Best Team Names of September 2025



90s Movie Trivia
- If you don’t like our team name, that’s well, like, your opinion man
- The dude abides
- 10 Things I Hoyt About You
- Gus palinski and the Kenosha kickers 
- Honey I blew up the tortoise
- TV Will rot your brain but it will make you good at trivia! 
- Blockbuster Late Fees or the Quizmo Beach Disaster Relief 
- We'd rather be watching the 1999 Cinematic Masterpiece "The Mummy" Staring Brendon Frasier and Rachel Weisz.
- The First Rule About Trivia Night is That we Don't Talk About Trivia Night
- Not so 90s Babies 
- um hey! We knew 10 of these movies!
- Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

1844 Table and Mash
- 19 and counting 
- Generic Trivia Team Name
- the mar-trivi-tini ladies

Baldwin Street Grille
- Dirty Sox
- Chief Queefs
- Mighty deaftones

BJs Crafty Tap
- Bacteria camels -;it's the second hump that matters.

Blum Coffee & Beer Garden
- Boss Baby and His Bitches
- I miss my Cheetos
- Death to All Mosquitoes
- Space monkey mafia
- Everybody please clap

BSG Lounge Grafton
- We want spooky music bingo)

Brass Monkey
- Mind your own Quizness!! 
- He lost that debate by a long shot!

Brown Deer Beer Garden
- Shit I knew It)

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Kermit just frog
- Call Us Trees... Cuz We're Stumped!
- Not A Good Day For Those Who Haven't Seen Hamilton

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Wake up in the morning feeling like Lee Harvey Oswald
- I ate at Cafe Hollander and now I have the Schlitz
- Pop a tire? Use asparagus!
- The other thing that makes your pee smell is Gonorrhea
- She so Horny, Sarah try to give me top. Get it? “Triceratops”
- Hamilton Can Phillip Deez Nuts

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Cliterally the best team
- Miss American Made and The Heartbreak Prince 
- The Bears Still Suck
- Twinkle Twinkle little Tzar 
- Sal FreLICK my Balls
- K-POP TRIVIA HUNTERS 
- Ninety-Nine Pig Balloons
- Hoovers Hoohahs

Caffrey's Pub
- Uranus if Giga
- Sean
- He Twerk on my Sex Pistol in Brokeback Mountain

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Quiztopher Columbus
- Quiz P Bacon
- Dolly Parton and the Axis Power Rangers
- Your name is Joann? We love your fabrics. RIP JoAnn Fabrics

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- How Big Is Uranus
- Who Stole The Banana From My Fruit Of The Looms? 
- I'd Rather Go Out Like JFK Than Live In Missouri
- Jack And Ryan's Excellent Trivia Team Name 
- She Tokyo On My Drift Til I Awkwafina
- I Can't Wait For The DirecTV Logo To Hit The Corner
- Does Liam Neeson Twerk???

Camp Bar - Tosa
- For $1 I’ll put my hotdog in your moms buns
- 1 minute 49 seconds- thanks viagra
- Nepo Baby John Quincey Adam’s
- Harry Potter & The Chamber Pots
- Who lives in a pineapple and just turned 30?

Copper on King
- Five Skin
- Triviyeahhhh boiiiii
- Pee Pee Poo Poo Shart Masters
- Early Bird Gets Liam Neeson Twerking on a Chevy

Crafty Cow - Bay View
- Beastie Boys and Girls
- 46 days until wedding
- Jack-Jack of All Trades
- Federal bureau of idiots

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Winning Team? Magic 8 Ball says: Doubtful
- Rick Dicker? I barely know her!

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Welcome to Tosaland, Amanda
- I don't know, what do you guys like to do
- Sexxy Redd's Debut in "Chicago"
- Rick Dicker? Hardly know her
- 2 + 2 Brain Cells = 8 Engineers

Deer Camp
- Call me Stephen the way I hawk on that thang
- call me monster the way I eat that cookies
- I’ll show you my fourth heaviest organ
- My mama Mia took Tylenol

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- No doubts, she’s (Augustus) Glooping on My Piloerection
- Pin your ball to my wamble 
- Princess Peach might be a lightweight, but she got world record melons
- Morphine Deez Nuts into my largest organ 
- Thirty-Won 
- Dolly Parton’s Workin’ 9 to 5 on My Big Sequoia 
- Anti-Hiros 
- They left stool on king henry’s hairy Potter 
- Hamilton Heroes
- Quippy team name Based on tonight’s answers

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- We can’t afford lou Vuitton’s or loubautans
- All dumb, no waiters
- Jordan love was a groom of stool yesterday
- Quiz Gon Jin

Fenwick's
- Mind the Gap in Our Knowledge 
- Headbangers Ballz
- The Dahmer party planners

Gathering Place Brewing
- Bill Clinton Coconutted in the West Wing
- I Only Watched Baywatch for the Personal Drama

Game Over
- Let's Get Quizzical
- John Triviolta

Hot House Tavern
- Case of the Mondays

Hoya Hop House Brewing
- Marsh Misfits

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- It was AJ in the Parlor with the lead pipe!!!
- Notorious L.O.S.E.

Izzy Hops
- Whoopi Goldberg: Nation's Most Wanted
- Suck my dildo
- Dead ascareagus second asareagus, free ascaregaeous
- She bublinsky on my kneecap til I toaster strudel
- My Lincoln log

Jack's American Pub
- I’m Sorry Miss(issippi) Jackson
- Jeffery Dahmer: the queer that made MKE famous 
- Jacks Trivia Virgins
- Magic 8ball will we win? Answer: Definitely no
- Ghana take a tango on her magic carpet
- My Couch Pulls out but I Don’t.

Lake Louie Brewing
- The Life of a Show Dog
- Museum of Natural Stupidity

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Unemployed hand models seeking hand jobs
- Aged and Confused
- Michael Jackson and Leo DiCaprio eiffel towered by uranium with their Vitamin D
- Thanks for the invite to the pants party
- Assassinations? In this economy?
- There's no Arctic Circle on a flat Earth
- Your mom gets a lot of Vitamin D and its not from the sun
- Still waiting for the quote from Veloci-pastor 2
- 98 year old virgins
- Monica Lewinsky confirmed Clinton also has Micronesia
- My name is Ryan and I pee sitting down
- What's the deepest canyon in the U.S.? Your mom
- John Williams is my hall pass

McGillycuddy's
- Tequila mockingbird cheats
- Hunter s Thompson had a lot of 8 balls
- Too much Tylenol

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Pikachoosing the right answer
- Who knew pool tables had rocks in them?
- Asspocolypse

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Back to back bar dice championships 
- Your mom loves my Saturday evening post 
- Drinking thinking and tinkling
- Gold digger? I hardly know er 
- The 5th big cat is your moms pussy 
- The tits burg feelers 
- Your moms pussgetti 
- Schlitz on my face
- Lego deez nuts 
- Bend it like Beckham's mom, bitch
- Personality hire
- The queen LaQueefas
- I love your mom's magic carpet
- Sticking my earth horn in your little french box

Milwaukee Brewing Co
- Team Travis Swift
- All our mothers took tylenol

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Moses becomes an ape

Mobcraft Beer
- New Brewery: Same PA System
- Tom Brady STILL kisses his Kids on the Mouth
- My Mammoth Coxswain

North Pillar Brewing
- Put a lime in my coconut and fuck it all up
- Don Cheadle’s got mail 
- Periodic Table Dancers
- Good thing we didn’t use Jack’s answers
- Lil Kimchi & Notorious BIG 
- Keep my wife’s name out your mouth
- Baywatch my balls

O'Lydias
- Are Eels Fish?
- Jimmy Kimmel Lives!
- It's in the soup!
- I Dreamt We Did Better :(

Ope Brewing
- She starred my banner til I spangled
- Will we win? Magic 8 ball says “outlook not good”
- #savetylenol
- A trillion bytes but how many licks?

Panther Pub
- Flat bottom girls
- Mao Mai Dong
- Regis, Can We Use A Lifeline?

Pete's Pub
- Kia Men

Pilot Project Brewing
- The Real Medspouses of Milwaukee
- The Summer I Humpback'd your mom
- Liverpool in deez nuts

Pomona Cider Co
- Itty Bitty Quizy Committee
- All the pizza grease clogged my brain
- Tylenol Babies

Raised Grain Brewing
- Stallen for a good team name
- The Purple Nurples of Nepal

Rally Time
- Cedar Jack off refugees
- I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
- our mom let me baywatch on her twin peaks

Sahale Ale Works
- What Starts with "P" and ends with "orn"........"Popcorn" you pervert!

Skippys Burger Bar
- Heavy Hitta Nita's
- Never gonna quiz you up
- I thought this was speed dating
- Prince Charming & the Original Blonde Princesses

Station 1 Brewing
- Would anyone like a cupcake?
- Plug Your Noses, Cuz This Team Thinks
- Acetaminophen
- That’s an awfully small box for my Coxswain

Steny's Lake Country
- Stump'd at Stenny's 
- The Titanic Swim Team
- We can't even name 10 countries that end in "land"
- Magic 8 ball will we win? doubtful 
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Rick dicker declaration
- We are the Vikings of trivia

Stone Creek Coffee
- Stephen hawking school of dance

Sunset Grill
- We Don’t Even Have a Fuckin’ Team Name!
- The Great Antitties

Third Space Brewing
- Ruth Bader Quizberg
- We may suck, but we're her for it

Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- Quiz Master Debaters
- A very anticlimactic Twilight
- Never Gonna Quiz You Up.

Three Lions Pub
- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John… dream blunt rotation
- Enough Tylenol to make me good at trivia!

VFW - New Berlin
- Owl in Fun

Voodoo Brewing - Delafield
- The QuizMistresses + Kurt!

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Flipping tables cause we didn’t win.
- Our moms may or may not have slammed Tylenol when they were pregnant

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Our meats are Smokey
- Don’t wanna be…all by myself
- First time failures
- The summer I turned pretty was when I took Tylenol in Iowa

Up Down MKE
- Autocorrect is my Enema
- I Robot on my Golden Girl til I Short Circuit on Her Twin Peaks

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