Best pub trivia names of the month! March 2013!

Red Rock Saloon

My 15 minutes of fame was on Chris Hansen's show...
The internet was cool until Chris Hansen spoiled the party
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my boots off before I jump on a trampoline?
Chris Hansen aint got nothing on Joey Greco
Bromine sounds like a douchebag element
If you're going to quiz us this hard, next time have us bring lube
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
The Spanish In-QUIZ-ition
Get rich or die quizzin
I'm giving up abstinence and sobriety - best lent ever!

Cafe Hollander

Chris Hanson's Hips Don't Lie
I Was Going To Give Knight Rider The Shaft, But Chris Hansen Stopped Me
Got MILFs?
I Wish This Microphone Was A Penis
Takeo Spikes = SHIT, It's Wanda Sykes
For A Free Tour Of Lakefront We'll Show You Our Boobs
I Went To The Galapagos And All I Got Was Crabs From A Tortoise
The Waistcoat I'm Sewing Is Not For You
And The Next Pope Is . . . Jerry Sandusky
What Did You Think Of Pearl Harbor? It Was Awesome! Oh, You Mean The Movie
Maybe You Are Born With A Long John Silver Or Maye It's Maybelline
Jay Cutler's Vagina
May She's Born With It, But She Should Tuck It Back Anyway

Caffrey's Pub

The team next to us is cheating
Two popes one cup, Vatican porn?
Linsey Vonn's New Pole is striped
The only element in my periodic table is vaginamine
Our Argentinian pope has a Brazilian
I fisted my gf on her period, her father caught me red handed
If my sex life was a fruit it would be a Grapefruit without the "G"
Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off
Sharon Stone's Neck Vagina
Oscar Pistorius' NUBS #bladerunner
Snakes and rattlesnakes: two things I don't fuck with
Three cheese omelette

Camp Bar

Lookin' like a fool with your camps on the ground
Pope Francis' Lil Fritas
Lance Armstrong - One ball, that's all!
The Pussyfart Shit Slits
Darth Boo Boo
Incest, a game the whole family can play
I went to camp, pitched a tent, and quizzed
Chess is neither a sport or a leisure
Hoof Arted
Get Rich or Try Dieing
Stop Camping My Style!
Fo’ Shizzicle on my Quizzicle

Two Bucks

Maybe the seizures are why Lil' Wayne says sizzurp that way
My kids went to Afghanistan and all I got was this crappy ransom note
My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
What happens when Tom Cruise walks into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose.
Helen Keller wasn't blind and deaf. She was a product of the Alabama school system.
We Got Good-Ass Parking Spots
Trivia is Less Fun Sober
Maybe She's Born With It...Baby Aids
All I Want For My Birthday is a Big Booty Ho
Even Dennis Rodman make Kim Jong-Un Look Good

Whiskey Bar

We Would Rather Be Stuck By Lightning 7 Times Than Watch Soccer
Unfortunately My NCAA Bracket Has More X's Than Taylor Swift
Texa$
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? - Gag
Girls gone wild and a dude
Mrs. Thatcher's Fannie
Arm like a cannon, hung like a python, mind like a goddam scientist. I am Kenny Powers
I gave up on drinking for the last Pope's lent
I wonder how many alter boys were bussed in for the festivities at the Vatican this weekend?
Sequester? I barely knew her
I hope Cardinal Stritch doesn't give up like the Pope
The Shit Show
ATM-Always Tasty Monkey
There Is No "Team" Wrestling In The Olympics, That's Called An Orgy

McGillycuddy's

USA, The Only Letters I Need
Can You Tell If A Smurf Has BlueBalls?
Good Friday . . . Isn't That The Sequel With Ice Cube?
Foxhunting? Fuck That!
If I Were Struck By Lightning 7 Times, I'd Kill Myself Too!
If Trivia Was Easy, It'd Be Called Your Mom
Want To Go Do Motorhead In The Bathroom?
Are You Sure Seal Isn't Scarface?
Smell My Dick, John!
Don't Move, I'll Get A Towel
I Like My Sex How I Like My Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible
There's A Pot Of Gold At The End Of The Rainbow. By The Way, I Refer To My Penis As "Rainbow"
Michael J. Fox Can Harlem Shake Harder Than This Whole Bar
I Don't Know Who This Guy Named "Rape" Is, But My Girlfriend Keeps Yelling Out His Name During Sex
We're Industry People, We're Stupid . . . We're Supposed To Me Stupid
Scissor City . . . So "Lez" Be Friends

Title Town

There are no winners on the Bachelor
Pope? We don't need no stinkin' pope
It's my fricken birthday, we deserve to win!
Hugo Chavez is Dead (and we don't know how we feel about it)
Batman symbol
Wake me up before Hugo Go
Mad Men and two Ladies

The Hotch Spot

Only 40% of Americans can find Delaware on a Map because who gives a shit about Delaware
Travis Barkers Adams Apple
Veiny Nuggets and Soggy Biscuits
Thats a Fucking Circle
Can you polish a Polish Knob?
I Used to be Fucking Stupid... But We Broke Up
No One Drinks Rail Gin Alone

O'Lydias

Team: Sexual Joke
Protip: 94 Westbound is Fucked!
How was Dallas Jackie O?
Pope Francis told me the second coming of Christ would be glorious but I thought it was just salty.
Catcher's Mitt Romney
Queefer Sutherland
Excuse Me I Apologize for Farting
We take longer than 15 seconds to finish... answering
The sound of 1 billion Catholics Poping Their Pants
Gay Sumo Wrestlers
Pope Francis: White Smoke from the Bong
Sometimes I touch myself inappropriately while reading these
Christopher Reeve and the one trick ponies
E! Series spin-off: Ray-J Kardashi-In Kim
My Harry Potter Has Hog Warts On His Ass
Buy her wine, then liquor

Milwaukee Brat House

I am Legen... wait for it... dary
I didn't know Tony Montana worked at Taco Bell... Say "hola" to my little friend
Easter is my fave holiday... it's all about wood, getting nailed and rising
Bob Barker is dead... he got hit by a BRAND new car!
Snuff-a-luff-a-guess
Cape Fear aka your mom's vagina
I've got a purple dinosaur... in my pants
Queefless in Seattle
The hardest part of quiz is coming up w/ a team name... or shit shit fuck fuck
I hope my boyfriend springs faster than Milwaukee
One millionth the size of the Empire State, Sweson's dick is 2 inches
Hopefully the new Pope from Argentina doesn't like little boy "weina"
Yes, we brought our baby to the bar
Too Fuck to drunk
Deep Fried Cheese Turds
Let's hope the new Pope doesn't like boy dick!!
Sluts, we're back in action
Not all sluts are redheads but all redheads are sluts!
Baby got backspin
Dick pushups are harder than girl pushups
The seQUIZters

Major Goolsby's

Bitches B Ho's
Bark Twice If You're In Milwaukee
My Asshole Is Still Bleeding From Britney Griner's Dick
Master Quiz Baiters
Jam Out With Your Clam Out
Captain Krunch And The Cereal Killers
I Can Feel It Cumming In Her Hair Tonight
The Beer Is Sweeter On The Other Side Of The Bar
Welcome To The Jungle, AKA Blake Griffin's Pubic Hairs

Mulligans Irish Pub

Oops, I did it again...Squirt!
Have you heard the newpropoganda out of North Korea? It's Kim Jung Un-believeable!!!
Magical Greek sloths Riding Purple Unicorns
Endless Love: the Helen Keller/Stevie Wonder Tennis Match
My wife is a famous porn star, but she would be pissed if she found out
I shaved my balls for this
What's Lil' Wayne's favorite pizza place? Lil' Seizures
Breaking News: Kim Jung Uhn's wife just gave birth to Dennis Rodman Jr.; North Korea goes ballistic
Don't cry for me Argentina, Francis did not molest your children
What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaains!
Black Smoke: No Pope, White Smoke: Pope, Pungent Blue Smoke: Snoop Doggy Dogg in the Conclave
There is no "I" in Genius
On a scale of Anne Frank to Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot?
Toe cancer!?! Then why did I have one of my balls removed?
We thought we were on cash cab
We should have bribed the quizmaster
Anne hathaway’s no thief but you should see her snatch

Black Rose Irish Pub

Jeremy Get Your Finger Out Of There!!! Now!!!
Casey Anthony Is Pregnant... Here We Go Again
My Wife Doesnt Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box
The One Eyed Wonder Weasels and their Two Balls
QuizMaster JizzMaster
I Didnt Want Salmon, I said it 5 Times
Oh God oh God Harder Jeremy! That feels so good!!
Someone is wearing too much Perfume
Michael Vick's Dog Walking Service
King Kong aint got shit on us
Lost My Brains Cells @ The Shuffle
The No Pope Society
If I wanted to drink out of plastic cups in a dark booth I'd go to Axel's
My Harry Potter has Hogwartz

Grafton Ale House

Dennis Rodman should stick to cross dressing
69... most of the time
What is this? A center for ants?
I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion
What's a caterpillar afraid of... a doggerpillar
Earth Wind and Misfire

The Highbury

Of course it's South Africa, provinces are for white people
Married Gays Don't Have Sex Either
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Wichita State Shockers Made Us Moist
I knew that 1 Direction poster would come in handy
Just the tip.. Just to see how it feels
What's the difference between eating a peanut butter cup and a dead baby? The baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
If R. Kelly picked his own cartoon car middle name it would be puss
Mila Kunis' Grand Canyon allowed me to drive my Volkswagen up her Anheiser-Busch

Three Lions Pub

Bacon Wrapped Anything
I Wish this Microphone was a penis beause you're cute and I Swallow
Crouching woman, hidden cucumber W
hat do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?...Quarter pounder with Cheese
I'll Twitter your Yahoo if I can Google on your Facebook
Francis Ford pope-alah
Sweatpants boner
Yes We VATICAN (We have POPETENTIAL)
If I Christopher Tinker don't declare this team the winner, everyone can cockpunch me once
Willy Wanker and the Jerkin Gurkins
Just Like Catholic priests, we prefer our boys young and on their knees
After this who is up for dinner at Long Dong Silvers?
Does Barbie come with Ken?..No She comes with Stacie, she fakes it with Ken
What's the Difference between Mono and Herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself Shorewood
The Pope's been gone for only a week, and we already cured HIV
We think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs

St. Francis Brewery

If You Choke a Smurf, What Color Will it Turn?
Pope Francis Drank My Beer
Tea Bagging/Dubbel-Gangers? Yep.
Is it a Coincidence that on May 6, 1945, Chuck Norris was Born, and on the Following Day the Nazis Surrendered?
Hey Horrible Seeing You. Stay Stupid. Human Penis.
Our Brains are Too Fried to Come Up With a Team Name

The Eatery on Farwell

I'd rather be watching basketball! But I'm trying to make a good impression!
On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?
We like our beer like we like our Quizmaster - Pale and Ginger
When Shaq broke those backboards he yelled Kazaam!!!
March Sadness
The way I masturbate, I need 15-20 tissues
Team LaQueefah
The Team Formerly Known as Prince
I thought Dr. Claw was the guy trying to steal Winnie the Pooh's honey..
Damn, I Gotta Go to Work Tomorrow

Rusty's

Mustache Rides On Tom Selleck's Helicopter
Quiz Busters: We'll bust your bracket!
Bowser's hair might be red, but does the carpet match the drapes?
There's Only Two Things That Can Happen After Trivia And I Already Ate Steak...
In a break from tradition, the Catholic Church has elected a bald, white dude as the new Pope
Notre Dames's New Slogan: New Pope, New Uniforms
You Must Be Irish Cuz My Penis Is DUBLIN!
Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap
Put Your Fat Lips On My Flux Capacitor
Ryan Braun's Performance Enhancers