- Darth Binks 

- Qui Gonn Gin-and-Tonics

- I Fell Into a Sarlac Pit and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

- I’ll have two beers now… but 15 beers when we reach Alderaan

- Mace Windbrew

- Why So Siddious 

- Han Shot First

- Many Bothans Died For These Answers

- Boonta Eve Bois 

- I am the Senate 

- Let the Wookie's win

- The Senate 

- Quizzing in Alderaan Places 

- I did it all for the Wookie

- Even the younglings

- Jamie Lee Curtis’ Patent 

- Nightmare on Walnut Street 

- Get Out…Us? Nope.

- 2 Older Than Dracula

- Scary how horror-able we are

- Jason VorDeezNuts

- Frankly doctor, that sounds like something Miggs would say 

- Spookie Buddies 

- Children of the Grain

- Notsoberfest

- Taylor swift to Kanye: “now we’ve got bad blood” 

- Me and the pope taking all the “L”s tonight

- Edward Scissor-Cans

- I want to have Axl Rose with these single ladies

- We won't win trivia but please let us win best team name for Steve's birthday!

- Nothing compares to U 4 

- "Yo-da"-me after I finally think of the correct answer

- This is how trivia ends - not with a bang but freezing cold 

- The Great Masterbaters 

- Really Cold Chili Peppers Last 

- We Suck at Trivia,  Crimean River

- Turkish Public Bath 3

- Brining up the rear.

- No Prohibition here 

- Bilda's Game cock

- Guilty on all Counts 

- The Twisted Nipples

- The old guy dancing 

- the ish! The original 

- Fish are friends not food

- Autocorrect is my enema.

- Mark Spitz, Katelin Swallows

- Fuck Box, Fuck Down, Fuck It

- BOO! Bees.

- Siblings or Dating?

- Fish love me, women fear me because I fuck the fish 

- Smartinis

- Belvedere, with club soda, with the carcass out

- Cocktober 31st

- Do not pass go, do not collect a camp gift card 

- I’d like to get to know your coxswain

- Why did the melons have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe

- To boldly go to the same places we go every week

- There’s a colonial woman on the jumbo jet’s wing and she’s churning butter

- bitches

- West Virginia department of transportation 

- Halloweeners

- Bitches hate Halloween 

- Hoovers final resting place

- Terminator? I hardly know here

- My spotted dick is an appetizer, meal, and dessert

- Is spotted dick a congenital defect? Asking for a friend …

- Alexander Bell “new phone, who did”

- Pocahontas is my dancing Queen Second: flamingo Fauquier clues, jamba  boy Best: we already told our moms we won

- Wanna get Simon Pegged?

- Halloweeenies

- Fiji skeet skeet mother fucker

- Spotted Dick? Worst New Glarus beer ever!

- New scary movie: Freddy Krueger reading Kanye tweets

- Will Jamie Lee Curtis ever figure out HOWDAH escape Michael Myers?

- Spookie dookies

-"Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?” “KGB” “KGB, who?” SLAP!* “WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!"

- If you can dodge this dick, you can dodge these balls

- Free Feet Pics to the Winners

- Not sure what the English channel is, but I wouldn’t watch it

- We already told our moms we won! 

- Trivia is cheaper than therapy

- I’ll show you my cantaloupes if you show me your spot a dick

- Melissa McCarthy was whistling straight on my jumbo jet 

- House of the Dragon these nuts across your face

- We already told our moms we won

- The only thing scarier than Freddy Krueger is a Alex Knox’s basement

- Quizard of Oz 

- Toom Raiders 

- The Bird Brains

- Dahm - n - ate Mondays 

- I’m Drawing a __________

- Something quizzing this way comes 

- Tom Brady’s divorce lawyers

- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it loses trivia again (

- Hella’wieners

- Saving Ryan's Privates

- Fen, Brewer and the Gang 

- Renegade Roma Rascal Raccoons 

- Place You're a Quizzard Harry!

- Maximum Leon Striped Dick

- Fen and the Gang

- The Shaky Limbs

- Nothing scarier than the Packer's this season 

- You Can Anagram My Asshol

- The Severed Arm of John

- How Did We Forget Mammoth

- Your Mother’s No Thief, But You Should See Her Snatch! 

- Mike Told Me That the Hamilton Round Was a Glitch

- 2 Guys, 1 Quiz

- 60 mile gap in my ass!

- Flip Flap my ass…

- Get Pegged or Die Trying 

- Stewart’s Rod has got it going on.

- Our Amps Go To 69!!

- Eddie the Eagle ski jumped into space for the KGB

- I'm at least 5 inches tall!

- Aaron Rodgers's shaman

- Rodent that pisses on his partner? Didn't know Donald Trump was back in the news

- Does R. Kelly count as a rodent?"

- Salvador Dali's Flacid Clock

- Ashlee Simpson should teach Kanye West to Shut Up

- We survived Jeffrey Dahmer 

- Quiz on her face 

- At least we know the Danube isn’t in Baghdad 

- Alphabet Mafia

- Quiz in my mouth 

- The Quizasters

- The Flexorsists 

- Buy me a drink, it’s my birthday

- Brigadier General Twerk

- Does Bowser's carpet match the drapes? Go pack go

- Is butter a carb? 

- Does Bowser's carpet match the drapes?

- Stacy's Grandma is a GILF

- (Schwarzenegger voice) It's not a Tuba 

- The tootin' tubas

- No Particular Order = Alphabetical order 

- The Sex Pistols would like our score--69

- Gilly’s Breakfast Club

- John Wilkes Booth...GOP Nominee 2024

- Not my foot fetish 

- http://www.onlyfans.com/snowwhite-and-the-seven-dicks

- Bring back Olympic jousting

- Quiz in Alex‘s pants 

- Quiz on my mom’s titties

- Who is Noah warm a beavers in Alaska 

- Ben Affleck ruins superhero movies 

- Who is the 2 inch pulmonary erect or flaccid?

- Should’ve done board games, but now I’m stuck in trivia deeply contemplating my friendships and life choices

- Taylor’s Tits: 2 Ians 2 Handle 

- 99 Problems & Trivia is one

- Fun fact! Both bars Jon taffer rescued in Milwaukee are closed! 

- I caught your mom twerking on my sex pistol 

- We’ll eat you out like jeffrey dahmer 

- Twerkin popes on the poles of Vatican City 

- I’d bang Ryan Reynolds 

- Send danubes 

- Idaho, udaho, wedahos 

- Summers over, put away your flip flaps 

- Your mom said I-da-ho 7. 

- Mike hunt 

- Brett Favre's welfare checks 

- Elvis was also a huge fan of barbiturates 

- Standing room only for John Wilkes booth: the departed 

- My only fans is exotic feet 

- Ayahuasca turns you into a shitty quarterback 

- Ed gein we got the meats!

- Hodge Podge

- Crampons? I Thought You Said Tampons! 

- The Only Prickly Rodent I know is my Ex

- How many licks does it take to get to the center of Bernie Sanders 

- V for Vagina

- The Bootylicious Babes of Vatican City

- Jackside, Jack off, Jack Flap 

- How many Electricians does it take to fix 3 Speakers?

- The Last Ditch Weiners

- Went for the Hail Mary but she had a Red River

- Originally there were 8 Dwarfs, but Horny Got Off

- King Kong's Dong: He has the Meats

- Rock me Amadeus

- WTF is an anagram 

- I must be a mushroom because i am a fun guy

- We agree, fire Joe Barry 

- High Velocity urinators

- Dry spell

- Giannis gives me a lompaur in my pants 

- Stress farts 

- Quizmaster got me banned from venmo

- Halloweiners 

- How many licks does it take to get to the center of my antidepressant 

- Emily Sandwich

- West Allis Bulldogs Junior Varsity Volleyball Reunion '09

- Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll!

- Ringus Dingus Pingus: Too Extreme For Wisconsin? Paid for by the Yang Gang

- The Really Good Guy and Gal 

- Someone Told Me To Put Mr. Brightside

- Build a bitch workshop (BBW) 

- BBW (the other one) 

- Handjobs for Humanity

- My beaver is 35 inches tall! 

- We survived the Great Milwaukee Tornado Warning of 2022 

- Whiskey-media

- James Cameron’s Dirty Fingers

- Catholic Church Couch Casting

- Pontiac Schvantz Roadster 

- If You’re Not 4th, you’re last 

- Dank Brandon Pardoned me, so now I’m here

- Surreal Monogamous Ocelots

- Tim McGraw can park his truck in my Copacabana 

- Billy Bob Thornton Hears a Who

- Going Commando Never Left Stains In Bill Clinton's Pants

- QR Stands for Queef Reader

- Beaver? No Wonder Mark Spitz 

- People's Republic Of Suck My Balls.

- Never Trust A Chad 

- Draw Me Like One Of Your Quiz Girls, John

- Jeffry Dahmer's Favorite Halloween Candy Is Buttered Fingers 

- Your Mama Is A Goblin For HAlloween... Goblin This Dick

- Clock in First, Then Starbucks

- Jehovah’s Thicccness

- The Bar Witch Project

- Suck on our PHD's

- We don't give two farts 

- Always on time 

- Quiz in my pants

- 28th in Line To The Saudi Throne

- Alternative Intelligence 

- #1 Question: Livestrong

- There was room for two!

- When They Repealed The Volstead Act It Became The Fantastic Pour

- I Think We Did Well For Two People? 

- Pompous Pompadours

- Trivia is Not The Problem, It's Me 

- Reese's Peanut Butter Schmucks

- Huge Jacked Man (and a woman) 

-  My Precious Angels (of warmth)

- Trivia treat to self 

- “According to all known laws of aviation there should be no way a bee can fly. It’s wings are too small to get it’s fat little body off the ground”

- The lettuce won 

- The state of the union my Charlie Chaplin is strong

- the Quizmashtersh Name

- Ah! They made my cocktail a virgin

- No Brain, No Gain 

- Giant London Losers Make My Eyes Moist

- Culver’s Scoop and Score 

- Sofa King Smart

- Elm Street Stabbers

- Trivia the best way to celebrate your son's 4th birthday 

- The Spookies (please read with hand gestures like a ghost)

- Slutz for October

- Paul, She Wrote

- Paul’s Mom Has Got it Going On

- I Wonder if There’s a 7 dwarfs porn

- Bono is an anagram for noob

- We Don’t Know Jack

- You know what’s scarier: old people naked! We can show you!

- The Deuce Is Loose

- Team Green Party Blarny Stone

- Team One Hung Low

- Biden's Memory

- I called in sick for this!

- Did Maddy say BBW? 

- Obi We-Won Kenobi

- Chlorophyll my Beaver 

- Papa Churchill Spitz on my Arches 

- Democratic Republican Whig Federalists!

- Pogs in the Machine 

- Glory Whole Foods 

- Komodo Draggin’ Ass Trivia! It’s-a-nice! (Borat voice)

- The Undertaker Suplexing Oscar Pistorius 

- Black Cat my Ass 

- One Combined Brain Cell + Kailey 

- Mary Shelly Sells Seashells by SeaWorld 

- The Plague Doctors

- Everybody twerkin' for the weekend

- I am Smartacus

- Answer-artica

- Bananas over Antarctica