MKE League Table

Sunday, May 20, 2018

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The table below shows the league standings after five weeks of play (all scores as of May 20th, 2018)...

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.

Best Team Names of April 2018!

Tuesday, May 01, 2018

The Office Trivia
- Snip Snap Snip Snap
- Here comes treble
- Michael Scott’s Dundee muffling Scranton Meredith Palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro am fun run race for the cure participants
- I declare bankruptcy
- Dwight and the ignorant sluts
- Butt licker our prices have never been lower
- The oaky afterbirths
- Kelly’s Tape worm
- Little kid lovers
- Serenity by Jan
- People persons paper people
- Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them, because they are unfair
- Team Voldemort
- www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts
- How do you like your eggs in the morning?
- Serenity by Jan Stockholders
- Why waste time think team name when no name do trick?
- Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
- James Trickington's Garden Party
- This score puts us in the Stamford Branch
- Todd Packer's Sexual Assault Victims
- Meridith, Where Are Your Panties?
- Pam Beasly in the Streets, Meredith Palmer in the Sheets
- We Got Kicked Out of Applebee's
- Dumper Muffins
- Here Comes Treble
- If They Catch Us, They Will Rape Us
- Tan Everywhere, Jan Everywhere

42 Ale House
- What the Ale?!
- I had a ping pong paddle shoved up my ass, Ive been shitting pancakes ever since

Bank Shot
- The Law Offices of Hupy and Abraham
- The Brewsual Suspects
- Liverworst
- We Thought This Was Speed Dating
- Fairly Odd Parents

Brass Monkey
- Winter is *STILL* Coming
- The Book of Moran
- My Mt. Vesuvius Erupted Last Night... Twice!
- Giannis Can Eat My Taco

Caffrey's Pub
- The Dallas Texans are still better than the Bears

- SOUP...There It Is
- COworCKers
- We're On Fire Like Trump Tower
- Just Here for the Sausage Party
- Food So Good You'll Camino Pants
- Miss Piggy Had a Frog in Her Throat, but Kermit Pulled Out
- Boob is a Palindrome
- Not Even Michael Cohen Can Defend Us
- Why Won't Melania Hold My Hand?
- Justice for Topsy!

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Gary Busey's Teeth
- Six Balls and Two Fun Bags
- Harry Potter's Gilly Weed Dealer
- Scrabble Isn't A Fucking Sport
- Just Like The Host Country, We Always Come In Last
- Round 7 Is Nap Time
- That Whale Is Compensating For Something...
- At Least We're Not Bel Air Cantina
- The Brewsual Crew

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Joey Triviani
- Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it, 60 points
- Showering with my Dad until age 14
- I Border Collie Tonight. I ShihTzu Not
- The Thought of Tiger Woods Comeback Made Sister Jean Wet
- Joey Triviani 61 points
- Our score is lower than the # of girls Tristan Thompson banged while Khloe was pregnant
- Jesus Will Be Forever 21 in Our Hearts
- Great Scott, My McFly is Down!
- The Cleveland Browns Don't Have a Logo Because They're Embarrassed
- #Bucksin9
- Not quitting our day jobs

Camp Bar, Tosa
- If you see our wives, were at an AA meeting
- Dem short shorts bring all da thighs to the court
- An Odorless Fart Makes No Scents
- Sweet Lips, Dildo, or Big Arm... Your Choice
- Syria Has Nothing on My Gas Attacks
- Some guy tried to sell me a coffin; I told him that's the last thing I need
- Giannis Doesn't Have To Wait 10 Minutes for My Taco
- What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick
- Bill Cosby Mixes a Mean Cocktail
- Bill Cosby Likes His Women Like His Pudding Pops... Passed Out and Cold
- The Capital of Wisconsin is 'W'

Club 400
- Rum Guzzlers

Cork N Barrel
- A cups get you nowhere

Dugout 54
- My sex life is currently DIY
- Clueless potluck
- We showed up!

Enlightened Brewery / Twisted Path Distillery:
- Idaho? You Da Ho!
- Quizteama Aguilera
- My Video On YouTube Got 3 Hits Yesterday!
- That's Mark Wahlberg's Walrus!
- It's Not About the Length of the Vault, But the Size of the Pole
- Some Clever Pun About One of Tonight's Answers...Ah Forget It...Mike Pence is an Asshole

Izzy Hops
- I only come to Trivia because my boyfriend is smart
- Trump's Forecast: Stormy
- Who the FUCK is Casey Jones!
- Giannis can earn my taco anytime ;)

Jack's American Pub
- Let's get quizzicle!!!
- Quiz in my pants

Loaded Slate
- Uncle sams ballsac “is that your final answer?”
- Power rangers porno “look it up”
- The Shawshank's get out of jail free
- Is a dead body in front of the Milwaukee art museum considered abstract art?
- Penis lint

Lucky Chance
- We're Too Sad About Becky Leaving to Think of a Clever Team Name
- Menage A Twats
- The Pied Piper of Bad Life Choices
- I'm Playing Without A Team Tonight, On a Completely Unrelated Note Does Anyone Know an Easy Way to Dispose of Four Bodies?

Milwaukee Ale House
- How man humps does YOUR camel have?
- William Shat-ner-face
- What do you call a baby with a hairy chest? Chest hair
- Zuck it, Mr. Senator
- My ex boyfriend is just like Usain Bolt. He finishes in 9.81 seconds
- Can you really be a billionaire if you're dead?
- Tequila mockingbird
- MAGA - my attorney got arrested
- Buck the Celtics!

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- My Dick is a Mile Long, if you Spot me 63,358 inches!
- I Left my Husband & 4 Kids at Home
- Word of the Day: Hotel. Trump Pay That Actress 130k, but That Hotel Everything
- This is Not A Drill, Please Evacuate the Bar Now!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- I’ll take my top off if you clap and cheer
- If you’re one of those jerks that filed your taxes late, Brian is at work because of you. Thanks
- Steven Tyler’s massive mouth
- Clap if you hate anagrams
- Comey get us
- I guess giannis isn’t the prince of bel aire
- Verne Troyer lived a short life
- Save a seat for giannis

- Apollo O’no he didn’t
- Ed Gein’s Custom Upholstery and Lampshades
- Damn Daniels, you Stormy
- This is the hardest we work all week
- Tequila mockingbird
- No Tacos for the Greek Freak
- Rosa Parks and Rec

New Berlin Ale House
- Eating Tide Pods, Snorting Condoms
- The King Is Dead And So Is Our Trivia Score
- Tacocat is a palindrome!
- Avicii’s New Hit—Eternal Slumber

- Baby I compare you to a kiss from a Rose on the grave, the more I get to view the stranger it feels now that your rose is in bloom a light hits the gloom on the grave
- Downstairs beards
- Screaming ovaries
- Vincenzo stole my virginity
- I hope someone clutches my snake later
- Mexican flag is what your mom called me last night cuz her talons were all around my snake

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- My Jacket Potato is Obtuse
- Make Meth Legal Again
- Half a Bubble Off of Plumb
- The Guys Across the Room are Cheating Dicks
- Collaboration of Inebriation

Rally Time Sports Bar
- Sofa King's Mart
- Trivia Virgin - never even played around before
- Chunky Dunkers
- Quizzical Test Tickles
- My Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem
- My drinking team has a trivia problem.
- Quizlamic State (Allahu Quiz-Bar; Praised be they!).

Red Lion Pub
- Trump pulled out of Syria faster than he did Stormy Daniels.
- My safe word is "Dil-Don't"
- Giannis can always eat my taco
- Pied Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers
- Here's to thinking positive and testing negative.

Red Rock Saloon
- The brewers lost but I’m still going to score tonight
- I eat asp
- Milwaukee Amateur Gynecological society
- Two men one cup
- Gaping blackholes
- Cameltoes vs moose knuckles

Safe House / The Newsroom Pub
- We’ll Be Gentle, It’s Your First Time
- Quiz In My Pants

Second Salem Brewing co.
- Les Quizerables
- Useless? Yes. Knowledge? No

The Tosa Tavern
- I think we Schlitz'ed Ourselves
- I have a screamin case of diarrhea right now
- Team Tide Pod
- Golf rules: Lowest score wins!
- We couldn't give a buck
- Covfefe
- Brett Favre's Jorts

Three Lions Pub
- DVR Stands for Dildos, Vibrators, and Re-used Butt Plugs
- Teachers with Guns

Safe House / Newsroom Pub
- Mission Kimpossible

Sobelman's, Richfield
- Harry My Potter
- Who Would Ever Divorce Ryan Reynolds
- Skeeter Nation
- The Hostess is Our Sister

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Bruce Spring's Team

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- In dog beers, we have only had 1 beer
- If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing
- Thanks, Facebook for getting me into Cambridge

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Ben Dover
- Well, I guess we didn't win trivia
- Saving Ryan's Privates

Questions Are Coming... GoT Trivia is this May

Monday, April 23, 2018

Holy Mother of Dragons! Game of Thrones may be taking the year off but that doesn't mean we're skipping GOT trivia night!

Game of Thrones trivia hits select pubs and bars this May. Current locations and dates include...

Sunday May 27th...
5PM - Loaded Slate, Milwaukee, WI
5PM - Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI

7PM - 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
7PM - Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
7PM - Club 400, Waukesha, WI
7PM - Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee, WI

Wednesday May 30th...
6:30PM - Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
7:00PM - The Post Brewing Co., Boulder, CO
8:00PM - Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN

We MAY add more locations (pending demand) so please watch this space.

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Game of Thrones team name" and venues will be running specials too.

Entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues charging $5 per player there will be a cash prize (on top of the regular bar prizes) for the winning team.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.


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