It's back and once again promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz hits select pubs and bars January 2019...

Current locations include...
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Tuesday January 22nd...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
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Sunday January 27th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 4:00pm: Bavarian Bierhaus, Glendale, WI
- 5:30pm: Black Husky Brewing, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
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Tuesday January 29th...
- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston, IL
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Wednesday January 30th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday January 31st...
- 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton, IL
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We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes. 

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Christmas Team Names
- Ho ho holy shit were bad at trivia
- I accidentally swallowed a Christmas ornament now I have tinselitis
- All I Want for Christmas is Mariah Carey Toasting My Marshmallows
- The most moist bandits
- I want for Christmas is Joulupukki
- Joyful and Triviamphant
- Mel Gibson's Hanukkah Party
- 69 on Miracle Street
- Ronald Saw Nancy Kissing Santa Claus? I Pity the Fool!
- Hohohold my beer
- Kiss Me Under the Mistle Toad
- Tits the season
- Rudolphs red rocket

Friends Trivia Night
- I’m Rhonda, and these aren’t real
- First, a layer of lady fingers, then a layer of jam. Custard - which I made from scratch. Raspberries, more lady fingers. Beef sautéed with peas and onions. More custard, sliced bananas, and then I put whipped cream on top
- Silly putty foreskin
- You will always be the man who peed on me
- Ft ugly naked team
- Princess, Comsuela, and the Banana Hammocks
- They don’t know, that we know that they know
- Joey Trivianis
- “The one where only 1 person watches Friends sometimes”
- Hey Regina, get your hands out of my carpetbag and off my WENUS
- Miss Chanandler Bong
- Gum...Would Be Perfection
- I Know It's Not My Place, But Please Don't Name Your Team Phoebo
- The Hermaphrodite Cheerleaders From Long Island
- A Who's Who of Human Crap
- We're Kick You in The Crotch Spit on Your Neck Fantastic
- Phoebe's Bitches
- The Transponsters
- Ugly Naked Team
- Chandler's Angels
- Fun Bobby featuring The Nubbins
- The One With All The Answers
- Did Actresses Not Wear Bras in the 90s?
- They Don't Know That We Know They They Know We Know
- Regina Phalange + The Space Cowboys
- Monana...It's Pennsylvania Dutch
- The Moo Point
- The Phoebo's
- Jamepelle Claude
- The one with gayges kahn
- WE Ate Ross's sandwich
- 7....7... 7. ...7.........
42 Ale House
- I’ve been dreaming of a McCarthy-less christmas

Bank Shot
- Four Idiots Walk Into a Bar (61)
- The 29 Year Old Virgin AKA Bday Boy Paul (
- Dixie Wrecked
- Dirty Pirate Hookers

Ale Station
- Four Drinks a Drunking

Bavarian Bierhaus
- It's the most wonderful time for a beer

Black Husky Brewing
- One of us is sleeping with the quizmaster and we still can’t win

Brass Monkey
- What takes a billion years to form and is unbreakable? My erection.
- $60 buys you Mediterranean Avenue and Quizmaster Katelin for a night of hot, steamy fun!
- My Stocking - Not the Only Thing St. Nick's Gonna Stuff Tonight

Caffrey's Pub
- B&O is a stinky railroad

Camino
- Do Corellians Dream of Electric Sheep?
- Participation Trophy Wives
- We Had to Google a Team Name

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Mike McCarthy Has A Better Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning Than Getting Hired Again
- The Shart Line Railroaders
- Pluto May Not Be A Planet, But Uranus Is A Black Hole
- The Dicks of Hazard
- Let's Get Ready to Stumble
- We Did About As Well As McCarthy
- Who's In My Mouth


Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Splooge McFuck
- What's the difference between Snow men and Snow women? Snow balls!
- Dwayne "The Rock of Gibraltar" Johnson
- There's a Yeti in my Spaghetti
- Crack Dat Nut

Camp Bar, Tosa
- I'll give you a 10" that ends in an "O"
- The Cardinals were McCarthy's Red Scare
- Want to hear about acorns? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree
- Dicks of Hazard & Genital Lee
- Spokane like a rusty trombone
- Jama Khashoggi Never Saud it Coming
- The Crackers R Lookin' For a White Christmas

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- What do ET and the male anatomy have in common?

Compass Bar
- Cunning Linguists
- Your mom has the whitest teeth i've ever come across
- Duran Duran best band ever (if you don't vote for us Ryan will fire you)
- Michael Cohen's tight butthole

Jack's American Pub
- No puzzles no puzzles no puzzles
- McCarthyism was lame anyways
- Quiz on my face
- Add us on farmer's only
- Lindsay Lohan's bleached butthole has a yellow hue from crack rocks

Loaded Slate
- Oooo Kelly Clarkson
- Flat earthers
- Feel the rhythm feel the rhyme, look out loaded Slate it’s trivia time

McFleshman's Brewing Co.
- Are you there Kayne? It's me Margret
- We're not here on a date
- Ok Google, when is my father coming home?

McGillycuddy's
- Babraham Flincoln
- Wax on Brazilian Wax Off
- You know nothing about the Olympics, Jon snow
- Swigging swooty, we’re coming for Djibouti
- Die Hard for Die Hard
- I’m about to quiz!

Milwaukee Ale House
- Santa's big package sliding down your chimney
- String of lights on a limp dick
- I once found a brown M&M in my skittles
- Tennis grunt
- Miss dunkin donut 2003

Milwaukee Brat House
- Your mom costs $60 in Monopoly money!
- Poor Santa Only Comes Once a Year

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood 
- Clits tits and baseball mitts. May your hand always be on one
- Where did planet Jupiter sit? He Saturn Uranus
- My right hand set the land speed record
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Lick us on Facebook

New Berlin Ale House
- My dong goes a long way in Vietnam
-Dorothy Mantooth is a saint
- We got 99 problems..... help!

Newsroom Pub
- And the most creative team name goes to...

O'Lydias
- This is our first date so if we win can we get a big prize so we can have a second date?

Rally Time West Bend
- We Put The Ho in Holidays
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Full Frontal Nerdity
- Michael Cohen Wants Soap On A Rope For Christmas

Red Lion Pub
- Hey McCarthy, go pack...your bags
- You can milk anything with nipples

Second Salem Brewing
- San Francisco Fourty Whiners

The Tosa Tavern
- These questions suck
- We hear Mike McCarthy was sitting on the lawn chair that was airlifted by balloons
- Orange you glad to see me?
- Please don't be last
- Harry Potter Questions are stupid
- Keith Richards and the Survival of the fittest

Whole Foods Streeterville
- I thought this was speed dating

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Michael Cohen’s Christmas Vacation

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The table below shows the  FINAL league standings after 10 weeks of play (all scores as of and including December 2nd, 2018)...

The top 20 teams have qualified for the post-season tournament game at Milwaukee Brat House Shorewood on December 11th. We will be emailing all team captains soon and sending out hints the day of the quiz via email. The higher you finished the more hints you got! 

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.

MKE League teams! Our latest league is about to come to a close (we are in the final week as we speak) and we have just announced the venue for the post-season tournament quiz!

That event will take place at the Milwaukee Brat House in Shorewood (NOT downtown Milwaukee) in Milwaukee on Tuesday December 11th. The quiz will take place during the bar's regularly scheduled Tuesday trivia. The event is invite-only with the top 20 finishers qualifying for a spot. However, as the event is scheduled during regular trivia, other teams are welcome to play but will not qualify to win the bars $500 in cash prizes and other swag for league teams!

This event will be $1 per player -- all a tip for the regular Quizmaster host.


Tournament topics will include pop culture staples from movies, TV, music and sports. Bring your ringers for all kinds of topics, as knowledge will be across the board.

Watch our Facebook page as select venues will offer extra incentives and bonus points between now and then.

MKE League Post Season Tournament details...

When: Tuesday December 11th, 7-9pm

Location: Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood

How much: $1 per player (going to the regular host as a tip!)

What else: Top ten MKE League finishers will get a table reserved --- all others will be first-come, first-serve.

Will teams be seeded? Yes! Teams will be seeded. The higher your seed, the more quiz hints your team will get in advance.

Team size limit? Yes, teams for the post-season tournament will be limited to 8 players.

What are the Prizes? We'll be giving away $500 cash during the tournament as well as Brat House gift cards! Other useless goodies and Quizmaster swag will also be up for grabs too.

But until then, we suggest your team gets busy quizzin' to rack up your league score! And be sure to look out for venues offering bonus points by following us on Facebook or Twitter.