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Wednesday, August 03, 2022


Harry Potter Trivia
- The reason Myrtle moans
- The only team worse than Slytherin is the Chicago Bears
- That's so Ravenclaw
- Aberforth, the Throat Goat
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- Dobby's Sock Drawer
- Gilderoy Lock'in up that win
- The team that shall not be named
- Alas, Earwax
- Dumb and Dumbledoor
- Wintrivia LiveinTosa
- These muggles have struggles
- Law and Order SVU: Special Voldemort Unit
- It's WauwatOsa, not WauwatosAH
- Chudley Cannons in Six
- Here for the Butter Beer
- Quibbler Queens 
- Snapes on a Plane 
- Hit it and quidditch
- I Solemnly Swear That I Have No Idea Who Headly Fleetwood
- Neville Gunna Give You Up, Neville Gunna Let You Down
- Slytherin into my hairy pooter
- I'm the reason Myrtle is moaning

The Office Trivia
- The Animal Rapists
- Justice for Sprinkles 
- The Slow Train from Philly 
- Creed’s Worm Guy 
- Todd Packer’s Legal Team
- Little Kid Lovers 
- Faith and the Zits
- Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
- FACT: Beer beats Battlestar Galactica 
- #creedthoughts

1840 Brewing
- Hotdog Water
- Tickle My Elmo or I’ll call Lorena Bobbitt
- Intergalactic Dump Truck

The Baaree
- Ned Flanders Got Lost in my Kraken
- Gutter Ballers 
- Abort the Supreme Court
- Girls Just Wanna Have Titicaca 
- Surly,  she said Netflix and Cheel!
- Your Mom's a Black Hole 
- Scott Tot's Class of 2022

Brass Monkey
- I earned a point for a drawing of a cock and balls.
- Stinky, Itchy, Smelly, Leaky, Rashy, Queefy, Burny, and Pus are the gifts Snow White got from the 7 Dwarfs when she fucked around and found out!
- Say my name Jeff Bezos. I’m a Pitbull, not a bull dog

Caffrey's Pub
- Rollie Got Fingered.
- Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Kick names, take ass 
- Here for the (root) beer 
- My anal glands smell like vanilla too! :)
- Hillary cliton 
- I’m a solid 10, but it’s in the ph scale 8
- Would you like to tickle my Elmo?
- I feel like I have a booger in my nose
- At least the music and drinks were good 
- We came for the popcorn

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- My parents had sex 27 years +9 months 
- Jared’s Quarter life crisis
- Can’t find the Cletus
- Wii Golf she Cleans 
- Show me your unum

Camp Bar, Tosa
- We all live in a Chinese submarine
- I’d recognize wakanda on a map anywhere

Deer Camp MKE
- Taste the Winebow
- Free Brittney (Greiner)

Eagle Park Brewing
- The Sprouts 
- Eagle Park: Because We’re Worth It 
- We’re Ecto Cooler Than You

Fox River House
- The Supreme Court Legally Aborted My Team Name
- Veggie Tales is the Gay Agenda

Gathering Place Brewing Co.
- We’re not saints, but we do serve the tastiest beaver anus this side of the rio grande
- You’re a Quizzard, Harry!

Iron Horse Hotel
- Suck my Coconuts 
- Who the Fuck Woke Up This Morning and Did a Rain Dance?
- Fondle My Aussie Footballs
- Monty Python’s Trial of Trivia
- Nicole, Not So Richie
- Cream City Swallowers

Izzy Hops
- Ted Cruz Ate My Son
- Lake Superior isn’t as deep as I was in your mom last night
- I’ll give you a Winkie if you tickle my Twinkie

Jack's American Pub
- Skipping Class & Eating Ass 
- Jeffry Dahmer’s All you can eat Buffett

J&Bs Blue Ribbon
- Kraaken Deez Nuts
- Haggis! I put that shit on everything!
- Slythereeans

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- TCB… What is a power cut? 
- Nuns In A Blender (What’s black, white and red all over?) 
- Thicker than Shrek, Wetter than Phelps
- #QuizLife
- 16-inch circumference? That's what she said!
- My spanner has a large circumference
- Pinocchio had a 16" big bird
- A little more Monica in his life and Clinton would have been divorced too
- QuizDicks.com/date
- My javelin has perfect accuracy when it comes to your mom
- Vince McMahon's mistresses
- Django Unchained my Shuttlecock
- A group of MILFs is called a gargle
- Wrecking Ballsack
- Pitbull's Krispy Kreme Pie
- Walking Talking Stephen Hawkings
- RIP Choco Taco
- Lumberjack me off until I Krispy Kreme

Magoo's
- Kate Bush is my President
- U2 is Poo Poo
- The G.I. Hoes
- I caught 100 STDs in 1 minute from Uranus Second
- Can my headless cock(roach) live on your anus?

McGillycuddy's
- Ted Cruz Killed My Mom 
- Taj Ma-Balls
- Mercury is in Retrograde
- Fuck your Zodiac sign, what’s your favorite Kanye album? 
- It’s Not a Phase, Mom!
- Operation is the origin of my anxiety (and tequila is the cure)
- Name the Pixelated image of that politician who visited Epstein's Island 
- Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Uranus.

Milwaukee Ale House
- I Like Mike Hunt
- My MacBook Pro isn't the only Thing that's 16 inches 
- Bicurious George
- Snow White and the Seven Cucks

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- We like our women like we like our Ben Franklin‘s… Folded over and full of cocaine 
- Alex is the best quiz master this place has ever had!
- Big Bird's 16 inches
- Round 3 threw a spanned in my chances of winning
- Swipe Right on that Shuttle Cock 
- Two Landing Strips and a Bush
- A Crash of Shuttle Drivers 
- Every lumberjack loves a good blowfish

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Ted Cruz is my moms macho man 
- No brain, no pain 
- The G.I. Average Joes
- The hoops not the only thing that’s 18 inches 
- Somebody once told me your mom had a Snuggie that looked like a Snuggie I had 
- Mia khalifas burj 
- The bratworst
- Did you go to school for art? No, I went to Pittsburg for vacation
- The quizmasterdebaters 
- The door guy 
- Larry birds magic Johnson 
- The best a man can get is Uranus 

Milwaukee Brewing Co
- Up for whatever: Trojan
- Real Housewives of Milwaukee
- Boner jamz '04
- Divorced dads

MobCraft
- Ted Cruzing for Village People
- Ted Cruz is: a) Les Miserables b) The Marvel Character that let himself Go c) Not a Macho Man D) Mrs White
- Was Kevin Spacey anyone else's Babysitter?
- Mom said to stop using the Vacuum on my Twinkie

Mo's Irish Pub
- Hulk Hogan’s Hoes

O'Lydias
- Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle 
- Let's go to Appleton
- Denver? I hardly know her! (Trivia won’t be the “Sam” without you) 
- Show me your Titi-cacas
- My mom's black hole is insured by American family

Pete's Pub
- 80085
- the good, the bad, the Miley Cyrus

Raised Grain Brewing
- Same Thing Every Thursday Pinky
- Adam Levine’s Ass Tat 
- My Safe Word is “Keep Going”

Rally Time West Bend
- TCB (Takin Care of Bitches)
- Sockastickin is Another Name For An OBGYN 
- Riding A Bike Is A Lot LIke Sex. My Uncle Taught Me When I Was 9 
- Hickory Dickory Dock. The Mouse Ran Up My Shuttlecock.
- We see Barbie girl wants to go to paradise city but pitbull is a joker 
- sShe’s a 10 but she likes pitbull

Red Star Bar - Whole Foods
- Fat, Bald, Drunk and Confused
- Unbanned for Life
- Is That Inflation Or Are You Just Happy To See Me 
- Whole Infoodlation
- 3 Hot Dogs Down a Hallway 
- Quentin Triviatino 
- Late Boomers 
- Valeria Don’t Go! For every trivia host there is an equal and opposite physicist 
- Whole Nudes! 
- Drunk birds of a feather thank drink together 

Rock Bottom
- Most Horrible Bosses Ever

SportClub
- No more British questions please #USA 
- Full Frontal House 
- Nation of Quizlam 
- Cock Scene, Cock Wave, Cock Ring
- Brollies Inc.
- Bishop In A Turtle Neck

State Line Distillery
- Mind the Gap in our Knowledge
- Doritos are a vegetable, right? 
- You don’t win friends with salad.
 
Third Space Brewing
- Et Tu Third Space? Nice!
- Throw in the Cum Towel, We’re Fucked
- Big Fuckin’ Eyes
- Rose, There Was Room
- E.T.: The Extra Testicle

The Turn
- I Thought This Was Speed Dating

UpDown MKE
- TCB, More Like Tits Clits and Balls 
- Dresden Deez Nuts Across Your Face
- Dumb, Dumber, Dumberest
- Our Couches Pull Out But We Don’t
- Snow White and the Six Dating Apps 
- Girth Wind and Fire
- Jizzmaster Trivia 
- Forget About Your Boyfriend and Meet Me at Trivia! DalΓ© 
- The Exorcism of Ted Cruz

Oh... My... God! It's Friends Trivia Night!

Friday, July 15, 2022
 

Oh. My. Gaaawd!

☕ Assemble your F•R•I•E•N•D•S (except may be that one person who doesn't share food) and practice your best Unagi for this quiz as it promises to test the most die-hard of Friends TV fans. Fortunately though you won't lose your apartment over any wrong answers!

πŸ“Ί We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics from across all 10 seasons of Friends.

πŸ‘šπŸ‘–πŸ‘— F.R.I.E.N.D.S "costumes" and attire are highly encouraged! 

πŸ’΅ This event is $5 per quiz at select locations but free at others. Venues with a $5 entry fee will feature an additional CA$H PRIZE for the winning team!

Current dates and locations include:

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SUNDAY August 7th:
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TUESDAY August 9th:
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WEDNESDAY August 10th:
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    THURSDAY August 11th:
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    πŸ“ The quiz lasts about 2 hours, featuring 6 rounds; two wager categories and a visual round will also be included! Plus we'll end the quiz with a rapid lightning round! ⚡ 

    πŸ† There will be PRIZES for 1st, 2nd and "Best Friends Team Name".

    πŸ’° This event is $5 per quizzer at select locations but free at others. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular gift card prizes) at the end!

    ______________


    Themed Trivia FAQs

    ✍️  Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    πŸ’Έ Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place (usually 40-50 percent of the take) on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

    πŸ₯‡ What are the prizes? 
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

    πŸ‘— Can I wear a special outfit or costume? 
    Absolutely. Specialty attire or "that's what she said" t-shirts are encouraged! We'll take your picture if you let us!

    🚫 Can people under 21 play? 
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

    🀝 Is there a team-size limit? 
    We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia). However, some bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

    😊 I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar? 
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients for themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key factors usually. 

    You're a Quizard, Harry! Wizarding trivia is back!

    Friday, July 01, 2022


    ⚡ You're a Quizard, Harry! 

    πŸͺ„ Harry Potter trivia night is back this summer at select bar locations! 

    πŸ€“ So, gather your fellow Dumbledorks for this one and join us at select locations in the Midwest for a night to remember! There is no limit on house size as even the most die-hard Potterheads might get stupified on some questions! Don't worry though, if you're just here for the butter beer there will be plenty of fun for the whole family!

    πŸ§™ Harry Potter outfits (tees, ties and scarves!!) are highly encouraged... and remember it's Trivi-OH-sa not Trivi-o-SAH!

    πŸ“š The quiz will cover both the Harry Potter movies and BOOKS! 

    So Slytherin to one of the following locations...

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    SUNDAY July 24th:
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    TUESDAY July 26th:
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    WEDNESDAY July 27th:
      ----------

      THURSDAY July 28th:
      ______________

      πŸ“ The quiz lasts about 2 hours, featuring 6 rounds; two wager categories and a visual round will also be included! Plus we'll end the quiz with a rapid lightning round! ⚡ 

      πŸ† There will be PRIZES for 1st, 2nd and "Most Sirius Team Name" at all venues. 

      πŸ’° This event is $5 per quizzer at select locations but free at others. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best name) at the end!

      ______________


      Themed Trivia FAQs

      ✍️  Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
      No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

      πŸ’Έ Okay, how much is it? 
      It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place (usually 40-50 percent of the take) on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

      πŸ₯‡ What are the prizes? 
      This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

      πŸ‘— Can I wear a special outfit or costume? 
      Absolutely. Specialty attire or "that's what she said" t-shirts are encouraged! We'll take your picture if you let us!

      🚫 Can people under 21 play? 
      That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

      🀝 Is there a team-size limit? 
      We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia). However, some bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

      😊 I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar? 
      It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients for themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key factors usually. 

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