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The One With The Quizmaster... Friends Trivia is back for the Holidays!

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Oh. My. Gaaawd! Friends trivia night is back just in time for the holidays!! Be sure to bust out your best Holiday Armadillo outfit for this one as we'll be covering a whole plethora of topics from across 10 seasons of Friends.

Current locations include...
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Sunday December 9th...
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Shorewood, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Wauwatosa, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
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Monday December 10th...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
- 8:00pm: The Kerry Piper, Willowbrook, IL
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Tuesday December 11th...
- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston, IL
- 8:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
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Wednesday December 12th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:30pm: Nevin's Brewing Co., Plainfield, IL
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday December 13th...
- 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton, IL
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Friends team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?

It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?

That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 

No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?

It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of October 2018

Friday, November 09, 2018

Seinfeld Trivia
- Thirsty pretzels
- The Moops 60
- The Hoochie Mamas
- George cock stanza
- 3 Pints of Kramer
- Jiffy Parking Attendants
- Pendant, those bastards!
- Mr. Spongeworthy and Mrs. Man Hands
- Serenity Now
- The Close-Talking Mulva's
- The pennypackers; industrialists, philanthropists, bicyclists
- Festivus for the Rest of Us

42 Ale House
- Surprised everyone got the Graham question wrong, this place is full of crackers!
- Manny Machado's a dick
- Quiz on my face 4th
- Bear Gryll's drinks suspicious liquid
- The MegaMillion Winner in South Carolina touched me inappropriately 30 years ago #MeToo
- Boo’s Clues

Bavarian Bierhaus
- How do you say brewers win in German?
- We got a package for you...it’s deez nutz
- Men without Bierds
- Touch my halloweenie

Black Husky 
- Start at 11 and turn it up to 15 real quick!
- Just a little husky
- Brewskis, Butts Brewers, and Braun
- Jeffrey Dahmer’s leftovers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- MSRP = My Super Rad Penis
- You didn't need Capsaisan to spice up band camp - just a flute!
- If you add 2 to 11 you get the size of my dick!
- We would have won this game if it weren't for those meddling kids!
- How Many Destiny's Child Songs Does a Team of 4 Dudes Know? - Fucking NONE
- Hey Mason, laces out. Love, Ray Finkel.
-  My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- Everything Happens for a Raisin
- I wish this microphone was a giant horse cock
- Brewers Suck, Dodgers Swallow
- Kavanaugh’s Party Planning Committee
- My Package is the Bomb
- You know what involves a hooker and a scrum? My Saturday night
- Par for the Corpse

Caffrey's Pub
- Bone-r, I Hardly Knew Her

Camino
- I like beer. I drank beer. I like beer.
- This Date Isnt Going That Well
- Army of One...Sociopathic High School Dropout
- #chickswithBuscemieyes
- I like beer...I still like beer
- You Never Forget Your First Wet Pet
- Show Me Your Hitchcock
- Legalize Weed on November 6th!

Camp Bar Shorewood
- Cocktoberfest
- Michael Jackson’s alleged rhinoplasty
- We’ve been very kavanaughty
- I Drank Beer, I Liked Beer, I Still Like Beer
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- We Are The Halloweiners

Camp Bar Third Ward
- A nose job is my favorite kind of job
- A Crash of Rhinoplastyies
- Cosby's Puddin' Pop Parolees
- We Boofed It Tonight
- America's Heartland? More like America's Fartland
- 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, 4 million dollars
- One Dollar Toner Donors
- Jodie Foster's calves are the real killers in Silence of the Lambs
 - I LOVE LAMP...S made out of people,
- What's the worst part about necrophilia? The awkward silence!

Camp Bar Tosa
- We Scored More Points Than Brigham Young Had Wives
- I'd Rather Party with Brett Kavanaugh than Do Trivia with Team Low Brow... Fuck Team Low Brow
- Patrick Swayze... Dirty Cancer Beat Dirty Dancer
- Hans Gruber Law Offices
- What do you call a Muslim Elvis impersonator? Amal Shookup
- I don't "DO" cocaine, I just like the way it smells
- Necrophilia... coming dead last

Club 400
- The beauty, the brains, the brawn
- You’re a quizzard Harry
- Warn me before you Quiz 

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- We’re just sweet transvestites from transsexual Transylvania

Compass Bar
- Your mom has the whitest teeth I've ever come across
- Team shit show
- Canada shattered the grass ceiling
- WTF Are Runner Beans
- Machado is Spanish for Gooch
- Playing Trivia Is Like Having Sex, It's Harder When You're Alone

Jack's American Pub
- D.B. Pooper
- Walking, Talking Stephen Hawking
- That tits the question
- Packer's lost but the cubs still suck
- Crosby's crooked kicks
- I drank beer... my friends drank beer... I still drink beer... I like beer
- Poop Francis the Turd
- You know that guy in the sixth sense? It was Bruce Willis the whole time.
- We just came for the boos

Hogs and Kisses
- Periodic Table Dancers

Izzy Hops
- Bread Kavanaugh’s Yeast Infection
- Keeping Kavanaugh away from my whisker biscuit
- Hades who? HaDEEZ NUTS!
- Orange is the new Black... Box
- Potter? I barely know her!
- What do you get when you cross a sloth and a “Cheatah” Manny Machado!
- Vote, Dammit!

Loaded Slate
- Kanye isn’t bipolar he’s just sleep deprived
- The pipe bombs (too soon?)
- Witches get stitches
- Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
- Greek freak in the sheets
- Colonel mustard with the lead pipe in miss peacocks backdoor
- The loaded taints

Lucky Chance
- If Trivia Was Easy, It'd Be Called Your Mom
- The Prima Donnas of West Allis 

McGillycuddy's
- We pull out, but our couch doesn’t
- Dwayne “Theodore Rockefeller” Johnson
- Drink Apple juice, OJ will kill you
- The vanilla ice project
- Drinking while we're thinking
- 127 hour erection
- Dorth Nakota
- Mary poppin’ that booty
- Barbra's Bush

Milwaukee Ale House 
- Nurses at your cervix
- I wish R Kelly didn’t eat asparagus before our date last Night
- Trump texts me, but won’t text me back
- We’re not gay but $20 is $20
- Pabst smear
- Specific rimjob
- Corgi butt fluff
- Gopher the win
- What about the British word for “squirty cream”
- Thank god it was just a fart
- Let me see your tootsie roll
- The ouija board gave us all the answers

Milwaukee Brat House
- Put the Lotion in the Basket Or It Gets the Rumplemintz Again!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Steve and Ted's excellent trivia
- Brett kavanaugh should smile more
- I hate my team
- OJ was the real victim #justiceforoj 
- If you see me drinking bud light I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you
- Nothing beats a quickie before the brewers game
- Halle Berry’s hooters
- Necrophilia is sitting back and cracking open a cold one

Muldoon's
- Schnitzengiggles
- RIP Lil’ Sebastian 

New Berlin Ale House
- Dwayne Johnson Rocks... Get it, it's a pun
- Harrison Ford in Space Force One "get off my space plane!"
- We put the I in shitty
- I say machado you say ma-cheat-o
- Trivial massacre
- We didn't use Google, we just asked Jeeves
- A team name
- This trivia sucked..... my blood
- Much apu about nothing

Newsroom Pub
- Future Music Therapists aka Individualized Goals
- Straight Outta the Nursing Home
- Don't Blame Me I Voted for Hillary and Tim
- Flapper Yes Sir Some of Those

O'Lydias
- Sarah Sanders baby drama


Raised Grain Brewing
- Booty and the Beard
- Aaron Roger’s Trick Knee
- The Magnanimous Turtles

Rally Time, West Bend
- IT'S A VERY SCARY TIME FOR YOUNG MEN IN AMERICA
- My Drinking Team has a trivia problem Best name
- We've Been personally victimized by Regina George
- Mason Crosby or Bill Cosby, That's A Tough Call
- Camouflage Condoms  She Never Saw Us Coming
- MULTIPLE Scoregazms.
- BEER MAKES SMART
- Boooooook Club
- Nightmare before Quizmas

Red Lion Pub
- Poor Richards Law Students
- *in Brett Kavenaughs voice* We drank beer. We like beer. I LIKE BEER!
- *totally enthusiastic* Yay. Brewers win. Congrats.
- Dangerous when Wet
- Horsefaced-Hookers
- Boogie Knights
- Happy Swalloween
- Better Late Than Pregnan
- The Midterm Erections

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- The only scary thing about this quiz is our score

The Tosa Tavern
- Make Kanye Great Again
- Not sure how many times Packers and Bears have met but I do know the Bears still suck
- Better Late than Pregnant
- Jesus "Christina" Aguilar 
- Jazzy Jeff in Hell's Kitchen with the Pipe
- Do you civic duty & vote on Tuesday
- Shit! Ed said Dung Beetle

Whole Foods Edgewater
- I had Hog-To-ber-fest'
- Tequila Mockingbird

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- The only 2 girls who cannot accuse Brett Kavanaugh
- Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
- The Pap Smears

Whole Foods, West Loop
- On Oct. 3rd He Asked Me What Day It Was. It’s Oct. 3rd
- Prolific Pukers of ‘83
- That’s Just Showquiz Baby
- Oh Nikki, You Resigned, You Resigned, You Blow My Mind, Hey Nikki

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- The Cheese Kurds
- The Girlfunkels
- I'm not a Doctor but I'll Take a look anyway

MKE League Table

Sunday, November 04, 2018

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The table below shows the  league standings after 6 weeks of play (all scores as of and including November 4th, 2018)...

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.


Parks and Recreation Trivia Night is this November!

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

If your friend made you watch all 8 Harry Potter movies and then come to one of our Harry Potter quizzes but you don't even like Harry Potter... then this quiz is for you!

Our first ever Parks and Recreation quiz is coming to a bar near you this November. So gather up your team and TREAT YO SELF to this unique event! Just remember, hoes before bros, uteruses before duderuses, ovaries before brovaries!

Current locations include...
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Monday November 12th...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
- 8:00pm: The Kerry Piper, Willowbrook, IL
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Tuesday November 13th...

- 7:00pm: Fox River HouseAppleton, WI
- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston, IL
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Wednesday November 14th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Nevin's Brewing Co., Plainfield, IL
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday November 15th...
- 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton, IL
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Sunday November 18th... 
- 5:00pm: Black Husking Brewing: Milwaukee, WI
- 6:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House: Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House: St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey: West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's: La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison, WI
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We may be adding one more location in the Milwaukee/Wauwatosa area, so watch this space!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Parks and Rec team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.


Best Team Names of September 2018!

Friday, October 05, 2018

The Office Trivia
- Why take time make team name when team name no win
- Sometimes I’ll start a team name and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way
- Bippity Bobbity give me the zoppity
- The Ungrateful Beeyotch Hotline
- We're here to burn Utica to the ground
- www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts
- WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!
- Schrute for the Stars
- Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere
- Sort of an oaky afterbirth
- Chicken Breast, hold the Chicken
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pan Am Fun Run Face for the Cure!
- Diversity tomorrow, because today's almost over
- Two bullets for Toby
- Sharp Schruters
- Why did they change Andy's parents
- Slumdunder Mifflinaires
- Dwight, you ignorant slut!
- Boner Champs
- Got mose in different area codes
- Meredith, Where Are Your Panties
- Pamalama ding dong
- Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby
- Team Megadesk
- We need paper for our ass turd
- Little Kid Lover
- Scrantonicity
- Astrid's Asturds
- I hope we don't finish at the bottom, but we might finish at the top. That's what she said!
- Dink n flicka
- I declare bankruptcy
- Who is justice beaver??
- Kevin and the zits
- Sprinkles Deserved Better
- The People Persons Paper People
- Hilary Swank Is Hot
- Oscar Meyer Weiner Lovers
- WLHUNG

42 Ale House
- The Hitler cafe shut down once they saw the gas bill
- Trump put a tariff on cheese grater to America grate again
- Nothing stood out #insertpenisjokehere
- Would done better if I hadn't had a Cosby cocktail
- Which servers Nickname is the big "D"...Dominic and his super tight butt hole
- Quiz on my face

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Notsoberfest

Black Husky Brewing
- Kavanaugh’s 4th Accuser

Brass Monkey
- Brewers on TV, brew in our glass, rounded 3rd we didn’t fall on our ass!!!
- Kava-no-means-yes
- Boner Dome

Camino
- It's Britney Bitch

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Grease Witherspoon
- Alchoholics By Volume
- Between the Ben sheets
- I caught the deadliest catch at Camp
- Up your ass and to the left 46 pts

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Vonta Davis: Believe in Something, even if it's just until halftime
- White Snakes Younger Brother "Pink Worm"

Camp Bar Tosa
- I should have known Herpes wasn't a Greek god
- Not Billy Jean's Whitesnake
- Van Gogh's Art was Ear-resisitable

Club 400 
- The Drunkyard Dogs

Colectivo
- What is this, trivia for ants?

Izzy Hops
- If She Can Beat My Quaffle, She's A Keeper

Jack's American Pub
- Better than the Vikings in overtime
- Front row Amy's hot air balloons make Sam Speaker hard
- Mama Cass died choking on a piece of meat
- Clay Matthews - Flagged for breathing

The Landing
- The team that has accomplished more than almost any team in the history of Quizmaster Trivia

Loaded Slate
- I only clean n jerk when I can’t snatch
- Kavanaugh means naw
- If the glove does not fit Freddy Mercury’s mustache ride does not quit
- Semen possible
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow
- Wow google really didn’t help us at all
- Pen 15 club

McGillycuddy's
- Sara Huckabee Sanders love child
- Pumpkin Spice Everything
- Were just here to offset our gambling losses
- Ha ha Clinton dix pics

Milwaukee Ale House
- Bed bath and Beyoncé
- Very stable geniuses
- Ariana is a murderer
- Hungry hungry for that big D
- Rubber? I hardly know her! 
- 2 girls 1 cup: a Cosby story

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- You Can't Quiz With Us

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Medusa makes me rock hard
- If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball... but not a mosquito

Muldoon's
- Baby Genious

New Berlin Ale House 
- At least we got more points than the Viking Kicker
- Squirtle squad
- Tell me yeli for MVP's
- Discount double check the answer

Newsroom Pub
- The Governor of Wentzylvania

O'Lydias
- Just like the Brewers, We Won!
- George Lucas is going to have hemmeroids
- Dahmer’s Quality Meats

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- The Average Joes
- Your Beertenders 

Red Lion Pub
- Geriatric Loungewear

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- I'm dropping out of college to play trivia the rest of my life

The Tosa Tavern
- Browns Pound Town
- 58 Clay did nothing wrong
- They're all dumb questions
- Cornwallis is a Quitter
- That's not roughing the passer 

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- In terms of Water, THE Wettest

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Hepatitis B-yonce
- Kavaugh-Naughty naughty boy.

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Didn’t expect that reaction but that’s all right
- Mr. Kurd and the Freedom Fries
- We Know Everything Except What You’re Asking

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Smashin' Pumpkins Bumpkins

This Quiz is Making Me Thirsty!

Thursday, September 27, 2018

If you're the type who's good at spotting man hands, always wanted to pretend you were an architect or your entire life is just a sham, then this is the quiz for you!

After a long hiatus, Seinfeld trivia is back this October at select locations across four states on the Quizmaster circuit!

Current locations include...
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Sunday October 21st... 
(also happens to be Packers bye week)

- 6:00pm: Loaded Slate: Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House: St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey: West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's: La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison, WI
___________________________________________________

Monday October 22nd...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
- 8:00pm: The Kerry Piper, Willowbrook, IL
___________________________________________________

Tuesday October 23rd...

- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston, IL
- 8:00pm: Fox River HouseAppleton, WI
___________________________________________________

Wednesday October 24th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:30pm: Nevin's Brewing Co., Plainfield, IL
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
___________________________________________________

Thursday October 25th...
- 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton, IL

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Seinfeld team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

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