Best Team Names of February 2026




90s Pop Culture Trivia
- Talk To The Hand.
- Saved by the *69
- Ice Ice Maybe 
- I would have picked V too
- The one where we win trivia 
- Smells Like Team Spirit 
- Help! Captain Planet cut off my penis
- oh my god becky look at her trivia 
- 1999 = 90s Kids 
- Dustin's Diamonds 
- I learned to clear my browser history in 1996 
- The tamagatchi boyz
- If we win 85 dollars i'll tell you what we'd do. two chicks at the same time 
- Fanny pack sandwiches 
- Oh shit whats our team name
- Nothing but mammals
- Melancholy & the infinite knowledge
- Quiz me Baby one more time...cause we were clueless
- 9-Deez Nuts 
- Ten Things I Hate About Clues 
- We're Bolton Outta Here, Bye Felicia

Schitt's Creek Trivia
- Sponsored by Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wines.
- Moira MKE Fan Club
- Simulated Love
- We Didn't know it was Schitt's Creek Trivia Night 
- Disgruntled Pelican
- Team Moose 
- Simply the best (better than all the rest) 
- The Moira's Rose Garden Gnomes
- David's Write off people (especially during tax season) 
- Herb Ervling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn. Ughhhhh.Bingo Lingfucker 
- Lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground
- Jazza Gals 
- Cockroaches
- Sunrise Baes
- Schitt-faced Intellectuals 
- Don't worry, we're his sisters
- Wish we had Moira time.

Football Trivia
- We’re all here for the Pro Bowl, right?
- Two lives are worth 2000 yards, free OJ 
- San Francisco 69ers 
- Ball and Bravo 
- Dan Campbell's Girls 
- Under the influWENTZ
- Laces Out Finkle
- I don’t know those kids, I’m not Jeffery Epstein

BJs Crafty Tap
- Ski jump penis instructors (totally not gay)
- Will play trivia for free beer 
- Vaginas (guess who the group of 50 year old drunk men were) 
- The problematic women book club

Brass Monkey
- Saigon Deez Nuts
- brass butt plugs
- Motorcycles aren’t the only thing Quizmaster Katelin rides Fast and Hard

Blum Coffee Garden
- Chappell Roan nipple clamps
- is Die Hard a Christmas movie? 
- Bad bunny ate down
- Quad God Down 
- If we win tonight our gold medal goes to our cat
- we wouldn't go to the white house either 
- Playing trivia is like a high stick to the face, painful but worth it if you win

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- God forbid a white boy has 3 laws of motion
- She Razzle Dazzle on my “peak” till her jaw feels like Silly Putty
- The Priussies

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- I need a SUPERBOWL of Hollandaise Sauce in my Belly
- Kennedy, FDR, Harding and McKinley Died Hard
- Schindler, I hardly Know Her
- We Put our Whole Priussies into this Quiz
 
Caffrey's Pub
- She swing on my ball 'til I home run
- Can a white boy yearn????
- Kimo Ah Yun’s Hairnet
- Who the fuck is Michael Flatley?

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Is that a parsnip in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- Not as drunk as THAT guy
- King Kong sipping piña coladas in Uganda
- She got me right in the Pangasius!

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Punxsatawney Phil Is In The Files
- Put Drake Maye In The Woodchipper 
- Catch Me In The Rye, How Bout Dat??!?
- Ski Humping
- I Got My Roddick Stuck In The Pencil Sharpener
- Too bad there wasn’t a first in Epstein island

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Absinthe fathers
- I like to move it move it, you like to move it move it, we like to…
- No one told Denver that pulling out doesn’t work
- Greenland- Trumps second favorite island
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Cedar Jacks
- Freaks, Geeks, and Dane
- Registered Flex Offenders
- Never gonna quiz you up

Copper on King
- Dan's for Trump

Deer Camp
- Metatarsal fetish
- The strangest thing she’s seen is my dick
- Call me a surfer as I smoke this Emily blunt
- Would you love me if I was a worm?

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Absinthe Fathers :(
- I Heard There's No Ship Too Big For Your Mom's Canal
- Where is the Malort Jelly Belly?
- Ray Charle's Quality Tip

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Terry Bradshaw never looked so good in heels
- the puppy bowl was better than the Super Bowl
- USA gave USSR the Goldfinger
- Trevor beat cancer (and it’s his birthday!!)

Fenwick's Pub and Patio
- Damn, that sticky toffee pudding was good
- Plowing services available this V-Day weekend
- Former Friends of Prince Andrew
- Rock Paper Subarus

Game Over
- My Favorite Olympic Sport Is Doubles Luge WIth Your Mom
- We F@cking Suck
- Pretzel Sluts

Gathering Place Brewing
- Getting Naked with the Aunts and Uncles

Grand Slam Sports Bar
- The Dive BARbarians

Hot House Tavern
- First Trivia, Official Regulars
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Jack's American Pub
- AI? Wake me up when we got Gay
- I’m surprised Gerald Ford wasn’t an answer

Lake Louie Brewing
- Prince & Princess of Darkness.
- Beer Masters, Quiz Losers.

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Dang Demi Moore has had a lot of work done
- There are no bad question, just bad Quizmasters
- Robert Duvall sleeps with the fishes
- Mrs Worldwide
- My daydream is a wetdream
- How long is a day on Uranus
- Lamar Jackson's massif 1650ft - you know what
- The two-man luge? I call that the herringbone zone

McGillycuddy's
- Slopenheimer
- Hakuna my tatas
- Nope we lost
- Fat Tuesday fatties

The Mill Paoli
- Hop Gawden’s Wittle Wascals
- Love stinks, let’s drink!

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Tyler the Creamers
- I’m Scion pumpkin

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Erectile refraction
- Girth, wind, and fire
- I just shit my pants, it was the best shit, amazing really
- The seaman of the Mary Celeste will go in your back door
- 21 divided by 5 equals c I h a l c I c t y, thank you 
- Scuba skibidi toilet sopranos
- speaker of the house party 
- Kidney-shaped nutsacks
- clicked my heels and I was inside ur mom
- Fat girl Slims their bitch 

Milwaukee Brewing
- Aw Schlitz we probably lost 
- ORGEAT ORGEAT ORGEAT ORGEAT
- That Tom Cruise Question was a Jack Reach...er

Mo's Irish Pub
- Hermoine's Monster Feet
- Peter's fan club.

MobCraft
- Two Sips, Four Nips
- The Bartender, Michael, kissed me in High School
- What the Fuck does a Caterpillar's eyes look like?
- It looks like an Alligator!

Nettie's Irish Pub
- Groundhog Goons!
- Weenie Hut Juniors.
- Smokeroom Snackers

North Pillar Brewing
- Skrrting on that little boy like I am Biden
- Sea of Drink-quility 
- First rule of trivia night- don’t give Putin your ring
- We are just a few baboons short of a smart team
- guys & dolls (but in a weird way)
- The Real Housewives of Waukesha

O'Lydias
- Horny Mormons
- 7 Bowling Balls
- Whose Dong Is This?
- The Baby Didn't Help At All
- Horny Mormons

Ope Brewing
- I taught your mom the three laws of motion last night
- I think JFKs head just kinda did that on its own?
- Epstein was on Schindlers list.

Pete's Pub
- Super skrrrt me
- Pete’s Teets
- Small boobs, sweet boobs, girl boobs
- XOXO Trump is Bitch

Pilot Project Brewing
- Leiderhosen? I hardly know her
- Tom Brady kisses his sons on the lips
- Steve Buscemi has a nicer rack than I remember!
- Please, clap! Yes! Clap!

Raised Grain Brewing
- The team that coined the name that won
- feetpics.com/chicks
- Raised Brains/Lowered Standards

Rally Time
- Trivia Newton-John
- Miracle on Thin Ice
- The Cotton Eyed Hoes
- The State of the Union is We Suck at Trivia

Sahale Ale Works
- Quizlamic Extremists
- Genetically Modified Oddballs
- Hermione Granger's Feet Pics
- That Rhino's ass is Jamaican me Crazy

Safehouse
- Can you believe we’re going to be doctors?

Skippy's Burger Bar
- Barbie Girl living in a Skippys World

Station 1 Brewing
- We might be old and CRUSTY, but our INNER CORE is still MOLTEN.
- My Team Forgot to Tell Me they were NOT Coming
- We Would Have Won if it Wasn’t for the French Judge! C’est Lavie
- Losing At Trivia Was More Enjoyable Than Watching the State of the Union Speech!!!
- Fuck Furbies

Sunset Bar & Grille
- John Pork … is Calling
- Stop Mumbling, Michelle

Third Space Brewing
- Singing in the rain after I put my balls in your mom‘s Venus
- Hoppy Place

Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- Putin a ring on it.
- Dawson geek (rip James Van Der Beek)
- Registered flex offenders
- Two boys, no joys.
- Meredith's Beefeater had BTSD.

Three Lions Pub
- Malort for Happy Meals
- Ben and Jerry’s Epstein Files of Fudge 
- Queer Eye for Richard Nixon
- Delta Echo Echo Nutz
- Very special old pale housewives of Milwaukee

UpDown
- She Naga on my Saki til I Detonate
- SPF: Sorry Penis Function
- Call Me Martin Luther King Jr. the Way I'm at the Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

Voodoo Brewing
- This Mac n Cheese Supersized Me
- Eye Write Bricks
- My Frankfurt is Dublin

Who's on Layton
- We thought this was speed dating

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- We're the schlitz
- Genetically modified orgasm
- I can’t feel my feet when I’m with you
- PVC: person vixen cow

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- skrtting into last place
- Prozac Efron
- She’s shunting on my mutton

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