🛎️ It's back! If you're a fan of the schittiest Canadian TV sensation ever, then this is the quiz you! 

🧥 Our Schitt's Creek quiz returns, so get your grooviest, monotone sweater out of the closet this February and be ready to order the chicken (with extra skin) on a night we're all sure to remember. 

📺 Questions will cover all six seasons of the show and may be a little bit Alexis too...

👬 So, assemble your Schitt's Creek crew and get to one of the venues below:

📝 The quiz lasts about 2 hours, featuring 6 rounds; two wager categories and a visual round will also be included! Plus we'll end the quiz with a rapid lightning round! ⚡ 

🏆 There will be PRIZES for 1st, 2nd and "Schittiest Team Name" at all venues. 

💰 This event is $5 per quizzer at select locations but free at others. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best name) at the end!

Themed Trivia FAQs

✍️  Do we pre-register, sign up online? 

No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

💸 Okay, how much is it? 

It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place (usually 40-50 percent of the take) on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

🥇 What are the prizes? 

This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

👗 Can I wear a special outfit or costume? 

Absolutely. Specialty attire or "that's what she said" t-shirts are encouraged! We'll take your picture if you let us!

🚫 Can people under 21 play? 

That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

🤝 Is there a team-size limit? 

We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia). However, some bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients for themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key factors usually. 

N88W14750 Main St, 

Menomonee Falls, WI 53051

823 E Hamilton St, 

Milwaukee, WI 53202

129 Spring St, Belgium, WI 53004

- Three Wise (Wo)Men

- Die Hard is Not a Christmas Movie 

- Sleiiigh Whaat?

- The Resting Grinch Faces

- Schweddy Ball Sack

- Resting Grinch Face

- Passion of the Christ: The sequel to Christmas

- Festivus for the Rest of Us

- 5 golden beers, 4 millenials, 3 generation x’ers, 2 buck balls and a Boomer in a pear tree

- Jingle your balls in my mouth

- Its the most wonderful time for a beer

- The Bah Humbugs

- Deck Their Balls

- You gotta be Schlitz-ing me!

- Ship my pants 

- the bushiest beavers

- Uranus is always the answer!

- We drink and know things sometimes

- We've got a wind advisory tonight, because Quizmaster Katelin's out here blowing everything! 

- Does Brett Favre's dick pick count in his record?

- Choad in the hole

- Big Brains, Bigger Butts, Biggest Hearts

- The feminine urge to suck at trivia

- Ain’t No Challah Bread Girl

- The Hung Armored Mammals 

- Mazel Tov, Holiday Armadillo!

- Santa's Crusty Stocking

- Jackson Pollock, Good to the Last Drop

- Don't You Know How to be Quiet, Phlegm-Wads? 

- AC/DC Says WE Have the Biggests Balls of them All 

- Why is it so Goddamn Busy in Here?

- 1 Two tooters 

- 2 Jingle Balls 

- 2 in the Pink 1 in the stink #shockers

- My Midwest accent made her tibia quiver

- What’s Van Gogh's favorite Christmas Carole? Do you hear what I hear

- Santa’s little sluts

- Who under the age of 30 knows the lyrics to American Pie

- Titty Titty Bang Bang 

- Why was this trivia go so fast?

- 3 butts and some nuts

- Vagina jokes aren’t funny… period. 

- Oh no! Our trivia name! It’s broken!

- Santa and his Ho Ho Ho’s

- I Thought This Was Speed Dating 

- Rat is Short for Ratthew

- Wet Bandits 

- Here For Beer 

- That Little Dangly Thing That Swings in the Back of My Throat

- Covid Toe

- this trivia made me shit bricks....sorry shit racks! 

- came to poop

- Tummy Tuck? More like you’re fucked when we play trivia! 

- Does she have a dick?

- Next week’s trivia is free

- Accidental Erections

- We quizzed our pants

- The Strokes for Different Folks

- Son of a Nutcracker

- Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets

- Drink Pineapple Juice Because OJ Might Kill you

- Four Guys in a Hot Tub, Five Feet Away cuz They're Not Gay

- Save a whore, wrap your cowboy

- Curry can hit my 3 anytime 

- Riverwest Einsteins

- She likes to tickle my sack butt

- Mary Poppin' That Booty 

- Save a Horse, Ride the Midnight Train to Zipperville

- Trivia Thots

- Finally I can tell my mom I’m a Winner!

- National Treasure is Our History Channel

- Drugs, Chugs, Jugs, and Thugs 

- Work's Gonna Suck Tomorrow

- Getting that Nancy Reagan Cranium 

- Maldives Nuts

- Putin our money where our mouth is 

- Omicron-genous Zone

- Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 

- Heavy Fetish, Air Fetish, Foot Fetish

- Rattlesnakes and condoms, two things we don't fuck with 

- Dr. Jizzmaster Ross 

- A Spoonful of cyanide would make Mary poppins go down

- Is Willys wanker photoshopped? 

- This microphone smells like penis

- I’m having brat farts tonight 

- The deaf dumb and blind kids 

- If trinity is a college I have a phd 

- The Aaron Rodgers immunization

- He sees you when you’re masturbating and he knows when you’re masturbating 

- Your mom's queueing outside my bedroom 

- I’m still having brat farts tonight

- I’ve got a hungry caterpillar in my pants 

- I suck ass at bar dice 

- Extremely fun armpit hair

- Cristiano Ronaldo's smooth & meaty texture

- I thought the ring of fire was on Uranus!

- Pablo's Birthday Strippers

- The Resting Grinch Faces

- My Drinking Team has a Trivia Problem

- All I Want for Christmas is Mello Yello

- Everything is Bing Crosby

- I only Have Burl Ives for You

- Mike Tyson's Chrithmath Party

- Michael Jackson Loves the Backstreet Boys, Hold the Backstreet

- Trivia Newton Johns

- The Omnicron Virus is just a marketing plot between Pfizer, Hasbro & Hollywood to promote the next Transformer movie

- Perry’s Platypussys

- Sgt. Poopers Lonely Farts Club Band 

- Squirrel Nutz Roasting on an Open Fire 

- Gonna Find Out Who’s Nutty or Nice

- R.I.P. Quizmaster in River Falls

- No Eye Deer 

- 8 Peaginas & a Peacock

- Up is a sad movie 

- I like smiling, it’s my favorite

- Cocker, I hardly know her 

- We didn’t invest in GameStop :( 

- Vaxxed not waxxed

- Honey I Drunk the Quiz

- Nancy Reagan gives good cranium

- Bravo Oscar Oscar Bravo Sierra

- The Magical Sausage Inserters

- The Egyptian Sphinx’ Sphincters

- Honey, it’s been more than 4 hours, we should probably call a doctor

- Doing it Doggie Style on an IKEA Bed 

- Clothed Fivesome

- When I think of you I touch my elf

- 2021: The sequel no one asked for

- She's Cute, She's Fun, She Swallows

- Good To The Last Drop It Like It's Hot.

- How Many 🌎 Fit In Uranus

- MY Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is A Date

- What's the difference between snowmen and snow women....snow balls

- Hoping For A. Secret Whopper When I Get Home.

- Uranus Is Not Always The Answer

- Your Mom and I Made Wookie Last Night

- The rumpy pumpy boys

- Purple penis eaters 

- Urban Meyer's school for success 

- 13 on 1 sounds like fun

- A toilet just for farts

- In Dog Beers, I’ve Only Had One

- You're a Quizzard Harry

- I'm Just Here For the Bezos Bucks

- Smarter Then Are Score

- Quizzed in the Face

- Omicron Weasley

- Omicron? When the hell is Omega? Please God!!!

- Full Mooners

- Team to be Named Later 

- A$AP Jamba

- Quizzin my pants 

- Check out the monogon in my pants 

- Jimmy Eat World

- Tears for Beers

- My spelling blows harder than the wind tonight

- Jimmy is Uniform Golf Lima Yankee 

- Peloton LLC

- Load in the Hole

- The Man and El Diablo

- Once Upon a Lime in Mexico Name

- Gin-gle and Tonic

- April Hates Trivia’s team 

- Hatch’s hotties

- New year, same distillery 

- Nerd Immunity

- Your Mom’s Gynecologists

- Just the Tips for Christmas

- Rattlesnakes and Condoms: Two things we don’t fuck with 

- Mister Sister Fistsers

- Barbara Bush a la mode

- Unsolicited Quiz Pics

- The Grandma who Ran Over Rudolph 

- Lance Armstrong’s Lonely Nut

- Not so Sticky Discharge

- We Dropped our Pen off the Balcony 

- Kevin’s Famous Chili

- Quaranteam 2nd 

- Everything’s Smaller in Rhode Island

- 2 Blondies and Some Seltzers

- Oh the Weather Outside is Frightful 

- This One’s For John Madden 

- Upsetti Spaghetti

💥 THREAT LEVEL QUIZ NIGHT! 

🏢

 The Office trivia night is back in 2022 and it's going to be bigger than ever... that's what she said.

💼 Questions will cover all seasons of the show and beyond... so be sure to estimate us! 

📝 Cancel your crentist appointment and join us at select bars in Wisconsin, Minnesota and Illinois for our first theme quiz of the new year...

📝 The quiz lasts about 2 hours, featuring 6 rounds; two wager categories and a visual round will also be included! Plus we'll end the quiz with a rapid lightning round! ⚡ 

🏆 There will be PRIZES for 1st, 2nd and "Best Office Team Name"... and may be for "bushiest beaver" too. 

💰 This event is $5 per quizzer at select locations but free at others. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular gift card prizes) at the end!

Themed Trivia FAQs

✍️  Do we pre-register, sign up online? 

No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

💸 Okay, how much is it? 

It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place (usually 40-50 percent of the take) on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

🥇 What are the prizes? 

This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

👗 Can I wear a special outfit or costume? 

Absolutely. Specialty attire or "that's what she said" t-shirts are encouraged! We'll take your picture if you let us!

🚫 Can people under 21 play? 

That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

🤝 Is there a team-size limit? 

We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia). However, some bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients for themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key factors usually.