2023!

Tuesday, May 02, 2023

2000s Trivia
- It’s Beer, Bitch 
- I’m Still Sorry Ms. Jackson
- I Survived Four Loko 
- Heelyz-4-Realzyz
- We voted for Pedro 
- … and this is Disney channel (*with hand motion*)
- Now 7: That's What I Call Trivia
- 5318008 (flip your calculator over = boobies) :)
- Lindsey gave me a Lo-han-job
- The Mayor of Janet Jackson me off 
- Well, now I feel old
- Limp Quiz-Kit: I did it all 4 the snooki
- Quizy McQuizFace

1840 Brewing Co.
- Reading Rainbow, I mean Reading Railroad
- The last brain cell

- Jeopardy rejects
- I'm leaving Rodgers on a jet plane

- I was gonna poppins Mary's octopussy but it was like Campbells tomatoe soup down there
- I heard it through the iron lady's boston cream pie
- I know what you did for a Klondike bar
- 37 weeks and still no great team name

Brass Monkey
- Cherry Poppins 
- I don’t understand why they say white people can’t cook… we are the reason you have to show I.D. to buy Sudafed 
- University of Phoenix Alumni 
- Mike Oxbig
- Dear middle finger thanks for sticking up for me
- I’ll coconut in her cream pie 
- The largest bone in Quizmaster Katelin’s body is MY girth-y bone 
- Ballsack Sazerac 
- Do you want our size by length or girth?

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Thanks for ruining my favorite skittle flavor 
- Boiled beetles? I won’t be tasting any more than the rainbow!
- You're a Quizzard Harry! 
- Truly Terrific Trivia Trio
- More Monet ‘Mo Problems

Caffrey's Pub
- UConn do it
- UConn S my D til I Sanogo on U
- Jurassic Park Dat Ass on My Face.
- Going home to watch Speed and do speed

Camino - West Allis
- Sky met gpt 
- We will riot, unless mean Green wings are kept on the menu
- I’m so piste you can lick anise
- Excited to be indicted
- Nancy Reagan really sucks 
- quiz in my pants 
- our sports guy couldn’t make it tonight because he has a colonoscopy tomorrow

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- She jolly on my roger til I ship myself
- Are you pneumonia because you take my breath away
- Last week I had a dream I asked Erin when she’d be back and she said never and I woke up crying
- Seriously fuck the lightning round and Jimmy butler 
- call my titty the next cream city

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Jolly Roger filled his ship with hydrogen
- Eating a spaghetto while taking the ferry to work

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Johnie walker definitely took the bus
- if mt Everest was in the deepest part of your mom would it stick out? (No)

Camp Trippalindee
- January Jones Fan Club
- Taco Flavored Kisses

Crafty Cow - Milwaukee
- What Is Your Spotify Username? I want to follow you. This is good music. 
- Give me a damn raise, Ryan! 
- Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, ravioli, GREAT BARRIER REEF!

Deer Camp MKE
- It’s my birthday I can cry if I want to
- Babe Ruth went deep in this octpussy

Eagle Park - Milwaukee
- All day I dream of Swift
- Aquaphor whores
- Lars Ulrich‘s “master of tennis elbow” is the bane of Metallica‘s existence
- J.p.p.morgan - sperm bank to the stars. 
- First date – at least we’re both bad at trivia
- Hopped of the plane at LAX, Quizzed in my pants (nope) jorts (nope) Cardigan (Yep!)

Eagle Park - Muskego
- JFK: definitely did not make the final 4
- Teamwork makes the dreamworks
- Beer-necessities
- Smells like winning spirit 
- Emperors new brew 
- Straight out of the spaghetto
- Aaron “the jet” rogers
- it’s pronounced Worcestershire sauce

Fox River House
- The Fempire Strikes Back
- Tony Danza can hold me closer

Gathering Place - Milwaukee
- Yogi Bear & Picnic Raiders
- If "Onions" Was a Candle
- Destroyer? I hardly know her! 
- ...Oh! Speaking of dick jokes...What should our team name be?"

Gathering Place - Tosa
- Everything, Everywhere, All at once, and we still lost.

Izzy Hops
- These Cheese Curds Are Bitching 
- The Adventure of Fuckleberry hinn 
- Rolling In The Deep? More Like Rolling in Deeze Nutz!! 
- She wanted the slick willy, but I gave her the tricky dick
- Slick Willy's Jules Can I Hit Your Juules?
- Grinder: "Sausage is all we do!" 
- I saw Hulk Hogan's Sausage
- The Sausage Twist You Can't Resist Is All We Do
- She Izzy On My Glizzy Til I Hop 
- Jabba the Hut? More Like Gobble the Slut!
- Bucks in Nine
- Paint me Like One of Your Parliament Buildings 
- Here for a short time, not a long time

Jack's American Pub
- fortnite cummies
- Chose Trivia Night over My Taxes
- Jabba the Slut

Lion's Tail Brewing - Neenah
- Seth Rogen: trivia host 
- ask us Taylor Swift questions
- No Citation Needed 7
- pretty okay
- Kids Who Can’t Read Good
- Trivalicious So Delicious

Lion's Tail Brewing - Tosa
- Home alone with Sacajawea
- Unorthodox Boston cream pie
- don’t quiz and drive

Magoo's on the Mound
- Cocaine Bear like Culvers' fancy nuts 
- Brew her down and buck her twice
- I am dumber than a fifth grader
- Blue Shirt Beth by the window shit her pants today
- Breaking Bad Quarterbacks 
- Mario's Stuffed Mushroom 
- The potholes where I live will knock a tampon out a bitch

- Tiger woods and Lindsey  Vaun Fucked
- Baggins your mom 
- Titanic Swim Team

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Canuck You S
- Defund the Parking Police
- Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- The Culver’s flavor of the day is Paul Bunyan’s ass 
- Chicago cocaine bears 
- Bar sluts
- I got my Big Chief stuck in the bathtub 
- we piste the night away
- Schlitz gives me De gas 
- Sausage is all we do, too 
- sumo wrestler? I barely know her! 
- Your mom is a x-ennial 
- Drink harder trivia smarter

Mo's Irish Pub - Wauwatosa
- Base/Wiffle/Nice - Balls
- Kumquat dumpster

MobCraft - Denver
- Trivia Newton John 
- Paul, get out of my Bunyan’s! 
- Areola Grande

MobCraft - MKE
- We Want the Real Bicardi
- Red is the same as Cinnamon
- Is that an Aubergine in your pocket, or are you just Happy to see me?
- Sitar on my Face

- Deez Nutcrackers 
- Teacher's with no class (tomorrow)
- Dolly Parton Dropping a Duece
- I wish I could breathe out of my butt

Panther Pub
- A country that ends in Y … A country far far away
- Tear drops on my sitar

Perspective Brewing
- Hey, I just met shrew, and this is crazy, but here's my number, macaw me maybe
- Trump 2024... months in prison

Pete's Pub
- It ain’t fiction that I’m the finest

Pilot Project Brewing
- OJ's acting coach
- Indiana Bones: Your mother's body is a temple
- Harry Potter and the gamma ray ghetto blaster

Raised Grain
- There’s a stormy situation brewing between “the Donald” and St. Lucia. 
- John Glenn wears SPANX
- Is Deez Nuts an Emoji?

Rally Time - West Bend
- I ragnarocked Your Mom Last Night
- Sex in The elevator is exciting on many levels
- Quiz and Let Die 
- Our Couch Pulls Out...But We Don't
- The condom machine lies!! Those ribbed condoms don't taste like ribs at all!! 
- Your mom is a bubonic bitch

Second Salem Brewing
- Post Spring Break Depression
- The Bald & The Beautiful

- Liquor? I don't ever know her 
- Just the Sip (Just to see how it feels?

- Dan Kelly's Tears Taste SO GOOD!
- Feels Like Fire Burning After She MC'd On My Hammer
- Position To Win ;)

Station 1 Brewing Co.
- Show Me Your Brew-Has! 
- Pert N Ear Genius
- Some Bunny Loves Trivia, and that’s no yolk
- Girls Just Want to Play Trivia

State Line Distillery
- The Crazy Swayze
- Quizmaster > Ticketmaster 
- Shouldn't have wished for snow 
- Keefer Madness 
- Gigi's Shit Squad
- There’s No Losing in trivia

Third Space
- It’s Arraigning Men, Hallelujah 
- It’s Arraigning Cats and Dogs
- Prince Harry's Frostbitten Knob in Antarctica
- Tiny Weiner by Elton John

Uncommon Pints
- We tamed that fucking shrew
- This week was Ludacris

UpDown MKE
- How Shrewd Best Name- Crocodile Ragnarok
- The Correct Answer is Milk Flow, Milk Cow, and Milk Back
- Sacagawea the Throat Goat 
- We Went Straight to Jail in Margaritaville
- Benjamin Franklin Boston Creamed at the Tea Party 
- Big Ben’s Big Coconuts 
- Ur Mom Was Born in the 1910’s
- They Call Me Liz Lemony Snicket cause it’s unfortunate how bad I wanna Leia on your peanuts 
- A Singular Brain Cell

- mile wide inch deep knowledge

Whole Foods - East Side Tap
- Make trivia great again
- Dumb Blondes
- Badass Biatches
- Ashlee Simpson was robbed
- I've got the meat sweats
- You free after this?
- British Invasion 2023

Whole Foods - Red Star Bar, Streeterville
- I’m So Indicted, and I Just Cant Hide It
- Unemployed hand model looking for hand jobs

- Whole Foods - The Tosa Tavern
- Chicken Fried Jellyfish
- Only Monica called him William
- I like big bangs and I cannot lie
- Poppin the Trivia Cherry

Wisconsin Brewing / Lake Louie Brewing
- Lil Louie Lager Lovers


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