January's Best Team Names!

Milwaukee Ale House:

• Better Choke Job: Jay Cutler or Wayne Brady?
• O...Think Twice, It's Just Another Day With You and Me... In My Pants
• The Ineffectuals: Like a Yeast Infection Jay Cutler Throws off the Team Chemistry
• "I Saw, I Conquered, I Came" - Peter North
• Jay Cutler Can't Be Pregnant...He's Bleeding
• I Wonder if Petula Clark Was Clean Shaven Downtown
• And the "Extended" Forecast...3 to 5 Inches... In My Pants!!!
• You Might Not Know Real Flags But You know Real Boobs When You See Them

The Eatery on Farwell:

• Team Pigeon Poo
• Jeffrey Dahmer's Meatery on Farwell
• Michael Vick's Kennel Club
• 2's a Crowd, 3's a Riot!
  

Caffrey's Pub:

• It's My Party and I'll Queef If I Want to
• My Last Abortion Tickled
• Who Puts a Dragon on A Flag?
• Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you
• Queen Laqueefa
  
• Mike Ditka is bigger than your Ditka

Whiskey Bar:

• My Girlfriend Thinks I'm at Trivia
• I'll Blow This Mic for a Dollar
• Tits McGee
• What Has Nine Arms and Sucks? Def Leppard
• She Said Boobs!
  

Replay:

• One of Us Hasn't Had Sex in 2 Years. Guess Who?
• We lost because I sprained my MCL, and we suck
• Roethlesberger's Hotel Sweethearts
• Jay Cutler Sprained his Uterus
• Snooki wants smush smush & so do I
• Water covers 2/3 of the Earth, Charles Woodson covers the rest
• If we don't win, we're going Mayfair on your asses!
• Brett Favre Massage Parlor #4
  

The Highbury:

• Carl's Penis Is in Two Time Zones
  
• Jay Cutler Sucks My Mouth Organ
• Who Cares I'm Hemoragging!
• The Bears Blow More Than Lindsay Lohan
• Viagra and Prozac...When You're Ready to Go, But You Don't Care Where
• Fancy as Fuck

Trinity Three Irish Pubs:

• The Penis Mightier
• Brown eyed monsters
• We have a Polack
• Porn Parodies: Grand theft Auto-erotic asphxiation
• Trivia Newton John - lets get quizzical

5th Ward Pub:

• Jay Cutler's Meniscus
• The rest of my team sucks they didn’t show up and I’m not that smart
• Eli Manning's Press Conference

Fanatics:

• The Boners...the balls...the shaft...the whole damn thing!
• Bernie Brewer trimmed your mums love bush
• I touch myself everytime I hear my accent
• Orton Hears a Suh
• No one really likes Marquette
• The Ravenous Lurching Eskimo Polliwogs

Milwaukee Brat House:

• The Brits Should be More Worried About Their Own Hairlines Than Those of the Stars
• Coitus Interuptus is Inevitable for Jay Cutler Because He Always Quits Midway Through
• !Hot as a Crackspoon
• 26 Years Ago... Coitus Interuptus Failed for Mrs. Wickens
• POW! Abortion
• I Tried to Use Penis as My Password But My Computer Said It Was Too Short

The Black Rose:

• The Couch Pulls Out But We Don't
• The Muff Rangers... helped by the girl that yells out answers.
• I just Schlitzed my pants from that nasty Budwiser
• Same Shit, different day
• Paging Dr. Faggot

Grafton Ale House:

• I'm Sorry to Interrupt Your Black Panther Party
• Chuck Norris isn't Hung Like a Horse, a Horse is Hung Like Chuck Norris
• Hurry Up, I Need to Pee!
• Brett Favre's Junk is Worth More than His Arm

Crisp:

• Where's Waldo? In my pants.
• "Too tired and not witty enough to make a comment about your accent."
• "T" As in Tits McGee
• Kelly Osbourne May Have a Bikini Body But She'll Never Have a Bikini Face
• Vick's Dick Went Limp After He Got Rogered
• The Holey Condoms
• Dammit there's a hole in my glass!