Quiz Bowl II this Sunday!

Just a brief reminder that Quiz Bowl II, Milwaukee's sports and pop culture triva tournament this upcoming Sunday January 29th! Register your team now!

And in case you missed the inaugural Quiz Bowl back in March 2011, check out the recap here, or why not challenge yourself with the video round from last time out...

And the answers...

December's Best Team Names

Milwaukee Ale House

• Kim Jong Il, Ghaddafi and Bin Laden all die in the same year? May be there really is a team America! (America, fuck yeah!)
• Much Like Lewinsky, team names about her are too easy
• Recall Grandma's Walker
• Show me your jingle balls and I'll show you my ho-ho-ho's!
• Only thing smaller than our score is Ryan Braun's balls
• We are totally guilty of PEDs: Performance Enhanced Drinking
• There's no crying in trivia
• What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
• Favre might have thrown 300 TDs but only females enjoyed his pics
• Jodie Foster's Knuckles
• Suggestion for picture question: chicks with Amy Winehouse track marks

Cafe Hollander

• Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem
• The Best Majors @ Penn State Are Minors
• They call me Korean in bed 'cause "I'm Pak Un Heat"
• The Hebrew Hammered... and all he got was the herp
• American Airlines Frequent Flyer Alec Baldwin
• I Call My Dick Cheney, Because It Shoots People In The Face

Caffrey's Pub

• Ryan Braun's Shrivled Testicles
• I'm An Analyst and Therapist. Anal-Rapist For Short.
• Saturday Was The First Day Herman Cain Ever Pulled Out Early
• What Do You Mean I Have An 8am Final - Time To Start Drinking
• I Remember When I Was British

Whiskey Bar

• What is the female equilvilent of a Teabagging?
• Australia Can Have Mel Gibson
• What is Helen Keller's favorite color
• The walking talking hawking stephen
• Kim Jong Il is probably wrearry ronery right now
• Aint no party like a Pyongyang party, cause Pyongyang party parties are mandatory
• The Dicks
• Herman Cain has 9-9-9 Problems

Replay Sports Bar

• With Sam Wickens In The Motherland, Its A Rufie Free Trivia Night!
• Jingle All The Way. Great Christmas Movie, Or The Greatest Christmas Movie?
• NBA Sucks
• Rape Expectations By Charles Wickens
• The Quizmaster has a dragon tattoo (trampstamp?)
• We didn't know sex was an olympic event
• I like pancakes and strippers have feelings too

McGillycuddy's

• Sandusky Taught Me A Three Point Stance, Now I Play Soccer
• Why Is Santa’s Sack So Large? He Only Comes Once A Year
• Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
• The Kim Jung-Illests
• I Sat On Santa’s Lap…..He Got A Boner And All I Got Was A Dick In A Box
• Tiger Woods On Top Again . . . . Of Golf
• At Least We Are Better Than The NFL Halftime Show

Bootz Saloon

• Better late than Pregnant
• Have you seen Mike Hunt?

Fanatics Sports Central

• Yes Mom, thats eggnog on my pants
• All I want for Christmas is a cum dumpster tranny
• The Mexican With The Dragon Tattoo
• Canada: Americas Top Hat
• All I Want For Xmas Is Jarreds Hair Back

Milwaukee Brat House

• Harry Twatter and the Deathly Swallows
• Is that a Dildo in his hand?
• The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
• We love Englishmen
• Allen Gregory... Proof Jonah Hill is only funny when he's fat
• Come one Barbie let's go party... in my pants!
• Bark Twice for Herman Cain... for finally pulling out of something
• If Canada is America's hat, is Mexico it's penis?

Dino'z Sports Bar

• I Just Quizzed My Pants
• We Don't Need A Team Name, We're Getting Paid Anyway
• 8==========D

Jim's Place

• Life is like a box of chocolates, for fat people it doesn't last long
• Jerry Sandusky Bowl for Kids, presented by Toys 'R Us
• Anything I do to extend my life is just going to be outweighed by the agony of living it
• I ran 3 miles today; I finally quit and said, "Fine, lady, have your purse back!"

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

• All I got for Christmas is a dick in a box... and now I have herpes
• This Is The Last Time I'm Doing Quiz As The Only Sober Person On My Team.
• Step 3: Open The Box, You Know Because My Dick Is In It.
• Discount. Double-Check. Rodger That.
• Romo'd - The Opposite Of Tebow'd, And How We Closed Out This Quiz
• Pack Hers
• Happy F'in Xmas. Hey Mate, If You Don't Have A Greencard. Go Home!!!
• Mission Impossible 7: Tom Cruise Making A Good Movie

Black Rose Irish Pub

• INCEST: a game the whole family can play
• What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my cock up your ass!
• The only white Christmas will be on your Mom's chest
• Ryan Braun has an MVP: Medicinal Valtrex Prescription
• Swedish Cock Pump
• Braun's needle is bigger than his prick

Grafton Ale House

• Our balls are dropping at the stroke of Midnight
• Edmond is a Douche Bag
• My wife can't wrestle but you should see her box
• Luckily, My Employer has No Herpes Test
• We're All Getting Drunk Tonight… Except for the Pregnant People
• ATM, Glory Hole... same thing
• Is anyone else turned on my Velma's kneesocks?
• Two dicks, once chick, you do the math

The Highbury

• www.jizzmastertrivia.com
• My Seven Year Itch turned out to be Herpes. Merry Christmas Kevin!
• Van Gogh without the "GH" is an art moving company
• Kim Jong Ill Communication
• Santa only comes once a year.. & so do I :(
• Ryan Braun is only guilty of not calling his mother
• The NBA Ruined Christmas
• I saw the movie, Kermit finally porked Miss Piggy!
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button!

Three Lions Pub

• Team Fed Ex : We Don't Know the Answers So We are Just Throwing Shit over the Fence
• I can't Be-reave Kim Jong Ill Died...It's Cool We can Say That we Have a Korean Guy on Our Team
• An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away. So Does a Gatling Gun
• Why is Santa So Jolly? Because the Elves Jingle His Bells
• Chicken & Egg Went to Bed Together. Who Came first?
• Ironically, Disabled Toilets are the only ones big Enough to run Around in
• Why Do Leprechauns Laugh when They Run? Because the Grass Tickles Their Balls
• It's Not Rape If You Yell "Surprise"!
• I Mustache You a Question, but I'll Shave it For Later
• Spent 90% of My Time & Money on women & Drink, the Rest I Wasted
• "I'm Hung Like Gary Speed"
• "That Girl From Hansen is Beautiful" Seriously though, Would You?

Duke of Devon Pub

• Jingle My Bells
• I'm on the Tebow Train
• Rick Perry's Kristmas Klub Krisaders
• MLS Cup? Is that a realtor award?

Crisp Pizza Bar

• Shoulda Beena Drinkin' MORE
• Oops I Quizzed My Pants