Best Team Names of June 2019!

Thursday, July 11, 2019

90s Trivia
- Smells Like "Middle-Aged" Spirit
- Monica said it didn't fit, so you must acquit
- Can't beat the L.A.P.D.
- The team formerly known as Prince
- Is this quiz Y2K compliant
- OJ Isotoners
- Too legit for the glove to fit
- Monica's blue dress
- Getting Trivvy With It
- Don't go chasing Lisa Frank
- Could there be any more shoes in Monica's closet
- I did not have sexual relations with that Quizmaster!
- Smells Like Team Spirit
- Drink apple juice, cause OJ will kill you
- Lisa Frank and the Slap Bracelets
- Beauty and the (Jar Jar) Binks
- 98 Degrees Minus 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon Equals N Sync
- Admitting Alanis Was Your First CD Must Have Been a Jagged Little Pill
- Remember When OJ, Spacey, Weinstein and Cosby Were Beloved?
- Legends of the Hidden Temple
- Zach Morris is Trash
- Fuck Carmen San Diego
- John Bobbit's Missing Weiner
- Red Hot Trivia Peppers

42 Ale House
- Unlike boxing, I can only go 1 round in the bedroom
- Let's make a mess tonight
- Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!

The Basement Bar
- Team Stonkalicious
- Half-Inch Poultry
- The Nobodys

Black Husky Brewing
- Norway we’re gonna lose this
- Tom’s Selleck’s Mustache
- Sub-Zero is awfully Chile

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip?
- Bucks in 12
- I'm no meteorologist, but it's raining bitches!
- How did they come up with the spelling of Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh.
- Porta Potty's New Slogan - What Can Brown Do For You?
- You Forgot Ghan and Dia for Countries that end in -Ria

Caffrey's Pub
- Pyramid scheme sales pitch
- The master baters
- Raid the knickers or die trying
- Ridin Solo, the story of Lance Armstrong's left testicle
- She told me it was razorburn
- Did we win? Find out Zune!
- Don't cheat at trivia, cheating is for your tax return
- Ignorant Sluts
- Family Juuls
- These are probably all wrong but YOLO
- Old town country road head
- Like the names of the Ninja Turtles, I am an artist
- NASA: National Aeronautic Sluts Administration
- Smells like team spirit

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Bill Clinton is coming" - Monica Lewinsky on her midnight ride
- Just A Couple of Meat Sweats
- The British Are Coming On Your Face
- If quizzes are quizzicle, what are tests?
- Mike Who Cheese Harry

Camp Bar, Shorewood 
- Title of my sex tape: the british are cumming
- After Monica, Bill Clinton bought a Dyson
- Drakes Gaping Asshole
- I hate pants
- Jeffrey Dahmer's house of ribs
- Take me fishing, I'm a master baiter
- Seal Team Six(ty nine)
- Shaving Ryan's Privates
- Camp Moist
- The letter E comes once a year, just like my wife
- Quiz in my pants
- My ass is an ocean of storms
- Sofa King Dumb

Camp Bar Tosa
- Unlike Dyson, I Married a Suckless Bag
- What Do Dyson and Bill Clinton Have in Common? They Like Sucking
- Kawhi Me a River
- We May Not Know Much, But We Know the Cock
- We Could Hardly Recognize Kurt Cobain's Face
- Twitter Fits OJ Like a Glove
- Three Creeps Hitting on Pregnant Ladies
- We Demand the Quizmaster Serve Another Term
- The Toilet is Our Ocean of Storms
- Autocorrect Is My Worst Enema!

Club 400
- Guessing isn’t trivia is it?

Colectivo Lakefront
- Hot for Teacher
- Those Rat Bastards
- Swipe right on Barbara Streisand
- Federal Bureau of Instigation
- We thought shark tank meant different types of sharks, not people
- Is Asia a country?

Colectivo - Monroe St.
- We don't know it all's
- The Pittsburg Peppers
- Thinking Really Intuitively for Victorious and Interesting Answers

Izzy Hops
- Catrick Stewart's Next Generation Trek
- Tainted taint tasters
- Yelich’s butt is the real MVP

Jack's American Pub
- Route 69
- Nic cage has as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
- Chlorophyll, more like boraphyll
- This blew up like a planned Parenthood in Alabama
- FBI: Federal Boobie Inspectors
- 51 USWNT scored more today than I have in my entire life.
- Bowling is fucking awesome on TV!!
- I'd Polish your Motorhead
- Takeo Spikes...Tequila Strinkes!
- Schweddy Balls
- Stop in the name of Giannis
- Giannis Cried, I cried

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Ouch, I cracked by toe"a"
- We're Close ta Tosa!
- Don't worry smallpox, hipsters will find a way to make you cool again
- In dog beers I've only had 7
- We get hit on more than Huey Jennings
- Where is the vaccine for stupid?
- P Sherman 42 Wallabee Way, Sydney
- Our Jojo ain't got no Mojo
- Giannis Wegonnawinthis
- Drink Apple Juice Because OJ Will Kill You
- Tired of getting the Sitka kicked out of us
- We wish out president had "man hands"
- In dog beers we've only had won
- Bob Marley;s Gnarly Toe Jam Band
- Trump is 1 syllable, impeachment is 3
- Trump: 1 syllable, 1 term
- Bisque. Please!
- The Hoyty-Toyts

The Loaded Slate
- Fart starr (rip)
- Brett Favre cheese dix
- Respect to those who actually know what Kiribati is
- Batman and robins hood
- Thailand’s women’s soccer team
- Kevin Durant’s Achilles

- The Wilder Girls of Wilder's
- The Bier-Man-Aytors

- Skin is my second longest organ
- That’s what cheese head
- I thought this was speed dating
- Cotton Eyed Goe
- Kohn F Jennedy

Milwaukee Ale House
- Duct tape couldn’t fix the challenger
- Shit fil a: what can brown do for you
- Will Smith #NotMyGenie
- The Lion The Witch And My Parents Divorce
- Sally Man Hands Sliding Into Your DM‘s
- Bisque better have my money

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Vaccines Cause Adults
- Toilet Brush? Just Blast It With Piss
- Enginerds
- Frank Grimes Was the Best Employee of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant #DoItForGrimey

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- I got a c in astronomy at whitewater
- This team is sponsored by Casper mattresses
- 2 chainz Cheney
- Use this polish polish to polish this polish pole
- Polish my sausage
- Seal is the real Scarface
- Float like a butterfly, sting like a failure

New Berlin Ale House
- I'll Chloro-Feel you up
- Aluminum Foil is not packaging material
- General Drywall Jackson
- Happy 10th anniversary to Michael Jackson

Newsroom Pub
- I'mma let you finish but Ghengis Khan is the best Hibachi Grill in the country
- Vampire slayer? I barely know her!

- Emergency helicopter rescue team: taking grandma for a spin
- Lick us on Facebook

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- We can't hear, but we've got beer!
- Go Go Gadget Arm: Not so cool in the era of #MeToo

Rally Time, West Bend
- Mama's Too Busy Sleeping Around To Vaccinate Us
- It's My Birthday And I'll Whine If I Want To!
- Even Spaghetti Is Straight Until It Gets Wet: Happy Pride!
- I Quizzed in My Pants

Three Lions Pub
- The Jermajestys
- Steaming pile of loathing

The Tosa Tavern
- You clap when the plane lands?
 - Imma let you finish but Ginza had the best Hibachi restaurants of all time
- Orange you glad I didn't say Meredith
- Don't get mad, get bees
- We're here for the cheaper beer and shorter lines than Summerfest
- Food Wholes

- Does Trump have CTE?
- Don't get mad, Netflix and chill
- Tiki bowl me over
- Slide into my carpe DMs
- Word games: _______ hole, hat, face.... #A$$
- Long island iced tiki

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- That's America's ass
- T.R.I.V.I.A (Terrible Real Intelligence, Very Interesting Anyways).

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Red Hot Trivia Peppers
- Vandelay industries
- Antarctica vs. Democracy: which will last longer?

Whole Foods, West Loop
- I'm Here Passing the Time Until My Card Clears for my Cuba Trip
- Not Nasty Enough to Be a Royal
- Quizmaster More Like Whizzmaster
- 100% right 2/5 of the time
- Let's See What This Bachelor's Degree Gets Me
- Brett Favre’s Welcome Back to the League Party

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- I thought this was speed dating...
- The Betty White Supremacists

The Greatest Quiz on Earth is Back this July!

Sunday, June 23, 2019

It's back and once again promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz hits select pubs and bars late July 2019...

Current locations include...

Sunday July 21st...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 5:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI
- 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI

Tuesday July 23rd..
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI

Wednesday July 24th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN 

Thursday July 25th...
- 8:00pm: Surly Brewing Co, Minneapolis, MN

Wednesday July 31st...
- 8:00pm: Raised Grain BrewingWaukesha, WI

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes.  

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough. 

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of May 2019!

Thursday, June 06, 2019

Parks and Recreation Trivia
- I want all the bacon and eggs you have. I worry you didn't hear me. I don't want a lot of bacon and eggs. I want all the bacon and eggs you have
- Scarecrow Boat
- The Low-Cal Calzone Zone
- Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
- 1st in Friendship, 4th in Obesity
- Department of Homeland Obscurity
- Ethel Beavers’ Beavers
- Money, please!
- If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer, you can’t handle me at my Leslie Knope!
- The three-skins
- Fill the pit!
- We got Knope Hope
- Little Sebastian's micro-penis
- I'm Perd Hapley and this is our trivia team
- The Very Good Trivia Team
- Perdverts
- Threeskin
- I was thinking with my lady parts
- The Low Cal CalzoneZoners

42 Ale House
- Measles- give it a shot
- 'Win from within'... a vibrator's slogan

Ale Station
- My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- Grandpa Joe Skipped Leg Day
- Playing Twister With Ryan Gosling

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Nikia: goddess of trivia
- Please Tip Your Host
- The Bartender's Mustache is Better Than John Oates

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Taller People Sleep Longer in Bed
- I can't play the clarinet but you cant play my skin flute!
- I'll perforate your oblong hole
- Richard Simmons may be 70 years old, but he sucks cock like an 18 year old at prom.
- If at first you don't succeed, try a bottle opener. It probably isn't a twist top.
- Let's eat out is your mom's slogan

Caffrey's Pub
- I thought this was speed dating
- Shuttlecocks in Uranus
- I was breastfed till I was 7
- Tron Javolta
- The new TVs
- Happy 2nd anniversary to Mike Pence f***ing a horse
- There’s food at home
- BaCardi B's

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- A Chameleon did go to space, but no one saw it

Camp, Third Ward
- Only the Brits Would Teabag in a Tank
- Cersei & Jamie on the Rocks
- Taylor & The Meat Sweats™
- Bran the Broken, Never Stroken

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Phalloplastered Shuttlecocks
- My Largest Organ Would Win The Battle Of the Bulge
- It was Paul in Camp Bar with the microphone... he's killing it!
- Fake dads are faux pas
- Better late than pregnant, especially in Alabama

Club 400
- The millennials that don’t know what bimillenial is
- Bruce Jenner-talia
- Two Wong’s don’t make a right

Colectivo, Lakefront Cafe
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one cause they’d be dead

Colectivo, Monroe Street
- The Five Skins
- We don’t know a latte but we’re chai-ing
- Team Awesomely Late / spelling and good penmanship is not my good work
- Alexandria O-quiz-io-Cortez
- A Team Has No Name

Izzy Hops
- But aside from that, Ms. Kennedy, how was the parade?
- Moaning Lisa
- Drake should take the blue pill

Jack's American Pub
- Crimean River
- Prince Charles In the streets ed gein in the sheets
- Im no obstetrician but I’ll take a look
- Ed geins favirote cookie? Lady fingers
- Shaving Ryan's Privates
- Two dudes one pitcher

Loaded Slate
- Bucks in.... pour me another one

- I Wish Boys Look at me Like the Night King looks at Bran
- GOT is just the porn version of Lord of the Rings
- Anal Bum Covers
- Sorry About Your Shitty Dragon Show

- maximum insecurity
- We’re not drunk just dehydrated
- We were on a break
- I lost my virginity at 62
- How do OB/GYNs prefer their eggs? Ovaries-y

Milwaukee Ale House
- Y’all ready for Kim k to be a lawyer
- Ray j hit it first
- Whoa black Betty ambulance
- Wiff my balls
- Attorney generals shower buddies
- Here comes the meat wagon
- The significantly older table was the only one to get the king of swing question
- Win from within...Trojan conforms
- More backed up than Niagra Falls
- Entertainment 720

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- We Don't Care What Happens Tonight Because We Won Marvel Trivia a Couple Weeks Ago And Wanted The Bar To Know

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- What’s worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants
- We are useless with useless knowledge
- Poop dood
- Raptors? More like craptors #bucksin6
- Save a seamare ride a cowboy

New Berlin Ale House
- BrokenAnkleDerbyWinner
- Baldwin's fraternal twin, Alec Hair loss
- Harry Balswin
- Yay Vaginas!
- She nurses patients, not her drinks
- Ted Bundy did it Better

Newsroom Pub
- The Ottoman Empire was followed by the Sectional Empire which was taken over by the Couch

- Wanna see my boom box or are you into ghetto blasters?

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Giannis is upon us!
- Fear no Beer
- Bucks In Sex

Rally Time, West Bend
- Panic at the Palace When We Run Out Of Beer
- Sarah Has A Nice Pair Of Eyes
- Senor Quiztopher Quiztopherson
- My Safe Word Is Pineapple Juice
- Quiz Kalifa

Red Lion Pub
- Michael Jackson DID do it
- Lance Armstrong Biking on The Moon
- I am the biggest asshole here
- Dinosaurs are just giant Chickens
- Hairy Name Little Weiner Club

Second Salem Brewing
- Mande's mom has got it going on!

- The Quizlamic State
- Talk Derby to Me
- A Claire Voyant Voyage
- Team Flip Phone
- Giant Bangos, Giant waango
- Obtuse Rubber Goose Green Views Guava Juice

Three Lions Pub
- If beers were tears how would I cry myself to sleep at night
- Ah Phuket, we’re not winning tonight
- Mashed Potato Heads

The Tosa Tavern
- Milwaukee Tea Bag Party
- I came to America to forget about Brexit
- Quiz Master, Quiz Faster
- I play tug of war alone
- Surly, you can't be serious...Don't call me Surly
- Beer the Fear
- Fear the Beer
- Drake's Back Rub
- I'd also like a cougar to polish me

- Trivia Is The Second Best Thing I Do By Myself
- Of Course Nuts Can Blow
- Feeling Like A Disney Princess
- My Horn Is 12 Feet Long
- We Demand Executive Privilege For This Quiz
- Trivia Newton John
- "Wau" we playin', we suck
- Sit The Buck Down, Drake!

Whole Foods, West Loop
- If it’s Hungary, I’m going to kick your ass
- We drink and we know things
- People are dying Kim
- Winter is Leaving
- 1 $150k degree and 0 correct answers
- Uber pissed about my lyft job, quick like a bunny

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- I’m not the father!
- I told you! Boat Surchargers
- How I Met Your Mother...of Dragons

Back 2 the 90s Trivia... is Back this Summer!

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

We're going back, back, back, back to the 90s! Our 90s themed trivia night is coming to select locations soon!

Dust off those turquoise and fluorescent yellow snapbacks, NKOTB t-shirts and faded dungarees... cos all things 1990s, from TV to music to pop culture and video games, is being compiled into one hella-cool trivia night. Boo ya!

Plus, many locations will be offering a prize for the "best dressed person" (or "worst dressed person" depending on how your world view is). Yep, the most outrageously 90s person at each location will get an additional prize. Starred (**) locations below are offering such a prize

Current locations include...


Sunday June 23rd...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 4:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 5:00pm: Whole Foods (Streeterville), Chicago, IL
- 6:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI **
- 6:00pm: Red Lion PubMilwaukee, WI **
- 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI **
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI ** (prizes for TOP THREE best dressed persons)

Wednesday June 26th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co.Wauwatosa, WI **
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN

Thursday June 27th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Pizza, Upstairs, Minneapolis, MN

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best 90s team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUE CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of April 2019!

Saturday, May 04, 2019

Game of Thrones
- Crows before hoes
- I'll take the Lannister bedroom set - push two twins together and get a King
- Shame.... Shame.... Shame
- A Lannister Always Pays Their Tab
- Twincest is Best
- Throner Boners
- Valar Dohairais our Table Some Beers
- A team has no name
- That's what we do, we drink and we know things
- Rickon and the Manwoodies
- Brothers with Benefits
- 2-Crasters Bastards
- Rickon’s Dodgeball Team
- Winter is coming... and so is my sister... or is she my aunt?
- If you're Jamie and you know it clap your hand.
-  Arya kidding me, we're gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
- Crows Before Hoes
- Wiener is Coming
- How I Met Your Mother of Dragons
- The Sullied
- Tywin, Lose or Draw
- 3 Hodors Down
- House Brass of Dirty Stallis
- Stark Raven Mad
- We drink and know nothing
- Hung like greyworm
- All Hail the Rightful Queen Cersei
- Sex God Pod
- Impin Ain't Easy
- Fuck Water, bring me wine
- Joffrey didn't make this widow wail less successful than a Westeros wedding planner
- House Tully-more Dew
- Sand Snakes on a Plane Lannist\er??
- We do not Sow-ber
- Podrick's Pleasure Palace: Winter isnt' the only thing that's coming
- What is dead may never die... except Sean Bean
- Cersei's trial was a blast
- What is cut off may never rise
- Shireen's Backyard Barbeque Bunch
- Cersei's Fleabottom is Dark and Full of Terrors
- Red Wedding Catering Company
- The Ramsey Bolton Humane Society

Marvel Trivia
- Who are you calling a mewling quim?
- Tony House of Stark, First of His Name, Breaker of 10 rings, Avenger of Earth
- Infinity Stoners
- Red Rocket Racoon
- We're THORsty
- Aquaman Loves Fish Sticks
- Yondu Can Whistle While I Twerk
- We've Been Falling For 30 Minutes
- 12% Of A Plan
- The Groot Of All Evil
- Pepper Potts Likes Her Men STARK Naked
- I threw away my endgame ticket to get the soul stone
- Ain’t no hala-back girl
- Were up all night to get Loki
- You should have aimed for the ass
- America's Ass
- Thanos Stole Half Our Answers
- "On Your Left"
- Thor's Whores
- Thuck It Till It's Thor
- That’s my secret Cap, I’m always drunk

42 Ale House
- 4 seasons 1 day
- Take this snow and shove it

Ale Station
- 60% of the Time We Win Every Time
- Who Needs a Team Name?
- We Thought This Was Speed Dating

Bank Shot
- A Black Hole? More Like the Eye of Sauron

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Beauty and the beef
- Whenever I play croquet with my girlfriend, she gives me blue balls
- A Team has no name
- Name Redacted
- I don’t need to be on tour to bring a giant phallus

Bilda's Freiss Lake Pub
- These are my wife's answers and she's always right
- Team Glory Holes
- I'll drive Miss Daisy crazy in 60 seconds
- Finish on top... is there any other way?
- As Long as You're Down on One knee
- She said Yes

Black Husky Brewing
- Pootie Poot.us
- Nothing Chile about the Atacama

Brass Monkey
- J is for jelly beans - Jelly Beans R Us
- Cuck the Fubs
- Biden my time for hugs and kisses
- How big is my D? MCLXVII
- The men (the women wouldn't play with us) (at least not here!)
- After we fuck, I'm gone in 60 seconds
- You can do it, double D's can help!
- Ball size shouldn't matter... that's what she said.

Caffrey's Pub
- Fucking Mondays
- Grower, not a shower
- I’ve been masturbating back here this whole time
- Terminal: A Texas Tech Story
- Fire Wojo
- Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Holy Relics
- We thought this was a gay bar...
- Quizzing Me Softly
- Houston, We Have a Trivia Problem
- Finals week? NOT TODAY!
- I shower with my dad
- Monday night trivia? In THIS economy?
- I’m not gay but $20 is $20

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- It only takes me 2 moves to get to your ignoramus
- Gary Busey’s Teeth
- I’ll have what Marion Jones is Having
- It’s only Rape if you’re not R Kelly
- Beyond The Wall Chain Emporium
- Scott Walker's Bald Spot
- Gianni'saurus Rex

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- I pity the foo that goes down under after I use my squatty potty.
- Shark Tank Ooh-ha-ha!
- I like my women like my golf game...in the 80's and slightly handicapped
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Just like Pink Floyd, Diana's last hit was "The Wall"
- The pool boy takes a gander @ me while I breaststroke
- Ram Your Drone Into My Jack

Camp Bar Tosa
- We Love Team Low Brow (April Fools... Fuck Team Low Brow)
- April Showers Bring May Flowers, Mayflowers Bring Pilgrims
- If Trump's Penis Was a Star It'd Be a Red Dwarf
- Put Uranus on my Limp Bizkit
- What's Bigger: Yo Momma's Ass or Milwaukee Pot Holes?
- We Drink and We Don't Know Shit
- What Has 9 Arms and Still Sucks? Def Leppard
- Arya Stark Goes Deep 2 Weeks In A Row
- Who Let The Moms Out
- Show Me The Monet!
- We Met At Camp Trivia 5 Years Ago Now We're Married

Club 400
- Fire breathing rubber duckies
- It’s not small, it’s just trivial.
- Sinking putts and banging sluts
- I eat ass ... yes really...

- First of our name, last in this game
- Is Hilary Swank hot?

Fin N Feather
- Better Than Jail
- Should We Do Shots?
- Trebek's Rejects

Izzy Hops
- Edvard Munch on this
- Well we definitely fucked this up, Not enough points for the cup, We tried our best, Without much contest, And we still lost. Yup.
- Winter came, but Arya didn't

Jack's American Pub
- Sean Connery's Ballsack
- Farts and Cliterature
- 7 inches of John Snow
- There are two things i can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant to other people's cultures, and the dutch
- Alotta Fagina: Mitch's nickname in high school
- Bambi? That wimpy Dead?
- My Trivia Partner doesn't know this is a date!
- Vincent van Gogh Quiz yourself.

Loaded Slate
- The sultan of slate
- I quizzes in my pants
- 18 holes a day and I still have time for golf
- 2 chicks and a magnet
- Lori Laughlin’s daughters SAT score
- Winter isn’t the only thing cumming
- Bill Cosby’s bartender
- 60 minutes? You mean how long I last in bed?

MAM After Dark
- The Nation of Quizlam (big up Kareem)
- Did the Russians rig this too?
- Quit Playin' Games With My Art
- Stephen Hawking's Dance Moves
- Wham Bam Thank You MAM
- What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? "Scuse me, are you gonna eat that?"
- MAMmaries after dark
- It's been a long winter - make pot (holes) legal
- Too young for MAMmograms

- Chernobyl Trivia Meltdown
- Prypiat, archipelago, bucherie, acacia
- We aren’t creative... just call us ‘Jim.
- Our team name has been redacted
- Windmill Cancer Survivors
- The second, third, fourth and fifth guessers
- We're Missing the Draft for This?

- Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
- it’s not wort it
- Very Stable Geniuses
- Spring Break!

Milwaukee Ale House
- Danica finished 4th at the INDY, but at Aaron’s...he lets her finish 1st
- Gas guzzler? More like ass guzzler
- Thicc Lady Liberty
- Real boxers don’t wear condoms
- Your mom calls me the handcuff king #ruffandready
- Eric the Eel: slytherin into the DMs
- These shitty fossils rock
- Artifact deez nuts
- Steve Buscemi wearing Eskimo glasses
- Ain’t nothin wrong with a little bone n grind
- “This belongs in a museum!”

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Show Me on the Doll Where Uncle Joe Touched You
- The Three Bat-Kateers: Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney
- Arya Stark's Sideboob Made My Balls Heavy
- We're The Absolute Wurst

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Hawaiian missionary and penny black are my favorite positions
- Better than sliced breadfruit
- Houston we suck
- In nature a group of scientists is called a nitwit of nerds
- I call my testicles fat man and little boy too. They’re lopsided
- Did you hear about the confederate general whose left arm was amputated? He’s all right now.
- A dumbarse of humans
- Arya starks sideboob
- Truck yeah
- Aryas non dominant hand

New Berlin Ale House
- Gluten Free Breadfruits
- Quizards of Oz 8th
- Nipsey Hustle couldn't dodge a bullet
- Van Gogh, Van Gohing, Van Gone 10th
- Winter is Coming
- Shop Ross (Dress for Less)
- Houston. We got a lotta vagina
- We're all inoculated
- Aunt Becky only got me into UWM
- Teamwork makes the Dreamwork
- The Hunchback of Notre Flame
- Our best answers we redacted

Newsroom Pub
- Jon Snow's Tight Ass

- We thought this was Game of Thrones trivia- like Jon Snow, we know nothing

Rally Time, West Bend
- Wisconsin In April.... We're Not Pussies
- Lord Farquad & The Bar Sluts
- We Have Pac Man Fever And We're Contagious
- Deluded Shart Cans
- Bleached Buttholes #2

Red Lion Pub
- The Wrong Scott Walker was arrested
- Jussie Smolette's Defense Attorneys
- Sausage is all we do
- Better Late than Pregnant
- My back hurts carrying this team
- Boobytrap backwards is Partyboob
- Better to be Mor-on than off

Second Salem Brewing
- E = MC Hammer
- Pictures of my big black hole
- Our nips don't lie, it's cold outside

- I thought this was bingo…
- Lime white claw with fresh lime
- Super Massive Black Holes
- Fear the Beer
- Froze? More like HOEze
- Hawaiian Punchers
- A Lannister Always Pays His Tab
- Stacy Pepperoni

The Tosa Tavern
- My panhandle is always pointing north
- Stage 4 windmill cancer
- We measure growth in milimeters
- Triviaphobia, the fear of wrong answers
- Tweeting on the toilet
- Wanna see the biggest bone in my body?
- We don't know the names of these TV shows because we weren't born in the Dinosaur Age

Three Lions Pub
- Spanish InQUIZition
- The middle aged guys sitting at the bar trying to get away from their families
- Team Name Redacted
- Quizmastertrivia.com. Like us on Facebook.
- Blind Tour Guides
- Tram Eggplant Emoji

Urban Beets
- Winter is Coming for WI
- Chicken isn’t vegan?

- Old Farts Can't Read Menus
- You Gotta Be Quizzing Me!
- The non blurry black hole was actually Uranus
- The black hole picture looks a lot like my grindr profile
- Thanos Stole Half Our Answers
- Parks & Wrecked

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Quizmaster jazz blaster whiz disasters
- Trumpty dumpty sat on a wall... that Mexico will pay for
- Subpoena colada
- -Gerburtstagskinder
-There is no Trump Tax return because he’s listed as Putin’s dependent
- Felicity Huffman should have used Jessie Smokey’s Lawyer

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Visitors from 3 Mexican countries.
- Lightfoot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp.
- What the kale are we doing?
- None of your quizness!
- Guy Fieri is My Real Dad
- Diagnosis: Wind Cancer
- Caligula is cancelled
- Warren G Harding’s Sad Dad
- I want someone to look at me the way Bran looks at everyone
- Dumbledora the Explora
- Steve Buscemi is an Eye-con, The Hellveticas.

Whole Foods, Willowbrook 
- Debriefing my briefs
- Quizzoholics
- The Dum Dums-The Team So Nice We Named It Twice


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