LORD OF THE QUIZ!! Our LOTR and Hobbit recap...

It was a full house at the Ale House this Sunday night, as all of Middle Milwaukee's finest creatures came out of the woodwork for our Lord of the Rings and Hobbit quiz.

One filthy little hobbitses came as far as the Shire to participate in the game...

Even armed with his very own Sting sword!!

In the end nineteen teams battled for the one crown: to be named the Greatest LOTR geeks in Middle Earth!

However, after 30 questions, featuring two Double Or Nothing rounds, two wager rounds and even a movie quotes audio category, twas the team in the corner --- This quiz is beyond any of you... RUN! --- that took home top spot and a case of MKE beer with a perfect score...

Yep, 83 from 83 points and looking smug as usual! They add this quiz to their list of themed event wins, along with our LOST quiz (and probably a couple of others too!) Congrats gang! 

Second place, went to the realm of men (and women) named Tom Bomba-dildos, featuring Elrond-deez nutz! who were just a couple of points back on 81...

And they were so special that they even got two photos taken...

THE PRECIOUS!!

And that brought us to the ever-coveted "best Middle Earth team name award". As usual, hotly contested and queeps did not disappoint the Quizmaster come name-reading time. Some honorable mentions included...

• 1 cock ring to rule them all
• Helms deep.... in you mom
• My dad found all the bilbos
• Smokin' on that Old Toby with my Nazguls
• Just the Pipp-in to see if you like it

But ultimately our team name champs were Ask your doctor is Erebor is right for you...

Obviously dick jokes are always winners in our eyes :)

Thanks to all the dwarves, elves, men and more that participated. We're sure LOTR quizzing will return next January!

Our Walking Dead Quiz is coming on February 22nd! More themed events will be announced in due course!

Sunday January 25th, 2015 scores:

1. 83 This quiz is beyond any of you... RUN!
2. 81 Tom Bomba-dildos, featuring Elrond-deez nutz!
3. 76 Lord of the cock rings
4. 73 Melkor's Squad
5. 71 1 cock ring to rule them all
6. 69 Goblin the hobbit hole
7. 67 Helms deep.... in you mom
8. 66 My dad found all the bilbos
9. 64 Ask your doctor is Erebor is right for you
10. 62 Peter Jackson should be ashamed of himself for the three Hobbit films
11. 62 Sackville-Baggins suck
12. 61 Smokin' on that Old Toby with my Nazguls
13. 61 Winning trivia anduin your mom
14. 55 Just the Pipp-in to see if you like it
15. 54 A day may come when the courage of Milwaukee fails... when we forsake our Quizmaster.... and stop playing trivia... but it is not this day
16. 49 It comes in pints?!
17. 48 All those who wander are not lost
18. 45 Pippin aint easy
19. 46 "Filthy hobbitses" is the most popular search term on middle-earth-porn.com

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The Walking Dead Quiz is Feb. 22nd!

HUMANS!!

Back by popular demand, The Walking Dead quiz nite hits the Loaded Slate on Sunday February 22nd....

The quiz will test human's knowledge on the popular AMC TV series, with just a little comic book knowledge thrown into the mixer as well. The quiz night specials at Loaded Slate will be announced at a later date.

The quiz will be our second Walking Dead trivia showdown following our event at Jack's American Pub in 2014.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and drink while you think!

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

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"One Quiz to Rule Them All" is January 25th!

We're pleased to announce that our second all-Middle Earth quiz will be Sunday January 25th at the Milwaukee Ale House....

J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson fans alike will be watering at the mouth over this quiz. Covering a range of book and movie (although mostly movie) knowledge, this 30-question trivia extravaganza will encompass all of Middle Earth, so bring a large group to tackle this one.

Regular prizes will be up for grabs for first and second place, as well as the "best Middle Earth team name". As with most of our themed quizzes, this one will be $5 per man, elf or dwarf, all payable to the (quiz)master of the realm on the night. If you're unable to pay then YOU SHALL NOT QUIZ.

The Ale House will run $3 pints of its delicious craft brews (select varieties) as well as $8 pitchers. Yummy stuff! See you all there.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and drink while you think!

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

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Trivia League Table

- Started: week of Nov. 10th, 2014

- Ends: week of Dec. 15th, 2014

- Last day to tally a score: Sunday Dec. 21st (at MKE Ale House)

- Each team's six best scores will be counted

- Team's will be limited to three BIG scores (from quizzes featuring the QUEEL, a wager round or double or nothing). Such scores are indicated in the league table below in BOLD.

- Teams must post three regular scores (from a total of 50 points)
 
PRIZES WILL BE:

1st Place:
3 cases of yummy Sprecher Brewery beer + $200 in Quizmaster venue gift cards

2nd Place:
2 cases of Sprecher + $100 in Quizmaster venue gift cards

3rd Place:
1 case of Sprecher + $100 Quizmaster venue gift card

"Team that played the most but obviously isn't very smart":
$100 Quizmaster venue gift card

NOTE: number of times teams have played are in parentheses after their total score...

Rank	Team	01	02	03	04	05	06							Total
1	Gruber = Snape?	47	48	52	49	63	61							320 (10)
2	Beer Buddies	43	38	37	47	76	60							301 (6)
3	Perfect Pints	58	42	52	63	41	44							300 (8)
4	Firefoxes	53	32	43	39	54	57							278 (10)
5	E=MC Hammer	47	43	43	44	73	-							250
6	Three Dudes...	43	37	48	58	39	-							225
7	Mosbius	42	33	39	44	39	27							224 (6)
8	Fuckin Wolverine	56	49	47	59	-	-							211
9	Just the Two of Us__	37	32	38	50	33	-							190
10	RickDeez Nutz	43	41	51	35	-	-							170
11	Scrambled Eggs	53	56	54	-	-	-							163
12	Spaude Pawdy	39	35	26	37	-	-							137
13	Murder Birds	36	43	41	-	-	-							120
14	Ridder Radio Now	33	36	38	-	-	-							107
15	Suck It Trebek	33	36	31	-	-	-							100
16	Manhole Explosion	51	41	-	-	-	-							92
17	The Quizticles	33	38	16	-	-	-							87
18	Jungle Book Fever	37	35	-	-	-	-							72
19	The Ineffectuals	38	-	-	-	-	-							38

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