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Spotlight FeudMaster's Funniest Answers of January and February 2023 Quizmaster Trivia Wednesday, March 01, 2023 3 Sheeps BrewingWhat’s the first thing you are likely to be asked at your high school reunion? Answer: Do you still have herpes?What kind of food might be served at wedding that's on a severe budget? Answer: Bag of dicksAsking 100 married women: name something you'd be surprised to hear your husband picked up? Answer: An STDName a hot place where you'd never expect to see someone to be eating ice cream? Answer: Mexico-----------------------------------------Fat Daddy'sName a talent a person is born with and can't be taught? Answer: Blow Jobs-----------------------------------------Milwaukee Brat House, ShorewoodName something a dog pees on that would be weird to see a person pee on? Answer: My wifeName a form of communication that would be the worst way to break up with someone on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Carrier Pigeon-----------------------------------------Pete's PubWhat on the playground do you wish was adult sized? Answer: The Children What would be hard for a woman who was in her last month of pregnancy to do? Answer: Eat AssBesides “biographies”, what section of a book store would a memoir of YOUR life belong in? Answer: "Still a Virgin"What does your Mom do better than your wife? Answer: Handles my penisGuys, what would you do if a hot co-worker flirted with you at work? Answer: Ask for IDName a gag gift that someone might get at an “over the hill” birthday party? Answer: ViagraName an animal beginning with H that would be a disgusting entree for a Valentine's Day dinner? Answer: Hamsters-----------------------------------------Rally TimeName something you’d see on your lover's face that would make you not want to kiss them? Answer: Salty FrostingHow can you tell your girlfriend is turning into a mermaid? Answer: She starts to smell like fish.What might a wife be holding that would make her think “I could really hurt my husband with this”? Answer: His ToolWhat’s the softest part of your body? Answer: Gary's Dick----------------------------------------- See Full Post Share
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(*Pic not to scale) - Iguana you glad I didn’t say quiz in my pants?- Pluto is the brightest planet in my heart - Are you Ed Sheeran‘s brother or are you my dad, mom and a cat?- If the Shire had Taco Bell, one of the meals would be fourth meal - I’m a postman, not an ass man —Newman - Barbie was originally a German sex dollEagle Park - Muskego- Fortnite Saved My Marriage- an awesome team name on your sheet as well - I can’t feel my face when I’m with you - Eyebrow lickers- Shoot me in the balls and call me KareemFox River House- The Squirrel Girls…because we like nuts!Gathering Place - Milwaukee- Gnomon clap clap Gnomoff- The First Two pages of Frankenstien - Quizlet University Alumni- The Great Wall of [va]china- John's Surprisingly Intimate Twilight KnowledgeIzzy Hops- Tupac and Stacy’s Mom had a Summer of Love- Pregaming Ass Wednesday- Hitler’s Ungrateful Nephew is a Nepo - Baby Stephen Hawking’s Last Stand - Call Me Han cause I’m Flying Solo - 4 Min. 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This is my tickle pear!- I didn't think Trivia would be the one Fucking me Tonight- It's better to be sucked IN a plane, than sucked out of a plane- 1912 Titanic Swimteam- If narrating a movie counts, then I Star on Pornhub every night- Look man I have Rhinotillexomania"O'Lydias- We met on bumble - If you saw me on tinder, bumble, AND hinge... no you didn't- Were you the silent generation or the SILENCED generation - Judo-ka- to be kidding me it's not judoer- free, spinach, pizza from Mars to Uranus- It's Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305 - Salty Sea Men- Cincinnati Zoo stole our sweet prince, RIP HarambePanther Pub- Monica Lewinsky had on job … on her knees- One Point Shy of a Good Time- Triple PsPerspective Brewing Co- Tom Brady Sees his Shadow Tomorrow: 6 More Years with the Buccaneers- We Miss Old Kanye - Get Outta Here Devil- I'd Give My Left Nut to Win Trivia- Collectively, We Have 3 More Balls than Lance Armstrong - 99 Red Chinese Spy Balloons over US Airspace.Pete's Pub- Cube-shaped Hershey squirts- Chick Fellatio- Fat Tired Girls Make the Rockin World Go RoundPilot Project- Ferment-2-Be- I got knocked up on Grinder- The Dinner Rolls- Honestly, that "Winter Storm" wasn't that badRaised Grain- I’ll give you a deep head pump - Our drinking team has a trivia problem - Bukakke ruins carpet- We drink and we know things sometimes - Butts and guts - We thought this was speed datingRally Time, West Bend- The Heaviest Organ In QM John's Mom is My Dick - I May Not Be A Dentist But I Know How To Fill Your Mom's Cavities- We May Not Be Smart, But We Got All The Booze Questions Right- Princess Jasmine Kissed John And Started Foaming At The Mouth- General Sherman was Constipated And Could Only Poo Jelly Bellys, Thimbles and Top Hats. - Crouching Women, Hidden Cucumbers.Red Lion Pub- What do Aaron Rodgers and an abused child have in common? They both shit and piss in a dark room for days at a time. - Did you know Scary Spice stole toilet paper from Nelson Mandela's bathroom? Second Salem Brewing- The Snuffleupagus is Just Big Bird's Drug-Induced Hallucination- SNOW Business Being This HOTSIP MKE- She's Lookin' for a 4someSportClub- Terry Bradshaw: 4 Super Bowls, 2 Penises- The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Ron's Tug Nuts- There's No Time To Die, Yoshi!- This Trivia Host Gets Me Hardy ;)State Line Distillery- Legally buzzed- We 8, no crumbs- Quiztopher Walken- Whisky Tango FoxtrotStation 1 Brewing- Love Stinks, Let’s Get Drinks- Dumblenip’s Quality Tips - Here for the BeerThird Space Brewing- The Boys and their GoomadaasThe Tosa Tavern- The Amazing Ashpoles- Nagasaki on my Fat Man- Live and Let’s Snow Blow- Wine dine and 69 meUncommon Pints- The Marvelous Guardians of Peter Parkers Pack of Hairy Tugnuts- Party BonersUpDown MKE- Jeffrey dahmer was a vegan!- Rizz master trivia- Maddy is our Eye Candy - No Time to Drop Eggs - Let’s Hear it for Mushrooms!- Genetically Modified Bois in the HoodVintage- My poops are poop shaped not cube shaped- How’s your hole family - Millie’s VanilliWhole Foods - East Side Tap, Milwaukee- Hamm SoloWhole Foods - Red Star Bar, Streeterville- Weenie Hut General- Unemployed Hand Models Looking for Hand Jobs- Shit, what's our team name?Wisconsin Brewing Co- but what did Stacy's Dad look like? 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