⚡⚡ You're a Quizard, Harry! ⚡⚡

Back by popular demand, Harry Potter trivia night is this March.

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Gather your fellow Dumbledorks for this one and join us at select locations in the Midwest for a night to remember! There is no limit on house size as even the most die-hard Potterheads might get stupified on some questions! Don't worry though, if you're just here for the butterbeer there will be plenty of fun for the whole family!

Disney Trivia
- Who killed mufasa? Quasimodo has a hunch
- The Walt quizneys
- If we win we’re going to Disney world!
- Someday my pints will come
- Under the sea of beer
- Mickey Mouse is the original cheesehead
- I ate ratatouille and now I Winnie the poohed in the pride land
- Emperor's brew crew
- Call us, beep us, but you can’t beat us
-Turn down for Walt
- Foolish mortals
- I’m both a beauty and a beast
- Rafikis red hot butt cheeks
- Bippity boppity bitches
- Can you feel the Disney love tonight?
- Poor little poopsies
- Let me Buzz your Woody
- Your mom showed me her cave of wonders
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- I've Got a Friend in Me. Is it Buzz or Woody?
- You must be a diamond in the rough because you can enter my cave of wonders.
- Kiss my Snow White ass.
- Buzzed on Light Beer
- Australia Needs the Rescuers Again
- Beauty in the streets, but a Beast in the sheets.
- Bippity Boppity Bitches
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- Mary Poppin' That Booty
- Bippity Boppity Booyah
- Pinocchio’s Got a Woody
- We Cry at Every Song
- Moo-lan (69) Best Name
- We're the team from the bar and you're watching Disney Channel

42 Ale House
- Duo of the fates
- Melania does West Allis
- The Book of Moron

Basement Bar
- Our Drinking Team NASA Trivia Problem

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- New year new me same low IQ
- Can we talk about the fact that the yellow ranger was Asian and the black ranger was African American? Did anyone notice something was weird about that when they were a kid
- I'd rather eat strawberry Cheetos than listen to Hamilton again
- What the hell is Crunk Juice, we're underage

Black Husky Brewing
- Hamms Bamm Thank You Samm
- Mighty Morphin Beer Drinkers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Iran’s National Sausage: Smoked Soleimani
- My girlfriend refers to my cock as the Magic 8 Ball.
- My future = Magic 8 Balls deep in Quizmaster Katelin tonight.
- If Brass Monkey wins best trivia night, I, Katelin, will buy everyone a shot next week.
- You know shit's going down when your friend says "Hold My Teeth..."
- Katelin also plays with colored balls.
- Can I get a Lyme Disease with my Corona Virus?

Caffrey's Pub
- Lil Kim Jong Un
- Chick-Fil-Atio
- Stevie Wonder’s School of Driving
- Corona Virus: Find Your Beach
- If you love Porn Hub, you’re gonna love Porn Hub Live Catholic Church Casting Couch
- My girlfriend just broke up with me… apparently size does matter

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- James bond Quiz another Day
- The Great bro hug tragedy
- I rolled a James Blunt this weekend
- Little John’s lil’ jon
- We didn’t get all the alcohol questions right
- Johnson’s tinder profile is schnazz cucumber

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- You CAN lick our dick
- Spare me the Helen Keller jokes
- Your Little John Loves Our Trout Pout
- Margaret Thatchers Tickle Spot
- Tinder Date Progression: Tremendous, Stupendous, Hazardous, Horrendous

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Hung Like a Javelin
- Unlike Nixon, they CAN like our dick
- Helen Keller walked into a bar... and a table... and some chairs
- My Blue Johnson is a BFG and it's Horrendous
- The brightest beam of light shoots out of the tip of my penis,
- What goes well with coronavirus? Limes disease

Colectivo, Lakefront
- We Got Kicked Out Of the Trump Rally
- Oklahomies
- Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge
- Raspberry, Psychic, Psalm, Pseudonym, Pneumatics, Psoriasis, Psychedelic
- Batman's Cave of Wonders

Garage
- My javelin is 6'2"
- Hellen Keller’s magic touch
- Save a Tree Eat a Beaver

The Inferno
- Somebody's Friend
- Miss D's Hoez

Izzy Hops
- Kenya Be More Pacific?
- We have more balls than Lance Armstrong
- headbutt, pumpbutt, deepbutt
- Deep Throating Eggs

Jack's American Pub
- We did NOT meet online #hinge
- Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone's going to die. Let's watch some tv
- Thank you, Chuck Norris
- Don't know Jack squat
- These Chinese Coronas are making me sick
- Everyone come to Mitch's trivia going away party next week. He is buying drinks for everyone all night
- Aladdin's glory holes
- In dog beers, I've had one

The Loaded Slate
- The class holes aka the over thinkers
- Cum hollaback girl
- These balls also dropped at midnight
- New year same shitty team
- One claw that’s all
- You make me quiz in my pants
- Rafikis red hot butt cheeks
- Were bringing zaxy back
- Under the bleachers by Seymour butts
- Denim dynamite aka titty tugnut
- The only $3 import I want is corona virus
- Corona virus with a lime
- Hungry hungry hoes

McFleshman's
- You Quero Taco Bowl'
- Farts and Please Her (Arts and Liesure)
- Ron Jeremy had 3 arms too!

McGillycuddy's 
- There’s a copperhead in my boots
- Harry Otter and the Silent P

Milwaukee Ale House
- If Iran was socialist it would be WEran
- Iowa: passive top missouri: dominant bottom
- I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock
- Winnie the flu
- My snakes don’t spit they swallow
- Peepee poopoo

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- I Want to Taste Your Spicy Meatball
- The Bastard Sons of Peter Francis Geraci
- Red Headed Stepchildren

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Our team is hotter than Australia
- I just want Taylor to have to say antetokounmpo
- Who brat the wiener mobile to the sausage party
- Make our team great again
- My couch pulls out but Kevin spacey doesn’t
- Why can’t you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because they’re extinct
- Preparation h for my cave of wonders
- The Georgia O'Queefs

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- I Stayed at the Pfister and Now I Walk Funny
- We Are Not Losing Sober
- My Pee is Also Silent
- If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge A Ball

MobCraft
- The Quizzard of Oz
- My Dad Has More Matches On Tinder Than Me
- Kenya Dig It
- I Am Not the Pheasant Pluckers
- The 8th Horcrux Was His Dick
- Preparation H...Good For The "Hole"
- Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem

New Berlin Ale House
- Bears, Beet, BattleStar Galactica
- Rock the Cash Bar 4th
- Brovaries before Ovaries
- Pump Fake the Deep Throat
- 88 points in the first half!
- Preparation H? Why not call it operation ass cream?

O'Lydias
- Slut dragons
- MBP Most Ballielist Player

Rally Time, West Bend
- Your Mom Has The Whitest Teeth Ive Ever Come Across
- His Balls Were Yellow From Too Many Cheetos
- Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Red Lion Pub
- What's in your wallet?... Cocaine
- We just want to thank our agents, our gods and fuck off.
- Better late than pregnant the sequel
- Pass me a Corona, not a Coronavirus
- Big Fact Hunt
- Trivial Pursuits
- Better late than pregnant
- I just came for the self esteem boost.

Three Lions Pub
- The Simpsons have been on the air for 30 years and relevant for 20, why is it on our quiz?
- The Liver - The Heaviest Organ in Milwaukee
- Don and the giant impeachment
- Bare Girls
- Mushy peas?  Yes, please!
- He doesn’t know this is a date
- Wow that escalated quickly

The Tosa Tavern
- Madonna's Chunnel
- Specificity.. Cause we are all smart?
- My Jizz is Worth 29 points
- Who said cocaine isn't legal?
- Is that Russell Crowe as Les Quizerable,
- Maybe if Russell Crowe did movies with sex workers more people would see them

Wauwatiki
- Still hungover from NYE
- We cordon blew it
- Cash, grass, or ass
- 2 guys 1 girl
- Scott's Tits sponsored by Tomorrow Jeremy
- Scott's Tots sponsored by Sbarro's
- I'd tug Ron's nuts
- Put a lime in your Corona virus
- Neverland Survivors

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- 70% of the time, we're right every time
- Justice for Mr. Peanut
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? -IT goes through a jarring experience

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Impeach on Earth
- Jeff Bezos Facts Return
- Miller Low Lifes
- Smarty McFly: Facts to the Future
- The Katherine Ranft Scholarship Fund for Comedic Development

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Impeaches and Cream (USDA organic, of course)
- Have a yaba daba doo da day!

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Pants
- Silently correcting your Grandma

Oh. My. Gaaawd!

Assemble your F•R•I•E•N•D•S (except may be that one person who doesn't share food) and practice your best Unagi for this quiz as it promises to test the most die-hard of Friends TV fans. 📺 Fortunately though you won't lose your apartment over any wrong answers!

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics from across all 10 seasons of Friends.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S "costumes" are highly encouraged! 👚👖👗

This event is $5 per quiz at select locations but free at others (starred ** venues below have an entry fee). Venues with a $5 entry fee will feature an additional CA$H PRIZE for the winning team!

Current dates and locations include:
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Sunday February 23rd...
- 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI **
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Milwaukee, WI **
- 7:00pm: Camp Bar, Shorewood, WI **
- 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI **
- 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI
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Tuesday February 25th
- 6:00pm: Camp Trippalindee, Madison, WI
- 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
- 8:30pm: Camp Tripalindee, Madison, WI
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Wednesday February 26th...
- 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
- 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing, Waukesha, WI **
- 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
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Thursday February 27th...
- 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co, Minneapolis, MN
- 8:00pm: Second Salem Brewing Co. Whitewater, WI
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Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best FRIENDS team name" and most venues will be running specials too.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes.  

What are the prizes?This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough. 

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Star Wars Trivia
- Livin La Vida Yoda
- Let Poe & Finn Kiss You Cowards
- General Beers
- All About that Bass, No Rebels
- Vader’s Toys: caution choking hazard
- Phallic Guinness as obi wang kenobi
- Wampa stompa
- Lookin for love in Alderaan places
- Some like it Hoth
- We got slaughtered like younglings
- Livin La Vida Yoda!
- It’s over Quizmaster... we have the high ground
- the AT-STDs
- Qui Gon Gin and Juice
- Not Just the Men, the Women and The Children, Too
- Execute order 69
- The Force is Strong With This Pun
- MacKlunky Shot First
- Stop Looking at my Ass-tromech
- USS Enterprise NCC 1701
- Rebel Scum
- Sith Happens!
- Kessel Run DMC
- Ewokin in a Endor Wonderland
- Carrie Fisher & the Goblet of Cocaine
- Wookie Motherfucker! Do you Speak it!?
- Baby Yoda Diaper Squad
- Let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons
- Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders
- Inglorius Blasters
- Impeached Palpatine
- I find your lack of answer disturbing

42 Ale House
- I survived Nakatomi plaza Christmas '87 and all I got was this lousy team name
- Next on porn stars: high Heffner quiz on my face
- How do you spell ghonnera?
- If you tickle Santa's snowballs, you're going to have a white Christmas

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
- I was told this would be easier than a Tinder date
- Jingle all the way to fifth place

Black Husky
- It’s Baby Yoda and I’ll cry if I want to

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- The game show that best describes my honeymoon: Naked & Afraid.

Caffrey's Pub
- When you fit in, you disappear
- Too Husky for Sandusky
- Dahmer’s All You Can Eat Buffet
- Bill Cosby’s Knockouts


Camp Bar, Shorewood 
- We Can See Russia From the Willis Tower
-  Sperm Whale, Swallowing… there’s a joke in there somewhere
- Unzip that YKK
- 80s has better music and he turned around, tipped his hat, and  you know who that guy was?! Emilio estev! The mighty ducks man! I was like EMILIOOOOOOO

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Baby Yoda's Enormous Furry Green Penis
- Hans Gruber "One Fall That's All"
- 3 Guys, 6 inches
- The G's that stole Bitchmas
- Merry EDM X-mas
- Rob Ford Blows Koch
- Billy Bush's Koched Up Ball Drop

Camp Bar, Tosa
- I don't know about a whale... But your wife can swallow me whole!
- I'm a Midwest 9, and a CA 10
- Three Week Old Egg Nog
- Got my Picture Taken with santa.. I asked if that was just a candy cane in his pocket
- Mrs. Claus' Yoga Pants give her mistletoe
- Grab Her by the Personality

Colectivo Lakefront
- Yippie Ki Yey Ya Filthy Animal Who Didn't S**t Right For A Week

Garage 
- She's Out of My League
- I'd play with Santa's sack
- Lady Gaga's Meat Dress (it's in the meatdress)

Izzy Hops
- Thanks-giving Me Hemorrhoids
- Thoroughbred Whoreses
- Dandy Worhol's Banana
- Festivus!

Jack's American Pub
- We could do a "3 men and a baby" type thing
- Snooker? I hardly know her!
- The Parmesan Cheese at Olive Garden is 80% Dandruff
- Dietz Nuts roasting on an open fire
- Yipee Kai-yay mother … you know the rest merry Christmas
- Y’all say something ho ho ho

Loaded Slate 
- Well hung jury
- Jim harbaughs khaki pants
- Yang gang

McFleshman's
- Louie, The Panty Dropper
- James and the Giant Impeach
- The Best Part of a Cliffhanger is...

McGillycuddy's
- 3 guys 6 inches
- 12 midgets in a trench coat
- I don’t like my balls touched, it’s a personal thing

Milwaukee Ale House
- Hellen Keller doesn’t know what she looks like either
- The three coldest places are actually Alaska, North Dakota, and the empty space in my bed
- Rudolph’s nose is red cuz his balls are blue
- Shitters full
- It’s beginning to look a lot like impeachment
- Milwaukee parking police can eat my ass

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- Under the Beard Isn't the Only Place Mommy Tickled..
- Bitch Hit Me With A Toaster

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- We surveyed 100 people and they all hate 6 point movie picture questions
- Nine inch males
- The elevation isn’t the only thing that’s high in Colorado
- Guarantee this won’t win best team name
- The Ukraine is weak
- Moana 2020
- Die hard is not a Christmas movie

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- The Pen 15 Club
- I Thought This Was Bingo
- Why is Santa Sad? He Only Cums Once a Year
- Electric Boogaloo 2: Trivial Abuse of Power

MobCraft
- Take Our Sad Score And Make It Better
- The Only Swedish Word We Know Is Ikea
- Hey Batman! Knock, Knock...Who's There? You're Parents Are Dead
- Wild Cards...and I Should Let You All Know It Was Me Who Farted, Sorry!
- All I Want For Christmas Is Never To Hear Mariah Carey Sing That Awful Fucking Song Again -
- Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals
- Where Are The Hanukkah Questions?

New Berlin Ale House 
- White Trash Knight Elephants
- The Christmas tree isn't the only thing lit on a Tuesday
- $120K for a banana???
- Ho ho ho Bah Humbug
- Epstein didn't kill himself 3

O'Lydias
- Helen Keller wore mittens, She was speechless
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Rally Time
- Mark Anthony impregnated Cleopatra and JLo

Red Lion Pub
- The boys are NOT back in town
- Oral fixation (the dentists)
- Christmas Boners
- Sloth in a box
- All I want for Christmas is a fleshlight.

Second Salem Brewing Co
- Who needs a clever team name when you win 1st place?
- Only our team name can save us now
- A Christmas Squirrel death squad
- Who the fuck is Liam Hemsworth?
- Baby Yoda dicks

Three Lions Pub
- More Moby, less Dick
- Who let the dogs out: snoop, snoop, snoop
- Camoflage condom - nobody saw me coming

The Tosa Tavern
- Bond got pussy galore in every film
- Rummin around the Christmas Tree
- Our Yule goat dropped a Yule log
- Shitter's Full
- Like Russia, we should be banned from trivia

Wauwatiki
- Kids are still getting "sugar sticks" from priests today
- Say one good thing about another team
- Ken Boners

Whole Foods, Edgewater (Red Star Bar)
- Whole Doods

Whole Foods, Streeterville (Red Star Bar)
- The Sound You Make When You Step on a Lego
- Champagne in the membrane

Whole Foods, Willowbrook (The Brook)
- Ho Ho Horrible at Trivia
- I got Ho-Ho-Hosed