October's Best Team Names:

Milwaukee Ale House:

• Everytime You Text and Drive, the Fancy Junks Teeth Will Save Dead Babies Ineffectually in My Pants... Inconceivable!
• Is That a Banana In Your Pants or Are You Just Pleased to See Me?
• Penny Lane Is In My Ears and In My Eyes - But Why Isn't She In My Pants
• You Mean Texas Isn't Still It's Own Country?...Inconceivable
• Can We Raise A Toast to Remember Lindsay Lohan's Chest From Mean Girls!
• Who Is That Surprised That Ryan Is Good at Ball In Cup?

Caffrey's Pub:

• Trick or Queef
• Hey assholes, not funny, Steve Irwin was my cousin
• Lady gaga's penis
• Queef, it's what's for dinner.
• We had 3, but she left us.. Story of my life
• Not now Queef! I'm in the Fuckin' Zone!
• Everything's Bigger in Texas... and in my pants.

Whiskey Bar:

• You wet the bed at age 18 Sam, Love Mum and Dad.
• Oops, I just quizzed in my pants
• I Got Herpes From a Stripper Named "Karma"
• I'd be turned on by Lady Gaga's boobs, but for the fact she has a penis

Replay:

• Brett Favre: Throwin Picks, Textin Dicks
• Doesn't picture 8 look like something my boyfriend stuck up my ass last night?
• Wasn't the Trivia announcer in "The Hangover"??

The Highbury:

• Barbara Billingsley Died and I Never Got to See Her Beaver?
• The Titanic Swim Team
• Brett Favre's Dick Pic Proves He's 4th & Inches
• Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
• Monty Wins the Cup, But Tiger Gets to Ride 'er
• Wickens' Mum Makes Good Eggs

Trinity Three Irish Pubs:

• Anal bum covers
• A Fat Guy in a little coat
• Team Team Without the Bitches

5th Ward Pub:

• Three men and a coat hanger
• Favre's croc shots

Fanatics:

• Brett Favres Wrist Watch
• I missed Cougartown for this?

Milwaukee Brat House:

• Does This Towel Smell Like Chloroform to you?
• There's No "I" in Team But There's a "U" in Cunt
• One Firefox feat. Sausage

The Black Rose:

• These pretzels are making me thirsty
• Year old male Gemini seeking a Virgo with trivia skill...in bed

Mulligans:

• Anita Waxin
• Don't Flatter Yourself, That's Just My Knee
• Joystick, Not Just for Video Games
• Sofa King We Todd Did

Grafton Ale House:

• Aww, sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
• Evil will always triumph because good is dumb
• Clap If You've Tapped Hugh Jass
• Bill Nye the Science Guy Touched My Wishbone in the Magic Schoolbus
• Slutlava
• Brett Favre's Hung Like Justin Bieber