Red Rock Saloon
  • My 15 minutes of fame was on Chris Hansen's show...
  • The internet was cool until Chris Hansen spoiled the party
  • What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my boots off before I jump on a trampoline?
  • Chris Hansen aint got nothing on Joey Greco
  • Bromine sounds like a douchebag element 
  • If you're going to quiz us this hard, next time have us bring lube
  • A dyslexic guy walks into a bra... 
  • The Spanish In-QUIZ-ition
  • Get rich or die quizzin 
  • I'm giving up abstinence and sobriety - best lent ever!

Cafe Hollander
  • Chris Hanson's Hips Don't Lie 
  • I Was Going To Give Knight Rider The Shaft, But Chris Hansen Stopped Me
  • Got MILFs? 
  • I Wish This Microphone Was A Penis 
  • Takeo Spikes = SHIT, It's Wanda Sykes 
  • For A Free Tour Of Lakefront We'll Show You Our Boobs 
  • I Went To The Galapagos And All I Got Was Crabs From A Tortoise
  • The Waistcoat I'm Sewing Is Not For You
  • And The Next Pope Is . . . Jerry Sandusky 
  • What Did You Think Of Pearl Harbor? It Was Awesome! Oh, You Mean The Movie 
  • Maybe You Are Born With A Long John Silver Or Maye It's Maybelline
  • Jay Cutler's Vagina
  • May She's Born With It, But She Should Tuck It Back Anyway

Caffrey's Pub
  • The team next to us is cheating 
  • Two popes one cup, Vatican porn?
  • Linsey Vonn's New Pole is striped
  • The only element in my periodic table is vaginamine
  • Our Argentinian pope has a Brazilian 
  • I fisted my gf on her period, her father caught me red handed
  • If my sex life was a fruit it would be a Grapefruit without the "G"
  • Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off 
  • Sharon Stone's Neck Vagina
  • Oscar Pistorius' NUBS #bladerunner
  • Snakes and rattlesnakes: two things I don't fuck with
  • Three cheese omelette

Camp Bar
  • Lookin' like a fool with your camps on the ground
  • Pope Francis' Lil Fritas 
  • Lance Armstrong - One ball, that's all!
  • The Pussyfart Shit Slits
  • Darth Boo Boo
  • Incest, a game the whole family can play
  • I went to camp, pitched a tent, and quizzed
  • Chess is neither a sport or a leisure
  • Hoof Arted
  • Get Rich or Try Dieing
  • Stop Camping My Style!
  • Fo’ Shizzicle on my Quizzicle

Two Bucks
  • Maybe the seizures are why Lil' Wayne says sizzurp that way 
  • My kids went to Afghanistan and all I got was this crappy ransom note
  • My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
  • What happens when Tom Cruise walks into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose.
  • Helen Keller wasn't blind and deaf. She was a product of the Alabama school system.
  • We Got Good-Ass Parking Spots
  • Trivia is Less Fun Sober 
  • Maybe She's Born With It...Baby Aids
  • All I Want For My Birthday is a Big Booty Ho
  • Even Dennis Rodman make Kim Jong-Un Look Good

Whiskey Bar
  • We Would Rather Be Stuck By Lightning 7 Times Than Watch Soccer 
  • Unfortunately My NCAA Bracket Has More X's Than Taylor Swift
  • Texa$
  • What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? - Gag
  • Girls gone wild and a dude
  • Mrs. Thatcher's Fannie
  • Arm like a cannon, hung like a python, mind like a goddam scientist. I am Kenny Powers
  • I gave up on drinking for the last Pope's lent
  • I wonder how many alter boys were bussed in for the festivities at the Vatican this weekend?
  • Sequester? I barely knew her 
  • I hope Cardinal Stritch doesn't give up like the Pope
  • The Shit Show
  • ATM-Always Tasty Monkey
  • There Is No "Team" Wrestling In The Olympics, That's Called An Orgy

McGillycuddy's
  • USA, The Only Letters I Need
  • Can You Tell If A Smurf Has BlueBalls?
  • Good Friday . . . Isn't That The Sequel With Ice Cube?
  • Foxhunting? Fuck That! 
  • If I Were Struck By Lightning 7 Times, I'd Kill Myself Too! 
  •  If Trivia Was Easy, It'd Be Called Your Mom
  • Want To Go Do Motorhead In The Bathroom? 
  • Are You Sure Seal Isn't Scarface?
  • Smell My Dick, John!
  • Don't Move, I'll Get A Towel 
  • I Like My Sex How I Like My Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible
  • There's A Pot Of Gold At The End Of The Rainbow. By The Way, I Refer To My Penis As "Rainbow" 
  • Michael J. Fox Can Harlem Shake Harder Than This Whole Bar
  • I Don't Know Who This Guy Named "Rape" Is, But My Girlfriend Keeps Yelling Out His Name During Sex
  • We're Industry People, We're Stupid . . . We're Supposed To Me Stupid
  • Scissor City . . . So "Lez" Be Friends

Title Town
  • There are no winners on the Bachelor
  • Pope? We don't need no stinkin' pope 
  • It's my fricken birthday, we deserve to win!
  • Hugo Chavez is Dead (and we don't know how we feel about it)
  • Batman symbol 
  • Wake me up before Hugo Go
  • Mad Men and two Ladies

The Hotch Spot
  • Only 40% of Americans can find Delaware on a Map because who gives a shit about Delaware
  • Travis Barkers Adams Apple
  • Veiny Nuggets and Soggy Biscuits
  • Thats a Fucking Circle 
  • Can you polish a Polish Knob?
  • I Used to be Fucking Stupid... But We Broke Up
  • No One Drinks Rail Gin Alone

O'Lydias
  • Team: Sexual Joke 
  • Protip: 94 Westbound is Fucked!
  • How was Dallas Jackie O?
  • Pope Francis told me the second coming of Christ would be glorious but I thought it was just salty.
  • Catcher's Mitt Romney
  • Queefer Sutherland
  • Excuse Me I Apologize for Farting
  • We take longer than 15 seconds to finish... answering
  • The sound of 1 billion Catholics Poping Their Pants
  • Gay Sumo Wrestlers
  • Pope Francis: White Smoke from the Bong
  • Sometimes I touch myself inappropriately while reading these
  • Christopher Reeve and the one trick ponies
  • E! Series spin-off: Ray-J Kardashi-In Kim 
  • My Harry Potter Has Hog Warts On His Ass
  • Buy her wine, then liquor

Milwaukee Brat House
  • I am Legen... wait for it... dary 
  • I didn't know Tony Montana worked at Taco Bell... Say "hola" to my little friend
  • Easter is my fave holiday... it's all about wood, getting nailed and rising
  • Bob Barker is dead... he got hit by a BRAND new car!
  • Snuff-a-luff-a-guess
  • Cape Fear aka your mom's vagina
  • I've got a purple dinosaur... in my pants
  • Queefless in Seattle
  • The hardest part of quiz is coming up w/ a team name... or shit shit fuck fuck 
  • I hope my boyfriend springs faster than Milwaukee
  • One millionth the size of the Empire State, Sweson's dick is 2 inches
  • Hopefully the new Pope from Argentina doesn't like little boy "weina"
  • Yes, we brought our baby to the bar
  • Too Fuck to drunk
  • Deep Fried Cheese Turds
  • Let's hope the new Pope doesn't like boy dick!!
  • Sluts, we're back in action
  • Not all sluts are redheads but all redheads are sluts!
  • Baby got backspin
  • Dick pushups are harder than girl pushups
  • The seQUIZters

Major Goolsby's
  • Bitches B Ho's
  • Bark Twice If You're In Milwaukee
  • My Asshole Is Still Bleeding From Britney Griner's Dick
  • Master Quiz Baiters
  • Jam Out With Your Clam Out
  • Captain Krunch And The Cereal Killers
  • I Can Feel It Cumming In Her Hair Tonight
  • The Beer Is Sweeter On The Other Side Of The Bar 
  • Welcome To The Jungle, AKA Blake Griffin's Pubic Hairs

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Oops, I did it again...Squirt!
  • Have you heard the newpropoganda out of North Korea? It's Kim Jung Un-believeable!!!
  • Magical Greek sloths Riding Purple Unicorns
  • Endless Love: the Helen Keller/Stevie Wonder Tennis Match
  • My wife is a famous porn star, but she would be pissed if she found out
  • I shaved my balls for this
  • What's Lil' Wayne's favorite pizza place? Lil' Seizures 
  • Breaking News: Kim Jung Uhn's wife just gave birth to Dennis Rodman Jr.; North Korea goes ballistic
  • Don't cry for me Argentina, Francis did not molest your children
  • What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaains!
  • Black Smoke: No Pope, White Smoke: Pope, Pungent Blue Smoke: Snoop Doggy Dogg in the Conclave
  • There is no "I" in Genius
  • On a scale of Anne Frank to Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot?
  • Toe cancer!?! Then why did I have one of my balls removed? 
  • We thought we were on cash cab
  • We should have bribed the quizmaster 
  • Anne hathaway’s no thief but you should see her snatch

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Jeremy Get Your Finger Out Of There!!! Now!!!
  • Casey Anthony Is Pregnant... Here We Go Again
  • My Wife Doesnt Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box
  • The One Eyed Wonder Weasels and their Two Balls
  • QuizMaster JizzMaster
  • I Didnt Want Salmon, I said it 5 Times
  • Oh God oh God Harder Jeremy! That feels so good!!
  • Someone is wearing too much Perfume
  • Michael Vick's Dog Walking Service
  • King Kong aint got shit on us
  • Lost My Brains Cells @ The Shuffle
  • The No Pope Society
  • If I wanted to drink out of plastic cups in a dark booth I'd go to Axel's
  • My Harry Potter has Hogwartz

Grafton Ale House
  • Dennis Rodman should stick to cross dressing 
  • 69... most of the time
  • What is this? A center for ants?
  • I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion
  • What's a caterpillar afraid of... a doggerpillar
  • Earth Wind and Misfire

The Highbury
  • Of course it's South Africa, provinces are for white people
  • Married Gays Don't Have Sex Either
  • What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
  • Wichita State Shockers Made Us Moist
  • I knew that 1 Direction poster would come in handy
  • Just the tip.. Just to see how it feels 
  • What's the difference between eating a peanut butter cup and a dead baby? The baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
  • If R. Kelly picked his own cartoon car middle name it would be puss
  • Mila Kunis' Grand Canyon allowed me to drive my Volkswagen up her Anheiser-Busch

Three Lions Pub
  • Bacon Wrapped Anything
  • I Wish this Microphone was a penis beause you're cute and I Swallow
  • Crouching woman, hidden cucumber W
  • hat do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?...Quarter pounder with Cheese 
  • I'll Twitter your Yahoo if I can Google on your Facebook
  • Francis Ford pope-alah
  • Sweatpants boner
  • Yes We VATICAN (We have POPETENTIAL)
  • If I Christopher Tinker don't declare this team the winner, everyone can cockpunch me once 
  • Willy Wanker and the Jerkin Gurkins 
  • Just Like Catholic priests, we prefer our boys young and on their knees 
  • After this who is up for dinner at Long Dong Silvers?
  • Does Barbie come with Ken?..No She comes with Stacie, she fakes it with Ken
  • What's the Difference between Mono and Herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss
  • I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself Shorewood
  • The Pope's been gone for only a week, and we already cured HIV
  • We think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs

St. Francis Brewery
  • If You Choke a Smurf, What Color Will it Turn?
  • Pope Francis Drank My Beer
  • Tea Bagging/Dubbel-Gangers? Yep.
  • Is it a Coincidence that on May 6, 1945, Chuck Norris was Born, and on the Following Day the Nazis Surrendered?
  • Hey Horrible Seeing You. Stay Stupid. Human Penis.
  • Our Brains are Too Fried to Come Up With a Team Name

The Eatery on Farwell
  • I'd rather be watching basketball! But I'm trying to make a good impression!
  • On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?
  • We like our beer like we like our Quizmaster - Pale and Ginger
  • When Shaq broke those backboards he yelled Kazaam!!!
  • March Sadness
  • The way I masturbate, I need 15-20 tissues
  • Team LaQueefah
  • The Team Formerly Known as Prince
  • I thought Dr. Claw was the guy trying to steal Winnie the Pooh's honey..
  • Damn, I Gotta Go to Work Tomorrow

Rusty's
  • Mustache Rides On Tom Selleck's Helicopter
  • Quiz Busters: We'll bust your bracket! 
  • Bowser's hair might be red, but does the carpet match the drapes?
  • There's Only Two Things That Can Happen After Trivia And I Already Ate Steak...
  • In a break from tradition, the Catholic Church has elected a bald, white dude as the new Pope
  • Notre Dames's New Slogan: New Pope, New Uniforms
  • You Must Be Irish Cuz My Penis Is DUBLIN! 
  • Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap
  • Put Your Fat Lips On My Flux Capacitor
  • Ryan Braun's Performance Enhancers

Vino 100
  • You Had Me at Merlot 
  • Too Old For Spring Break
  • You Fucked Up You Trusted Us 
  • Francis The Talking Popes
  • Come Here and See How Good We Look
  • The Who's Your Daddies

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