November's Best Team Names...

Milwaukee Ale House:

• Some Couches Pull Out But I Don't
• Plausibly Confirmed, I'm Busted...In My Pants
• The Fugly Shidiots
• Carmen Sandiego Can Be Found in Belmopan, Wherever the Fuck That Is
• Joe Biden...A Big Fucking Deal...In My Pants
• We Will Suck Your Dick If We Win Best Team Name
• I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader > RIP Nielson
• Scott Walker's Toy Train Set

Caffrey's Pub:

• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen
• Dude, Where's My....Period.
• Stop asking fucking soccer questions every week!
• We Are Marqueef
• 24 Starring Queefer Sutherland
• Mind the Queef
  

Whiskey Bar:

• Danny and His Two Bitches
• Stage 5 Clinger
• Needless to Say I Haven't Heard From Her Since
• Two beards & a Brazilian

Replay:

• Finish your beer, there are sober kids in China
• What Has 8 Legs and Eats Aunts?? 4 Uncles
• I Mixed Your Drink With Something Other Than a Straw
• 2 Dudes, 1 Cup and Some Hot Sauce
  

The Highbury:

• Rattlesnakes & Condoms: Two Things I Don't Fuck With
• A Mouthful of Hugh Jackman
• Can't Get Her Mouth Pregnant
• Get a Tissue, I'm About to Quiz
• I Tried to Use Penis as My Password But My Computer Said It Was Too Short
• Happy Erection Day
• 9 Out of 10 People Enjoy a Gang Bang (Think About It)
• Faster than a French Border Guard with track shoes and a coupon for cigarettes
• 3 Intellects, 2 cocks and a pussy
• Enrico Palazzo singing the national anthem

Trinity Three Irish Pubs:

• I'm not a TSA agent but i'll give you you a strip search
• Two guys, one girl, three cups
• Mind the Gap...That's What She Said
• Mike Hunt's One Hairy Son of a Bitch
• Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
• Panslyvania : The 6th country starting with "pa"
• This bar may have 3 pubs, But I have 3 nuts...

5th Ward Pub:

• Get a Room (Germany 4, England 1)
  

Fanatics:

• Brett Favre's Open Fly Wranglers
• The Cunning Stunts
• Balls
  

Milwaukee Brat House:

• I've Seen Pete's Cock and the Rumors Are True... It's Massive

The Black Rose:

• She Told Me She Was 18 Officer
• Hide Yo Wife
• Eggs or Boobs
• That Fucker Brought a Skateboard
  

Grafton Ale House:

• Next Week I'm Giving Thanks I'm Not English
• Big Red Period Smudge
• Stevie, Why the Fuck are You Shitting in a Mexican Jail? (Huh? Watch it here)
  
• Bill Nye the Science Guy Used His Get Out of Jail Free Card After Being Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Miss Scarlet in the Billiard Room With the Lead Pipe