- Ben Rapelisberger and the Titsburgh Feelers
- Jose Cuervo: Watch what happens
- "Open Happiness" - Vagasil
- In Australia, a rape whistle is called a digireedon't
- None of us are pregnant, so we must have been legitimately raped by this quiz
- Illegitimate Child, legitimate rape
- Not the first time we've been undone by whale penis, but I hope it's the last
- I can't believe I put pants on for this
- What has more white powder? Antarctica or Billy Mays?
- Ryan Lochte is a douche
- I didgeridid reverend Green with the candlestick in Salt Lake City
- If shake it more than twice you're playing with it
- Ryan wasn't "dunn" before... but he is now
- We sink faster than Team GB in the pool
- There must be something with Marc Anthony's and big asps
- Cleopatra - the first woman to die from taking it in the Asp
- Al Bundy never invited his cousin ted to breakfast because he was a cereal killer
- I'd let George Clooney smash my pumpkin
- Congratulations Amy Winehouse, 1 year sober!
- Gaye Bykers on Acid? Sounds like a Brit won the tour!
- Tyskie: the best thing to leave Poland since Germany
- We like to go out in trivia like our sex life... on the bottom, thanks for the memories
- What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentine's Day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe
- Couple at the bar, walking the plank tomorrow (Ryan - we're getting married tomorrow!)
- If you're American when you go into the toilet and American when you come out, what are you while you're in there? European
- My midget girlfriend goes up on me
- I should win the team name contest because my arm is broken
- The only things less likely than us winning trivia are the Brits winning a major soccer tournament or Wimbledon
- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- Kanye has found a new two-faced toy: Kim Kardashian
- If Big Bird suffered from blue balls would they turn green?
- Asparagus makes my quiz taste funny
- Why does Penn State like to be losing at half time... because they like it a little behind in the locker room
- We put the STD in STUD, now all we need is U?
Cafe Hollander
- *spoiler* Gwyneth Paltrow's Head (It's What's In The Box)
- Boy, After Last Week I'm Glad I'm Not An Armstrong
- Better To Diestrong In Fame Than Livestrong In Shame
- What? Neil Armstrong Was Doping?
- I WIll Legitimately Grape You In The Face....
- They Photoshopped Me In To That Whale Picture
- All We Do Is Schwinn
- The Little League World Series: Jerry Sandusky's Field Of Dreams
- Who would have a ho in Lincoln, Nebraska?
- Languages that Canadians Speak Don't Count...Eh?
- Actually guys, hold on... since this is my last night as Quizmaster, everyone gets a free drink on me. Anyways, the team name is team USA.
- We give Australian kisses...just like French, but Down Under
- Does winning gold medals lower our national debt?
- 2 guys, 1 quiz
- Matt Damon is one fucking ugly women
- It’s not herpes, it’s shingles
- I suck @ this but I just keep coming back for more
- I won’t Golightly on Megan Fox’s Thunderlips
- Castro's Flacid Striptease
- Andrew Carnegie's African Murder Squad
- America... Undefeated World War Champions Since 1918!
- Rattlesnakes and condoms: Two things you don't fuck with.
- We Don’t Want Heath Insurance, So We’re Moving To Canada
- The Angle Of The Dangle Is Directly Proportional To The Heat Of The Meat
- This Is America, Stop Asking So Many Questions About Soccer
- Robot Dick In Your Butt. Beep Boop, What Is Love.
Caffrey's Pub
- Fuck Bitches Win Trivia
- One Small Step For Man... Then... Death!
- Sandusky's Search History
- Booze Mistakes and Big Titties with a side of cheese
- Wait.. This Isn't Murphy's?
- Ryan Braun Took Steroids
- Fallopian Swim Team
- I Only Watch The Olympics for the Breast Stroke
- The Bill Fucking Murray's
- Rodney King's jabootie hurts from getting beat
- Andy Murray, you're wimble-done-son
- Flash Gordon and his cocaine habit
- Drink apple juice beacuse OJ will kill you
- I Swallow
- My girlfriend called me a pedophile.. I said that was a pretty big word for a five year old
- 5 guys.. one pitcher.. of feces
Whiskey Bar
- C'Mon Man, the volleyball scene in Top Gun wasn't that bad.. Too soon?
- Michael Phelps's Mom
- Aside from team names, I wish this Mic was a penis
- I wonder if there will be as much sex in the Olympic village as in the Penn state locker room.
- My mom is not a wrestler but you should see her “box”
- What Do Sarah Palin And Iron Mans Suit Have In Common? They Both Have A Downy Junior In Them
- How did Helen keller burn her face? She answered the iron
- Steve, for the last time Meixcans are not Native Americans
- If Only There More Mosquito Nets in Africa, We Could Save Millions Of Mosquitso From Aids
- I should have slept with the Quizmaster!
McGillycuddy's
- What's The Difference Between A Rooster And The Scottish? The Rooster Says Cock-A-Doodle-Do, The Scottish Say Any Cock Will Do
- If Nuts On The Wall Are Walnuts, Why Are Nuts On Your Chest Sexual Harassment?
- If You Put Lil' John And Lil' Wayne Together Do You Get A Full Size John Wayne?
- Much Like Buttholes, Friends Are Meant To Be Tight
- Hurricane Issac Didn't Come As Hard As Prince Harry In Vegas
- If God Was A Woman ...... Wouldn't We All Be Sandwiches?? Because That's All They Are Good At Making
- Jerry Sandusky's New Legal Defense Is That It Wasn't Legitimate Rape
- Mr. Akin Says We Are The "Illegitimate" Trivia Rapists
- 100,000 Condom's to the Olympic Village; Competitive Copulation
- What Does The Quizmaster and Cheetos Have In Common - Both are Dangerously Cheesy
- If McDonalds is the Official Restaraunt of the Olynpic, then Cigarettes Might As Well be the Official Medicine of Lung Cancer
- Putting a Pretty Shirt On Top of your Muffin-Top Does Not Make You a Cupcake
- I Just Found Out I Might Not Be Mexican
- The Dark Knight Rises, In My Pants
- JC Would Love to Give You a Mustache Ride, But He Hasn't Hit Puberty Yet
- Anne Frank and the Hide and Seek Silver Medalists
- Shortly After Cloning Dolly the Sheep, Sales of Velcro Gloves Went Through the Roof
- I like when trivia answers show up in commercials on at the bar. Thanks Bourne Legacy Trailer!
- A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar…HE orders a drink
- I disagree with baseball, a Man With Four Balls Can’t Walk
- Off in Church, because No One Beats Off In Church
- The One Thing We Can All Agree On Is That We All Hate The English, Sorry Dave
Upper 90 Sports Pub
- Julie Andrews Is A C*nt
- The Greasy Ball Sacks
- Yes, I Am Wearing A G-String
- The Michael Phelps Ear, Nose, and Throat Doctors
- If I Was Drunk, You'd Be Hotter
- Michael J Fox's Etch-A-Sketch Club
- Hey, I Just Met You, and This is Crazy, But Shut the Fuck Up and Give Me the Bar Tab Baby
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Single and Easy
Milwaukee Brat House
- The Rock isn't in San Francisco, it's... in my pants
- Michael Jackson, buying toys and touching boys at age 50, Happy Birthday
- I don't wanna taste THAT rainbow
- I've got nothing... in my pants!
- Ron Artesticles
- Prince Harry's Ginger Pubes
- Hooking - that's not an Olympic sport, but it should be
- If masturbation was an Olympic sport I would win the gold
- The Humpbacks of Bactrian
- Top Gun Beach Volleyball Scene... gold medal edition
- Ever since I named my cock "dis," I have loved a life of dishonor
- Willy Wonka's house of shame!
- Schlitz for brains
- Team Couscous: the foods so nice they named it twice
- I like my beer like I like my violence... domestic!
- Penn State - the big 10 school with best tight ends!
- I like to sleep with little British Boys
- Still single because I'm 50 shades of awkward
- Unlike England, the Queen didn't choke horribly on my junk, in my pants
- Fuck you you fucking fuck
- Is that swamp ass in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Mulligans Irish Pub
- It' my birthday, so I get a prize...right?
- Have you heard of a Hot Carl...Carl's wife has
- Jerry Sandusky jokes are so old, even he wouldn't do them
- My tramp stamp says, "Sandusky was here"
- Parents who wish they were smarter than a fifth grader
- I'm legal in 72 countries now
- After taking this quiz, we now how Jerry Sandusky feels in jail
- We're dyslexics: When we rob banks, we yell, "Air in the hands mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- 2 Legit, 2 Legit 2 Rape
- I'm Gonna Say It With My Mouth.... Chlamydia Starts With a C and End With an A
- At Least We Didn't Cheat Like Chelsea Did Today
- You Can't Judge A Bass Player By The Length Of His Strings
- I'm The Joker - Too Soon?
- Pete Will Be Starring w/ A Penis Scar Called Harry Twatter
- Pete's Ambidexterous, He Can Pull It With Both Hands
Black Rose Irish Pub
- xXx, Porn or Badass Vin Diesel
- Sandusky went from Penn State to the State Penn
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Chicks Dig Beards and Dicks.... and Jeremy
- I Need to Get Some Tonight
Grafton Ale House
- I'd like to hold the Quizmaster's snake in my talons
- Once you go black tees you never go back
- Uruguay'T Quizmaster!
- The Von Trapp Bastards
- We play real football in America
- It's my birthday so let's Disco Inferno biotch!
- Fart.
- Aleympians
- Octamind (8 people 1 mind)
- I don't know who you are, where you're from, but it's probably Rome
- The staff = who can't win anything
- Sanduskydelphia, population zero
- Kobe Bryant's vow of silence, he's Uruguay
- Where do all the French keep their armies...? In their sleevies!
- Who wants to see Miss Scarlet and Mrs White go head to head in a "hot dog" eating contest?
The Highbury
- The worst trivia team in the world - tribute
- My rape must have been illegitimate, 'cus I had a baby
- Jerry Sandusky's new defense is that it wasn't legitimate rape
- Suck It Trebek... But not the 'Suck It Trebek' that was in here last week, cuz they were much better than us
- Is trivia getting harder or are you just happy to see me?
- Is it a threesome if I use both hands?
- Remember to stop by State Fair and get your deep-fried Quizmaster-on-a-Stick!
- If trivia was an Olympic sport, we would still be the only team not having sex
- Would you like to hear a story about my penis? Never-mind it's too long.
- What are people from Amsterdam called? High.
- I love it when you quiz on my face
- I need $10,000 in singles to make it rain
Three Lions Pub
- We may not be going down in history but we're going down on your sister
- Anyone want a bit of my banger?
- Vaginas: we separate men from the boys
- The Big Fact Hun
- tNickel Back Sucks
- It's Weird How Cute of A girl Dick Cheney Makes
- Elton John Wayne
- We're fucking terrible
Replay Sports Bar
- Why Isn't Sun Tanning An Olympic Sport? The Best You Can Get Is Bronze
- "My Apartment Smells Like Old Books And Rich Mahogany"
- The Walking Talking Stephen Hawkings
- Extreme Drought: My Friend Hasn't Gotten Laid In 6 Months
- England: Where 16 is legal and abortions are free
- How the heck do you spell Albequerque?
St. Francis Brewery
- Just Enough Head
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- We're Better than the Brewers Bullpen
- Just Like London We're Going for the Gold!
Vino 100
- Fuck You- We’re Awesome
- Suck Prince Harry’s (Hairy) Dick Trebek!
- Suck It Trebek I’m Friends With The Guys Now!
- Lawyers Made Us Change Our Name So We Wouldn’t Get Sued!
Major Goolsby's
- Greg Oden's Third Leg
- Reliable PMS
- Katie Holmes Placenta
- Twat Did You Say
- Ladyboners
- Try To Catch Me Ridin' Nerdy
- Major Foolsby's
- Like Mets Fans, We Left Early To Beat Traffic
- Your Dark Knight Is Rising
- It's Dan's first night hosting and he peed himself out of nervousness. It's NOT Koolaid.
