Red Rock Saloon
- Dean Cain, more like dream cain. YUMMM
- Paula Dean's Klan Chowder
- QTπ
- The lesser known members of the Black Eyed Peas are actually: random dancing Asian and Black Guy who isn't Will.i.am.
- * INSERT AWFUL TEAM NAME HERE *
- Our chances were shot when we got the Aurora question wrong
- Mark Spitz but I swallow
- It's my birthday and I'll quiz if I want to
- Win or loose we still booze
Cafe Hollander
- My Couch Pulls Out, My Boyfriend Doesn't
- Adam Sandler's Foreskin
- Bipolar Vagina
- Hershey Squirts
- Chris Hansen Is A Cock-Block
- Fuckin' Madonna
- Sesame Street Underwear Turns Me On
- Down With King James!
Caffrey's Pub
- Condoms and rattlesnakes, two things I don't fuck with
- Captain pussycrushers and the angry beavers
- A drinking team with a trivia problem
- Blumpkin Patch Kids
- We're not 21....we're 24
- I met my team on ChristianMingle.com
- Sweater Vest warriors
- Rumpleforskin
- Wet Pink Couches
Camp Bar
- Flyin' Han Solo
- The Happy Campers (I'm pitching a tent)
- Trivarial Disease
- Smegma Juice
- Win or lose, we're better than the Brewers
- Nudity is a household fixture
- Can Blame Our Score on the Fact That There Are Shot Stains On Our Quiz Sheet
Two Bucks
- White House Down...my schlong
- When the Red Sea Flows, Take the Dirt Path
- Ask the NSA for Our Name
- Your Mom Went to College
- My Couch Pulls Out, but Jack the Ripper Doesn't
- When They're Dead, They're Just Hookers!
- Sure I'm just one guy, but I still have two hands!
- "That Bartender is Hot" AKA "I Beat Herpes"
- All I Wanna Do is Boom Boom Boom in Your Room Room
- The Lannisters Send Their Regards
- I Kissed a Bro and I Liked It
- Now the NSA has my browser history on bomb designs and porn
- We never win, but at least there's always money in the banana stand
- I was this trivia guy wasn't here so I could hear the game
Antonio's Sports Bar
- Keep Calm and Quiz On
- Too Legit to Quiz... In My Pants
- Nobody At This Table is Hungover
Whiskey Bar
- So Does That Make Kim Kardashian's Vagina the Northwest Passage?
- The Difference Between Hungry and Horny Is Where You Put The Cucumber
- Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling
- What Did Kanye Say In the Delivery Room? Yo Kim, I'ma Let You Finish, But Beyonce Had One of the Best Babies of All Time.
- Hitler Commited Suicide As Soon As He Saw His Gas Bill
- Where Is Miss Utah When You Need Her?
- In 120 Minutes, ESPN Mentioned Tim Tevow 137 Times. Assume the "Tebow" position!
- If You Asked To Change Positions, It's No Longer Considered Rape
- Lance Armstrong's Other Testicle Was Used In My Gender Reassignment Surgery.
- When Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder Run For President in 2016, The US Will Be Under Control of "Weiner Holder"
- Tell Braun To Get Back On The Juice
- So Did Michael Douglas Get Throat Cancer Practicing For His Roll As Liberace?
McGillycuddy's
- Harry Potter and the order of the penis
- Betty White, I fucking need you tonight
- Channing all over my Tatum
- Spitters are quitters
- Call Me When You Have 6 Rings LeBron
- Women Are Like Condoms, They Spend Too Much Time In Your Wallet And Not Enough Time On Your Dick
- If Clinton Were Still President We Would Be Tapping Ass and Phones
- What's The Difference Between Cowboy Hats And Tampons? Cowboy Hats Are For Assholes
- Thank God Blow Jobs Don't Cause Throat Cancer
- What's The Difference Between 3 Dicks & A Joke? Your Mom Can't Take A Joke!
- I Bet Conrad Murray Could Get More Likes Than Michael Jackson
Fox River House
- I keep setting my DVR to record the Biggest Loser, but it keeps on recording the Bruins games instead
- It's hot in Wisconsin but it Snow-den in Russia!
- Trivia: It's not just for rapists anymore
- Knock, knock. Who's there? It's me, Bill, the registered sex offender.
- Ogopogo Codpieces plus a girl
- Man-Chest-Hair United
- Tables are for Pussies
- These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty
- Frequent Drinkers, First Time Thinkers
- We Gave Michael Douglas Throat Cancer
The Hotch Spot
- So if you Think my Hair is long, you should see my Black Bushy Wirey Pubes
- 4 Racks, 1 Sack
- Amanda masturbates to pictures of Vince Vaughn that she googles
- Thirty Thousand Thirsty Thieves Thinking about Three Free Beers
- We're Watching You..
- Three Thick Thumb Thimbles
- Bend Over and Show Me That Balloon Knot
Aviator Sports Bar
- Quizsane in the MembraneT
- he Fuzzy Tacos
- Mr. International Falls
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Tears in Heaven??? More like Dick Trickle in heaven
- Kim and Kanye's Anti-Khrist
- Stephen Hawking talks dirty to me
- 3 Girls, 15 Cups
New Berlin Ale House
- Your Mom Goes Down Faster Than A Boston Bruins Defense
- Lion, Bitch, Wardrobes
- You Got A Hummer From The Tranny, Didn't You?!?
- Last Week We Were Outsiders, This Week We're Inside Her
- Whacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Woo!
- I've Been Tapped More By The NSA Than A Dirty Hooker
- Shit Show Schmelings
- What's A Pentathlon?
- Bea Arthur Naked, Google It!
- Yes, There Were Horses, A Man On Fire And I Killed A Guy With A Trident!
O'Lydias
- I'm ashamed to say, Steve Buschemi hit it first
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Summerfest. Summerfest who? Who needs Summerfest when you have Quizmaster Trivia
- Hernandez done it!
- Brett Favre's Purple Helmet
- White House Down? If I Wanted To Be Disappointed For Three Hours I'd Just Watch A Brewer Game
- White House Down: The Life and Slimes Of Monica Lewinsky
- Obama's Big Black Caucus
- White House Down? More Like Magic Mike And Ray Charles Blow Up Pennsylvania Avenue
- A' Cunta' Matata
- Whitehouse Deezzz Nutzzz
- Sarah Palin's vagina leaks more than Eric Snowden
- Iguana hold your hand
- For what it's worth, we've got the girth
- Since you forgot to back-up your files, the NSA did it for you
- The Dixie, Normus
- I Fucking Told You Dickhole
- Michael Douglas' Fatal Attraction must be hard to swallow
- So we did steroids but at least we don't have herpes...
- Ryan Braun's Shrinking Testicles
- Masturbation is 1% inspiration, 99% persperation
Milwaukee Brat House
- Now that the supreme court has ruled our love constitutional, will you now marry me Ryan Wickens?
- Where the fuck is Alice?
- Soccer is the worst sport ever
- Magic Mike vs the Full Monty - American for the win once again
- "Congrats Rob Gronkowski, New England's tight end citizen of the year recipient"
- Lara Croft's Djibouti Hump Day . . . . You Know What We're Doing Tonight
- Cumdumpster.org/asm
- Ryan Braun Must Have Kissed Michael Douglas!
- Bag Of Dicks
- Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
- Straight Out Of Wiscompton
Major Goolsby's
- The Human Torch Was Denied A Bank Loan
- I Ain't A Playa I Just Quiz A Lot
- Great Odin's Raven!!!
- Sandusky's Tickle Monsters
- Snowden's Bois
- Quizmaster Dan: The New American Psycho
- Milk Was A Bad Choice
- Michael Dick, Jay Cuntler, And Ben Rapelisburger
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Touchin' Dijibouti
- Two Girls One Quiz
- The only thing harder than these questions is at home, and I am out of batteries
- This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
- I wanna Channing all over your Tatum
Black Rose Irish Pub
- Not Your Cup of Tea Bagging
- I Was Rooting for BlackHawk Down
- Show Me Your Tits - Because its the Cup
- One Direction fan club
- The 8 nipples of Harry Styles
- North Korean Olympic Trivia team
- I need to use the loo
- The Trampoline Used to be Called a Jumpoline, until your Mum jumped on one Back in the 80's.
Grafton Ale House
- What uniform will Aaron Hernandez be wearing in this year's league...Stripes or Solids?
- Channing Tatum is Fat!
- My Weapon also has fuel storage of 5 Gallons and a firing range of 15 meters
- Jay Cutler is the 4 time winner of the "looks like a moron on camera" award.
- One man's useless knowledge is a career for Ryan
- Pretty sure the ten letter word was PowerQWERTY
- Mel Gibson should have asked Ray Allen to play Jesus
- The droids they were looking for
- 3 Girls, No Cups
- Remember Kids, The 25th Leading Cause Of Throat Cancer Is Cunnilingus
- Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Go To The Bathroom? Because The P Is Silent.
- The Quiz Just Gobbeldy Gooked All Over Our Face
- How much Duran Duran do you really want to hear in your lifetime?
- Santa Fe - German for a Barracudda's Nut Sack
- Ground control to Ryan Braun... take your hormone pills and put your helmet on...
- Looks like Braun isn't the only Ryan on steroids
- Our score smells like a turd covered in burnt hair
The Highbury
- Paula Dean and Arron Hernandez sitting in a tree, who gets racial slurred and murdered next
- Like A White House Intern, The Stock Market Went Down Today!
- Drinking Crunk Juice w/ Ryan Braun Tonight!
Three Lions Pub
- See I Told You Tony Soprano died at the end!
- I'm just a squirrel trying to find some nuts so move your butts
- Wisconsin accents are sexier than British accents - Don'tcha Know!?
- You bet Djibouti we're breaking young girls hearts
- I like my Brownies hot in the center and full of nuts
- I've been tapped more time the usa than a dirty hooker
- The Floors so wet! Is it raining or did Tink Just walk in?
- The English translation of douchebag is Ryan Braun
- Not trivially astute, but we go a lot
- Fuck the fucking fucktards!
- Crouching woman, hidden cucumber
- TTOM - That time of the month
St. Francis Brewery
- Aaron Hernandez - Going to Jail as a Tight End, Coming Out as a Wide Receiver
- Laughter and Alcohol are the Best Medicine
- Fake or Real? Next Time Show Us Some Boobs and We Might Get it Right!
- When Life Hands You a Lemon, Add Vodka
- Blame Canada
- Do They Sell Midget Food at Petco?
- At Least We Still Heave Our Dignity...Wait Where's Our Pants?
The Eatery on Farwell
- Tony Soprano died and Justin Bieber lives - Why, God, Why!?
- Casey Anthony has some junk in her trunk
- I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer
- Hey Ryan, is that your syringe or are you just happy to see me?
- The Cheatery
- I Love Lamp
- Trivia Make My Pussy Mushi-Mushi
Vino 100
- My Couch Pulled Out. My Boyfriend Didn't.
- I'll MmBop Your Mother
- On A Scale From Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky How Much Do You Love Your Kids
- Hi I Am Here For The Gangbang. Also, Our Team Name Is My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't
