Red Rock Saloon
  • Dean Cain, more like dream cain. YUMMM
  • Paula Dean's Klan Chowder
  • QTπ
  • The lesser known members of the Black Eyed Peas are actually: random dancing Asian and Black Guy who isn't Will.i.am.
  • * INSERT AWFUL TEAM NAME HERE *
  • Our chances were shot when we got the Aurora question wrong
  • Mark Spitz but I swallow
  • It's my birthday and I'll quiz if I want to
  • Win or loose we still booze 

Cafe Hollander
  • My Couch Pulls Out, My Boyfriend Doesn't 
  • Adam Sandler's Foreskin
  • Bipolar Vagina 
  • Hershey Squirts 
  • Chris Hansen Is A Cock-Block
  • Fuckin' Madonna 
  • Sesame Street Underwear Turns Me On
  • Down With King James! 

Caffrey's Pub
  • Condoms and rattlesnakes, two things I don't fuck with
  • Captain pussycrushers and the angry beavers
  • A drinking team with a trivia problem 
  • Blumpkin Patch Kids
  • We're not 21....we're 24 
  • I met my team on ChristianMingle.com
  • Sweater Vest warriors
  • Rumpleforskin
  • Wet Pink Couches

Camp Bar
  • Flyin' Han Solo
  • The Happy Campers (I'm pitching a tent)
  • Trivarial Disease
  • Smegma Juice
  • Win or lose, we're better than the Brewers
  • Nudity is a household fixture 
  • Can Blame Our Score on the Fact That There Are Shot Stains On Our Quiz Sheet

Two Bucks
  • White House Down...my schlong
  • When the Red Sea Flows, Take the Dirt Path
  • Ask the NSA for Our Name
  • Your Mom Went to College
  • My Couch Pulls Out, but Jack the Ripper Doesn't 
  • When They're Dead, They're Just Hookers! 
  • Sure I'm just one guy, but I still have two hands!
  • "That Bartender is Hot" AKA "I Beat Herpes"
  • All I Wanna Do is Boom Boom Boom in Your Room Room
  • The Lannisters Send Their Regards
  • I Kissed a Bro and I Liked It
  • Now the NSA has my browser history on bomb designs and porn
  • We never win, but at least there's always money in the banana stand 
  • I was this trivia guy wasn't here so I could hear the game

Antonio's Sports Bar
  • Keep Calm and Quiz On
  • Too Legit to Quiz... In My Pants
  • Nobody At This Table is Hungover

Whiskey Bar
  • So Does That Make Kim Kardashian's Vagina the Northwest Passage?
  • The Difference Between Hungry and Horny Is Where You Put The Cucumber
  • Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling
  • What Did Kanye Say In the Delivery Room? Yo Kim, I'ma Let You Finish, But Beyonce Had One of the Best Babies of All Time.
  • Hitler Commited Suicide As Soon As He Saw His Gas Bill
  • Where Is Miss Utah When You Need Her? 
  • In 120 Minutes, ESPN Mentioned Tim Tevow 137 Times. Assume the "Tebow" position!
  • If You Asked To Change Positions, It's No Longer Considered Rape
  • Lance Armstrong's Other Testicle Was Used In My Gender Reassignment Surgery.
  • When Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder Run For President in 2016, The US Will Be Under Control of "Weiner Holder"
  • Tell Braun To Get Back On The Juice
  • So Did Michael Douglas Get Throat Cancer Practicing For His Roll As Liberace? 

McGillycuddy's
  • Harry Potter and the order of the penis
  • Betty White, I fucking need you tonight
  • Channing all over my Tatum
  • Spitters are quitters 
  • Call Me When You Have 6 Rings LeBron
  • Women Are Like Condoms, They Spend Too Much Time In Your Wallet And Not Enough Time On Your Dick 
  • If Clinton Were Still President We Would Be Tapping Ass and Phones
  • What's The Difference Between Cowboy Hats And Tampons? Cowboy Hats Are For Assholes
  • Thank God Blow Jobs Don't Cause Throat Cancer
  • What's The Difference Between 3 Dicks & A Joke? Your Mom Can't Take A Joke!
  • I Bet Conrad Murray Could Get More Likes Than Michael Jackson

Fox River House
  • I keep setting my DVR to record the Biggest Loser, but it keeps on recording the Bruins games instead 
  • It's hot in Wisconsin but it Snow-den in Russia!
  • Trivia: It's not just for rapists anymore 
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? It's me, Bill, the registered sex offender.
  • Ogopogo Codpieces plus a girl
  • Man-Chest-Hair United
  • Tables are for Pussies
  • These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty
  • Frequent Drinkers, First Time Thinkers 
  • We Gave Michael Douglas Throat Cancer

The Hotch Spot
  • So if you Think my Hair is long, you should see my Black Bushy Wirey Pubes
  • 4 Racks, 1 Sack 
  • Amanda masturbates to pictures of Vince Vaughn that she googles 
  • Thirty Thousand Thirsty Thieves Thinking about Three Free Beers
  • We're Watching You..
  • Three Thick Thumb Thimbles
  • Bend Over and Show Me That Balloon Knot

Aviator Sports Bar
  • Quizsane in the MembraneT
  • he Fuzzy Tacos
  • Mr. International Falls

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Tears in Heaven??? More like Dick Trickle in heaven 
  • Kim and Kanye's Anti-Khrist
  • Stephen Hawking talks dirty to me 
  • 3 Girls, 15 Cups

New Berlin Ale House
  • Your Mom Goes Down Faster Than A Boston Bruins Defense
  • Lion, Bitch, Wardrobes
  • You Got A Hummer From The Tranny, Didn't You?!?
  • Last Week We Were Outsiders, This Week We're Inside Her
  • Whacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Woo!
  • I've Been Tapped More By The NSA Than A Dirty Hooker
  • Shit Show Schmelings
  • What's A Pentathlon?
  • Bea Arthur Naked, Google It! 
  • Yes, There Were Horses, A Man On Fire And I Killed A Guy With A Trident!

O'Lydias
  • I'm ashamed to say, Steve Buschemi hit it first 
  • Knock Knock! Who's there? Summerfest. Summerfest who? Who needs Summerfest when you have Quizmaster Trivia 
  • Hernandez done it!
  • Brett Favre's Purple Helmet
  • White House Down? If I Wanted To Be Disappointed For Three Hours I'd Just Watch A Brewer Game
  • White House Down: The Life and Slimes Of Monica Lewinsky 
  • Obama's Big Black Caucus 
  • White House Down? More Like Magic Mike And Ray Charles Blow Up Pennsylvania Avenue 
  • A' Cunta' Matata
  • Whitehouse Deezzz Nutzzz
  • Sarah Palin's vagina leaks more than Eric Snowden
  • Iguana hold your hand
  • For what it's worth, we've got the girth
  • Since you forgot to back-up your files, the NSA did it for you
  • The Dixie, Normus
  • I Fucking Told You Dickhole 
  • Michael Douglas' Fatal Attraction must be hard to swallow
  • So we did steroids but at least we don't have herpes...
  • Ryan Braun's Shrinking Testicles 
  • Masturbation is 1% inspiration, 99% persperation

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Now that the supreme court has ruled our love constitutional, will you now marry me Ryan Wickens?
  • Where the fuck is Alice?
  • Soccer is the worst sport ever
  • Magic Mike vs the Full Monty - American for the win once again 
  • "Congrats Rob Gronkowski, New England's tight end citizen of the year recipient"
  • Lara Croft's Djibouti Hump Day . . . . You Know What We're Doing Tonight
  • Cumdumpster.org/asm
  • Ryan Braun Must Have Kissed Michael Douglas!
  • Bag Of Dicks 
  • Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
  • Straight Out Of Wiscompton

Major Goolsby's
  • The Human Torch Was Denied A Bank Loan 
  • I Ain't A Playa I Just Quiz A Lot
  • Great Odin's Raven!!!
  • Sandusky's Tickle Monsters 
  • Snowden's Bois
  • Quizmaster Dan: The New American Psycho 
  • Milk Was A Bad Choice
  • Michael Dick, Jay Cuntler, And Ben Rapelisburger

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Touchin' Dijibouti
  • Two Girls One Quiz
  • The only thing harder than these questions is at home, and I am out of batteries
  • This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
  • I wanna Channing all over your Tatum

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Not Your Cup of Tea Bagging
  • I Was Rooting for BlackHawk Down
  • Show Me Your Tits - Because its the Cup
  • One Direction fan club
  • The 8 nipples of Harry Styles
  • North Korean Olympic Trivia team 
  • I need to use the loo 
  • The Trampoline Used to be Called a Jumpoline, until your Mum jumped on one Back in the 80's.


Grafton Ale House
  • What uniform will Aaron Hernandez be wearing in this year's league...Stripes or Solids? 
  • Channing Tatum is Fat!
  • My Weapon also has fuel storage of 5 Gallons and a firing range of 15 meters
  • Jay Cutler is the 4 time winner of the "looks like a moron on camera" award.
  • One man's useless knowledge is a career for Ryan
  • Pretty sure the ten letter word was PowerQWERTY
  • Mel Gibson should have asked Ray Allen to play Jesus
  • The droids they were looking for
  • 3 Girls, No Cups
  • Remember Kids, The 25th Leading Cause Of Throat Cancer Is Cunnilingus
  • Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Go To The Bathroom? Because The P Is Silent. 
  • The Quiz Just Gobbeldy Gooked All Over Our Face 
  • How much Duran Duran do you really want to hear in your lifetime? 
  • Santa Fe - German for a Barracudda's Nut Sack 
  • Ground control to Ryan Braun... take your hormone pills and put your helmet on...
  • Looks like Braun isn't the only Ryan on steroids
  • Our score smells like a turd covered in burnt hair

The Highbury
  • Paula Dean and Arron Hernandez sitting in a tree, who gets racial slurred and murdered next
  • Like A White House Intern, The Stock Market Went Down Today!
  • Drinking Crunk Juice w/ Ryan Braun Tonight! 

Three Lions Pub
  • See I Told You Tony Soprano died at the end! 
  • I'm just a squirrel trying to find some nuts so move your butts
  • Wisconsin accents are sexier than British accents - Don'tcha Know!?
  • You bet Djibouti we're breaking young girls hearts
  • I like my Brownies hot in the center and full of nuts
  • I've been tapped more time the usa than a dirty hooker 
  • The Floors so wet! Is it raining or did Tink Just walk in?
  • The English translation of douchebag is Ryan Braun
  • Not trivially astute, but we go a lot
  • Fuck the fucking fucktards!
  • Crouching woman, hidden cucumber
  • TTOM - That time of the month

St. Francis Brewery
  • Aaron Hernandez - Going to Jail as a Tight End, Coming Out as a Wide Receiver 
  • Laughter and Alcohol are the Best Medicine 
  • Fake or Real? Next Time Show Us Some Boobs and We Might Get it Right!
  • When Life Hands You a Lemon, Add Vodka
  • Blame Canada
  • Do They Sell Midget Food at Petco?
  • At Least We Still Heave Our Dignity...Wait Where's Our Pants?

The Eatery on Farwell
  • Tony Soprano died and Justin Bieber lives - Why, God, Why!?
  • Casey Anthony has some junk in her trunk
  • I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer 
  • Hey Ryan, is that your syringe or are you just happy to see me?
  • The Cheatery
  • I Love Lamp
  • Trivia Make My Pussy Mushi-Mushi

Vino 100
  • My Couch Pulled Out. My Boyfriend Didn't.
  • I'll MmBop Your Mother
  • On A Scale From Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky How Much Do You Love Your Kids
  • Hi I Am Here For The Gangbang. Also, Our Team Name Is My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't

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