Best Team Names of June 2022!

Friday, July 01, 2022

Pixar Trivia
- Buzzed on Light Beer
- I hope they Pixar name
- A Thug's Life
- The 2319's
- I'm in love with the Coco
- Walt Quizney
- We only know Disney movies
- 4 Town Fan Club
- The Un-Incredibles
- Sunnyside PTA
- The Quizmaster makes my cheeks turn red
- Toyz II Men
- CGI Fridays
- Buzz and Woody, Giggle, Giggle
- Pixar and chill 
- Lightyears Ahead of the Competition
- I’m Trash! 
- Andy’s Mom Had Woody & Buzz Toys, Too
- To Trivia and Beyond
- Buzzed Lightyear “To Infinity and Bombed.”
- "Lots 'O Huggins Beer"
- These Pixar of Your Mom Last Night

1840 Brewing Co.
- I heard you sh$t in my bed
- Gas Prices… am I Right?!
- Dolphins Wear Helmets Too
- Blood, Sweat, & Queers
- We Hope the Supreme Court Steps on ALL of the Legos

The Baaree
- The Thiens-Villian
- FAFO: fuck around and find out 
- I wish I knew how to quit trivia 
- The hellfire club
- Mom's Spaghetti 
- Call Me, I'm Desperate 
- C's Get Degrees
- Cherry Poppin Virgins

- Can I pay my tab in DeutschMarks

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- “I can’t hear shit…”
- OJ Simpson killing it on and off the field.

Caffrey's Pub
- Quiztina Aguilera

Camp Bar Shorewood 
- I love you but my nose grows to lalaland
- How do you spell Kazakhstan?
- Seymour butts
- Bagdaddies
- I’m wrestling my demons and getting tbagged
- Kuwait Kuwait don’t tell me 
- Angkor’s twats

Camp Bar Third Ward
- Hey Ryan, how many “T’s” in the word idiot? 
- Quizzically challenged 
- Quiz cougar

Camp Bar Tosa
- Little red riding deez nuts
- Silk exotic: where dreams come true
- Oh you like dragon? (Dragon deez nuts across your face)

Deer Camp
- Dildo Gaggins
- Waiting for my pebble proposal
- High as gas prices 
- Wet dreams about brokeback mountain

Eagle Park Brewing Co.
- Slutty Slut Sluts for Dijonaise 
- Oy! My Goiter

The Edge Sports Bar
- Shot Ski Should be in the Olympics

Ferch's Crafthouse Grille
- The more we play, the harder we get

Fox River House
- Kid Rock’s Pediatrician
- It’s not John Hancock, it’s Herbie Hancock
- MY LEG!!!

Gathering Place Brewing Co.
- I’ve had Crunchwraps more Supreme than this Court

Hogs & Kisses
- Swamp Arses 
- Random Ass Team
- Balls Deep 
- Feelin Stoopid 
- Live Love Laugh Smile Forever

Iron Horse Hotel
- William Taft Also Got Stuck in a Bathtub 
- I’m Gonna Quiz
- Hey Jude, You Suck 
- Flat Bottomed Trunks, but Fat Bottomed Girls

Izzy Hops
- William Hung like a Horse
- The apple of Steve Buscemi’s eyes

Jack's American Pub
- Camouflage Condoms…you never saw us coming!
- I think one of my Dads might be gay
- Tits and Ass 
- Jelly Pus: Porn Site or Translucent

- Quiz in my pants 
- Testies
- Clueless in Belgium

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- My Anaconda don't want none unless you got Buscemi Eyes, hun
- I want my anaconda between Hillary Swank's red breast
- Light as a feather, stiff as Brigham Young's Anaconda
- The world's other venomous primate: Amber Heard
- Amber Heard beat Johnny Depp more than the Packers beat the Bears
- The cock-ness monsters
- West Ham get battered everywhere they go
- Ivanna Hugh G. Reaction
- Let get down to quizness
- Don't worry, Challenger, my first mission also ended in a premature explosion
- Fuck you, KYLE!!!
- Kyle has two syllables in American
- The Noblest gas ever is a Queef
- IF Kyle is one syllable, then Scotland is part of England
- Kyle is wrong
- Charles and Kyle has two syllables but DICK has one
- Who names their kid Kyle in 1922?
- Your mom named me Lance because of my long pole
- Khylleh (pronounced "Kyle")
- Kobe, permanently retired
- Our gas is noble
- Everything I touch turns to Gouda
- Don't quiz me bro
- Gerald Ford's barber
- Leo went ker-plunk in Titanic (there was room on the door)
- My wife thinks I'm out jogging
- Large diameter hoes
- Jack could've fit on the door
- Making a Murderer - featuring O.J. Simpson
- Greenland should be a country!
- Jack, there's room for 2
- O.J. was innocent
- Unwise beyond our years

Magoo's on the Mound
- You like apples? How about them winter bananas? 
- a Hard Night's Day
- What would you do for a Klondike Bear?
- Recipe: Wrap wife in thin spaghetti for Angels on Whore's Back
- Did Sarah Palin see the January 6th insurrection from her house? 
- Calamine Lotion, because its topical

- Al Gore Invented the Internet 
- Eat my ASSMAN
- I've had sex with stranger things than Marc Rubio
- Go down, give head, make me a sandwich 
- What's Obama's last name
- Suck my John Hancock
- Grease Me Up, I’m Home Alone and want to go to the Chocolate Factory

Milwaukee Ale House
- Amber Heard's Legal Team
- Hunt, Mike
- Nation of Quizlam
- They Drink Ketchup, Don't They? 
- Party Foul Beer Emergency
- KerPlunk Deez Nuts 
- Loser Jumps in the River

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- I'm actually smarter than this quiz would indicate 
- JFK's mind blowing trivia team
- Didn’t Burger King have a Joey Fatone burger? 
- I Wish I had a King Cobra

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- The ASS MAN will leave the light on 
- Chew on this and we will leave the light on for you 
- Happy Pride Month Bert and Ernie!!
- Mozzarella originally came from my Italian grandmother 
- My Hancock is retractable 
- Raging lesbians
- Let’s get ready to rumble in your moms Libya 
- Earth Wind and Fyre fest 
- Fiveskins 

MKE Brewing Co
- An orgy of oysters
- When you think of garbage, think of Akeem! 
- Patriotically correct ❤️ 
- Freedom of playing trivia 
- I'd rather die than bike 112 miles 
- Hulk Hogan's stinky farts
- The John Handcocks
- Simba is a bitch

- Childhood Trauma: Champagne of Tears
- Smash or Pass - Miles Teller?
- How I met your Mother in 1989
- Hungryhornyhippos.com
- Betty Lou fell 75 stories into my Tromboner
- Libya, more like Labia

- I’ve fallen 73 stories and I can’t get up 
- Sucker, I barely know her
- Dwayne “The Rock Hopper” Johnson 
- You must be 5’11” to ride the rock n rollercoaster
- Chuck Yeager may have broken the sound barrier but our score broke the smell barrier. AM I RIGHT?!
- At least I had sex today

Pete's Pub
- David Gruber had sex with my wife
- If I don’t win my wife won’t let me back in
- Big bad bowser’s ballsack
- Clit Eatwood

Rally Time, West Bend
- Today Was The Day That Amber Heard Almost Caught Captain Jack Sparrow
- Jared Went To Jail For Eating Too Fresh 
- You Are Now Free To Move Sound My Dick
- It's Blowing Harder Than Your Mom Out There 
- Preserved Penis Envy 
- My D Is Worth More Than 2 Points
- Was Easy-E Thinking About Sting When He Sang "F@#k The Police?" 
- The McLean Makes Me Go Kerplunk In The Toilet

Raised Grain
- Big Nessie Doesn’t Go Shallow- big Nessie goes deep.
- Quarter Pounder? I Barely McKnow Her
- Quiz On My Face 
- Not here to win- we just like the playlist
- This Trivia is harder than my Johnson

Red Star Bar (Whole Foods, Streeterville)
- We Came Back From Our Honeymoon For This?!
- Quiz Pics > Dick Pics 
- The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets 

Rock Bottom
- Quiz Khalifa
- Our food was cold

- Gotta use your Goldfinger before you give me your Anaconda
- Nation of Quizlam
- The Quizmaster's mom is drunk 
- I'll rotini your weenie
- The Stuttering I I Italians 
- Marquettowa

State Line Distillery
- Kayaking with my Sluts
- 99 problems but student loans ain’t one (anymore!!)
- A cloister of Oysters 
- Do the Chicago bears really count as an NFL Franchise?
- Should’ve had a V8
- R.I.P. (Rest In Paisans) 
- Gaslight, Gatekeep, Golden Girls
- President Tiny Hands Ketchup Throwing Extravaganza Name

Station 1 Brewing
- E = mcHammered
- John Triviaolta

Third Space Brewing
- Not Cooler by the Lake
- Hotter than Candyland.com
- SCOTUS, you mean SCROTUS

The Turn
- 7 Eggplants & A Peach

UpDown MKE
- Prima Donna Mommas 
- Albino Rhinos and Third Wind
- Extra Virgin Mary Christmas Carol Channing Tatum O’Neal Patrick Harris 
- Thomas the Spank Engine
- Napoleon’s Dick in a Jar
- Kennedy wasn’t shot. His head just did that.
- Dennis Rodman’s Pierced Nipples 
- David Gruber Fucked My Wife
- Caesar wasn’t stabbed, his back just did that
- Our Score is Kerplunk

Wisconsin Brewing Co.
- Miller Time
- Nothing to Luge!

Threat Level Quiz Night... the Office Trivia is this July

Thursday, June 16, 2022



 The Office trivia night is back this summer and it's going to be bigger than ever... that's what she said.

💼 Questions will cover all seasons of the show and beyond... so be sure to estimate us! 

📝 Cancel your crentist appointment and join us at select bars in Wisconsin, Minnesota and Illinois for our first theme of the summer...


SUNDAY July 10th:

TUESDAY July 12th:

WEDNESDAY July 13th:

    THURSDAY July 14th:

    📝 The quiz lasts about 2 hours, featuring 6 rounds; two wager categories and a visual round will also be included! Plus we'll end the quiz with a rapid lightning round! ⚡ 

    🏆 There will be PRIZES for 1st, 2nd and "Best Office Team Name"... and may be for "bushiest beaver" too. 

    💰 This event is $5 per quizzer at select locations but free at others. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular gift card prizes) at the end!


    Themed Trivia FAQs

    ✍️  Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    💸 Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place (usually 40-50 percent of the take) on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

    🥇 What are the prizes? 
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

    👗 Can I wear a special outfit or costume? 
    Absolutely. Specialty attire or "that's what she said" t-shirts are encouraged! We'll take your picture if you let us!

    🚫 Can people under 21 play? 
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

    🤝 Is there a team-size limit? 
    We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia). However, some bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

    😊 I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar? 
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients for themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key factors usually. 

    Edge Sports Bar

    Thursday, June 09, 2022

    Thursdays at 7pm
    Debuts June 16th

    5175 S. 27th St., 
    Milwaukee WI 53221,

    $15 Beer Buckets
    Happy Hour pricing on Mules & Old Fashioned drinks

    1st: $30 gift card
    2nd: $20 gift card
    Best team name: $10 gift card

    Quizmaster: Kelsey J.


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