Milwaukee Ale House:
  • Some Couches Pull Out But I Don't
  • Plausibly Confirmed, I'm Busted...In My Pants
  • The Fugly Shidiots
  • Carmen Sandiego Can Be Found in Belmopan, Wherever the Fuck That Is
  • Joe Biden...A Big Fucking Deal...In My Pants
  • We Will Suck Your Dick If We Win Best Team Name
  • I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader > RIP Nielson
  • Scott Walker's Toy Train Set
Caffrey's Pub:
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen
  • Dude, Where's My....Period.
  • Stop asking fucking soccer questions every week!
  • We Are Marqueef
  • 24 Starring Queefer Sutherland
  • Mind the Queef
Whiskey Bar:
  • Danny and His Two Bitches
  • Stage 5 Clinger
  • Needless to Say I Haven't Heard From Her Since
  • Two beards & a Brazilian
Replay:
  • Finish your beer, there are sober kids in China
  • What Has 8 Legs and Eats Aunts?? 4 Uncles
  • I Mixed Your Drink With Something Other Than a Straw
  • 2 Dudes, 1 Cup and Some Hot Sauce
The Highbury:
  • Rattlesnakes & Condoms: Two Things I Don't Fuck With
  • A Mouthful of Hugh Jackman
  • Can't Get Her Mouth Pregnant
  • Get a Tissue, I'm About to Quiz
  • I Tried to Use Penis as My Password But My Computer Said It Was Too Short
  • Happy Erection Day
  • 9 Out of 10 People Enjoy a Gang Bang (Think About It)
  • Faster than a French Border Guard with track shoes and a coupon for cigarettes
  • 3 Intellects, 2 cocks and a pussy
  • Enrico Palazzo singing the national anthem
Trinity Three Irish Pubs:
  • I'm not a TSA agent but i'll give you you a strip search
  • Two guys, one girl, three cups
  • Mind the Gap...That's What She Said
  • Mike Hunt's One Hairy Son of a Bitch
  • Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
  • Panslyvania : The 6th country starting with "pa"
  • This bar may have 3 pubs, But I have 3 nuts...
5th Ward Pub:
  • Get a Room (Germany 4, England 1)
Fanatics:
  • Brett Favre's Open Fly Wranglers
  • The Cunning Stunts
  • Balls
Milwaukee Brat House:
  • I've Seen Pete's Cock and the Rumors Are True... It's Massive
The Black Rose:
  • She Told Me She Was 18 Officer
  • Hide Yo Wife
  • Eggs or Boobs
  • That Fucker Brought a Skateboard
Grafton Ale House:
  • Next Week I'm Giving Thanks I'm Not English
  • Big Red Period Smudge
  • Stevie, Why the Fuck are You Shitting in a Mexican Jail? (Huh? Watch it here)
  • Bill Nye the Science Guy Used His Get Out of Jail Free Card After Being Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Miss Scarlet in the Billiard Room With the Lead Pipe

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