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07 July 2014

Don't Have a Quiz, Man! The Simpson Quiz is Sunday July 27th.

Aye, Caramba! After 25 seasons of entertaining America and the world, we at Quizmaster bring you The Simpsons Quiz on Sunday July 27th. And what better place to host this one-time D'oh-down than at Jack's American Pub...


The quiz will cover a whole plethora of Springfield (and some Shelbyville) topics dating as far back as the family's first appearance on The Tracy Ullman Show in 1989. The quiz will follow the usual six-rounds, 30-questions format, with prizes as usual for 1st place, 2nd place and the best Simpsons-inspired team name.

The event will be $5/person with the dollars going to a charity of the winning team's choice.

As always, it's advised to ARRIVE EARLY, as these events are often jam packed and even with the two-story capacity of Jack's it will likely be like a nuclear power plant meltdown: overflowing with quiz peeps (just ask the 29 teams from our Star Wars Quiz).


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and take homage in knowing that your money's going to a good cause.

It's for charity?
In most cases yes. Events vary but proceeds from various special-themed quizzes go to a selected charity of the winning team's choice.

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible, plus it means more players, and more money, for a good cause.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents. Just assure them it's going to sick kids in Africa and they should feel good about their donation. Oh, and they can deduct it from their taxes too.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. We only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed event, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

04 July 2014

Best Team Names of the Month - June 2014!

Brass Monkey
  • The Only Thing That's Sunk Since the Titanic is Kate Winslet's Breasts. 
  • Anal Beads Just Ain't My Thing
  • Bring Back Pluto 
  • Fuck Soccer, This is America
  • 2 Guys, 60 Wings, No Problem
  • What Do Gynecologists and Pizza Delivery Drivers Have in Common? They Both Get to Smell it, but They Don't Get to Touch It.
  • Edward Penis Hands 
  • I like em young, dumb and full of cum
  • We Put the Q in Cuba
  • Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
  • Fuck it, Let's Go Bowling

Cafe Centraal
  • We were less prepared for this quiz than Brazil was for the World Cup 
  • Too drunk for Trivia 
  • If You Watch Friends, It's Because You Don't Have Any 
  • Chuck Lidell Is My Biological Father. Call Me Ice Baby.
  • Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Fuck 


Cafe Hollander
  • Like The American Soccer Team, I Always Give It Up In The End
  • Dempsey's Moist Right Nut Can Score Better Than I Can! 
  • Did You Know Braile Was Developed By The Germans? Because Blind People Can Not See
  • Two Girls. World Cup 
  • It takes Clint Dempsey only 30 seconds to score, but it takes me only 30 seconds to finish
  • You Ghana Lose!!!
  • Putin's Tinder Profile 
  • I Got 99 Problems But A Quiz Ain't One

Caffrey's Pub
  • Liquor? I Don't Even Know Her! 
  • We Can't Spall

Camp Bar
  • The Ghana-rea's (World Cup - Get It?) 
  • America's "Ghana" Win It All
  • Two Girls World Cup
  • Sex Life in a Movie Title: Gone in 60 Seconds 
  • No Taxation Without Synchronized Swimming
  • Baby Puss: Flinstone Character or Felony?

Fixture Brewing Company
  • Chiellini's Tasty Shoulder 
  • Show Me On The Doll Where The Gnome Touched You
  • Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver
  • It's fun to Change Wikipedia on Quiz Days to Change the Answers of Quiz Hints
  • Five Flesh Colored Bag of Dicks
  • Woody and Buzz Are Also The Names Of Andy's Mom's Toys
  • Handicap Bathroom Stalls Are Ironically The Only Ones That Are Big Enough To run Around In

Fox River House
  • We may be small but… it’s how you use it! 
  • I took my John D. and Rock & Felt her crotch.
  • Give Donald Sterling season tickets to the Bucks! 
  • Not “Ghana” Beat “Us”

The Hotch Spot
  • Quiz in my pants
  • Uruguay? More like ur-a-gross! Walked in on my roommate quizzing
  • Say hello to your motha fo me.

The Highbury
  • Ever since my Nip/Tuck I can't clean and jerk the way I used to.
  • Two Girls, One World Cup 
  • Fat kids are harder to kidnap 
  • Fat Man and Little Boy are the names of my butt plugs

Jack's American Pub
  • Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica 
  • Trivia group of death, group of trivia death or group of death trivia??
  • Keep calm and dispose of the body
  • Can we buy best team name like Qatar bought the World Cup?
  • In God we thrust 
  • Getting a chest tattoo of a much better looking chest

Loaded Slate
  • I just invented and read out loud the word 'SMOOTCHCOCK', and YOU ladies and gentlemen are the premiere audience
  • Kim Kardashian: The Ultimate Cum-Back Story 
  • THE LOADED SLUTS! 
  • I'll show you my Clinton-Dix... Haha

McGillycuddy's
  • I never want Luis Suarez going down on me 
  • 2 Girls, 1 World Cup, (one of the girls is Cristiano Ronaldo) 
  • Rape me is my safety word 
  • If you want to get in my pants, it aint Ghana Happen
  • Cum Guzling Thunder Cunts 
  • They tried to make Chuck Norris Toilet paper. But it didnt work cause Chuck Norris takes shit from no one 


Miller Time Pub 
  • It's Jake, from State Farm....

Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • Bruno mars is better than bruno earth
  • The Answer is Dave Chappelle
  • You're a quizzard, Harry
  • I like my women like i like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer
  • Mitch Killed a guy with a trident, he should probably law low for awhile 


Milwaukee Brat House
  • I've got 60 pounds of Raging Bull… in my pants
  • Suarez's Dentures 
  • Lettuce Turnip the Beets
  • You can't motorboat personality
  • God Save the QUEEF
  • You know where you can fund the best stuff on Earth? In my pants
  • Dumbo? Niger, please
  • My dick is made from the best stuff on Earth
  • I've got a "slender man" that will cut you up… in my pants
  • J stands for Jizz in my periodic table

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Hey Ross, remember that time your friends peed in your shoes in Eau Claire. That was funny. Love, Nick. 
  • Quiz in my Pants

New Berlin Ale House
  • Defending Our Title Like Spain
  • Just Like The US Soccer Team, We Always Give It Up In The End.
  • Uraguayan Vampires
  • Absolutely No Chance Of Winning
  • Schlinder's Trivia List 
  • Soccer Players Give Good Headers
  • Kanye West Ham & Eggs
  • Oberyn Martell's Splitting Headache 


O'Lydias
  • Bippity-Boppity-Buttfuck
  • I Went To Trivia Night And All I Got Right Was My Team Name
  • Every time I ask to eat out she says she has a headache.
  • Tampex - "Lets Eat Out" 
  • What has two thumbs and has to get home before the Viagra kicks in? This guy!

Riverwest Filling Station 
  • Whatever people think I am, that's what I am
  • When does real football start?
  • My World Cup is bigger than your World Cup
  • Camouflage Condoms: She didn't see us coming...
  • Ronaldo's bronzed, glistening, rippling, goosebump-inducing six-pack

St. Francis Brewery
  • We Believe That We Are Drunk!
  • We Grilled Lady Gaga's Meat Suit for Dinner!
  • Nerds of a Feather Flock Together!
  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride 
  • Baby Cage: Best Baby Shower Gift Ever 
  • If This Was the World Cup of Trivia, We'd be the United States

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Keep your feet on the ground? More like six feet underground! RIP Casey Kaysum
  • We're Ghana soccer it to yah! 
  • KFC customers are dicks 
  • What do you mean: We're not Ghana win 
  • Donald Sterling's Frambily Plan 
  • Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up

Two Bucks
  • Vodka Escapades: Bitches Be Pregaming 
  • Camouflage Condoms, she didn't see us coming
  • Slutty She-Males
  • And they thought they were Ghana win...
  • All in or nothing. There is no substitute. Trojan.
  • She said to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her to Cudahy
  • Rattlesnakes & Condoms, two things I don't fuck with
  • You're a Jizzer Harry 


Whiskey Bar
  • The Suarez Snappers 
  • Luis Suarez's Favorite Food Is Italian
  • I QM Matt, Am Excited To Announce The QM 5K. See Me To Sign Up 
  • Chuck Norris Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding

10 June 2014

You'll Never Quiz Alone. The All-Things-Football Pub Quiz is July 6...

It's that time again, World Cup season! And with the tournament only happening once every four years, we've gotta take advantage of the festivities.

Having said that, the Three Lions Pub will be our host on Sunday July 6th for our All-Things-Football Pub Quiz...


And just so we're not lost in translation, of course by football we mean futbol (or soccer for you rednecks).

With the Three Lions having been a melting pot for Premier League fans (particularly "scousers") this past season, there is no better place in Wisconsin to hold such an event. The quiz will take place one week before the World Cup final --- there will NOT be any World Cup matches that day.

"You'll Never Quiz Alone" pays homage to the popular football chant, You'll Never Walk Alone, sang by Liverpool and Celtic fans…


But if you didn't know that already you probably want to give this quiz a miss!

Topics for the event will include World Cup, Premier League, Champions League, pop culture and a plethora of other football-related trivia.

Again, a $5-per-person entry fee will be asked for from all players (pay on the night), with the proceeds going to a charity of the winning team's choice. Arrive early though as such events have been known to be packed (ask the Harry Potter fans) in the past.

Quiztime is 7pm sharp on Sunday July 6th.


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and take homage in knowing that your money's going to a good cause.

It's for charity?
In most cases yes. Events vary but proceeds from various special-themed quizzes go to a selected charity of the winning team's choice.

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible, plus it means more players, and more money, for a good cause.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents. Just assure them it's going to sick kids in Africa and they should feel good about their donation. Oh, and they can deduct it from their taxes too.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. We only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed event, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

09 June 2014

Great GOBLETS OF FIRE!! Our Harry Potter Quiz recap...

WOW! Muggles and half-blood queeps from all over MKE slytherined downtown to Old World Third Street this Sunday night for "You're a Quizzer, Harry: The Harry Potter Quiz!"

The quiz, which saw Quizmaster's largest crowd EVER at 61 teams and over 250 peeps, was supposed to take place exclusively at Who's on Third, but due to the overwhelmingly number of Muggle faces we also took over the Milwaukee Brat House as well!

Two bars; same awesome quiz; double the prizes!!

So the quiz was simultaneously hosted at two Third Street venues, which meant double the prizes. Plus we threw in an extra $60 tab for the overall highest score between both venues!!

Getting the quiz up and running was quite the Hufflepuff but Who's on Third were even serving up their own Goblets of Fire to get muggles through the chaos...


The results rolled in and we recorded 61 teams from the night's massive event…


That's a lot of answer sheets!!

As expected, there was a plethora of awesome-sauce Harry Potter team names, with each venue offering a prize for that award. At the Brat House, the accolade went to Gilderoy Lockhart is a fucking pussy!, who got an overwhelming roar and cheer for their frankness...


Bravo gang!

Who's saw I got your 9 3/4 right here! get the biggest laugh, and a gift card went their way...


Penis jokes never fail to impress!

Other honorable mentions for team names include the four teams who used the moniker 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one --- We saw Dumbledore at Pride Fest --- It's not my wand in my pocket ---  Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone(r) ---  I'm gonna Rita Skeeter all up on your rockin' quaffles --- My name isn't Myrtle, but I sure could use a moan and 2 Witches, 1 Broomstick.

Second places were up next and Ron's a Bitch took that award at the Brat House…


While the two-witch crew of  It's Levi-ooh-sa, not Levio-sah took the same award at Who's…


Pronounce it correctly people!!

Then there was top spot. The chosen one (or two, in this case), you might say. The Brat's top team were Snitches and Horcruxes with 75 points...


Well done ladies.

Although if they would have played at Who's they would have places tied for fifth with the same score. Although in fairness Who's did have two-thirds of the teams playing there.

However, twas the Harry Potter dorks from Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets that notched up 79 from 83 points to seal the overall win and enshrine their name in Quizmaster folklore…


And seeing as their two die-hard members had the full Hogwarts uniforms, it was clearly meant to be for them...


Something about those uniforms ladies!

Oh, and then there was this...



Courtesy of @Juluel315's Instagram.

Giving the overwhelming success of the event, and clear popularity of Mr. Potter, plans are already in the works for Harry Potter Trivia, Round 2!!! Watch this space muggles!!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think…

Sunday June 8th, 2014 Harry Potter Quiz Scores:


  1. 79 Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets
  2. 77 It's Levi-ooh-sa, not Levio-sah
  3. 76 The Magical Museum Menargerie
  4. 76 Half Drunk Princes and Princesses
  5. 75 Snitches and Horcruxes (1st Brat House)
  6. 75 I'm gonna Rita Skeeter all up on your rockin' quaffles
  7. 75 TriWizard Trivia
  8. 75 Dumbledorks
  9. 75 Hagrid and the Blast Ended Sluts
  10. 75 The Real House Elves of Diagon Alley
  11. 74 I'm the one who makes moaning Myrtle moan
  12. 73 Ron's a Bitch (2nd Brat House)
  13. 73 You mom is a Horcrux
  14. 72 Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone(r)
  15. 72 Snitches get stitches
  16. 72 The Skeeters!!! 
  17. 71 We saw Dumbledore at Pride Fest
  18. 71 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
  19. 70 Dumbledorks
  20. 70 The Chosen Ones
  21. 70 The-team-that-shall-not-be-named
  22. 70 Wait, who's Harry Potter
  23. 70 McGonagall's Tight Buns
  24. 70 The Best Little Horcrux in Texas
  25. 70 It's not my wand in my pocket
  26. 70 The reason Mandrake's cry
  27. 69 Alas, Earwax
  28. 69 Fred's not dead
  29. 69 Accio Beer!
  30. 68 Your mom's a muggle
  31. 68 Dumbledore's beards
  32. 68 I got your 9 3/4 right here!
  33. 68 Gilderoy Lockhart is a fucking pussy! (best name, Brat House)
  34. 67 Mischief managed
  35. 67 Save a broomstick, ride a seeker
  36. 65 My name isn't Myrtle, but I sure could use a moan.
  37. 65 Mischief Managed
  38. 65 For Fawke's Sake
  39. 65 We who must not be named
  40. 64 The Slenderman Spellcasters
  41. 64 My 9 3/4 will take you to magical places
  42. 63 Our patronuses are Riverwest Stein, Cider Boys and Louie's Demise
  43. 63 Fizzing Quizbees
  44. 63 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
  45. 62 Harry Snitches
  46. 62 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
  47. 61 Club Harry
  48. 60 The Beer Garden is full of Nargles
  49. 60 Accio right answers and a butter beer
  50. 60 You're a Harry Wizard
  51. 59 The team that must not be named
  52. 58 Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
  53. 58 Muggle Mayhem
  54. 56 Rita "skeet skeet" Skeeter
  55. 56 The Gryffindor Brats
  56. 53 Fucklepuff
  57. 51 Aberforth's Goat Rescue
  58. 50 2 Witches, 1 Broomstick
  59. 48 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
  60. 42 Big Black Patronuses
  61. 41 Harry pulls out but Ron doesn't (My Harry Potter has Hogwarts)

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