Best Team Names of December 2019!

Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Star Wars Trivia
- Livin La Vida Yoda
- Let Poe & Finn Kiss You Cowards
- General Beers
- All About that Bass, No Rebels
- Vader’s Toys: caution choking hazard
- Phallic Guinness as obi wang kenobi
- Wampa stompa
- Lookin for love in Alderaan places
- Some like it Hoth
- We got slaughtered like younglings
- Livin La Vida Yoda!
- It’s over Quizmaster... we have the high ground
- the AT-STDs
- Qui Gon Gin and Juice
- Not Just the Men, the Women and The Children, Too
- Execute order 69
- The Force is Strong With This Pun
- MacKlunky Shot First
- Stop Looking at my Ass-tromech
- USS Enterprise NCC 1701
- Rebel Scum
- Sith Happens!
- Kessel Run DMC
- Ewokin in a Endor Wonderland
- Carrie Fisher & the Goblet of Cocaine
- Wookie Motherfucker! Do you Speak it!?
- Baby Yoda Diaper Squad
- Let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons
- Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders
- Inglorius Blasters
- Impeached Palpatine
- I find your lack of answer disturbing

42 Ale House
- I survived Nakatomi plaza Christmas '87 and all I got was this lousy team name
- Next on porn stars: high Heffner quiz on my face
- How do you spell ghonnera?
- If you tickle Santa's snowballs, you're going to have a white Christmas

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
- I was told this would be easier than a Tinder date
- Jingle all the way to fifth place

Black Husky
- It’s Baby Yoda and I’ll cry if I want to

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- The game show that best describes my honeymoon: Naked & Afraid.

Caffrey's Pub
- When you fit in, you disappear
- Too Husky for Sandusky
- Dahmer’s All You Can Eat Buffet
- Bill Cosby’s Knockouts

Camp Bar, Shorewood 
- We Can See Russia From the Willis Tower
-  Sperm Whale, Swallowing… there’s a joke in there somewhere
- Unzip that YKK
- 80s has better music and he turned around, tipped his hat, and  you know who that guy was?! Emilio estev! The mighty ducks man! I was like EMILIOOOOOOO

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Baby Yoda's Enormous Furry Green Penis
- Hans Gruber "One Fall That's All"
- 3 Guys, 6 inches
- The G's that stole Bitchmas
- Merry EDM X-mas
- Rob Ford Blows Koch
- Billy Bush's Koched Up Ball Drop

Camp Bar, Tosa
- I don't know about a whale... But your wife can swallow me whole!
- I'm a Midwest 9, and a CA 10
- Three Week Old Egg Nog
- Got my Picture Taken with santa.. I asked if that was just a candy cane in his pocket
- Mrs. Claus' Yoga Pants give her mistletoe
- Grab Her by the Personality

Colectivo Lakefront
- Yippie Ki Yey Ya Filthy Animal Who Didn't S**t Right For A Week

- She's Out of My League
- I'd play with Santa's sack
- Lady Gaga's Meat Dress (it's in the meatdress)

Izzy Hops
- Thanks-giving Me Hemorrhoids
- Thoroughbred Whoreses
- Dandy Worhol's Banana
- Festivus!

Jack's American Pub
- We could do a "3 men and a baby" type thing
- Snooker? I hardly know her!
- The Parmesan Cheese at Olive Garden is 80% Dandruff
- Dietz Nuts roasting on an open fire
- Yipee Kai-yay mother … you know the rest merry Christmas
- Y’all say something ho ho ho

Loaded Slate 
- Well hung jury
- Jim harbaughs khaki pants
- Yang gang

- Louie, The Panty Dropper
- James and the Giant Impeach
- The Best Part of a Cliffhanger is...

- 3 guys 6 inches
- 12 midgets in a trench coat
- I don’t like my balls touched, it’s a personal thing

Milwaukee Ale House
- Hellen Keller doesn’t know what she looks like either
- The three coldest places are actually Alaska, North Dakota, and the empty space in my bed
- Rudolph’s nose is red cuz his balls are blue
- Shitters full
- It’s beginning to look a lot like impeachment
- Milwaukee parking police can eat my ass

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- Under the Beard Isn't the Only Place Mommy Tickled..
- Bitch Hit Me With A Toaster

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- We surveyed 100 people and they all hate 6 point movie picture questions
- Nine inch males
- The elevation isn’t the only thing that’s high in Colorado
- Guarantee this won’t win best team name
- The Ukraine is weak
- Moana 2020
- Die hard is not a Christmas movie

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- The Pen 15 Club
- I Thought This Was Bingo
- Why is Santa Sad? He Only Cums Once a Year
- Electric Boogaloo 2: Trivial Abuse of Power

- Take Our Sad Score And Make It Better
- The Only Swedish Word We Know Is Ikea
- Hey Batman! Knock, Knock...Who's There? You're Parents Are Dead
- Wild Cards...and I Should Let You All Know It Was Me Who Farted, Sorry!
- All I Want For Christmas Is Never To Hear Mariah Carey Sing That Awful Fucking Song Again -
- Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals
- Where Are The Hanukkah Questions?

New Berlin Ale House 
- White Trash Knight Elephants
- The Christmas tree isn't the only thing lit on a Tuesday
- $120K for a banana???
- Ho ho ho Bah Humbug
- Epstein didn't kill himself 3

- Helen Keller wore mittens, She was speechless

Rally Time
- Mark Anthony impregnated Cleopatra and JLo

Red Lion Pub
- The boys are NOT back in town
- Oral fixation (the dentists)
- Christmas Boners
- Sloth in a box
- All I want for Christmas is a fleshlight.

Second Salem Brewing Co
- Who needs a clever team name when you win 1st place?
- Only our team name can save us now
- A Christmas Squirrel death squad
- Who the fuck is Liam Hemsworth?
- Baby Yoda dicks

Three Lions Pub
- More Moby, less Dick
- Who let the dogs out: snoop, snoop, snoop
- Camoflage condom - nobody saw me coming

The Tosa Tavern
- Bond got pussy galore in every film
- Rummin around the Christmas Tree
- Our Yule goat dropped a Yule log
- Shitter's Full
- Like Russia, we should be banned from trivia

- Kids are still getting "sugar sticks" from priests today
- Say one good thing about another team
- Ken Boners

Whole Foods, Edgewater (Red Star Bar)
- Whole Doods

Whole Foods, Streeterville (Red Star Bar)
- The Sound You Make When You Step on a Lego
- Champagne in the membrane

Whole Foods, Willowbrook (The Brook)
- Ho Ho Horrible at Trivia
- I got Ho-Ho-Hosed

The Inferno

Saturday, December 28, 2019

Mondays 7pm
(Starting January 14th)

140 N Main St
West Bend, Wisconsin 53095
(262) 353-9016


$14: Homemade Pizza & Pitcher of Beer!

1st place: $30  Gift Card
2nd place: $20 Gift Card
Best Team Name: $10  Gift Card


The Greatest Quiz on Earth Returns!

Friday, December 13, 2019

You’ve been 📺watching and 🎶singing along with these movies for as long as you can remember. Now, put your 🌟Disney knowledge to the true test.

It's back and once again promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz is our first quiz of 2020, hitting select locations towards the end of January...

Sunday January 26th...
- 5:00pm: Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood, Milwaukee, WI
- 6:30pm: The Brook - Whole Foods, Willowbrook, IL
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI

Tuesday January 28th
- 6:00pm: Camp Trippalindee, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 8:30pm: Camp Tripalindee, Madison, WI

(Camp Trippalindee is hosting two Disney quizzes that night - an earlier and later time)

Wednesday January 29th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN

Thursday January 30th...
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Second Salem Brewing Co. Whitewater, WI
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co, Minneapolis, MN

Wednesday February 5th...
- 7:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes.  

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough. 

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of November 2019!

Monday, December 02, 2019

Lord of the Rings Trivia
- Put your worm tongue on my tree beard
- Jet fuel can’t melt one rings
- Denethor didn’t kill him self
- Entwives search team
- /Smokin old Toby with gandolf
- Not idly do the leaves of Lorien cut a bitch
- Make Mordor great again
- Flock of Smeagols
- Boromir's homecoming party
- Fettucini Alfrodo
- This is How we Troll
- R-rated: Dildo Saggins

42 Ale House
- Austrians are German
- Somebody told me' that 'Ginger Spice' isn't a singer

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- I usually say Caribbean but when I talk about pirates of the Caribbean I say Caribbean
- I could be watching Disney+

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- The Alcoholocaust
- My Indian friend underwent cancer treatment. His name: Chemo-sabee.
- "L" as in Long, "D" as in Dong

Caffrey's Pub
- Roses are red, violets are blue, Epstein didn’t kill himself
- If a quiz is a quizicle, what’s a test?
- 2 guys 1 cup
- Titanic Swim Team
- Supercalifragilistic-Epstein-Didn’t-Kill-Himself
- Stephen Hawking’s School of Dance
- Just give me the stuffing, Daddy
- My GI Joe was 8 inches
- Anne Frank’s Hide and Seek Club

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
- Picture This, the mummy driving the mystery machine eating macaron scooby snacks
- Wheelin’ dealin’ and snowmobilin’
- Cricket, baseball, tennis ball, golf ball, my balls, ping pong ball
- Generation Gape
- Aaron Rodgers has the heaviest balls in sports
- Shitty Shitty Gang Gang
- GI Wish you were 12”
- Started from the bottom..we’re still here

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Lichtenstein My Mummy's Treasure Island
- I Want To Shaggy Colin Farrell In The Mystery Machine
- Camp Touch This
- 4 inches of heaven
- The Squatty Potty Hotties
- My Houston Rocket is also an MVP.
- Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world all the other countries are run by little girls
- Osama Means Family

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Our Friend had to go all the way to Germany for a booty call,
- White Castle was the original Impossible Burger
- If a horse is measured in hands, what is a penis measured in??
- Stalin only writes in lower case. He hated Capitalism
- I bet Dick Van Dyke uses the squatty potty
- Cleanin' Butts and Wiping Nuts
- Why is it penne if he stuck a feature in his cap and called it macaroni?

Campsite 131
- C’s Get Degrees
- T.I.’s OBGYN -
- Glory Hole in the Wall
- Well Hung Jury
- Sore “Wine”rs
- The Cleveland Browns of Trivia
- Wayne Gretzky said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t drink!”

Club 400
- Dirty chastity belts.
- Hello my name is Justin and I forget to wipe sometimes
- Penmanship Counts for Bonus points

Colectivo, Lakefront
- Nerds with glasses and fat asses
- I've got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
- #NeckTattooGoals

Craft Beer Cellar
- Johnny Flush and the Rubber Plunger Commandos
- Empty Growlers Make Us Sad
- Captain Boxer and the Brown Stain Rangers
- You’re a Quizzard, Harry!
- Uncle touchy's puzzle basement
- Les Quizerables

East Troy Brewery
- Double the nun, double the fun!
- Onions make me sad

- Nation of Quizlam
- Of all the useless knowledge I don't have, I do know Epstein didn't kill himself!

Izzy Hops
- I humped a moose at the Birkebeiner
- David Bowie and the Spiders from my arse
- Cock-a-Toucan Sam
- Mayo Pete's Questionable Military Recor
- One Way Trip to Uranus
- Quizrique Iglesias
- Ke$ha is the light of Crimea

Jack's American Pub
- Chad Kroeger's Jock Strap
- I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Milwaukee Zoo
- Ja-Rules!
- Two Girls and One Bratwurst
- Dad's Homemade Thanksgiving Cream Pie
- The Russians released Anthony's Wiener
- Quizney +
- Took it up the tail pipe today... No, really, I had a colonoscopy this morning

Loaded Slate
- Lord have mrsa
- Girls for giannis
- Epstein didn’t kill himself
- Floridians you should switch your state beverage to apple juice because oj will kill you

- Last place is just furst wurst
- Uffda

- Too defeated to have a team name

Milwaukee Ale House
- Florida tax breaks
- You know what’s harder than chromium? My dick
- Mariah Carey gives me a standing rock
- POG the bounty hunger
- Disney plus and chill
- Fat Gwen stefani is just regular Christina Aguilera
- Double the suction double the fun --- your mom's slogan
- Briefcase wanker

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Team Brat Hole
- Diamond Chalice is What I Call My Penis
- The Bears Still Suck
- I Hide Secrets in My Beard
- Kenya Put It In Djibouti

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Wheel of fortune is a web of lies
- In dog beers, we only had one
- Consistently average
- David Bowie and the spiders from Uranus
- I can see Uranus from here
- TYT is for tickle your taint
- I’d take a one way ticket to Uranus
- Two girls one quiz
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow
- Play, laugh, grow - viagra

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue and Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself
- Bend Over and Cough
- Titanic Swim Team
- (A really long Jeff Epstein joke)
- Bromhidrosis? More like Bro My Toast is....Burnt
- The One Where Betsy Ross and Dr. Who Get the Chicken Pox
- Bromhidrosis? More like Bro My Toast Is...Burnt
- The One Where Betsy Ross and Dr. Who Get Chicken Pox
- My Wife Doesn't Know What A Honeymoon Is

- Wythmic Gynmastics
- Uranus Turns A Solid To A Gas
- Just Hoppy to Be Here
- CUNext Tuesday
- Gein Friends
- That’s a Friggin Deer TYT: Touch Yo Titties (please) Its like 48 fords but all you need is a knife Bat Shit Crazy Bar Tends

New Berlin Ale House
- Van Buren Boys
- Who needs netflix and chill when we have Disney+ and Thrust
- The Pilgrim's Wieners
- C U Next Tuesday

- Twice the Suction of Jessica Simpsons First Husband
- Your Mom Has Twice the Suction
- I'll Park My White Kia in Your Driveway
- The Fren-Cheese
- John Cougar Menstrual Cramps
- Potowattomi Bed Bugs

Raised Grain
- Is that a raised grain in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Rally Time, West Bend
- 1 Beer John Tells Jokes, 2 Beer John Tells Funny Jokes
- We Suck at Pool, and Suck At Trivia Also
- Last place is just furst wurst
- Lance was Using The The Toilet While Having an Interracial Kiss In Bed With a Gay Person
- Cougars on the Loose
- Red Coats are Cumming!
- 50 Shades of Gravy

Red Lion Pub
- Who Wears Jort Jorts
- Your Mom is Heavier Than Wate
- Donald J Trump and the giant Impeachment
- Finish the Guinness before the baby is due
- Foxtrot Uniform Chalie Kilo

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- You never like our team name
- Is it too early for Christmas music?
- Tonight we're a "virtual" trivia team
- )ur answers aren't the only thing disappointing
- Freudian's Nip

Three Lions Pub
- Lady Liberty makes me harder than chromium
- You’d think a Marquette grad would recognize the logo
- Zelensky is an ass-man
- Tryptofam

Tosa Tavern
- Terabyte me
- I've never had difficulty swallowing

- How Many Nissans Could Liam Niessen Lease if Liam Niessen Could Lease Nissans?
- Well, Our Score Is Less Than Brad's Bar Tab...
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run For The Cure
- We're fucking Matt Damon
- Michael Caine obtains unobtanium stains
- Glitch Bitch

Whole Foods - The Brook 
- Ukraine Brain Drain
- The Titanic Swim Team

Whole Foods - Red Star Bar (Edgewater)
- James and the Giant Impeachment
- Whole Fools

Whole Foods - Red Star Bar (Streeterville)
- Pink Freud and the Dark Side of your Mom.
- Attention Whole Foods shoppers, the bar is now selling $1 glasses of wine

Whole Foods - Red Star Bar (West Loop)
- Alexa, (insert question here)
- Trump looks "Pretty Im-Peach

The Rise of Star Wars Trivia... it's back this December!

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

QUIZ! There is unrest in the Quizmaster republic. Several thousand quizzers have demanded that Star Wars trivia return in time for the release of THE RISE OF SKYWALKER... and that it will!

The FIRST ORDER of business is to gather your fellow rebels and join us at select locations in the Midwest system... there is no limit on squadron size, so bring as many people as you can.

Questions will cover ALL STAR WARS FILMS to date, and possibly some extended universe as well. There will only be ONE JAR JAR BINKS QUESTION (we hope).

This event is 5 CREDITS PER QUIZZER ($5 in Earth money) at select locations but free at others, as declared by the Supreme Quizmaster himself (starred ** venues below have an entry fee). Venues with also feature an additional CASH for the winning team(s).

Current locations include...

Tuesday December 10th...
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Camp Tripalindee, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI

Wednesday December 11th...
- 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: McGillycuddy's, Milwaukee, WI **
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN

Thursday December 12th...
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN

Wednesday December 18th...
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI **

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Star Wars team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUES (**) CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES, usually $100-250 cash for first place. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play. Some venues are free to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of October 2019

Monday, November 04, 2019

Stranger Things 
- Mrs. Wheeler is in all my episodes, too.
- Should I stay or should EGGO?
- Crankin' it up to ELEVEN
- Tastes like shit strawberry
- Good Will Hunting
- The Mouth Breathers
- Will's Warriors
- Get to the Hopper
- The Only Thing We Googled Was Mrs Wheelers Upside Down
- The Scoop Troop
- Hawkins AV Club

42 Ale House
- Making it rain on Stormy Daniels with Pablo
- The Loch Guinness Monsters

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- We thought this was speed dating
- Georgia ImpPeachment
- My Casio watch is tougher than I am
- We're Only Here For The Boooooos

Black Husky Brewing
- Hold my beer, I have to go pet that dog
- We were promised cake...and Jason
- It’s my birthday! I want a puppy! I love Black Husky
- Snip Snails and puppy dog tails

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- $200M for Titanic?! Some of that money should have went for more crotch shots and rubber nipples
- Hey Lauren, piece of advice: don't fall asleep with a lit cigarette
- Why does my cock look like a morel mushroom and sting like a fiery dragon when I pee?
- I can't believe someone broke into the garage and stole the limbo stick! I mean, seriously... how low can you go?
- Does it take less licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop if you use a well-placed finger in the backside?

Caffrey's Pub
- Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club
- Trebek's Rejects
- Our fakes worked!
- My wife left me :(
- Nation of Quizlam
- Hitler's Jew-elers
- Dixie Normous
- Mike Vick's Dog Shelter
- "One Call, Fuck Off!"
- Djibouti Looks Nice Today
- Probe My Sulcus
- Stop the bus! Help my brother Jack off
- Sandusky's Babysitting Services
- Epstein's Teen Outreach Center
- Batman: Part-Time Bat, Part-Time Man, Full-Time Orphan

Campsite 131
- The only thing that sucks more than the Cardinals is Polar Express
- Trumpkin Pie
- Lockmaster Rawhide Timberwolves
- Greece me up some chick peas
- Rafiki’s red hot butt cheeks
- Don’t Ukraine on my parade
- Quid pro quo duo
- If You're Case Is Fucked, You Must Obstruct
- Rafiki's Red Hot Butt Cheeks
- My Bedroom Is The Smallest Theme Park In The World
- Team Spoopy
- Trick or Treat Yo’Self
- Halloweenies

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Mother Fuckers
- Seething Cauldron of Angst
- Rattlesnakes and  condoms, two things we don't F with
- Gary Busey’s Teeth
- Normally taking your date to the empire state building is a bad idea
- Ghouls just wanna have fun

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- We Had A Job Interview At 10pm...Thanks A Lot
- The Quizmaster Was Late, But My Girlfriend Isn't
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Pain Perdu from the Top Turnbuckle!
- King Kong rubs the lotion on Ed Gein's Skin
- I don't always put on a happy face, but when I do it's someone else's
- Ed Geine's Discount Leathers

Camp Bar, Tosa
- What do you call a roman warrior with hair in his teeth? Glad he ate her
- D'oh I didn't know inflation was that bad?
- Single Dads Twerk from Home
- What do Brokeback Mtn and the Cowboys have in common?  They cowboys both suck
- What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale

Club 400
 - the return of the lock blockers

Colectivo, Lakefront
- 347,222 swipes on Tinder, one bottle of Chanel #5 sells
- Somebody Told Me About Djibouti

Craft Beer Cellar, Pewaukee
- Schlitz and giggle
- Kurt Cobain’s Carpet Stains
- Hoppy Ending
- Dingle Berry Jerry & the red hot hangers on
- Balls deep in Venus’s rose water dish
- Trumps Ex Wives
- The great snowy pumpkins
- Johnny Flush + the Rubber Plunger Commandos
- Ghosts in the cellar

East Troy Brewery
- Mikey needs food to focus
- The Illuminaughty
- Hair of the ass
- Rocking the birthday suit
- Marty, his ex-wife, and his new wife

- Downtown Abby our trivia host
- Quiztian Yelich

Hogs and Kisses
- This Is Our Team Name
- We Were On A Break

Izzy Hops
- Trivia Newton John’s
- Titanic Swim Team
- Team Funfhundert funf und funfzig
- Edgar Allen Hoes
- Somebody Told Me The Blair Witch Was Spider-Man

Jack's American Pub
- My Perfume is MAMBA NO. 5
- A billion swipes a day and I still can't get a date
- A whole buncha fuckery
- Tip your waitress, just the tip
- Drink Pineapple Juice, because OJ might kill you
- I don't know what to do with my hands
- What does the vulpes vulpes say?
- Are you sure they didn't make it HollyWeed?
- Fuck Box, Fuck Down, Fuck It
- I didn't go as spiderman, I went as man-spider. TOTALLY Different #2spook
- Hell, Michigan's Motto: "At least we're not Detroit"
- Undertaker?! I HARDLY KNOW HER!

Loaded Slate
- We suck
- Gene Simmons tongue
- Who the fuck knows all the members of one direction
- The moops
- Eli Manning’s face
- Poop Francis the turd
- The moops
- Rock of love runner ups
- Elijah Cummings for the last time
- Prestige worldwide
- I’m not clever

- Carrie for Best Bartender
- I'm Hungary for your Vienna
- Ed Gein's Upholstery and Cafe

- All of dan’s search history is BBW, maybe he owns stock
- BBW lovers
- JFK should have worn a helmet
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Republicans might be cunning linguists; but democrats are master debaters
- John and Kate minus 8
- I thought this was speed dating
- I love it when she calls me bagdhadi

Milwaukee Ale House
- Shut your “horde” mouth
- I once stayed at the pfister...and now I walk funny
- Impeach my bar tab
- Rubber nipples are our kryptonite (winner)
- Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you
- Betty Ford can still get it
- TGI Trivia Wednesday!
- Golden shower on the first date? What a prick!
- Crayola tampons
- Catholic Church Casting Couch

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- An Embarrassment of Quizzers
- The Gemini Vegetarians
- I Wish This Mic Was a Cock
- The Lights Are a Little Dim...Like Our Team
- We Are the Team That Says NEE
- Free Range Cow Farts: Don't Keep Em Penned Up!
- Avocado, Avocadon't
- William Shatner Mouth
- Ed Gein's Thick Peen
- Medusa Makes Me Hard
- How Many Licks Does It Take?
- Save Trees: Don't Wipe

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Quiz in my face and tell me you love me
- The job squad! Pin me! Pay me!
- Ronald Reagan is chic
- Your mom gets traded as bbw too!
- Bull moose knuckle sandwich
- The refs are helping us
- Some joke involving a shitzhu
- Thanks for repealing prohibition, love Wisconsin
- Radio killed rush Limbaugh
- Tommy pickles sister was an asshole

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- One of Us is a Quitter
- Two Girls, One Curd
- And That's Why My Dad Left
- Gettin Lucky in Kentucky
- The Halloweiners
- In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One
- Cocktoberfest

New Berlin Ale House
- How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan? IRAN
- More fun than a screendoor on a submarine
- Your a Quizard Harry!
- We thought this was speed dating
- Swan ejaculation station 2, LLC
- Djibouti Shatnered out those peanuts
- Trivia or Treat 4th
- E = Mc Hammered 8th
- My nips don't lie, it's cold outside.

Newsroom Pub
- Those Other Guys
- Amber's Pampers and the Baby Bottle Boppers
- Mysterious Bar Man

- I would lick whipped cream off of Eleanor Roosevelts left hip

Raised Grain Brewing co.
- Umbilical Boys
- Quiz-triskaidekaphobia

Rally Time, West Bend
- Tour de Trivia
- Crampons, Crampoff
- Lance was the Sixth Osmond Brother
- NONE of Us Have Ever Dated Angelina Jolie
- Stoned Like Medusa
- Suck At Pool, Try Trivia!

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Its because we're sober
- Yeah you can have our ketchup
- You can't spell trivia without letters
- Boo"ze
- What's this? What's this? There's white stuff in the air?

The Tosa Tavern
- Amelia pushed it, pushed it real good
- SPQR stupid people quizzing roughly
- Celebrities disguised as terrible quiz takers
- I ordered a spotted cow not a spotted dick
- No more spotted dick for me, thank you
- Smashing trumpkins

Three Lions Pub
- Should be at Orange Theory, but screw exercise
- Shit, we still need a team name
- Marine adventures with Robert Dinero, who taught me everything I know about deep sea diving, this is Cuba Gooding, Jr.
- ImPEACH Cobbler
- R Kelly’s Pommel Horse
- High Velocity Streams
- We hope we’re married longer than Angelina
- If you didn’t know the Battle of Balaclava was from the Crimean war - CRY ME A river
- Ed Gein’s Custom Upholstry
- Shorrorwood
- Eating Brains 2 Get Brains

- A White Witch Watched a Woebegone Walrus Winding White Wool Widdershins
- We Need To Return Some Video Tapes
- Hanks For The Memories
- No, we're not doing bloody Stone Henge
- I'd Rather Win My Ex-wife's Weight In Beer
- The first three way I’ve been in today
- Staff infection
- Grapist

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Whole Fool$
- We Shop Here Aldi-time
- Guillotine 2020
- Trick or Trivia
- Queer and Present Danger.
- Screamers and moaners
- Guilloteen Hearthrobs

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- An Embarrassment of Hamsters
- Cremaster’s Reflex
- Imperial scientists
- Just here for the Boos!

Whole Foods, West Loop
- *enter obnoxiously esoteric team name here*
- The "Eddie the Eagles" of Trivia :(
- If Erin changes her name when she gets married her initials will be EMF which would be...unbelievable.
- As evident by our score, we need help. Accepting applications for new teammates now.
- Our score is so low it's spooky

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- A group of embarrassments
- Quiz Pro Quo
- Catholic Church Casting Couch
- Son of a Witch!


Thursday, October 31, 2019

Tuesdays 7pm

505 S 5th St,
Milwaukee, WI 53204
(414) 488-2019


-$20 for a pizza and 64oz pitcher 
(pepperoni, sausage, or margherita)
(Gier Beer Lager, Oddball Kolsch, Bat$h!t Crazy Coffee Brown Ale,
MobCraft IPA, Low Phunk Sour Ale or Vanilla Wafer Porter)

-1/2 off growler fills until 9:00pm

1st place: $30  Gift Card
2nd place: $20 Gift Card
Best Team Name: $10  Gift Card

Mal C.


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