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21 May 2013

Howdy partner! A rockin' Quizmaster Cup IX recap, yee haw!!

It was a day of many first this past Sunday May 19th, as Quizmaster Cup, now in its ninth installment, made it's debut at Water Street's Red Rock Saloon. (And don't forget, there's more photos - about 100 of 'em - at our Facebook page!)

And with that in mind, Quizmaster had determined that it would be a COUNTRY-themed event, and the hosts certainly came dressed to impress for the big day of quizzing....


Don't f#@k with these Quizmasters!

And as with previous Quizmaster Cup showdowns, we weren't short of prizes as the trophy baked in the hot lights at the foot of the stage...


As you can see, the BOX OF BRITISHNESS (full of goodies and other crap from across the pond) was up for grabs - our best dressed team would take that home at the end of the day!

And additionally, we had a TON of booze to give away...


Each team would get a bottle of Smirnoff vodka or Southern Comfort, just for showing up!


And we had 5 cases of Coors Light to give away too! That would go to our finalists and winners of the "Drink While You Think" Competition!

And with over 100 of Milwaukee's finest queeps in attendance, it promised to be a battle for the ages!!

And while not all teams were dressed in their finest country attire, most teams did partake in the fun dress-up, as 10 points would be awarded to every group that were sporting "countries", however they wanted to interpret it...


That was former best-dressed winners, Squad 666, who put a fun spin on the country theme! Nice work guys!

In more stable (no pun intended) attire, five-time Quizmaster Cup champions, and strong favorites going into the event, Miltown Junks even took the time to grow mustaches for the big day...


Howdy, indeed!

And we welcomed in the gang from My Dixie Wrecked, who were also looking the bees knees on what was their Quizmaster Cup debut....


They got their fair share of booze too!

Anyway, the Quizmaster Cup got underway around 2pm with a NEW "Comical Commercials" video round, in which teams had to identify the products or brands shown in the video clip...


And for those who might have missed it, the answer shortly followed...


What a way to start the event!

That was followed by the first "Drink While You Think" bracket, in which team's representative  were asked a Family-Feud style question! The first question asked "Besides New York, name a city with a large population?"

Drink While You Think!!!


One female emerged from that first bracket of drinking, moving on to the final four later on!

In other news, we welcomed in Red Rock regulars and front-row queeps Scrambled Eggs, who are always having a good time at the Cup....


We also welcomed back the long-time crew from You Fucked Up, You Trusted Us...


Ranga Rumblers were also dressed to the nines...


And one of the other strong contenders for victory, Pluckers, had an interesting assortment of costumes among them...


They would win the Milwaukee Rep tickets following their response to the Caption Contest...


Teams had to list a caption in the box. Some of our faves included:

  • Oh Georgie, stuck between Iraq and a hard place again
  • I prefer bareback
  • 'Merica, dealing with bull shit since 1776
  • I hope Barbara doesn't mind a four-way
  • 8 seconds, try 8 years!

But the winning caption was...

"Still better than being between Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld"

Elsewhere, the gang from Triviavenagers were perhaps a dark horse (no pun intended, again!) in the running for silverware on the day.... 


Drink While You Think bracket two ensued, and more guzzling commenced...


We also welcomed in long-time Quizmaster veterans (from back in the day at the original Britinn), Dead Babies Will Save Michael J Fox...


 Great to see them after a long sabbatical!

And in a Quizmaster Cup first, the QUEEL Round featured, adding some extra zest to the scoring...


We also said 'ello to Perfect Pints, one of the few teams not dressed up! Shocker...


But they drank a lot, and were tonguing each other apparently, so we don't care.

Runners-up from Quizmaster Cup VIII, Risky Quizness were hoping to go one better this time around...


Also, another teams that was dressed fantastically were the Firefoxes....


Throughout the day we encouraged queeps to post and tag their best photo(s) from the event, with our favorite one winning Milwaukee Brewers tickets!


Very creative stuff. We like the black and white!

In other non-dress-up news, Team Low Brow International were ruing the day they decided not to get their cowboy boots out, because if they did they would have finished in the top three...


Something tells us country really isn't their thing!

Anyway, the showed rolled on, with a quick-fire lightning round, a couple of wager categories and the final massive video round...



Two "What happens next?" questions ensued plus the "greatest movie insults" montage, with the answers as follows...


And while the hosts tallied up the final scores, we still had a "DRINK WHILE YOU THINK" final four to contest, with five cases of beer to dish out!

The four finalists lined-up, ready to neck their second pint of the afternoon...

 
 The question asked... "Name one of the seven dwarfs?"

Drink While You Think!....


Paul of Squad 666 answered "Dopey," which happened to be the top answer....


He walked away with two cases of Coors Light, and wasn't gonna stop to pick 'em up...


The three other finalists did take home a case each for their efforts, so plenty of booze went around!

And so on to the big results! After all was said and done - nine rounds, two video categories, over 150 points up for grabs, the crew from Fuckin Wolverine notched up a massive 143 points, and took their second championship since Quizmaster Cup  IV in 2010...


Even Quizmaster Ryan W. got in on the act at the end....


Fantastic work from them!

We want to thank all our queeps for coming out for a truly memorable day at Red Rock! Check our Facebook page for even more pictures from the event! We'll be formulating plans for a MASSIVE QUIZMASTER CUP X (set for this fall) very soon!

Until the next Cup Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday May 19th, 2013 Quizmaster Cup IX scores:

  1. 143 Fuckin Wolverine
  2. 138 Triviavengers
  3. 128 Miltown Junks
  4. 127 Squad 666
  5. 125 Pluckers
  6. 121 Team Low Brow
  7. 117 Dead Babies Will Save Michael J Fox
  8. 114 Risky Quizness
  9. 111 Firefoxes
  10. 110 You Fucked Up You Trusted Us
  11. 107 Ranga Rumblers
  12. 106 Perfect Pints
  13. 102 My Dixie Wrecked
  14. 096 Scrambled Eggs
  15. 090 Suck It Trebek

10 May 2013

Best pub quiz team names of the month! April 2013...


Red Rock Saloon
  • Te-Bow...you don't have to put on a jersey tonight
  • I'll take an Osama Bin Laden... 2 shots and a drop of water
  • Brewers are making the Pirates their Butt Pirates. Arggg!
  • The glove was on the hand that wasn't on MacCauley Culkin 
  • Is that a mirror in your pants because I can totally see myself in them!
  • "You'll never bite alone" 
  • Wanna see my play-off beard?
  • We suck, just like you mom
  • Volcanoes Blow Like Axford
  • What do Uncle Ben, whole wheat and Condeleza have in common?
  • The Axeman Bloweth
  • This Team WON!... April Fools!

Cafe Hollander
  • Scissor Me Timbers
  • Did You Know If You Have "The Clapper" The Song Roxanne Will Turn Your Lights On And Off
  • Where Can I Get A Custom T-Shirt Made? No, Seriously, I Need One For Saturday. Where Can I Get That Done? 
  • Ann Frank: Hide And Seek World Champ 
  • Saved By The Smell 
  • The Ladies Call My Cock: "La Petite Roche" 
  • Drew's Mom Gives Out More Than An ATM
  • Much Like My Penis When I Watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, This Quiz Was Harder Than I Expected 
  • The Wolverines Only Won Because The Milverine Wasn't In The Tournament
  • What's 10 Inches Wide? The Dick About To Enter Michigan?
  • Kevin Ware's Your Shin 
  • Kevin Ware and The Terrible Tibias
  • Boobytrap Backwards Is Partyboob!
  • If Rome Invaded Carthage From Behind, Would Greece Help? 
  • The Quizmaster Won't Say Vagina
  • I Like Rape 
  • Break A Leg Louisville
  • The Brewers Lost Their Home Opener . . . April Fools! 

Caffrey's Pub
  • I'm gonna deep blue your something
  • Speaking of blade runner, is Oscar Pistorius single?
  • Tim Tebow: now it's your turn to come out of the closet 
  • I wish this microphone was Jason Collins''s penis
  • I'm 22, I go to Marquette. I'm white. And I'm straight.
  • Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off 
  • Chomp so hard, Luis Suarez be jealous
  • I maybe a hooker but anal ain't for free
  • Like a futon, we pull out
  • Swallow the yellow thick load...trust me it's thick
  • At least Helen Keller thinks I'm pretty
  • Homeless Egyptians
  • Margaret Thatcher...I still would
  • Your son wants to go to art school
  • Maculley Culkin masturbates home alone
  • Any dog less than 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless #ronswanson
  • Kevin Wares leg 
  •  I will fucking cunt punt you
  • Gag a little bit to make me feel big
  • All we're good for is ass n titties 

Camp Bar
  • Bucks fall down and go BOOM! 
  • In front of LBJ's Heatles
  • The Quizmaster is at least twice as British as Madonna
  • If we all lived in a yellow submarine, beans would be banned
  • Sometimes I jerk off in the bathroom, sometimes
  • #Bostonstrong!
  • I'd tell you about my penis, but its a long story
  • What happened when the two antennas got married?.... The wedding was decent... but the reception was great.
  • London + Whale = Adele.... you do the math
  • The worlds most conservative bar sluts 
  • Fuck everything, I quiz in your mouth and camp on your chest
  • I c**t understand you 

Two Bucks
  • April Showers Bring May Flowers, Mayflowers Bring Pilgrims 
  • The straddle, western roll and scissor jump; just a few of my favorite sex positions 
  • You can pollinate my flower anytime 
  • Pareidolia: The Ability to See Elvis' Boobs At All Times 
  • Anne Frank...you mean that deaf, dumb and blind chick?
  • Siskel and Ebert gives Margaret Thatcher 2 Thumbs Down To Hell
  • Cody's boyfriend gave him throat AIDS
  • 2 Queers and a Beard
  • War Jokes, I Did Nazi That Coming
  • Kevin Ware: Unbreakable
  • Margaret Thatcher's Body Snatcher 
  • I'm starting a collection of vibrators called Toys for Twats
  • Liquor? I Didn't Even Know 'Er.
  • Kim Jong Kardashian - The Kim-Ye Baby
  • Hoverboards Don't Work on Water, Unless You Got POWAA!!
  • Kevin Ware's Tibia Night 
  • Married Homosexuals Don't Have Sex Either! 
  • Breaking Trivia Records like Kevin Ware's Leg

Antonio's Sports Bar
  • Casey Anthony's Pregnant
  • We Suck Again
  • Is That a Quizmaster Pen in Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
  • The Rusty Spoons
  • Fat, Drunk and Stupid is No Way to Go Through Life Son
  • Hold My Beer While I Take a Quiz

Whiskey Bar
  • Cunt Punt
  • You Bet Anne Frank Was A Bielieber! 
  • I Remember When Pluto Was Still A Planet
  • What's the Difference Between a Pizza and a Jew? Pizza's Don't Scream When You Put Them In The Oven
  • When Weird Al Wrote The Lyrics To Amish Paradise, Planned Parenthood Was Known As Coathanger Contraception
  • Gangsta's Paradise Is no fucking joke man
  • Maggie Thatcher had a lot of balls 
  • I am so sick of coming up with a team name
  • People Need To Relax, North Korea Is The Nation State Equivalent Of The Short Bus 

McGillycuddy's
  • Your French Does Suck Ass, And So Does Latrell Sprewell 
  • Why Does Michael J Fox Make The Best Milkshakes? Because He Uses The Best Ingredients, You Cruel Bastards
  • Minnesota - Where All The Men Are Fat, The Women Are Handsome, And The Hockey Team Sucks!
  • When You're This Fucked, The Team Name Doesn't Matter 
  • What Do And Airplane And An Illegal Abortion Have In Common? The Hanger
  • Shit. 
  • I'm Gonna Burn Down LeBron's House And Manneken Pis On The Ashes
  • Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Go To The Bathroom? It Has A Silent P
  • If Chris Brown Has A Greatest Hits Album WIll Rihanna Be On It? 
  • Who The Fuck Likes Pears?
  • Fuck Michigan, The Auto Industry Already Has
  • Why Don't Michigan Orphans Play Baseball? They Don't Know Where Home Is . . . Fuck Michigan
  • I Don't Do Cocaine, I Just Like The Way It Smells
  • Obama's Knife Control Policy Isn't Working
  • Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning
  • How Many Marquette Fans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 12. One To Screw It In, 11 To Talk About How Awesome 1977 Was
  • Kevin Ware Gives Me A Boner 

New Berlin Ale House
  • I've Got A Six-Pack Of Smirnoff Ice, Which Way To The Closest Middle School?
  • Red Headed Step Child
  • Rickie Weeks' Downstairs Dreadlocks 
  • Why Wasn't Jessica Rabbits' Ass Part Of This Quiz? 
  • Coming Up With A Team Name Is Hard. So Am I
  • 2 Muffs and A Diver
  • Ass Up Face Down
  • Why Was Mike In The Bathroom So Long?
  • The 4 Guys Watching The Brewer Game Right Over There, Like Seriously Right Over There
  • My Grandma Can't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box!

The Hotch Spot
  • Always Wipe Front To Back
  • The Purple-Headed Yogurt Slingers 
  • Rattlesnakes and Condoms... Two Things I dont Fuck With
  • Open Condom Style
  • With our Powers Combined... We Are Captain Planet!!
  • Thats the last time a coach tells his players to break a leg
  • Milwaukee Natives who dont know the fonz as anything other than the fonz 

Titletown Brewing Co
  • Dick Trickle? Consult your doctor about Flomax
  • The rent-a-cop, nascar driver, mortician, marine biologist, and berry picker 
  • Everyone, calm the fuck down…Dennis Rodman's got this! 
  •  One for the money, two for the money shot! 
  • That's a big beer. Everyone look at that beer! It's delicious! 
  • Teaching with my glock out 

O'Lydias
  • Kurt Russell kicked the Soviet's Ass in 1980
  • Axe the Axeman
  • Dingle Berries are good for you
  • Our server is getting just the tip!
  • Maybe it's Maybeline, maybe it's not - either way, she's painted up like a whore! 
  • Some Like it Cock
  • I HOPE BRAUN FUCKING CUNT PUNTED SEGURA AFTER HE STOLE FIRST
  • My kid went to Iraq and all I got was this crappy ransom note
  • Apparently it's a new trend called (w)izzing. It could be a silent "Q".
  • Yovanni Hallardo Driving School
  • Gallardo's Ride Home 
  • Bag O' Dicks 
  • The only reason we lost is because we're drunker than Gallardo on a Monday Night
  • After last night, I hope John Axford runs backwards through a Blessing of Unicorns 
  • I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
  • Some joke about Margaret Snatcher... 
  • Snatching That Thatch; Hard As Iron
  • A Gagglefuck of Unicorns
  • "Thatch" - All Folks!
  • A "Murder" of Unicorns 
  • There is a me in team

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Compton is the lowest point in California
  • Period Farts
  • Summer of 69, the best days ever...in my pants
  • Anne Frank's 2nd Place Hide and Seek Champs
  • We all came here and all we got was... come on our tits 
  • Some like it hot, we just like it on top 
  • Burn the QUEEL! 
  • Couldn't give two Schlitz
  • Cum Farts
  • Ke$ha with Buscemi eyes is way more attractive than Ke$ha with Ke$ha eyes
  • Who give a fuck, Ryan says we aren't going to win anyway
  • Flash of my Tit-ans
  • I wish Adam Scott would put his balls in my hole
  • Chlamydia Inc. 
  • My Boyfriends Missile Is Bigger Than N Koreas...but probably not as big as Kim Jung Un's
  • Kim Jung Un, that pudgy fuck
  • Ryan's London Eye is... in my pants
  • Charlie Sheen's finger bang paintings! 
  • I want to Jackson Pollock all over Jessica Biel's face

Major Goolsby's
  • Dorothy Mantooth Is A Saint! 
  • Dick Harder Than The Math Test I Didn't Study For
  • My Girlfriend Hasn't Talked To Me In A Year, So I Taught Myself Sign Language
  • Smells Like A Used Diaper Filled With Indian Food
  • Broccoli Rob and The Boner Biter Ft. Adam Lavine and An Asian
  • Sex Panther: 60% Of The Time It Works Every Time
  • Inside Margaret Thatcher's Cold, Dry, Dead Pussy 
  • Oompa Fuckin Loompa
  • Gwen Stani's Banana Hammock 
  • We Beat The Queel Like Coach Rice Beats His Players
  • A Whale's Vagina
  • Poppin' It Like Louisville's Ware

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • How Much Money Does it Take to Buy a Senator and Glock-Block Legislation?
  • I Just Quizzed My Pants! 

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Chodie Foster
  • We Like Our Beer Like We Like Our Violence: Domestic
  • I Banged a Lesbian Last Night #Ooosh
  • You Know whats Good for Shoulder Pain? If You Lick My Butthole
  • Making up a Team Name is Hard, And So Am I
  • Michael J.Fox does the best Harlem Shake
  • Our Mom Never Hugged Us, Our Dad Hugged Us Too Much
  • With My Ginger Hair and White Complexion, I Look Like a Lit Spliff
  • Walt Quizney Wordl
  • Fish Dicks
  • If Justin Timberlake Greeces My Nine Inch Nail, I Will Long Jump on Zach Braff's Banana
  • I forgot to ask, Do you Like Guacamole?
  • The Deep Sea Muff Divers
  • My Favorite Color is Ham 
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My Name is Will and I have a Small Cock
  • Does Uranus Have Rings?

Grafton Ale House
  • The George W Bush library?... I had no idea there are so many pop-up books! 
  • What does Luis Suarez and Mike Tyson have in common?
  • Anal Bum Cover 
  • Lil Wayne and Woodrow Wilson are my favorite members of G-Unit
  • 2 Quizzers, 1 Cup
  • Your mother's left hand club 
  • Dear Chicago, enjoy our poop 
  • At least your 0.22 BAC was lower than Axford's ERA Yovani!
  • You pulled that POO questions right out of Uranus
  • You have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
  • Thatcher is dead. Our thoughts are with Satan at this trying and difficult time
  • Free mustache rides from Ulysses Grant 
  • R Kelly can bump and grind on my Moby Dick
  • Axford should work at 7-11, they never close
  • Axford's bar and grill, we never close
  • Our team sucks Moby Dick
  • Something something.... Bilbo sounds like dildo 
  • We all know the French Open can't be played on a smooth surface... the don't shave
  • Stinky Messi Feet
  • Kleenex, Band Aid, Speedo, Frisbee: all things that have been on my penis 
  • "Quiz It, Quiz It... all you wanna do is quiz it!"
  • There's something about Mary Todd Lincoln 
  • Came for the orgy, stayed for the trivia
  • Beating "it" to New Kids on the Block
  • Just like Walmart, Axford never closes
  • North Korea may touch China but not the United States

The Highbury
  • What do Beyonce and a skier have in common? They both ride Mogols. 
  • The George W's "I ain't never opened a book and now I opened a libary" 
  • I went to the Highland Games and brought my own "Caber" to toss
  • Riders of Lohan
  • What do a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common? Either way somebody's losing a trailer.
  • Bilbo Baggins went out to see the dragons, but all he found was a Moby Dick. 
  • I've played w/ myself before--- but this is ridiculous 
  • Idaho?! You da ho. Bitch
  • Two members of our team came out of the same vagina

Three Lions Pub
  • Does the cock ring on my head make my face look fat?
  • What do the FA & KKK have in common? They both have foreigners # free Suarez 
  • I hit my snooze button so many times, it thought it was engaged to Chris Brown
  • Tokyo Swallows...but Mark Spitz
  • Jesus is Coming ; open your mouth
  • How do your say "drunk driver" in Spanish? Yovani Giallardo 
  • A fuckton of caterpillars 
  • Margaret Thatcher is dead sexy
  • What does grandma taste like? Depends
  • Wrong direction
  • Margaret Thatcher? Hardly knew her
  • Jackson Can finger my Pollock and Make it Drip Whenever he Wants 
  • Ryan Wickens Fan Club
  • No one Listen to Jonas
  • The Lord of the Shepherd Pies

Rusty's
  • I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ground Up and In The Freezer
  • I, Quizmaster Matt, Laughed My Ass Off During the First 10 Minutes of "Up." 
  • Quiztina Aguliera
  • Lots of Skid Marks at POO Airport 
  • Men are From Mars, Women Love Penis
  • Dildo Baggins: An Unexpected Journey 
  • Pink Tacos Leave a Bad Taste in My Mouth 
  • I hope our score is higher than Axford's ERA
  • CEOs and Corporate Hoes
  •  I Beat the Queel Like Coach Rice Beats His Players 
  • Much Like My Penis When I Saw Danny Devito Naked, This Quiz Was Much Harder Than I Expected
  • Colors That End in "Urple"

St. Francis Brewery
  • George W. Bush Library, Really?
  • The Freudian Slips
  • Margaret Thatcher's Dead and I'm Not Feeling So Good Either
  • 50 Shades of Drunk
  • Trivia Cooks Heart, Heart Cooks Brain, Brain Cooks Trivia 
  • It's Spring; We're So Excited We Wet Our Plants
  • May the Swarts Be With You...Adorable!

The Eatery on Farwell
  • Somethings I only have one of, but it isn't my penises
  • The only Beef I have about the Queel is that it doesn't make me queef when I squeel
  • 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt
  • Leave the money on the dresser
  • It's as dry as a desert down there, you're going to need some Vaseline
  • Nobody is better at creating the Domino Effect on a man than Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinton's Blowjob Dungeon (aka the Oval Office)
  • Bill Clinton said Monica Lewinsky had the Whitest Teeth He Ever Came Across
  • When it Rains, it Whores 
  • Bitches Ain't Shit! Just Kidding

Vino 100
  • Dead Squirrels In The Attic
  • Crying? There's No Crying In Trivia
  • Best Trivia Team Name Ever
  • I'd Like To Send My Space Ship to Uranus!
  • Keep Your $15 We Don't Have A Team Name
  • Teddy Roosevelt: The Original Mustache Rough Rider 
  • Phuck You Kim Jong-Un!
  • One Man Wolf Pack

02 May 2013

Find the QUEEL - May 2013!

It's the final month of the Quizmaster Major League, and the QUEEL will be as important as ever! Remember your team's SIX highest QUEEL scores will be recorded, so be sure to take advantage....


Here's the QUEEL schedule for May, 2013:


The schedule is subject to change so watch this space!

02 April 2013

Best pub trivia names of the month! March 2013!


Red Rock Saloon
  • My 15 minutes of fame was on Chris Hansen's show...
  • The internet was cool until Chris Hansen spoiled the party
  • What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my boots off before I jump on a trampoline?
  • Chris Hansen aint got nothing on Joey Greco
  • Bromine sounds like a douchebag element 
  • If you're going to quiz us this hard, next time have us bring lube
  • A dyslexic guy walks into a bra... 
  • The Spanish In-QUIZ-ition
  • Get rich or die quizzin 
  • I'm giving up abstinence and sobriety - best lent ever!

Cafe Hollander
  • Chris Hanson's Hips Don't Lie 
  • I Was Going To Give Knight Rider The Shaft, But Chris Hansen Stopped Me
  • Got MILFs? 
  • I Wish This Microphone Was A Penis 
  • Takeo Spikes = SHIT, It's Wanda Sykes 
  • For A Free Tour Of Lakefront We'll Show You Our Boobs 
  • I Went To The Galapagos And All I Got Was Crabs From A Tortoise
  • The Waistcoat I'm Sewing Is Not For You
  • And The Next Pope Is . . . Jerry Sandusky 
  • What Did You Think Of Pearl Harbor? It Was Awesome! Oh, You Mean The Movie 
  • Maybe You Are Born With A Long John Silver Or Maye It's Maybelline
  • Jay Cutler's Vagina
  • May She's Born With It, But She Should Tuck It Back Anyway

Caffrey's Pub
  • The team next to us is cheating 
  • Two popes one cup, Vatican porn?
  • Linsey Vonn's New Pole is striped
  • The only element in my periodic table is vaginamine
  • Our Argentinian pope has a Brazilian 
  • I fisted my gf on her period, her father caught me red handed
  • If my sex life was a fruit it would be a Grapefruit without the "G"
  • Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off 
  • Sharon Stone's Neck Vagina
  • Oscar Pistorius' NUBS #bladerunner
  • Snakes and rattlesnakes: two things I don't fuck with
  • Three cheese omelette

Camp Bar
  • Lookin' like a fool with your camps on the ground
  • Pope Francis' Lil Fritas 
  • Lance Armstrong - One ball, that's all!
  • The Pussyfart Shit Slits
  • Darth Boo Boo
  • Incest, a game the whole family can play
  • I went to camp, pitched a tent, and quizzed
  • Chess is neither a sport or a leisure
  • Hoof Arted
  • Get Rich or Try Dieing
  • Stop Camping My Style!
  • Fo’ Shizzicle on my Quizzicle

Two Bucks
  • Maybe the seizures are why Lil' Wayne says sizzurp that way 
  • My kids went to Afghanistan and all I got was this crappy ransom note
  • My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
  • What happens when Tom Cruise walks into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose.
  • Helen Keller wasn't blind and deaf. She was a product of the Alabama school system.
  • We Got Good-Ass Parking Spots
  • Trivia is Less Fun Sober 
  • Maybe She's Born With It...Baby Aids
  • All I Want For My Birthday is a Big Booty Ho
  • Even Dennis Rodman make Kim Jong-Un Look Good

Whiskey Bar
  • We Would Rather Be Stuck By Lightning 7 Times Than Watch Soccer 
  • Unfortunately My NCAA Bracket Has More X's Than Taylor Swift
  • Texa$
  • What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? - Gag
  • Girls gone wild and a dude
  • Mrs. Thatcher's Fannie
  • Arm like a cannon, hung like a python, mind like a goddam scientist. I am Kenny Powers
  • I gave up on drinking for the last Pope's lent
  • I wonder how many alter boys were bussed in for the festivities at the Vatican this weekend?
  • Sequester? I barely knew her 
  • I hope Cardinal Stritch doesn't give up like the Pope
  • The Shit Show
  • ATM-Always Tasty Monkey
  • There Is No "Team" Wrestling In The Olympics, That's Called An Orgy

McGillycuddy's
  • USA, The Only Letters I Need
  • Can You Tell If A Smurf Has BlueBalls?
  • Good Friday . . . Isn't That The Sequel With Ice Cube?
  • Foxhunting? Fuck That! 
  • If I Were Struck By Lightning 7 Times, I'd Kill Myself Too! 
  •  If Trivia Was Easy, It'd Be Called Your Mom
  • Want To Go Do Motorhead In The Bathroom? 
  • Are You Sure Seal Isn't Scarface?
  • Smell My Dick, John!
  • Don't Move, I'll Get A Towel 
  • I Like My Sex How I Like My Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible
  • There's A Pot Of Gold At The End Of The Rainbow. By The Way, I Refer To My Penis As "Rainbow" 
  • Michael J. Fox Can Harlem Shake Harder Than This Whole Bar
  • I Don't Know Who This Guy Named "Rape" Is, But My Girlfriend Keeps Yelling Out His Name During Sex
  • We're Industry People, We're Stupid . . . We're Supposed To Me Stupid
  • Scissor City . . . So "Lez" Be Friends

Title Town
  • There are no winners on the Bachelor
  • Pope? We don't need no stinkin' pope 
  • It's my fricken birthday, we deserve to win!
  • Hugo Chavez is Dead (and we don't know how we feel about it)
  • Batman symbol 
  • Wake me up before Hugo Go
  • Mad Men and two Ladies

The Hotch Spot
  • Only 40% of Americans can find Delaware on a Map because who gives a shit about Delaware
  • Travis Barkers Adams Apple
  • Veiny Nuggets and Soggy Biscuits
  • Thats a Fucking Circle 
  • Can you polish a Polish Knob?
  • I Used to be Fucking Stupid... But We Broke Up
  • No One Drinks Rail Gin Alone

O'Lydias
  • Team: Sexual Joke 
  • Protip: 94 Westbound is Fucked!
  • How was Dallas Jackie O?
  • Pope Francis told me the second coming of Christ would be glorious but I thought it was just salty.
  • Catcher's Mitt Romney
  • Queefer Sutherland
  • Excuse Me I Apologize for Farting
  • We take longer than 15 seconds to finish... answering
  • The sound of 1 billion Catholics Poping Their Pants
  • Gay Sumo Wrestlers
  • Pope Francis: White Smoke from the Bong
  • Sometimes I touch myself inappropriately while reading these
  • Christopher Reeve and the one trick ponies
  • E! Series spin-off: Ray-J Kardashi-In Kim 
  • My Harry Potter Has Hog Warts On His Ass
  • Buy her wine, then liquor

Milwaukee Brat House
  • I am Legen... wait for it... dary 
  • I didn't know Tony Montana worked at Taco Bell... Say "hola" to my little friend
  • Easter is my fave holiday... it's all about wood, getting nailed and rising
  • Bob Barker is dead... he got hit by a BRAND new car!
  • Snuff-a-luff-a-guess
  • Cape Fear aka your mom's vagina
  • I've got a purple dinosaur... in my pants
  • Queefless in Seattle
  • The hardest part of quiz is coming up w/ a team name... or shit shit fuck fuck 
  • I hope my boyfriend springs faster than Milwaukee
  • One millionth the size of the Empire State, Sweson's dick is 2 inches
  • Hopefully the new Pope from Argentina doesn't like little boy "weina"
  • Yes, we brought our baby to the bar
  • Too Fuck to drunk
  • Deep Fried Cheese Turds
  • Let's hope the new Pope doesn't like boy dick!!
  • Sluts, we're back in action
  • Not all sluts are redheads but all redheads are sluts!
  • Baby got backspin
  • Dick pushups are harder than girl pushups
  • The seQUIZters

Major Goolsby's
  • Bitches B Ho's
  • Bark Twice If You're In Milwaukee
  • My Asshole Is Still Bleeding From Britney Griner's Dick
  • Master Quiz Baiters
  • Jam Out With Your Clam Out
  • Captain Krunch And The Cereal Killers
  • I Can Feel It Cumming In Her Hair Tonight
  • The Beer Is Sweeter On The Other Side Of The Bar 
  • Welcome To The Jungle, AKA Blake Griffin's Pubic Hairs

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Oops, I did it again...Squirt!
  • Have you heard the newpropoganda out of North Korea? It's Kim Jung Un-believeable!!!
  • Magical Greek sloths Riding Purple Unicorns
  • Endless Love: the Helen Keller/Stevie Wonder Tennis Match
  • My wife is a famous porn star, but she would be pissed if she found out
  • I shaved my balls for this
  • What's Lil' Wayne's favorite pizza place? Lil' Seizures 
  • Breaking News: Kim Jung Uhn's wife just gave birth to Dennis Rodman Jr.; North Korea goes ballistic
  • Don't cry for me Argentina, Francis did not molest your children
  • What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaains!
  • Black Smoke: No Pope, White Smoke: Pope, Pungent Blue Smoke: Snoop Doggy Dogg in the Conclave
  • There is no "I" in Genius
  • On a scale of Anne Frank to Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot?
  • Toe cancer!?! Then why did I have one of my balls removed? 
  • We thought we were on cash cab
  • We should have bribed the quizmaster 
  • Anne hathaway’s no thief but you should see her snatch

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Jeremy Get Your Finger Out Of There!!! Now!!!
  • Casey Anthony Is Pregnant... Here We Go Again
  • My Wife Doesnt Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box
  • The One Eyed Wonder Weasels and their Two Balls
  • QuizMaster JizzMaster
  • I Didnt Want Salmon, I said it 5 Times
  • Oh God oh God Harder Jeremy! That feels so good!!
  • Someone is wearing too much Perfume
  • Michael Vick's Dog Walking Service
  • King Kong aint got shit on us
  • Lost My Brains Cells @ The Shuffle
  • The No Pope Society
  • If I wanted to drink out of plastic cups in a dark booth I'd go to Axel's
  • My Harry Potter has Hogwartz

Grafton Ale House
  • Dennis Rodman should stick to cross dressing 
  • 69... most of the time
  • What is this? A center for ants?
  • I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion
  • What's a caterpillar afraid of... a doggerpillar
  • Earth Wind and Misfire

The Highbury
  • Of course it's South Africa, provinces are for white people
  • Married Gays Don't Have Sex Either
  • What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
  • Wichita State Shockers Made Us Moist
  • I knew that 1 Direction poster would come in handy
  • Just the tip.. Just to see how it feels 
  • What's the difference between eating a peanut butter cup and a dead baby? The baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
  • If R. Kelly picked his own cartoon car middle name it would be puss
  • Mila Kunis' Grand Canyon allowed me to drive my Volkswagen up her Anheiser-Busch

Three Lions Pub
  • Bacon Wrapped Anything
  • I Wish this Microphone was a penis beause you're cute and I Swallow
  • Crouching woman, hidden cucumber W
  • hat do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?...Quarter pounder with Cheese 
  • I'll Twitter your Yahoo if I can Google on your Facebook
  • Francis Ford pope-alah
  • Sweatpants boner
  • Yes We VATICAN (We have POPETENTIAL)
  • If I Christopher Tinker don't declare this team the winner, everyone can cockpunch me once 
  • Willy Wanker and the Jerkin Gurkins 
  • Just Like Catholic priests, we prefer our boys young and on their knees 
  • After this who is up for dinner at Long Dong Silvers?
  • Does Barbie come with Ken?..No She comes with Stacie, she fakes it with Ken
  • What's the Difference between Mono and Herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss
  • I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself Shorewood
  • The Pope's been gone for only a week, and we already cured HIV
  • We think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs

St. Francis Brewery
  • If You Choke a Smurf, What Color Will it Turn?
  • Pope Francis Drank My Beer
  • Tea Bagging/Dubbel-Gangers? Yep.
  • Is it a Coincidence that on May 6, 1945, Chuck Norris was Born, and on the Following Day the Nazis Surrendered?
  • Hey Horrible Seeing You. Stay Stupid. Human Penis.
  • Our Brains are Too Fried to Come Up With a Team Name

The Eatery on Farwell
  • I'd rather be watching basketball! But I'm trying to make a good impression!
  • On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?
  • We like our beer like we like our Quizmaster - Pale and Ginger
  • When Shaq broke those backboards he yelled Kazaam!!!
  • March Sadness
  • The way I masturbate, I need 15-20 tissues
  • Team LaQueefah
  • The Team Formerly Known as Prince
  • I thought Dr. Claw was the guy trying to steal Winnie the Pooh's honey..
  • Damn, I Gotta Go to Work Tomorrow

Rusty's
  • Mustache Rides On Tom Selleck's Helicopter
  • Quiz Busters: We'll bust your bracket! 
  • Bowser's hair might be red, but does the carpet match the drapes?
  • There's Only Two Things That Can Happen After Trivia And I Already Ate Steak...
  • In a break from tradition, the Catholic Church has elected a bald, white dude as the new Pope
  • Notre Dames's New Slogan: New Pope, New Uniforms
  • You Must Be Irish Cuz My Penis Is DUBLIN! 
  • Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap
  • Put Your Fat Lips On My Flux Capacitor
  • Ryan Braun's Performance Enhancers

Vino 100
  • You Had Me at Merlot 
  • Too Old For Spring Break
  • You Fucked Up You Trusted Us 
  • Francis The Talking Popes
  • Come Here and See How Good We Look
  • The Who's Your Daddies

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