You Quiz Or You Die... the Game of Thrones Quiz is March 30th!

As Tyrion said, "It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy." Well, our intuition at Quizmaster tells us that our quiz peeps will not have a problem getting a few drinks in them at the Game of Thrones Quiz on Sunday March 30th, 2014!

You Quiz Or You Die, as it's been dubbed, will be our latest specially-themed event for our Game of Thrones fans. Taking place at the new Milwaukee Beer Bistro, the events comes ahead of the new Games of Thrones season which debuts on April 17th, 2014.

Again this event will start at the earlier time of 5:30 p.m., with a regular duration of about two hours. The event will follow the standard Quizmaster format of six rounds (five questions per-round), but of course, it will all be GOT trivia!

The entry fee will be $5/person, due on the night. There is no need to RSVP but teams are advised to arrive a little early to grab a good seat!

Read More

Best Team Names of the Month - January 2013...

Brass Monkey

• Rectum? I Nearly Killed Him 
• Gary Coleman Lived a Short Life 
• My Girlfriend Keeps Saying I Need to Stop Being a Pedophile. Pretty Big Word for a 12 Year Old.
• The Government May Close, but My Legs Never Do!
• We Did Poorly in School. And Most Likely in Quizmaster Trivia.
• Liquor? I Barely Knew Her! 

Cafe Centraal

• I'm A Bieliber In Deportation
• Lesbian Barbie Comes In Her Own Box
• First Rule of Team Names Is You Don't Talk About Team Names!
• Bieber's Future Cellmates
• Erin Andrew Is A Thug
• Bieber's Egging is the Biggest Waste of Eggs Since Bieber's Conception
• In Last Place
• Team Names Are Dumb
• Hitler? I Hardly Know Her?
• Only 357 Shopping Days Til Christmas
• New Year, New Regrets

Cafe Hollander

• Guess What Came In The Mail Today? Me, I Ran Out Of Tissues
• The Polar Vortex Gives Me A Believable Excuse For Micropenis
• Three Ovaries And A Brovary
• Clearly I Need To Read More
• Fuzzy Door Productions Presents The Bush Twins
• It's So Cold Out I Just Keyed Someone's Car With My Nipples
• Vonn Has A Lot Of Time To Wash Tigers Balls 
• We Obviously have ADD
• Cold As Tits!!!!

Caffrey's Pub

• Baghdad Ass Up 
• Holy Witch-Tits and Warlock-Cocks, It's Cold!!
• Born in the Bathroom, Still the Shit
• Edward "Snowed-in"
• Jack Lewandowksi's # is 248-255-9004
• Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
• Sloppy Eighths 
• I don't do cocaine, I just like the smell

Camp Bar

• Oooooh! Nothing is more lovely than the periwinkle cliffs of Dover 
• Daft Drunk
• Malcom XXX's speech was "I have a Wet Dream!"
• We no sports good
• Real Futbol is kind of like Euro Disney
• We watched black porn in honor of MLK day
• We Came, We Saw, We Conquered....Trivia
• You're so vein, you probably think this quiz is about you.

Centennial

• Sarah Palin's Son, "Water Polo Palin"
• Nick Cage is the greatest actor of all time.

Club Garibaldi

• Chewbacca with a Spiral Perm
• Ms. Jackson Says: Plastic Bag it if you're nasty. 
• The weather outside is frightful but my ass hurts
• Steve Zissou's Aquatic Adventure
• You invited me in for coffee and I ended up sucking your Polar Vortex
• Be gentle, it's our first time

Fixture Brewing Company

• I Drank The Sizzurp And Now I Have The Beieber Feaver!!!
• On A Night This Cold, Who Wouldn't Want A HOT CARL?
• Shouldn't It Be Called "Un-Planned Parenthood?"
• Self Cleaning Dutch Ovens
• Is It In Yet?
• Chlamydia Is My Favorite Flower
• My Mom Sucks At Wrestling But You Should See Her Box
• Farting In My Fancy Coat

Fox River House

• Biebs Underground Racing Crew
• Even with -50 degree wind chill, I’d rather drink and do trivia than drink and watch the State of the Union
• Your mom has the prettiest face I've ever cum upon 
• It seems like the team with the longest name always wins, which is bullshit, Bill

The Highbury

• I've got a "Hard Rock" in my pants!
• Rattlesnakes and Condoms: Two things I don't fuck with 
• Mating, Dating, and Masturbating
• Three blacks, an asian, and a token caucasian
• Quiz me Quizmaster :)
• When does karaoke start?
• Jay Cutler re-signed = 7 more years of The Bears Still Suck.
• Absolute Zero is signing Jay Cutler to a 7 year extension

Jack's American Pub

• Quizzard Sleeves 
• I'm the best cornerback in the league! 
• "Just give me the damn ten dollars for best team name already"
• Cram it up your cram-hole, Lafleur
• Lombardi Went to Jared
• Pocahontas was an eleven year old man

Loaded Slate

• 007 Goldfingered My Octopussy 
• 1 Call, That's All
• I Love Squirters 
• Fast 6: J Biebs' Joy Ride
• Justin Bieber: Very Loose Butthole
• Bieber's Butt Buddies
• James and the Giant Dick
• Messier Than a Coat Hanger Abortion 
• Larry Sanders' Bottle Service
• Crouching Tiger Hidden Cucumber
• Marilyn Manson was My Babysitter 
• Incest: A Game the Whole Family Can Play
• What's My Mothaf**kin' Name (Ja Rule voice)
• Hey Quizmaster, Stop Breaking Ja Rules

Major Goolsby's

• How Does Moses Make Coffee? Hebrews it!

McGillycuddy's

• Early Orgasm - The Rest Of Our Team Is Coming Later
• Taint Of The Union Roses Are Red, Violets Are Shy, Bite The Pillow Bitch, I'm Going In Dry 
• If Russia IS The Motherland And Germany Is The Fatherland, Was WWII Domestic Violence? 
• I Love To Watch Children At The Playground Run and Yell, But They Don't Know I'm Using Blanks
• They're Real And They're Spectacular
• Phuck Michigan - Nothing Silent About It
• Wanna See My Payton Manthing
• Is It OK To Tell Yo Mama Jokes At An Orphanage? 
• Wanna Hear A Joke? Women's Sports. 
• What DO You Call The Quizmaster's Cum Towel? A Krispy Kreame
• Who Needs A Pick-Up Line When You Can Just Lick Someone's Face?

Miller Time Pub

• It's Cold in Westown and the Wizards aren't Lion!
• Lesbihonest, MyCy Rules 
• Victorious Secret 
• Test Icicles

Milwaukee Brat House

• When I don't shave, I have a black forest... in my pants
• What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock in a girl's ass.
• Elton John's is the real queen of England 
• I have a GIANT wad of dong... in my pants
• What's the vietnamese word for cock?!?
• Muck like Barbie, my dong is anatomically impossible
• I wish I had a British accent
• Holy Schlitz it's cold out there
• My thermostat reads negative fuck off

Mulligans Irish Pub

• We Were on a Break
• Boobs are great! We have 8...
• My mom's playlist...Not!
• What do they do with dead chemists? They Barium.
• Our couches pull out but our Husbands don't
• Havana Omelette

New Berlin Ale House

• New Jersey Bridge TrafficI
• t's Not Gay If It's A 3-Way
• Tie Breaker: Snowball Fight
• We Cheated For Eighth Place

O'Lydias

• State of the Union: Meh 
• Pharrel's Arby's Hat 
• Guys, Macklemore Sucks. Seriously. 
• Beiber's Going Back to Canada
• Yay! I'm getting deported! You best Belieber!
• If you had as many dicks coming out of you as you had sticking in you, you would look like a damn porcupine!
• My Girlfriend's 3 Feet Tall and I'm Nuts Over Her!
• Cool Runnings 2014
• Chris Christie like a bridge over troubled water
• Chris Christie should be the new spokesperson for tampax
• Ripley's believe it or not: We looked up everything on our cellphones
• Dickless for Michael Chiklis
• Started from the bottom now we're here... at the bottom.

Panther Pub

• Raber Rogers Rapers
• Mogadishu Mogadishu
• My dad's mustache is older than me!

Red Rock Saloon

• You can't spell Hoboken without HOBO
• Justin Bieber - the new Miley Cyrus or the next Paul Walker 
• I have a dreamcast
• The 2 states that legalized pot are getting together for a "Super Bowl"
• Blind Prostitutes: ya gotta hand it to 'em
• Salvador Dali Parton's surreal boob job
• Sacajewea is a great coin... to masturbate too
• It only burns when I pee
• North Korea is the happiest place on Earth

Riverwest Filling Station

• South Side Missed Connections
• George Bush Paints Nudes
• Al Zheimers Will Be Rocky's Final Opponent
• It's Not the Size of the Polar Vortex that Counts...

St. Francis Brewery

• The Walking Talking Stephen Hawkings
• Our Stradivarius is Playing Us a Crying Tune
• "Just Eat It"...That's What She Said!
• The Bieber Deportation Team
• Obama's Big Black Caucus
• Rehab is for Quitters 
• Houston Must Be a Great City, I Hear It's Full of Cougars!

Titletown Brewing Co.

• Too Fast, Too Furious, Too Soon?
• I met my girlfriend on healthcare.gov
• Fast and Furious 7 (minutes) in heaven
• Scruffy looking nerfherders

Three Lions Pub

• Who else thinks our quizmaster looks like Jesse from Breaking Bad? 
• Vagina jokes just aren't funny - period
• Like a supermodels vagina, please give a warm welcome to Leonardo Dicaprio 
• You mean we didn't win?! Thanks alot Obama! 
• Apparently being born in Somalia is a new diet fad 
• Who gives a fuck about Sarah Palin's kids?! 
• What's a condom?

Twisted Fisherman

• If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball
• My IPod has a Stutter
• Our Maine man, Michael Jackson, was a 'Lovefool' and we ain't lion...or tiger

Two Bucks

• Amy Winehouse has been sober for 3 years!
• Hillary can't win because Barbara says "no more Bush in office" 
• He-Man Woman Haters Club
• Vladimir Putin's totally-not-gay-manly-horse-riding-shirtless-photo-shoot
• Washington and Colorado in the "Super-Bowl"

Vino 100

• Would You Like To Eat My Cupcake? 
• Justin Bieber's Attorney's New Ferrari
• Bieber Drops The Soap
• In Prison He's Justine Bieber 
• Chris Christie's Detours

Whiskey Bar

• Bieber Would Be Screwed If Columbo Was Still Alive
• Fuck The Polar Vortex
• This Losing Score Brought To You By Jameson 
• I Don't Like Sloopy Seconds, But I'll Take What I Can Get
• My Canadian Boyfriend Is #1 On The Forbes Fictional 15 
• Chris Christie's Traffic Directors
• I'd Climb That Like A Tree
• The Snow Blows Like Your Mom
• Christie Wouldn't Have Closed A Bridge To Dunkin Doughnuts

Read More

Dead Man Quizzin'... the Walking Dead Quiz is March 2nd...

Quizmaster is pleased to announce that we doing it again... hosting another special-themed event, this time for "Dead Heads"! Our "Dead Man Quizzin'" event, the Walking Dead Quiz, takes place on Sunday March 2nd, 2014 at Jack's American Pub.

The event comes ahead of major anticipation for the resumption of season four of the series, which airs on February 9th, 2013. The quiz will test Dead Heads on their knowledge of the series to date, including the episodes from season four that have aired thus far.

The event will also take place at the earlier start time of 5:30 p.m., ensuring that it wraps up around 7:30 p.m., in time for that week's episode of The Walking Dead, which airs at 8 p.m CST.

As with previous special one-time events, the fee for this quiz will be $5/person.

Read More

One Quiz to Rule Them ALL! Our Middle Earth Quiz Recap...

Brady Street's finest fellowships united at Jack's this past Sunday for Quizmaster's "You Shall Not Quiz" event. Ultimately the race of men were tested on the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit films (to date) and a 70-point haul saw 24 teams tackle some of the toughest LOTR trivia on Middle Earth.

In the end, two teams tied at the top of standings with an impressive 65 from 70 points, as The Prancing Ponies and Hobbitual went at it in sudden death to determine the one quiz team to rule them all.

The tie breaker question asked the wealth of Smaug, as stated by the Forbes Fictional 15, and The Prancing Ponies' answer of $17 billion was closer to the actual answer of $54.1 billion....

They lined up for their championship photo outside, during what was describe by one team as "polar vortex II: the Desolation of Milwaukee."

Also, with the quiz being for charity, the $425 raised would go to Feeding America, as determined by our champs.

That meant second place was handed to Hobbitual, who are obviously stellar LOTR nerds, being just a three-person team...

What a quest from them!

Finally, the real fun was had during the reading of the team names, with the best LOTR-inspired name getting a prize also.

Some honorable mentions went to...

• The Tolkien Branch of scientology was founded by Elrond Hubbard
• If Legolas' penis was a box and his semen was an arrow, I wish the small of my back was the target!
• The Hobbit and the unnecessary sequels
• Tolkien up: getting higher in the Shire 
• Speak friend and enter... that's what she said!

But ultimately, Quizmaster Ryan selected "A Bilbo is a girl's best friend" as the best one and that duo walked out with a bar tab...

We wanna thank everyone that came out that night and remember our next event --- Dead Man Quizzin': The Walking Dead Quiz --- is at Jack's on Sunday March 2nd.

Don't miss it!

Until next time Middle Earth, drink while you think...

Sunday January 26th, 2013 scores:

1. 65 The Prancing Ponies
2. 65 Hobbitual
3. 64 Leggo my Viggo
4. 64 Former Maggot's 'shrooms
5. 64 The Peter Jackson cameos
6. 64 The Tolkien Branch of scientology was founded by Elrond Hubbard
7. 63 I want to blow the Horn of Gondor
8. 61 Will you blow my Horn of Gondor tonight?
9. 60 The dead keep it...
10. 59 If Legolas' penis was a box and his semen was an arrow, I wish the small of my back was the target!
11. 58 The Hobbit and the unnecessary sequels
12. 57 Francisco Scaramanguman the White
13. 55 Tom Bambadil got ripped off
14. 55 Team Eleventy-one
15. 54 Tolkien up: getting higher in the Shire
16. 54 The eye of Sauron looks like Pete Marshall's asshole
17. 53 Lord of the Nuva Rings
18. 51 Arctic Vortex II: Desolation of Milwaukee
19. 51 A Bilbo is a girl's best friend
20. 46 Team Hufflepuff
21. 46 Put a ring on it
22. 41 Speak friend and enter... that's what she said!
23. 33 We tried
24. 00 Trandolf the gay

Read More