Antonio's Sports Bar
- Morning wood is a terrible thing to waste
- Crouching girl hidden cucumber
- Women OIympic Stars…Hah! Oh wait, there’s no such thing 2nd Place
- Costas has more pink in his eye than Victoria has in her panties
- Sarah Palin Can See The Olympics From Her House
- Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Back
- You're Going Down Syndrome
- Scissor Me Timbers
- Hey Look! We Lost Again.
- Madest Thou Look; Thus Endeth The Trick
- Fuck Winter
- Quizlamic Jihad
- Casey Anthony Has Some Junk In Her Trunk (Too Soon)
- Egon But Not Forgotten
- Who Ya Gonna Call? Not Harold Ramis
- I Play Soccer With The Quizmaster And He Hasn't Even Acknowledged Me
- Thom Selleck's Mustache Ride
- If This Quiz Was Curling, I Bet You Couldn't Handle These Stones
- Olympic Puns Are Sochi-Z!
- Phillip See-More Angels
- I Put A Pube In Your Drink
- Last Time A Bronco Had A Good Drive, OJ Was Behind The Wheel
- We got 99 problems, and apparently trivia is one.
- Chris Hanson is a cock block
- Lift your coat and touch your toes, I'll show you where the wild goose goes
- My mom is a milfwacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube team
- My grandpa plays the accordion
- Garage (rhymes w/ carriage)
- Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? A: Christopher Walken
- If you poo in a cave, would it be called a spelunker?
- Russia may have more medals, but we have less Russians.
- Bob Costas Pink Eye
- Putin's Left Nut
- Django and the Broncos have something in common.... the silent "D"
- Would you rather have David Carradine in your closet or Joe Namath's Super Bowl coat?
- Monicas real position was on her knee's
- Unlike grade school I didn't wet my pants during the test
- Excuse me while I shuttle my cock
Fixture Brewing Company
- Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club
- Don't Cross The Streams! RIP Harold Ramis
- I'm Not Gay, But $2 is $2
- Your Mom Has The Whitest Teeth I've Ever Cum Across
- Cupid is TOTALLY a midget
- The Rob Ford Fan Club
- A Big Bag Of Dicks, For The Win!
- I've Got 99 Problems And Trivia Ain't One
- It's Not Rape If You Yell Surprise
The Hotch Spot
- We like our team how we like our cookies..... GIANT and warm!
- But you ain't got no legs lieutenant Dan
- Irish you were naked
- This microphone looks suspiciously like a penis
- If it was easy it would be called your Mom!
- It was 37 years ago today that young Elvis Presley lost his way and walked into the Highbury
- Discreet Orphan Rentals
- I have a violin for sale... $5 Million?
Jack's American Pub
- Putins's Pistols
- Danny and the Dick Fucks
- Fo' Shizzle my Quizzle
- Phillip Seymore Hoffman's "other" hobby
- He called the shit poo!
- Perforated Condoms
- Condoms and Rattle Snakes: 2 Things I Don't Fuck With
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman and the Ace of Spade Club
- John Wilkes Booth &the Showstoppers
- Anal, the Only Safe Way to Have Sex
- If a Muppet Gives You a Blow Job, is it Also a Hand Job?
- I'm Not From Egypt, But This Dick Israel
- All the Ladies Dig My Mammoth Bone
- Boys Have A Penis and Girls Have A Vagina
- High Drag Projectile: For Her Pleasure
- I'm not a weatherman, but your mom can expect the same forecast. 4-5 inches.
- Shit hasn't hit the fan, but the turd is definitely clipping the blades.
Miller Time Pub
- We Are Cool for Coolidge and Hard for Harding
- My couch pulls out, but I don't!
- Monica Lewinsky - Head Intern
Milwaukee Beer Bistro
- Rocky Balboa Picture Show
- A futon pulls out... but I don't
- First the quizzes, Then the Bitches
- The Herbie Hancock's
Milwaukee Brat House
- Albuquerque - you can get high in more ways than one!
- I think my drinking team has a trivia problem
- A horse named Sarah Jessica Parker
- Saber Tooth Blow Job
- Sure, you can pet my baby puss!
- Pen15 Club
- Oops, I schlitzed my pants
- I have more periods than commas
- Vanessa's virginal cloister of good times
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman may have won an Oscar... but Chris Farley did it better!
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Gettin' Quizzie with it
- I like Putin dicks in my butt!
New Berlin Ale House
- Not Tonight Babe, I Quizzed Earlier..
- If Jesus Was Jewish, Why Does He Have A Mexican Name?
- We'll Take Your Calvins, Marky Mark
- May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor... Unlike Philip Seymore Hoffman
- Polar Vortex, more like polar bore-tex! Got any more brain busters?
- I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so QWHEEL me!? Maybe?
- Gingers have NO souls!!
- Next time I'm coming in my short shorts
- Taj Mahal? More like touch my balls!
Red Rock Saloon
- She smokes 15 joints a day? No wonder she picks those outfits
- Cadbury creme in my pants
- The only thing worse than the weather is a tall, cool Budweiser Select 55
- I hope Bieber has the same dealer as Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Riverwest Filling Station
- 21 Stream Salute for Egon
- Wonder If Costas Will Be Taking the Red-eye from Sochi?
- Michael Sam For Russian Prime Minister
- We Thought Shirley Temple Was Already Dead
- Putin Prefers Shuttle Cock with Luge
St. Francis Brewery
- Gives New Meaning To the Term "Giving Them 'the Business' "!
- Rumpled Foreskin
- Bruce Jenner's Adam's Apple
- I Really Hope to Give a Valentine, But It's Hard Daredevil's Dick Wasn't Blind
- "Sochi" My "D", Putin!
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Philip should have "seen more" Rehab
- Catching Fire like Richard Pryor
- Seattle and Seymour Higher than a Kite
Three Lions Pub
- Masturbation is 1% inspiration, 99% persperation
- My computer tells me my password is too short, but I say 'Penis' is long enough
- If someone taking a quiz is a quizacle then what is someone taking a test?
- If Phillip Seymour hoffman did any more ice, he would have been competing at Sochi
- There's more to life than being really really, ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what it is
- How does Darth Vader like his marshmallows? - A little on the dark side
- What do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks? A Fungi to hang out with!
- The Ukranian Mail Order Brides
- I before e except after foreskin
- Here's my number, so fuck me maybe
- Three out of four Ghostbusters ain't bad
- I'll "Point" my "Fat Squirrel" at your "Red Stripe" and "Pullchain"
- The 1973 Iranian Revolution (give or take a year)"
- She'll eat your heart out like Jefferey Dahmer"
- E = Mc Hammer
- The Empire Strokes Back
- "The Seahawks will only win a Super Bowl over my dead body" - Phillip Seymour Hoffman
- Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem
- From Stripes: "Are You Two gay-homosexuals?" "No, but we Could Be If You Want Us To Be."
- Egon...But Not Forgotten
- There was no opening ceremony malfunction; the 5th olympic ring represents Putin's nervous buttonhole
- Breaking Quizckly Bad
- Philip Seymour Hoffman Died Preparing For His Next Role...Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
- Moneyball 2: Philip Seymour Hoffman Takes His Last Hit