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Heated Rivalry Trivia
- Shane's Slutty Glasses 
- Shut your idiot face, Marleau 
- Frottage at the cottage
- O.K. not good, probably bad
- Gay panic! At the boy aquarium
- Shane's dildo!
- Don't mess with my gay porn
- I'd let Ilya moon me over the Brooklyn
- Slapshots and Backshots
- Puck Buddies
- I'm cumming to the cottage
- Quiz on my face
- Hollander? I hardly know her
- Hand's free (such a good trick)
- Square holes
- Tuna breather and frotting
- Belly button curious
- 9 inches of knowledge
- Not girthy enough
- Daddies Girls 63p 
- Blue Balls Over Brooklyn 
- Hollanders Hotties
- Let's Puck
- Heated What In a Cup?
- Unheated Rivalry (You know...because we're sitting outside...)
- CUMming to the Cottage 
- High Sticking After Hours
- The Square Pegs and a Round Hole 
- Hollerin For Ilya's 9 Inches 
- The Blueberries to Your Bananas 
- Sticks and Dicks
- The First Ginger Ale
- I'M CUMMING TO THE COTTAGE 
- Hayden Pikes Invisible Children
- All the things she guessed
- BOTTOMS UP
- Frottage at the cottage 
- Just Shelby 
- Stupid Freckles and a Weak Backhand
- Puck buddies with benefits
- Tuna meltdowns
- Team Names Not too gay to fuck rose landry 
- Frottage at the Cottage 
- I like my hockey queer, my beer cold and my microphones loud 
- Backshots on the Ice 
- Twin Rozenhoes
- Chirp now feel bad later
- Banana in my tuna melt 
- Kip him in the ass 
- Ope! I jut cut myself on Connor Storie's abs :( 
- Heated all of the time, rivalry ocassionally
- I prefer to be the hole 
- I just cottage cheesed my pants
- 9 inches from the cup 
- Illya's water shoes 
- Scotts banana addiction 
- Vodka is for after, as your reward *in russian accent* 
- Rozan-hoes and Hud-Sluts 
- Frottage Core 
- How many times does 24 go into 81? 
- Shane "back arch is fire" hollander 
- Team Boring *in russian accent* 
- The Adventures of Shane Hole-ander and the Russian Rim Reaper 

Bob's Burgers Trivia
- I got lick foot again 
- The 4 toothpicks Best Team Name: itty bitty quizzy committee
- The Date Knights of the Round Table
- Tina's Erotic fan fiction club 
- Mad Poopers
- Something vulgar to do with a footlong hot dog 
- The Beef Cakes 
- Patty Daddy 
- Belcher? Barely Know Her 
- Riverbrook Lake Farms Heritage Turkeys 
- Regular Sized Booty 
- I'm Going to make her my wife, Girl #3 Belcher 
- Not What I had for "Big O" 
- Stay out of my room! 
- MKE Brewing Goes Great with Fry
- The Pee Pee the Poo Poo and the Pee Pee

Baldwin Street Grill
- Risky Quizness 
- Parquet Floor

BJs Crafty Tap
- We Need our Kids 
- Nine Inch Males
- You axolotyl of us
- Kirkland tequilla is better Toddlers drink free
- Lost in the sauce
- Roald Dahl is a cocksuker 
- Rohr Party of One

Blades Golf Bar
- Don’t Bother Me, I am Golfing!!!
- CBS at the Correspondents Dinner 
- We Know Shit

Blum Coffee Garden
- Lyndon B on my Johnson
- We can't possible get last three times in a row, can we?
- We need a man ham after midnight
- Worcester, no Worcester, no Worcestershire
- Don’t stay at the Washington Hilton 

Brass Monkey
- Our score sucks more than Monica Lewinsky under William Clinton’s desk. 
- Answer should have been Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton 
- Trump just put in an Executive Order to change the name of the Bomber Jacket to the Trump Jacket 
- I can’t outdrive Tiger Woods, but I can out drive him. 🚗 
- The Pope left my Nutella on his banana.
- Bacardi is an Unkindness
- Where does Peter Pan like to go out to eat? Wendy’s! 
- Darth Vader has an Astronomical Unit 
- Quizmaster Katelin’s kumquat is filled with Bob’s Griese

BSG Lounge
- Barbara’s Available!

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- T43 Ru5ty m30w5
- Grease my Beam, Honey 
- My Niche is being in a bind, yelping to the Gauntlet of your beam
- Curling my Tic-Tac-Toes in the Dentist’s Mouth 
- I know something else that costs $500,000 and lasts 14 minutes ;)

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- My Neck, My Back, My Inflated Seal Sack
- I Don’t Know US History, I’m Just A Girl!
- Is Working From Home a form of Transportation 
- Do you Want To Samba With A Snowman? 
- The Picture around Sunk Us Faster Than the Titanic
- Chat GPT is my Gynecologist 
- GPS stands for Giant Pretzel Sticks

Caffrey's Pub
- Whoop Whoop that’s the sound of the police (plus a portrait of Matt)
- Justin Timberlake’s spotted dick leaving an impression on my thigh (crabs)
- Jabba the Hutt? More like Jabba the Butt

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Click your hells together 3 times and say “there’s no place like camp”
- What type of nuts are best for your brain? Deez
- The big chudowski
- “Let me blow ya mind” Lee Harvey Oswald
 
Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Call Me Moses The Way I Part My Girl's Red Sea
- See My Back 4 Your Walnut
- I Can Taste Holly Holm With My Feet 
- My Spotted Dick Gives Her Butterflies 
- FBI's Most Wanted Spotted Dick
- Imma Sitar On His Face

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Is cardi B short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis?
- Thinking of wrinkly nuts
- Let me tell you about my spotted dick; it's a long story.
- It’s my golden birthday

Cedar Jacks
- We thought this was bingo
- Pacific Rim Job
- Real Housewives of Trivia

Deer Camp
- Call me Sacagawea the way I explore those mountains
- The original oyster crackers: Ford and Reagan
- Peanut Butter Dynamite: Little Vietnamese Children
- save a horse, ride a green goblin

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Rolling In the Banff Ass
- If the Red Sea if flowing, take the snake hole 
- Rolling Deep in Madonna’s Cinnamon Sea
- Vietnam-nam-nam on that tricky dick ;)
- I'm not high mind ya business 
- Weed is funny... this is the cops, you better not be high...4/20 blaze it
- Mind your business about out spotted dicks
- I was hoping to see more comunity chests when I typed in quizpics.com/boobz

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Can I add some crayola to my custard?
- Cubs still suck
- I have nothing family friendly to say about slick Willies and tricky dicks
- Hippos fart thru their mouths
- the Christian bucks are jagermeister???

Eataly
- Pinky and the Brain
- Beliebers.

Fenwick's Pub and Patio
- Not so simple Simon: He’s one year wiser
- Brown Bananas
- Arctic Hookups

Game Over
- Everything Is Awesome When John Is Covered In A Sticky Substance
- I Challenge No Porn-Hub! I was SINGLE in July 2025!

Grand Slam Sports Bar
- Trivia Newton John

Hot House Tavern
- We Da Best Music 
- Ze Germanz

Jack's American Pub
- I feel like a seal because I peaked at 6 as well
- Wizards of Juneau Tower
- Allison …give Brian your phone number

Lake Louie Brewing
- Alice & the Madhatter

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Quiz on my Face
- Tiger would flip his car again
- A lion would never drive impaired... but a Tiger Wood 
- Donut or Doughnut?
- Nice Rack
- Your mom only eats one thing
- There's only one thing wetter than my basement... your mum
- John Williams is still my hall pass
- Great tits aren't just a bird
- Does pulling out count

McGillycuddy's
- Kate and Mia plus their bitches
- Real slim housewives of Sheboygan

The Mill Paoli
- Quizmaster? I hardly know her

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- A bunch of huge guys 
- Birthday best club
- The largest living structure seen from space is in my pants
- Baddies @ the bar

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Flaccid reflux 
- Idaho? Udaho
- Am I wearing beer goggles or is your nose just big?
- Nuclear fart bomb 
- Bane broke your moms back 
- Your mom called and wants her T. rex back
- I mind the gap when I'm banging your mom 
- Not Ghana win 
- Kash Patel's Sobriety test 
- Pornhub is top 10 
- Curling your mom's tic-tac-toes 
- Quizzed my jeans 
- GPS= girthy penis service

Milwaukee Brewing
- My name is tanka jahari unt i would never order a whole pizza for myself

Mo's Irish Pub
- Who brings golf balls to the moon
- DUeye of the Tiger
- Jackin' Off 5
- Green goblin deez nutz

Mobcraft Beer
- Small nose, Big heart
- Here for the Beer, not the Weather
- Georgia’s Ghana Guate my Mala
- Are we sure Pornhub didn't make the cut?

Nettie's Irish Pub
- Quiz on Me
- Oh S**t! I quizzed
- We thought this was bingo”

North Pillar Brewing
- KFC fucking counts
- Tiger Woods has a masters in DUIs
- This flood makes me wish I was Trump- I mean Jesus- so I could walk on water
- Blorange is the new black
- Pint of Platypups

O'Lydias
- Sacagawea gives me goosebumps when she sucks on my arrowhead
- Imagine asking a toddler for a high-five and getting rejected… couldn’t be me!
- The largest organ in the human body? My penis.

Ope Brewing
- My thing inflated when I was 6
- If your not first you’re last
- we might’ve lost but at least we know how to park
- bing will bring you to porn!

Pilot Project Brewing
- The (closeted) gays of Hormuz
- She Rhode on my Island till I Boston Creme Pie'd
- Bon App The Teeth 
- Curds for Nerds 
- Da Weeknd!
- Citizens of DPRK (reformed)

Pete's Pub
- the Gay of Hormuz
- David Grubers Coke dealers
- Dwayne “Alcatraz” Johnson
- Platypus in Boots

Raised Grain Brewing
- Fully clothed threesome on nitro 
- You can’t touch this silver force field 
- Dungeons and dragons and diners and drive ins and dives.
- I can't believe Harry styles is engaged 
- I will give her my wood for our 5th
- Skin might be YOUR largest organ... but I guess you haven't seen mine.

Rally Time
- Unicycling Should Be An Olympic Sport
- Has Anyone Seen Our Nutella Jar?
- I Would Like My Pizza In A ToGo Box 
- The 5th Emoji is Deez Nuts 
- Why Isn’t a Squid Called a Decapuss?
- Stephen Hawkings’ Pit Crew
- Lookin’ For Love In All The Wrong Places… Could Rally Time Be The Place?

The SafeHouse
- Her Majesty's Trivia Team
- Smokey and the Soviet Spy
- Plug Life

Station 1 Brewing
- So Only Seals Impress Females with Swelling Body Parts?
- Do you think the wizard of Menlo Park went to Hogwarts? 
- More Washed out than the Suamico River
- YELP when you GREASE up my SPAGHETTO with HONEY
- Speaking of Yelp!, I’d give this trivia 4 out of 5 Stars
- Did Queen Victoria Ever Get the Longshanks? 
- Overly Enthusiastic Taurine Harvesters-$20 is $20

Third Space Brewing
- You’re in the wrong town to be asking deep cut questions about the Bears
- Hoan-y for Milwaukee
- It’s gettin’ hop in here

Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- My Favorite Threesome.
- Nice rack for a guy
- A clockwork b l e o r n g e 
- Whitney Houston we have a problem doing our moonwalk
- Tree huggers with an attitude problem
- We all shared one brain cell.

Three Lions Pub
- I think female astronauts still use playtex once a month
- Ed Sheeren has a nice rack
- Squadron of diluted trash cans
- Cumquat

Up Down
- I'd let Superman See My Rack
- Diluted Ass Cans
- A Clamydia of Koalas
- Great Barrier Queef

Voodoo Brewing
- Homo Geniuses
- Always Last, But Never Least
- Chafin Time

Who's on Layton
- Damn We Thought This Was Couple's Therapy.
- The Orange Blorenge.
- Sunshine and Whiskey Balls

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Tiger Woods needs a beer
- Freakmaster Trivia

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Itty bitty quizzy committee
- Quiz on my face
- Green goblin deez nuts

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