Best Team Names of January 2026


 
Stranger Things Trivia
- Justice for Barb
- Steve “The Hair” Harrington
- Scoops Ahoy Managers.
- I wish Stranger Things was a never ending story
- Steve's happy meal (4 little nuggets) 
- Steve's babysitting service 
- We’re taking the “el”
- Trimming my Kate Bush
- Zombie Boys
- White girls be like: Bylerrrrr!!
- TriviaFlayers
- Possessed, Depressed, and D&D Obsessed 
- She Did Strange Things on My Fat One 
- The Dungeon Master, The Wizard, The Bard, The Ranger, The Mage, and David Gruber 
- Farrah Fawcett Spray (Long Live Steve) 
- We Put Our Whole Vecnussy Into This Quiz
- Kate's Bush

Breaking Bad Trivia
- Vámonos pest (winning team) 
- Team Named Finger 
- Los Pollos Quizmanos
- We’re The Ones Who Knock! 
- Wexler & McGill 
- Gus-ile Deez Nuts 
- Freewill Warrior 
- Saul Not So Goodman 
- Just Methin Around 
- I Am the One Who Sucks at Breaking Bad Trivia 
- Schraderoooo 
- Meth Heads 
- No Spoilers
- Jesse, wire you blue?
- Fugue state 
- Highzenbeer 
- Save Walter white.com 
- The white whites 
- Lung tumor 
- Lalo was the greatest Salamanca 
- 99.1% certain 
- Breaking bad…. Or just bad?
- Yo yo yo representing ABQ, WHADDUP BITCH
- Did you say your name is Hector Salamanca I'm sorry that doesn't ring a bell
- Ted Benecke's rug 
- Two in the pinkman, one in the stink 
- Walt should have used his 80 million dollars to buy Greenland
- Have an A1 Day!
- Twaught Hammer 
- Jane's Addiction 
- The Meth Checks Out

Broadway Trivia
- Defying Gravity Before It Was Cool.
- This is why I didn't get a callback 
- The Schuyler Sisters
- Adele Dazeem 
- The quiz-ard and I 
- We thought this would be a sing-along 
- And the Tony goes to... 
- Met Mary Poppins on Avenue Q and after a Wicked night of drinking, Mama Mia!, did I ever spamalot in Urinetown? 
- Jonathan Goff's spit
- My Fair Lady Parts

Baldwin Street Grill
- Ted Cruz Ate My Son

BJs Crafty Tap
- Astro Glide, Astro Back, Astro Time
- Ron Jeremey's tug nuts

Blum Coffee Garden
- The real housewives of greenfield
- Yellow snow? ICE is the real killer this winter 
- My "P" is never silent
- Unspoonfed
- It's so cold we're freezing our wits off

Brass Monkey
- Is 3.16 fucks per minute a unit of time or distance? 
- Porcupines and R. Kelly have a lot more in common than just being pricks. 
- Howduh fuck am I supposed to know who those bands are?
- And she'll tease you, she'll unease you, All the better just to please you, She's precocious, and she knows just what it , Takes to make a pro blush, All the boys think she’s a spy, she's got Steve Buscemi eyes
- I got your contact sport here in my pants.
- Those Bedazzled Pants Belong on a Wheaties Box!

BSG Lounge
- Just Here 4 Da Drinkz

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- To clarify, I’m talking about the cheeks on my ass
- My character's name may be "Lester", but when Kevin Spacey play him, it's "Moe Lester"
- Georgia O' Queef
- Hanging 10 and a half in this weather!

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Hollander, I hardly know her
- 99 problems and the quizmaster ain’t 1
- The Amerille Armadillo Dildos
- Gluttons for Punishment

Caffrey's Pub
- Weaponized Incontinence
- Fat John Hancock
- I wanna see the green MnM Top Gun down an ICE agent (slutty)

Camp Bar - Shorewood 
- Will you meet me at the cottage this summer?
- Save A Horse Ride Hellen Keller
- We don’t know state capitals but we know Ian! (The bartender)
- Jeffery Dahmer would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those pesky kids!

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Porky Heffners
- Helen Keller Felt Up My Little John 
- Def Leppard? Nah, Helen Keller Was A Def Cougar
- You super freaks can’t touch these fairy cakes
- Super freakishly bad at state capitals
- She Lyndon On My B Til I Johnson

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Why so seriously bad at trivia?
- What does Helen Keller call a hand job? Oral sex
- Do vegans eat blood oranges?
- Jeff Dahmer was really a Chef BOY-R-Dee

Cedar Jacks
- Vincent Van Gogh eff yourself
- dumb, dumbo and dumber

Deer Camp
- tell Edward and Jacob to meet me at the Eiffel Tower
- Escargot come on mi poppi
- Idaho? No… you da hoe
- Snake juice and cocaine means cube shaped poop

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Leona Helmsley porky pigged Hugh Hefner’s spaceballs 
- What the hell is the tazmanian dip? 
- AC / Deez Nuts
- Toledo Trapezoids
- I Can't Decide Between a Sexual or a Clever Team Name... Boom, Roasted!

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Good god, lucky ain’t no dip 
- Pay taxes? In this economy?
- Cut McManus
- “I have a dream” that we won (in honor of MLK)
- Trivia with muscles
- I hate when my wife calls it a pesky pole 
- Lyndon's Big Johnson

Fenwick's Pub and Patio
- New Year Done Trying
- Big Hairy Tug-Nut
- Four Score & 7 Beers Ago
- Is it “snow” I see, or FDR’s Prescription?

Gathering Place Brewing
- Gaga Meat
- We Put the Soul in Asshole

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- Interstellar Corn Stars 
- C+C Trivia Machine
- Still Classy, Mostly Gassy
- Hoo Hoo Hoosiers Your Daddy?
- Urban Ejaculators

Jack's American Pub
- I have no clue I’m spoonfed
- The silent P 
- Those assholes over there
- I always put a raincoat on my Willis tower 
- Yo mama is the worlds largest consumer of wood fbta

Lake Louie Brewing
- The Personality Hires.

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- What's the secret service code name for Uranus
- The Cougars in Tosa can roar!!
- Its ball of color, not “colored ball
- RIP JFK you would’ve loved Mariah Carey

McGillycuddy's
- Fortune cookie says we need to take the weiner mobile
- 9/11 double gulp
- Somebody smells like sashimi

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Sumter On my face
- Raw Dogging the Grill
- Climb my hard bottom

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Marky mark Twain wearing Jean spanx
- The johnsonville banger bus
- Hans Gruber Law Offices.... One fall, that's all! 
- American fart gumps 
- Chief queef
- Georgia O'Queef
- Greenland is not for sale 
- I like my ice crushed 
- Gouda Guessers on red

Milwaukee Brewing
- My JIZ is worth more than 19 points
- You can go Donkey Kong on my Honkey Kong

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Divorced cat dads
- I thought this was speed dating
- Lovely Weather We're Having
- Menage-a-mois

MobCraft
- Aubergine Emoji
- Would've Won if we were Old Farts
- Goose Steppin' into Her DMs
- Ohhhhh the 11th digit is a Penis

Nettie's Irish Pub
- 2 chicks & a cock
- It Quiz What It Quiz

North Pillar Brewing
- Oh you prickly bitch! I’m gonna pee on you!
- Wii? You know I got that strap on!
- Beer....but no ICE
- Ukrainian power company 
- Buzzed and confused 
- We'll bam bam your pebbles 
- your mom has the biggest bite force in Africa

O'Lydias
- Nacho Man Randy Sandwich
- She calls me Toblerone the way she throat my 12 inches at the airport 
- Diet Coke, NO ICE
- Lyndon B Jerkin
- The Molar Bears

Ope Brewing
- Your mom is the driest windiest continent on earth
- Momma always told em to spoonfeed Courtney my cox
- How does Georgia O’Keefe know my mom?

Pete's Pub
- Thank God the Wolf of Wall Street quiet was #24 because Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t go over 25
- Pls pour chocolate syrup on me Daddy Frankenstein
- Lyndon B Painting me like one of his French girls
- Rock Hard for the Green M&M

Pilot Project Brewing
- Phuket...we ball loca!
- This is the skin of a killer bella
- Some day Ron Jeremy was an athlete in his own right
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to crush ICE
- Hey stepbro, I'm stuck on this question

Rally Time
- we started off strong then choked like the packers

Raised Grain Brewing
- The infant carried the team! 
- Iowa shouldn't be a state.

Sahale Ale Works
- Happy New Beers
- Time to Van Gogh Home 
- Elevator? I just met her!
- Ron Jeremy tugs o ln John's nuts
- Heated Trivialry
- I'm a Wombat! I jusr shit a brick!!

Skippys Burger Bar
- Proof we're overqualified

Station 1 Brewing
- Presidents? I should have brought my ruler!
- Mein Führer Spoon-fed Me the Silent P
- Georgia O’Keefe Really has the Magic Touch!
- All of our names referenced Uranus

Sunset Grill
- We're Too Old to Date Leo

Third Space Brewing
- Fueled by Jimmy John’s Pickles
- This is my hoppy place

Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- Pixelated Buttcakes
- Not doing dry January, more like moist January
- Bear Grylls went nom nom nom on my Bam Bam.
- In Pink Monkeys We Trust.

Three Lions Pub
- Porcupine Golden Showers
- Banger? I hardly know her!
- Lyndon Be Showing His Johnson
- New Jizz on the Block
- Crunk juice and Wheaties: the breakfast of champions!

UpDown
- She Powerpuff on my Giant Squid til my Hide is Raw
- Too Many White Power Rangers in Minneapolis!
- She Bam-Bammed on my Johnson until I Bolognese-d on her Poker Face
- That Panama Canal Smells Like Sardinia

Voodoo Brewing
- Knights of Quizlam
- Don't Touch Me I'll Quiz
- 4 Girls 1 Quiz
- Piss Flaps

Who's on Layton
- Billie Jean is Not My Trivia Partner
- Blondie MKE

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Placeholder for the legally actionable things I want to say about our governmen
- Coming soon to last question answer: Canada and Greenland (Kidnap our prez)
- Kanye’s Mount Rushmore
- Axl Rose’s Dick
- Did you hear they built a statue of James Brown in Korea? Yeah, he’s a Seoul man

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- That’s not how you pronounce phuket
- The kids are alright
- Georgia O'Kweef

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