Milwaukee Ale House

  • Ben Rapelisberger and the Titsburgh Feelers
  • Jose Cuervo: Watch what happens 
  • "Open Happiness" - Vagasil
  • In Australia, a rape whistle is called a digireedon't
  • None of us are pregnant, so we must have been legitimately raped by this quiz 
  • Illegitimate Child, legitimate rape
  • Not the first time we've been undone by whale penis, but I hope it's the last
  • I can't believe I put pants on for this
  • What has more white powder? Antarctica or Billy Mays?
  • Ryan Lochte is a douche
  • I didgeridid reverend Green with the candlestick in Salt Lake City 
  • If shake it more than twice you're playing with it
  • Ryan wasn't "dunn" before... but he is now
  • We sink faster than Team GB in the pool 
  • There must be something with Marc Anthony's and big asps
  • Cleopatra - the first woman to die from taking it in the Asp
  • Al Bundy never invited his cousin ted to breakfast because he was a cereal killer 
  • I'd let George Clooney smash my pumpkin
  • Congratulations Amy Winehouse, 1 year sober! 
  • Gaye Bykers on Acid? Sounds like a Brit won the tour!
  • Tyskie: the best thing to leave Poland since Germany
  • We like to go out in trivia like our sex life... on the bottom, thanks for the memories
  • What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentine's Day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe 
  • Couple at the bar, walking the plank tomorrow (Ryan - we're getting married tomorrow!)
  • If you're American when you go into the toilet and American when you come out, what are you while you're in there? European
  • My midget girlfriend goes up on me 
  • I should win the team name contest because my arm is broken
  • The only things less likely than us winning trivia are the Brits winning a major soccer tournament or Wimbledon
  • Fat people are harder to kidnap 
  • Kanye has found a new two-faced toy: Kim Kardashian
  • If Big Bird suffered from blue balls would they turn green? 
  • Asparagus makes my quiz taste funny
  • Why does Penn State like to be losing at half time... because they like it a little behind in the locker room 
  • We put the STD in STUD, now all we need is U? 

Cafe Hollander

  • *spoiler* Gwyneth Paltrow's Head (It's What's In The Box)
  • Boy, After Last Week I'm Glad I'm Not An Armstrong
  • Better To Diestrong In Fame Than Livestrong In Shame 
  • What? Neil Armstrong Was Doping? 
  • I WIll Legitimately Grape You In The Face....
  • They Photoshopped Me In To That Whale Picture
  • All We Do Is Schwinn
  • The Little League World Series: Jerry Sandusky's Field Of Dreams
  • Who would have a ho in Lincoln, Nebraska? 
  • Languages that Canadians Speak Don't Count...Eh? 
  • Actually guys, hold on... since this is my last night as Quizmaster, everyone gets a free drink on me. Anyways, the team name is team USA.
  • We give Australian kisses...just like French, but Down Under
  • Does winning gold medals lower our national debt? 
  • 2 guys, 1 quiz
  • Matt Damon is one fucking ugly women
  • It’s not herpes, it’s shingles 
  • I suck @ this but I just keep coming back for more
  • I won’t Golightly on Megan Fox’s Thunderlips
  • Castro's Flacid Striptease
  • Andrew Carnegie's African Murder Squad
  • America... Undefeated World War Champions Since 1918!
  • Rattlesnakes and condoms: Two things you don't fuck with. 
  • We Don’t Want Heath Insurance, So We’re Moving To Canada
  • The Angle Of The Dangle Is Directly Proportional To The Heat Of The Meat
  • This Is America, Stop Asking So Many Questions About Soccer 
  • Robot Dick In Your Butt. Beep Boop, What Is Love.

Caffrey's Pub

  • Fuck Bitches Win Trivia
  • One Small Step For Man... Then... Death!
  • Sandusky's Search History
  • Booze Mistakes and Big Titties with a side of cheese
  • Wait.. This Isn't Murphy's?
  • Ryan Braun Took Steroids
  • Fallopian Swim Team
  • I Only Watch The Olympics for the Breast Stroke
  • The Bill Fucking Murray's 
  • Rodney King's jabootie hurts from getting beat
  • Andy Murray, you're wimble-done-son 
  • Flash Gordon and his cocaine habit
  • Drink apple juice beacuse OJ will kill you 
  • I Swallow
  • My girlfriend called me a pedophile.. I said that was a pretty big word for a five year old
  • 5 guys.. one pitcher.. of feces

Whiskey Bar

  • C'Mon Man, the volleyball scene in Top Gun wasn't that bad.. Too soon?
  • Michael Phelps's Mom
  • Aside from team names, I wish this Mic was a penis
  • I wonder if there will be as much sex in the Olympic village as in the Penn state locker room.
  • My mom is not a wrestler but you should see her “box”
  • What Do Sarah Palin And Iron Mans Suit Have In Common? They Both Have A Downy Junior In Them
  • How did Helen keller burn her face? She answered the iron
  • Steve, for the last time Meixcans are not Native Americans
  • If Only There More Mosquito Nets in Africa, We Could Save Millions Of Mosquitso From Aids 
  • I should have slept with the Quizmaster!

McGillycuddy's

  • What's The Difference Between A Rooster And The Scottish? The Rooster Says Cock-A-Doodle-Do, The Scottish Say Any Cock Will Do
  • If Nuts On The Wall Are Walnuts, Why Are Nuts On Your Chest Sexual Harassment?
  • If You Put Lil' John And Lil' Wayne Together Do You Get A Full Size John Wayne?
  • Much Like Buttholes, Friends Are Meant To Be Tight
  • Hurricane Issac Didn't Come As Hard As Prince Harry In Vegas
  • If God Was A Woman ...... Wouldn't We All Be Sandwiches?? Because That's All They Are Good At Making
  • Jerry Sandusky's New Legal Defense Is That It Wasn't Legitimate Rape
  • Mr. Akin Says We Are The "Illegitimate" Trivia Rapists
  • 100,000 Condom's to the Olympic Village; Competitive Copulation
  • What Does The Quizmaster and Cheetos Have In Common - Both are Dangerously Cheesy
  • If McDonalds is the Official Restaraunt of the Olynpic, then Cigarettes Might As Well be the Official Medicine of Lung Cancer
  • Putting a Pretty Shirt On Top of your Muffin-Top Does Not Make You a Cupcake
  • I Just Found Out I Might Not Be Mexican
  • The Dark Knight Rises, In My Pants
  • JC Would Love to Give You a Mustache Ride, But He Hasn't Hit Puberty Yet
  • Anne Frank and the Hide and Seek Silver Medalists
  • Shortly After Cloning Dolly the Sheep, Sales of Velcro Gloves Went Through the Roof 
  • I like when trivia answers show up in commercials on at the bar. Thanks Bourne Legacy Trailer! 
  • A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar…HE orders a drink
  • I disagree with baseball, a Man With Four Balls Can’t Walk 
  • Off in Church, because No One Beats Off In Church 
  • The One Thing We Can All Agree On Is That We All Hate The English, Sorry Dave

Upper 90 Sports Pub

  • Julie Andrews Is A C*nt
  • The Greasy Ball Sacks
  • Yes, I Am Wearing A G-String
  • The Michael Phelps Ear, Nose, and Throat Doctors 
  • If I Was Drunk, You'd Be Hotter
  • Michael J Fox's Etch-A-Sketch Club 
  • Hey, I Just Met You, and This is Crazy, But Shut the Fuck Up and Give Me the Bar Tab Baby
  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Single and Easy

Milwaukee Brat House

  • The Rock isn't in San Francisco, it's... in my pants
  • Michael Jackson, buying toys and touching boys at age 50, Happy Birthday
  • I don't wanna taste THAT rainbow
  • I've got nothing... in my pants!
  • Ron Artesticles
  • Prince Harry's Ginger Pubes
  • Hooking - that's not an Olympic sport, but it should be 
  • If masturbation was an Olympic sport I would win the gold 
  • The Humpbacks of Bactrian
  • Top Gun Beach Volleyball Scene... gold medal edition
  • Ever since I named my cock "dis," I have loved a life of dishonor
  •  Willy Wonka's house of shame!
  • Schlitz for brains
  • Team Couscous: the foods so nice they named it twice 
  • I like my beer like I like my violence... domestic!
  • Penn State - the big 10 school with best tight ends!
  • I like to sleep with little British Boys
  • Still single because I'm 50 shades of awkward
  • Unlike England, the Queen didn't choke horribly on my junk, in my pants
  • Fuck you you fucking fuck
  • Is that swamp ass in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Mulligans Irish Pub

  • It' my birthday, so I get a prize...right? 
  • Have you heard of a Hot Carl...Carl's wife has 
  • Jerry Sandusky jokes are so old, even he wouldn't do them 
  • My tramp stamp says, "Sandusky was here"
  • Parents who wish they were smarter than a fifth grader 
  • I'm legal in 72 countries now
  • After taking this quiz, we now how Jerry Sandusky feels in jail
  • We're dyslexics: When we rob banks, we yell, "Air in the hands mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

  • 2 Legit, 2 Legit 2 Rape
  • I'm Gonna Say It With My Mouth.... Chlamydia Starts With a C and End With an A
  • At Least We Didn't Cheat Like Chelsea Did Today
  • You Can't Judge A Bass Player By The Length Of His Strings
  • I'm The Joker - Too Soon?
  • Pete Will Be Starring w/ A Penis Scar Called Harry Twatter
  • Pete's Ambidexterous, He Can Pull It With Both Hands

Black Rose Irish Pub

  • xXx, Porn or Badass Vin Diesel
  • Sandusky went from Penn State to the State Penn 
  • Better Late Than Pregnant
  • Chicks Dig Beards and Dicks.... and Jeremy
  • I Need to Get Some Tonight

Grafton Ale House

  • I'd like to hold the Quizmaster's snake in my talons
  • Once you go black tees you never go back 
  • Uruguay'T Quizmaster!
  • The Von Trapp Bastards
  • We play real football in America 
  • It's my birthday so let's Disco Inferno biotch!
  • Fart. 
  • Aleympians
  • Octamind (8 people 1 mind)
  • I don't know who you are, where you're from, but it's probably Rome
  • The staff = who can't win anything
  • Sanduskydelphia, population zero
  • Kobe Bryant's vow of silence, he's Uruguay
  • Where do all the French keep their armies...? In their sleevies!
  • Who wants to see Miss Scarlet and Mrs White go head to head in a "hot dog" eating contest?

The Highbury

  • The worst trivia team in the world - tribute
  • My rape must have been illegitimate, 'cus I had a baby
  • Jerry Sandusky's new defense is that it wasn't legitimate rape
  • Suck It Trebek... But not the 'Suck It Trebek' that was in here last week, cuz they were much better than us
  •  Is trivia getting harder or are you just happy to see me? 
  • Is it a threesome if I use both hands?
  • Remember to stop by State Fair and get your deep-fried Quizmaster-on-a-Stick!
  • If trivia was an Olympic sport, we would still be the only team not having sex
  • Would you like to hear a story about my penis? Never-mind it's too long.
  • What are people from Amsterdam called? High. 
  • I love it when you quiz on my face
  • I need $10,000 in singles to make it rain

Three Lions Pub

  • We may not be going down in history but we're going down on your sister
  • Anyone want a bit of my banger? 
  • Vaginas: we separate men from the boys 
  • The Big Fact Hun
  • tNickel Back Sucks
  • It's Weird How Cute of A girl Dick Cheney Makes 
  • Elton John Wayne 
  • We're fucking terrible

Replay Sports Bar

  • Why Isn't Sun Tanning An Olympic Sport? The Best You Can Get Is Bronze
  • "My Apartment Smells Like Old Books And Rich Mahogany"
  • The Walking Talking Stephen Hawkings
  • Extreme Drought: My Friend Hasn't Gotten Laid In 6 Months 
  • England: Where 16 is legal and abortions are free
  • How the heck do you spell Albequerque?  

St. Francis Brewery

  • Just Enough Head 
  • Better Late Than Pregnant
  • We're Better than the Brewers Bullpen
  • Just Like London We're Going for the Gold!

Vino 100

  • Fuck You- We’re Awesome 
  • Suck Prince Harry’s (Hairy) Dick Trebek!
  • Suck It Trebek I’m Friends With The Guys Now! 
  • Lawyers Made Us Change Our Name So We Wouldn’t Get Sued!

Major Goolsby's

  • Greg Oden's Third Leg 
  • Reliable PMS 
  • Katie Holmes Placenta 
  • Twat Did You Say 
  • Ladyboners
  • Try To Catch Me Ridin' Nerdy 
  • Major Foolsby's
  • Like Mets Fans, We Left Early To Beat Traffic
  • Your Dark Knight Is Rising
  • It's Dan's first night hosting and he peed himself out of nervousness. It's NOT Koolaid.

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