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White Lotus Trivia
- These Gays Are Trying to Quiz Me!
- Armond’s Last Seating
- Thai me up, Thai me down
- Armond's butt snorkle
- Armond and the terrible awful no-good very bad day
- The pornchai's
- IM IN THE PINEAPPLE SUITE AND THERES A SUICIDAL DUKE IN MY ROOM
- He was kinda...fuckin' his uncle
- Can I scatter my mothers ashes
- White Lotus season 4: the Wisconsin Dells
- Armond bang(ing) kok(s)
- Theo James' prosthetic penis
- Our achilles heel is our achilles cock
- Lorazepam ladies
- The Laraza-Pam's
- Brothers, Can you spare a handjob?
- Bring Back Tanya!
- Dirty Blender
Pixar Trivia
- Inside Out of Answers
- RIP the Pope Car from Cars 2, you would’ve loved GTA 6
- Oozma kappa… we’re ok
- Anxiety
- Yeti, set, go
- You just made me ink
- Andy’s womb
- Monsters thInc
- Buzzed Lightbeer
- Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...!
- There's No I in Pixar
- Parr-ticipants
- No Capes! Just Trivia
- Buzzed & Woody
- Dick Pix-ar
- Pixar This!
- Oozma Kappa Rejects
- Buzzed Light Beer
- Booze-ma Kappa
- I'll round up your Woody
- Tariff, who invited that kid?
- Woody and buzzed
1840 Brewing
- Sue the Rough Rider
- Our Score Is LIke A Baby Ruth In A Pool
- Your Mom's Screen Resolution Is 69
- JD Vance. The Other Legal Form Of Biblical Punishment
Baldwin Street Grill
- Dumb and dumber
Bassett Street Brunch Club
- You're a quizard Harry
BJs Crafty Tap
- On a scale of casey Anthony to Jared Vogel how much do you like kids?
- If 15 minutes in space makes you an astronaut than Im a gynecologist
- Sherlock Holmies
- Off to see the quizzard
- E= Mc Hammered
Brass Monkey
- My wife thinks I’m out jogging. 🏃
- We love Reynold’s Wrap and hate Taylor’s boyfriend’s football team, too!
- Slap a Tariff on DAT ASS!
- Butt Sweat and Beers
- May 28th - Brass Monkey 10-Year Celebratory Gang Bang
- Only BOOBS I have seen are on a calculator.
- Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber
- I guarantee nobody had Kanye sucking dick on their 2025 bingo card.
- Katy Perry’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in Space… “So Brave”
- Richard Nixon Can Raid My Lost Ark
Brown Deer Beer Garden
- I QUIZZED MY PANTZ
Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- No Tariffs In Baseball
- Tama-Gotchya!
- Brazil Deez Nuts
- Frodo Baggin's Chips
- Well, Actually, A Joey Is The Term For The Baby Of Any Marsupial
- Knock Knock, Who's There? Me. Me Who? Haha, you're still reading this
- My Last Five Brain Cells
Cafe Hollander - Madison
- The Rusty Meows (April Fools!)
- She Stephen Hawk-Tuah on “The Thing” till I *(Chewbacca noises)*
- Fuck you Trump, Ford and Hitler
- Is that a Polly in your Pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Seems like JD Vance Killed the Pope
- She Meat on my Feet Until I Sorry!
- The Ovarian Sisters
Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- No Tomfoolery this April fools
- Ain't no Hollander-back Girl
- These Questions are TAXing
- Here 4 the Drinks
- Our drinking team has a trivia problem
- Is that a plate of meat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- The Quizzard of Oz
Caffrey's Pub
- Erin Burke turned 22 and all I got was this lousy T shirt
- I’m Mary Poppins, bitch!
- JD Vance killed the Pope
Camp Bar - Shorewood
- check out the bracket on her!
- You should Afghanistan-stray kids
- Kenya see Uranus
- Orange ya glad I didn’t say Uranus
- 122 years and I still haven’t found Uranus
- itty bitty quizy commmittee
Camp Bar - Third Ward
- I Found A Zeppelin In Your Djibouti
- Cock Blocked By Doc Ock
- Ohio State Is A Football School
- Mary's Poppin Her Melons For Some Hunnids
- Echo-locating Your Mom
- JD Vance Killed The Pope
- Sugar We're Going Down On Lady Gaga's Meat
- Meat By The Feet
Camp Bar - Tosa
- Krause puked in the urinal
- Quizticular Torsion
- JD Vance murdered the Pope
- it’s all ogre now
Cedar Jacks
- Pole Dancing Grannies
- The transponsters? Trampolining? Those aren't real words!
- I was told maserbation causes blindness
- Half, Half, Whole
Copper on King
- Eden Booty
- Joan of Art and Literature
Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- 2 egg whites and the single yolk!
- we are only fashionistas at trivia
Crafty Cow - Tosa
- What's the only be that can't fly? The Kobe :(
- Matt Dammit
- Put this in your mouth
- Trump got his degree from University of Phoenix
- I miss the EPA
- RIP Princess Di, the original passenger princess
Deer Camp
- So do giraffes give good head???
- Great Wall of Vagina
- 0.8 is one high BAC
- yak me off in the Hard Rock Cafe
Eagle Park Brewing - MKE
- Djibouti deez nuts
- Djibouti stuff - everyone's doing it
- We Can't Forgive Djibouti, but we can't forget Djibouti
- Hummas Cummas in My Bummas
- how to loose a guy in 10 days… Uranus
- Gaga on shrek’s woodwind
- You know what’s not silent? Lady Gaga’s meat flappers
- Shrek milk showered me with his giant sequoia in a starry night
Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Djibouti is a pain in the Aztec
- we memorized the LAST 10 countries
- Kenya echolocate Uranus?
- The 5th woodwind - my butt
Gathering Place Brewing
- Boys are from Mars, Girls are from Clockwise
- Yugoslavia, Theygoslavia, Weallgoslavia
- How many Happy Meals have a Happy Ending?
- No Blonde, Burly Men
- Jennaaaaay!!
- No Astronuts, Still No Chance
Holey Mackerel
- We Fart For The Arts
- I oneder if I will ever have teammates
- Mega-gone to track down that licking machine
Horse & Plow
- Elon Musk's Melted Cheeseheads
- Never Gonna Quiz You Up
- That's Tariff-ying
- Stop the bus, let my brother Jack off!
- Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
- One small step for Katy
- More Fun Than the Draft
- Super Secret Signal Chat 2: Electric Bugaloo
Hot House Tavern
- Rurd Ferguson.
- Trivia Newton John
The Hub at Cedar Creek
- We Totally Suck!
- AJ keeps over serving my Husband
- I Quiz Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else
- Burly Blond Babes
- Dirty Tricky Dick Nutmeggers
Izzy Hops
- Chocolate bars are Heathy
- She Van Hale my Goldmember
- Giannis Antetotitties
- Who did it better? Henry II or the Milwaukee Bucks?
Jack's American Pub
- I think one of my dads is gay
- Fuck Doc Rivers
Lake Louie Brewing
- Trivia Newton John
- The Public Servants (DOGE Target #1)
Lion's Tail Brewing
- Val Kilmer was the best Batman
- I’m kinda like Pinocchio but it’s not my nose that grows
- Linda is a whore
- Yugoslavdeeznuts
- When you factor in pricing, McDonald’s toys are not “free”
- I can name 10 of my dads gases
McGillycuddy's
- Quizzly Bears
- Ligma nuts
- The little shits
Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Quiz on our Frankfurter
- C-U in Fight Club!
- Dangerously Uninformed
- Is this team real or fake?
- Deer Brinkers
Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Oops we forgot Mississippi borders the Mississippi River
- The best thing hitlers did was kill Hitler
- She screams “eureka” when I show her the Loch Ness monster
- Whitney Houston, we have a problem
- Stephen Hawking is a faker
- Things you put in your mouth? More like things I put in my ass!
- Lords of the cock rings
- I have a thing you can put in your mouth
- Send quiz pics?
- Can we make an Auschwitz joke
- Oops I schlitz my pants again
- Bucks loss, trivia loss, still have schlitz
- Mind blowing trivia night #jfk
- My snake will inject you with poison
- Tyrese Halliburton’s dad is a bitch
- Giannis is fucking staying
Milwaukee Brewing
- Old Enough for Knee Caps
- Whiskey, Tango, Smallpox
Mingle
- Rise of the Armadillos
- Dazed and Confused
Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Go Potluck Yourself
- Are you pitting me?
- I don't know about big birds, but would you look at David's Pecker.
Molly McGuire's
- The Saucy Baucy's
- Hotties & Creepy Old Man
North Pillar Brewing
- Still stuck on dickpics.com
- Some asshole always shouts BINGO. I’m that asshole.
- Are you smarter than an 8th grader?
- Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
- JD Vance and the Vatican of Secrets
- MAGA- suck 100 hotdogs
O'Lydias
- We stumbled on spungles
- Condoms and rattlesnakes two things I don’t fuck with
- It only takes one lick to get to the center of my tootsie pop: team name
- Trump Loves Elon's Musk
- NanananananananananaBATEMAN!
- With the 23rd pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the Green Bay Packers select ... Jake Kessenich
- ITS BRITNEY BITCH
- Lil Wayne Tush Pushes Roger Goddell Into a Lambeau Leap
Ope Brewing
- One more time for the people in the back!
- Elon musk was the automaker whose portrait was on Hitler’s wall.
- JD Vance killed the pope
- I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling pacers
Panther Pub
- Stephen Hauk-Tuah
- Quiz in my pants
Pete's Pub
- Pete’s Pub government name is Peter Publication
- Tariff my clothes and go down like the economy
- The small pocket on your jeans is for holding your Aldi quarter
- Not the BBC I watch
- Honus Wagner’s big beefy bat
Pilot Project Brewing
- Trump loves Elon’s Musk
- The Quizzards of Oz
- Egg Sheeran
- Mr. Clean Dream Team
- David's as hard as a rock
- Is this trivia or a spelling bee??
- Fat kids are harder to kidnap
- You know I thrill-her in my 2008 Honda Civic
Pioneer Bowl
- We are not smarter than a 5th grader
- The Test-Cole's
- Your moms favorite
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Seggs
- Garbage lake people
Pomona Cider Co
- We Drinkin', Not Thinkin'
- Empty Head, No Deep Thought
Raised Grain Brewing
- Oolong is not a color
- Emma! Time to get your own health insurance
- How much Heinz could and Edchup chup if an edchup could chup Heinz?
- It’s not Small Pox, it’s Averaged Sized Pox
Rally Time
- Trivia Challenged.
- I Only Have Myself To Blame!
- Two Douchebags
- You Selfish Son Of A Bitch! You Leave Us In The Trenches Taking Grenades John!
Sahale Ale Works
- I'll ram my Lil Jon into your Big and Rich
- Licks? Ain't nobody hot time for that!
- Tusch Gardens
- Don't Quizz on the electric fence
Skippys Burger Bar
- Menopause Brain Fog
- Chat GPT told me the new slang for diarrhea is "The Hyper-poops"
- ba da da da da not lovin it 🎵
Station 1 Brewing
- Tyrannosaurus Sex
- We only watch drug commercials for the side effects
- Tax me Slowly, Refund me Roughly
- One Bow tie to Rule Them All
- 1, 2, 3…yeah we lost. Darn it
Steny's Lake Country
- Steny's Bomb.com or Steve's Fabulous 40th Birthday
- Steny's First Quiz Jizz (I came and I liked it)
- 404 Brains Not Found
- it's my birthday, bitches
Sunset Grill
- Prisoners of Ass-kaban
- My Dixie Wrecked
Third Space Brewing
- Rough Riders, My Nickname in High School
- The Blue Orgies
Third Space Innovation Brewhouse
- Throwing cheese at a Tesla is a waste of cheese.
- Dude, where's my car...seat?
- I hope I guessed better on my taxes
- Scott's Gassy Situation
Three Lions Pub
- The Gays Are Trying to Kill Me!
- BOOBS
- Is that a pocket watch in your ass or are you just happy to see me?
- Lewis & Clark on this BBC
- I’d eat John Travoltas Hot Dog
UpDown
- Our Answers Are From the School of the Deaf!
- Baxter Bark Twice if You’re in Milwaukee
- Getting Horse Head in My Racecar Bed
- Bitches Be Fainting
- Do You Think Lewis and Clark Explored Each Others Bodies?
- I’m A Virgin Record, Minus the Virgin
- She Miss On My Issi Until I Ppi
- Hi, My Name is Shuttlecock
- She KnightRide on my Situation til I Nutmegger
Vier North
- Ventriloquism for Dummies
- 100 Years Bubbly Happiness
Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Trivia Ain't Nothing Without a Host
- Touch of Sleep is What I'm Running On.
- Lord Have MRSA
Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Gladiator, he ate her what???
- She ain’t licked my lolli 364 days
- Whiskey tango foxtrot
- Lose yourself in the vagitus
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Ted Lasso Trivia
- We are in Cahoots with Puss in Boots Playing Lutes for Prostitutes Reading Roots.
- Pandas, Lions, and Greyhounds.. oh my!
- Witty Wankers
- "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
- Ronald Fucking McDonald
- Kent with a "U"
- Rebecca's Pink Box
- it's soccer not football
Kids TV Trivia
- Meddling Kids
- Kids at Heart, Adults Unfortunately.
- Teletubbies are for dicks
- Propane and propane accessories
- I can't wait to get home and salute my shorts
- My parents didn't let me watch cable
- Duff Pillar Brewing Company
- We came for sports trivia
- Saved by the beer
- We would've won too if it wasn't for those meddlin' kids
- We are SMRT
- Team Clarissa explained it all to us
- Kinda classy, super sassy
- Boozymon: gotta drink em all!
- Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry
The Original Brown Deer Beer Garden
- Three is enough
- 4 Boomers and a Z!
- The Drunk and Lucky Leprechauns
- SEE YOU NEXT THURSDAY
1840 Brewing
- Boston MILF Pie
- The Owner Of A Black Ford Fiesta Has Buscemi Eyes
- Sorry We Brought The FIB
Baldwin Street Grille
- Moist towelette
The Barrel Yard
- Out of Left Field
- Hey girl, are you a Q tile? Cuz you’re a 10!
Bassett Street Brunch Club
- We Tried Our Brunchclub Best
- Mushroom for Improvement
BJs Crafty Tap
- E=MC Hammer
- Buttfaces
- They are a ten but...they suck at trivia
- Pull my string and Ill show you my woody
- E=mc hammer
- Your mom
- When's the last time you thought about the Roman empire
- Medusa makees me hard
- The beaver is beyond the bush
- If only I had 6 fingers I could count the harrison ford movies I dont know
Brass Monkey
- Take this GIANT HUGE SNAKE and shove it between your big melons, dork!
- Brass Monkey > The Drunk Uncle
- I cunt believe that the Happy Meal is A Food Item
- If the Snack Wrap was so popular, they would have brought it back already…
- This bar doesn’t need rescuing!
- George foremans crematorium gets the fat out
- Steve Buscemi's etch a sketch has washed up feet pics of lady gaga
Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- No Microbes on Gilligan's Island
- Fast & Curious
Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Imma terminate Uranus with a 4 inch arma-dildo
- She Mountain’ me like I’m Rushmore
- I last a lot longer than 10.49 seconds (pause for dramatic effect) when I run 100 meters
- Cybernetic Orgasm
Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Tardi Gras
- Boston Milfs eating Cream Pie
- Chicks with Bushemi Dicks
- The Drinks aren’t Helping and We’re Struggling
- Taking care of Quizness
- Are you from Tennessee cause I’d volunteer to be your sex pistol
- Idaho? No, You-da-ho
- Keep my wife’s name out your f*ckin mouth!
- Harry Pooter and the chamber of moist secrets
Caffrey's Pub
- You know what else is nine feet deep?
- With great power… CUMS.
- Look at the state of ya!
- FoCo = Fans of Christian Otteman
- There are 10 countries if you include my pants
Camp Bar - Milwaukee
- Pull Tab Machines Kill 4x More People Than Vending Machines
- I'd Walk 1000 Miles For 42 Seconds With Elastigirl's Dump Truck
- Iditarod Off Of Betty White's Coquette
- Responsible For My Great Cum Power
- Are You From Ireland? Because My Snake's Dublin!
- We don’t do the Irish goodbye, we do the Midwest goodbye, you have to let us linger
- : I'd Have AI Phone Sex With ScarJo Too
- Stacy's Mom's Body Is Aching All The Time Because Frank Sinatra Gave Her LA BAMBA
- Piss Incorporated: The Difference Is Drinkability
Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Tromboners
- Betty White's coconuts
- Sir Isaac newton gave me Radiohead
- nuke em all and let Natalie deal with them
Camp Bar - Tosa
- Lasagna is just noodle cake
- At Least We ARe Not Last (Unless We Are...) [They Were]
- Your mom gives thick creamy head
- We should have sent hitler to space
- Djibouti nuclear war program
Cedar Jacks
- Raise your hand if you paid more taxes than Jeff Bezos
- half our brains, and a mocking teen!!!
- We thought this was speed dating!
- Cedar Jack Offs
Copper on King
- Mike Hunt
- Leprecunts
- Mike, Who, Cheese, Harry
- Staff Meeting Survivors
Copper Turtle
- The Straight Agenda
- Are you from Nashville? Cause you’re the only Ten-I-See”
Crafty Cow - Bay View
- Uranus Island
- Uranus is Stronger than your jaw
- Always time for a tart
- "DOUS" as in do us a favor and never ask that question again
- Uranus: not the answer, but always correct
- KEEP OUR WAR PLANS OUT YOUR FUCKIN GROUP CHAT
Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Myrrh...Mur-der! Judas!
Crafty Cow - Tosa
- My tongue is not a myth its a legend
- Turn your Boston cream pie into a black pearl necklace”
- “When I Bam Bam, it’s horrendous”
- Who knew Charlie Chaplin was hot?
- Tropic of Answer
Deer Camp
- Look at this graph (in vine voice)
- She Monet my name til I Cork
- I don’t know what goes before the beaver, but I know what goes in the beaver
- Joseph smith super soaking
Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- WMD: Wanking My Dick
- Ariel is a MILF
- Your mom wears an asteroid belt
- Insert sad trombone sounds
- I dream of Elastigirl’s full Moon at least once a month
- Jack in’ my Robinson to elastigirl’s big ‘old Pixar dump truck
- give me aer lingus and rearrange my ghost guts
- Make Sure You Bubble Wrap Your Skin Flap, Einstein
- Tug tug, jizz jizz, oh what a relief it is
- Your Mom likes to Tug Of War on My 9 3/4 Inch Iron
Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- We need help (ps: we are children)
- hurling Guinness
- Stacy’s mom made the nuclear bomb
- pop pop fizz fizz, what an embarrassment this is
Gathering Place Brewing
- Suffering from Triviaphobia
- Blown Away by the Tornado Question
- Can you please leak us treasury funds? We won’t leak the group chat, promise!
- Scrotal Recall
Holey Mackerel
- Irish Joey got picked last in gym class
- Don’t kiss me I’m not Irish
- Who Can Afford To Cook An Egg 100 times?
Horse & Plow
- Half Sandwich, Half Trivia
- 50-licious
- Luck Be The Ladies Tonight
- Kohler PTO Needs Volunteers
- Elon's Test Tube Baby
- Oh look, a dumpster fire! Wait, no that's a Cybertruck
- Plow 'er? I hardly know her!
- Texting About Trivia Plans in the War Group Chat
Hot House Tavern
- Quiz-Knows
The Hub at Cedar Creek
- Applause is great.....Clap is Bad
- Chocolate Martini Gals
- Quizmaster dont hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
- Like a Virgin, Madonna has a (George W) Bush
- Sole Survivors
Izzy Hops
- Sexual content in Uranus
- Sexual content makes my stick phone buzz
- She mounted my Rushmore til I Boston cream pied
- Jason Borg… a star is borg
- Liberia Loser
- Just Girls
Jack's American Pub
- Bill Clinton’s Boston cream pie
- Coming to Theaters this Easter, Bourne Again Christian.
- C U NEXT TUESDAY
- Always thought Marty McFly was a fruit of loom guy
- Judas and shades Sitting in a tree
Lake Louie Brewing
- Three Women & a Man Child
- I Want You to Kerplunk on my Triple Point.
Lion's Tail Brewing
- the word “hard” can come before a lot of things.
- poutine gives me the ring of fire
- where has my wife been going when she tells me she’s going for McDonald’s snack wraps??
- Lady Gaga did it in the library with the sound of music
McGillycuddy's
- Quizteria
Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Cardi B in Canada with a Candlestick
Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Loki, I want Larry the cable guy to tongue Uranus
- My girlfriend says 4 inches 4 ounces is HUGE
- Indestructible Nokia in Uranus
- What angle is Uranus titled at?
- Flaccid reflux
- Get your fentanyl before the tariffs kick in!
- Liechtenstein my balls
- Clinton’s cream pie
- Can’t even get a glass in this economy
- Bill Clinton’s tart was under the desk
- Defibrillate my cybernetic organism before I reach my corona
- Who added Judas to the apostles group chat?
- My couch pulls out and it’s really convenient
- Tupac or not Tupac
Milwaukee Brewing
- 3 blind mice...see how they run!!!
- Sayonara: Spanish for Aloha
- Are you Irish? Cause my penis be Dublin!
- Quiztopher Walken
- God Bless the Z's Down in Africa
- Was FDR anti-vax?
- quizzed my pants
Mingle
- We Like Big Books, We Cannot Lie
- I want to ShawSHANK you with my narwhal tusk
- Funny Bunnies
Mo's Irish Pub
- We're on a first date, but he has cold feet
- my upper peen-insula only comes in extra firm
- meow meow hot beaver
Molly McGuire's
- Spring Break Cum Dumpsters.
Morgan's Bar
- Quiztopher Walken,
North Pillar Brewing
- Griffin’s Loch Ness Monster 🍆
- Ben & Jerry’s gave me the RING OF FIRE
- Did we just become best friends? Or is it Stockholm syndrome?
O'Lydias
- Definitely Not Total Recall
- Smarty Pints
- I lasted 45 seconds with Deadpool and Wolverine
- Kiss me I’m gay
- Like college basketball in the 1800’s I also only last 45 seconds in the box: team name
- I drink and I know trivia
- GOD DAMN Mario is talented!
- Dark side of the Beaver
- Takin' Care of Quizness (e'ryday)
Ope Brewing
- Mike pence’s 4 inches.
- MILFs are proof Oedipus got a bad wrap
- 10.49 seconds is your moms world record
- Hades Nuts
Panther Pub
- She creampied on medieval meat
- Spotless Cow (they were out of Spotted Cow)
Pete's Pub
- Czechoslovakia dissolved in 1992, American Pie came out in 1999, she was from Czech Republic.
- Are you there God? It’s me, Morgan Freeman.
- One more point and it’s a party
Pilot Project Brewing
- We love Nickelback
- The Gays, No Girl
- Look at you, SMARTASS
- Walt Disney's Frozen Head
- Who the hell has watched Golden Girls
- Houthi PP Singal Group
Pioneer Bowl
- Mr. Deez
- boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Pomona Cider Co
- We take a whiskey drink, we take a Scotch drink, we take a bourbon drink, we take a cider drink
- The Sea Cucumbers
Raised Grain Brewing
- Coleslaw Fleshlight
- Sabrina Carpenter can choke tackle my watering hole
- That baby’s wack I hate it!
- Roy’s Yoga Mums
- We are a strong independent team. We are not a piece of shit!
- weekend at Bernie’s chalet
- Peaches beaver is the Loch Ness monster
- Perry the Loch Ness platypus @ the miller parkway Arby’s.
Rally Time West Bend
- Gulf of America Swim Team
- Cue The Lighting Round Sound Effect
- (Sean Connery Voice) You Should See The Tool I Used To Shuck Your Mother Trebek!
- Mr Miagi Says..."wax on...wax off my dick!"
Sahale Ale Works
- One Big Eye
- 32.5% Irish combined. We need all the help we can get!
- No Pussy Footin Around the Wet Beaver
- Don't Hold Your Breath While We Slather Our Beaver in Bacon Fat
Skippys Burger Bar
- ZELDA IS THE PRINCESS, NOT THE HERO
- "Tarriff"-ic Trivia Team
- It puts the Shawshank Redemption on its Skin
Station 1 Brewing
- We’re Fat Every Tuesday
- Gave Your Mom a Boston Cream Pie
- I Wonder if She Knew this was a Date
- If you choose the booze; you choose to lose. We chose the booze.
- I’d tell you our name but you can find it on Signal-Along with other state secrets
Sunset Grill
- Cock Ness Monster
Third Space Brewing
- Mastication is not a sin
- A kick in the Nyads
- The Devil Works Hard, But Kris Jenner Works Harder
- Hades Who? Hades Nuts!
Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- Steve Carrell's Beef Jerky - made in Japan.
- Jeffrey Dahmers house of ribs
- where’s my pot of gold you damn dirty leprechaun
- we never had a chance
- As governed by universal quizzing law the Quizmaster must read whatever team name is written here
Three Lions Pub
- The Quizmasterbaters
- Mel Gibson’s Big Melons
UpDown
- Your Coconuts Make Me Go Nuts!
- Big Melons?!?!? What?!?!?
- Jake the Jailbird’s Big Melons
- Salvador Daleez Nuts!
- She Shaw on My Shank til I Redemption
- RIP to my George Foremanskin
- George Foreman’s Bush
Vier North
- Happy Hour Heaux
Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Thank god there are no corn questions tonight
- are you there God? It’s me, Morgan Freeman.
Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- From extra firm to soft in 45 seconds
- 3 men and a lady (rated PG, not a porno)
- Kaleidoscope Beaver
Willy's on the Water
- Learn to Cher
