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12 September 2014

Packers Quiz Postponed...


Due to an unexpected turns of events at the Loaded Slate, our host venue for this event, the Packers Quiz (which we announced in an earlier post) is being pushed back to a later date in October. 

The quiz had been scheduled for Thursday September 25th, set to replace the bar's regular scheduled Thursday night trivia. However, with the Loaded Slate recently having their liquor license revoked for 30 days, the Packers trivia event will be pushed back a few weeks, to October.

Details on the exact date will be posted here at a later date, but will more-than-likely be on a Thursday night. Additionally, the bar will still give away tickets to an upcoming Packers game at the event.

Please check back here in the coming days for an announcement on a specific date. 

05 September 2014

How You Quizzin'? The Friends Quiz is Oct. 5th!! A SECOND VENUE ADDED.

Yes!!! After many requests from Wisconsin's finest quiz peeps, we've have finally determined details for our Friends quiz, which will hit Who's on Third AND Jack's American Pub Sunday October 5th at 7 p.m.!

The quiz will run the first Sunday in October --- a day when there is NO PACKERS game (they play Thursday October 2nd against the Vikings).

And due to unprecedented demand for the event, we are now hosting it at two venues. Who's on Third, 1007 N Old World 3rd Street AND Jack's, 1323 E. Brady Street, will BOTH hold the Friends quiz simultaneously on October 5th. 

Who's will feature $3 Miller Lite taps and $3 Skyy Bombs, as well as $2.50 PBR tall boys as quiz night specials. Additionally, the typical prizes for first place, second place and the best Friends-themed name will be awarded.

Jack's will offer $12 PBR buckets, $3 rumple and Fireball shots, $4 Smirnoff bombs, and $2 for 2 sliders...

Also, the quiz will be $5/player --- a special one time fee for putting on this event, which we think will be huge!! In the case that there are too many players (like our Harry Potter quiz at Who's back in June), overflow from Who's will be sent next door to the Milwaukee Brat House, and the quiz will be simultaneously hosted at THREE venues, with triple prizes!!

The quiz comes in celebration of the show's 20 year anniversary, having debuted on September 22nd, 1994. 

We're looking forward to it! See you all then.

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
Five-dollar-holla. Or $5 as you common folk might say. Bring cash, pay the Quizmaster and drink while you think!

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the 500 cents.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

04 September 2014

Best pub quiz team names of the summer 2014!

Brass Monkey
  • My Boyfriend Can't Remember My Birthday, But He Can Remember Bilbo Baggins :( 
  • Aaand Boom Goes the Dynamite
  • Queefmaster 
  • It's National Hot Dog Day - Put a Weiner in your Mouth
  • Large Lybia Lodged in my Larynx 
  • Edward Penishands
  • I'll Carry Tim Howard's Balls Anyday!
  • Ryan Braun's Urine Supplier

Cafe Centraal
  • What's The Ice Bucket Challenge?
  • Two Cashews Were Walking Down The Street. One Was Indicted On Federal Racketeering Charges.
  • Hit It N' Quiz It
  • Teachers Rule, Bullies Drool!!!
  • Quizteam-a Aguilera
  • Doin’ Stuff In The Back
  • How Many Goals Can Germany Score? A Brazillion!
  • Lebron To The Bucks!
  • Derka Sherpa Derka Jihad

Cafe Hollander
  • I Learned Everything I Need To Know About Earthquakes From Watching Saved By The Bell
  • Great Barrier Queef
  • My Harry Potter Has Hogwarts
  • When The Red River Flows Take The Dirt Road
  • Just kidding they're in first 
  • The Last Time Germans Were World Champs Charles de Gaulle Had To Call In Uncle Sam To Clean Up Their Shit 
  • William Hung Like A Horse 
  • I Am Not A Doctor But I'll Take A Look Anyway
  • Thank God We Don't Have To Worry About Soccer Anymore And We Can Spend All Of Our Time Focusing On LeBron
  • What Has 9 Arms And Sucks? Def Leppard
  • What's The Useless Piece Of Skin Attached To A Vagina? A Woman. 
  • What's The Female Version Of A Cougar? Your Mom

Caffrey's Pub
  • Robin Williams, Hanging Out
  • Attractive Lesbians
  • Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable arm team
  • My grandma doesn't wrestle but you should see her box
  • The British are cumming

Camp Bar
  • I Like It When Isis Was Just Shazam's Girlfriend
  • Hugo Boss: Making Nazi's Look Good Since 1936
  • We Couldn't Think of a Name, So We Just Drew an Erect Profile Penis
  • Tony Stewart's Greatest Hits
  • I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: Ground Up and In The Freezer
  • Nicolet's Varsity Football Team
  • I Just Won the Cum Bucket Challenge 
  • I Have Play-Doh in My Pants - Let's Make Something Out of It
  • Chesty, Tubby, Burpy, Deafy, Hickey, Weasy, and Awful 7 Strippers
  • The Heat Coming Off Lebron's Cleveland Steamer Is Something To Witness
  • What's White and Salty and All Over My Face? Camp Popcorn
  • Tim Howard Saved My Balls

Fixture Brewing Company
  • We Figured Out Why Tampons Have Strings....So You Can Floss After Eating!!
  • What's The Difference Between A G-Spot And A Golf Ball? Guys Will Look For A Golf Ball For 20 Minutes 
  • I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Floppy Horse Penis 
  • I Really Need A Glass Of Water
  • Titanic Was The First Ice Water Challenge 
  • Is Mike Hunt Here?
  • There Is No "I" In Rape Shack
  • Your Jokes Suck Like A Bag Of Flesh Colored Dicks. That Are Short 
  • I Wanna Go Camping. I Hear The Sex Is In Tents
  • Tax Evasion Cruel Anal Invasion 
  • I'm Going To be Pitching A Tent This Weekend...I'm Also Going Camping 
  • I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee...Without Someone Else's Dick In It
  • Secretary of Defense, Tim Howard

Fox River House
  • Vlad the Impregnator
  • I could have scored against Brazil today
  • Boys from Brazil got Blitzdrieged 
  • Pimpin' ain't breezy, but this patio sure it!
  • Since it's their anniversary night and Bill and Mandy are so awesome they're gonna fuck like rabbits tonight
  • My balls are hairless because the Brazilians got waxed 
  • Salvador Deli (we're the surreal "deal") 
  • We nominate the Titanic for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge... actually just the poor people

The Hotch Spot
  • Drakes on a plane
  • The way you ask those questions makes me want to quiz all over
  • The Quija Board gave us all the answers
  • There's Quizz in me eye! :(
  • Argentina looked good in the 1978 World Cup, but 2014 was Messi
  • Pinnochio's nose isnt the ONLY thing that grows when he's excited
  • BFFFFFFF Stands for Best Fucking Fantastic Fabulous Foreign French Friend Forever
  • Tim Howard

The Highbury
  • Fo' Shizzle My Quizzle
  • The Cunning Stunts
  • The Titanic: Ice Bucket Challenge Champion
  • Everything I learned about sex, I learned at the Neverland Ranch
  • A little pissed, all I see on Pornhub lately is Germany fucking Brazil

Jack's American Pub
  • I like my women the way i like my rum, Puerto Rican and full of coke
  • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  • I'm no doctor, but I don't think 50,000 'likes' are gonna cure that kids cancer.
  • If you think your mum is good at wrestling you should see her box
  • 2 girls, 1 World Cup
  • Sometimes I'm high on drugs. The other times I'm asleep.
  • Not even Tim Howard can save us from these answers

Loaded Slate
  • Quiz all over her face
  • Dixie Normous

  • Hitlers Proof - Reader was a grammar Nazi
  • When you say "Hiyah", are you saying hello? or are you speaking Ninja?
  • Brazil did NAZI that coming
  • We should go to Rio. I hear it is easy to score on Brazillians
  • Did Brazil's loss hurt more than getting a Brazillian
  • How many goals did Germany score against Brazil? A Brazillian

Miller Time Pub 
  • Quizmaster Ross pees sitting down
  • Ross's "Test"icles

Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • So a grasshopper walks in to a bar and the bartender says "HEY! Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve?" 
  • Derek Zoolander's team of people who look good and want to read good too
  • It's also called a banana kick

Milwaukee Brat House
  • We nominate the entire bar for the Schlitz Bucket Challenge #drinkupbitches
  • Black Cock Down
  • Sometimes when I puke, I schlitz 
  • Brits don't go to the dentist
  • Camouflage condoms: she never saw us coming
  • Gaza Stripperz
  • Straight outta Wiscompton
  • Just the tip --- a game nobody wins
  • No means yes, yes means anal
  • Andre The Giant Bag of Dicks
  • The Quizmasterbater
  • America! - Best Team Name ever. If you don't agree, you're a terrorist

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Who needs sex when you have beer

New Berlin Ale House
  • We Know Nothing John Snow
  • Digital Playground Presents Moses Parting The Red Sea Starring Ron Jeremy
  • If Christopher Walken Ran For President He Would Win
  • Keep Calm And Get A New Catchphrase
  • Are Those Real Or Fake
  • Monica Loves “Clinton-Dix”

  • Let's get quiz-ical, quiz-ical ;) 
  • A squeaky train still sounds better than Miley Cyrus
  • HaHa Monica Loves Clinton-Dix
  • Hey everyone - FUCK YOU
  • We drew a Hitler moustache on Charlie Caplin & we're pretty sure that's right now
  • The French are assholes
  • Malaysian frequent flier miles for sale
  • "Not in my hair!"

Red Rock Saloon
  • You sound like you're from London 
  • Show me on the doll where he touched you
  • Since the World Cup is over can we stop pretending to care about soccer for 4 more years
  • Two Girls One World Cup
  • 2 Girls, 1 Quiz.... never a good idea!!

Riverwest Filling Station 
  • Octothorpe Hashtag
  • I'll tell you what my largest organ is
  • Peewee Herman's favorite movie theatre
  • Team "Help me, a bird pooped on my boobs!"

St. Francis Brewery
  • Chicago Can Suck my Dix, Ha Ha!
  • Went to Ferguson On was a Riot!
  • Depressed Teachers Going Back to School, Happy Parents 
  • Hot Carl Asked Me For a Rusty Trombone! 
  • Muhammad is All Our First Names
  • My Birth Control Blocks More Shots Than Brazil
  • Do I get Banned Next Week if I Bite the Quizmaster?
  • Watching Soccer is Like Watching Paint Dry

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • The Tony Stewart School of Driving ... Now Hiring Volunteers for Traffic Cones 
  • Having a Belt with Robin Williams (What? Too Soon?) 
  • Ferguson Tear Gas Challenge for ALS 
  • We're Ghana soccer it to yah! 
  • KFC customers are dicks 
  • What do you mean: We're not Ghana win 
  • Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up

Three Lions Pub
  • Your mom is so slutty not even Andy Dufresne would tunnel through her
  • Ebola? I hardly know her 
  • Largest Panhandle In The US?...My Dick 
  • Nothing Says Literature Like "Twilight"......
  • For The Second Time In History, Thousands Of Germans Have Gone Into Hiding In Brazil
  • I Had Cheese, But No Crackers. I Was Cracka Lackin'
  • Who Let The Mom's Out? 
  • You Nazi Be Kidding Me

Two Bucks
  • Trivia, the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
  • Camouflage Condoms...she didn't see us coming
  • The Floyd Mayweather School for Adults Who Can't Read Good
  • Swipe Right For Best Team Name
  • We Nominate Lou Gehrig for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
  • My last relationship ended because of a sad hand job 
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
  • Tony Stewert's Drivers Ed
  • We Got 99 Problems and this Quiz is at the top of the list
  • My last relationship started because of a great blow job
  • Sanka yo dead? Yeah mon, because I'm Jamaican me crazy
  • Shrimp linguine and a porno; just kidding, it's chicken linguine
  • Stephen Hawking's Twitter Account
  • It's Screech, Mr. Powers if you're nasty
  • We're only here for the free water

Whiskey Bar
  • The Juice is on the loose; Fuck Bon Jovi!
  • John Wiles Booth - The Show Stopper
  • But Seriously, This Isn't Speed Dating?
  • The Tiny Blumpkins

01 September 2014

Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese... the Packers Quiz is Sept. 25!

Packer nation this one is for you! With the NFL season and the Packers opener just days away, we're delighted to announce that the Packers Quiz will hit the Loaded Slate on Thursday September 25th...

The All-Packers themed quiz will replace the Loaded Slate's regular trivia night, which takes place every Thursday at 8 p.m. The bar will be serving up it's regular specials of $7 all-u-can-eat tacos as well as...
  • $3 Imports
  • $3 Micros
  • $3 Bombs
  • $3 Mixers
Additionally this quiz will be just $1/person to play! Plus bar tabs will go out to the first and second placed teams on the night as well as the best Packers themed team name! Plus the bar will be giving away a pair of Packers vs. Bears tickets for the game on Sunday September 28th!!!

As always, it's advised to arrive early for this event as the Loaded Slate has limited capacity! We'll see you then, and GO PACK GO!

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