Best Team Names of July 2025



Disney Trivia
- Sex Toy Story: You’ve Got a Friend in Me
- That hot bitch from Atlantis has a Disney princess tramp stamp
- Yzma Swamp Stanky
- Oh right. The trivia. The trivia for Kuzco, the trivia chosen especially to anger kuzco. Kuzcos trivia.
- Zippity Doodah Dweebs
- Colors of the Win 
- Can you feel the buzz tonight
- The trivia. The trivia for Kuzco. Kuzco's trivia. The trivia designed specifically to kill Kuzco. That trivia?
- Let's get down to business to defeat the quiz
- Beauties and the Beast
- You’ve got a friend in Loki
- Whistle while you twerk 
- The ladies and the champs 
- We thought this was Harry Potter night
- Tweedle Dee and tweedle not so dumb
- Turn down for Walt 
- Walt Disney’s frozen head 
- We look cute from Jafar
- Practically Perfect in Every Way 
- Winner Winner Mickey Dinner 
- We Got "Lotso" questions wrong

The Office Trivia
- Bo Bobberty 
- Pam Pam and her Pam Pam’s 
- Ignorant Sluts who messed this up worse than Kevin’s Chili
- Little Kid Lovers 
- Stanley’s Little Meat Balls 
- Pam and her Pam Pams.
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro Am Fun Run Race for the Cure 
- You couldn't handle my undivided attention
- Boom! …roasted
- She’s going to be screaming her own name
- Your team name is good, but Jan’s is Bigger 
- The Beet Farmers 
- Creedthoughts.gov/creedthoughts 
- We'll be skins! 
- Damn it meredith where are your panties 
- My dogs love a good crotch 
- People persons paper people

Amp Haus at Konkel Park
- Error 404: Answers not Found
- Quizzard of Ozz: Tribute to Quizzy Quizborne

Baldwin Street Grill
- uh oh my disc is floppy
- My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don’t
- Pabst smears

Bjs Crafty Tap
- Just Guessing
- Pewaukee posers
- My couch pulls out but I dont

Brass Monkey
- Put your Venus in my Cox Box Cox Box 
- a game at the next Diddy Freak Off 
- Trojan Whores
- Swimming in Platapussy
- Congratulations Ozzy, today marks one day sober.
- Save a Honda, Ride a Finger 
- I’ll take that crisp high five… on my dick! 
- Rock Hard Caulking Services: You got a hole? Let me put my caulk in it! 
- Someone Winnie & Pooh’d on my Wormwood

Brown Deer Beer Garden
- Deerly Departed (From Brown Deer) but still alive!

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Don't buy a Malador: Adopt, Don't Shop
- Big Bird Is A Bottom
- Lou Bega's Winter Banana
- Shuttlecock, State Capital of Penisylvania
- Krispy kreme on the lumberjack nuts
- How much ink could a colossal squid squirt if a colossal squid could squirt ink 
- Peanut butter ball gag

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Skeet, Skeet, Mother Fender
- Does the ‘Flaming Lips’ refer to venereal disease?
- You’d have to zoom in EVEN more to see my shuttlecock
- My Autobiography - Tight, True and Open 
- My hole is tight, true and open
- She Like a Colossal Squid with that Octopussy!

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Red White and Booze (it’s my 21st)
- That Baby Puss is a Doozy 
- Turd Burglars
- Team Dingus
- Lady in the Streets but a Frite in the Sheets
- Artificial Unintelligence

Caffrey's Pub
- She Polk on my Bush til I Pierce
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other
- The Rockies are definitely the highest team

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Illegable pirates
- Our favorite yoga pose, reverse cowgirl
- H8er boyz
- Justice for Anna and Elsa
- I’m just Ken
- Watch out for Alice cooper unless you’re a cockroach

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Chuck Deez Nutz and Taj Mahballz 
- Tits LLC
- The Shut The Fuck Up Donnie's 
- Balls In Chains
- Big Knobs and Fat Dicks 
- My Butt Itch
- Single Ladies, Call Me The Godfather and Grease Macadamia Nuts

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Pato, Chuck-a-duck
- Lowest score wins
- bread works for 26
- a 3 foot magic johnson is the best a guy can get

Copper on King
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Corpse
- Worst Speed Date Ever
- Divorced and Unemployed CEO

The Copper Turtle
- Origami?! I hardly know me!
- Almost Retired

Come Back In
- Stuttgart Steppers

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Tommy Lee is Big Pimpin' in Indonesia
- eHarmony Shuttlecocks

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Northern Ireland once again giving us Troubles
- Lou Bega did a lot of swiping right 
- Chocolate milk: shaken not stirred
- A gaggle of losers
- Thin Mints? Like hell!

Deer Camp
- Beaver Anal Beads make me Groan Madly
- a swift snap of your fingers
- I grab her boobtube while she strokes my glockenspiel
- Watcha gonna do brother when the hulkmainiacs win trivia
- I opened Pandora’s box and all I got was clamidia
- Call me JFK because I give explosive head

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Don’t Care if She Hagrids with her Death Valley, Still Gonna Give Her that TLC
- Crampon Stays ON During Sex
- Taj Mahal Deez Nuts across your face
- Feeling Superior with My 18” Burj Khalifa
- Raging erection of Big Ben
- Big beautiful trivia team
- She likes me despite my mini disc
- My couch pulls out but I don’t
- Kream City Kardashians
- She Vacuum on My Twinkie ‘till I American Pie 
- Bready or Not
- Catherine Zeta-Jones, she dips beneath the lasers 
- We peaked at the sign up

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Back in my day, there was no southern ocean
- We may not know a lot, but we know our Disney princesses 🩵
- The summer I turned pretty…. Good at trivia
- butt town, butt talk, butt scales 
- The village idoits

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- Anal Beaver Glands
- If we win, Malort on all of us
- Hammer explosion leg
- Disneyland is probably bigger than Portland
- Rage against the boob tube.
- Jack got blown away, but Uranus makes me want to stay.

Fenwick's Pub & Patio
- The Know It Ales
- Taylor Swift's $24 Festoon 
- Ridgeway, She's Wirth It
- Hulkamania Forever
- We Are the Knights Who Say "Quiz"
- Obi-5-You-Know-Bees 
- Bangers & Ass

Game Over
- 3 Chicks and a Dick

Gathering Place Brewing
- Wish We Were as Hot as the Weather
- Don't go Chasing Prince George through the Looking Glass 
- Switch in the hand shouldn't be worth 2 on this quiz 
- Is that beer on the floor or did my water just break?!

Hot House Tavern
- Grateful We're Not Dead

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- Just MARVEL us!
- Cancel Pepsi! 2026 Spotted Cow Super Bowl Halftime Show!
- The 3 V.J. Jay's
- We Will Follow AJ Anywhere

Izzy Hops
- One big beautiful quiz 
- It’s not your fault, you don’t write the questions 
- Tommy Lee Utah’d on my Jazz at the Paralympics
- Ted Kazinsky & the Giant Squid

Jack's American Pub
- Courtesy of the red white and boobs
- Prosecco deez nuts 
- Just like your mom in college this is probably 5 on 1.
- Quiztopher Walken
- C U Next Tuesday 
- I Shuttled my cock til it splintered 
- Donald Trumps Grindr account is coming for your children
- Better late than pregnant
- Sum-ting-Wong

Lake Louie Brewing
- Dunder Mufflin A Team
- The Meadiator
- Jelly Smackers

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Great Britain can suck deez nuts. Happy Fourth!
- Cox box in my kraken makes my seat drop
- Hummus? More like cum in us
- Quiztina Aguilera
- My double stuffed magnum will have you sing: AAAA OOOO
- Jesus stayed down longer than Houdini
- Houdini can sneak into my black box
- Your mom is a Philatelist
- In the bedroom my husband is Dr. Dolittle
- Philatelist, more like Epstein list (which definitely exists)
- What do you mom and Kentucky have in common? They both have Mammoth Caves
- Philate Deez Nutz
- I'm not allowed near a school, I'm a Philatelist
- Milk my titicaca
- Ouija, Bee Gee, Who's got a Squeege
- My titicaca is 60% milk
- My black hole is sweating more than Nixon during Watergate
- The Queen can't go anywhere... she's dead!
- Hi ho! Balls deep in Ghandi's black hole
- Ghandeez Nuts
- Tiger's Wood
- Goodyear? The worst one.

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Kraken Deez Nuts
- Houdini's Hulkamaniacs
- titanic the sequel
- Brat House BJs

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- James, James, James, James, James, and Jimmy
- What do you mean by baby puss? 
- Whoever wrote these questions is public enemy #1.
- Hoosier daddy
- Swipe right to see my shuttlecock
- Long finger things around my shuttlecock 
- 3.5 inches is a BIG bird 
- Quiztopher walkin 
- She leap in my rumba til I smack
- Hemingways sausage is my favorite topping

Milwaukee Brewing
- Testicular Answer
- Can I pet dat dog

Mo's Irish Pub
- Malort Mouthwash
- WTF is a glockenspiel?

North Pillar Brewing
- Einstein's Disappointments
- P. Diddy’s extra virgin oil for your cox box
- I wish my husband was a cunning philatelists
- The Fonz Caymen my titicacas

O'Lydias
- The Tropic of Answer
- Cold Hearted Midwestern Wildlings

Ope Brewing
- Tommy Lee got head & tails, but we didn't see any feet.
- Big Bird is this administrations public enemy number 1.
- Nobody has answers like we do, We have the best answers. Fantastic answers, wonderful answers.
- My husband is 3 inches and beats it 80 times a minute.
- I’m in the one comma club

Pete's Pub
- Otrivia Rodrigo
- Star Wars, My Butt Awakens
- Duck duck platypus
- The Queen can’t go anywhere, Lizzy’s in a box
- I don't know my own kids names, why would I know the names of jerks?

Pilot Project Brewing
- Jagged Little Pilsners
- Eating Pandora's Box
- She Champs on my Elysse until I glock on her spiel
- EGOT a great ass!
- What can't be beat? A dead horse!
- Brolly gonna win

Pioneer Bowl
- Speling Don't Kount

Pizza Man
- One wheel short of a unicycle
- The quizzards of Ozzy
- Friends with benefits:

Pomona Cider Co
- The Gays and a Girl (she's single and iconic)

Raised Grain Brewing
- we got in trouble for sassafrassing dollys coconuts
- Elmo wants a shot of Malort
- Nutty putty brolly incident 
- They call my shuttlecock jack the dropper 
- Under my Brolly….eh, eh, eh

Rally Time
- One of our guinea pigs dies so I had to shoot the other one
- I played Twister with your mom last night

Sahale Ale Works
- TCB- Taint, Cock, Balls
- Malort Always Ends Up kn Malawn (Puke Noise) (yes, they made me do a puke noise)
- Brian Likes to take big gulps of John
- Question 13's Real answer: Soured Relationship=Marriage
- Pujols Probes Uranus 
- Mr. Gorbachev, Wash my balls!

Skippys Burger Bar
- SHOW ME YOUR KRAKEN 
- Awkward Boner
- Lick My TittyCaca
- Put It In My BLACK HOLE!
- The Quizzard of Oz

Steny's Lake Country
- Walking, talking Stephen hawking 
- Sherlock Homiezzz 
- Brew or False
- Three Amigos plus one
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time 
- Ozzy's Quizzy Team
- The anti know it alls

Third Space Brewing
- A Hot New Bombshell Enters the Trivia Game
- "Alcatraz was Capone's Third Space"
- Let's Shuttle Trump's Cock out of this Country!
- Tune In, Hook Up, Get Fired
- Having a blast with ted kaczynski

Third Space Brewing - Innovation Brewhouse
- Walt Disney can boil and freeze at the same time
- Who would win: Usain Bolt or Joey chestnut eating one hotdog (with bun) then running 100 meters?
- Parents Gone Mild
- Tupperware doesn’t hold enough milk for my titicaca 
- Our drinking team Has a trivia problem
- Ghandi's Black Hole
- Hooray, We Got 69!

Three Lions Pub
- Prince Beast
- Lick my Titicacas
- I have pain but I don’t gain a win at trivia

Up Down
- Diddy’s Jury: Diddy Do It?
- She Hard Cidered My Guinea Pig til I Houdinied on Her Black Box
- I Took a Quiz Behind the Bar, Sorry Aaron!
- She Milked My Spock Until I Yerbaed My Mate
- Leonardo’s Aged Out Girlfriends 
- The Desharted
- Abracadabra my worm is wood 
- Everyone say happy birthday to Joe

Vier North
- You’re a Quizard Harry

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Parents just wanna have fun
- Is shitting an Olympic sport?
- Stop trying to make fetch happen
- Megan’s Hot Girl Summer Birthday

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- I wish I remembered more
- Tyler the Creator of Liquid Courage
- Cold play kiss cam!

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