Best Team Names of July 2026



Harry Potter Trivia
- Neville gonna give you up, Neville gonna get you down
- Dumb & Dumbledore
- The Team That Shall Not be Named
- Slytherin my pants
- Harry Potter Puppet Pals 
- Boo, you whorecrux!
- Neville Wears Prada
- The pottheads 
- Where do us incurably criminal girls go? 
- Master has given Dobby a spot on the ground 
- Neville gonna give you up 
- It's TriviOsa, not TrivioSA 
- Hyperfixation Hippogriffs 
- It should have been George! 
- I'm not a Keeper, but I could use a Chaser.

Spider-Man Trivia
- Parkered on my Peter 
- Peter Parker picked a peck of Peter tingles
- Micheal Jackson’s secret spidey sauce 
- Peter Parker??? I hardly know her 
- Webberoni pizza 
- Do you think Spider-Man can shoot webs out of his cock? 
- The arachnophobes 
- Spider pig
- Toby the GOAT 
- Sticky situations
- Uncle Ben Dover
- Marvel To Infinity and Beyond
- Surly Beer Makes My Peter Tingle
- We didn’t know it was Spider-Man night 
-Thwip happens
- Spider sluts

Brooklyn 99 Trivia
- Fremulon. Not a Doctor
- Constantine Binvoglio
- Yippie-Kayak Other Buckets

Futbol Trivia
- To reduce confusion, let's call it "the ball game"
- Mr Haaland's Opus
- The Wire of God
- 60 Years of Hurt
- The Falklands are English

BJs Crafty Tap
- Beyond impossible fake meat joke shop 
- Weekend at Mitch McConnells
- Blame Canada 
- We know nothing 
- Big muff
- Michael Jackson diddled Ben

Blades Golf Bar
- We Tried, Swear to God!
- Brooklynn’s Baddie Birthday Bash 
- We Don’t Drink Japanese Beer
- I Bet We Tie Somebody For Last

Blum Coffee Garden
- The summer sweats 
- If YKK you know 
- This is our worst one yet
- We Should Be Like Georgia O’Keefe and Rumble in the Jungle
- Yeah that's right it's sneakernight
- Dog shows are not a sport 
- I could go for a Long Island iced tea right now

Brass Monkey
- Your Mom is the Heaviest Instrument in the Orchestra
- Johnny Coch-ring
- Too young to retire, too broke to quit, to fat to strip

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- I put my Franklin in her American Pie until she Twinkie
- She straddle my Bush till I start a war in the Middle East
- I love a movie on discovery channel w/ a pretty woman on Moby’s Dick
- She roll on my stone until she Weezer 
- Cybercuck

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Red White and not a Clue
- More Fartsy Than Artsy
- 4 Month Hiatus….and we suck
- Killaz in da Kornah

Caffrey's Pub
- The impossibility of the 14-foot Penis
- Gary Indiana is my Gangster’s Paradise
- Box cutter? I hardly know her!
- My mom says I'm artistic
- No Name, No Warrant!!
- You can definitely fit more than 72 kids on a bus

Camp Bar - Cedarburg
- MAGNUM STRIKES BACK 
- Lee Harvey Oswald's Magnum is the only ten I see!
- 60% of the time, my brain works 100% of the time
- The Amish Twist & Jerk Name 
- Team "Spell ICUP"

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Short staffed? Better call Ian!
- Wii are Sex Panthers
- #RailedbytheWhale

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Big Bird Dee Throated My Magnum Raging Bull 
- Watch Me Chain 36 Lucky Strikes
- The Largest Mammal To Give Birth Underwater Is Your Mom
- Nic Cage's Library of Congress 
- My Space Needle Doesn't Count As A Bone
- Quizpics.com/boobs

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Big bird doesn’t need a magnum
- What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
- Guamish Paradise

Crow's Nest Rooftop
- Unwarranted small ball energy 
- Massachsettes S.O.B.

Deer Camp
- I made it to second base at the Westminster dog show
- Nice racks, dirty sacks
- Wait, what kind of cake is at the aioli concert?
- Call Me the Messi of Beating it to My Little Ponies
- She jacked on my Ryan until I was shaking like an Etch-a-sketch

Eagle Park Brewing - MKE
- Is Doc Rivers Coaching Team USA?
- Your Mom Gets Lock Jaws II When She Goes Down on My Raging Bull
- According to Cryptologists, Sex Panther Smells like 7 Pounds of Bigfoot's Dick
- This Sulfur Smells Like Mannequin Piss!
- We Brought a Baby to a Bar! 
- cGrimsby Twists and Jerks on My Space Needle

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Red, white, and goooooaaaallllllll
- Yellowstone - the bison strikes back
- Nixon deports picture round

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- We drove 13 hours from North Carolina for this???
- Explosive diarrhea brought to you by Taylor Farms.
- You got that microphone in a jiffy!

Fenwicks Pub and Patio
- Zlatan and the bitches from the pitches
- My head is hunting for the answers!
- I had a pet rock - it ran away
- RHE NO IT ALLS (NOT REALLY)

Game Over
- You Know What Else Grows 6 Inches in the Summer?

Hot House Tavern
- Magnum Homonyms
- The College of Trivial Knowledge
- The Grateful We’re Not Dead

Jack's American Pub
- Drip painting her George Bush 
- Jeff Goldblums hairy chest
- Shake ass for Kohl's cash

Lake Louie Brewing
- American Pales Drinkin' Ales
- Scoobie Doo Doos
- We Thought This Was SpaceBalls Trivia

Landing at Hoyt Park
- Hoyt AF
- It's so hot my balls are Herzigovina
- Not my ulna!
- Chiristian Quizlisic
- Were those wings bone-in? If not, I'll give her a bone-in
- Ryan, you're still in the running for wearing the red leather pant suit
- Weekend at Mitch McConnell's
- Jude Bellingham isn't even hot
- British dongs who KUM and go
- Do they do the clean and jerk in Heated Rivalry
- Let me see that dong so I can Kum and Go
- My dong is just as small as the microscopic handbag
- Thomas Tuchel parked the bus
- It's not cumin home
- How do you know how many rooms are in my mum's house?
- The British are cumin
- Friends who tug together, stay together
- Mitch McConnell Veggie Burgers
- A portmanteau for "your" and "mum" = YUM
- Its it Yak's milk or is it piss? How many cranberries did it eat?
- Eiffel Tower or Tug of War
- D.D.S. doesn't stand for Dumb Dumb Stupid
- Tug her? I hardly know her
- Mason Dixon Haboobs
- My couch pulls out but those Ukranians certainly don't
- Haboobs are below the Mason Dixon Line
- I cannot A-fjord new haboobs
- All men see haboobs when they rub their eyes
- Sommelier ya' later
- Not just 4, but all 5 presidents came from Vagina

Lion's Tail Brewing
- Haboobs out for harambe

McGillycuddy's
- Supergirl in theaters now
- Tickle monsters

The Mill Paoli
- Lost Valley 
- It’s the Burger!
 
Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- Autocorrect is my enema
- Liquor I hardly Know Her
- Bitch I’m from Texas

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- I didn't know Lady Liberty was a MILF
- Cum! 
- Shaving Ryan’s privates 
- Float like a butterfly sting like a bitch 8
- Georgia o queef
- Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
- Death Eaters Munching on My Moby Dick.
- The only thing faster than lightning is me in bed 
- Scrumdidlyumptious more like finger licking good
- Who’s got two thumbs and also grows six inches in the summer 
- Siblings not dating

Milwaukee Brewing
- Too drunk to think of funny name
- We ♥️ America #250
- James Cameron’s Water Fetish
- One Die Hard was Enough 
- I need whatever Mitch McConnell is on 
- Schrodingers Mitch McConnell
- The air quality index is perfect for 69

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Sammy Davis’ other eye

Mobcraft
- 1912, Jeff was there
- One doesn't simply guillotine after 1977
- Dumb and Confused
- Pepper my Big Mac Pickle please
- She Wonka'd on my Willy until my hot air balloon rose 6 inches

North Pillar Brewing
- We’re Living In Hells Kitchen
- The Green M&M Makes Me Wanna Kum & Go 
- Too Tired For Kum And Go: So He’ll Have To Clean And Jerk Tonight 
- Always Clean Before You Jerk 
- Smallest Dongs In The Solar System
- We thought this was bingo 
- My Johnny Cochran has been shooting mustard gas my whole life 
- Ripper? I hardly knew her 
- Jack the shredded cheese: with wood
- Sleeping beauty in the Iron Maiden 
- Tuggin’ for yak milk 
- If Blue Ivy drinks pink yak milk, will she pee purple?
- Does haboob have a D in it? 
- 50 Shades Darker in haboob

O'Lydias
- Dangerous When Wet
- Deadliest Catch without the Crabs
- Quiz on my Face
- Looker than I Smart

The Ohio Tavern
- We drink & we know things
- Lindsay Graham Cracker

Ope Brewing Co
- Grand Highfuckthisshiiiii
- You know what Gretchen? I will follow up with the hotdog and sausage committee.
- Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you, cause I can’t see or hear you - Helen Keller
- That shit was not a trampoline
- I was just snacking on a bell pepper yesterday and it looked NOTHING like that

Pete's Pub
- It feels like the Human Torch in here
- The Corner Kickers
- Shaving Privates Ryan

Pilot Project Brewing
- My Country Tits of Thee
- James "Big Jim" Cameron, the Greatest Pioneer
- Another bombshell has hit the tower
- Call her Guillotine cuz she gives me head 
- Dead like Lindsay, Dying like Mitch
- I'd last a nanosecond with Buffy the Vampire Slayer 
- Stone Temple Pilot Project
- I have crabs, now THAT’S the Deadliest Catch
- You Odyssey Deez Nuts

Raised Grain Brewing
- What do you mean you can’t steal first base? 
- Liberty Kids
- Impossible burger? More like impossible questions.
- Tree count before or after wildfires? 
- I’m having Nunavut.
- The tear drop at the bottom of the wine bottle is a CUNT 
- Mai Tai-me to Shine!

Rally Time
- Tiny Tidbit of Tenacious Team Tackles Trivia Tonight
- That Tall Guy In the Corner
- Your Haboob Is Showing! Skank! Pew pew pew!!

Skippy's Burger Bar
- Crankenstein Masterbaiting Monster
- When INVISIBLE WOMAN touches THE THING I feel ... FANTASTIC

Sunset Grill
- I thought this was speed dating

Third Space Brewing
- Super Tramp for Captain America’s A$$
- Third Place Brewing
- Survival of this Moby Dick
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (WTF)

Third Space Brewing - Innovation Brewhouse
- Six Chicks and a Couple of Dicks
- Schrodinger's Mitch McConnell
- Tiger Woods' Driving School
- Fjord you, Tom Hanks

Three Lions Pub
- Jerk and Kum and Poo and Go
- Special Weapons and Tuggers
- Why is there mustard gas in my happy meal?
- 50 Shades of Haboobs

UpDown
- Tommy Jannus's Lesser Known Brother Hugh
- Jeff Bezos Squashed My Thorax
- Pokémon Kum & Go 
- My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- The Man in the Iron Ball Gag 
- Ripper?? I Hardly Know Her!
- Barbie's Tug of War Team
- Haboob Son or Crepitus Daughter 
- Sheboygan? I Hardly Know Her! 
- I <3 Haboobies

Von Rothenburg Bier Stube
- We Are Kum & Go and we Gotta Go!
- Iron Maiden put on Rouge, Went to Nevada, & Played tug-of-war with Billy the Kid

Voodoo Brewing
- Corgi Butts Drive Me Nuts
- Knows it All-Too-Well (We hope).
- Haboob's Night Out

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- 250 soaring eagles
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- Modelo me dine me 69 me

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