Red Rock Saloon
- Te-Bow...you don't have to put on a jersey tonight
- I'll take an Osama Bin Laden... 2 shots and a drop of water
- Brewers are making the Pirates their Butt Pirates. Arggg!
- The glove was on the hand that wasn't on MacCauley Culkin
- Is that a mirror in your pants because I can totally see myself in them!
- "You'll never bite alone"
- Wanna see my play-off beard?
- We suck, just like you mom
- Volcanoes Blow Like Axford
- What do Uncle Ben, whole wheat and Condeleza have in common?
- The Axeman Bloweth
- This Team WON!... April Fools!
Cafe Hollander
- Scissor Me Timbers
- Did You Know If You Have "The Clapper" The Song Roxanne Will Turn Your Lights On And Off
- Where Can I Get A Custom T-Shirt Made? No, Seriously, I Need One For Saturday. Where Can I Get That Done?
- Ann Frank: Hide And Seek World Champ
- Saved By The Smell
- The Ladies Call My Cock: "La Petite Roche"
- Drew's Mom Gives Out More Than An ATM
- Much Like My Penis When I Watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, This Quiz Was Harder Than I Expected
- The Wolverines Only Won Because The Milverine Wasn't In The Tournament
- What's 10 Inches Wide? The Dick About To Enter Michigan?
- Kevin Ware's Your Shin
- Kevin Ware and The Terrible Tibias
- Boobytrap Backwards Is Partyboob!
- If Rome Invaded Carthage From Behind, Would Greece Help?
- The Quizmaster Won't Say Vagina
- I Like Rape
- Break A Leg Louisville
- The Brewers Lost Their Home Opener . . . April Fools!
Caffrey's Pub
- I'm gonna deep blue your something
- Speaking of blade runner, is Oscar Pistorius single?
- Tim Tebow: now it's your turn to come out of the closet
- I wish this microphone was Jason Collins''s penis
- I'm 22, I go to Marquette. I'm white. And I'm straight.
- Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off
- Chomp so hard, Luis Suarez be jealous
- I maybe a hooker but anal ain't for free
- Like a futon, we pull out
- Swallow the yellow thick load...trust me it's thick
- At least Helen Keller thinks I'm pretty
- Homeless Egyptians
- Margaret Thatcher...I still would
- Your son wants to go to art school
- Maculley Culkin masturbates home alone
- Any dog less than 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless #ronswanson
- Kevin Wares leg
- I will fucking cunt punt you
- Gag a little bit to make me feel big
- All we're good for is ass n titties
Camp Bar
- Bucks fall down and go BOOM!
- In front of LBJ's Heatles
- The Quizmaster is at least twice as British as Madonna
- If we all lived in a yellow submarine, beans would be banned
- Sometimes I jerk off in the bathroom, sometimes
- #Bostonstrong!
- I'd tell you about my penis, but its a long story
- What happened when the two antennas got married?.... The wedding was decent... but the reception was great.
- London + Whale = Adele.... you do the math
- The worlds most conservative bar sluts
- Fuck everything, I quiz in your mouth and camp on your chest
- I c**t understand you
Two Bucks
- April Showers Bring May Flowers, Mayflowers Bring Pilgrims
- The straddle, western roll and scissor jump; just a few of my favorite sex positions
- You can pollinate my flower anytime
- Pareidolia: The Ability to See Elvis' Boobs At All Times
- Anne Frank...you mean that deaf, dumb and blind chick?
- Siskel and Ebert gives Margaret Thatcher 2 Thumbs Down To Hell
- Cody's boyfriend gave him throat AIDS
- 2 Queers and a Beard
- War Jokes, I Did Nazi That Coming
- Kevin Ware: Unbreakable
- Margaret Thatcher's Body Snatcher
- I'm starting a collection of vibrators called Toys for Twats
- Liquor? I Didn't Even Know 'Er.
- Kim Jong Kardashian - The Kim-Ye Baby
- Hoverboards Don't Work on Water, Unless You Got POWAA!!
- Kevin Ware's Tibia Night
- Married Homosexuals Don't Have Sex Either!
- Breaking Trivia Records like Kevin Ware's Leg
Antonio's Sports Bar
- Casey Anthony's Pregnant
- We Suck Again
- Is That a Quizmaster Pen in Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
- The Rusty Spoons
- Fat, Drunk and Stupid is No Way to Go Through Life Son
- Hold My Beer While I Take a Quiz
Whiskey Bar
- Cunt Punt
- You Bet Anne Frank Was A Bielieber!
- I Remember When Pluto Was Still A Planet
- What's the Difference Between a Pizza and a Jew? Pizza's Don't Scream When You Put Them In The Oven
- When Weird Al Wrote The Lyrics To Amish Paradise, Planned Parenthood Was Known As Coathanger Contraception
- Gangsta's Paradise Is no fucking joke man
- Maggie Thatcher had a lot of balls
- I am so sick of coming up with a team name
- People Need To Relax, North Korea Is The Nation State Equivalent Of The Short Bus
McGillycuddy's
- Your French Does Suck Ass, And So Does Latrell Sprewell
- Why Does Michael J Fox Make The Best Milkshakes? Because He Uses The Best Ingredients, You Cruel Bastards
- Minnesota - Where All The Men Are Fat, The Women Are Handsome, And The Hockey Team Sucks!
- When You're This Fucked, The Team Name Doesn't Matter
- What Do And Airplane And An Illegal Abortion Have In Common? The Hanger
- Shit.
- I'm Gonna Burn Down LeBron's House And Manneken Pis On The Ashes
- Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Go To The Bathroom? It Has A Silent P
- If Chris Brown Has A Greatest Hits Album WIll Rihanna Be On It?
- Who The Fuck Likes Pears?
- Fuck Michigan, The Auto Industry Already Has
- Why Don't Michigan Orphans Play Baseball? They Don't Know Where Home Is . . . Fuck Michigan
- I Don't Do Cocaine, I Just Like The Way It Smells
- Obama's Knife Control Policy Isn't Working
- Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning
- How Many Marquette Fans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 12. One To Screw It In, 11 To Talk About How Awesome 1977 Was
- Kevin Ware Gives Me A Boner
New Berlin Ale House
- I've Got A Six-Pack Of Smirnoff Ice, Which Way To The Closest Middle School?
- Red Headed Step Child
- Rickie Weeks' Downstairs Dreadlocks
- Why Wasn't Jessica Rabbits' Ass Part Of This Quiz?
- Coming Up With A Team Name Is Hard. So Am I
- 2 Muffs and A Diver
- Ass Up Face Down
- Why Was Mike In The Bathroom So Long?
- The 4 Guys Watching The Brewer Game Right Over There, Like Seriously Right Over There
- My Grandma Can't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box!
The Hotch Spot
- Always Wipe Front To Back
- The Purple-Headed Yogurt Slingers
- Rattlesnakes and Condoms... Two Things I dont Fuck With
- Open Condom Style
- With our Powers Combined... We Are Captain Planet!!
- Thats the last time a coach tells his players to break a leg
- Milwaukee Natives who dont know the fonz as anything other than the fonz
Titletown Brewing Co
- Dick Trickle? Consult your doctor about Flomax
- The rent-a-cop, nascar driver, mortician, marine biologist, and berry picker
- Everyone, calm the fuck down…Dennis Rodman's got this!
- One for the money, two for the money shot!
- That's a big beer. Everyone look at that beer! It's delicious!
- Teaching with my glock out
O'Lydias
- Kurt Russell kicked the Soviet's Ass in 1980
- Axe the Axeman
- Dingle Berries are good for you
- Our server is getting just the tip!
- Maybe it's Maybeline, maybe it's not - either way, she's painted up like a whore!
- Some Like it Cock
- I HOPE BRAUN FUCKING CUNT PUNTED SEGURA AFTER HE STOLE FIRST
- My kid went to Iraq and all I got was this crappy ransom note
- Apparently it's a new trend called (w)izzing. It could be a silent "Q".
- Yovanni Hallardo Driving School
- Gallardo's Ride Home
- Bag O' Dicks
- The only reason we lost is because we're drunker than Gallardo on a Monday Night
- After last night, I hope John Axford runs backwards through a Blessing of Unicorns
- I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
- Some joke about Margaret Snatcher...
- Snatching That Thatch; Hard As Iron
- A Gagglefuck of Unicorns
- "Thatch" - All Folks!
- A "Murder" of Unicorns
- There is a me in team
Milwaukee Brat House
- Compton is the lowest point in California
- Period Farts
- Summer of 69, the best days ever...in my pants
- Anne Frank's 2nd Place Hide and Seek Champs
- We all came here and all we got was... come on our tits
- Some like it hot, we just like it on top
- Burn the QUEEL!
- Couldn't give two Schlitz
- Cum Farts
- Ke$ha with Buscemi eyes is way more attractive than Ke$ha with Ke$ha eyes
- Who give a fuck, Ryan says we aren't going to win anyway
- Flash of my Tit-ans
- I wish Adam Scott would put his balls in my hole
- Chlamydia Inc.
- My Boyfriends Missile Is Bigger Than N Koreas...but probably not as big as Kim Jung Un's
- Kim Jung Un, that pudgy fuck
- Ryan's London Eye is... in my pants
- Charlie Sheen's finger bang paintings!
- I want to Jackson Pollock all over Jessica Biel's face
Major Goolsby's
- Dorothy Mantooth Is A Saint!
- Dick Harder Than The Math Test I Didn't Study For
- My Girlfriend Hasn't Talked To Me In A Year, So I Taught Myself Sign Language
- Smells Like A Used Diaper Filled With Indian Food
- Broccoli Rob and The Boner Biter Ft. Adam Lavine and An Asian
- Sex Panther: 60% Of The Time It Works Every Time
- Inside Margaret Thatcher's Cold, Dry, Dead Pussy
- Oompa Fuckin Loompa
- Gwen Stani's Banana Hammock
- We Beat The Queel Like Coach Rice Beats His Players
- A Whale's Vagina
- Poppin' It Like Louisville's Ware
Mulligans Irish Pub
- How Much Money Does it Take to Buy a Senator and Glock-Block Legislation?
- I Just Quizzed My Pants!
Black Rose Irish Pub
- Chodie Foster
- We Like Our Beer Like We Like Our Violence: Domestic
- I Banged a Lesbian Last Night #Ooosh
- You Know whats Good for Shoulder Pain? If You Lick My Butthole
- Making up a Team Name is Hard, And So Am I
- Michael J.Fox does the best Harlem Shake
- Our Mom Never Hugged Us, Our Dad Hugged Us Too Much
- With My Ginger Hair and White Complexion, I Look Like a Lit Spliff
- Walt Quizney Wordl
- Fish Dicks
- If Justin Timberlake Greeces My Nine Inch Nail, I Will Long Jump on Zach Braff's Banana
- I forgot to ask, Do you Like Guacamole?
- The Deep Sea Muff Divers
- My Favorite Color is Ham
- Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My Name is Will and I have a Small Cock
- Does Uranus Have Rings?
Grafton Ale House
- The George W Bush library?... I had no idea there are so many pop-up books!
- What does Luis Suarez and Mike Tyson have in common?
- Anal Bum Cover
- Lil Wayne and Woodrow Wilson are my favorite members of G-Unit
- 2 Quizzers, 1 Cup
- Your mother's left hand club
- Dear Chicago, enjoy our poop
- At least your 0.22 BAC was lower than Axford's ERA Yovani!
- You pulled that POO questions right out of Uranus
- You have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
- Thatcher is dead. Our thoughts are with Satan at this trying and difficult time
- Free mustache rides from Ulysses Grant
- R Kelly can bump and grind on my Moby Dick
- Axford should work at 7-11, they never close
- Axford's bar and grill, we never close
- Our team sucks Moby Dick
- Something something.... Bilbo sounds like dildo
- We all know the French Open can't be played on a smooth surface... the don't shave
- Stinky Messi Feet
- Kleenex, Band Aid, Speedo, Frisbee: all things that have been on my penis
- "Quiz It, Quiz It... all you wanna do is quiz it!"
- There's something about Mary Todd Lincoln
- Came for the orgy, stayed for the trivia
- Beating "it" to New Kids on the Block
- Just like Walmart, Axford never closes
- North Korea may touch China but not the United States
The Highbury
- What do Beyonce and a skier have in common? They both ride Mogols.
- The George W's "I ain't never opened a book and now I opened a libary"
- I went to the Highland Games and brought my own "Caber" to toss
- Riders of Lohan
- What do a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common? Either way somebody's losing a trailer.
- Bilbo Baggins went out to see the dragons, but all he found was a Moby Dick.
- I've played w/ myself before--- but this is ridiculous
- Idaho?! You da ho. Bitch
- Two members of our team came out of the same vagina
Three Lions Pub
- Does the cock ring on my head make my face look fat?
- What do the FA & KKK have in common? They both have foreigners # free Suarez
- I hit my snooze button so many times, it thought it was engaged to Chris Brown
- Tokyo Swallows...but Mark Spitz
- Jesus is Coming ; open your mouth
- How do your say "drunk driver" in Spanish? Yovani Giallardo
- A fuckton of caterpillars
- Margaret Thatcher is dead sexy
- What does grandma taste like? Depends
- Wrong direction
- Margaret Thatcher? Hardly knew her
- Jackson Can finger my Pollock and Make it Drip Whenever he Wants
- Ryan Wickens Fan Club
- No one Listen to Jonas
- The Lord of the Shepherd Pies
Rusty's
- I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ground Up and In The Freezer
- I, Quizmaster Matt, Laughed My Ass Off During the First 10 Minutes of "Up."
- Quiztina Aguliera
- Lots of Skid Marks at POO Airport
- Men are From Mars, Women Love Penis
- Dildo Baggins: An Unexpected Journey
- Pink Tacos Leave a Bad Taste in My Mouth
- I hope our score is higher than Axford's ERA
- CEOs and Corporate Hoes
- I Beat the Queel Like Coach Rice Beats His Players
- Much Like My Penis When I Saw Danny Devito Naked, This Quiz Was Much Harder Than I Expected
- Colors That End in "Urple"
St. Francis Brewery
- George W. Bush Library, Really?
- The Freudian Slips
- Margaret Thatcher's Dead and I'm Not Feeling So Good Either
- 50 Shades of Drunk
- Trivia Cooks Heart, Heart Cooks Brain, Brain Cooks Trivia
- It's Spring; We're So Excited We Wet Our Plants
- May the Swarts Be With You...Adorable!
The Eatery on Farwell
- Somethings I only have one of, but it isn't my penises
- The only Beef I have about the Queel is that it doesn't make me queef when I squeel
- 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt
- Leave the money on the dresser
- It's as dry as a desert down there, you're going to need some Vaseline
- Nobody is better at creating the Domino Effect on a man than Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinton's Blowjob Dungeon (aka the Oval Office)
- Bill Clinton said Monica Lewinsky had the Whitest Teeth He Ever Came Across
- When it Rains, it Whores
- Bitches Ain't Shit! Just Kidding
Vino 100
- Dead Squirrels In The Attic
- Crying? There's No Crying In Trivia
- Best Trivia Team Name Ever
- I'd Like To Send My Space Ship to Uranus!
- Keep Your $15 We Don't Have A Team Name
- Teddy Roosevelt: The Original Mustache Rough Rider
- Phuck You Kim Jong-Un!
- One Man Wolf Pack
