March's Best Team Names:

Milwaukee Ale House:

• What Do Lance Armstrong and Tom Hanks' Character in Castaway Have in Common? They Both Learned to Survive With Just One Ball
• The Fugly Shidiots
• A Second Sink Hole on the East Side...Further Proof God Hates Hipsters
• Alan Shephard Wanted to Try Rhythmic Gymnastics But Forgot his Ribbon
• Somebody Put a Nappy on that Baby

Caffrey's Pub:

• Pete? I'd rather kiss a scruffy nerd herder.
• A female cat is called dinner.
• Roses on a piano?! I'd rather have two-lips on an organ!
• Baa Baa Black Queef

Whiskey Bar:

• You're right Dan...you lezhog
• Whats with all the Jew questions?
• Ron Jeremy's Pole Position
• I Thought We Were Having a Pretty Good Evening before That Fu*king Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC Showed Up
• Martin Sheen's greatest mistake
• Quizmaster - my number is 555-590
• One night at the alligator fuckhouse
• No boobs on the pic sheet make me angry

Replay:

• Nine Dollars and a Blow Job Can Get Me Home From Here
• So a Mexican and a Palestinian walk into a bar... oh shit, that's us.
• If a Duke player falls in the woods, and there is no referee around, is it still a charge?
• I'm embarrassed I didn't recognize Jenna Jamison's Mouth
• I've been protesting for the past few weeks and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... oh shit, Walker took that away too!
• Sorry honey, those aren't razor burns, that would be... Vote: A) for herpes, B) for crabs, C) if you want Alex to dance on the bar

The Highbury:

• Four Beavers Are Better Than One
• Bayern Munich Schnitzeled All Over Themselves (Clean Up in Aisle Neun)
• Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap
• If Women Weren't Meant to be in the Kitchen, Why Do They Have Eggs and Milk Inside of Them?
• Scott Walker This Way into the Back of My Van
• If God was A Woman She Would Make Sperm Taste Like Chocolate

Trinity Three Irish Pubs:

• Trivia Newton John: Let's get quizzical
• Threeve
• Who gives a Sheen?
  
• Her Jukebox Only Takes Diamond Rings

5th Ward Pub:

• We can drink more pabst than Piss + Shake, but we choose not to.
• DNIYM (Dese Nuts In Your Mouth)
• Dumb as a stump
• Charlie Sheen quotes are taking over the internet while a jealous Chuck Norris is somewhere angrily roundhouse kicking a lightning bolt.

Fanatics:

• All Cubs Fans Are Autistic At Best
• Sofa-King Dumb
• I'm an Octopussy & ur a guay beaver
• Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off

Milwaukee Brat House:

• The Firefoxes Will Continue to Regulate RIP Nate Dogg
• Our Tiger Blood Fueled Penis' Splooge Adonis DNA

The Black Rose:

• No It's Fine, It's Just Crabs
• Put it in her Albert Pujols

Grafton Ale House:

• Let's Hope Lindsay Lohan Blow More Guys in Prison Than John Axford Blows More Saves This Year
• We're Called Sex Panthers. 60% of the Time We're Right... Everytime
• Lieutenant Dan's Legs
  
• Erin Go Bragh-Less!
• Lately, MY Balls Are Being Handled More than the Balls of the NCAA Tournament
• You Must Be Irish; Because My Penis is Dublin
• How Much Coke Did Charlie Shee Do? Enough to Kill 2 1/2 Men
• All the Small Things? That's What She Said
• I'm Like a Rubix Cube...The More You Play With Me the Harder I Get

Three Lions Pub:

• Why Does Tink Always have that weird smile when he watches me pee?
• We stick out like a boner in sweat pants
• Come over to Myspace and I'll Twitter all over your Facebook
• My girlfriends 3 foot 2 and I'm nuts over her
• Vagisil - I put that Shit on everything
• How Come the Men on Our team know all 5 backstreet boys

Duke of Devon:

• I Needed a New Roof So I Called Margaret Thatche
• rCharlie Sheen's Mother's Tears
• There's a Bobbie on My Bog
• Black & Tan... No, White and Pasty

Crisp:

• Wisconsin against West Ham relegation!
• When Batman hits his mum, does it say "Pow"?"
• I'm high on Charlie Sheen!"