Best Team Names of February 2025



New Girl Trivia
- Sex Fist!
- Bucky in the Ducts 
- Is it because of my Micropenis 
- Gave me cookie, got you cookie 
- “Schmidt Happens”
- Long Island Street Trash
- Spongey McWipeys 
- The 29ers 
- The criminals... from the statistics!
- Prank Sinatra
- My partner ditched me to go break up with her boyfriend
- Harold & Kumar
- Double Syringe 
- What's the vibe on shower pee pee?

90s Music Trivia
- Pussy Cats W/Dem Titties 
- Lunatic Fringe 
- Quiz Khalifa
- smells like team spirit
- the masters of the ghetto blasters present… FU2
- Michael Jackson thought boys 2 men was a delivery service 
- you and me baby were just 4 dudes that didn't know it was 90s music trivia
- his one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in a pie 
- Where’s Britney…. Bitch
- Hot wings, hoes, and stereos
-  Torn over buffy 
- Dr. Dre performed my vasectomy 
- Isn’t it ironic that we were born in the 90s and we don’t know the answers 
- Dr Dre performed my Vasectomy

1840 Brewing
- I Don't Want A Jaguar, I Want A 200 Pound Cougar.
- Beethoven's D Was Major
- We're LIVING in the Spiritual Sequel to Idiocracy
- Your Mom.  Always Low Prices...Always

Baldwin Street Grille
- Two nuts one sock
- Happy 25th mai ling

Barrel Yard
- Twin Killing
- Toradol, Tramadol, It's All the Same to Me
- Baseball’s Back, ALRIGHT!
 
Bassett Street Brunch Club
- Hugh Mungus
- Turd place finishers

BJs Crafty Tap
- If you didnt get at least 76 points you go to purgatory to hang out with the unbaptized babies
- Meat tornado 
- Sipping on snake juice 
- Just the tip
- Bourbon blue balls
- Sloppy Steaks 
- Beer Club
- We are here for the drinks

Brass Monkey
- Hakuna Ma Vodka: It means no memories for the rest of your night. 
- Yes, we beat them in World War II, but it’s clear that the Germans play the long game. 
- Aviation Needs the Wright Brothers Back
- Ed Gein’s Upholstery 
- Angelina Jolie’s had a lot of hard rocks in her ham sandwich

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Thank God I Brought My Grandparents (They Were Not Much Help)
- CHLF - like ABBA, but not

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- SCUBA Deez Nuts 
- Quizknows 
- Your mom has the biggest cat in the Americas, but I still only lasted exactly 2 minutes and 7 seconds
- 500 of deez nuts in your mouth
- I’d last a 3 minute round with your mom

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Da Smiffs: Feel Free to Blow on This Apparatus
- SCUBAstank 
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- We Do Not Know our Elements
- Sledgehammer? I Hardly Know Her
- I put crocodile poop in my (Oregon State) beaver 
- Your mom can’t last two humps on my 10cm balance beam
- Shirley Temple of Doom 
- Bjorn to be Wild
- Pussy Cats W/Dem Titties
- Quiz Khalifa

Caffrey's Pub
- Drachma balls all over yo face
- The Good, the Bad, and the Cunty
- Mind-blowing head in Dallas

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Thick Creamy head…the only way I like it 
- Titanic 2 Jack’s back, he never let go 
- I got a seahorse pregnant 
- anteater, I hardly know her
- if you didn’t get Jack Daniel’s right you owe us a shot
- petition to count the peach emoji as a body part

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- "Thick Creamy Head" From A "Dirty Mouth" Got Me "Down For The Count"
- She Vault On My Pile Til It's The Longest Bone In Her Body 
- I'm Hungry Hungry For The Longest Bone In Your Body 
- Clit Eastwood
- Edmonton Oiler Up With My Man Hands

Camp Bar - Tosa
- bring back inglorious bastards mentality
- we didn’t start off strong and we didn’t finish either
- Sothebeez Nutz
-  I Like My Men Like William Wallace; Drawn, Quartered, and HUNG 
- Chefs Space Balls Are The GOAT
- Trivial pursuit of happiness
- punisher, I hardly know her

Cedar Jacks
- Quiz on my face
- Drink Drank Drunk
- Mama Didn't Swallow

Copper on King
- A UFO won’t be the only unidentified object in me tonight!

The Copper Turtle
- Squatting Slavs
- January, February, March, April, May, June, Jason Derulo!!

Crafty Cow - Bay View
- Humane Society Lesbians 
- Here's to the end of dry January 
- BBC may not be correct but its always the answer
- The Stinky Slinky (Don't look that up on urban dictionary) 
- WWE Won! No, WWE Didn't

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Banish billionaires to space 
- Haven't we had enough POTUS for a while? 
- Back door is open
- WWE isn't a sport Second
- I don't know about you but a river of blood never stopped me before 
- movies are our Pitt-fall
- Ronald Reagan would've banned crocodile poop
- Reagan's pants are higher than our IQ
- Operation Acoustic Kitty and its counterpart Electric Pussy

Deer Camp
- Alpha Males in Purgatory
- Silent BJs
- making pour decisions
- Musk Cyber Facial

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- I don't feel in control of this air traffic
- Trump Bans Transcendentalism: a crushing blow for queer authors 
- Mrs. Doubtfire's fat ass has an orbit around Jupiter's largest moon
- Big brother I’m stuck
- I Prefer My Disney Princesses Pantsless

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- My skin is as white as Michael Phelps’ bootie
- Was anyone in basic instincts besides Sharon stone?
- we thought this was new girl trivia! Whoops!
- Mulan and Samuel l Jackson sumo wrestling in the playboy mansion

Gathering Place Brewing
- Ford Apparently Makes Racecars
- We Gotti Win Something Tonite

Horse & Plow
- Fiesty Five 
- Bumbling Blabbering Bubblers
- Rudy Tootie Fresh & Fruity Booty 2nd: Quiz Masters, Rizz Masters Team: Moo Deng Gang
- Scotty Doesn't Know... the Answer

Hot House Tavern
- Tequila Mocking Brits

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- Hot Girls Wearing Glasses
- Four Girls and a Bill

Izzy Hops
- Gravitational babes / Relativity sluts 
- Quizpicable Me

Jack's American Pub
- True Beliebers 
- C U Next Tuesday 
- Am I too Old for New Girl Trivia Next Week
- Hey Jude, You Got Cream All Over Jamie Foxx!
- Came for the Wings, Stayed for Trivia!

Lake Louie Brewing
- Rusty Nails
- Warped Badgers

Lion's Tail Brewing
- We love you Khris Middleton
- the shmavericks
- Grinding vampires with skullets
- 7 bucks and a ham sandwich is not enough to get Gordon Ramsay into a Hard Rock Cafe.

McGillycuddy's
- SCUBA: Secret Cuck Underground Brotherhood Alliance 
- BBC Needs ZZTop
- no vowels

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Joe Flacco is elite 
- Snail du Soleil
- Lil Wayne and Grover Cleveland on the titanic 
- Bratty Brats
- We may not know the answers but at least we're pretty

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Hellen Keller didn't see (or hear) that BBC coming 
- I got ZZ top in the Brat House Bathroom
- If we win, $2 mystery shots on us 
- Flaccid reflux
-  Fidelio more like fellatio
- Are you ready for the 2 hump cream
- Came for the $2 schlitz, stayed for the $3 schlitz

Milwaukee Brewing
- Latte Love Here 
- We Drink to Louie's Demise 
- Skeleton Crew 
- I have a heart-on, will you quiz on my face? 
- Bay view books & beer (find us on facebook and instagram
- Bark when you know the answer
- Low Expecations
- Heres to not BOKING tonight

Mo's Irish Pub
- Cool Chuggins
- the A Minnorrrrssss

North Pillar Brewing
- My Wife Calls Me the White Dwarf 
- Tricky Dick Driving Into Miss Daisy’s Thorax 
- Public Schools got us here
- Who wants to throw tea in the harbor after this?

O'Lydias
- We are never ever solving a rubiks cube!
- City of Brotherly Shove
- We thought this was speed dating!
- Colloquially known as the trivia's best team 
- Maggie and the Boys 
- Hot Pants are No Crime!

Ope Brewing
- why is there a hair in the Oreo?
- Please never give four points for WWE
- custard is not cream. You’re wrong.
- I'd let Madam Mim suck me with a dyson.

Panther Pub
- I’ll show you the biggest cat in America
- Boron? More like moron!
- Gimp Biscuit

Pete's Pub
- Buantanamo Gay
- Livin’ La Vie Rob Lowe-Ca!
- She shetland on my sheepdong till I schnauzer
- Hey Google, am I a Vagina?
- Ok but Florida is the largest uncircumcised penis east of the Mississippi

Pilot Project
- Look what you made me do (Luigi’s version)
- Pump her Nickel
- 2 Sips, 4 Nips
- Brew or false

Pioneer Bowl
- The Girls to our left are cheating bitches
- Test-ticles.

Pomona Cider Co
- Quizly Bears
- We Doodled on the backside
- Avatar the Last Airbender was the better avatar
- Gilmore Girls xoxo RIP Michelle

Raised Grain Brewing
- Why’d you have to go and make this quiz so complicated? 
- Ba bA black sheep 
- Clooneys Wedding Crashers
- My President is Orange, my avatar is blue, and I’ll be god damned if my balls aren’t too 
- goodwill hunting for chuck norris on Saturn
- Boking up the wrong Tree

Rally Time, West Bend
- I rented your mom for $4,085 last night
- Your mom had to keep one foot on the ground last night
- Angelina Jolie Is No Thief, But You Should See Her Snatch

Sahale Ale Works
- It's Britney, Bitch 
- The 4 Females in "Guess Who"! 
- Dave Navarro and Britney Spears gave me pink eye
- E-A-G-E-L-E-S-S 
- Beauties with our Beast
- Canada Can Lick A Urinal
- Dude Looks Like an Aardvark 
- Bhutan My Face
- The Inseminator 2: Judgment Spray 
- The Inseminator

Skippys Burger Bar
- DEFUNDED BY USAID 
- If all goes as planned, I will be Angelina Jolie's 4th husband.

Station 1 Brewing
- No Tariffs on Trivia, Michael!!! 
- I’ve Met Your Mother
- Our bar tab will be cheaper than eggs Winners: I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now
- Gorgonzola??? I don’t even know her!!!
- the Walmartians

Sunset Grill
- Coors Light Crushers

Third Space brewing
- BBC Deez Nutz
- Less Paul? I Want More Paul
- Up Down Left Right ABBA
- Heinz, We Got 
- Bangkok? Only once in college...

Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- Gulf of America's #1 Trivia Team
- Hunger Demon.
- Steve Carrell's Beef Jerky - made in Japan.

Three Lions Pub
- Tonka Tuah
- Am I a Vampire or am I Nick Furry???
- Fired federal workers who have nothing better to do than trivia

UpDown
- Turning Ma-House into Mahome 
- She Flo on my Thorax til she’s a Snail
- We Put the “Tea” in Trivia

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Progressively Heavy Flo
- I'm going to be sitting on the toilet after all this pizza
- “Spill that Boston Tea, Guuurl”

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- All sinners go to the Tosa Tavern
- Valentine’s Day VJ
- We don’t know our balls
- 1969: the year of back alley facials

Willy's on the Water
- Beans are nothing but soggy nuts

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