Stay classy Shorewood! Our Anchorman Quiz recap...

Quizzers were stuck in a glass case of emotion for two hours on Sunday night at the Three Lions Pub in Shorewood.

The bar witnessed a dozen teams, or 69 (giggity) queeps, battle it out like a news team brawl to see who would be crowned the king of the ANCHOR-MAN (not Anchor-lady) quiz!!

And what an affair it was.

Teams were tested on the most random of Anchorman knowledge including cameos in the film, Brian Fantana's cologne selection and Ron Burgundy's ride. 

And our winners would not only get a hefty Three Lions Pub bar tab, but also get to select the charity to which the money raised would go towards! Our champs would also take home some Lucky Tiger t-shirts and other swag too...

Ultimately, the scores filed in at the end and twas the team from Do me on that glorious rainbow that notched up a perfect tally of 65 from 65 points...

Don't act like you're not impressed!

They decided that the $335 raised at the event would go to One Simple Wish, a charity foundation that provides school books and other necessities to foster children. Well done team!

In other (much more significant news) the night's best team name was bound to be a competitive one, with Anchorman being among the most quoted films ever, along with other timeless classics such as The Godfather and Casablanca.

Having said that, the crowd had spoken when their laughter and applause reached a high point when GO Fuck yourself, Quizmaster had their team name read...

They're kinda a big deal in these parts.

The event was a ton of fun and we thank everyone for 'stopping by' and making it a success. We plan on holding another specially themed event (rumored to be of the Middle Earth category) in January!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday December 1st, 2013 scores:

1. 65 Do me on that glorious rainbow
2. 63 Scholars maintain that our team name was lost hundreds of years ago
3. 58 Sweet Lincoln's mullet
4. 57 This glass case of emotion smells like Bigfoot's dick!
5. 57 "I immediately regret this team name"
6. 54 Bark Twice if you're in Milwaukee
7. 47 You have a massive erection! Don't act like you're not impressed
8. 47 Tits McGee and Co.
9. 40 You ate the whole QUEEL of cheese?!?!
10. 37 GO Fuck yourself, Quizmaster
11. 36 60% of the time, we win EVERYTIME!
12. 17 Milk was a bad choice

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Best team names on the month! November 2013...

Black Rose Irish Pub

• Gary Glitter's U'11's
• Time of the month
• It doesn't count unless you see nipple
• My couch pulls out but I don't
• Busch Light, Girls Heavy
• Backstreet Blumpkins R Us
• Obamo's Velvet Tampon Rodeo Show
• Once I did it with a dead Guy
• Aaron Rodgers Clavicle
• My Name is Taylor Layton and I'm here for your Young Daughters 
• Mr. Rodgers Neighbourhood is now the rough part of Town
• Make Sure the Juice is Worth the Squeeze

Brass Monkey

• We May Have Fallen from the Ranks, But We Still have Average Sized Penises
• The Correct Answer is "Go F*ck Yourself 
• Pick-Up Artists and Garbage Men Should Switch Names
• The Pen is Mightier 
• The Baby Taxidermist 
• She Sells Sea Shells By the Sea Shore
• Bitches Aint Shit
• The Drinking Dead

Cafe Hollander

• Thanksgiving: The Only Time I Use a Turkey Baster for Its Intended purpose 
• Last Night I Had a One Night Stand and Now I'm Crabby
• Hermaphodite Barbie: She Comes in Her Own Box
• Viagara's Stock is Rising
• The Next Packers Starting Quarterback
• Let's Get Quizzicle
• Lord Of The Cock Rings - Featuring Dildo Baggins And Staring Elijah's Wood
• You Really Got To Hand It To A Blind Prostitute 
• Who The Fuck Did Avril Lavigne Marry? 
• In The Style Of Thundercats: Miley Cyrus Hooooooooooo!
• Nickleback Fan Club
• Stop The Bus And Let My Buddy Jack Off 
• Open Your Mouth . . . Here Comes A Muscle!!!! 
• Toronto's Crack Babies

Caffrey's Pub

• Big and bushy
• I smell but it's ok cause I'm cool
• Itttie bittie tittie city committee
• I'll fill your cavity

Camp Bar

• It's not the size in repose, it's the size it becomes 
• This is what happens when you talk to strangers
• I-ran out of nukes 
• Bill Clinton's one eyed monster 
• Quizzin' like a racehorse
• Dixon Cider 
• I can't hear the questions over my girlfriends voice

Centennial Bar and Grille

• I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer 
• Chalupa Batman
• Bangkok, yeah that does sound exotic

Club Garibaldi

• This Quiz Took Longer Than the ACTs 
• I don't know if you know this, but we are huge in Liechtenstein 
• My Couch pulls out...but my boyfriend doesn't 
• The Camel Toes
• The Last Bear I Met Really Needed a Shave
• Taints for the Memories
• Ain't Care About What Bitchez Be Thinkin'
• Larry Sander's Bottle Service

Eatery on Farwell

• Cockblock Party
• 2 Guys, No Girl, and some weird places
• Ed Gein's Furniture Store
• I'd prefer this microphone was a penis
• I have your National Treasure right here
• Cumfart Food
• I'd Rather Raw Dog on Ogre than listen to Chad Kroeger 
• I want to blow the horn of Gondor
• "Deer Traffic Controllers"

Fixture Brewing Company

• What's Up Bitches, Ya I Said It 
• No Means Yes and Yes Means Anal 
• Put Your Plug In My Socket
• Glove It, Before You Stuff It
• You Want the Cinnamon Beef Stick Where?
• Team Chocolate Schvetty Balls 
• Handjobs from Helen Keller
• We Googled These and Still Lost
• That’s Not The Only Thing Harder When You’re Sick

Fox River House

• Alligator Fuckhouse
• Other than that, what did you think of the parade, Mrs. Kennedy?
• Re-hab Asshole Cheating Cocksuckers

The Highbury

• Sue St. Marie, Bitch! 
• Tom Hanks IS Big... I've seen it! 
• It's Always Movember... In My Pants
• Mike Ditka's Genital Warts 
• It only takes Jamie Lee 10 seconds to eat a hot dog

Jack's American Pub

• Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It's all over town 
• I thought I was drinking a skunky Pabst cuz it smelled like Schlitz
• I'm Ron Burgandy? 
• Better late than pregnant 
• Drug dealers taking shots
• You In Maine Now Boy!
• Paterno's Kids

Loaded Slate

• Rosie O'Donnell's Face
• More Trivia, Less Pants
• Paul with the Chiseled Abs and Stunning Features Fan Club
• The website says $1.00 PBRs. Obama lied!
• Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
• Rumple Foreskin
• Marquette: Undefeated in Football and Sucking Balls since...your mom
• Hold my beer while I take a quiz...
• Wipe until there's blood
• Ariel Castro's Basement Party 
• It's important to be positive...except on your AIDS test 
• As useful as a photograph to Helen Keller
• Rodgers with broken collarbones > Cutler

The Lodge Bar (at the Rock)

• Drink Apple Juice, cuz OJ will Kill Ya
• Pearl Necklace Productions 
• I'm Rock Hard for Trivia
• More Cowbell
• Neverland Ranch Tickle Monsters 
• I Would Wear Kelly Kapowski Like a Hockey Mask
• Guys, I Think I Just Quizzed My Pants

Major Goolsby's

• Team See (C) yUo Next Tuesday
• Sofa King Drunk
• John Wilkes Booth and the Showstoppers
• Please evacuate the bar! This is not a drill!
• My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile, but I think that's a big word for a 6 year old

McGillycuddy's

• I like my women like I like my pumpkin pie, making me feel guilty the morning after
• Coming thick and fast... your mom's gravy
• Taking Selvies In The Stall Of The Men's Bathroom . . . . And It Is So Good!
• My G-Spot Is In My Ass
• Blockbuster Is Bankrupt, But The Lion's Den Is Still Open
• What Do You Call It When You Fart During Anal Sex? Steamboat Willie.
• John Cougar Concentration Camp
• These Questions Are Hard . . . Just How I Like My Dicks 
• What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
• No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer

Miller Time Pub

• The Packers 5th String QB - The Tampon 
• Necrophelia, Pop Open A cold One
• Yeast Infection to Golden Showers 
• Duck Butter with a Side of Smegma 
• Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out

Milwaukee Brat House

• I got something for you to gobble gobble ... in my pants
• Dumping nuts in sluts butts on Thanksgiving 
• I like my Schlitz like I like my men: cheap and in pairs
• 30 days without head, I'd rather die
• The alcoholocaust!
• 1912 Titanic Swim Team 
• You Pooped In The Refrigerator?!?
• You Should Hear What The Fox Says In My Pants 
• Cube Libre tastes like tequila. Can we use out tokens for some Schlitz
• Ray Nittie's Big Titties
• Fuck Cuba! These drinks suck! 
• We are soooooo gonna lose. It's official, we lost

Mulligans Irish Pub

• The Crack Whores
•  I'm a Victorious Secret 
• Overworked and Underpaid

New Berlin Ale House

• My Grandma Can't Wrestle But You Should See Her Box
• My Table Tennis Net Is Bigger Than Yours
• Cram It Up Your Cram Hole LaFleur
• What Would Brett Favre Do?
• Non-Fat Midwestern Celebs
• Scoring As High As Toronto's Mayor Ford
• Rodger's Mustache : 1 Quizmaster Dan's Mustache : 0
• Pete Schweaty's Homemade Sausage
• 12th String Quarterbacks
• And The Winner Is With One Million Points....!
• Broke As Aaron Rodger's Collar Bone 
• No One Likes Cry Baby Cutler 
• Aaron Rodger's Nurse Maids

O'Lydias

• Tug on my Wishbone 
• It's hard to read the scores when you keep quizzing in my face 
• The only official sport of Ireland is drink potato picking 
• 2 Pimps One Cup 
• I wanted to be famous for playing the NFL but instead I'm incognito 
• The South Will Rise Again

Panther Pub

• Jesus take the handlebars
• Radical Rob and The Rampagers
• Suits n' Beards
• Dead Goldfish Rising!!
• John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
• The Super Amazing Mustache of Happiness
• I ♥ Feet

Red Rock Saloon

• QUEEL Like a Pig 
• Draws should not happen in REAL football! 
• Sad, depressed team of losers
• Just the tip
• Fuck this shit. I came to drink 
• Rob Ford's wife feed him everyday 
• More confused than a Stevie Wonder / Helen Keller tennis match
• Scientology - at least it makes Mormonism believable 
• Weiner? I barley know her
• Miley Cyrus is a huge whore 
• Bags of dicks
• Jabba the Sluts

Riverwest Filling Station

• Barbara Bush won't Take Shotz Out of Her Cold Dead Hands
• No Cuts, No Butts, No Coconuts
• Uncle Jesse and the Rippers
• Dangerously Cheezy, Dangerously Sleazy
• There's a Cricket in My Snooker!
• Mil-HAWK-eeans
• I Quizzed in the Cowboy's Mouth

St. Francis Brewery

• The Older We Get, the More We Forget, So the Less We Regret
• We Framed Roger Rabbit! 
• Scott Tolzien Fan Club
• Green Bay Died When Rodger's Fell
• "I Am Waiting By the Phone, Eagerly Waiting" -Brett Favre
• Real or Fake? Next Time Show Us Some Boobs and Maybe We'll Get Them Right!
• This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
• Jeopardy Dropout

Titletown Brewing Co.

• Dislocated Double-Check 
• What Does the Guy Fawkes Say? 
• Healthcare.gov tech team: working for beer

Three Lions Pub

• If you give Mariah Carey a pimp cup, you can play her double bass
• Barely drinking and barely thinking
• Who would ever want to go to Bangkok?
• Aren't Portuguese and Spanish the same?!?
• Spank me with your balls 26 times, its my birthday
• Drinking: Ireland's biggest traditonal sport 
• Tom Ford's Crack Whores 
• I want to go hunting with Dick Cheney, so I can shoot him in the face
• Brownie is about as good at German as he is at being tall
• Who the hell watches homeland
• I wish I was Ryan Lochte so teen girls would jump my bones

Two Bucks

• Sultans of "Schwing"
• Sharks are indeed fish 
• Red Headed Tampons
• There's always money in the banana stand!
• We Heart Susan Boyle
• Seneca Wallace Has a Case of Cutler-itis
• Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
• Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming!

Vino 100

• Morgan Freeman's Titty Sprinkles 
• I Quizzed My Pants 
• 3 Hole Punch and A Ruler

Whiskey Bar

• Stuffing turkey then eating pie: Thanksgiving dinner or one nightstand?
• I don't always do crack, but when I do its in a drunken stupor.
• Over? Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
• Rob Ford Takes His Pussy With a Side Of Crack 
• I Don't Know About the World, But The Most Spoken Language In My Bedroom is Choking Noises

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Mustache You A Question! Our Anchorman quiz is Sunday Dec 1st at the Three Lions Pub...

We at Quizmaster would like to extend to you (the fine queeps of Wisconsin) an invitation to the pants party.... oh, wait, we meant the quiz party.... of the season!!

On Sunday December 1st, 2013 at 7 p.m. we'll be hosting an Awesome Anchorman quiz at the Three Lions Pub in Shorewood...

The quiz comes ahead of major anticipation of the sequel of the 2004 movie, which will be released on December 20th, 2013...

The event will also be held to raise money for charity, with the $5 per person entry fee going to a charity of the winning team's choice. Additionally, the Three Lions Pub is raising money for the Movember Foundation that raises awareness for Prostate and Testicular Cancer. Throughout November staff and guests of Three Lions have been growing out their beards and mustaches all to raise money for the foundation. On December 1st everyone will meet at Three Lions Pub at 6 p.m. for a "Clear the Beard Party" that will be followed at 7 p.m. by our Awesome Anchorman Quiz.

The venue will also feature a special "Ron Burgundy Burger" for the evening's event too.  And a screening of the first Anchorman film will also be shown at the pub following our awesome quiz!

And following our hugely successful Breaking Bad quiz at the Three Lions in October 2013, which raised $640 for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, we hope to raise even more dollars for another good cause.

And if you're one of those teams who 60 percent of the time is right every time then this quiz is for you!  There's no need to pre-register --- just show up on the day and grab a seat. But be warned, arrive earlier rather than later, as many queeps at our Breaking Bad event had trouble finding a seat!!

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Best team names of the month... October 2013!!

Black Rose Irish Pub

• Ever Notice the Adams Family are all Hipsters?
• Warning Ladies: My Couch Pulls out but I dont
• You got to risk it to get the Biscuit 
• Little Shop of Whores
• Jesus was Black
• Google cake farts. we like them most! 
• It's a boy dance party....so shake that sack!!
• Blow Jay Simpson
• Tom Clancy Died During a Rainbow Kiss
• The Official Aaron Carter Fan Club 
• No, I'm here for the Booty Scratching Contest Keep Up!

Brass Monkey

• I Wish I were a Hermaphrodite, oh the fun I'd Have
• I don't Need Sex, The Government Fucks Me Enough
• Two in the Stink, a Fist in the Pink
• Alcoholism is the Real Winner
• Scott Walker Wears Skinny Jeans
• One - Eyed, One - Horned Flying Purple Fetus Eaters
• Does Anyone Remember Who Won the Boston Marathon?

Cafe Hollander

• The Dumbfucks 
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 
• Osama Bin Laden Should Have Chewed It Over with a Snickers 
• SofaKing Amazing
• Robin Thicke, Dog Dick
• Cushion For The Pushin 
• What's The Difference Between Acne and Michael Jackson? Acne Waits Until You're 13 To Come On Your Face 
• Quiz On My Face and Tell Me You Love Me
• She Googles My Yahoo WIth Her Facebook
• Mickey and Minnie's Wet and Wild Adventure
• Pleasure Island Isn't A Waterpark, But You'll Still Get Wet
• They're Real And They're Spooktacular 
• Things You Can Say To Your Dog, Not Your Woman 
• Two Midgets Shitting In A Bucket

Caffrey's Pub

• Team Bareback Mountain
• My Grandma doesnt wrestle, But you Should see her Box
• Miley's saggy butt cheeks
• Here to drink, not think
• I hate history and people who like it....sluts

Camp Bar

• I got your panty dropping ride right here
• I love lamp
• Government Slutdown

Club Garibaldi

• Weather report calls for a severe threat of Vag-nado's!
• Actually, there's a Ferret in my trousers and I'm happy to see you.
• I think therefore, I shit
• I hear Myley Cyrus might be pregnant.. Billy Ray's in a lot of trouble.
• Don't threaten me with a GOOD TIME!
• This Knife is Itchy
• What's stiff, 18 inches long, and makes women cry out in the night? SIDS... 
• More like Eleanor BRO-sevelt
• Philip Seymore Butts

Eatery on Farwell

• Obamacare's website might shut down, but porn never does
• Beatery My Meatery at the Eatery 
• He Shoots, She Swallows 
• 4 Guys, 1 Cup
• The Government is OPEN! Like Your Mom
• Up Shit Creek w/o a Turd For a Paddle
• My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile, I Told Her That's a Really Big Word For a Five-Year-Old.
• Zero Dark Thursday: Operation Buttstuff
• A Flock of Steven Seagulls
• U.S. Government: Closed Longer Than Miley Cyrus' Legs
• It's hard to come up with something witty when you're this pretty
• We suck more than Monica Lewinsky during the last Gov't shutdown
• I Swear It's Only Been in my Butt Once
• Nine Inch Males

Fixture Brewing Company

• Hallo-WINNING!

Fox River House

• Is that a weasel in your pants or are you happy to see me? 
• Gettin’ paid like a Senator
• Synonyms… cinnamon… so what, I showed up drunk
• The walking, talking Stephen Hawking
• We’re only here because the government shutdown didn’t include the DEA

The Hotch Spot

• The Names Bond - Let me guess... James Bond? - No UniBond, Im here to fill your Crack in
• No Butt Stuff
• Why is it that when Miley licks a hammer it's considered "artsy" but when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave Home Depot"

The Highbury

• What do we and the Saint Louis Cardinals have in common? We will both wake up losers on Friday. 
• Miley Minaj's Five Fingered Tain't Punch of Death
• Peanut Butter Jelly Time
• Jake, from State Farm
• The Iranian Nuclear Nose Jobs 
• Obama (page cannot be displayed) Care
• The Tea Party has a better chance of stopping Obamacare than we have winning this quiz...
• I'd rather have Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad 
• You know you're in trouble when Nickelback has a better approval rating than Congress

Jack's American Pub

• Paterno's Kids I want to be interesting enough for NSA to tap my phone
• Which way do 5 gay guys walk? One direction 
• "not safe for Twerk" 
• Steve Harvey's mustache 
• What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars!
• What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip 
• A guy and a girl on a fact hunt
• 3 jerks and a squirt

Loaded Slate

• Sandusky's Daddy Daycare
• IT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOT'S DICK!! 
• Messier than a coat hanger abortion
• Whose Dick Is This
• The Fear Boners

Major Goolsby's

• My Apartment Smells Of Rich Mahogany 
• Robin Yount's Mustache

McGillycuddy's

• What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
• No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer
• My Wife Thinks I'm Going Jogging 
• LeBron, You're Still A Bag Of Dicks
• Can We Send LeBron to San Pedro Sula And Hope For The Best?
• Amityville Whore
• My Ginger Beard Has Seamen In It
• I Lost My Virginity To A Retarded Chick. I Wanted My First Time To Be Special
• Your Booty's So Fat, Uranus Is Always The Closest
• Tears Make The Best Lube . . . Which Is WHy I'm A Tearjerker 
• Hilary Clinton's Ball Sack
• What Do The Blackhawks And The Titanic Have In Common? They Both Look Good Until They Hit The Ice! 
• Much Like My Penis At The End Of Lincoln, This Quiz Was Harder Than I Expected 
• Jamie Lee Curtis' Tiny Penis
• ITPHR = Inside The Pants Home Run! 
• Smile If You Farted
• The Government Can't Shut Down My Butthole

Miller Time Pub 

• Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out 
• I “Nemo” Beer 
• I Came Here For Trivia and All I Got Was This Miller Buzz
• Stop! Miller Time! 
• The Immaculate Erection 
• Mozambique National Fencing Team
• How Many Guys in the Friend Zone Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? None. They Compliment it and Cry When it Won't Screw.
• Our Mom is a Hungry, Hungry, Hippo!
• Roast Queef Sandwich

Milwaukee Brat House

• Detroit: Killing Me Softly
• The Bullet in My Chamber is Blank
• There is a night in my pants, but it's a Thriller!!
• BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS! 
• Bathroom Graffiti sure is shitty
• 80% of my weight is made up of Schlitz 
• Thick and fast is just the way we like it
• Broke back bitches
• Yo Naomi! Make me a sandwich 
• My Fatboy Slim is a weapon of choice
• We'd bang William Hung, the Assman 
• Hung for the holidays - starring Ron Jeremy, in my pants
• Nicholas Cage Fights
• Congress should adopt the QUEEL
• Government can't shut us down!

New Berlin Ale House

• Ed Gein's Upholstery Company
• Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 
• Who's Your Mummy?
• Seriously... Joe Buck Yourself
• Don't Touch Me There 
• I Thought This Was Speed Dating!
• Clay Matthews' Mustache
• Two Fingers? Better Make It Three
• Came For The Gang Bang, Stayed For The Trivia!
• Are You Smarter Than A Special Ed, Fourth Grade, P.E. And Orchestra Teacher? 
• Just Breathe Through Your Nose 
• Big Test Icicles
• Brett Favre's Crotchless Wranglers
• The Affordable Quiz Act

O'Lydias

• I beat off in my red sox
• John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
• Tom Cruise Missiles Coming For Katie's Homes
• I Could Obamacare less.... 
• Drinks are on the house tonight!
• The Blumpkin Pumpkins
•  Rihanna should date the Giants, they don't beat anybody 
• Who's got a microphone, hosts trivia and is hung like a mule? THIS GUY!
• When I'm done reading the team scores, I'm going to go home, pop a couple Cialis and take myself to Pound Town

Panther Pub

• John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
• The Super Amazing Mustache of Happines
• I ♥ Feet
• Shart Attack
• Sons Of Arthritis
• Ah Miley Licked Me

Red Rock Saloon

• Jabba the Sluts
• That yummy new Quizmaster girl made everyone quiz!! 
• Motorboating the mascot made me a Texas Longhorn too 
• The only thing better than winning at quiz would be winning a Quizmaster competition at a Wickens family reunion 
• If you haven't seen Saturday Night Fever, you must be a terrorist (or British)
• Since when is horse insemination a dirty job? It's not like it's Wisconsin girl insemination?
• More confused than a Helen Keller \ Stevie Wonder tennis match
• Barbie... your run of the mill Wisconsin girl

Riverwest Filling Station 

• Jack the Stripper 
• Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cucumber
• The Grinch Goldfingered Ashlee Simpson 
• Tequila Mockingbird 
• Electile Dysfunction
• We Got More Right Than Congress Today 
• Destiny Hope "Cyrus the Great" Twerking Trivia Queen

St. Francis Brewery

• This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
• We'd Be Better Off Playing in the Street
• Jeopardy Dropout 
• I've Got a Two-For-One Special For You 
•  Since the Government is Shut Down, We Get Our Taxes Back, Right?
• Holy Underpants Batman! 
• We Must Be Camping, 'Cuz This is In-Tents!
• Canada: America's Hat

Titletown Brewing Co.

• Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita 
• Miley Cyrus walks into a bar…and licks it 
• Unlike the government, we are not shut down 
• The government may be shut down, but Nickelback is still going strong 
• Where the hell is Huell?????

Three Lions Pub

• Total eclipse of the fart 
• Sorry I sneezed on your ATM
• I went out as a british drawf for halloween but everyone thought I was Brownie
• Thank God Ja Rule was finally the answer
• It's my birthday, I can be a bitch if I want to
• That was harder than usual - thats what she said 
• Mrs White, in the congress, with a lead dildo
• Queef its whats for dinner 
• The fox says "chachacha" 
• What does the Obamacare website have in common with your mom? They both go down on me at least 5 times a day 
• Boxers or Queefs?
• Poops I did it again
• The Federal government: now bringing you nothing

Two Bucks

• Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
• A Murder of Crows/Anarchy of Nerds 
• It's not a mask, it's my actual face
• Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming! 
• I call my dick Cheney because it shoots people in the face 
• The National Library May Be Closed, But I Still Have Time to Check You Out
• On a scale from Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden...how good was my hiding place?

Vino 100

• I'd Insert My Dictator In Your Country
• I Want A Slice Of Wonderbra
• Getting High On Scooby Snacks

Whiskey Bar

• Who Put Their Dick In The Flesh Colored Pumpkin? 
• According to Deadspin.com, Hellen Keller Has a Better Chance Of Winning an NFL Game of Madden Than the Jacksonville Jaguars
• Like Tom Selleck, We're Giving Away Mustache Rides 
• Did You Hear About the Fire At The Circus? It was In-Tents! 
• The Olympic torch has embarked on a journey to Russia. Vladimir Putin had it arrested because it was flaming 
• Just For Men Should Sponsor 50 Shades of Grey
• Orange Is The New Blackface 
• Talk Dirty To Me, Angela Merkel

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