April's Best Team Names

Our team is more regular than Jamie Lee Curtis"
It's never sunny in Milwaukee"
"$2 hot dogs? Can you break a twenty? Oh, fuck it - I'll take ten." - Lance Bass
Much like Gary Oldman, I can only get off at 30,000 feet
The last love game I played with Bill Clinton I got shot in the face like Johnny Ace
Idaho likes to play just the tip with British Columbia
Statistically speaking, black snakes are half an inch longer than whitesnakes
To BeeGee or not to BeeGee that is the question - and the answer is no
White snake? That's cute, my band is named Titanoboa
Similiar to David Coverdale, I also named my band after my penis... "the inch worm cometh"
If Santorum pulls out, how does he have 5 kids?
I can't watch the Graduate because Mrs. Robinson is what Uncle Larry made me call him
The chinese hand cannon, just a little smaller but better at math
Bubba Watson is proof that a man can accomplish anything when he has a large pink shaft
I love Jesus but I still make him wear a condo
It's "hard" to conceal a naked gun

We Put The Laughter In Manslaughter
Old Enough To Pee, Old Enough For Me
My Girlfriend Didn’t Warn Me She Bleached Her Asshole, Now My Mustache Has Highlights
The Blumpkins
I Go Down Like The Titanic
I Shaved My Bush Like A Basket So She'd Find My Easter Eggs
Santorum? I Hardly Know 'Em!
Titanic In 3D!? It's Like It Really Happened!

Did you know Helen Keller had a well in her back yard? Neither did she
Nothing brings out my inner child like an abortion
I saw my first porno the other day...damn did I look young!
What Do The Titanic and Columbian Prostitutes Have In Common? Both Went Down This Day In History
On A Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Children?
Want to Watch a 3.5 hour tragedy in 3D? No not Titanic, a Cubs Game
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About Halfway
Easter Eggs take 10 minutes to get hard - way too long
Dont worry Cubs fans there is always next year...unless the worlds ends in 2012, then you'll always be lovable losers
Did you hear about the T Ball Stand that pitched a perfect game at the Special Olympics?

What Do You Call A Columbian Hooker With A Runny Nose? Full.
Hamsters Are A Lot Like Cigarettes . . . Harmless Until You Put One In Your Mouth And Light It On Fire
Coat-hangers. They Really Bring Out The Kid In You
What Do Dead Babies And Dead Baby Jokes Have In Common? They Are Both F***ing Hilarious
Today I Voted For Butt Sex And All That Cums After
What's The Opposite Of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken

A bathtub will do, but I'd rather fit 4 grown men....... in my pants
Chris Brown would put baby in the corner
Ricky Martin is sad there's one less Dick in the world.... RIP Dick Clark
Crankin' Ken Stabler's Knobs
Hugh Jayness + the flatulent five
Ozzie Guillen sucks Fidel's Cuban Cigar
Rick Santorum is against contraception but he pulls out
Rick Santorum is against contraception but he pulls out
If Ronald McDonald still looked like that, childhood obesity wouldn't be such a problem
Water boarding should be an Olympic sport - and America would win
You remind me of my little toe, cuz I know I'm going to eventually bang you on the table

I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
Dick Clark dying is the Mayans saying, "Ha, hahahahaha, we told you there wouldn't be a new year!!!"
The only Dick I've opened up to has dropped alot of balls
The Toilet, 'cause we did shitty
If she's tall enough to reach the mailbox, she's old enough to get the package!
Will the Titanic float now that Kate Winslet's boobs are in 3D?
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Poon
Santorum doesn't believe in contraception, so he pulled out!!!

Sorry Ladies, No more Dick on New Years Eve
Barbie Can't get Pregnant, because Ken comes in another box
Soccer sucks balls, and so does Molly
My other car is a vagina, because I ride it
We were going to name our team after "Katie's Hoo-hah" but it's been done too many times already
Santorum Pulls Out, Romney Smiles

Jessica Simpson, one of only two living objects visible from space... by the naked eye.
Lets be honest.. Dick Clark died three years ago
Two Guys, Two Girls And An English Pub.
If I Don't Win Best Team Name I Will Reveal How Big (Or Small) Pete's Penis Is.
Christopher Walken Wins Mega Millions, Buys Yacht, Names It "Deadwood".

I was going to say West Ham for 22 but then I remembered you said Premier League Team
I lost my virginity to Ricky Martin
Just the tip
We had premature quizjaculation
Charles Darwin lasted 2 seconds in my black hole
When I heard "188 decibels" I thought "wife." When I heard large mammal I was 100% sure
Give me a break and suck my Electrolux
I know a lot of girls who can eat more than 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes

If It Smells Like Santorum, If It oozes Like Santorum, It is Santorum
I See London, I See France. I just Shat My Underpants
What Does an 80 yr Old Woman's Vagina Smell Like?...Depends
Whitney Houston Can No Longer Dance With Somebody
What do Kim Kardashian & Miller Park Home Have in Common? They're Both Often Filled With Athletes
I Heard the Roof At Miller Park Will Be Open tomorrow Just Like Your Mom's Legs

I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
Ashamed for what I did for a Klondike bar.
Katy Perry can't make your Bedrock like Michelle Obama
I'm glad Rick Santorum isn't in my ears and in my eye
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry float!
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, But No one titty fucks like Christina Apple... Nevermind.
200 people died in Syria yesterday, but who cares, because Mitt Romney gave out free sandwiches.

Dirty Clams
Sofa King Awesome
Take off your pants & jack-it
Two Girls, One Cup... of chunky hot chocolate
Foreign misfits and collection of various idiots
Foreign misfits and collection of various idiots
Mayor's Ryan Drinking Buddies I can say Sheboygan's more times in 10 seconds than you can!