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Treat Yo Self to Parks and Rec trivia! Coming this May!

Thursday, April 25, 2019

If your friend made you watch all 8 Harry Potter movies and then come to one of our Harry Potter quiz but you don't even like Harry Potter... then this quiz is for you!

Our Parks and Recreation quiz is back and coming to a bar near you this May/June. So gather up your team and TREAT YO SELF to this unique event! Just remember, hoes before bros, uteruses before duderuses, ovaries before brovaries!

Current locations include...
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Tuesday May 28th...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
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Wednesday May 29th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Waukesha, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday May 30th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Pizza, Upstairs, Minneapolis, MN
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Sunday June 2nd...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 5:00pm: Colectivo Lakefront Cafe, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: SportClub, Milwaukee, WI
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Parks and Rec team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of March 2019

Monday, April 01, 2019


The Office Trivia
- I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The Astirds
- Let's INK my stink
- Shut Up Toby
- I'm Date Mike, Nice to Meet me
- Snip Snap Snip Snap
- Here Comes Treble
- The only thing I’m scared of is gettin a boner
- Scrantonicity 2, not scrantonicity, which we are no longer a part of
- No it’s not Ashton Kutcher, it’s Kevin Malone - equally handsome, equally smart
- Pam Pam and her Pam Pams
- Little Kid Lovers
- Dwight, you ignorant slut!!!!! (
- I come from a land down Dunder
- Suck it" (
- Threat Level Midnight
- Pretzel Day always leaves me with frosting on my face... that's what she said.
- My name is not Shirley (surely)
- Justice Beaver
- Bailer? I hardly know her
- Serenity By Jan
- RIP Andy's Scrotum
- Date Mike, Nice to meet me
- Bippity Boppity, give us the zoppity
- The Oaky Afterbirths
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Milwaukee Meredith Palmer Memorial Clelbrity rabies avareness pro-am trivia night for the cure
- Toby is the scranton strangler
- Beets by Dwight
- If they catch us, they will rape us
- Slum dunder-mifflinaires
- Prison Mike's Prison Bitches
- WL Hung
- Michael's 4th Vasectomy
- http://www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts
- Bushiest beaver
- Creed’s Worm Guys
- Scott/Schrute 2020
- Like I told my trivia team, I only apologize if I think I’m wrong. And if they don’t like it, they can leave
- Tan almost everywhere…jan almost everywhere
- Did Daryll Touch You, Too?
- If I Can't Scuba, Then What's This All Been About?
- Dial 'M' for Muckduck
- Snip snap snip snap snip snap
- Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
- This trivia is hard! That's what she said!
- G.A.I. - Guy's Afternoon In... no, an hour long shower with guys
- Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
- Well, well, well... how the turntables
- Kevin's Dead Turtle
- Mose money, Mose problems
- Serenity by Jan
- Team Voldemort
- B.O.B.O.D.D.Y.
- Kevin and the Zits

42 Ale House 
- I am the walrus kukukachu
- John’s Hancock
- 6 astronauts walk into a bar
- Lori loughlin needs Jussie smolletts lawyer

Ale Station
- Better late than pregnant
- The ol' college try
- The Scranton Stranglers
- The Whoopdedoos
- Tickle me Ben

Bank Shot
- Functional Alcoholics
- R Kelly Peed on #MeToo
- Oh fuck we need a team name!
- Le Tits Now
- 3 Young Tarts and 2 Old Farts

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Bucks, beers, babies...battlestar galactica
- Just a testicle looking for its Armstrong
- Bathroom sandwich
- Let’s get quizical
- O-TOWN, Motown, Holiday Inn

Bilda's Freiss Lake Pub
- I bet nobody can wife-carry my walrus of a mother in law
- Master Bates Motel Cum One Cum All
- Any Hancock'll do
- Ouzo good to Dwayne my Johnson

Black Husky Brewing
- From Full House to the Big House #FreeAuntBecky
- It’s not Madonna, it’s Britney bitch!
- Trump thinks cholera is just Spanish for color

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- We saw Elvis at the gas station
- Anagram - "Eat Me, Man" I said to my boyfriend
- What does Lori Laughlin and sucking dick have in common? They both helped the Olson Twins get into Harvard.
- Who needs OBJ? I take the Browns to the Super Bowl every day.
- Evander Holyfield's Ear with some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti
- Put these animals in order of how much pussy they slay: horse, dog, donkey, human
- What's the difference between a White Russian and a Black Russian? Trick question. There are NO black Russians.
- Damn! Britney Spears all over this bitch!
- The official drink of West Allis is jizz!

Caffrey's Pub
- Who kicked the dogs out? Who who who who who
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Laces out Dan!
- Our parents didn’t vaccinate us
- McCauley Culkin was home alone with Michael Jackson
- Russia still did it

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- I’m Embarrassed we Knew Pluto Nash
- Two Girls One Poop
- Psst yu-kon tur-nip my fishsticks
- We Like your John Mayer Playlist
- FDR’s mom was an Anti Vaxxer
- Tarzan’s Revenge for Harambe
- Let’s terminate your box with Rolly’s Fingers
- Sofaking Dumb

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- 90210h my god, Luke Perry RIP
- Plop-plop-goose poop
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Rollie didn't just finger the IRS, he fucked 'em
- Camp bar trivia is in-tents

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Where Does Benedict Arnold Get His Groceries...Trader Joes???
- It takes a Magnum to Make Mona Lisa Smile
- Nihilism: Playing against Low Brow on Monday Night Trivia
- Trapped in R. Kelly's Closet
- Mueller Fucker, Iditarod in my Pants
- Idaho? You Da Hoe!
- Cooper Manning Should Have Been a Blow Job

Club 400
- Stephen Hawkins school of dance
- I thought this was speed dating...
- Tequila Mocking Bird
- We suck worse than them
- With a hint of Holyfield
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow
- At least we have street smarts.

Colectivo
- Billie Jean was my lover and the child is mine
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- Two hot flashes and a combover

Compass Bar
- Mmmmmmmmmmmilk
- We Wish We Were Good With Wood
- Yes, Virginia, You Can Buy Your Way Into Yale

Hog and Kisses
- Bone Thrust

Izzy Hops
- Fe-Fi-Fo-FUCK
- I Moana Eat Uranus
- Tucker Carlson Needs To Tuck It Back
- Olivia Nut-ton John
- Bill O'Reilly's cul-de-sac

Jack's American Pub
- Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em Mash 'em Stick 'em in a stew
- She was a boy, he was a girl.
- Tyler Perry please stop making movies.
- Mitch, show us your titties, we got beads
- The Dick Cheese Curds
- Does a rim job count as a ring around Uranus?
- Bet Ur-Anus on us!
- I Want to drive Miss Daisy all night long.
- Aunt Becky's First Book: College Bribes to Prison Time
- The most consumed nuts are... Deez Nuts
- Mike Who Cheese Hairy
- The Big HOUSE just got FULLER
- My parents have never had sex (no really I’m adopted)

Loaded Slate
- Way more than Dos Equis
- The center for kids who can’t read good
- Brett Favre dick pics
- Saint pat me day
- Lori Loughlin Paid us to do her daughters trivia
- I am a man with 15 cats, hit me up on tinder
- Gotta love a cream pie
- Our brackets bring all the boys to the yard
- I'll acme pack my cocker spaniel into her jazz
- Nobody likes holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't stand for them
- Fuck my bracket in the ass

McFleshman's
- My mom paid a 50$ bribe to get me into UW-Oshkosh, But That Didn't Make the News
- Aunt Becky's Crew Team
- The Recipients of the Lori Laughlin Scholarship
- It's not semen, it's blood
- Despacito makes me want to punch someone in the laryngeal prominence
- Pabst Schmere

McGillycuddy's
- Lick us on facebook
- Reunion sex party
- The rings around Uranus smell bad
- Deez nutz are the 6th most consumed
- Gayla loves a 12” Arkansas toothpick

Milwaukee Ale House
- Is that the program with the puppets that live in the barrio? I love that show!
- "Au" going to the Mt Bushmore tonight?
- Deep fried cheese nerds
- I'm cummin out of Bristol Palin
- Lot's of people pregnant cuz of these songs
- The Wild Dingleberries
- Free Willy murdered my childhood
- This bumping baseline is getting me aroused
- Full House Arrest
- Lichtenstein my eggplant emoji
- Ouzo from my eggplant

MAM After Dark
- Our Host: If Zach Galifianakis and Harry Potter Had a Baby
- Hi...Our Name Is...What? Our Name is...Who?
AIM Me, Dude!
- Winnings Go to Bail Money for Aunt Becky
- Curtis E. Flush
- Coming Soon: Space Jam 2/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 4 starring Michael Zordon
- Urkel Was the Original Hipster
- I Think I'm Ready For a Napster (Don't Sue Lars!)

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- Stop, My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- You should consult a doctor if there are rings in Uranus
- Uranus is one of the gas giants
- No means maybe?
- Mama called us Hugh glass mistakes
- Adolph is one saxy guy
- I’m on spring break! Buy me a shot!
- We shave our cul de sacs
- None of your beeswax
- Ball de sac
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow

New Berlin Ale House
- Fee-fi-toe-cancer
- Our cheese name wasn't gouda enough
- It takes more than a dollar to get into Yale
- Oh nuts, where's my toothpick
- We're not smarter than a 5th grader
- If quizzes are quizzical... what are tests?

Newsroom Pub
- Cherry Pi and her Big Remainder
- Promiscuous Ex-Presidents

O'Lydias
- Aunt Becky's money cant even make us smart
- Nerds of Anarchy
- Jussie Smollet's Stuck In A Pinocchio World
- Collusion Delusion!
- Jussie Smollet's Lawyers

Raised Grain Brewing
- I was told there would be no math.
- DJ Scoot Scoot Mega Party
- Stephen Hawkings School of Dance

Rally Time, West Bend
- Nothing Lasts Forever, Except The Winters in Wisconsin
- Multiple Scoregasms
- Dwayne Johnson's House Of Hair
- Denver Momlettes

Red Lion Pub
- 2 girls 1 Han Solo Cups
- Poo Fighters
- Staff Infections

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Clearly not giving up trivia for Lent
- Everybody needs cheesus

SportClub
- Jizzmaster
- My corned beef brings all the boys to the yard
- Bribing our way to 1st like Ivy league admissions
- They need these tequila shots like Trump needs a confidence boost
- The penis mightier than the sword

Three Lions Pub
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Long cool elderly woman behind the counter in a small town also wearing a black dress
- Seals have always been part of animal crackers. Do not consume if seal is broken.
- Trivia Newton John

The Tosa Tavern
- It's Fat Thursday!
- If Barbie was made of PVC, what would her Breast Milk be?
- The Croc-a-gals
- Tom Cruise should have died in Jerry McGuire
- One point from a good time
- I've got a rocket man in my pocket
- Our Pants are Full of Wet Raspberry Tarts
- Better to go solo than to win the lotto commando in cockney rhyming slang
- My mother in law made us lose

Urban Beets, Downtown
- A drawing of a Christmas tree is the team name
- Bad @ Trivia , useful in other ways
- With 74 points, Giannis for Prez
- Rural turnips

Wauwatiki
- If we can be buried by anyone we want, bury me next to Jason Momoa
- Deez (Honey) Nuts
- Quiz Khalifas
- Scissor me timbers
- Aunt Becky, CUT-IT-OUT
- Your Boeing not staying up? Take some viagra

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants
- We No Knothing
- The Quizzarding Team of Whole Foods

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Already spent all my day light savings
- Jussie Smullets Mullet Hoax

Whole Foods, West Loop
- G. King, one. R. Kelly, zero.
- R. Kelly’s Hot New Track: “McDonalds I think About It Every Night and Day”
- Ain’t None of Yo’ Quizness
- Alexa Find Me a Wife
- Half a Million Would’ve Gotten My Kid into Hogwarts
- Justice 4 Aunt Becky
- Aunt Becky’s Bail Fund
- The Younger Version of Tiger Woods’ Parents
- Sharting Meerkats

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Stephen Hawking School of Dance

Quizzers Assemble! Marvel Trivia Night is this April...

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Hey everyone! 🕷It's quizzing time! 👊

Marvel trivia night is coming to select venues this April, the same week that Avengers: End Game hits theaters. HOWEVER, THERE WILL NOT BE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT AVENGERS: ENDGAME, so no need to worry about spoilers if you had not seen the film yet.

Content will mostly focus on the movies, but crossover comics knowledge will not hurt your chances of capturing the glory on this quiz.

Current locations include...
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Tuesday April 23rd...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 7:00pm: The Growler Run, Oregon City, OR
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Wednesday April 24th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Sunday April 28th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Wauwatiki, Wauwatosa, WI
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This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play. Some places will be free (you can call the venue ahead of time to find out if you really want to know)

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Questions Are Coming... Game of Thrones trivia is this April!

Thursday, March 07, 2019

Life hack: find someone who munches on a hunk of bread while looking at you the way Tormund does to Brienne.

Questions are coming... our Game of Thrones quiz is back, the week before the new season of GOT debuts! Questions will encompass all seven seasons of the Seven Kingdoms so far and will be almost exclusively TV-based (sorry, book nerds).

Current locations include...
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Sunday April 7th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 5:00pm: Black Husky Brewing, Milwaukee, WI
- 6:00pm: Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI
- 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
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Tuesday April 9th...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 7:00pm: The Growler Run, Oregon City, OR
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
___________________________________________________

Wednesday April 10th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
___________________________________________________

Thursday April 11th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
___________________________________________________

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Game of Thrones team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play. Some places will be free (you can call the venue ahead of time to find out if you really want to know)

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of the Month - Feb 2019!

Monday, March 04, 2019

Harry Potter Trivia
- 2 Elves, One Sock
- You're gettin' on mi-nervas
- Unsoliciated Wand Pic
- Granger Zone
- We Hufflepuffed, but didn't inhale
- 10 pints for Gryffindor
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- Ron Voyage
- Umbridge is a Bitch
- HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
- Roonil Wazlib is my Porn Star Name
- School of Bitchcraft and Quizardry
- Viktor Krum on my face (72)
- Avoid R. Kelly's Chamber of Secrets
- Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets and I'll Parsel tongue you
- We don't give a Huffelfuck
- We may not be 10s but our moms say we're at least 9 3/4
- It's TriviOsa, not TriviosA
- Griffindorable
- WINgardium Triviosa
- 99 Problems, Golden Snitch Ain't One
- Parseltongue My Way Into Your Chamber of Secrets
- Neville Gonna Give You Up, Neville Gonna Let You Down
- The insufferable know-it-alls the
- Neville gonna give you up Neville gonna give you up, Neville gonna let you down
- We were the first to make myrtle moan
- The team who must not be named
- Son of a Snitch
- Butterbeer is brewed with corn syrup
- We solemnly swear our trivia team is no good
- The Treacle Tart who tried to make Longbottom Hungarian Horntail Love Good
- Dobby is a Free Elf, Bitch
- Neville Gonna Give you Up, Neville Gonna Let you Down, Neville Gonna Ron Around and Curse You
- Harry Porter 9.75 ABV (like Platform 93/4)
- Granger? I hardly know her!
- Accio Beer
- Snapes on a Plane
- Gryffindorks
- The Little Snitches
- Alas, Earwax
- Knock, Knock, Knock-in on Dumble's Door
- Hit It and Quidditch
- Your momma's so far her patronus is a cake
- Makin Myrtle's Moan
- Wanna Slytherin? That's what she said
- Hogwarts, a Quiztery
- Easy Peasy Lemon Weasley

42 Ale House
- If you need a date tomorrow text 920-841-2995 #foreveralone
- She must have frank polyjuice potion, because she didn’t look like that last night
- Abraham lincoln furby hunters

Ale Station 
- Our Mom's Made Us Come (To Trivia)
- Modern Menopausal Women Who Cant Spell

Bank Shot 
- My Grandma Doesnt Wrestle, but You Should See Her Box
- Riding Me Rubicon Style
- I Thought This Was Speed Dating
- Great Minds Drink Alike

Bavarian Bierhaus 
- Turnips for what?
- Date knights of the round table

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Weirdly Wet Wine Witches
- Jim's Meat Market. We Beat Your Meat for Less
- America's Moist Wanted

Black Husky Brewing
- “P’Canada, the 10th P country
- Terrible at trivia, terrific at tamales
- Schindler’s making his list and checking it twice

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- In 2019, which female set the Guiness World Record for the highest pants worn? Quizmaster Katelin
- Opening Day in 50 Days!
- Why was the snowman smiling? The snowblower was coming!
- I hope the next 6 inches I get... isn't snow!
- I'll fill in the blank if the blank is your mouth
- My turtle dick is waiting for spring
- Robert Kraft's Dill Pickle Dry Rub

Caffrey's Pub
- Tom Brady Still Kisses His Kids on the Mouth
- They Call Me Daddy
- Balls to the Hoop
- A Horse with No Name
- Better late than pregnant
- The cream filled Twinkie hustlers
- I wish this microphone was a penis (HA!)
- Soft and ready

Camp, Shorewood
- These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty
- Tom Hanks Totally Banged Wilson
- I'd Be A Villian Too If Jasmine Would Kiss Me
- It's A National Emergency! We Don't Know The Answers!
- They Used Fried Chicken To Lure Trump Out Of The Tub, But Not Because He Was Stuck

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Super Mario Bros Before Hoes
- This Popcorn Is Making Me Thirsty
- A Crocodile with Ereptile Dysfunction
- When Robert goes Downey on me I have a genetically modified orgasm
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Team Quizlamabad
- Rollie Fingers My B-Side With Taft's Butter
- Slide into your DMs like the Trojan Horse
- Robert Kraft's Day Spa

Camp Bar, Tosa
- The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Adam Levine's Nipples
- I call my penis Edelweiss, cuz every morning it greets me!
- Will Smith’s Genie “Blue” Himself
- Say what you want about pedophiles… but at least they drive slow through school zones
- You won’t get to see these tears I cry, behind these Buscemi eyes
- The 6th most used rock in my home... crack
- R Kelly Prefers 42% of the Population
- The Trojan Horse was only 99.99% effective
- I thought Robert Kraft was against taking a knee

Club 400
- My drinking team has a trivia problem.
- Titanic Swim Team

Compass Bar
- ABV stands for awesome butt videos
- Christopher Walken? More Like Christopher Flyin

Izzy Hops
- What was worse for California, the wildfires or Adam Levine's shitty tattoo?
- Too Confident After the First Two Questions
- Bitch better have my Monet

Jack's American Pub
- "Kissing your dad on the lips isn't gay" - Tom Brady
- Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
- Dwight Howard's loose glutes
- Does the pope shit on the woods
- Black Friday? More like blackout Tuesday

Loaded Slate
- The polar mother fing vortex
- Pick six Brett Favre dick pics
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Adam Levine’s nipples
- Daddy’s little mistakes
- Happy alentines day. I’m saving the v for later
- The Asians who escaped from the Robert Kraft day spa
- Daddy schlong legs

McFleshman's
- Love is patient, love is kind, love will blow you in the Oval Office
- Don't Complain about not having a Valentine on Valentine's day, some people don't have a groundhog on groundhogs day.
- The Jussie Smollett Performance Art Collective
- You Can Keep Your Essential Oils, but Please Vaccinate Your F***ing Kids

McGillycuddy's 
- Nothing sucks like a Hoover
- Fyre Team
- It’s so cold outside, my nipples could key a car

Milwaukee Ale House
- Nancy Pelosisis fuck you clap
- It was only the second date so she refused to winkle my picker
- Jeff bezos pecker problem
- Professor plum, with the candlestick, in the butt
- Condoms and rattlesnakes: two things we don’t fuck with
- The only national emergency is *my* southern border
- One wall, that’s all
- Tide pods for summer bods
- More like Christopher flyin, am I right?

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Slim Eats 7 Meals a Day, and By Meals, I Mean Ass

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- A little boy, fat man, and baby walk into a bar
- Snow blower, I barely know her
- We weren’t the wieners but we weren’t the Wurst
- Jeffrey dahmers house of ribs
- College educated, but dumb
- Vincent Van Gogh fuck yourself
- Something rude, crude, or lewd
- Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo
- I snowplowed your mom last night
- Bob krafts deflated balls
- Suck my spotted dick
- Dumbass! Party of one!

New Berlin Ale House
- Have no fear the alcoholics are here
- Eat my wienerschitzel
- El Chapo not so macho
- I'd rather be sleeping
- French guys know Monet v. Monet
- Ma! The meatloaf! 15th
- I thought spotted dick was a venereal disease
- Clever team name 6th

O'Lydias
- Why must only one hour be happy?
- Jussie Smollet, the first American to scam Nigerians

Raised Grain Brewing
- The Royal Mounting of Nas’s Child Support

Rally Time, West Bend
- Fish Taco In My Pocket
- Kill The Malaysian Prime Minister

Red Lion Pub
- North by Northwest; not the first time someone's climaxed on a presidents face.
- Nancy Pelosi gave Trump the Clap 2nd: The Bartenders Said if you read this out loud our Pitchers are Free
- S'mores shots? I haven't even had one
- Quiz in my Pants
- Rumple Foreskin

Second Salem Brewing 
- Here for a good time not a Valentine
- Lost my date found a beer
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SportClub
- Cupid’s Contraceptives, Inc
- We are two exhausted parents who managed to get a babysitter tonight. We want to get drunk, win a prize, and Uber home…for the love of God
- Smollet’s Master Bating
- Johnny Unitas Scored on Your Mom
- Fyre Fest 2
- Why do I live here
- Ferris Meuller's Day Off
- Ignorant sluts
- I drink and I know things
- Found out the name of the girl on the tenth floor

The Tosa Tavern
- Sharts and Jarts
- There's nothing better than Terry Bradshaw in a pair of heels
- You brought your baby to a grocery store?
- Even Nancy Pelosi wouldn't clap for us
- The Stupid Cupids
- I am Sofa King, We Todd Edd
- Michael Jackson banged grimace on Skull Island

Three Lions Pub
- Shatner? I barely knew her!
- Not 1st, but how about Best Team Name?
- Who cares what the plural of Prius is? No one has more than one.

Urban Beets, Downtown
- Sake it to me
- Infowars is real!
- Everyday We’re Brusselin’
- Free Melania
- “And in First Place with 250 Points!”
- Aaron Burr Did Nothing Wrong

Urban Beets, Tosa
- This Beets Workin'

Wauwatiki
- O'Trivia Newton John
- Michael Cohen-Oscopy
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Bitch Belize

Whole Foods, West Loop 
- A Pelosi Clap to All My Haters
- Tandem Bike Wedgie
- We Cheated and Looked Names Up Online
- R Kelly’s McDonald’s Fund

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- I CANT BELIEVE WE JUST WON BEST TEAM NAME!!

The Office Trivia Night is Going to be Big... That's What She Said!

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

The Office trivia night hits select pubs and bars this March. If you're a little stitious we suggest you arrive early for this one as it tends to fill up fast. Most venues are not taking reservation - but are first-come, first-serve.

Questions for this one will be spread far and wide... that's what she said. And all Little Kid Lovers are welcome too.

Current locations include...
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Sunday March 10th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Shorewood, WI
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Wauwatosa, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
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Tuesday March 12th...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Wednesday March 13th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday March 28th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best The Office team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.


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