Red Rock Saloon
- Passion of the Quizmaster
- Ryan Braun called me an anti-semitic Cubs fan
- If cheating is Braun I don't want to be right
- Milfwaukee Screwers
- When I say I love One Direction, I mean I fucking LOVE One Direction
- Forever Blowing bubbles.... and dicks!
- If you can't stand the heat, stay out of my vagina
- It's like punching a baby, sure its fun but after the 10th time what's the point
- OMG!! I had no idea that Andy from the office was in Mumford and Sons
- You can't spell "Nukes" without UK!
Cafe Hollander
- Breaking News: Miley Cyrus Pregnant With Foam Finger Babies
- Obi Wana Cum Blow Me
- Aaron Hernandez's Killer Off Season Damnit!
- I Should Have Read The Sign For Fish Fry and A Flick More Closely Before Shaving My Legs
- Wait, Wasn't Kelly Slater On Saved By The Bell??
- Alabama Thunderpussy . . . Your Mom's Nickname In High School!
- Sit On My Facebook
- What's The Difference Between Peanut Butter And Jam? I Can't Peanut Butter By Dick In Your Ass
- Ariel Castro's Fun-House!
- Sneaky Stanky Snakey Underpants Dance
- Anthony Weiner's Couch Pulls Out But He Doesn't
- America - Where Our Weiners and A-Rods Refuse To Pull Out
Caffrey's Pub
- Dhiskey Wicks
- State Fair Diabetics
- What is the difference between A Rod, Braun and Cory Montheith? If you play baseball you live.
- Mayors of titty city
- Blow jobs are better than no jobs
- Typical Day in Russia...Snow'd in
- Miley's next haircut
- Riley coopers racial sensitivity training
Camp Bar
- Did you see Miley Cyrus humping Beetlejuice on the VMA's last night? It was scary!
- Billy Ray's Achy Breaky suicide note
- World's tallest midgets
- This is my first time and it didn't hurt
- White Gurl Wasted
- I'm Clay Aiken to win
- The Pearl Neckties
- Twats what you said? I cunt hear you!
- You can touch it if you want. Can I?
- I find this difficult to masterbate to
- Stop 'Camping' my style bro
- My couch pulls out, Milwaukee doesn't
Two Bucks
- Obi-Wan Kanblowme
- A Scrub is a Guy Who Thinks He's Fly
- 4 Titts and a Dick
- At least the new Batman isn't James Franco
- Two Black Guys
- My Balls Got Kicked By The Hooker
- Don't Drink and Drive...smoke and fly!
- I Live in a Gangsta's Paradise...Oh, wait...it's just Milwaukee
- We Are The Ones Who Knock
- Gryffindor in the Streets, Slytherin in the SheetsVaginal Queens Love Pussy
Whiskey Bar
- I Thought Mobi Dick Was An iPhone App
- Since We Know Miley Cyrus Is A Slut, Is It Safe To Assume She Blew Moby's Dick?
- If I Was That Ugly, I'd Shave My Ass and Walk Backwards
- On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Old Was Michael Jackson's Boyfriend?
- She Was Working For the Tips Because No One Was Willing To Put It All In
- If George Zimmerman Can Get His Gun Back, Casey Anthony Should Get Her Baby Back
- Why Use A Box When You Can Use A Sock
- I'll Take "The Rapist" For 800 Trebek. That's "therapist" Mr. Connery.
- The Prostitute Realized She Was Raped When The Check Bounced
- Typical Day In Russia, Snow'd In
McGillycuddy's
- Camo Condoms: Can't See Them Coming Through The Bush
- Get Your Seamen Off My Poopdeck
- I Am Who I Am Because Of The Porn I Watched Growing Up
- I'm A Genie In A Butthole
- How Many Women Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None! They Sit In The Dark And Bitch About it!
- Brown Eyed Girls Love Rim Jobs
- If Guys Have Morning Wood . . . Do Girls Have Morning Dew?
- Feel The Rythem, Feel The Rhyme, Get On Up . . . Go Fuck Yourself
- Toothbrushes Aren't The Only Thing Dentists Like Around Their Mouth
Panther Pub
- Patio People
- "Old Farts" Team
Fox River House
- Watching Miley Cirus was more awkward than that time I had a boner in the Disney World pool
- Billy Ray’s daughter gave me an Achey Breaky Heart-on
- I’m deathly afraid of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
The Hotch Spot
- #11 Made me Realize that when I was a Sophomore in College, My Girlfriend was 7 Years Old
- Stop The Bus, Let my Brother Jack Off
- Daddy's Third Leg has One Eye
- I Cant read the Name, Probably because I'm too drunk to keep this Fake Accent Going
- More Legs Than Christopher Reeves
- All Im Asking You To Do is Drop Trou and Squeeze Out A Cleveland Steamer On My Chest
- Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap
- Kumquats
- Silent but Deadly
Jack's American Pub
- Miley's Virus
- Why did the scarecrow win a gold medal? He was outstanding in his field
- One, two, three, foreskin
- Necrophilia: A victimless crime or I didn't realize the lead singer of eagle eye cherry was black.
- This Quizmaster Trivia Kicked Our Djibouti.
- Thanks For Shagging My Daughter.
Titletown Brewing Co.
- They found Jimmy Hoffa…in my pants
- No mean yes, yes means anal
- Aaron Hernandez, no longer a "tight end"
- Paula Dean's White Staff
- How long is your Javelin?
New Berlin Ale House
- Jake The Snake And The Slinger Sluts
- If You Say One More Word Alpaca Your Ass
- We Are Jessica Fletch Sweet Sexy Quiznasty
- We Suck At Coming Up With Team Names So This Is It
- D'Armenians Unchained: The D Is Silent
- It Rhymes With Socks, Rocks, Looks Like It Has Chicken Pox And I Can Put It In Your Box
- I Got A Dump On Deck That Could Choke A Donkey
Brass Monkey
- Twerking is Now in the Dictionary
- Oh Shit, What's Our Team Name!
- Win or Lose We're Here to Booze
- It Might Be Small, But it Fits Them All
- GizzMasters
O'Lydias
- Walter White's Meth Heads
- Wait, Randy Jackson is not a member of the Jackson 5!?!
- Aaron Rodgers no habla español. Thanks Time Warner!
- I ate so many mozz sticks I'm shitting Cream City Brick
- You Still Can't Motorboat Personality
Milwaukee Brat House
- Even Miley Cyrus couldn't get Robin Thick
- Get your ass off the stage your little twerk
- The Real British Invasion was in 1776, we kicked ass. 'Merica!
- We Should Have Paid More Attention in College
- Of course I love Phil Collins - I have two ears and a heart, don't I?
- Ryan Braun's Free Beer
Major Goolsby's
- Fighting, Screwing, And Reading The News
- We Came For The Hot Sauce And Stayed For The Quiz
- Tits McGee Is On Vacation
Mulligans Irish Pub
- UPS Goes Down, 2 Soon?
- Daisy Dukes and Leather Boots
- Last Year Your Mother Won The Gobbler Trophy
Black Rose Irish Pub
- I don't Do Coke, I just like the way it smells
- Wrecked em, Damn Near Killed em
- Its all Shits and Giggles until Someones Giggles and Shits
- Hey, We Still Need a Team Name, Fuck!!
- Not Your Cup of Tea Bagging
- When I Think About you, I Quiz Myself
- Its Blakes Birthday. But Buying Hookers is Illegal. What do I Do?
- I wish this Microphone was my Own Penis
Playoffs Pub
- The Walking, Talking Stephen Hawkings
- A Sucker is Born Every Minute, But A Swallower Comes Once In a Lifetime
- Our Brains Are Up Here
The Highbury
- Bacon, Lettuce, and "Fuck You" Sandwiches sound delicious!
- The cream was medically necessary, the lozenge was just necessary
- Know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay.
- What's the difference between the Quizmaster and a rooster? A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do", the Quizmaster says, "Any cock will do"
- Dildo Baggins: An unexpected journey
St. Francis Brewery
- The Syria of Trivia Teams
- Ryan Braun Should Get a Taylor Swift Kick in the Butt
- Fact or Fake? A Baby Brings You Good Luck at Trivia
- Kevin Ware Takes Better Snaps Than Aaron Rodgers
- The Only Thing That's Harder Than These Question Is At Home and I'm Out of Batteries!
The Eatery on Farwell
- I Have a Wet Dream
- Johnny Football's Fake Autograph
- Me, Quizmaster Cody, must confess that my thick hard cock be hurting for a squirtin'...bad
- I'll bring the Wrath down upon your pet Sloth, you Gluttonous piece of shit!
- There's Always Money in the Banana Stand!
- My Girlfriend Has a Thick Crimson Tide Once a Month
Vino 100
- It's My 25th Birthday. Where my Birthday Sex At?!
- Is This The Real Hitler? Or Is This Just Rush Limbaugh?
- My License Plate Says "U-Da-Ho!"
- Condoms and Rattlesnakes 2 Things I Don't Fuck With.
