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Tuesday, December 31, 2024


2024 Trivia
- Hawk Tuahing into 2025 
- Usher me to Jimmy Carters Freak Off 
- (Please) Refill our Growler 
- Jimmy Carter is Defying Gravity 
- “If the Glove Don’t Fit Put Some of Diddy’s Baby Oil on It” - OJ’s lawyer 
- Ray Dun Get Off the Floor and Let’s Leave ‘24
- Liam Payne having a freak off with Jimmy Carter as our balls drop on new years
- Jimmy Carter look alike contest
- No Payne no gain
- One of us is getting spayed next week
- Making pour decisions 
- Carter’s last freak off

Merry Quizmas Trivia
- Nutcracker was what they called me in high school
- The grinch stole my virginity
- I Saw Mommy Licking Santa's Balls 
- It's Hot As Rudolph's Balls In Here 
- Mary Did You Know About Tequila?
- More Lit Than the Christmas Tree.
- Well-hung Ornaments
- When I get Blitzen, even 2’s look Vixen 
- Is your name Jesus, because your mom told me she was a virgin.
- The Snow It Alls
- Christmas Time is Queer
- The cotton headed ninny mugging 
- Jingle joshes
- Ho ho hooligans
- 8 quizzes quizzing 
- kinda classy super sassy 
- Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the brew house
- Santas Ho Ho Hos
- twas the night for trivia 
- 4 1/2 people was enough

Boy Band vs Girl Band Trivia
- Liam Payne Cocaine 
- See yo u next Tuesday
- It’s gonna be gay
- We didn’t know it was themed trivia when we decided to come here but we had a gift card so we stayed for the burgers and beer but 2 of us did see the Backstreet Boys in concert in Las Vegas 
- we definitely aren’t beating Shazam
- the Green Bay packers all have harry styles tattoos

1840 Brewing
- Still Tripping on Tryptophan
- Kippie Ki Yay Mother Butterflies
- Ho Ho Hole In One

Barrel Yard
- What's on Second?

Brass Monkey
- Taint America if a Felon Can’t Run for President! 
- I wonder if Debbie’s perineum tastes like spaghetti? Guess we’ll never know.
- All I want for Quizmas is Booze!

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Buzz, your Quiz friend, woof!
- Pig? Yak? Nah- Beyonce Is Goat

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- The only Italian O’s we care about are Spaghetti O’s
- The Maldivas
- I Magically put my sausage in your Mom’s English Channel
- Timothee Chalamet’s Ratty Mustache 
- Kuzco’s Toad in the Hole
- All I Want for Christmas is to win the $10 Cafe Hollander Gift Card

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Anita Phagina
- I’ll Magically insert my Sausage in your Pudding 
- Sleigh My Name Sleigh My Name 
- Da Smiffs…..Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywhere 
- Keep The Change You Filthy Animal
- Da Smiffs: Party like it’s 1999 
- (In Harrison Ford voice) “Get off my plane"

Caffrey's Pub
- Father’s Rigatoni
- (Pe)can I get your pants?

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- sloppy toppy  is better than grumpy pumpy
- it’s an avocado thanks
- We know Barbie's measurements, what about Kens? 
- The Mistle hoes
- The heaviest primate is: Your mom! 
- What’s a party without Confetta?

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Rumpy Pumpy Paul Took A Dumpy 
- Rumplemintz Pumplemintz 
- Rumpy Pumpy? It's Mountain Time ;)
- Viagra Helps My Noodle Nut
- Viagra Gives Me The Passion To Raid Her Lost Ark
- Karl And The Spent Wankers 
- Call Me Giles Corey The Way I Want To Get Crushed By Barbies Fat Tiddies 
- Ivan Drago Deez Nuts Across Your Face
- I Tried Using Penis As My Password But It Said It Was Too Short

Camp Bar - Tosa
- what about Whoville?
- Sammarindeez nuts
- Jimmy Carter could have used a life saver

Copper on King
- The difference makers

Crafty Cow - Milwaukee
- Maldives on Deez Nuts
- your mom is a long tailed tit

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Grandma got run over by a cow
- Iconic Duo: Ghandi-Stephani

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Tim Allen at Chilis is my Roman Empire
- I feel God in this Crafty Cow tonight
- We thought the Browns were named after how shitty they are 
- Our Coworkers abandoned us so we want to show them our $10 gift card
- White Jizzmas 
- The last time we went to the strip club we didn't see any Yellow Tailed Tits there

Deer Camp
- Wakandan Bobsled Team
- challah challah for a dolla
- please Linda, come back, the kids miss you, call me at 414-256-4092

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Conceived in IKEA (not the bed) 
- Who needs Viagra when you have an IKEA bed. 
- You know what else is 900 times heavier than the pyramid of Giza: your mom. 
- World’s heaviest primate? Yo mama. 
- Grandma got run over by a rein-drone 
- Ivan draggon these nuts across your face

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Recently promoted United healthcare executives
- Captain marvel isn’t an avenger
- I thought the heaviest primate was your mom
- Victoria’s Secret is that Alec Baldwin did it on purpose 
- the cougars I know roar
- the humping deer were definitely real

Gabe's Wisconsin Tavern
- all tinsel no balls

Gathering Place - Tosa
- Doesn’t Matter Anyways
- We Were Young when the Dead Sea was only Sick

Good City Brewing - Tosa
- Rumpy pumpy all night long
- My Gooch Has Been Tainted
- Sherlock homies
- Santas sad sacks

Horse and Plow
- We Gnome It All
- Prancer & Answer

Hot House Tavern
- The Facts Machine
- A case of the Mondays

The Hub
- Is That My Sackbut you're blowing?
- Merry Quizmas, ya filthy animal

Izzy Hops
- Brui$er Wolf’s Sloppy White Hoes 
- Pardon Me Next, Daddy Biden
- Percy Weasley's 10 Inch Javelin
- A Luigi Mangione Christmas 
- Pre-Op Lil Kim & The Christmas Yaks

Jack's American Pub
- C u next Tuesday 
- He’s (Luigi) so hot you must aquit

Lion's Tail Brewing
- meenage tutant neenja teetles

McGillycuddy's
- Hoochie Coochie

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Hunchback of Water Street 
- Ain’t no Hollabrat girl

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Inspect-Her-Gadget 
- OJ Simpson; The game of Life
- Shaq destroyed this octopussy
- A sausage magically inserted into octopussies
- Marc antoneez nuts 
- Hans gruber law offices… one fall, that’s all 
- Neil degrasse Tyson says plutos not a planet. Fuck Neil degrasse Tyson
- If that’s Pluto, I’d rather look at Uranus 
- Santa’s big red sack

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- triv-the-season
- baby Dan and 8 stinky poos 
- Double Ls

MobCraft Beer
- Trick question, Tupac is not dead

Molly McGuire's
- Red Rocket, Cum Socket, C'mon SHAWTY pop'n'lockit":

North Pillar Brewing
- Reagan’s Neon Taint

O'Lydias
- Slob on my Egg Nog
- Slob on my Nog
- Bring Me Shots Jenna!

Ope Brewing
- who doesn’t want to kill an insurance CEO?
- to hell with Princeton, I went to ITT Tech!!

Panther Pub
- I feel god in the Panther Pub Tonight
- If I passed while hard I’d … Die Hard
- How the Grinch Stole Our Chance a Winning

Pete's Pub
- If you taint first, you’re last
- the Blind Backstreet Boy
- Luigi shoot (your shot with me) next

Pilot Project Brewing
- Master Bait & Tackle
- Know It Ales
- Kid Free Evening! FINALLY

Pomona Cider Co
- The girls and the gays (they're single :) )

Public Brewing
- the hingle Mc.kringleberries
- The largest soil producers 
- 2 girls 1 trivia sheet
- The beeracle of lights
- Jingle my bells

Rally Time
- I Swear To God Steve Was in the Lord Of the Rings
- Santa And His Ho's 
- Rally time is open to a game New Years Day. I can do it.

Raised Grain Brewing
- The Cheetah Girls but not THE cheetah girls 
- One Direction is *NSYNC to bring Backstreets Spice back!

Sahale Ale Works
- Where do you want me to feel it, Brian?
- Michael Scott's Shoes
- Tit's Snowing
- What's the Dong exchange rate?
- I'm just here for John's Greased Lightning

Station 1 Brewing
- Trivia for Dummies
- Santa’s Reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila and Blitzen 
- It’s Beginning to look a lot like Quiz-mas
- Santa Boots + Rally 
- Go Elf Yourself

Third Space Brewing
- Justice for the Green Ranger
- Luigi's Mansion Looks a Lot Like a Prison
- Your Mom's Long Tailed Tit Brings us Salvation

Three Lions Pub
- When I think about books, I touch my shelf

Up Down
- The UP Belongs to Wisconsin! 
- TEAM GAY
- Kraken These Ho Ho Hos 
- He Sees You When You’re Fucking, He Knows When You’re Celibate 
- Merry Chrysler and Happy Honda Days, Unless You Celebrate Toyotathon!

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Perennial Perineum Pleasures.

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Is that a tip up in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
- Can we ban Steve Buscemi’s eyes and annex Ryan Goslings abs?
- Two Eds are better than one

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