December's Best Team Names

Milwaukee Ale House:

• Dashing Through the Hoes
• O Cum All Ye Faithful... In My Pants!
• Touched By an Uncle (at Christmas)
• We Got Jingle Bells, Where are the Mistle Hoes
• STERGER Spelled Backwards is REGRETS
• Brett Favre Wore Out His Shoulder While He Was Ineffectually In My Pants
• In Soviet Russia, Bear Wrestles You
• A Boob in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush
• Daniel Lambert Raised Champion Fighting Cocks; Ironically, He Could Not Find His

The Eatery on Farwell:

• The "eat-her-out-ery"
• Jeffrey Dahmer's Meatery on Farwell

Caffrey's Pub:

• All I want for Christmas is my 2 front queef
• Yup I'll still be drunk for my 8am final
• Jingle Balls Featuring the Mistle Ho's
• A queef a day keeps the doctor away
• We got all of our answers on Wikileaks
• I'm Chris Hanson with dateline NBC

Whiskey Bar:

• That Red Head With the Mic is a Sexy Bitch
• You Have the Whitest Teeth I Ever Came Across
• I Could Have At Least Faked a British Accent
• Happy Holidays....is for terrorists
• Scandinavian countries look like cock & balls

Replay:

• Vikings Collapse, Roof Gets Jealous
• I'd rather bang Whoopi Goldberg than spend time with my in-laws
• ...# of days before I break my New Years Resolution
• I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa's Balls
• Santa!!!!! I know him!
• 89 Wins and you still belong in the kitchen
• 297 Consecutive games, or 2.97 cm long... Which will be his legacy?
• Why is the guy on picture 14 wearing leather chaps to play the bagpipes?
• Christmas comes but once a year, and lately so do I...
• Randy Moss' Catering
• Tounge-Punch the Fart-Box
• John

The Highbury:

• On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me... A Raging Case of Herpes
• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa's North Pole!
• Unlike My Penis, I Wrap My Presents
• We Can't Be Buggered to Think of a Name... (Penis)
• A Homeless Person Stole My Cigarette
• Girl Ninjas: Silently making you sandwiches 4 guys

Trinity Three Irish Pubs:

• It's my birthday and I'll quiz if I want to
• If that really is Brett Farve; no wonder she did'nt text back
• Chitty Chitty Gang Bang?
• I prematurely shot my wad, and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands
• Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

5th Ward Pub:

• Jodie Foster's Knuckles
• The Baby Arms
• Once upon a time Sam touched himself. His mom walked in on him and said "What are you doing?" He said, "Touching my schlong." and she said "I don't see anything" He cried......He then got a penis enlargement. He's been pleasuring ladies in the U.S. ever since - especially Kari Radek @ 262.203.3565
• ))=====D*****
• Anal Seapage
• Red Headed Sluts
• We Cheated A Little Bit, looks like a lot

Fanatics:

• Off In the Corner (Nobody Beats Off In the Corner)
• Phil Collins and the eruptions
• Quiz in my pants
• We only like it when we're on top
• Legalize sexting while driving

Milwaukee Brat House:

• Bang! Pregnant
• "Big Veiny Ejaculating Penis"
• Clap If You Think Our Team Has the Nicest Tits
• The Firefoxes Want Ryan to Say "Glacier/Geyser"
• Coitus Interuptus Loves Alabama Thunderpussy
• Fuckin' Wolverine! Loves Qatar
• My Name is Tink and I Love the cock!
• Brat Farve's Tasty Sausage

The Black Rose:

• Ebenezer Spooge
• You can't fit that in there
• Advantageous Alcoholoics of America
• Kenny Powers
• Have you ever seen a grown man lotion his cock before?
• Trivia Newton John

Grafton Ale House:

• Poor Old Santa Claus Only Cums Once Per Year
• 2 Santas and 4 Hos
• Tickling Whos Down in Whoville Since 1923
• Call 1-900-MIX-ALOT for your quizzing pleasure
• TNT - (Teachers 'n Trivia)
• It's a Festivus Miracle
• Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!
• For a Good Time, Call Wallis Simpson
• I'm Ron Burgundy, Go Fuck Yourself San Diego
• I'm Not a Gynochologist But I'll Take a Look!
• 60% of the time, it works everytime
• And by "boss" did you mean "wife?"

Crisp:

• The Douchy Pickle Fucks
• Super Kung-Fu Gorilla Crew
• Oops! I schlitzed my pants!
• Gonna have the schlitz tomorrow!
• Crystal quizzed on me
• Dammit there's a hole in my glass!