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Monday, January 02, 2023
Merry Quizmas Trivia
- Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins
- Mistletoasted
- That’s not the only thing Santa’s coming in tonight
- Resting grinch faces
- The Christmas tree ain’t the only thing getting lit tonight
- Noel it Alls
- Jingle Beers
- The Ho Ho Hoes
- Island of Misfit Beers
- 7 quizzers quizzing
- Angels with filthy souls and dirty THOTS
- Yule shoot your IPA out
1840 Brewing
- Resting Grinch Face
- Bruce Quizsteen
- “Gingers R Cool”-Thomas Jefferson
- Mariah Carey’s Holiday Dingoes
- Less answers than Southwest Airlines
Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Shhh, let it happen
- Does Thomas Jefferson Red hair match his jungle book?
- le tits now
- The mark twinks
Brass Monkey
- Quizmaster Katelin calls me Fred Flinstone because I make her bed rock.
- When Mikey Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”… but when I do it? I’m “wasted” and have to leave Home Depot.
- The Meteorologist is Calling for 9 Inches for One Lucky Woman Tonight
- New Year, Same Shitty Me
- Freddie Mercury’s Kryptonite was AIDS
- HAHA She Said “Spanx”
- Quizmaster Katelin’s Pants Bother Me… Take Them Off
Cafe Hollander, Brookfield
- Zippers vs. velcro debate of the century
- I know another word that comes before job (it got the most laughs from the people playing)
Caffrey's Pub
- Big Titze
- Fa la la la losers
Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Taylor Swift Can Strum Our Banjo
- We Can’t Even Afford to Trade US Dollars
- Small smooth pillow penis
- When I think about books I touch myself
- Chest Hair Sweater Vest
- Bullshit, the most common element
- We’ll finish a gallon-sized peen!
- NO ONE FUCKS LIKE GASTON
Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Santa has a big Pete Davidson
- Just the tip of MC’s Hammer
- Survey says “Gouda is a top tier cheese”
- Pillow talking going down a rabbit hole with bill Clinton
- Snoop dog schlizzing on Lyndon B’s Johnson
- The Ho Ho Hos
- In the air ducts there was a clatter
- Rob loves popcorn and tits
- Britney’s Barbershop
Camp Bar, Tosa
- Dolly Parton's octopussy
- I know a bassoon when I see one
- Santa’s snowball loving sluts
- Getting messy for Messi
- Quizmas carols
- Layne’s big booty bitches
Camp Trippalindee
- 2nd Date is Going Well So Far!
- Twenty Twenty Poo, A Year In the Loo
Camino, West Allis
- Something cat related
- Gerald Fords nut job
- Tickle me el Camino
- I drive a dodge status
Crafty Cow, Bay View
- Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivers
- Don't Tell Gale, Our Name is Gale
- Guinness Guyz
- Van Helsing Family Band
Crafty Cow, Tosa
- Zipper? I Hardly Know Her
- Should I Stop Down from Trivia? Yes/No?
- New boot groovin
Crafty Cow, Oconomowoc
- Rhone on a scone
- Fancy Chickens
- Hambuglers
- Christmas is canceled (southwest)
Deer Camp MKE
- Let’s take these pointless mushrooms and get in my coupe, bitch
- Quiz on my face
- “Slob on my knob” Marley
Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Scooby Doo says all countries start with “R”
- We did not so Gouda…
- I lost my car keys so I guess I’m stuck here playing trivia now
- Hard knocks in season the Milwaukee ginger snaps down
- The ghost of quiz-mas pas
- Up on the rooftop, drunk, drunk, drunk
- Does my peen look right to you?
- Jingle my balls and suck my mistletoes
Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Potato maple leaf avengers
- Victorious Secret
- Ugly quiz-mas sweaters
- Idaho’s bland food diet
- Seattle Slew has a really large miss peacock
- Jingle Santa’s bells
- Ludicrous Speed
- I like ‘em big and sprucy
Fox River House
- Muddler? I hardly know her
Gathering Place Brewing
- Bark Twice if You're in Milwaukee
- This Pen Doesn't Work
- Barrier Queef
- The Hole Is Harder To Find Than You Think
Izzy Hops
- My parents had sex to Michael Bolton and now I am here
- Hans Gruber Law Offices: One Fall, That's All!
- FDR, Feelings Deteriorating Rapidly
- Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This!
- King Charles is a two-timing HOE!
- Dahmer’s Discount Meats
- Put it in my Proboscis
Jack's American Pub
- The only thing worse than Canadians is French Canadian
- Poop Millionares
- Nick Cannons 13th Baby
- Extended Puberty
- Lick-a my, suck-a my, jingle my bells
- Fuck Winter, Bring Back Summer
- Tequila Mockingbird
J&B's Blue Ribbon
- Kangarussy I
- Kylie's Mom's Vagina
- BrittanyGrinder.com
- Foundation in masturbation
- the Cum Buckets
- the Cum Buckets
- I've been on grinder and no women have contacted me
- Smash or pass - Post Malone
Magoo's on the Mound
Magoo's on the Mound
- My wife said 6 inches was too much
- I don't wanna go to work
- Nick Cannon's Panspermia
- Put your corn in my coconut
- I Magoo'd on her Mounds
- Santa's Ho Ho Holes
- Couples Therapy
- Poo Poo at Magood
- 6 HEAD R BETTER THAN I
McGillycuddy's
- Table Tennis Net is 7 1/2 inches on tinder
- Why Are People Baping In This Bar?
- Extreme Home Makeover: McGillicuddy’s Edition
- Inside nut job
- Kwik Trip 10s
- Cheerleaders are the 6th way to score
- Pepper my pro…pro….prostate
- King Charles can suck my dinosaur!
Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Quiz-mas time is here
- quiz in her face
- Quiz for me daddy
- Donnie Wahlberg fan club
Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Is that really six inches?
- My Moby Dick is 6 inches
- Is 6 inches above average?
- Is 6 inches above average?
- I don't always play trivia, but when I do.... I lose
- Dragon deez nuts
- Back it up like a hummingbird
- Pretty sure I hooked up with Midwest j lo last night
- I care more about this than my finals tomorrow
- The nightmare before nut job
- Hans gruber law offices…. One fall, that’s All
- Our table swept the ugly sweater contest
- Schlitz, tits, and clits
- Come with me but please don’t come on me
- Uranus is bigger than all the planets combined
- Error 404…. Team name not found
- King Charles makes me hard as chromium
Mo's Irish Pub
- 5 Inches Collectively
- Our power went out so we're here
MobCraft
- Prince Andrew asked me to swim at 3AM
- RIP Cedric Diggory
- The Shut the Fuck Up I Can't Hear the Host Team
- My D is worth more than 2 Points
- Hunter Biden's Tech Support
- Nick Cannon's Inside Nut Job
- Santa’s little sluts
- Julia Fox was our muse for going into Goblin Mode
MobCraft Dee Tacko
- The Hoes of Ivan
- Quiz on my Face
- 99 Problems but a Quiz Ain't One
- The Quizmas Carolers
O'Lydias
O'Lydias
- The Platypussies
- 69 dudes... nice
- All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to stop singing that god damn song
- John Fitzgerald Ken get this Moby Dick
- Tits Mcgee
- Fo Shizzle, We're going to the Snooper bowl
- I put my shuttlecock in her rear port, and then quizzed in my girlfriend
- Santa Rogan quizzes in his girlfriend
- T as in Troy? No T as in Titties out for Trivia
Open Door Taproom
- Christmas Cheese
- Quiz My Pants
- Sarah and the 7 Dwarfs
The Panther Pub
- Multiple Scorgasms
- 4th and shlong
- Sugar daddy cookies
- and in first place
Perspective Brewing Co.
- Does Jefferson's Carpet Match the Drapes?
- Pop the top, Jackie, let's live a little...
- Santa's Little Sluts
- I too explode in 5 seconds
- Lawful Stupid
Pete's Pub
- Locks, stocks, and 3 smokin cocks
- WTF is marathon swimming?
- Your Mother did more than just Kiss Santa Claus
- Merry Christmas ya Filthy Animal
- Chad Nutmegged Bobby Bouche's Mom
- Fuck Southwest
- Hot D (house of dragons) on Sundays
Pilot Project Brewing
- Southwest still has our bags
- My library's big on tik tok
Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Tragic Mike
- Why be great when you can be the greatest master bathroom
- Baby got backgammon
- Talk to me goose
- Keep my team name out of your fucking mouth
- Didn’t know the country, but she had a nice rack
Rally Time, West Bend
- The Busty Crustaceans
- Going Hard...Like Your Mom
- Santas Sack Is So Big Because He Only Comes Once A Year
- I Mistletoed Your Mama For Christmas
- It May Take Hundreds Of Years For Pluto To Rotate Around The Sun But I Saw Uranus Last Night :)
- My New Years Resolution Is A Mission Impossible...To Last More Than 5 Seconds.
SIP MKE
- Our Table Has 4 Vaginas
- MILF Date Night
SportClub
- Blue Balls, Cold Balls, First Balls
- Call me Mr. FlintStone, I can make your bedsheet rock
- My Balls Are Protected By My World Cup
- World Wars? Water Thooooose?
- Jingle Balls
- Quiz on My Face
- Moby Dick, more like Blow Me Dick
- Warren Buffet's Brazilian Spanx
State Line Distillery
- Quiztopher Walken 2
- Lady Gigis Little Monsters
- Now I have a machine gun! Ho ho ho!
- Peppa’s Pig
Station 1 Brewing
- We Skipped Dinner at Mar A Lago For This
- The More You Drink, The Better You Think
- Snow It Alls
- The South Pole Elves
- Making Pour Decisi….Choices
- Christmas is Cancelled
Third Space Brewing
- I swear it feels like more than 3 inches
- Menstral Krampus
- Isn’t 5 inches enough?
- Tell me what 6 inches looks like…please
- 7 Swans a Quizzin
- Kanye mistakenly thought Adidas stood for “All Day I Dream of Anti-Semitism”
The Tosa Tavern
- Trivia starts at 7, right?
- Moany Dick
- She Bumble on my Bitcoin till I Etherium
- We are at the hot bar tonight so now we’re broke
- So, we're okay with Michael Jackson again?
The Turn
- About As Good As Buzz’s Girlfriend…Woof
- Team AA Dropouts
UpDown MKE
- Who needs anal beads when you’ve got a big toe?
- Tarkin’s Orange Constricting Speedo
- Tricky Dicks
- Don’t Know Shit About Fuck
- Krumpus in my Rumpus
- There’s Nutmeg in the Vaccine
- Deck the Balls
- Fuck Ohio!
- Yoko Ono’s Manequin Leg
Uncommon Pints
- Jolliest Bunch of Assholes……at Kwik Trip!
- Never gonna quiz you up
Whole Foods Streeterville
- Merry Quizmas
- My milkshake brings no boys to the yard
- The Dangling Chads.
Funniest Feud Answers of November and December 2022
Quizmaster
Friday, December 30, 2022
3 Sheeps Brewing
- Name something you'd hate to be wearing if a cop pulled you over? Answer: Prison Jumpsuit
- Ladies, name something you ex stuck you with? Answer: Chlamydia
- Name something Santa might stop to do while delivering presents? Answer: Your mom
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Fat Daddy's
- Name something you’d hate to be wearing if a cop pulled you over? Answer: Strap-on
- If you were about to “go all the way” with someone, what’s something that might make you have second thoughts once you see them naked? Answer: Wrong parts
- Name something a wife might admit she loves more than she loves her husband? Answer: Kids from DEEZ NUTS!!!!
- What does Barbie have that a man wishes his partner had? Answer: A box to cum in
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J&B's Blue Ribbon
- What is an instrument the world farting champion could play with their butt? Answer: Harmonica
- Name a reason you might be blindfolded? Answer: Firing Squad
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Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- In the movies, name something that looks sexy when you see a woman do it in slow motion? Answer: Explosive diarrhea.
- Name something you can pass? Answer: Kidney stones
- If roles were reversed, what part of a human might turkeys fight over for Thanksgiving? Answer: Balls
- Name something you would need to get if you were meeting your partner’s parents for the first time? Answer: Sex swing
- What's one thing you'll only let your husband do once? Answer: "SHARTING"
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Pete's Pub
- Name some thing that a billionaire might buy their partner for Christmas that a regular person would not? Answer: Twitter H2H
- If you were about to “go all the way” what is the thing that might make you pause? Answer: Wrong Gender
- Name a food that is noisy when people eat it? Answer: Mac n Cheese
- What would you get that you would love to rub in your ex’s face? Answer: herpes
- What eggs would you never wanna eat? Answer: Your Mom’s Eggs
- If he were real, name something that would have happened to James Bond by now? Answer: Baby Daddy
- Fill in the blank: Child ________? Answer: Molester
- If Santa had to lay off the elves, they might want to pursue a career in what profession? Answer: Dentist
- Instead of delivering presents, name something bad, Santa might do on Christmas Eve? Answer: Sniff the snow
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Rally Time, West Bend
- If Santa had to lay-off the elves, they might want to pursue a career in what profession? Answer: Midget Wrestling
- Fill in the blank: "Drop the...."? Answer: Soap
- What would you not want to be wearing when pulled over by a cop? Answer: Strap-on
- Name something a woman might have to force her husband to wear? Answer: Pants
- Where's the worst place to be at midnight on New Year's Eve? Answer: Over the toilet
