MKE League Table

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The league table below is current after seven weeks of league play (as of October 15th, 2017).

Our top 20 teams will be invited to our post-tournament. The top ten 10 will get a table reserved while all other teams are first-come, first-serve.

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.

What's Your Beer I.Q.?

Do you like beer? Do you like trivia? Do you like beer trivia and all related things, including Milwaukee beer? If so, we've got just the event for you!

The Milwaukee Brewing Company celebrates 20 years of delicious beer this month and are asking us to put on a special one-time, one-venue quiz for beer nerds (and their friends). You won't be able to play this quiz anywhere else but the Milwaukee Ale House, one of our long-serving venues...

Join us on Wednesday October 11th from 7-9 p.m. for a special beer quiz, covering all kinds of topics, including beer history, beer in pop culture (like movies, TV, music and more), advertising, craft and local beer, and more! Plus there will be $2.50 original recipe Milwaukee Brewing Co. pints too!

And while there will be a few questions to test the most die-hard beer buffs, this quiz will draw from many general topics so even the most lightweight beer fans can give it a good tackle. You can RSVP for the event HERE.

Best Team Names of September

"Are You Ready For Some Football Trivia"
- Slob on my Cobb
- Calvin's Johnson
- The Bears still suck
- Move it football head... hey Arnold
- Stafford is overpaid
- Drink apple juice, OJ will kill you
- Gronk boat party
- Hurricane Ditka... too soon? 
- Tittsburgh Feelers

Bavarian Bierhaus

- We drink and we know things 

- Clean and jerk on my lady lumps

Brass Monkey
- Irma to Harvey: Hold My Beer
- It's Classical Music Month: I'll Be Bach..."
- Periodic Table Dancers
- Houston's Swim Team
- Irma - The Heart of the Ocean
- If We Win We Will Send Elton John to North Korea to Play Rocketman for Kim Jung Un Live
- We Knelt the Whole Quiz

Camino
- Vincent Van Gough Fuck Yourself
- No ones gotten a handjob in cargo pants since Nam
- Who would've thought someone named Irma would get us so wet?
- The Real Patio Wives of Camino

- The head, the shaft and the Balls

- Team Irmagodden

- The Real Ex-Patio Wives of Camino
- The Real Patio Wives of Camino

- Let's Go Back to the Clinton Era, When Kneeling Was Acceptable

Camp Bar Shorewood
- Toilet paper ain't shit
- The Real Housewives of Fatty, WI
- I Told A Girl I Was Hung Like A Newborn...8 lbs. and 13 in. Long
- I'll Show Up Before Halftime - Famous Last Words 
- Back When Clinton Was The President, He Didn't Mind If You Took A Knee
- Where Is Dennis Rodman When You Need To Negotiate With North Korea

- My Girlfriend Is Taking A Knee But She is Not Protesting

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- 11 girls, 1 cup
- 9/11 Jokes Are Just Plane Wrong

- Tampa Refugees #IRMAGERD

- Two Things I Don't Fuck With: Snakes and Condoms
- We ate kale at Pizza Hut before it was cool

- Fucking Sick of 2nd Place

- The Sword is strong, but the penis mightier

Camp Bar Tosa
- Hole Lotta Love on the Starship

- Maybe She's Born with It... Maybe It's Herpes

- Awkward First Date

- Simple Folk, You Know... Morons

- E for Effort

- Yeah Right There Isn't a Fatty in Wisconsin?

- Tiger Woods happy meal...is a Spice Girl

- We will flash you for $10

- Kohler is the Shit

- Marzipan comes from deez nuts

- The Full Monty Wasn't as Big in Siberia

- I Thought Trump Liked People Getting on their Knees for Him
 

Colectivo
- Corgi Butts

- Not So Bad For a Swingers Meeting

- Vincent Van Gogh F*** Yourself 

- We Should Have Stayed In Instead

- Ted Cruzing For Porn

- It's Only a First Date...

- Hopefully Doing Better Than Topsy the Elephant

Hogs and Kisses
- Our couch pulls out, but we Don't
- A burnette a ginger and a blonde walk into a bar

- Washington foreskins

Jack's American Pub

- If they were to name Hurricane Harvey "Hurricane Death Megatron 3000" maybe those dumbasses would have evacuated

- Strictly butt stuff
- Centipedes Never Skip Leg Day
- Alex Trebek is a Smug Twat
- Obama Can Sit on my Throne Whenever he Wants.
- Too soon for hurricane jokes... wait for everything to blow over

- We're as good at trivia as we are at unclasping bras

- Ed Gein's Custom Upholstery + Shades

- This quiz brought to you by kitten mittens. We're making a quieter cat

- Al Gore invented Quizmaster Trivia
- You're a Quizzard, Harry
 

JBs on 41

- Neopolitan (red, white, and brown)

- Toilet, Always a Good Answer
- We Love our Timeshare in Dickless, Florida

- Numbnuts from Nambia

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Fewer teams and we still can't win
- The Ted Cruz social media interns
- Irma let u finish, but Harvey was the biggest storm of the year
- Bill Clinton's secret service code name: Tenacious D
- How many moons are on Uranus

The Loaded Slate
- What do you call a person that plays the tuba? A virgin
- Pissed on my rug
- Milwaukee street car named frustration
- We handled Ryan Braun's urine sample

Lucky Chance
- The Caffeinated Sloths

- It's Complicated 

- When Did Masturbation Become an Olympic Sport and Where Do I Sign Up?

McGillycuddy's

- My boss is having an affair and I don't know who to tell

- Rattlesnakes and condoms- 2 things I don't f around with

- You know nothing of trivia Jon Snow
- What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's an R, but it's the C
- Enrique Iglesias Waterskiing Naked
- Nine Inch Males

Milwaukee Ale House
- BJ my Birdie for the Money Shot

- Where is Dennis Rodman when you have to negotiate with Kim Jong Un?
- I Will Totally Destroy Any North Korean Trivia Team Tonight

- Avada Ka-Damn Girl!

- I Bet You Think This Quiz Is About You

- The Hardest Question To Answer is "Team Name"

- Wish I Could Dance Like Quiz Master

- I’m Sincerely Mourning My Trivia Score

- Paul My Finger, Quizmaster Extraordinaire

- Are You Ascribing Gender to a Bee? It’s 2016!

Milwaukee Brat House

- I Thought This Was Speed Dating?
- Brunei the Sultan Guy (to the tune of Bill Nye the Science Guy)

- Pepperoni Nipples
- IRMA-Gehrd

- Anonymous Drunkin Teachers
- Scott Walker's Bald Spot
- The Austrian Oak has No Cred on Lesbos
- Ball Sack, Illinois- Real or Fake
- GIGANTIC ASSES
 

New Berlin Ale House
- Stop! Quiz Time...
- Life give you questions, Google give you answers
- I'm sorry Ms. Jackson...I am four eels. I am several fish and not a guy
- It was all Dan Marion's fault, everyone knows that. LACES OUT!

O'Lydias
- I thought Wisconsin was the official state of the curds!
- Speakeasy and carry a stiff drink
- Wer'e sofa kingdom

- I shaved my pubes for this?! 

- Thanksgiving (3 Guys & an Indian)
- First or last, we don't want the shirts

- Marriage: the dark place from which nothing can escape

- Call me Harry Pothead cuz this Sorceror's stoned!

Red Rock Saloon
- Is your mom's name Irma, cos she blew me last night?
- The Only Thing Trump Likes on Their Knees is Women

Saz's State House
- Send doods not nudes
- Ted Cruz's Google history

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? 

The Tosa Tavern
- Used Zune for Sale
- Drinking till I've fallen and can't get up
- Irma-Gawd
- Enjoying our last trivia before North Korea kills us all
- Arti-Choke-It and Poke It

Uptown Tavern
- 2 Girls 1 Quiz

UWM Gasthaus
- It's a tubist, Ryan!

Von Trier
- 3 sausages and a waffle

Whiskey Bar
- Ted Cruz is honoring 9/11 by erecting a third tower

Bank Shot

Second Saturday of each month - 7pm (starting October 14th)

Bank Shot
34 N Main Street
Hartford, WI 53027 (map)
(262) 673-9998



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Prizes:
1st: $30 gift card
2nd: $20 gift card
Best team name: Free large pizza!

Quizmaster: TBA

Izzy Hops

Tuesdays 8pm (starting October 10th)

Izzy Hops
2311 N Murray Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53211 (map)
414-249-4489



izzyhops.com
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Specials
- $2-off select beers
- $4 Lunchboxes

Prizes:
1st: $30 gift card
2nd: $20 gift card
Best team name: $10 gift card

Quizmaster: TBA