Best Team Names of August 2026



Bravo Trivia
- How could you do this to me …question mark 
- Watch what happens when we win 
- Bitches luv a summah
- Sprinter Van Survivors.
- The Fuck-Ass Buns
- Prostitution Whores & Trivia Scores
- Lawyers and Storytellers
- Kia Boys stole Jax's sunglasses
- Carl, stop being a Vagisil
- Goodnight from the lower level
- She vanderpumped my Tom Tom down under

The Office Trivia
- Blood alone moves the wheels of history!
- Andy's biggest weakness is his car keys 
- The Dunder from Down Under
- Dundeez nuts 
- The turntables
- I’m the fucking lizard king 
- Scott’s tots 
- Spicious about the Oaky Afterbirth
- Scrantonicity 2 
- The ignorant slut 
- Prince family paper
- The Einsteins 
- Step away from me Michael 
- Thought this was parks and rec trivia…shit
- We started a fire 
- Team Parkour
- Little Kid Lover
- Harvey the Computer 
- Amistace plus Kelevin gets you home by 7 
- The Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure team.
- My Dentist's name is Crentist
- Michael Scott Trivia Company
- Kevin & the Zits
- The Ignorant Sluts!
- Don't Even Get Me Started On How Coddled The Modern Anus Is!
- Buttlicker! Our prices have never been lower!
- Dammit, Meredith! Where are your panties?

The Amp Haus at Konkel Park
- Hakuna quiztada 
- The aura farmers 
- Grandpa Joe’s Baddies 
- We thought this was bingo 
- Tequila mockingbird 
- Trebek’s rejects 
- Boomers and zoomers 
- I wanna hold your Dan’d
- Jim’s 62nd birthday, 3 years till Medicare

BJs Crafty Tap
- Fat thor and the cream puffs 
- Debbie does BJ's 
- I may not know the colors of the Google logo but I sure as heck know the colors of the pornhub logo 
- Vatican City vaginal vandals football club
- Wash yer sister
- My couch pulls out but I don't
- Legendary BJs

Blades Golf Bar
- Not a war but certainly cold
- Stupid silly salamanders
- What the squirrels!!
- It’s Our Last Time Here (act sad) :( 
- It’s Not Legal in Wisconsin

Blum Coffee Garden
- Hurt in a car? Just dial 1 
- I'm taking family guy ryan reynolds home with me 
- "Maybe the dingo ate your baby"
- We wannabe clueless 
- My phone has a Sasquatch emoji!! 
- In Kiera We Trust
- A tornado can’t take down these divas
- We cloned the sheep, why didn’t we clone the singer?? 
- Pour one out for dolly 
- I sincerely apologize to my swiftie friends

Brass Monkey
- Are you a bottle of ketchup? Cuz I want to tap your bottom until you squirt
- I started jogging today I didn't want to but the taco truck kept driving 
- You think Andre is giant you should see me
- Brass bitches at the monkey pub
- 501 wrong answers
- Katelin we missed you like a neutered dog misses his balls.
 
Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Ben Hur? I barely even know her 
- Teach me baby
- Cafe Hollander? I hardly even know her? 
- The Rusty Meows
- Miss Piggy Camealot on my quid
- They call me Lazy Susan the way I spin on his largest organ

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- You Want me to put my Snag Down Under Where?
- The Amazing Acedemic Yale Law School Traveling Trivia Club (Stupid Idiots)
- Chocolate Cake is My Favorite Desert
- Space Odyssey Deez Nuts 
- My sausage would jump 6.31 meters for your tunafish
- Sobbing 9-5, RIP Dolly

Caffrey's Pub
- Heathrowing the game away
- Stuck like Selena Gomez's Rare Beauty brow gel
- Iraq up a body count with my penis

Camp Bar - Cedarburg
- Epstein Elementary 
- Quiz Khalifa
- Let's Get Quizical
- Neverland Ranch Sleepover Camp
- -.. --- / -.. --- (Dodo in Morse code)

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- I just quizzed my pants at Camp Shorewood
- Cinderellapus
- Tried a Niagra, guess I need a phalloplasty
- I want to quiz with somebody

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Uruguay If You Don't Find Jennifer Lopez Attractive 
- Jack N Stu Makes Two 
- Grippin My Lil Charlie Cuz I'm About To Kirk Off
- What's A Lemon Noodle And A Lemon Boy? 
- Do You Think Ms. Peacock Will Let Me Beat It? 
- I'm Going To Go Home And Electrocute My Pool Noodle
- The Penis and The Stones
- Can The Surgeon Pull The Rest Of My Sword Out? 
- Jurassic, Triassic, and Gold Finger in My Assic
- You're Telling Me A Cis Teen Built This Chapel??!?

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Uranus broke the Richter scale
- Watching X Files with the lights on
- Vanderpump Deez Nuts
- Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA has not recalled.

Deer Camp
- The Midwest Dupaul Dumbasses
- Professor X iPod Touched my Digiridoo
- The Skin Flute is bigger than any organ 
- Know-It-Ale’s
- 3 girls, 9 cups

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Rosie the Clanker Bang-Maid 
- Spank My PancreASS
- Suck on My Boy's Noodle 'til He Makes a Pool 
- I'm a professional dick jockey 
- *Ask the bartender to read this in a french accent* "Fondle My Sac"
- Mo Moneypenny, Mo Problems 
- My phalloplasty really helped my body count 
- Why'd You Change the Channel?
- - - . , . , - . , . . , . . . (PENIS!)

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego 
- Uncle Ben’s traumatized nephew 
- Hotspur? Looks like “chicken on ball”
- Build a bear grylls 
- Peter Pan found his penis on love island 
- This was hard - that’s what she said - we need a phalloplasty
- El Niño is Spanish for the nino 
- The big friendly twit and the peach factory 
- The number is 19, the question is how many beers did we drink tonight?

Eataly - Chicago 
- My daughter is embarrassed by me

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- Can you tell we've never seen a show on Broadway?
- I only have Buscemi eyes for you
- Fat kids always win at teeter totter.
- Like a virgin quizzing for the very first time.

Fenwicks Pub and Patio
- WE GOT MARSHMALLOW FOR BRAINS TONIGHT

Hot House Tavern
- The college of trivial knowledge 
- The Jex Men
- The Space Cadets
- My drinking team has a trivia problem

Jack's American Pub
- JFK Came-a-lot with Marilyn Monroe 
- Imma - Geddun Uranus 
- Clam Slammers
- Susan was to lazy to practice safe sex
- Mary poppins: Predator 
- Pete’s Titties
- Savannah banana hammocks
- Drinking 9-5 for Dolly

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Taco Bell Give me Big Thunder
- My favorite Disney ride is Brokeback Mountain
- My Dick Cheney kept you mom up for 19 days and 11 hours
- Cheney was a Dick before he shot someone
- Disney shutdown the Brokeback Mountain ride because it was making everyone walk funny
- Whiskey Dick Cheney
- Charlie Chaplin likes to Pegasus in my goldmember 
- Gold member doesn’t start with an “a” 
- OKC vasectomies 
- Why did Maybelline walk funny? Because Max Factor.
- Show me your tittles
- They call your mum "hovercraft" because she both sucks and blows
- Swasticum in your mouth
- Start on time next week
- What the hell did Jon Voigt's wife look like?
- And yet Mitch McConnell is still alive?
- DiCaprio's girlfriend's don't need Spanx
- I spanx to Angelina Jolie and out came Condensed Milk
- Oh Snap, God took the wrong 80 year old Blonde
- Lake Ontario's last ride
- The scent of J.K. Rowling's chair
- Dolly Parton had a nice ass too - RIP
- Hear me out... a Snuggie made of Spanx
- Mi Bombaclaaatt

Lake Louie Brewing
- Captain Insano and Billy the Quid
- My Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem

Lime Cantina
- Guess he was down to his last 50 Cents
- 1.21 Jiggawats!
- Tourtered Trivia Department 
- I voted for Pedro
- The team next to us is cheating
- Major morphine moose

Lion's Tail Brewing
- Globo gym purple cobras 
- She Andre my Giant until I princess bride 
- We guessed our way thru 
- How many layers are in this salad?! 
- Andre and his giant tittles 
- Coleslaw Fleshlight 
- Looks like arts and crafts time is extended by 3 hours
- I’m the bad guy for putting crocs on the lightning round
- I got a TKO in Wii boxing :(

McGillycuddy's
- Saudi Arab deez-nuts
- She Cuban on my missile till I cry sis 
- PPP (pussy power princess)
- First rule of trivia, don’t talk about trivia
- It’s cacti like prii
- Imma let you finish but Beyoncé had the best music video of all time
- Fuck round 6

The Mill Paoli
- You win some, you lose the rest

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- In stress farts we trust 
- Princess Di’s wild ride
- Cheese Curd Virgins
- BBL (Big Brat Ladies) 
- 55 Broads & Brats
- Autocorrect is my Enema

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- She hammered on my head til I Klum
- I came a lot in your clueless sister
- King Arthur made her cum e lot 
- Too sober to think of anything vulgar
- Air Force one decoy team 
- President John Obama 
- She would’ve Camelot if I wasn’t clueless
- 12 Years of Safe Sex, then I turned 13
- We said Donny, not dolly
- She el chapoed off my banana and now I’m left with a blank space 
- I just know that bitch Jolene did this 
- Dragon my balls on Dolly's grave 
- Lyndon b licking my Johnsonville sausage
- Red dragon dis Johnson across your forehead

Milwaukee Brewing
- What’s our vector Victor?
- Sonic with Steve Buscemi Eyes

Mo's Irish Pub
- The preseason doesn’t count
- Oscar the grouch

Mobcraft
- Rutherford 'Bootycall' Hayes
- The Fat Guy from Superbad is a Brown Belt
- Uranus has a Double Moon
- Ctrl, Alt, Defeated
- We Should have taken a Left at Albuquerque
- These Cannolis got me dropping burning Lincoln Logs
- Mary Poppins dat Booty

North Pillar Brewing
- Tittle them balls black and blue
- System of a Dan 
- One Erection Tres leches? 
- More like tres cervezas

O'Lydias
- Yo Taylor I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish but Beyonce had the best Quizmaster Name of the Night
- Somebody get these beefers out of here
- Clifford the Big Red Dong 
- CyclospOLydias
- Rolling on a River but not in Saudi Arabia
- Shenanigators

The Ohio Tavern
- Taco John's Mobile Drivers

Ope Brewing
- Your mom hammered my head for 50 cents
- Who TF is John Tyler?
- She Lyndon on my Johnson til im blowin in the wind

Pete's Pub
- Knights of the Rectangular Table
- What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard
- Andrea got a giant tittle
- Yo Mamma a Sicily
- Can’t beat off in the shower
- Miss you Dolly

Pilot Project Brewing
- I'm looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 3'3", green eyes 
- Bug Eyes Buschemis 
- BING BONG
- We Jeeves! 
- Better late than pregnant 
- Tamagotchi-chis
- I wood row your wilson 
- Big girls cry when they see my little boy

Rally Time - West Bend
- I Swallowed My Cotton Balls Now They Call Me Moron Brando
- Dick Shot Zika Into My Gulag Causing a Bohemian Rhapsody 
- Sue The Rex Needed Longer Arms
- Before + After: All In The Family Guy
- Did you know… If you put your ear to someone’s leg, you’ll actually hear “ what the hell are you doing?!”
- We Are Never Ever Ever… Getting Out Of These Spanx!
- Pole Dancing at the Oscars
- Curdled Milk

Raised Grain Brewing
- I had so much tequila I thought I went home with Beyoncé but woke up next to Grandpa Joe 
- Grandpa Joe’s Horse Tuck
- Sonic with Steve buscemi eyes 
- Unbeatable unc’s
- The dumb doc… dok… doch… doctors.
- Kanye’s song “Ben Carson walks”

Sprecher Taproom
- We Beliebed We Could
- No Cuntry for Old Men 
- Miss Informed
- Two Mexicans and Their Wives (Visiting from Houston!)
- Def Top Maybe 4
- Drunken Sailors

Steny's - North Shore
- Fuck this guy, Give us Kelsey
- Wittee Committee 
- Kelsey's Back, Hell Yeah!! 
- The struggle bus
- Motherpuckers

Sunset Grill
- Kiss my Ennis 
- We thought this was bingo
- To rednecks and two cheeseheads walk into a bar 
- Make a wish rejects 
- I thought this was Panama 
- Do I make you horny baby 

Third Space Brewing
- Sausage Down Un-da
- Bootylicious Daddies and Baddies
- It’s never the right 80 year old…

Third Space Brewing - Innovation Brewhouse
- The Man Who Was Shot in the Torso in 2006
- Not My 7-Layer Salad.
- Cheese Curd Nurds
- Transylvania transvestite working 9-5.

Three Lions Pub
- She played with my doh, now I’m broke back mountain
- Garfield deez nutz in yo mouth. Everyone enjoyed round 6.
- Where is the Pimms?

UpDown MKE
- Stuffing Deez Cotton Balls in Your Mouth
- Mount Him Till He Broke Back 
- Bare Back Splash Mountain
- Santa Clause is Cumming 
- Blank, Blank, I Hardly Blank her
- Why Dolly and Tim, it should have been Him. 
- Pole Dancers Win by TKO in Wii Boxing 
- Fuck Whoever Broke the Walking Dead Pinball Machine ;(

Von Rothenburg Bier Stube
- More Tittles then you can Handle
- Müller? I hardly know her.

Voodoo Brewing
- Plate Lickers
- Augtober Weens
- Holy Shit! I got that right!?!

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Weird Mouth Incorporated
- The Red Star Farts
- Goliath Fried Birdeaters
- The Backwoods Barbies

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- I hope you like my team name because I am winning no matter what
- Jimothy chalamet has his own line of sneakers

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