Stranger Things 
- Mrs. Wheeler is in all my episodes, too.
- Should I stay or should EGGO?
- Crankin' it up to ELEVEN
- Tastes like shit strawberry
- Good Will Hunting
- The Mouth Breathers
- Will's Warriors
- Get to the Hopper
- The Only Thing We Googled Was Mrs Wheelers Upside Down
- The Scoop Troop
- Hawkins AV Club

42 Ale House
- Making it rain on Stormy Daniels with Pablo
- The Loch Guinness Monsters

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- We thought this was speed dating
- Georgia ImpPeachment
- My Casio watch is tougher than I am
- We're Only Here For The Boooooos

Black Husky Brewing
- Hold my beer, I have to go pet that dog
- We were promised cake...and Jason
- It’s my birthday! I want a puppy! I love Black Husky
- Snip Snails and puppy dog tails

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- $200M for Titanic?! Some of that money should have went for more crotch shots and rubber nipples
- Hey Lauren, piece of advice: don't fall asleep with a lit cigarette
- Why does my cock look like a morel mushroom and sting like a fiery dragon when I pee?
- I can't believe someone broke into the garage and stole the limbo stick! I mean, seriously... how low can you go?
- Does it take less licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop if you use a well-placed finger in the backside?

Caffrey's Pub
- Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club
- Trebek's Rejects
- Our fakes worked!
- My wife left me :(
- Nation of Quizlam
- Hitler's Jew-elers
- Dixie Normous
- Mike Vick's Dog Shelter
- "One Call, Fuck Off!"
- Djibouti Looks Nice Today
- Probe My Sulcus
- Stop the bus! Help my brother Jack off
- Sandusky's Babysitting Services
- Epstein's Teen Outreach Center
- Batman: Part-Time Bat, Part-Time Man, Full-Time Orphan

Campsite 131
- The only thing that sucks more than the Cardinals is Polar Express
- Trumpkin Pie
- Lockmaster Rawhide Timberwolves
- Greece me up some chick peas
- Rafiki’s red hot butt cheeks
- Don’t Ukraine on my parade
- Quid pro quo duo
- If You're Case Is Fucked, You Must Obstruct
- Rafiki's Red Hot Butt Cheeks
- My Bedroom Is The Smallest Theme Park In The World
- Team Spoopy
- Trick or Treat Yo’Self
- Halloweenies

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Mother Fuckers
- Seething Cauldron of Angst
- Rattlesnakes and  condoms, two things we don't F with
- Gary Busey’s Teeth
- Normally taking your date to the empire state building is a bad idea
- Ghouls just wanna have fun

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- We Had A Job Interview At 10pm...Thanks A Lot
- The Quizmaster Was Late, But My Girlfriend Isn't
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Pain Perdu from the Top Turnbuckle!
- King Kong rubs the lotion on Ed Gein's Skin
- I don't always put on a happy face, but when I do it's someone else's
- Ed Geine's Discount Leathers

Camp Bar, Tosa
- What do you call a roman warrior with hair in his teeth? Glad he ate her
- D'oh I didn't know inflation was that bad?
- Single Dads Twerk from Home
- What do Brokeback Mtn and the Cowboys have in common?  They cowboys both suck
- What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale

Club 400
 - the return of the lock blockers

Colectivo, Lakefront
- 347,222 swipes on Tinder, one bottle of Chanel #5 sells
- Somebody Told Me About Djibouti

Craft Beer Cellar, Pewaukee
- Schlitz and giggle
- Kurt Cobain’s Carpet Stains
- Hoppy Ending
- Dingle Berry Jerry & the red hot hangers on
- Balls deep in Venus’s rose water dish
- Trumps Ex Wives
- The great snowy pumpkins
- Johnny Flush + the Rubber Plunger Commandos
- Ghosts in the cellar

East Troy Brewery
- Mikey needs food to focus
- The Illuminaughty
- Hair of the ass
- Rocking the birthday suit
- Marty, his ex-wife, and his new wife

Garage
- Downtown Abby our trivia host
- Quiztian Yelich

Hogs and Kisses
- This Is Our Team Name
- We Were On A Break

Izzy Hops
- Trivia Newton John’s
- Titanic Swim Team
- Team Funfhundert funf und funfzig
- Edgar Allen Hoes
- Somebody Told Me The Blair Witch Was Spider-Man

Jack's American Pub
- My Perfume is MAMBA NO. 5
- A billion swipes a day and I still can't get a date
- A whole buncha fuckery
- Tip your waitress, just the tip
- Drink Pineapple Juice, because OJ might kill you
- I don't know what to do with my hands
- What does the vulpes vulpes say?
- Are you sure they didn't make it HollyWeed?
- Fuck Box, Fuck Down, Fuck It
- I didn't go as spiderman, I went as man-spider. TOTALLY Different #2spook
- Hell, Michigan's Motto: "At least we're not Detroit"
- Undertaker?! I HARDLY KNOW HER!

Loaded Slate
- We suck
- Gene Simmons tongue
- Who the fuck knows all the members of one direction
- The moops
- Eli Manning’s face
- Poop Francis the turd
- The moops
- Rock of love runner ups
- Elijah Cummings for the last time
- Prestige worldwide
- I’m not clever

McFleshman's
- Carrie for Best Bartender
- I'm Hungary for your Vienna
- Ed Gein's Upholstery and Cafe

McGillycuddy's
- All of dan’s search history is BBW, maybe he owns stock
- BBW lovers
- JFK should have worn a helmet
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Republicans might be cunning linguists; but democrats are master debaters
- John and Kate minus 8
- I thought this was speed dating
- I love it when she calls me bagdhadi

Milwaukee Ale House
- Shut your “horde” mouth
- I once stayed at the pfister...and now I walk funny
- Impeach my bar tab
- Rubber nipples are our kryptonite (winner)
- Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you
- Betty Ford can still get it
- TGI Trivia Wednesday!
- Golden shower on the first date? What a prick!
- Crayola tampons
- Catholic Church Casting Couch

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- An Embarrassment of Quizzers
- The Gemini Vegetarians
- I Wish This Mic Was a Cock
- The Lights Are a Little Dim...Like Our Team
- We Are the Team That Says NEE
- Free Range Cow Farts: Don't Keep Em Penned Up!
- Avocado, Avocadon't
- William Shatner Mouth
- Ed Gein's Thick Peen
- Medusa Makes Me Hard
- How Many Licks Does It Take?
- Save Trees: Don't Wipe

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Quiz in my face and tell me you love me
- The job squad! Pin me! Pay me!
- Ronald Reagan is chic
- Your mom gets traded as bbw too!
- Bull moose knuckle sandwich
- The refs are helping us
- Some joke involving a shitzhu
- Thanks for repealing prohibition, love Wisconsin
- Radio killed rush Limbaugh
- Tommy pickles sister was an asshole

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- One of Us is a Quitter
- Two Girls, One Curd
- And That's Why My Dad Left
- Gettin Lucky in Kentucky
- The Halloweiners
- In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One
- Cocktoberfest

New Berlin Ale House
- How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan? IRAN
- More fun than a screendoor on a submarine
- Your a Quizard Harry!
- We thought this was speed dating
- Swan ejaculation station 2, LLC
- Djibouti Shatnered out those peanuts
- Trivia or Treat 4th
- E = Mc Hammered 8th
- My nips don't lie, it's cold outside.

Newsroom Pub
- Those Other Guys
- Amber's Pampers and the Baby Bottle Boppers
- Mysterious Bar Man

O'Lydias
- I would lick whipped cream off of Eleanor Roosevelts left hip

Raised Grain Brewing co.
- Umbilical Boys
- Quiz-triskaidekaphobia

Rally Time, West Bend
- Tour de Trivia
- Crampons, Crampoff
- Lance was the Sixth Osmond Brother
- NONE of Us Have Ever Dated Angelina Jolie
- Stoned Like Medusa
- Suck At Pool, Try Trivia!

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Its because we're sober
- Yeah you can have our ketchup
- You can't spell trivia without letters
- Boo"ze
- What's this? What's this? There's white stuff in the air?

The Tosa Tavern
- Amelia pushed it, pushed it real good
- SPQR stupid people quizzing roughly
- Celebrities disguised as terrible quiz takers
- I ordered a spotted cow not a spotted dick
- No more spotted dick for me, thank you
- Smashing trumpkins

Three Lions Pub
- Should be at Orange Theory, but screw exercise
- Shit, we still need a team name
- Marine adventures with Robert Dinero, who taught me everything I know about deep sea diving, this is Cuba Gooding, Jr.
- ImPEACH Cobbler
- R Kelly’s Pommel Horse
- High Velocity Streams
- We hope we’re married longer than Angelina
- If you didn’t know the Battle of Balaclava was from the Crimean war - CRY ME A river
- Ed Gein’s Custom Upholstry
- Shorrorwood
- Eating Brains 2 Get Brains

Wauwatiki
- A White Witch Watched a Woebegone Walrus Winding White Wool Widdershins
- We Need To Return Some Video Tapes
- Hanks For The Memories
- No, we're not doing bloody Stone Henge
- I'd Rather Win My Ex-wife's Weight In Beer
- The first three way I’ve been in today
- Staff infection
- Grapist

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Whole Fool$
- We Shop Here Aldi-time
- Guillotine 2020
- Trick or Trivia
- Queer and Present Danger.
- Screamers and moaners
- Guilloteen Hearthrobs

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- An Embarrassment of Hamsters
- Cremaster’s Reflex
- Imperial scientists
- Just here for the Boos!

Whole Foods, West Loop
- *enter obnoxiously esoteric team name here*
- The "Eddie the Eagles" of Trivia :(
- If Erin changes her name when she gets married her initials will be EMF which would be...unbelievable.
- As evident by our score, we need help. Accepting applications for new teammates now.
- Our score is so low it's spooky

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- A group of embarrassments
- Quiz Pro Quo
- Catholic Church Casting Couch
- Son of a Witch!

There can only be one winner, one team that can bend this quiz to their will... join us this November for a quiz all about The Lord of the Rings. Questions will focus mostly on the LOTR movie trilogy, but having book knowledge may turn out to be PRECIOUS. We swears it!

Plus we might throw in a few questions about the Hobbit films too... sorry about that.

And while even the smallest team can change the course of the future, team size for this event is unlimited! Arrive early to grab a good spot though --- as we know, quizards are never late, but arrive precisely when they mean to.

And as always, you shall not pass the quiz if your team uses cellular devices. Quizmasters will strictly enforce this ruling!

Current locations include...
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Sunday November 17th...
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee, WI **
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
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Tuesday November 19th...
- 7:00pm: Camp Tripalindee, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
Wednesday November 20th...
- 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI **
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday November 21st...
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
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But the journey doesn't end there... expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Lord of the Rings team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUES (**) CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES, usually $100-250 cash for first place. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

The Office Trivia
- www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts
- Scrantonicity II
- William S Buttlicker
- Break me off a piece of that... Fancy Feast
- Smile if you love men's prostates!
- Scott's Thots
- Team Voldemort
- Why have short name when long name do trick?
- The Sebring Stanley's
- Meredith Palmer's Pelvis
- Hillary Swank is Hot
- The One of Everything's: equal parts scotch, absinth, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec and two packs of splenda
- Ryan started the fire
- The Gabe Bastards
- Uncle Al See-attle Sabres
- The Green bay Todd Packers
- Here for the Schrute Bucks
- Triple Vasectomy (snip-snap-snip-snap-snip-snap)
- Shoe La La
- Meridith, Your Boob Is Out.

42 Ale House
- If a tree falls on your car and no one hears it, do we get best team name?

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Lawless Claw’s
- Odlaw & Wanda 2: Bob Build Us
- Trebeck's Rejects

Black Husky Brewing
- Tricerah Jessica Parker in the drawing room with the candlestick
- Your first year quizzing is our first year friending
- 2 Mounties and a Ham sandwich looking for the fountain of youth

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Quizmaster Katelin broke her leg in the X Games... the Triple X Games.
- Fuckin' Australian Rules Football!

Caffrey's Pub
- Nine inch Males
- Jeffrey Dahmer’s House of Ribs
- It’s only cannibalism if you swallow
- Rum DMC
- IDAHO? You da ho
- Rock, Paper, Lesbians

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Did he pay her in sham wows
- JFK was All over the hilly wood hill cougars
- Idaho? No u-Daho!
- Buttigieg - just wanted to hear you say it again
- It’s like shaaaaame “in our trivia game” (set to the tune of ironic)
- The ghost of the host with the most that can’t boast about a southern coast
- Quizmaster’s Mom has got it going on

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Taylor and the Meat Sweats
- Imagine all the people...with better team names than us
- In dog beers we've only had 1
- Ice Bank Mice Elf
- As a Bengal's fan, how did you propose without a ring?
- Best Eifert

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Kim Jong Un, No, She didn't
- Making Wookie with the Star Killer
- What’s the difference between Tom Brady and lance armstrong? Lance cheats with only one deflated ball
- Sir Craps A Lot,
- Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something
- My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better
- Buy the Birthday Boy a drink

Campsite 131
- The Team That Shall Not Be Named
- I Missed the CNN Town Hall For This
- Taking Care of Quizness
- We’re Getting Married This Weekend!

Club 400
- I ate all my pregnant wife’s wings, gotta stop at Culver’s
- The thinking caps and the drinking pants
- The split potato totters aka the spud stickers
- Our couch pulls out.... we don’t.

Colectivo, Lakefront
- Alabama hurricane refugees
- India maybhave all the cashews, but we have all deez nuts
- the Spotted Cow-lectivo

East Troy Brewery
- Dickerman’s Hardware
- It Figures
- Booze Cruise
- DJ Roombas
- On Mondays, we play trivia
- Drink lemonade, OJ kills - 1st place 2. Nuns with guns - 2nd place, best team name (John wanted to pick best team name after the second round) 3. Double A’s 4. Total victory intended 5. Mikey’s late again 6. Magic Brian and abra-ca-Daniel 7. Everybody loves T&A 8. Better at Bourbon than trivia

Garage
- Drink pineapple juice because OJ might kill you
- Antonio Browns Comeback Story
- Doctors Without Boners

Izzy Hops
- Tossing Randall Cobb's Salad
- Call Me Aaron burr Cause I'm Droppin Hamiltons

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- British Delicacies and other Oxymorons
- Question 23: anti climatic
- E=mc hammered
- Mosquitos don’t kill people, malaria kills people
- Trivia tonight is brought to you by Waterstone Bank
- Dumbledorks
- If Mama Cass would have given her ham sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they would both still be alive
- Schindler's Crisps
- What the hell is that sperm thing?

The Loaded Slate
- You’re a quizard Harry
- Quiz Khalifa
- Does Aladdin have a chic-fil-a
- The bloated slate

Jack's American Pub
- Nickelback and Ja Rule Fan Club
- Saving Ryan's Privates
- Michael Jackson looked at my butthole
- As a quizmaster, I must stay 500 feet away from schools
- Cashew Ousside, how bou dah?
- I lost something else and they called it a carrot
- Did it for the (Ph.) D
- John Footpenis
- Mark Spitz or Swallows, which one is it?
- I play trivia to impress Jack's Hot Bartenders

McFleshman's
- My Dog Doesn't Have His Calzones
- Yoyo Mama Plays My Skin Flute

McGillycuddy's
- If your friend is passed out in the room, is it still a threesome?
- Bon Rurgandy’s Jazz Flute
- Who Watches Friends?
- If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
- The silence of the beers

Milwaukee Ale House
- Persisters and two misters
- Dorian isn’t the only disaster today
- Don't worry Illinois, it's not about size but how you use it
- Tip your waitress, just the tip
- Owls always look like they’ve just seen a penis for the first time
- Victorian vibrators: hand cranked, rotary, and candlestick
- A sandwich wasnt the only thing mama cass was choking on
- Trumps Ukranian Transcript
- We have schweddy balls for every taste!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- My discus 4.4 pounds and 8 inches a in diameter
- Everybody buy me a dumpster fire
- My college nickname was “hammer pants”
- I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in
- My gamma makes radioactive cookies
- Eric suxxx
- Imma let you finish but Rodinia was the best super continent
- 60% of the time it works every time

Newsroom Pub
- License to Quill
- Railroader? I hardly know her!
- Antonio Brown's personal trainers

New Berlin Ale House
- Colostomy is our bag
- Monica (ja Rule)
- Swimmy McSwimmerson Strikes Again
- Quiz in my pants

O'Lydias
- Phallic Baldwin
- Back Streets NOT Back...Deal With It
- My Sex Tape is Called Secret of the Ooze
- Anticlimactic Hand-crank
- Phallic Baldwin

Raised Grain Brewing
- We're no Bottoms, were triceratops!
- Hurricane Dorian Alabama CleanUp Effort

Rally Time, West Bend
- Her Brown Eye Gave Me The Pink Eye
- The Youngins are Dummins
- One Beer John
- Off Constantly

Second Salem Brewing Co
- Total trivia virgin

Three Lions Pub
- Lesser Known Wisconsin Rapper - Big Dirty Badger
- IRAQ my brains and I can’t figure out this game
- Ukrainian Rhapsody

The Tosa Tavern
- I keep my change in my drooping sack
- Ask me about Prince Albert
- I wonder what's draped around the neck of the world's strongest man?
- Buzz your girlfriend... Woof

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Quizmaster? I hardly know her.
- Colonel Sanders Built America
- The Ukranian President gave us the answers

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Impeaches and cream
- Pirates of the Perineum

Whole Foods, West Loop
- We put the "dumb" in Dumblewhores
- Chumbawumba Tub Thumpers
- That Cake that Princess Peach baked for Mario that one time

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Bartender, beer me that answer!

While mornings are for coffee and contemplation, evenings are for trivia! Our Stranger Things quiz hits select pubs just in time for Halloween. Dress as your fave characters from Hawkins, Indiana and you might just win a prize too! You bring the Eggos and we'll bring the quizzing...

Current locations include...
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Tuesday October 22nd...
- 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
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Tuesday October 29th...
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
Wednesday October 30th...
- 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI **
- 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday October 31st...
- 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI **
___________________________________________________

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Stranger Things team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. VENUES (**) CHARGING $5 PER PLAYER WILL HAVE A CASH PRIZE ON TOP OF REGULAR BAR TABS PRIZES, usually $100-250 cash for first place. Some venues will offer the event for free (but will not feature a cash prize).


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We advise that you call the venue directly in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.