Best Team Name of December 2025



Christmas Movie Trivia
- Angels with even Filthier Souls
- Nutcracker? I hardly know her! 
- Making it Clap on Santa's Lap!
- Jolliest Bunch of Assholes this side of the Nut House
- but wait…there’s myrrh
- Winter, I Hardly Know Her!!
- I'm Dreaming Of A White Claw Christmas!! 
- Santa's Secret Sidepieces
- Elf around and find out 
- Schmitter's Full
- Tired Teachers Who Need Winter Break.
- Mrs. Claus' Cookie aka "Santa's Favorite Cookie
- Red Rider? I Hardly Know Her
- Cotton Headed Ninny THUGGINS 
- 7 o'clock - Christmas trivia...I can't cancel that again! 
- Miracle on 69th Street 
- Resting Grinch Face

2025 Trivia
- oh my God, we’re so fucked. We’re fucked. Oh my God. 
- All I want for Christmas is a Labubu and a bush thong 
- K Pope bush thong hunters
- Nicole Kidman would beat the gorilla,
- 100 boo-boo’s versus one gorilla
- La-Bye Bye 2025
- Sza my ultimate bush
- JD Vance may have killed the Pope
- Proud we didn't know Skims
- "Doge" you at the "Louvre" K-Pop Demon Hunters

LOTR Trivia
- Sister Ent-Wives
- Frodo Teabaggins 
- Shelob on my knob 
- Dildo Shwagginz
- One does not simply… find parking at Third Space
- Glizzyldur's Bane 
- The Inklings 
- Second Breakfast Club 
- Feanor Did Nothing Wrong
- Samwise NutCheese 
- Strider? I Hardly Know Her 
- Looks like Trivia's Back On The Menu Boys!
- Who’s Tolkien now?!
- Durin’s Brain 
- Aragorn’s Doors 
- The Real Entwives of Fanghorn Forest 
- Gondor Calls for Ale
- Pippin ain’t easy 
- Man I Love Frodo (MILF)
- About as successful as Sean being surviving the series
- It comes in pints. We will have three. 
- The beacons are lit and so are we
- The Bilbros 
- Green Dragon Quaffers

1844 Table and Mash
- Minnesota Nice
- Agatha Quiztie

BJs Crafty Tap
- Half a point for a raptor?

Blum Coffee Garden
- We pregamed with homemade pickles and still lost
- Blum my mind!
- None of your quizness
- The quiztopher walkens 
- It was warmer at home in bed 
- Jingle Balls
- Residents of the island of misfit toys 
- Santa! I know him! 
- One more day until my ball drops 
- Harry Potter and the Unanswered Questions

Brass Monkey
- Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
- To be blunt, it should be the Dogg Bowl.
- Courageous Sluts!

BSG Lounge
- Santas Ho Ho Hoe's

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Clueless But Confident
- Poison for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. The poison specifically designed to kill Kuzco
- Santa's Hoes & Bro

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- I want Mrs. Peacock in my Giant Peach
- They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
- She Kronk’d on my sausage till, Gumbo! Aye Chihuahua
- Merry Christmas Ya’ Filthy Animals
- If we keep stroking at midnight, my ‘tatoes will GLOW 
- Prostate Cancer? I hardly know her.

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Les Quizerables
- The Most Abundant Element in the Universe is Human Stupidity 
- MC Lap Count (36) Way to get your steps in!
- She Ebb in my Neezer Till I Scrooge 
- Ghosts of Quizmas Past
- The Noel it Alls
- New Year, Same Bitches 
- I’m babysitting my wife and her friends

Caffrey's Pub
- Holy shit I have to Poutine
- Get my butt away from Michael Jackson!

Camp bar - Shorewood
- All I Want For Christmas is a Turkish Delight
- Johnny Cash smoking rings of fire in the bathroom (the fire alarm was triggered by a patron smoking in the bathroom during trivia and we had to evacuate the bar 😅)
- Where in the world is Ian the Bartender?
- A smorgasbord of wrong answers

Camp bar - Third Ward
- Beyoncé's Hand Makes Me Penspermia
- If Hans Solo Were Frozen In Milwaukee, It Would Have Been In Milorganite
- Cuck Tit Balls 
- JFKs Mind Blowing Facts
- I Nut Inside Her Nose Like It's My Job 
- ACAB, And That Includes Officer Judy Hopps
- Hallelujah Holy Shit Where's The Tylenol 
- Where In The World Is Carmen's Whale Vagina??

Camp bar - Tosa
- Al Capone did my taxes
- We got head from Mrs Claus, she really went down
- We gave up at 25, just like Leo
- Don’t mind the redactions

Cedar Jacks
- Tom Bourne-badil
- Drinking team with a trivia problem

Copper on King
- Nutcrackers

Deer Camp
- This isn’t the first time I’ve paid for feet pics
- Is a hornet reallllly an animal?

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- All I want for Christmas is your cucumber 
- All I want for Christmas is Turkish delight
- Your Mom is the Heaviest Planet in My Solar System 
- Ed Sheeran's Proboscus Incan'd in My Shepherd's Pie
- When I defecate I get bad Krampus
- Menstrual Krampus
- It's actually called the Trump panama canal now
- I think we can all agree that that "i like dick"

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Betsy Ross going Nagasakian on my hefty mammal until I panspermia
- Frozen in Wisconsinite
- Who drinks V8 anyways?
- New York City sounds like 3 words to me 
- The hungry hungry Krampus
- Krampus deficated on the Bears
- Parson’s ACL was the Packers last supper

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Mother Nature gave us 12 inches last night

Fenwick's Pub & Patio
- The Elf on the Shelf and the "Whores in the Drawers"
- The weekly humbling
- Bangers and Mash

Game Over 
- James and the Giant Pizzle
- Your Mom Is A Ho Ho Ho
- We'd Rather Watch Potatoes Drop Than Balls

Gathering Place Brewing
- Bad Junebug Christmas
- 2 Men 2 Cups
- Jingle These Balls

Hot House Tavern
- Turd Ferguson
- Golden Girls, MFalls Style
- Pap Smear Blue Ribbon 
- Merry Wissmas

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- Seymour Butts Rules!
- Resting Quiz Face

Jack's American Pub
- Hey Chris, Remember When the Packers Beat the Lions on Thanksgiving?
- Mrs Peacock Snoopin your Dawg
- The Grinch stole our trivia scores
- Yo Mama is a (w)Horecrux 
- New Liver, Same Eagles 
- Tony Braxton is still a babe

Lake Louie Brewing
- Every time a bell rings and angel gets a beer.
- Wake Wouie's Wittle Wascals

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- We got plowed at trivia
- Buscemi eyes and mince pies
- Next time we want to try your spotted dick
- Jingles Belles
- I know what Santa wanted Mommy to tickle
- You forgot one more emoji... deez nutz!

McGillycuddy's
- 8-1 this decade, the bears still suck
- James and the Giant Poppin' Cherry 
- The Two Bitches
- Naughty reindeer

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Craft Massage Parlor

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- I don’t always play trivia but when I do, I get 3rd place, stay average my friend
- Squeezing in my moms English Channel
- My couch pulls out and it’s very comfortable 
- Shoulda, woulda, Gouda
- She Gucci in my Notting til I ham
- 2 hot bitches who don’t knowshit about shit 
- Hilary gives Gouda teeth
- I’ve done stranger things than taking a safari in your moms pussy
- James and his big ole giant peaches 
- Bill Clinton turned the rabbit hole into a black hole #nodiddy #epstein 
- I don’t usually drink, but when I do I schiltz my pants
- Hammer toe or hammer throw? 
- Alabama Slammer > Alabama hot pocket iykyk 
- skibideez 6-7 rizzmass-brought to you by deez brainz, llc
- Your sack would be heavy too if you only came once a year
- My potatoes haven’t dropped yet

Milwaukee Brewing
- Is This a Drinking Game?

Mobcraft
- Fo Shizzle my Belarus, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Moldova, Poland, Romania, Russia, Slovakia, Ukraine
- "Dumb Noodles"
- The Nebuchabeerzers
- Santa isn’t the only one coming on the 25th
- There won’t be beer in Africa (we drank it all)
- IPA lot when I drink at Mobcraft

Nettie's Irish Pub
- Trivial Catastrophe
- Memory Not Found
- Tinsel Ticklers
- Quiz in my Pants

North Pillar Brewing
- To Bee or not to Bee (bee event at the brewery last night)
- Mommy’s tickling snow balls and peppermint sticks
- I didn’t know Heidi Klum lived in Antarctica 
- Tug on my tinsel

O'Lydias
- 3 Girls, 1 Quiz
- My Grandma Doesn't Wrestle, but You Should See Her Box

Ope Brewing
- we surveyed 100 people asking; if they knew who Rhett miller is. 90 said no
- Forgot to shovel. I was too busy plowing your mom
- Britney Spears also said “no no no” to rehab
- Burnt out millennials with no peace, love or hope.
- If you know who K Fed is, you need Botox

Pete's Pub
- Bruce Willis eating a chimichanga in his gimp mask is my Bumble pic
- Rudolph the semi-aquatic reindeer

Pilot Project Brewing
- Blue Balls, Cold Balls, First Balls
- Sam I am going to win Trivia
- 2 dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyy

Raised Grain Brewing
- Oh, you wanted sports questions? Sorry, mosquito nets it is!
- Twister has 24 dots!!

Rally Time 
- The 50cent piece shouldn't have a head side
- Venezuelan boat captain swim team 
- Goldilocks and the three bears

Sahale Ale Works
- Grinch's Viagra
- 64 ounces of egnogg 
- The Best You Ever Had

Skippy's Burger Bar
- James Cameron Draws Nudes
- Sleigh It Ain't So 
- Santa's Full Sack

Station 1 Brewing
- Don’t Insult My Parachute Pants Michael! Aren’t They Gouda Enough?!
- Loser has to shovel tomorrow
- “How the hell is Blonde a color?” 
- We Wish Brew a Beery Christmas
- Since this isn’t going to pay, we’ll have to keep that daycare in Minnesota

Stone Creek Coffee
- If two vegans are fighting, is it still called beef?
- Taking a Zaanse-Schanse

Sunset Grille
- Quiz Kringle

Third Space Brewing
- Taylor Swift next album recommendation name: Retirement
- Who needs 15 liters of champagne when you have beer?
- Feelin’ Hazy

Third Space Brewing - Innovation Brewhouse
- I'll show you my Willie if you show me yours 
- Cult snatch lovers
- Everybody was king fu ski-ing The turd burglers
- Paying my last Doge coin to Snoop on Halley's Comet.
- If it's not a Zonkey, it's a Debra.

UpDown
- Mopey Dick :(
- Fuck That Lil Kids Toy Car
- Snow Blower Repair and Chute Greasing, 3 Chute Minimum. Ask for Mike

Voodoo Brewing
- Cones of Dunshire
- Penelope Rhymes with Cantaloupe

Who's on Layton
- Zonkey Got Back

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Mr. Peanuts Cuck Cage
- Tickle my jingle bells

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- The Bourne conondrum
- Mission impossible: buy a gift for your in laws

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