The Office Trivia
- www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts
- Scrantonicity II
- William S Buttlicker
- Break me off a piece of that... Fancy Feast
- Smile if you love men's prostates!
- Scott's Thots
- Team Voldemort
- Why have short name when long name do trick?
- The Sebring Stanley's
- Meredith Palmer's Pelvis
- Hillary Swank is Hot
- The One of Everything's: equal parts scotch, absinth, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec and two packs of splenda
- Ryan started the fire
- The Gabe Bastards
- Uncle Al See-attle Sabres
- The Green bay Todd Packers
- Here for the Schrute Bucks
- Triple Vasectomy (snip-snap-snip-snap-snip-snap)
- Shoe La La
- Meridith, Your Boob Is Out.

42 Ale House
- If a tree falls on your car and no one hears it, do we get best team name?

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Lawless Claw’s
- Odlaw & Wanda 2: Bob Build Us
- Trebeck's Rejects

Black Husky Brewing
- Tricerah Jessica Parker in the drawing room with the candlestick
- Your first year quizzing is our first year friending
- 2 Mounties and a Ham sandwich looking for the fountain of youth

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Quizmaster Katelin broke her leg in the X Games... the Triple X Games.
- Fuckin' Australian Rules Football!

Caffrey's Pub
- Nine inch Males
- Jeffrey Dahmer’s House of Ribs
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow
- Rum DMC
- IDAHO? You da ho
- Rock, Paper, Lesbians

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Did he pay her in sham wows
- JFK was All over the hilly wood hill cougars
- Idaho? No u-Daho!
- Buttigieg - just wanted to hear you say it again
- It’s like shaaaaame “in our trivia game” (set to the tune of ironic)
- The ghost of the host with the most that can’t boast about a southern coast
- Quizmaster’s Mom has got it going on

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Imagine all the people...with better team names than us
- In dog beers we've only had 1
- Ice Bank Mice Elf
- As a Bengal's fan, how did you propose without a ring?
- Best Eifert

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Kim Jong Un, No, She didn't
- Making Wookie with the Star Killer
- What’s the difference between Tom Brady and lance armstrong? Lance cheats with only one deflated ball
- Sir Craps A Lot,
- Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something
- My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better
- Buy the Birthday Boy a drink

Campsite 131
- The Team That Shall Not Be Named
- I Missed the CNN Town Hall For This
- Taking Care of Quizness
- We’re Getting Married This Weekend!

Club 400
- I ate all my pregnant wife’s wings, gotta stop at Culver’s
- The thinking caps and the drinking pants
- The split potato totters aka the spud stickers
- Our couch pulls out.... we don’t.

Colectivo, Lakefront
- Alabama hurricane refugees
- India maybhave all the cashews, but we have all deez nuts
- the Spotted Cow-lectivo

East Troy Brewery
- Dickerman’s Hardware
- It Figures
- Booze Cruise
- DJ Roombas
- On Mondays, we play trivia
- Drink lemonade, OJ kills - 1st place 2. Nuns with guns - 2nd place, best team name (John wanted to pick best team name after the second round) 3. Double A’s 4. Total victory intended 5. Mikey’s late again 6. Magic Brian and abra-ca-Daniel 7. Everybody loves T&A 8. Better at Bourbon than trivia

Garage
- Drink pineapple juice because OJ might kill you
- Antonio Browns Comeback Story
- Doctors Without Boners

Izzy Hops
- Tossing Randall Cobb's Salad
- Call Me Aaron burr Cause I'm Droppin Hamiltons

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- British Delicacies and other Oxymorons
- Question 23: anti climatic
- E=mc hammered
- Mosquitos don’t kill people, malaria kills people
- Trivia tonight is brought to you by Waterstone Bank
- Dumbledorks
- If Mama Cass would have given her ham sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they would both still be alive
- Schindler's Crisps
- What the hell is that sperm thing?

The Loaded Slate
- You’re a quizard Harry
- Quiz Khalifa
- Does Aladdin have a chic-fil-a
- The bloated slate

Jack's American Pub
- Nickelback and Ja Rule Fan Club
- Saving Ryan's Privates
- Michael Jackson looked at my butthole
- As a quizmaster, I must stay 500 feet away from schools
- Cashew Ousside, how bou dah?
- I lost something else and they called it a carrot
- Did it for the (Ph.) D
- John Footpenis
- Mark Spitz or Swallows, which one is it?
- I play trivia to impress Jack's Hot Bartenders

McFleshman's
- My Dog Doesn't Have His Calzones
- Yoyo Mama Plays My Skin Flute

McGillycuddy's
- If your friend is passed out in the room, is it still a threesome?
- Bon Rurgandy’s Jazz Flute
- Who Watches Friends?
- If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
- The silence of the beers

Milwaukee Ale House
- Persisters and two misters
- Dorian isn’t the only disaster today
- Don't worry Illinois, it's not about size but how you use it
- Tip your waitress, just the tip
- Owls always look like they’ve just seen a penis for the first time
- Victorian vibrators: hand cranked, rotary, and candlestick
- A sandwich wasnt the only thing mama cass was choking on
- Trumps Ukranian Transcript
- We have schweddy balls for every taste!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- My discus 4.4 pounds and 8 inches a in diameter
- Everybody buy me a dumpster fire
- My college nickname was “hammer pants”
- I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in
- My gamma makes radioactive cookies
- Eric suxxx
- Imma let you finish but Rodinia was the best super continent
- 60% of the time it works every time

Newsroom Pub
- License to Quill
- Railroader? I hardly know her!
- Antonio Brown's personal trainers

New Berlin Ale House
- Colostomy is our bag
- Monica (ja Rule)
- Swimmy McSwimmerson Strikes Again
- Quiz in my pants

O'Lydias
- Phallic Baldwin
- Back Streets NOT Back...Deal With It
- My Sex Tape is Called Secret of the Ooze
- Anticlimactic Hand-crank
- Phallic Baldwin

Raised Grain Brewing
- We're no Bottoms, were triceratops!
- Hurricane Dorian Alabama CleanUp Effort

Rally Time, West Bend
- Her Brown Eye Gave Me The Pink Eye
- The Youngins are Dummins
- One Beer John
- Off Constantly

Second Salem Brewing Co
- Total trivia virgin

Three Lions Pub
- Lesser Known Wisconsin Rapper - Big Dirty Badger
- IRAQ my brains and I can’t figure out this game
- Ukrainian Rhapsody

The Tosa Tavern
- I keep my change in my drooping sack
- Ask me about Prince Albert
- I wonder what's draped around the neck of the world's strongest man?
- Buzz your girlfriend... Woof

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Quizmaster? I hardly know her.
- Colonel Sanders Built America
- The Ukranian President gave us the answers

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Impeaches and cream
- Pirates of the Perineum

Whole Foods, West Loop
- We put the "dumb" in Dumblewhores
- Chumbawumba Tub Thumpers
- That Cake that Princess Peach baked for Mario that one time

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Bartender, beer me that answer!

While mornings are for coffee and contemplation, evenings are for trivia! Our Stranger Things quiz hits select pubs just in time for Halloween. Dress as your fave characters from Hawkins, Indiana and you might just win a prize too! You bring the Eggos and we'll bring the quizzing...

Current locations include...
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Tuesday October 22nd...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Tuesday October 29th...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
Wednesday October 30th...
- 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI **
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday October 31st...
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI **
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Stranger Things team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUES (**) CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES, usually $100-250 cash for first place. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Harry Potter Trivia
- Sweating Like a Horcrux in Church
- My Wand is 9 and 3/4 inches
- Accio Beer
- Hit it and Quidditch
- We've been stupefied
- That's so Ravenclaw
- Dumblewhores
- Dumbledorks
- Bellatrix are for kids
- GANDALF
- We're just here for the butterbeer
- We the Longbottom?
- Neville Gonna Give You Up, Neville Gonna Let You Down
- I need some love good in my longbottom
- 99 Problems but a Snitch Aint One
- Defense Against the Dark Farts
- The Granger Zone
- Beergardian LeviTOSA
- Your Basilisk Can Slytherin to My Chamber of Secrets
- It's Trivi-OH-sa not Trivi-o-SAH
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- Easy Weasleys
- 10 Pints to Gryffindor
- How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... jk Rowling
- Harry’s sack of knuts
- The hipster griffs
- We won’t go down so Weasley
- Son of a snitch -the lungebottoms
- Siriusly lestrange
- Cho Chang is a bitch
- Snapes on a plane
- Harry's vibrating wand
- 10 Pints to Gryffindor
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- If You Are What You Eat Then Voldemort Is A Unicorn
- There Is Something Siriusly Ron With You
- Fantastic Beers and Where to Find Them
- 10 Pints for Gryffindor
- Voldemort, I got you nose

Friends Trivia
- Transponders
- The One Where We Win Trivia
- Gunther's Bitches
- Don’t make us go red Ross
- The salmon skin rolls
- The moist makers
- Donald trump wants his blue blazer black
- They don’t know that we know they know we know
- The one where they don't kow that we know that we don't know the answers to any of the questions
- Joey’s Spank Bank
- Three’s Company
- My Shoe!
- 131 Yemen Road, Yemen
- Smelly cats
- 4, 7, 5, 7...6..7, 7, 7, SEVEN!
- Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. heads
- These Paste Pants Make My Ass Look Great!
- We're Not Great At Team Names...Can We Interest You IN A Sarcastic Comment?
- Knowey Triviani

42 Ale House
- Quivering Mound of Love Pudding
- Two guys, one cup... (of soup)

The Basement Bar
- Sofa King Suite

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- First Time Idiots
- I thought Bilda’s was the happiest place on Earth
- Triple P’s

Black Husky Brewing
- Oman, we lost
- Don’t Quiz on the Electric Fence
- When you’re moving to a non panhandle state on Monday
- Andrew’s Luck ran out on the anagram question

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
- We drink. We think and often say “oh crap!”

Caffrey's Pub
- Oedipus and the Mother Fuckers
- Epstein’s Dream Team
- Applebee’s 2 for 20 is a date
- Acid before trivia
- Baked as a bean
- E = MC Hammered
- Pope John Paul Jones

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Mojave Mo Problems
- Chris Harrison's "To Catch A Predator"
- I got XCIX problems but #1 ain’t I
- Were not British, but Cheerio
- Lewinski's Left hand Men

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Kurt Russel is Daddy
- Poop Francis the Turd
- We Suck Like Axl Rose
- Sorry Russia, drugs are bad
- Bill Clinton's Honey Nut: The Best a Man Can Get.

Camp Bar, Tosa
- We are NOT naked and Afraid
- I love baby peas and their peaness
- Ya'll trying to do some alcohol
- 18 inches of Ghandi (wearing a snuggie)
- That's the best Axl Rose I've ever had
- Stuffing our face with knowledge may have finally paid off
- Bill Clinton's favorite extreme sport was the full pipe

Campsite 131
- The Epstein Hit Squad
- Spelling is Hard

Club 400
- Pen15 Islanders

Colectivo, Lakefront
- We lost our virginity in the back seat of a Lime scooter
- Your mom’s PH is basic

Colectivo, Monroe St.
- Kicked out of the Crossfit Games
- Meet the Falk-ers
- Sir Cumference
- Quizards of Waverly Place
- Our mom is the bomb dot com
- My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date
- Tiger Woods Did Nothing Wrong

The Garage
- The Garage Mahal
- The couch pulls out but Jeff doesn’t

Izzy Hops
- Who Knew Anal Was Vanilla?
- La La Losers
- Hey Guys! We’re Still Naked Back Here!
- Let’s arma-get-it-on

Jack's American Pub
- JA RULE FAN CLUB
- We now belong to the save Aussie prime minister from Area 51 Facebook group
- 250 yard par 3. Mitch can get there in
- Hot girl sunburn
- My boyfriend last as long as hey Jude

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- I'd rather have a Midwestern face than British teeth
- Quiz in My Pants
- Great Britain my Arse! USA! USA!
- Sandra Deez Nutz
- Quizzers of Azkhaban
- Kraken a Beer
- That's What Cheesehead
- Annie! Grease the Kraken!
- Daphne or Jane Jetson: Who'd You Rather
- Release the aggressively average Kraken
- We are a swirling black hole of useless knowledge
- Bing Users
- Keep your leaning tower out of my black hole
- Malaysia's Black Box is Black
- Orange is the new Black Box
- I want Buscemi eyes between my Hairy Thighs
- Gravitational Pull of Uranus
- We are going to take the high road and not make a 69 joke
- When we win, we're buying Greenland from that nasty woman
- Jesus's Horcruxes
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.... Damental Rights
- Denmark, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way
- My Titi's Your Caca
- I'd Love to Motorboat on Lake Titicaca
- After tonight there will only be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus
- If we're not last that's a victory
- Actually, the Happiest place on Earth is My Bedroom
- Always Poop on Company Time

Loaded Slate
- Give me more truly please
- I need a presidential convertible like I need a hole in the head
- Harambe's disciples
- The quizlamic state
- The best dressed people at the nude beach
- Fake IDs for trivia
- My patronis is a white claw
- Know it ales
- Donald trumps ex wives
- Milwaukee: can’t drink the water but you can eat the people
- Aaron Rodgers mustache riders
- I wish this microphone was my stepdads...

McGillycuddy's
- Formerly Arts Performing Center

McFleshman's
- S.H.I.T (Sure Happy Its Thursday)
- It's Not Cannibalism if you Don't Swallow
- If You're Here for the Premature Ejaculation Meeting, you Came Too Soon
- The Team That Has No Name

Milwaukee Ale House
- We make the cum fly
- Sally with buscemi eyes
- Rami your tower of pisa in my black box
- Got Greenland?
- Utah-Kin shit
- If an amazon warehouse we’re on fire, we’d do something about it
You go gurl, get that dick
- Anal:behind the goal

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Trivia Newton John: Let's Get Quizical
- Hugh Janus
- The Brewsual Suspects
- Full Frontal Porch Table
- Let's Buy Greenland!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- I like beaver butts and I cannot lie
- Anal beaver gland anal gland beaver anal
- Area 51 raiders
- Justin Bieber’s anal gland
- Hillary Clinton silhouette? More like Hillary Clinton mugshot. Justice for Epstein
- If you’re surprised that Epstein committed suicide, imagine how surprised he was
- Herbal essence: you’ll orgasm in the shower
- It’s cannibalism only if you swallow
- Lance Armstrong’s shriveled left testicle (don’t do steroids)
- The elephant graveyard in lion king misled me about how many ribs an elephant had
- I like my men like I like my trivia questions: hard
- Which 4 South American countries are not currently on fire?

New Berlin Ale House
- Circles are pointless
- Gay alien russians in a chinese submarine interfered with the election
- Busy anal beavers
- Wirst trivia name ever
- Swan ejaculation station
- Worst team name ever
- Does anyone read Tom Clancy?
- That lonely guy pretending he's expecting friends.
- Once upon a time in New Berlin

Newsroom Pub
- Cheese Curd Mafia

O'Lydias
- These wings were really spicy!
- The big red spot might be on Jupiter, but the big brown spot is on Uranus
- John Cougar Menstrual Cramps
- Trivia Newton John
- We don’t know quarterbacks
- Dahmer’s quality meats
- Quiz me devil daddy, quiz me
- Scared and Horny
- If it smells like tilapia, I ain’t tappin ya

Rally Time, West Bend
- Our Titicaca's Aren't Found In A Lake... UnlessWe're Swimming
- Lance Armstrong? Well Maybe His Right One.

Three Lions Pub
- Titanic Swim Team
- Denmark Trumps Greenland

The Tosa Tavern
- Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm colorblind
- Head first, Sex Later
- Abracadabra, Alakazam, Big Bird is an Old White Man
- I swipe right on er'body
- We tried our "Brolley" Best
- I have a mean Scampi flare up
- Our Name is not Bond, James Bond

Wauwatiki
- Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie
- Tobias Funkë
- Wauwawawawawawawauwawatiki
- Our team is the shits
- This Loss Was Sponsored By Pete
- If it isn't in the pink, he's cheating!
- Trump said he was the king of the Jews and the chosen one this week; seriously guys, he said that

Whole Foods Edgewater
- Two Stars on Yelp

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Quizter Quizter, never knew how much I missed her!
- More Doomed Than Miley’s Marriage
- If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- BBC is not just a tv channel

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- The Whole Food Homies
- We would have won but China devalued our point and Trump put a tariff on them
- I look cute, may buy Greenland
- Bed, Bath and Beyonce

The Office trivia night hits select pubs and bars this September. If you're a little stitious we suggest you arrive early for this one as it tends to fill up fast. Most venues are not taking reservation - but are first-come, first-serve.

Questions for this one will be spread far and wide... that's what she said. And all Little Kid Lovers are welcome too.

Current locations include...
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Tuesday September 24th...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Wednesday September 25th...
- 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
- 7:00pm: McGillycuddy's, Milwaukee, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday September 26th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
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Sunday September 29th...
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
___________________________________________________

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best The Office team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Disney Trivia
- Adult Toy Story: I've Got a Friend in Me
- Darling it's better down where it's wetter
- Buzz’s morning woody
- Beauty in the streets beast in the sheets
- The Three Muses and a Moose
- Leaning tower of CHEESA!
- The Three Mouseketeers
- You looked better from Jafar
- "I have a dream" to "go the distance" and will not "let it go"
- Turn Down for Walt
- Dis Ney is my Left and Dis Ney is my right
- Whistle While you Twerk
- The Goof Troop
- Quizney Princesses
- Uncle Scar's Tiki Bar
- Jenear, Jafar, Wherever Ja-Are
- Guardians of the Dinglehopper
- My Seashells Bring all the Boys to the Yard
- Mulania and the Trump
- Tweedledee and Tweedledum
- The Walt Quiznies
- The Dumbos
- Are you Jafar? No I'm Close, Glenn Close in 101 Dalmations live action 1996
- The Beer Necessities
- My Parents Didn't Let me Watch Anything but Disney Movies Until I was 25 #fact
- Free Lamp Rubs
- We Survived The Matterhorn
- Lamps Aren't The Only Thing Aladdin Rubs
- Bro White and his 7 Whores
- Whistle while you Twerk
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- The Taco Belles
- Turn Down for WALT!
- Some day my Pints will come

42 Ale House
- Brittany should have used protection on that snake

Black Husky Brewing
- We put the sex in dyslexic
- Can we Mmmbop our score up?
- First class flight from ASS to POO

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Billy Ocean is the Hottest Ocean
- The only score lower than ours is Joe Biden's IQ.
- New Zealand: Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
- We think, We drink; Sometimes we win and Sometimes we stink
- We did not collude with Russians on this quiz
- Due to the lack of champions, Wheaties has changed its slogan to the Breakfast of Serial Deviants.
- All I Want Is An Adult Onesie and Popcorn!

Caffrey's Pub
- American Education: We know nothing!
- What the fuck did Nickelback do wrong?
- I went blonde because I want to attract fuck boys
- Megan Rapinoe, please punch us in the face
- What Would Chris Christie Do?
- I have angina
- Will you be my Guantanamo Bae?
- We’re here! There’s beer! Get used to it!
- Cracked under pressure
- Area 51: the final frontier
- Nintendo sixty whores
- Don’t forget about the Alzheimer’s run this week!
- P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Camp Bar Shorewood
- Guantanamo Bae
- The Late ADDitions
- Our odds are pretty even
- I Hate Pants
- Our parents thought we would do better at this
- Key West, Kanye’s Mother

Camp Bar Third Ward
- The Good, The Trump, and The Trump
- Uecker Can Sniff My Sausage Any Day
- Big Thunder Down Under - Donald Trumps Alternate Slogan
- Does Mannekin Pis' Urine Smell like Brussel Sprouts?
- I can circle Uranus in 25 minutes flat
- Teeth is to Tooth as Spleen is to Sploon

Camp Bar Tosa
- My Shuttlecock is Hard for Your Thunderballs
- Win from Within: A Vibrator's Slogan
- Lick Our Dick? Yes We Can!
- Epstein School for Gifted Youth
- This Quizmaster Makes More than the Goalie to the Women's US Soccer Team
- This Homo is Erectus
- Where is the Penis's 2nd Attachment?
- Google 'Scallop Eyes' and Be Haunted Forever
- Since Squirrels Reproduce So Quickly, Are they Sex Kittens?

Club 400
- the Abusement Park

Colectivo, Lakefront
- Put the tungsten my booty
- Veggie Tales taught me nothing
- Shaken, not stirred. Unless it’s a baby. Never shake a baby
- Are your Levi’s made out of mirrors? I can see myself in them

Colectivo, Monroe St
- Thursdays Aren't Good for Us
- Help me I'm Poor!
- Finally Understanding Nothing
- Catalan Independence Movement
- Thursdays Aren't Good For Us
- The Scrappy Don'ts

Izzy Hops
- U.S.Ayy Pay Women Equally
- Steve Buscemi's Angel Eyes
- Team 69
- The Olympic Firing Squad gold medalists
- I'll F D your R
- Operation Quizzy Hops: Mission Failed

Jack's American Pub
- Does a rim job count as a ring around Uranus
- Now taking donations for Mitch's Mammoplasty
- My boyfriend's uncle's girlfriend's niece's dog was on cops one time
- As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit
- We’ll give you a Boston Cream Pie in half a Nano Second.
- Mitch, we can't be friends anymore because you like Creed and Nickelback
- Operation PAperclip, also code name for my penis
- The mariners of Trivia

The Landing at Hoyt Park (brought to you by WaterStone Bank)
- The Real Beach Cows
- My "P" only has one end point too
- Shag Pad Shut-Ins
- It's Britney Bitch
- Britney Spears got a rash from holding my snake
- Quite Quaint Couples Competing in Questionable Quizzes
- Rosé All Day
- The Hoyt Mess
- AINT NO LAWS WHEN YOU DRINKIN' CLAWS
- We peaked in High School
- I think one of my dads is gay
- Drinkers and Thinkers
- Area 51 Welcome Center
- The Waterstone Skanks
- Rock of Love Season 2 Contestants
- The Jagwires
- Andy's Former Friends Minus Andy
- Uranus Lacks Mass
- What do you call a German bra? Un-Stops-Em-from-Floppin'!
- You better BEERlieve it we're gonna lose
- CTC - Cat Turd Collectors
- Mike Pence can't watch women's Wimbledon without his mother
- Superheroes are our Kryptonite
- Got excited and quizzed ourselves
- Saved by the beer
- If the glove don't fit, you must acquit
- Google was wrong
- Tequila, because it's Mexico somewhere
- Suck it, Trebek
- You mom was "knot"very "dormant" last "knight", know what I'm sayin'
- The true turning point in the civil war was the battle of Schrute farms

The Loaded Slate
- Nice silky men and women
- Let’s get loaded

McFleshman's
- Mgnsraaa is an anagram of anagram
- Dahmer's House of Ribs
- "Untapped" Intellect

McGillycuddy's
- Darles Chickens
- Pen-15-Club
- If you like it Galileo, put a ring on it
- That’s What Cheese Head
- Queef Latina
- Tungsten My Balls
- Little Lebowski, Urban Achievers
- Regulars @ Silk
- Solo Han

Milwaukee Ale House
- I just got two end points baby, the 3rd is off limits
- Princess diana? more like princess dead-ana
- Mama aint raise no luge-r
- French porn
- Nava-hoes
- Napoleon loosened up my buttons
- Don’t worry, poo on my rocketman
- Can’t wait to fly into POO
- The steel shaft
- NASA = never anal.............sometimes anal
- Our lawyers made us change our name so we won't get sued
- The unvaccinated children
- The league of aggressively ordinary engineers
- For his final crusade, I want indiana jones to cum in my temple of doom

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Quiz Master for President 2020
- Salt Lick + Deer Ticks
- The Wu is for the Children
- Weed: It's Magically Delicious

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- How long Am I in the bedroom? Is it: a) 30 seconds or b) 2 inches
- How did Galileo miss the rings around yo mama?
- Headhunters found Marie Antoinette
- The only sand sport I play is sex on the beach
- Nick and Doug knew Nunavut
- The US Virgin Islands is the only place you cant get a Boston Cream Pie
- Before the hangover comes art
- Good thing the American made category was not a citizenship test

New Berlin Ale House
- We cream our own fruit
- Our trivia team wants equal pay
- I want a fot of shireball
- WE want Nunavut
- You can't fake steak but you can fake an orgasm
- R Kelly Quizzed on my face
- I thought this was speed-dating
- Other peoples spouses
- Can't think of a name

Newsroom Pub
- we drink and think we know things

O'Lydias
- Britney Got Boa
- My Grandma Doesn't Wrestle But You Should See Her Box
- Usain in the Bolt Brain
- U.F. Olydias
- Quefer Sutherland
- The Only Booty I Get Is When I Open A Brand New Loaf Of Bread

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- The Koala Didn't Get the Job Because He Didn't Have the Koalafications

Rally Time, West Bend
- Anti Vaxxers Hate The Band 'The Cure.
- Jack the Ripper is What I Call My Penis
- My Volcano is not Dormant

Three Lions Pub
- I’d poke a giant squid in the eye.
- I believe you have my stapler
- There is a trivia name generator online
- Boris Johnson’s Johnson’s Boris
- Do Kangaroos Live in Trees?
- The Red Coats are Cumming

The Tosa Tavern
- Trinidad & Barbados
- The Winklevoss Twins
- It's pronounced "Cornell" it's the highest rank in the Ivy League

Wauwatiki
- Can I Cook A Proper Cup Of Coffee In A Copper Coffee Pot
- Lynard's Innards
- Don't judge my umbrella bro!
- It's past my bedtime
- Whiskey Echo Delta Uniform Mike Bravo (WE DUMB)
- Glory holes
- Death is the theme of my trivia score

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- This is better than our high school reunion

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- PB and J All Day
- March for our Alien Lives #alienlivesmatter
- Lollapoolosers

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Chandler's Hoes
- I'm Not a Quizard!

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Trump - Rapinoe 2020
- If you aint crockin’ you aint rockin
- Superbad...at trivia