Best Team Names of June 2026



New Girl Trivia
- Like I Give A Schmidt. 
- Why isn’t Donovan an answer?
- Jess's name
- You see a red book you buy a red book
- Cece's boys 
- Classic Katy Jordan and tabby mess around 
- Winnie the BIsh 
- Carpet Heroes 
- Right rear admiral jay garage-a-roo 
- The dumbest kids in school 
- 4d chess 
- Youths! 
- Rock a lot of polka dots 
- The pranksinatras 
- Cece's girls 
- Fire and ice 
- Got you cookie man
- HE'S MY BLOOD 
- Ass Strat Employees 
- Theodore K Mullen's Down Low Lovers 
- The Criminals (From the Statistics)
- The slut butters
- Shawty, what that thang do?!
- The Vageniuses 
- Schmidt Happens 
- Triivviiaaaaa.. Winston and Ferguson 'bout to do some triivviiaaaaa
- We built this Skippys on micro penis'
- Plussy Hussies 
- Not A Cat Brothel
- Cece's Boys
- Who Else Went Home and Made a Baby During the Power Outage
- Winston and the Cuties 
- You Give Me Beer, I Give You Beer
- The Criminals from the Statistics
- Micropenis? No thank you, I'm from Chicago

Disney Trivia
- Mother knows best
- Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
- The swamp in the Rescuers looked cleaner than Trump's reflecting pool 
- To hell with princesses were fucking evil queens! 
- Disney plus and thrust!
- Two Mildly Drunk Cousins 
- Poor Unfortunate Souls
- Walt Quizney
- Huey, Dewey, and Louie 
- Gil is Hot
- Can I Get a CHEEE HOOOO
- Disney Divas
- Poor Unfortunate Guessers
- Today I learned the Hyenas have names
- Turning red from embarassment
- Be our guess
- Kronk's spinach puffs
- Walt Quinzey
- Heigh Ho's
- Beer Necessities
- Please don't mention my BFG
- Gaston: Winner of the No Belle prize

Amp Haus at Konkel Park
- My Therapist makes me reflect more than the pool

Baldwin Street Grill
- Johnny tsunami
- 3 formerly closeted gay dudes

BJs Crafty Tap
- Quizzed in my pants
- Sloppy steaks
- Should have worn pants

Blades Golf Bar
- Fresh Princesses of Trivia
- Funk & Justice
- The AV Guys Must Be on Strike
- Janet Jackson Won $200 for her Wardrobe Malfunction
- No More Bad Decisions

Blum Coffee Garden
- Coors is my favorite beer 
- Hedge this hog 
- Porcupine? more like PorcuFINE
- Powerstroking tonite, deal or no deal? 
- It's all about that base, bout that base. No acid 🎶
- We frappachino'ed the bed 
- Please just give us 1st place

Brass Monkey
- Twisted Sisters
- We Suck so Bad, We Don’t Deserve a Name

Caffrey's Pub
- She Heffle on my Finger ‘til I Pudge
- Jumbo Sex Drive
- Just “beat it” like OJ
- Bosnia and HerzegoTrivia
- Is Blank Space a Taylor Swift Song?

Camp Bar - Cedarburg
- James Cameron Is Not a Good Judge of Character 
- My Orifice Only Breathes Natural Gas 
- Haven't Got a Kahlua
- Summer Hummers Make Me Moana 
- Tequila Mockingbird
- That's a Bunch of Malort-key

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Another One Bites the Dust Indeed
- It was Colonel Mustard with the hummer in the sauna
- I got a boob job for Kim Jung Un
- The wettest place on earthOHIO

Camp Bar - Third ward
- Harvey's Milkers 
- Earth, Wind, Fire, and Poop
- Smash Me Like That Space Bar
- A Long Of Wong Answers
- Quiche My Ass
- George HW (Huge Weiner) Bush
- What Is The Price Of A Loose Throat??

Camp Bar - Tosa
- What Does Stephen Hawking and a Sloth Have in Common....Slomo Erectus.
- F You! We still have the largest 4 sided clock
- Wasketball, Waquetball, and Wak and Field
- IOWA: Idiots Out Walking Around 
- Meese So Horny
- No country for old boob jobs
- Rhombussy

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- I flipped your mom vertical and horizontal like an “H” - “O”
- Apparently the manager said “Let it Be” hot as hell in here tonight
- *insert fart noise*
- I want to play tug o war while power stroking your fairy floss: deal or no deal?
- Hitler? I barely know her!
- Terminal Velocity? More like me on my way to your Mother’s house

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Orange Peel Express 
- I have Gas (Price) Problems
- I pee on My Partner too 
- The Porcu-Pissers (watch out ladies)
- 4 Goals and 7 Beers Ago
- Broccoli Obama
- Da Dumstines (Off Brand Bobby Moynihan)

Deer Camp 
- Marilyn loves my Rollie fingers
- The Indiana Bears still suck
- Pabst over Bedtime
- Temu Seth Rogan is a compliment

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Marilyn Wanted to Scrub Me But My Erectus is Homo
- O. J. Simpson is waiting for tonight to decimate Nicole, Brown, Simpson and Ron Goldman
- Indiana Jones and the jumbo breathing butthole 
- Put your jumbo shrimp in my turtle breathing hole
- My Devil (OJ Simpon) Wears Prada Gloves
- Kim Jong Unc
- Golden Snitches get Golden Stitches

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- We were clueless under pressure
- 70% of my air goes out my butt
- The straight of whore moose
- Rodman’s embrace
- Post-sex bratwursts

Eataly
- Ghostbuster Grads

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- My reflecting pool is taller than your skyscraper.
- Stacy's mom loves SPAM.
- I'm trying to be Katy Perry's next husband

Fenwick's Pub and Patio
- Got $10,000? I got a ticket to NBA Finals
- Kamikaze Dolphins
- 99 cents for Deez Nuts 
- The Muggles Who Struggle
- Foxy Townies - Meow

Hot House Tavern
- No Knowledge Here, Need More Beer 
- The College of Trivial Knowledge
- Our Kid is at Summer Camp

Jack's American Pub
- I thought this was euchere night
- Janet Jackson yellow and blue nipples
- Jacks Ankle Monitor
- I’ll take a deuce on you

Lake Louie Brewing
- The Man Baby Chaperones
- Not Going Toulouse (Aristocats)
- Just Here for Schlitz and Giggles

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Mozan-peak at deez nutz
-  Flash your clock
- GetToTheChoppa69@hotmail.com
- Don't tell me its hard
- Sloth: the most adorable deadly sin
- Sex panther is what I named my cat
- Like Colin Firth, I have been erect in London park
- Spit me baby one more time
- Mr Darcy is my sex panther
- Zaddy Sean Connery 
- Harrison Ford is my daddy
- A tale of two titties
- A tale of two sisters... do NOT Google that
- Ryan calls it a lift, but we call it an elevator because we were RAISED differently
- Oops! I did it again in Uranus
- Ryan, if the U.S. wins the World Cup, will you wear Britney's red latex suit?

McGillycuddy's
- Pickle WHAT?
- Diddy is my daddy
- Shave your pibes
- Wookie mistake
- Ranch in my pants:
- I love Giannias/Bobby
- Multiple Priuses are called prii

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- I piss on women while we mate
- Porcupine golden shower 
- Better late than never
- I teach it’s the last week of school I need a shot
- I lost my karaoke virginity at the Dirty Dime Tavern in Cudahy
- I want to be part of ur anus 
- Tits out for giannis 
- The earth quakes when she saturn my face 
- Pokémon go to the bar

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- She Ping on my Pong till I Dodge Her
- The wettest place on earth is your moms pants
- Janet's latest #1 hit Oops, I "TIT" it again
- Terminal velocity into your mom! 
- Dropped a deuce
- Trickling down Lionel Richie’s throbbing javelin in Vatican City

Milwaukee Brewing
- Got a Longbottom Bitch, Call that Hoe Neville

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo:

Mobcraft
- Golden Showers bring May Flowers
- We’ll get them next thyme
- "I'll take Giannis for $200
- Argo F Yourself
- Vatican City only Counts on Sundays
- The Labracadabradors

North Pillar Brewing
- The longest match at my house is 11 minutes tops 
- Flash my clock
- Tobacco spitting sex panther- my favorite position.
- 36 holes was my high school nickname
- Even Superman can’t see a honeycomb through a beehive

O'Lydias
- Do not eat the clam chowder at the Lexus December to remember sales event
- We Thought This Was Bingo

The Ohio Tavern
- Milk was a Bad Choice

Ope Brewing
- According to trump, he also met Helen Keller
- Sonic the hedgehog peed at a high velocity on your mom last night
- Anna, will you marry me? A real proposal!!! She’s the one showing off the ring haha.
- Ope! Last place again

Pilot Project Brewing
- Heavy Naturals
- Five Stages of Queef 
- She Moan on my Lisa until I skipped to the loo
- I feel God in this Pilot Project tonigh
- Chrysler in my freakin’ ass!

Pete's Pub
- Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Farts Club
- Mercedes Benz me over
- World Menstrual Cup
- Quizards of Waverly Place

Raised Grain Brewing
- Not a j.k. Rowling question during MY pride month! 
- Potter? I hardly know her!
- We are never ever going back to Chilis

Rally Time
- Oh no! I Split My Pants and My Undies Are Tighty Whities!!
- 60% of the Time, Right On 50% of the Answers
- Dude! Hold My… Beard! 
- Get That Goldfinger Away From My Octopussy
- A Tale of Two Oompa Loompas

Skippy's Burger Bar
- the flash… your titties.
- Beer today, gone tomorrow

Sunset Grill
- The cheese curds
- Touse moggers 
- Rip Jack boatman 
- Keep my wife's name out of your filthy mouth Island of a misfit old people

Third Space Brewing
- Helen Keller is Old AF
- “Welcome to earth!” *punch*
- Dressage her, I hardly know her!
- Hoppy Birthday to Brew

Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- We brought our kids, but they were no help
- Straight Outta Hormuz.
- Titanic Swim Team

Three Lions Pub
- Testi-Cleeze - the Greek god fertility
- Sir Isaac Newton would have loved the Razor
- Two legit 2 quit

UpDown
- Cock Work, Cock Tower, Cock Out
- Katie get me a beer.
- Trivia's Worst Trio
- The Bitches of Endor
- Mormon? More like men.... Happy Pride! 
- The Methodist Bikini Waxers from Hell
- Oompa Loompa Loupe Lookers 
- Bear Grylls and Russell Crowe Can Cause Earthquakes in Uranus

Voodoo Brewing
- My Drinking Team has a Trivia Problem
- 5th Wheel of Fortune
- We need geography lesson...after drinks
- This Bosnia Is Toast

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Eddies side ass
- Brett Michael's gave Stacey's mom crabs

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