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23 November 2014

"A quiz about The Office" is Sunday December 7th!

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica!

Yes, the assistant (to the) regional Quizmaster brings you a quiz about The Office on Sunday December 7th at 7 p.m., via the Three Lions Pub...


The quiz will follow the usual six round format of most Quizmaster events and will mostly test queeps knowledge on the U.S. version of the show, although we might throw in a question or two about the original U.K. version too (which was only two seasons anyhow).

As per usual, the event will be first-come, first-serve so be sure to show up the Three Lions as ASAP as possible on Sunday Dec. 7th. And if you think that alcohol is cool, then you'll love this quiz as the Three Lions will be running some great specials on Sunday --- details on those coming soon.


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and drink while you think!

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

11 November 2014

Quiz Together or Die Alone! The LOST Quiz is Nov. 23rd...

This one's been a long-time coming, but we're pleased to announce that the LOST Quiz hits the Milwaukee Ale House on Sunday November 23rd at 7 p.m....


The Ale House returns to quizzing on Sunday nights starting on November 16th, and the Lost Quiz the following week will just replace the regular night of trivia. The quiz will follow our 30-question, 6-round format, with a wager round or two thrown into the mix. And as usual with such events it'll be $5/player, pay on the night, first-come, first-serve.

And hey, if you aren't able to make this one, they we guess we'll see you at another quiz, brother.


Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and drink while you think!

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

07 November 2014

(Quiz) Master of their domain!! The Seinfeld Quiz recap!

It was a packed house this past Sunday evening as the Packers had a bye week and 22 teams joined us on the corner of Russell and Superior in Bay View's legendary Club Garibaldi's for a special Seindfield edition of the quiz!  As the cooks were trying to keep the crowd fed on the world famous Club Garibaldi's wings and sliders, @QMKevinH stepped in to call the quiz.







When the smoke cleared, the team on the top of the table, with 71 out of 76 points, it was Everyday Balloons. Congrats on the $60 gift certificate win!



In the second spot, just one point behind the nightly winners was, George's Club Gari-bald-cure. Congrats on the $40 gift certificate win!


Finally, best team name on the night went to the name that impressed the bar staff the most, Your spongeworthy cock is making me thirsty, not that there's anything wrong with that.


There's nothing wrong with winning that $20 gift certificate for the best team name on the night! Congrats!

Thanks to everyone that stopped out and made this a successful night! Hope you all had fun and don't forget to check out the Club Garibaldi's quiz every Tuesday evening at 8 PM!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday November 2nd, 2014 scores:


  1. 71 Everyday Balloons
  2. 70 George's Club Gari-bald-cure
  3. 65 Steven Snell, Typist Extrodinaire
  4. 64 What the hell, I'll just eat some trash
  5. 64 The Devils!!!
  6. 64 Look to the cookie
  7. 63 Your spongeworthy cock is making me thirsty, not that there's anything wrong with that.
  8. 63 The Urban Sombreros
  9. 60 Del Boca Vista, Phase Three
  10. 59 Newman's Canine Quieting Company
  11. 59 Seinsmelled's getting Buck Naked for a Van de Lay only if you are spongeworthy and have that Kavorka
  12. 59 Our team was bigger, buy we were in the pool!
  13. 58 The sponge-worthy Van Buren Boys' erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
  14. 58 We Are Sponge Worthy!
  15. 57 We we're winning a contest - until the smoking break.
  16. 56 "HOOCHIE MAMA!" - Frank Costanza
  17. 56 Eric the Clown
  18. 51 With Darren's help we'll gut that chicken.
  19. 51 The Close Talkers
  20. 47 Festivus Yes, Bagels NO
  21. 45 Frankie L & the Del Boca Vistas
  22. 42 Our performance in this quiz was as big a fail as George's love life!

05 November 2014

Best Team Names of the Month >>> Oct. 2014!



Brass Monkey
  • I Usually Wear A Mask When I Get Dominated Like This
  • Picture It - Mary Burke's Bush as Scott Walker's Toupee!
  • I Used to Date A Girl Named Ebola, She Was Nice
  • Tom Hanks Couldn't Act His Way Out of a Nutsack
  • If You Don't Like Us You're Clearly ISIS
  • My Vagina Tastes Like Sweet Ghost Pepper

Cafe Centraal
  • Where The Hell Are My Friends??
  • Shawna Is 32 Today! Somebody Put Her Through The Spank Machine!!
  • Quarantine Us Because The Fun Is Infectious
  • How Did My Tinder Picture Show Up As Question 30?!?
  • Highly Efficient, Very Successful, Completely Unashamed Baby Seal Clubbers
  • Aww, Topsy!

Cafe Hollander
  • Just The Tip, Just To See How It Feels
  • Opps, I Quizzed My Pants
  • Trivia Makes Me Feel like An Idiot
  • Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem 
  • Quiz Hard: Trivia with a Vengeance
  • The Redskins...if Washington won't use it, we will!

Caffrey's Pub
  • Multiple scoregasms
  • My sex life is like a haunted house, people run away screaming!

Camp Bar
  • What Lies Beneath? Just the Tip, and Nothing But the Tip
  • Gary Busey's False Teeth
  • How Are We Supposed to F**k A Moose If You Can't Get It Drunk First
  • Pope Francis' Optimus Prime is Looking for Bloodhounds at the Playboy Mansion
  • Africa's Largest Expo: Ebola
  • Well, the Beer Was Good, We Probably Lost, But At Least We Don't Have Ebola
  • EEEEEE-BOLA! The New Cough Drop
  • Princess Peach, That Bitch Has EVERYTHING!
  • Aaron Rodgers Scored In 3 Seconds...Beat Me By 2.
  • Suck My Shuttlecock, We Got The Badminton Question
  • I Can't Believe It's Not Ebola! 
  • Jay Cutler Can't Touchdown 
  • There I Got 99 Problems But Ebola Ain't One
  • Hotel Ebola

Club Garibaldi
  • Can't Quarantine Us
  • The Rodgers Hamstring Experience
  • Halle Berry's Tits
  • Ebola Tie Pasta
  • I get my underwear at K-Mart. Definitely K-Mart.

Fixture Brewing Company
  • Dick or Teat
  • Dahmer's Meat Pot Pies and Gein's Lampshades 
  • The Hallow Weenies
  • I'm Not A Witch, But You Can Ride My Broomstick
  • Trick Or Queef, Smell My Sneetch
  • Bought A Pair Of Shoes From A Drug Dealer. Don't Know What He Laced Them With, But I've Been Trippin' All Day!
  • What Does A Ghost Drink When He's Sad?....Booooooooooze
  • The Four Horsemen of the Ale-Pocalypse
  • Our Team Eats More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer
  • Why Is It Called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease Was Taken
  • Let's Play Circus. First Sit On My Face And I'll Guess Your Weight, And Then I'll Eat The Difference
  • We Came For The Orgy, But Stayed For The Trivia
  • It's not R**e if you yell "surprise"
  • Float like a butterfly, Sting like a Bag of Dicks! 
  • I heard Steve got fired from the sperm bank.......for drinking on the job
  • We didn't cheat (except with your Mom!)

Hotch
  • Favre like Clinton-Dix Picks
  • Jack-me-off-the-Ripper
  • Beats by Ray
  • We're drunk, we're stupid and we're drunk
  • I'm quicker in bed than I am at giving trivia questions
  • We heart Ben Franklin, but not his syphilis... or his gonorrhea or his gout
  • Plate # 993 JPT, your vehicle is being towed

The Highbury Pub
  • I went to New York City last week, and all I got was this Ebola virus
  • Why are ghosts so bad in bed? They have Hallo-weenies
  • The Few, The Proud, The Pubes in your Tiramisu

Jack's American Pub
  • We Thought This Was Speed Dating 
  • I'm Gonna Treat You Like My Pinky Toe and Bang You on Every Piece of Furniture in My House
  • Ed Gein's Lamp Emporium
  • Jack's in the box

The Loaded Slate
  • I Love it When Aaron Goes DEEP! 
  • Prom??? Yes, No, Maybe? - Mark Chmura
  • The Loaded Sluts
  • Insert Uncreative Team Name Here
  • Quiz all over her face
  • Empty Nester's. Hey!!! There was a sock on the door handle

McGillycuddy's
  • WHAT?! I WAS PROMISED A REACH-AROUND!
  • Crouching Girl, Hidden Cucumber
  • Adrian Peterson's Daycare
  • Adrian Beat His Son

Miller Time Pub 
  • No thanks, Ray Rice, I'll take the stairs
  • Muggles in the streets, Wizards in the Sheets
  • Flirting with Ebola
  • Kim Jong Un Rides Again
  • Birthday Girl and the Ball and Chain

Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • This quiz was quite the THRILLER
  • Your team name is gettin' tattooed on mah butt!
  • These O's ain't Royal!
  • The prizes got worse this week so we drank more beer : correlation does not equal causation
  • Kim Jong UnLovable
  • Jurassic, Where'd you PARK, Mitch? Cuz we know where you live, anyway!
  • Rice's Elevator Ride
  • Fuck off, we know we lost
  • Taj Mahal? More like touch my balls
  • My new favorite track event is the 1600 Fennsylvania hurdles 
  • Marky Mark gives NO FUCKS!

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Your mom's vagina is the driest place on Earth
  • Quizmaster's G-String Cheese
  • You can spin anti-clockwise on my dick
  • Bowser has dick fingers
  • I don't have Ebola. Wanna fuck?
  • Winter = hairy bug bitches
  • In dog beers, we've only have 1!
  • I also went double or nothing on your mom
  • Young Frankenstein's Prosthetic Dick
  • BILLY MAYS HERE!

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Smoking Jay Culter
  • We need the rest of our team
  • Too buzzed to buzz in

New Berlin Ale House
  • Cannibalism During A Zombie Apocalypse Is Wrong 
  • I'm going to go home and google myself
  • No One Drinks Like Gaston
  • Bill Clinton's Graceland: Love at 425 degrees
  • I prefer love at 69 degrees
  • We Should Be Quarantined Because Our Fun Is Contagious

O'Lydias
  • A Cunt of Bats
  • If it doesn't kill you, it makes you wish you were dead!
  • USA: Safer Than Canada Since Today
  • Jerking Off in a Pool of Children's Tears
  • Dick Chaney - Shotgun-Weilding Superhero

Red Rock Saloon
  • Hallo-weiners
  • Count Chocula's Tip 
  • The NCAA should add another team to March Madness to make 69.... giggity
  • We may have lost, but at least we don't have Ebola #firstworldproblems
  • The Brain


St. Francis Brewery
  • Robin Thicke Spiked Our Drinks, But We Kinda Liked It
  • Red Hot Julius Peppers
  • Chris Hansen Ruined My Last Date
  • Ebola...More Like E-bore-a! 
  • Amazing Grace Under Pressure
  • We Suck at Music Clips More Than the Brewers Suck in September

Three Lions Pub
  • Unlike couches, we don't pull out
  • Technical name for a spider boner - Araction
  • Billy Mays here for cocaine call now and we will double your shipment!! But wait, there's more....!!
  • just the tip, just to see how it feels
  • Dumpster Babiez
  • 3rd case of Ebola is in my minge
  • you smell prettier when you're sleeping 
  • kim Jong un is gluten free

Two Bucks
  • I've never had your Mom's cookies, but I sure do love her pie
  • What is scarier than Ebola? Flying Malaysia Airline
  • Jeffery Dahmer's House of Ribs
  • Not another god damned James Bond question
  • How I Effed Your Mother
  • My Harry Twatter has Hogwarts
  • If Ebola doesn't kill me, then Ray Lewis will
  • Kaepernick Sucks Donkey Kong Dick
  • In One Ear Out Your Mother
  • I've been driving Lincolns before they paid me to
  • Cocaine's a hell of a drug
  • Here's to thinking positive and testing negative!

Wayward
  • I'll Think of a Costume Tomorrow
  • Hey Walker, Go Burke Yourself
  • Inglorious A-holes

Whiskey Bar
  • Whiskey Bar Now, Whiskey Dick Later
  • If I Wanted To Disappoint 2 People At Once, I'd Have Dinner With My Parents
  • The Only Difference Between Hungry and Horny Is Where You Put The Cucumber
  • Stephen Hawkings School Of Dance

Who's on Third
  • Straight out'a Wiscompton 
  • Gluten-Free Ebola 
  • We're A-Holes in Real Life
  • Can we all agree that Canada sucks balls?

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