Win advanced screening movie passes to MIB 3!

Quizmaster has teamed up again with our friends at Columbia pictures to bring Milwaukee's smartest minds an advanced screening of the upcoming Blockbuster hit Men in Black III...

The movie, starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin, will be released to the general public on Friday May 25th, 2012 but because we are just that cool we're giving you the chance to see the movie two days before everyone else!

Quizmaster will be giving away advanced screening passes to the film at our quiz nights starting this Thursday May 17th (full list of locations below). The advanced screening for the movie will take place on Wednesday May 23rd, 2012 at 7 p.m. at the Marcus Majestic Cinema in Waukesha, WI. Team that do win tickets are advised to arrive at least 45 minutes early as it's on a first-come, first-serve basis!

What's more, we're also giving away intergalactic goodies at upcoming quiz events along with the movie passes....

Yep, those are MIB shades (like the ones worn by Will Smith in the film, really!) and Super Soakers too!!!

And so, for your chance to win all this amazing crap, stop by one of the following Quizmaster Trivia nights between tomorrow and next Tuesday:

Thursday May 17th:
Major Goolsby's
St. Francis Brewery
Replay Sports Bar
Blackthorn Pub

Monday May 21st:
Milwaukee Ale House
Cafe Hollander (Tosa Village)

Tuesday May 22nd:
Lucky's Irish Pub
Cans Bar & Canteen
McGillycuddy's
Whiskey Bar
Upper 90 Sports Pub

And again, don't forget to arrive early for the screening!

April's Best Team Names

Milwaukee Ale House

• Our team is more regular than Jamie Lee Curtis"
• It's never sunny in Milwaukee"
• "$2 hot dogs? Can you break a twenty? Oh, fuck it - I'll take ten." - Lance Bass
• Much like Gary Oldman, I can only get off at 30,000 feet
• The last love game I played with Bill Clinton I got shot in the face like Johnny Ace
• Idaho likes to play just the tip with British Columbia
• Statistically speaking, black snakes are half an inch longer than whitesnakes
• To BeeGee or not to BeeGee that is the question - and the answer is no
• White snake? That's cute, my band is named Titanoboa
• Similiar to David Coverdale, I also named my band after my penis... "the inch worm cometh"
• If Santorum pulls out, how does he have 5 kids?
• I can't watch the Graduate because Mrs. Robinson is what Uncle Larry made me call him
• The chinese hand cannon, just a little smaller but better at math
• Bubba Watson is proof that a man can accomplish anything when he has a large pink shaft
• I love Jesus but I still make him wear a condo
• It's "hard" to conceal a naked gun

Cafe Hollander

• We Put The Laughter In Manslaughter
• Old Enough To Pee, Old Enough For Me
• My Girlfriend Didn’t Warn Me She Bleached Her Asshole, Now My Mustache Has Highlights
• The Blumpkins
• I Go Down Like The Titanic
• I Shaved My Bush Like A Basket So She'd Find My Easter Eggs
• Santorum? I Hardly Know 'Em!
• Titanic In 3D!? It's Like It Really Happened!

Caffrey's Pub

• Rattlesnakes and condoms.. two things I don't fuck with
• Aids is still the deadliest catch
• As the governor of California, I demand you to give me John Connor
• Mr. Crabs is the villain of the Jersey Shore
• Michael Phelps- $5 Foot Long
• Since I'm In Wisconsin + I Didn't Win The Lottery Can I Recall That Too?

Bert's Bar

• As George Michael would say, "You gotta have faith"
• Pretzels are Knot Bread

Whiskey Bar

• Did you know Helen Keller had a well in her back yard? Neither did she
• Nothing brings out my inner child like an abortion
• I saw my first porno the other day...damn did I look young!
• What Do The Titanic and Columbian Prostitutes Have In Common? Both Went Down This Day In History
• On A Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Children?
• Want to Watch a 3.5 hour tragedy in 3D? No not Titanic, a Cubs Game
• What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About Halfway
• Easter Eggs take 10 minutes to get hard - way too long
• Dont worry Cubs fans there is always next year...unless the worlds ends in 2012, then you'll always be lovable losers
• Did you hear about the T Ball Stand that pitched a perfect game at the Special Olympics?

McGillycuddy's

• What Do You Call A Columbian Hooker With A Runny Nose? Full.
• Hamsters Are A Lot Like Cigarettes . . . Harmless Until You Put One In Your Mouth And Light It On Fire
• Coat-hangers. They Really Bring Out The Kid In You
• What Do Dead Babies And Dead Baby Jokes Have In Common? They Are Both F***ing Hilarious
• Today I Voted For Butt Sex And All That Cums After
• What's The Opposite Of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken

Cans Bar

• George Michael likes to "Greece" up his community chest
• Two guys,a Girl, and one really ugly transvestite
• Miley Cyrus can choke on my ham sandwitch
• Irish i were Ron Jeremy

Upper 90 Sports Pub

• Crucified and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• We're Blowing This Bar Tab on Hookers and Bombs!
• I'm Playing with a Couple of Fucking Pussies
• Monica Lewinski's Knee Pad Refurbishing Service

Milwaukee Brat House

• A bathtub will do, but I'd rather fit 4 grown men....... in my pants
• Chris Brown would put baby in the corner
• Ricky Martin is sad there's one less Dick in the world.... RIP Dick Clark
• Crankin' Ken Stabler's Knobs
• Hugh Jayness + the flatulent five
• Ozzie Guillen sucks Fidel's Cuban Cigar
• Rick Santorum is against contraception but he pulls out
• Rick Santorum is against contraception but he pulls out
• If Ronald McDonald still looked like that, childhood obesity wouldn't be such a problem
• Water boarding should be an Olympic sport - and America would win
• You remind me of my little toe, cuz I know I'm going to eventually bang you on the table

Spitfire Pub

• Canadian Tuxedos
• Soft brain masterbators
• You look like I need a drink

Mulligans Irish Pub

• I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
• Dick Clark dying is the Mayans saying, "Ha, hahahahaha, we told you there wouldn't be a new year!!!"
• The only Dick I've opened up to has dropped alot of balls
• The Toilet, 'cause we did shitty
• If she's tall enough to reach the mailbox, she's old enough to get the package!
• Will the Titanic float now that Kate Winslet's boobs are in 3D?
• Indiana Jones & the Temple of Poon
• Santorum doesn't believe in contraception, so he pulled out!!!

Jim's Place

• Sorry Ladies, No more Dick on New Years Eve
• Barbie Can't get Pregnant, because Ken comes in another box
• Soccer sucks balls, and so does Molly
• My other car is a vagina, because I ride it
• We were going to name our team after "Katie's Hoo-hah" but it's been done too many times already
• Santorum Pulls Out, Romney Smiles

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

• Jessica Simpson, one of only two living objects visible from space... by the naked eye.
• Lets be honest.. Dick Clark died three years ago
• Two Guys, Two Girls And An English Pub.
• If I Don't Win Best Team Name I Will Reveal How Big (Or Small) Pete's Penis Is.
• Christopher Walken Wins Mega Millions, Buys Yacht, Names It "Deadwood".

Black Rose Irish Pub

• Chris Brown has some pretty dope beats; ask Rihanna!
• Tomorrows Headline: NBA suspends world peace, world war 3 breaks out!
• David Bowie Spandex Appreciation Fan Club
• Anne Frank and the Alchoholocausts
• Sam's voice is like candy to Kindergardeners!
• I used to own a boat and on it there was lots of seamen.
• If i was a firework and put it in Katy Perry, I'd explode too.

Grafton Ale House

• I was going to say West Ham for 22 but then I remembered you said Premier League Team
• I lost my virginity to Ricky Martin
• Just the tip
• We had premature quizjaculation
• Charles Darwin lasted 2 seconds in my black hole
• When I heard "188 decibels" I thought "wife." When I heard large mammal I was 100% sure
• Give me a break and suck my Electrolux
• I know a lot of girls who can eat more than 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes

The Highbury

• What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they were both stuck up bitches!
• Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant
• Killed a hipster and threw him in the river.. Who's mainstream now!?!
• My girlfriend is 3 feet tall. I'm nuts over her.

Three Lions Pub

• If It Smells Like Santorum, If It oozes Like Santorum, It is Santorum
• I See London, I See France. I just Shat My Underpants
• What Does an 80 yr Old Woman's Vagina Smell Like?...Depends
• Whitney Houston Can No Longer Dance With Somebody
• What do Kim Kardashian & Miller Park Home Have in Common? They're Both Often Filled With Athletes
• I Heard the Roof At Miller Park Will Be Open tomorrow Just Like Your Mom's Legs

Replay Sports Bar

• I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
• Ashamed for what I did for a Klondike bar.
• Katy Perry can't make your Bedrock like Michelle Obama
• I'm glad Rick Santorum isn't in my ears and in my eye
• What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry float!
• Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, But No one titty fucks like Christina Apple... Nevermind.
• 200 people died in Syria yesterday, but who cares, because Mitt Romney gave out free sandwiches.

Daddy's Rockin' Steakhouse

• Fat kids are harder to kidnap
• Old farts with creepy parts
• Trivia Thursday does not make for a "good Friday"

Duke of Devon Pub

• Dirty Clams
• Sofa King Awesome
• Take off your pants & jack-it
• Two Girls, One Cup... of chunky hot chocolate
• Foreign misfits and collection of various idiots
• Foreign misfits and collection of various idiots
• Mayor's Ryan Drinking Buddies I can say Sheboygan's more times in 10 seconds than you can!

Crisp Pizza Bar

• Some asshole broke into my car today, isn't that worth a free pizza?
• The Secret Service's Secret Services