The Greatest Quiz on Earth returns January 2019!

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

It's back and once again promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz hits select pubs and bars January 2019...

Current locations include...

Tuesday January 22nd...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI

Sunday January 27th...
- 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
- 4:00pm: Bavarian Bierhaus, Glendale, WI
- 5:30pm: Black Husky Brewing, Milwaukee, WI
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 7:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee WI
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI

Tuesday January 29th...
- 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston, IL

Wednesday January 30th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN 

Thursday January 31st...
- 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton, IL

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes. 

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Best Team Names of December 2018!

Monday, December 24, 2018

Christmas Team Names
- Ho ho holy shit were bad at trivia
- I accidentally swallowed a Christmas ornament now I have tinselitis
- All I Want for Christmas is Mariah Carey Toasting My Marshmallows
- The most moist bandits
- I want for Christmas is Joulupukki
- Joyful and Triviamphant
- Mel Gibson's Hanukkah Party
- 69 on Miracle Street
- Ronald Saw Nancy Kissing Santa Claus? I Pity the Fool!
- The mistletoe was hung like a holiday armadillo
- Die hard is out favorite Christmas movie
- It’s the most wonderful time for a beer
- Hohohold my beer
- Yellow snow....it’s just extra flavor
- Merry Quizmas!
- Christmas is Coming, I'll Have Another Drink
- Sorry that our trivia host had his Appendix out, but you have a much better sound system! Merry Christmas
- Ghost of Christmas Passed Out
- Jingle my bells in chains
- Deck the balls
- Jingle your balls
- Why is Santa so damn jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live
- Jingle my balls
- The Noel it alls
- He sees you when you're sleeping
- Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins
- Jingle ALL the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler
- Kiss Me Under the Mistle Toad
- Tits the season
- Rudolphs red rocket

Friends Trivia Night
- I’m Rhonda, and these aren’t real
- First, a layer of lady fingers, then a layer of jam. Custard - which I made from scratch. Raspberries, more lady fingers. Beef sautéed with peas and onions. More custard, sliced bananas, and then I put whipped cream on top
- Silly putty foreskin
- You will always be the man who peed on me
- Ft ugly naked team
- Princess, Comsuela, and the Banana Hammocks
- They don’t know, that we know that they know
- Joey Trivianis
- “The one where only 1 person watches Friends sometimes”
- Hey Regina, get your hands out of my carpetbag and off my WENUS
- Miss Chanandler Bong
- Gum...Would Be Perfection
- I Know It's Not My Place, But Please Don't Name Your Team Phoebo
- The Hermaphrodite Cheerleaders From Long Island
- A Who's Who of Human Crap
- We're Kick You in The Crotch Spit on Your Neck Fantastic
- Phoebe's Bitches
- The Transponsters
- Ugly Naked Team
- Chandler's Angels
- Fun Bobby featuring The Nubbins
- The One With All The Answers
- Did Actresses Not Wear Bras in the 90s?
- They Don't Know That We Know They They Know We Know
- Regina Phalange + The Space Cowboys
- Monana...It's Pennsylvania Dutch
- The Moo Point
- The Phoebo's
- Jamepelle Claude
- The one with gayges kahn
- WE Ate Ross's sandwich
- 7....7... 7. ...7.........

42 Ale House
- I’ve been dreaming of a McCarthy-less christmas

Bank Shot
- Four Idiots Walk Into a Bar (61)
- The 29 Year Old Virgin AKA Bday Boy Paul (
- Dixie Wrecked
- Dirty Pirate Hookers

Ale Station
- Four Drinks a Drunking

Bavarian Bierhaus
- It's the most wonderful time for a beer

Black Husky Brewing
- One of us is sleeping with the quizmaster and we still can’t win

Brass Monkey
- What takes a billion years to form and is unbreakable? My erection.
- $60 buys you Mediterranean Avenue and Quizmaster Katelin for a night of hot, steamy fun!
- My Stocking - Not the Only Thing St. Nick's Gonna Stuff Tonight

Caffrey's Pub
- B&O is a stinky railroad

- Do Corellians Dream of Electric Sheep?
- Participation Trophy Wives
- We Had to Google a Team Name

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Mike McCarthy Has A Better Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning Than Getting Hired Again
- The Shart Line Railroaders
- Pluto May Not Be A Planet, But Uranus Is A Black Hole
- The Dicks of Hazard
- Let's Get Ready to Stumble
- We Did About As Well As McCarthy
- Who's In My Mouth

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Splooge McFuck
- What's the difference between Snow men and Snow women? Snow balls!
- Dwayne "The Rock of Gibraltar" Johnson
- There's a Yeti in my Spaghetti
- Crack Dat Nut

Camp Bar, Tosa
- I'll give you a 10" that ends in an "O"
- The Cardinals were McCarthy's Red Scare
- Want to hear about acorns? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree
- Dicks of Hazard & Genital Lee
- Spokane like a rusty trombone
- Jama Khashoggi Never Saud it Coming
- The Crackers R Lookin' For a White Christmas

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- What do ET and the male anatomy have in common?

Compass Bar
- Cunning Linguists
- Your mom has the whitest teeth i've ever come across
- Duran Duran best band ever (if you don't vote for us Ryan will fire you)
- Michael Cohen's tight butthole

Jack's American Pub
- No puzzles no puzzles no puzzles
- McCarthyism was lame anyways
- Quiz on my face
- Add us on farmer's only
- Lindsay Lohan's bleached butthole has a yellow hue from crack rocks

Loaded Slate
- Oooo Kelly Clarkson
- Flat earthers
- Feel the rhythm feel the rhyme, look out loaded Slate it’s trivia time

McFleshman's Brewing Co.
- Are you there Kayne? It's me Margret
- We're not here on a date
- Ok Google, when is my father coming home?

- Babraham Flincoln
- Wax on Brazilian Wax Off
- You know nothing about the Olympics, Jon snow
- Swigging swooty, we’re coming for Djibouti
- Die Hard for Die Hard
- I’m about to quiz!

Milwaukee Ale House
- Santa's big package sliding down your chimney
- String of lights on a limp dick
- I once found a brown M&M in my skittles
- Tennis grunt
- Miss dunkin donut 2003

Milwaukee Brat House
- Your mom costs $60 in Monopoly money!
- Poor Santa Only Comes Once a Year

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood 
- Clits tits and baseball mitts. May your hand always be on one
- Where did planet Jupiter sit? He Saturn Uranus
- My right hand set the land speed record
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Lick us on Facebook

New Berlin Ale House
- My dong goes a long way in Vietnam
-Dorothy Mantooth is a saint
- We got 99 problems..... help!

Newsroom Pub
- And the most creative team name goes to...

- This is our first date so if we win can we get a big prize so we can have a second date?

Rally Time West Bend
- We Put The Ho in Holidays
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Full Frontal Nerdity
- Michael Cohen Wants Soap On A Rope For Christmas

Red Lion Pub
- Hey McCarthy, go pack...your bags
- You can milk anything with nipples

Second Salem Brewing
- San Francisco Fourty Whiners

The Tosa Tavern
- These questions suck
- We hear Mike McCarthy was sitting on the lawn chair that was airlifted by balloons
- Orange you glad to see me?
- Please don't be last
- Harry Potter Questions are stupid
- Keith Richards and the Survival of the fittest

Whole Foods Streeterville
- I thought this was speed dating

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Michael Cohen’s Christmas Vacation


Thursday, December 13, 2018

Thursdays 8pm
(starting January 10th)

750 N Jefferson St
Milwaukee, WI 53202

$1-off Jack Daniel's Mixers
$5-off all pitchers
$15 buckets of beer
(Miller Lite, Coors Lite, High Life)
Burger Night: featured burger deal every week!

Rotating prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name every week

Claire M.

Best Team Names of November 2018!

Thursday, December 06, 2018

Parks and Recreation Trivia
- The Moon Shall Join Your Coalition!
- Ya Heard With Perd
- Are We Getting Paid? Knope
- I’m Perd Hapley and this teams name is the name of this team!
- Three Skin (Formerly Four Skin)
- Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.
- The Perd-verts
- Joan Callamezzo's Powdered Vagina
- You had me at meat tornado.
- The questions on this page were answered by the team that is called "the Perd-verts."
- Gary, Jerry, Larry, Terry Gergich Gengrich
- Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the computer and it says you have network connectivity problems
- You had me at meat tornado
- Jerry’s fart attack
- I’m a feminist, if I had to have a stripper name it would be equality
- PCP makes it fun
- I’m perd Halley and our trivia name is the name of this trivia team
- Stop. Pooping.
- Jan cooper will give you chlamydia

42 Ale House
- Our chances of winning are about the same as the packers making the playoffs

Bavarian Bierhaus
- I can’t say that name out loud

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- We would have won trivia if not for those meddling kids
- I would do anything for best team name, BUTT I won’t do that

Black Husky
- Jeff Sessions- Former AG, current Keebler elf
- I would do anything for best team name, BUTT I won’t do that
- Stallis Lives Matter
- Mary Poopins

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- I voted for One Eyed Willy on ERECTION Day
- Tiger Woods loved to drop anchor in Victoria!
- In my recreational activities, ATV stands for Ass to Vagina
- Josh didn't draw a penis on his receipt this week!
- Fallopian Swim Team

- Weapons of Mass Seduction
- Lick Us on Facebook
- Plaid Parenthood
- Tear Gas or Bust
- Peyton's ManThing

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- I Mustache You A Question, But I'll Shave It For later 
- Still Spending All Our "Camp"aign Funds on Booze
- Crossing Swords, But Not In The Men's Room
- What's The Difference Between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump? A White Russian
- Cause Here At Camp, We're Better Than You and We Know It
- Lay Off The Coke, Eleven
- It's Okay Pluto, We're Not A Planet Either
- You Eat Pieces of Shit For Breakfast?!

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- The Sun is as close to Uranus as I want to get
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- Gobble This!
- Camp Bar Cyber Monday Special

Camp Bar, Tosa
- George Washington Spent His Campaign Money on Boobs
- How much booze does it take to get to Uranus?
- Tis Nothing But a Raw Horse Flesh Wound
- Second Hand Sex Toys R Us
- That McDonalds Question Made Me Grimace
- Winston Churchills Pee Wee
- Color Outside the Lines Like Michael J Fox
- We Trusted the Jew with the Money Question but He Got It Wrong
- Monica Lewinsky Votes Republican Now Because Democrats Left a Bad Taste in Her Mouth
- Pluto? I'm waiting for a high definition picture of Uranus!
- Escape or Die Frying is Mel Gibson's Holocaust Story

Caffrey's Pub
- We Can Still Get Wood
- Almost Famous: A Clay Aiken Story
- Wet Farts at the Fiserv Forum
- Claps For Everyone

Club 400
- Bees and condoms, 2 things I don’t mess with
- Does anyone know if an olive is a fruit or a vegetable?

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- Kingdom of the Quiz-tal Skull
- To infinity and Beyonce

Compass Bar
- Like a suburned penis, we can't be beat
- Trivia Newton John
- Titanic: the first ice bucket challenge
- Bite the sheets I'm coming in dry
- Malaria heaters and small pox blankets
- In dog beers, we've had 1
- Moaning myrtle's chamber of secrets

Izzy Hops
- Check out my midterm erection
- In Soviet Russia Tennis Plays You
- Some if us are dating, some of us are just friends BN: Galapago fuck Dick Cheney
- Diamonds Are Forever, but Tindr is more fun
- William (the "J" stands for "Jerk Me Off") Clinton

Jack's American Pub
- Mexican Wrestling: Only summer olympic sport requiring a mask
- "All my life I wanted to be a Quizmaster"
- See(C) Yo(U) (N)ext (T)uesday
- Ivanka Trump's private email account

The Kerry Piper
- The Nation of Quizlam

Loaded Slate
- The touchables
- Wait there’s 2 cities in Oklahoma?
- Make the packers great again
- Tom Brady in the streets, Greek freak in the sheets
- Michael got Cohen-Ed

- The Last "L" Country

- Winter Came
- Gang Green Bay Packers
- Cirrulous Black is my Patronus
- McCartney would be a better coach than McCarthy

Milwaukee Ale House
- My couch pulls out but I don’t 
- Ding dong the witch is dead 
- Last weeks losers
- Stuffing her before thanksgiving
- Bungee jumping with condoms
- Zipping up your testicles, not as old as the phone?
- Ye oldie mcboaty Constrictor? I hardly know her!
- Trivia: cures what ales you
- Tubes and turkeys
- Stuff my turkey
- Lettuce cure your ecoli
- The smashed potatoes
- Condoms and Rattlesnakes: two things we dont fu$# with
- Foccacia be kidding me!!!!
- I come faster than the trolley
- Not your Grandma's Bingo
- One fish, two fish, red fish, penis.

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- We couldn’t think of anything so we drew a penis
- I like to get stuffed like my turkey
-  I earned those Facebook points

Milwaukee Brat House
- Eva, Can I Stab Bats in a Cave?
- Kung Pao Chicken: China's 5th Greatest Invention

New Berlin Ale House
- Getting quizzy with it 
- Thanks to viagra, tonight is erection night! 
- Uncles with benefits
- Trump only comes when his showers are golden
- My pants of mass destruction
- Florida recount committee 8th
- Quizards of oz
- Don't look up body building children online
- Moisturizer?  I hardly know her!

Newsroom Pub
- I drug my boyfriend here with promises that football would be on the TV

- 1864 Olympic circle jerking hold medalists
- We don't always drink PBR... But when we do we also drink whiskey
- Quiz in my pants

Raised Grain Brewing
- I Quizzed in my Pants
- Go Hang a Salami, I'm A Lasagna Hog (its a palindrome)

Rally Time, West Bend
- When we lose, we still booze.
- My Trivia team has a trivia problem

Red Lion Pub
- Countries that start with the Letter L; El Salvador

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- The shia la boeuf holes
- At least we got third

The Tosa Tavern
- Quizmaster hiring? I work well with difficult people, signed Jeff Sessions
- The one time we trust Wikipedia
- Binge watched the Simpsons So we could get #13 right

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Checkers @ Walmart
- Thanksgibbon
- Tequila Mockingbird 

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Contact your Doctor if this ELECTION lasts more than 4 hours
- Hermione Texas Granger
- Couches pull out and so should you
- This thanksgiving: trump eats the turkey and pardons himself.
- How can global warming be real when my feet are so cold?

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Not in Sessions Anymore
- Hitman In a Porno Movie
- Banned from All Press Conferences
- Jive Turkeys
-  Paul’s Manafortication

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- They did surgery on a grape!?

MKE League Table

Sunday, December 02, 2018

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The table below shows the  FINAL league standings after 10 weeks of play (all scores as of and including December 2nd, 2018)...

The top 20 teams have qualified for the post-season tournament game at Milwaukee Brat House Shorewood on December 11th. We will be emailing all team captains soon and sending out hints the day of the quiz via email. The higher you finished the more hints you got! 

How does the scoring work?
- All teams are awarded 10 points for attending a quiz

- A team is awarded additional points based on how well they do at a quiz...
----- 1st place = 5 points (so 15 points total)
----- 2nd place = 4 points (so 14 points total)
----- 3rd place = 3 points (so 13 points total)
----- 4th place = 2 points (so 12 points total)
----- 5th place = 1 point (so 11 points total)

- Any position 6th place or lower does not offer any additional points, so those teams earn the 10 points just for attending the quiz

- BONUS: We will offer "bonus points" for teams attending certain venues. Watch our Facebook page for announcements on where you can earn bonus points just for showing up. Most of these bonus venues will offer 20 points just for showing. Winning a quiz at such a venue will earn a team 25 points rather than the 15 points you could earn at a regular venue.

Brat House Shorewood to Host Tournament for MKE League!

Wednesday, November 28, 2018
MKE League teams! Our latest league is about to come to a close (we are in the final week as we speak) and we have just announced the venue for the post-season tournament quiz!

That event will take place at the Milwaukee Brat House in Shorewood (NOT downtown Milwaukee) in Milwaukee on Tuesday December 11th. The quiz will take place during the bar's regularly scheduled Tuesday trivia. The event is invite-only with the top 20 finishers qualifying for a spot. However, as the event is scheduled during regular trivia, other teams are welcome to play but will not qualify to win the bars $500 in cash prizes and other swag for league teams!

This event will be $1 per player -- all a tip for the regular Quizmaster host.

Tournament topics will include pop culture staples from movies, TV, music and sports. Bring your ringers for all kinds of topics, as knowledge will be across the board.

Watch our Facebook page as select venues will offer extra incentives and bonus points between now and then.

MKE League Post Season Tournament details...

When: Tuesday December 11th, 7-9pm

Location: Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood

How much: $1 per player (going to the regular host as a tip!)

What else: Top ten MKE League finishers will get a table reserved --- all others will be first-come, first-serve.

Will teams be seeded? Yes! Teams will be seeded. The higher your seed, the more quiz hints your team will get in advance.

Team size limit? Yes, teams for the post-season tournament will be limited to 8 players.

What are the Prizes? We'll be giving away $500 cash during the tournament as well as Brat House gift cards! Other useless goodies and Quizmaster swag will also be up for grabs too.

But until then, we suggest your team gets busy quizzin' to rack up your league score! And be sure to look out for venues offering bonus points by following us on Facebook or Twitter.


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