Best Team Names of September 2026



The Summer I Turned Pretty Trivia
- Bo rad or bust
- Connie’s cocksuckers
- The summer I turned cuddys 
- Pruning in Laurel’s Car 
- This Quiz is 100% your look Connie baby! 
- The summer I never watched summer I turned pretty
- Connie Baby's #1 Fan 
- Team Conrad (Boo Jeremiah) 
- Why Choose One When You Can Have Both

Game of Thrones Trivia
- Jorah The Explorer
- Jaime’s Golden Hand Job
- Hodor? I hardly know her 
- Little Finger in My . . . 
- The Maesters of Knowledge
- Baelish’s bitches 
- If you think this quiz has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention 
- Tyrion's little finger tickled Olennas old town
- A Team Has No Name 
- Drogon These Answers 
- Kalees Deez Nuts

Baldwin Street Grill
- Miller Lite

BJs Crafty Tap
- BJ's by Britney
- On a scale of Lindsay Clancy to Jeffrey Epstein how much do you like kids
- Britneys BJ's 
- Length and girth should be the two criteria
- 2 girls one panhandle

Blades Golf Bar
- Fib a What?
- Dolly's Flying Without Makeup

Blum Coffee Garden
- Walk up in the club like what up I got a big Glockenspiel 
- Rocky Horror Trivia Show (RIP Tim!) 
- You can kiss my glockenspiel
- The personality hires 
- Women's rights for eclairs 
- Spicier than a pumpkin
- I-da-hoe for Dolly's wood 
- Kim Possibly Wrong 
- We were unfortunately NOT saved by the bell
- Nerf or nuttin’ 
- Ben my rothlestil I Berger

Brass Monkey
- Lowest Score Wins!
- She Shaw on my Shank until I Redemptioned
- I am one fart away from giving a shit.
- Freddie Mercury Tried to Mount Thor 
- My cat says you’re a Ho 
- Two Girls, One Cup… of Victory!

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Did you smell that? It’s my unnoble gas
- Qatar? I hardly even know her 
- All my fucks to give Ar-gon
- Your momma calls my inspector gadget King Kong
- No need to take me out to a ball(s) game when I can keep dragon deez balls cross your face
- I did not have sexual relations with the pretty woman down under
- Fergalicious definition brainwash models to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia 
- Mole Dutch Cat Drivers

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- If you have a Trojan you can enter the castle
- Shirley we're NSYNC tonight
- Larry Bird’s Magic Johnson
- Idaho, No, U da Hoe
- Why'd It Have to Be Sportz?
-  This game hertz

Caffrey's Pub
- I thought this was speed dating
- “The data centers are using up all the water? Let them drink beer!”-Marie Antoinette, probably
- Schroeder? I hardly know her! 
- Never ever ever... paying back my student loans
- And you did it at my birthday dinner!
- The Dallas Reverse Cowgirls
- I want to see J.P. Morgan’s Maracas

Camp Bar Cedarburg
- Elvis Playing Angry Birds in Guatemala
- Get Quizzy With It
- Birthday Girl & Her Dog
- Can Alexander Read Better than a 5th Grader
- We're Hofful at This

Camp Bar Shorewood
- A broken wrist won’t stop us!
- She poltergeist on my 1D until I Krispy Kreme
- Wager? I hardly know her!

Camp Bar Third Ward
- She Washes Her Hands Before She Rails My Rake
- Let Them Eat Snakes On A Plane 
- Taking A Hand Brake From My BBC
- Rick Rollin My Sledgehammer Til I Cameroon 
- Heavy Are My Testicles
- EDWARD QUIZERHANDS
- Suck On My Mammoth Willy 
- AEIOU and sometimes Kennedy
- Your Mom's Mouth Is My Favorite Ball Washer
- Make Sure You Wash Your Donkey Kong 
- Goy Mode
- British People Are Fucking Weird 
- When You're Out Of PUSSY You're Out Of BEER

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Hand Wash, Hand Rail, Hand Job
- Drank Me, Smarty Pants”
- Justice for Shrek 3

Deer Camp
- Undress Steven Tyler Everywhere
- Who the hell shaves a goat?
- cauuuuuuuuuulk ;)
- She ride my dickens like a tornado

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Pretty sure Milwaukee was the busiest transit system based on how often everyone rides your mom
- Bone me, Blow me, Air me 
- I love princess’ peach’s natiform 
- Ma Hog on Deez Nuts
- Plank Glide on Deez Nuts 
- When your out of shits, you should get a colonoscopy 
- Tropi-Can-I Jiggle Your Maracas

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Chicks with buscemi dicks
- 5 presidents and sometimes Kennedy
- To lemniscate and beyond
- Oh schlitz!

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- We don't know where our kids are 
- That is a tasty burger 
- Bend and Snap and Mash me naked
- Admiral Jackass

Fenwick's Pub and Patio
- Yits it’s been a long day
- All for one and one for all
- Maybe the Alcohol Helps? 
- Mrs. Doubtfire’s Anarchy In the UK 
- The Celery Stalks
- I believe I can fly

Grand Slam Sports Bar
- We are Weiners!
- Gooners Never Say Die

Hot House Tavern
- Titanic Swimming Team
- It’s my cat’s birthday!

Jack's American Pub
- a 50 year old cougar is bigger than a jaguar
- Will smith slapped his mom 
- Wheel of misfortune
- I would rather face the firing squad the watch a packers 4th quarter 
- I put Huron my dragon
- Jokes, joules, Clinton’s desk 
- Mega pegged
- Go Fucking Brewers

Lake Louie Brewing
- Aunt Flo-Rid-Aers
- IQ> w/C2H6O ( Your knowledge is greater with alcohol)
- LEGO My Cupcakes

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- This Doesn't Count as Day Drinking 
- Taco Bell Made Me Take a Raging Bull 
- Taco Bell is a Leading Cause of Late Night Accidents
- Nice Beaver
- A game is missing their ref and he is hosting trivia
- I want someone to look @ me like Mitch McConnell looks at nothing
- I beat it to your mom's little French box
- Wonder what a Ford Escort was used for
- I fart when I sneeze
- 69 Boyz with 57 bottles of ketchup
- Mariah Carey has had 57 varieties stuck in her mouth
- I know a women who won gold on the horizontal bar - YOUR MUM
- We're renaming the pommel horse the Satled Nut Roll
- And yet... Mitch McConnell is still alive
- We prefer Geography-free quizzes
- Am I sexual? (Yeeeaaah)
- Boats and Hos: Prestige Worldwide
- She Johnson on my Baby Puss until I Custer
- How many "L" animals has RFK eaten?
- Definitely last again
- RFK Jr's Brain Worm / Fidel Castro 2028
- Animals? I only use the eggplant emojis
- As American as Apple Pie and Steve Buscemi eyes
- Tosa Ticklers

Lime Cantina
- I need a trogan for my glockenspiel.
- GNO: lime cantinas chicas
- My teammate got so many questions wrong that I want to use all 5 forms of execution on them
- More science, less football.

Lion's Tail Brewing
- Unemployed hand models seeking hand jobs
- Raging bull killers featuring Snooki
- Why yes Betty white am bad, beat it
- O brother, why couldn’t the brain worm finish the job?
- Damn yo I just thought of another anagram 
- Fat bottomed Christopher Walken makes the world go round 
- We weren't the ones who yelled out the answer 
- Mount thor? Buy him a drink first 
- Help me Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to get the fire off of me 
- The barking dog and her humans 

McGillycuddy's
- Tim’s tantalizing trio of terror
-  Charlie curd
- I thought this was speed dating
- Fuck the cubs

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Die hard from smallpox
- Stay positive, test negative
- Tummy time twins
- Useless without her box
- We flew in just for trivia
- Red 40 was never the problem 
- My drinking team has a drinking problem

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Looking forward to my 300 hour flight to Europe
- She puts a Trojan on my horse while I starfish
- Itty bitty quizy committee 
- I would do so much for macklemores $20 
- My big o lasts 12.8 seconds
- Drakes favorite things are his bed and a minor 
- I rocked drakes mama in his bed for 51 minutes 
- Wurst case scenario 
- Melania said "idaho"
- I go down on her drunken clam cuz i'm a family guy 
- How did Bill Clinton not get AIDS? 
- Apparently ivanka trump looks like Hillary Clinton
- Who uses paramount plus? 
- Lord if invading your moms Busch 
- Call her the Martian because her Busch and Maloney are out of this world 

Milwaukee Brewing Co
- Smells like Trivia Spirit
- Michelle Obama’s Arms
- “Mar-a-lago Deez Nuts” 
- Fire Matt LaFleur 
- Pontus Pilate and the Nail Drivers

Mo's Irish Pub
- Undress me at trivia
- Lucki charms
- Dumber than a box of rocks
- Dahmer’s yellow saxophones
- Magnum ciders 
- Buzzy Badgers

Mobcraft
- Tits at Half Mast - Rest in Peace Dolly 
- It’s Hot as Balls 
- Passing Our Noble Gasses
- My King Kong is the 8th Wonder of the World
- Eighth Wonder of the World is Yo Mama
- Horse Girl Guillotine 
- Where were you while we got smoked at trivia?

North Pillar Brewing
- I hope you get a weenie Pock!!
- After further review: the Cubs still suck!!! 
- Snooky knowledge for the win?? 
- Taco Bell contaminated me long before the lettuce
- Cotton Candy, sweet and low, let me see that 
- Arachibutyroll 
- We’re going to miss Dan’s Tootsie Roll 
- Dan says Arachibutyrophobia 
- Excellent playlist Daniel-San 
- Pee or nuts don’t stick to the roof of my mouth
- Betty White is the Sultana 
- Golden Shower Girls

O'Lydias
- Britney loves Naked Dark Meat
- Burger Mommies
- Wisco Shore
- Pan you handle me a beer

The Ohio Tavern
- Quiz on my Face
- Loose teeth
- Tickle me Timbers
- We Drink and We Know Things

Ope Brewing
- Keep our team’s name, out of your damn mouth
- Wet shart contest 
- Fibonacci burger in paradise 
- Dragon deez nuts across hitlers grave
- Arthur is the only reason I know how to spell aardvark

Ope! North
- Bride and Groom 9.19.26 They are getting married on Saturday!!!
- Trivia Newton John
- Three Dicks (Richards) Hanging Out

Pete's Pub
- Back to back 1998-1999 naked twister champs
- She tootsie on my roll till I sneeze
- RFK Jr’s tainted lettuce
- We didn’t start the Froedert fire

Pilot Project Brewing
- Bourbon and Bitches!
- Counting or not counting wrong answers
- Man City? I barely know her
- Doc Cock

Raised Grain Brewing
- Yo mama produces the most barrels of oil!
- Need prize money for babysitter
- I Shlitz Blatz and Dooku'd my Pants
- Benjamin's a Douche
- Gym Tan Cocaine 
- Rocket Man has PTSD from Jeffery Dahmer 
- The Natural Disaster that is Jersey Shore Gave me PTSD

Rally Time
- Q-Bert Wrote the Periodic Table so “J” is the Right Answer
- The Pints! We Gave a Pint of Blood and Came for a Pint of Beer
- You Know What Always Makes Me Throw Up? A Dart Board On the Ceiling!
- We Know A Lot, But Not Tonight 
- I Have Never See a Lobster Playing a Viola While Climbing a Fish Latter 
- My wife told me to get in touch with my feminine side, so I got in a car accident
- Want to Mount Thor

Skippy's Burger Bar
- Golden gate my octopussy in the Zootopia 
- Double Pussed Up on a Wednesday Night
- Betty White was Pie Curious

Sprecher Taproom
- Butts on the Table 
- No Strings Attached
- What's Better Than One Pretzel?  Two Pretzels!
- We Split The Table (Like Your Wife) sorry small children
- No Eye Deer

Station 1 Brewing
- Elvis Presley thought Scooby Doo was a nothing but a Hound Dog
- I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With This Quiz
- If we don’t win, we’re going to hurt babies and old people

Steny's North Shore
- My Banana's Republican 
- Beer Necessities
- All For One and One For All 
- The Zook Era
- The Quiz is Wrong, Bitch! 
- Talk Data To Me! 
- You put the lime in coconut, we put the dumb in trivia

Sunset Grill
- Sandbaggers 
- If I could bend it like Beckham I'd have more than four kids 
- David Beckham's 5th child 
- Clocking in at the trivia factory 
- I am Lorde, yeah yah yah - Randy Marsh 
- More than two bushes at our table 
- Full bush light
- Full busch 
- I have the 11th tallest tower in the world in my pants
- Mitch McConnell would have done better 
- Let me see your Tootsie roll

Third Space Brewing
- The Price is Wrong, Bitch!
- Bull balls get the electric chair (crispy)
- Juneau’s Junkies
- Mrs peacock in the ballroom with turkey

Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- a table for 2 idiots.
- Got felt up in a Fiesta
- Jay-z oiled my viola
- Every Wednesday I feel dum.

Three Lions Pub
- Hans Gruber Law: One Fall, That’s All
- Sticky Fingers
- Not have fun, HF is holy fuck

UpDown
- The Price May Be Right But Our Answers Are Righter
- She Frozen On My Tootsie Roll Till I Push The Envelope
- Climbing little ladders 
- I believe he started that car with his bare hands 
- RFK’s Cough Drops
- Your Mom Spans 11 Timezones

Von Rothenburg Bier Stube
- 3 Minutes to Spare! Not too Keen.

Voodoo Brewing
- A-Whole Gang
- We thought this was bingo.
- Schnutzengiggles
- Show Me the Quiz Answers.

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- $1 Oyster Shuck 9/4/26, 4-6pm at Red Star Bar for Prime members (not a sponsored ad)
- Body built by Pizza Planet
- The Ford Fiestas

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Childless cat lady
- What’s the situation Snooki?
- Hell or rhino
- The pumpkin puncher (a smashing pumpkins trivia tribute team)

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