MKE League Table

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The league table below is after three weeks of play. These scores do NOT include results from our Game of Thrones quiz on June 25th...

Additionally, due to the lower number of teams this time out (it's summer, we get it!) our post-season tournament will now only be open to the top 15 teams, plus any wild card entrees...

You're a Quizard, Harry! HP trivia is this July...

Yes, it's back by popular demand! Harry Potter trivia is coming to a pub near you soon!

We will be hosting at the following locations...

Wednesday July 19th...
- Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN: 8:00pm

Sunday July 23rd...
- Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI: 7:00pm
- Houdini's Escape, Appleton, WI: 7:30pm
- Howie's, La Crosse, WI: 7:00pm
- The Lake House (at Kenosha Yacht Club), Kenosha, WI: 6:00pm
- The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI: 6:00pm
- Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI: 6:00pm
- Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI: 7:00pm
- Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI: 6:00pm

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, Slytherin for the win) and venues will be running themed specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues charging a fee there will be a cash prize for first place as well as the regular gift card prizes too.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Dugout 54

Tuesdays 7:30pm (starts June 13th!)

Dugout 54
5328 W Bluemound Rd
Milwaukee, WI 53208 (map)
(414) 281-8200
www.dugout54.com

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Specials
- TBA

Prizes:
1st: $30 tab
2nd: $20 tab
Best team name: $10 tab


Quizmaster: TBA

3 WORDS: BEER. GARDEN. TRIVIA.

Great news Wisconsin! Beer garden trivia is now here at some of the metro area's best outdoor spots!

Of course, all outdoor trivia will be weather-permitting, so follow us on Facebook or Twitter to get info on any possible cancellations in the event of inclement weather.

Here's a breakdown of the MKE beer garden and patio spots that will be hosting Quizmaster Trivia this summer...

The Bavarian Bierhaus, Glendale – map
Thursdays at 7pm, now in session

Glendale's Bavarian Bierhaus got a massive renovation in the spring of 2016 and boy does the place look good! The interior of the venue is a spectacular homage to a true German bierhaus and seats upwards of 300 people inside alone!

Serving up a fine selection of traditional German brews, the venue also has a great variety of European foods, including Bratwurst, giant pretzels, as well as a Wisconsin favorite, Friday fish fry.

The Bierhaus also boasts an impressive outdoor space, with a back deck that is attached to the main building. During the summer trivia takes place in the beer garden, located a stone's throw away from the main building, just to the west of the main parking lot. The space is equipped with it's own bar, so there's no need to walk up to the main building to order a brew or food.

Additionally, the venue is also known for hiring local music talent to play traditional German sounds, with more on their event schedule found at their website.



The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa – map
Wednesdays at 7pm, starting June 7th

Operated by the Friends of Hoyt Park, a non-profit organization, The Landing is the local beer garden for residents in Wauwatosa and surrounding areas.

The Landing is open May through October, and now has indoor seating when the weather does not cooperate. They’ve added flat screen TV’s and 10’ projector screen for sports and other special events beyond the beer garden season, and have a great selection of beers such as Karmeliten Festbier, Ale Asylum Hopalicious, New Glarus Totally Naked and MKE Brewing Company Outboard Cream Ale, as well as many other local, craft and import brews. They also serve a selection of wine, ciders and a menu that includes Milwaukee Pretzel Company giant pretzels, delightful bratwursts and Cranky’s pizza.

Besides hosting Quizmaster on Wednesdays, the Landing has live music in the beer garden every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night throughout the summer.

Trivia at the Landing is brought to you by Suzanne Powers Realty Group and Cross Country Mortgage.


Red Lion Pub, downtown Milwaukee – map 
Thursdays at 8pm

The Red Lion Pub on Tannery Row, located on N. Water Street just a hair from downtown Milwaukee, opened in 2014 having been formerly known as Brocach Irish Pub. The pub's English owners, who once upon time bartended at the original Quizmaster venue, The Britinn in Shorewood, have really put a proper English twist on this pub. An amazing food menu includes a cracking fish n' chips, mouth-watering banger and mash, scotch eggs and more.

Quiz night serves up $5 giant pretzels as well as $4 select drafts which rotate from week to week. Plus if you like accents then this is the place to be. Their Welsh Quizmaster can be tough to comprehend at times (we joke, honestly), but is great with the punters. Plus, as far as views go, it's not too shabby quizzing while overlooking the Milwaukee River.



McGillycuddy's, downtown Milwaukee – map 
Tuesdays at 8pm

McGillycuddy's Bar, located in the heart of downtown on Milwaukee's bustling Water Street, has been serving up Quizmaster Trivia since 2011 and hasn't looked back since.

The bar is a staple of Milwaukee's drinking culture and boasts a phenomenal outdoor patio (located at the back of the venue) for a downtown spot that's not on the water. Trivia features great specials including $7 domestic pitchers, $4 Tall Three Olives Mixers and it wouldn't be an Irish pub without a whiskey deal: $3 shots of Jameson!

The venue is also a hotbed for MKE sports fans, particularly those wearing green and gold, but also has a loyal following for Chicago hockey fans too. It is, after all, Milwaukee's official Blackhawks bar. Plus the patio is frequently a spot for live music in the summer months.


O'Lydias, Walker's Point – map 
Wednesdays at 8pm 

O'Lydia's located on Water Street just on the southern periphery of Milwaukee's trendy Third Ward, is one of those awesome family-run spots that everything just loves to go to. Operated by a mother-son combo, "Lyds" has become renowned for it's delicious buffalo chicken wings, which are served up at just 50 cents-a-piece on Wednesday nights. And guess what? Wednesday is also trivia night!

The venue also has tap beer specials on quiz night and offers bar tabs, bottles of booze and beer swag for it's quiz winners too. Plus, in the summer time the venue's back patio is a breeding ground for thirsty Walker's Point patrons... just so long as you don't mind the odd freight train rolling by every once in a while. That may sound like a slight headache but anyone who's frequented O'Lydias just knows it's part of the scenery and adds to the bar's unprecedented MKE charm.

Best Team Names of May 2017!

Star Wars Quiz
- Princess I wanna Leia
- Han shot first
- Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked
- What's the temperature of a TanTan? Lukewarm!
- Looking for love in Alderaan places
- We're killing these questions like they are younglings
- Please touch my wookie
- Wookie Steak.. it's a little chewy

- Aunt Beru Tends My Moisture Farm

- Nabootylicious
- I Ewok the Line

The Office Quiz
- People Person's Paper Eater
- The Orange Team
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro Am Fun Run Race for the Cure

- Scrantonicity 2

- Just a Little Stitiou

- Single Malt Michael Scotch

- Damn, we thought this was Arrested Development Trivia (this team only scored 9 points...)

- Ignorant Sluts

- Scott's Tots

- The Green Bay Todd Packers

- Will Tickle for a Stanley Nickel

- The Party Planning Committee

- The People's Person Paper People

- Mose Money, Mose Problems $$

- Here comes treble

- Fuck Toby

- Ass Turds 

- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure

- Will the Real Creed Bratton Please Stand Up!?

- The Bushiest Beaver Award
- Gingers Have Souls

ABV Social

- Way to trick us into writing "white people" for #28
- At Least Tiger Didn't Get a 7-Iron to the Face This Time

- Anthony Weiner in the Sheets, Tiger Woods in the Streets

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Last names don't matter with one night stands

Boomers Sports Pub
- Pour Out one for my "Comey's
- Amazing Spider Man 2 Sucked
- My couch pulls out, but i don't

Brass Monkey
- How Many Blonde Brass Tenders Does It Take to Get You Drunk?
- Easy Comey, Easy Gomey
- I'll Give You the Best 1/100 of a Second of Your Life!
- Comey Don't Play That (41 pts)
- Ray Charles' Art Museum Tours
- Hitler's Birthday Shot - The Concrete Mixer

- We Put the Cream in your Covfefe

- Putting it in More Holes than Tiger Woods

Broken Bat Brewing Co
- 2 guys, 1 cup
- Trebek's Rejects
- Comey is my Homey
- The Tickle Pickle
- Trump's Favorite Ice Cream is imPEACHment

Caffrey's Pub
- Quizzing in the Name of
- My mom can’t fight, but you should see her Box

Camino
- Hernandez Avoids Life Sentence...Patriots Cheat Again
- Golden Showers Bring May Flowers
- I Think That's Right: The James Comey Experience
- I Recognized Lisa Ann Before the Eminem Video...Sorry Honey
- Are You "Camino" At Me, Bro?
- Music Majors Who Fail the Music Round Every Time
- The Green Bay Pack Hers


Camp Bar, Shorewood
- This Team is Tremendous, Believe Me
- So Many Questions, Alderaan Answers
- I'm Slytherin for Mallory's Snitch
- Who Farted?
- Scotland... Blocking Trumps Balls Since 2006
- Weird, I'm A White Guy That Finishes In Under 10 Seconds Too
- My Screwdriver is NSFW
- We Drink and We Know Things

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Lumbersexuals Anonymous
- Quiz in my Pants
- Le Penis Mightier
- My Trivial Dick is a Preexisting Condition
- It took two weeks to name my cats
- OJ's Innocent

- Free Handjobs by the Dart Boards

- Quizzteema Aguilera

- 9-inch Males
- The only thing that lasts longer than the NBA playoffs is me
- A team has no name
- F$&k,we have to work tomorrow

Camp Bar Tosa
- I'm higher than Moscow right now
- My couch pulls out... but I don't!
- When Monica and Rachel Kissed, My Penis Became The Largest Country In Europe
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Send Nudes
- Team Low Brow
- Fuck Team Low Brow
- The Google Docs Phishing Scam is Just Click Bate
- What's the Difference Between Bill Clinton & the Titanic? We know how many people went down on the Titanic
- I Gave Betty White Bleeding Gums

- It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow
- White Man Broke 10 Seconds, but He Can't Break 10 Inches

- Venus, Is That Uranus?

Highbury Pub
- The Chicago bears-the worst draft since Vietnam
- At night I jerk off to Friends

Hotch
- Hotch bartenders are the best bartenders
- That euthanasia clinic has been killin it lately!

- Slay all day, then rosé

- We put the L in LGBT
- Fuck TV theme songs

- One of us got fired, one of our apartments started on fire... we need a win this week
- Quiz in my pants

- Putin Trump in his place

- Diamonds are forever.. Roger Moore was not

Jack's American Pub
- Ja Rule promised us we'd win
- Just like Trump, I thought this would be easier

- James comedy takes a ride on spirit airlines

- This just in... milverine has a fluffly white puppy
- I'm so excited I just quizzed in my pants!

- Why is Trump always Russian to release classified information?

- James Comey Comey Comey Chameleon

- Trump - Miles away from ordinary

- Don't question the Quizmaster

JB's on 41

 -Snape, Snape, Severus Snape #dumbledore #harrypotterpals

- The Three Must Get Beers

- Quiz on My Face and Tell Me You Love Me

- Booga Suga Banditos

Loaded Slate
- Putin it in your cockholster
- Abortions, they bring out the kid in you
- Comey don't play dat
- Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up its trivia time
- I'm not gay-but five bucks is five bucks
- Bonus trivia fact- farts are the ghosts of the food you eat

Lucky Chance
- My Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem

- LGITB, Not to be Confused With LGBTQ

- Broken Pencils Are Pointless
- Wisconcentration Camp
- The Always Elusive, Somewhat Reclusive, Tyrannosaurus Mex

McGillycuddy's
- HA HA Clinton's Dick
- The league of extraordinary guessers
- Whorey Povich: She Never Knows the Father
- Let me Google that for you
- Camouflage condoms because she never saw it coming
- DUI of the Tiger-Woods
- Nicholas Cage Oscar 2018

Milwaukee Ale House
- Andrew Jackson Would've Won

- The FBI Director Applicants

- This Was My Birthday Gift?

- Comey And The Tramp

- I "Comey" All Night
- Gaston Seems Like the Type To Grab 'Em By the Pussy

- The Only Thing We Learned Tonight Was Your Name is Paul

- New Phone, Who Dis

- Well Hung Jury

- I'll Show You A Four Inch Beam

- Pride and Prejudice My Ass

Milwaukee Brat House 
- Scott Walkers Bald Spot
- Tony Montana's Blow Ponies
- No one votes in North Korea
- Vote Regina George for FBI Director
- Comey's balls on Trumps plate
- Humphrey Bogart? More like HUMP ME, BOGART!
- Trebek's Mustache Rides
- Here's a team name for ya - screw you!
- Covfefe AF

New Berlin Ale House
- On Our Phones But We Still Lost!
- America Went to Jared
- Trump University Dropouts
- Blind prostitutes...you've gotta hand it to them
- Silver Fox and the Hound 

O'Lydias
- Camoflauge condoms, she never saw me cumming
- Don't move! i'll get you a towel!
- Feel the Bern --> Vermont's Claim to Fame
- Dipshits "we know nothing"
- Fuck the kids
- According to Trump, Bjork is from Russia
-  Roger's in the Moor-gue now

Red Rock Saloon
- Event planning by Ja Rule
- My girlfriend gave me the nickname, Microsoft
- Humpty Trumpty's failed wall
- Ja Rule Fan Club
- If you think talc is soft, wait until you see this
- Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Yourself
- Harry Potter might have the Golden Snitch but I have the Golden Snatch
- Jagwire
- Walking Talking Stephen Walking
- And the winning team is...

Second Salem Brewing Co
- I swear I didn't know she was my sister
- Jedi on the streets, With in the sheets

The Source Public House
- The Source" of all Knowledge
- Gently-Used Acid-Washed Jeans For Sale: Inquire Within

The Tosa Tavern
- The House Republicans just Screwed more people with pre-existing diseases than my college roommate
- Milwaukee Fyre
- You want a team name? You can't handle the team name!
- Russia Hacked our Answers
- Think of a Name, I have to pee
- Well Whole Foods is less intimidating and more confusing than we thought - 40

Uptown Tavern
- Koalafied SmartStupids
- My drinking team has a trivia problem

Von Trier
- The fyre festival catering team
- Make like a tree and get the f*ck outta here
- Welcome to Von Trier, home of $2 mojito Mondays
- Palin and Rice - scissor sisters 2020!

- A crusty bus station nation and a busty crustation Hatian interrogation (

- Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday

- shartnado

- Unexpected church boner
- The humble bee keepers
- Murder in moderation

Whiskey Bar
- Tupac never died
- Best team name
- Declassified by Trump
- We need a Mexican
- 60% of the time we come in third every time
- Tiger woods straightest drive in years