Oh. My. Gawd! F·R·I·E·N·D·S trivia night is here!

This one promises to be fun for the 90s child in you! Our quiz all about Friends hits select pubs and bars this August.

Current locations and dates include...

Wednesday August 16th...
- Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN: 8:00pm

Sunday August 20th...
- Camp Bar, Milwaukee (Third Ward), WI: 6:00PM
- Camp Bar, Shorewood, WI: 6:00PM
- Camp Bar, Wauwatosa, WI: 6:00PM
- Houdini's Escape, Appleton, WI: 7:00pm
- Howie's, La Crosse, WI: 7:00pm
- Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI: 7:00pm

We'll be covering the entire Friends universe, including minor characters, your favorite episodes and who dated who?

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best FRIENDS team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes. 

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

MKE League Table

The league table for our MKE League will be updated on a weekly basis. The league table below is after six weeks of play.

Additionally, due to the lower number of teams this time out (it's summer, we get it!) our post-season tournament will now only be open to the top 20 teams, plus any wild card entrees...

The Greatest Quiz on Earth... Disney Trivia is this August!

This one promises to be fun for the whole family! Our Disney Quiz hits select pubs and bars this August.

Current locations and dates include...

Wednesday August 2nd...
- Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN: 8:00pm

Sunday August 6th...
- Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI: 7:00pm
- Houdini's Escape, Appleton, WI: 7:00pm
- Howie's, La Crosse, WI: 7:00pm
- The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI: 6:00pm
- Milwaukee Ale House, Milwaukee, WI: 6:00pm
- Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI: 7:00pm

We'll be covering a whole plethora of topics, such as classic Disney films like Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin (and more!), as well as Pixar, classic Disney characters (Mickey and co.) and general Disney uselessness too!

Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Disney team name" and venues will be running specials too.

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? 
It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes. 

What are the prizes?
This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the Facebook page. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

Can people under 21 play?
That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

Is there a team-size limit? 
Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

Do spectators have to pay? 
Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

Saz's State House

Wednesdays 8pm (starting August 2nd)

Saz's State House
5539 W State St,
Milwaukee, WI 53208 (map)
(414) 453-2410
www.sazs.com

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Specials
- $4 call mixers
- Other rotating specials

Prizes:
1st: Brunch for two gift card
2nd: $10 off your bar tab
Best team name: 1Bottle of Saz's BBQ sauce

Quizmaster: TBA

Best Team Names of June 2017!

Game of Thrones Trivia 
- Night's Watch on the Street, Wildling in the Sheets
- Show Me Your Moon Door

- Varys My Dragon
- Game of Bones... Get it?

- Craster's Boys are Back in Town

- A Team Has No Name

- A Girl Has No Team

- Ned Stark's "Brass"tards

- I drink, but I know nothing.

- A Team Has No Brain

- Hardest game of fuck, marry, kill... Jorah after he gets that stone disease, the Hound, Hodor

- Have you Seen My Penis: An Unsullied Story

- If you're Jamie and you know it, clap your hand!

- Our governor is a White Walker

- The Hound In The Street, Podrick In The Sheets

- Call A Maester - I've Had A Throner For More Than 6 Seasons

- #noygrittes

- We Drink and We Kinda Sorta Know Things

- When you put your little finger in her red keep, make sure your wildfire ends up on her twins

- Clegane Bowl: What Is Hyped May Never Die

- This quiz was harder than Tyrion in a brothel

- Bran Did It For a Better Parking Spot

- Mhysa Horny, Mhysa Love You Long Time

Bavarian Bierhaus
- We were late because Tiger Woods was my designated drive

- Tiger woods driving school 

- We don't skinny dip...we chunky dunk!

- Polka? I hardly know her!

- Trivia Newton John 

- Eat. Drink. Win Trivia. 

- North is always straight up

- Acordian to Nick we are the best

- Tommy politics and the underground pumpkins

Boomers Sports Pub
- Amish Against Climate Agreement

- Only the British would come up with mashed peas
- My trivia partner doesn't know this is a date

Brass Monkey
- Alpha Kenny Body

- What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Broken Bat Brewing Co
- DUI of the Tiger
- I know what the problem with Tiger's golf game, he can't see straight when he drives. (Leave Tiger Alone!)
- Honey I Shrunk the Mexican
- Dog showing is not a sport
- Quized in my pants
- The jury isn't the only thing hung in the Bill Cosby trial

Caffrey's Pub
- Out of work hand models seeking hand jobs

Camino
- Flames...At the Side of My Face!
- Chlamydia Riddled Koalas
- Fat-Shamed Sean Spicer
- Vladimir Poopin

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- William Howard Taft - The Ultimate Mustache Ride
- 2 Dads Lookin for a Good Time
- The rusty trombone quartet

- My fiancé thought mascarpone was a mob boss
- We All Got Stood Up By The Same Guy Tonight.. #Winning

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Pulling Out, Why Melania is Jealous of Paris
- Does a Tiger Shit in the Woods?
- You were making out during Schindler's List?
- Vagina Jokes Aren't Funny, Period
- Lebron's Best Fade Away is His Hairline
- The Utah Polygamous
- We're here for the gangbang

- The best way to spread trivia cheer is to shout the answers for all to hear

Camp Bar, Tosa

- The Last Time I Played Hockey Naked, the Puck Got Stuck in My Crease

- a 6x6 Box Could Ride Taft's Mustache

- The 4th G in James Bond Stands for Gonorhea

- What Do You Call Having Sex with a Clown? A Funny Bone!

- Good names: N is for Nascar, A is for Ascar, S is for Scar, C is for Car, A is for Ar, R is for Rrrracists

- Bill Cosby's Hung (Jury)

- CO2 Emissions? Germany Hasn't Burned Anything Since the Holocaust
- Your Mom needs a Team Name
- Our family tree doesn't branch, it loops
-  I farted and now I have a foggy bottom

Dugout 54
- You Otto not go to North Korea
- We Got Mac 'N Cheese Sweats. 

Hotch
- Covfefe
- Air is dope, space has no air. Fuck space
- Who needs jazz in the park when you have Hotch
- Hotch-a-done

- Snifter my balls

- We'll at least we'll win at hotch next week

- Bye Lisa you were great (best team name, all the sucking up, lol)

Jack's American Pub
- In queso emergency, pray to cheeses

- The problem with tigers game is that he can't drive straight

- Thanks for Putin us upstairs

- War, huh, what is it good for? Dick Cheney's bank account.

- Nine Inch Males
- It's not cannablaism if you don't swallow

- The bud makes us weisers

- Hotter than the London apartments

JBs on 41
- Even In Defeat We Still Win
- The Quizzards of Azkaban

- Ed Gein's Tanning Company

- Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

- The Best Team Name

- Schweddy Balls

- Minnesota #thetoiletofthenorth #10000lakesofsuck 

- I Don't do Cocaine But I Like the Way It Smells 

- Periodic Table Dancers
- Winning with alternative facts

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- While my Qatar gently weeps

- Helen Killer's never-ending escape room

- I don't always pull out, but when I do it's from the Paris Accord

- I lost my balls in Erin's hills

- My man bun has executive privilege

- This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow

- The rain never came, and neither did I

- I shot the sheriff, but not the blimp

- Second-hand hand jobs
- I'm not using Google (bing)
- Think outside the manbun

- The people next to us brought a bottle of wine...is that allowed?

- The people next to us are tattle tales, is that cool?

Loaded Slate
- Comie is my homie

- I thought this was speed dating
- Milwaukees best... or nothing
- I just peed my pants

- Jeffrey dahmers house of ribs
- How do my tits look?

- Millennials are ruining trivia

- Star spangled hammered

- Covfefe is my safe word 

Lucky Chance
- Pabst and Loathing in West Allis
- Penis Fly Trap
- Soooo, You're Saying There's a Chance!!
- Castration Takes A Lot of Balls

McGillycuddys
- Irish we didn't come in last place
- My Penis is my strongest muscle
- Turn up the Taft Punk
- Bitches and Their Ugly Friends

Milwaukee Ale House

- Don't Comey A Liar

- Even Angelina's 14 Kids Thought Salt Was Terrible

- Save a Dollar, Ride a Quizmaster

- Bar Bar Drinks

- The Bears Still Suck Worse Than Us

- Grab Her By The Brewski

- Spidermen 2: Too Many Spidermen

- We Knew It Was The High Jump Before That Asshole
- Mysterious gymnast vagina

- In third place with 18 points is team fourth place

- Should've Went To Summerfest

- Binge Drinking at Summerfest Is All the Health Care I Need

Milwaukee Brat House
- Reykjavik wrecking crew

- The official language of Montreal is douche bag

- Scott Walker's bald spot
- Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody is gonna die. Come have a beer.
- Make America quiz again
- Right 100% of the time 30% of the time
- Close encounters of the quiz kind

New Berlin Ale House
- That's What Cheesehead
- Djibouti or Ja Booty?
- Tig Ole Bitties
- Educators Anonymous

O'Lydias
- Just like the cavaliers, second place is inevitable

- Lick us on Facebook
- Nick Cage's Cream gave Me the Clapton
- The best O'Lydias quizmaster we've had yet!

- If Bill cosby can be acquitted, we can win too!

Red Rock Saloon
- Wood You Whisper in My Ear?

- The Number of Friends Questions is TOO DAMN HIGH!

The Source Public House
- We Need Another Drink Before We Can Come Up With a Clever Name
- The Fosburys taste like Fosburys

Three Lions Pub
- We may suck at trivia, but we don't suck at friendship
- Michael Jackson was never white
- I'd think of something cheeky but I don't want to be an ass
- Bob has bitch tits
- Why couldn't Trump's dad pull out just like he did in Paris
- Is that David Beckham? No... he looks like a goob
- I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's
- Unemployed hand models looking for a hand job

Tosa Tavern
- Billy Zane in the Membrane
- We're feeling Surly tonight
- On my phone the whole time
- Steve Buscemi has **** me eyes
- If you do trivia without beers, is it even trivia? -
- Toy Story was real to me

Tosa Tavern
- Michael Moore's Next Documentary Titled: Make America Covfefe Again

Uptown Tavern
- Magic Johnson: the Gathering

Von Trier
- we got your team name right "Pierre"
- Morgan Freeman's titty sprinkles
- I am sick of these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' bar 

Whiskey Bar
- The band is back together...and we still hate eachother
- We'll have our own trivia, with blackjack, and hookers!