Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Ever Notice the Adams Family are all Hipsters?
  • Warning Ladies: My Couch Pulls out but I dont
  • You got to risk it to get the Biscuit 
  • Little Shop of Whores
  • Jesus was Black
  • Google cake farts. we like them most! 
  • It's a boy dance party....so shake that sack!!
  • Blow Jay Simpson
  • Tom Clancy Died During a Rainbow Kiss
  • The Official Aaron Carter Fan Club 
  • No, I'm here for the Booty Scratching Contest Keep Up!

Brass Monkey
  • I Wish I were a Hermaphrodite, oh the fun I'd Have
  • I don't Need Sex, The Government Fucks Me Enough
  • Two in the Stink, a Fist in the Pink
  • Alcoholism is the Real Winner
  • Scott Walker Wears Skinny Jeans
  • One - Eyed, One - Horned Flying Purple Fetus Eaters
  • Does Anyone Remember Who Won the Boston Marathon?

Cafe Hollander
  • The Dumbfucks 
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 
  • Osama Bin Laden Should Have Chewed It Over with a Snickers 
  • SofaKing Amazing
  • Robin Thicke, Dog Dick
  • Cushion For The Pushin 
  • What's The Difference Between Acne and Michael Jackson? Acne Waits Until You're 13 To Come On Your Face 
  • Quiz On My Face and Tell Me You Love Me
  • She Googles My Yahoo WIth Her Facebook
  • Mickey and Minnie's Wet and Wild Adventure
  • Pleasure Island Isn't A Waterpark, But You'll Still Get Wet
  • They're Real And They're Spooktacular 
  • Things You Can Say To Your Dog, Not Your Woman 
  • Two Midgets Shitting In A Bucket

Caffrey's Pub
  • Team Bareback Mountain
  • My Grandma doesnt wrestle, But you Should see her Box
  • Miley's saggy butt cheeks
  • Here to drink, not think
  • I hate history and people who like it....sluts

Camp Bar
  • I got your panty dropping ride right here
  • I love lamp
  • Government Slutdown

Club Garibaldi
  • Weather report calls for a severe threat of Vag-nado's!
  • Actually, there's a Ferret in my trousers and I'm happy to see you.
  • I think therefore, I shit
  • I hear Myley Cyrus might be pregnant.. Billy Ray's in a lot of trouble.
  • Don't threaten me with a GOOD TIME!
  • This Knife is Itchy
  • What's stiff, 18 inches long, and makes women cry out in the night? SIDS... 
  • More like Eleanor BRO-sevelt
  • Philip Seymore Butts

Eatery on Farwell
  • Obamacare's website might shut down, but porn never does
  • Beatery My Meatery at the Eatery 
  • He Shoots, She Swallows 
  • 4 Guys, 1 Cup
  • The Government is OPEN! Like Your Mom
  • Up Shit Creek w/o a Turd For a Paddle
  • My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile, I Told Her That's a Really Big Word For a Five-Year-Old.
  • Zero Dark Thursday: Operation Buttstuff
  • A Flock of Steven Seagulls
  • U.S. Government: Closed Longer Than Miley Cyrus' Legs
  • It's hard to come up with something witty when you're this pretty
  • We suck more than Monica Lewinsky during the last Gov't shutdown
  • I Swear It's Only Been in my Butt Once
  • Nine Inch Males

Fixture Brewing Company
  • Hallo-WINNING!

Fox River House
  • Is that a weasel in your pants or are you happy to see me? 
  • Gettin’ paid like a Senator
  • Synonyms… cinnamon… so what, I showed up drunk
  • The walking, talking Stephen Hawking
  • We’re only here because the government shutdown didn’t include the DEA

The Hotch Spot
  • The Names Bond - Let me guess... James Bond? - No UniBond, Im here to fill your Crack in
  • No Butt Stuff
  • Why is it that when Miley licks a hammer it's considered "artsy" but when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave Home Depot"

The Highbury
  • What do we and the Saint Louis Cardinals have in common? We will both wake up losers on Friday. 
  • Miley Minaj's Five Fingered Tain't Punch of Death
  • Peanut Butter Jelly Time
  • Jake, from State Farm
  • The Iranian Nuclear Nose Jobs 
  • Obama (page cannot be displayed) Care
  • The Tea Party has a better chance of stopping Obamacare than we have winning this quiz...
  • I'd rather have Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad 
  • You know you're in trouble when Nickelback has a better approval rating than Congress

Jack's American Pub
  • Paterno's Kids I want to be interesting enough for NSA to tap my phone
  • Which way do 5 gay guys walk? One direction 
  • "not safe for Twerk" 
  • Steve Harvey's mustache 
  • What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars!
  • What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip 
  • A guy and a girl on a fact hunt
  • 3 jerks and a squirt

Loaded Slate
  • Sandusky's Daddy Daycare
  • IT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOT'S DICK!! 
  • Messier than a coat hanger abortion
  • Whose Dick Is This
  • The Fear Boners

Major Goolsby's
  • My Apartment Smells Of Rich Mahogany 
  • Robin Yount's Mustache

McGillycuddy's
  • What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
  • No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer
  • My Wife Thinks I'm Going Jogging 
  • LeBron, You're Still A Bag Of Dicks
  • Can We Send LeBron to San Pedro Sula And Hope For The Best?
  • Amityville Whore
  • My Ginger Beard Has Seamen In It
  • I Lost My Virginity To A Retarded Chick. I Wanted My First Time To Be Special
  • Your Booty's So Fat, Uranus Is Always The Closest
  • Tears Make The Best Lube . . . Which Is WHy I'm A Tearjerker 
  • Hilary Clinton's Ball Sack
  • What Do The Blackhawks And The Titanic Have In Common? They Both Look Good Until They Hit The Ice! 
  • Much Like My Penis At The End Of Lincoln, This Quiz Was Harder Than I Expected 
  • Jamie Lee Curtis' Tiny Penis
  • ITPHR = Inside The Pants Home Run! 
  • Smile If You Farted
  • The Government Can't Shut Down My Butthole

Miller Time Pub 
  • Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out 
  • I “Nemo” Beer 
  • I Came Here For Trivia and All I Got Was This Miller Buzz
  • Stop! Miller Time! 
  • The Immaculate Erection 
  • Mozambique National Fencing Team
  • How Many Guys in the Friend Zone Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? None. They Compliment it and Cry When it Won't Screw.
  • Our Mom is a Hungry, Hungry, Hippo!
  • Roast Queef Sandwich

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Detroit: Killing Me Softly
  • The Bullet in My Chamber is Blank
  • There is a night in my pants, but it's a Thriller!!
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS! 
  • Bathroom Graffiti sure is shitty
  • 80% of my weight is made up of Schlitz 
  • Thick and fast is just the way we like it
  • Broke back bitches
  • Yo Naomi! Make me a sandwich 
  • My Fatboy Slim is a weapon of choice
  • We'd bang William Hung, the Assman 
  • Hung for the holidays - starring Ron Jeremy, in my pants
  • Nicholas Cage Fights
  • Congress should adopt the QUEEL
  • Government can't shut us down!

New Berlin Ale House
  • Ed Gein's Upholstery Company
  • Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 
  • Who's Your Mummy?
  • Seriously... Joe Buck Yourself
  • Don't Touch Me There 
  • I Thought This Was Speed Dating!
  • Clay Matthews' Mustache
  • Two Fingers? Better Make It Three
  • Came For The Gang Bang, Stayed For The Trivia!
  • Are You Smarter Than A Special Ed, Fourth Grade, P.E. And Orchestra Teacher? 
  • Just Breathe Through Your Nose 
  • Big Test Icicles
  • Brett Favre's Crotchless Wranglers
  • The Affordable Quiz Act

O'Lydias
  • I beat off in my red sox
  • John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
  • Tom Cruise Missiles Coming For Katie's Homes
  • I Could Obamacare less.... 
  • Drinks are on the house tonight!
  • The Blumpkin Pumpkins
  •  Rihanna should date the Giants, they don't beat anybody 
  • Who's got a microphone, hosts trivia and is hung like a mule? THIS GUY!
  • When I'm done reading the team scores, I'm going to go home, pop a couple Cialis and take myself to Pound Town

Panther Pub
  • John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
  • The Super Amazing Mustache of Happines
  • I ♥ Feet
  • Shart Attack
  • Sons Of Arthritis
  • Ah Miley Licked Me

Red Rock Saloon
  • Jabba the Sluts
  • That yummy new Quizmaster girl made everyone quiz!! 
  • Motorboating the mascot made me a Texas Longhorn too 
  • The only thing better than winning at quiz would be winning a Quizmaster competition at a Wickens family reunion 
  • If you haven't seen Saturday Night Fever, you must be a terrorist (or British)
  • Since when is horse insemination a dirty job? It's not like it's Wisconsin girl insemination?
  • More confused than a Helen Keller \ Stevie Wonder tennis match
  • Barbie... your run of the mill Wisconsin girl

Riverwest Filling Station 
  • Jack the Stripper 
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cucumber
  • The Grinch Goldfingered Ashlee Simpson 
  • Tequila Mockingbird 
  • Electile Dysfunction
  • We Got More Right Than Congress Today 
  • Destiny Hope "Cyrus the Great" Twerking Trivia Queen

St. Francis Brewery
  • This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
  • We'd Be Better Off Playing in the Street
  • Jeopardy Dropout 
  • I've Got a Two-For-One Special For You 
  •  Since the Government is Shut Down, We Get Our Taxes Back, Right?
  • Holy Underpants Batman! 
  • We Must Be Camping, 'Cuz This is In-Tents!
  • Canada: America's Hat

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita 
  • Miley Cyrus walks into a bar…and licks it 
  • Unlike the government, we are not shut down 
  • The government may be shut down, but Nickelback is still going strong 
  • Where the hell is Huell?????

Three Lions Pub
  • Total eclipse of the fart 
  • Sorry I sneezed on your ATM
  • I went out as a british drawf for halloween but everyone thought I was Brownie
  • Thank God Ja Rule was finally the answer
  • It's my birthday, I can be a bitch if I want to
  • That was harder than usual - thats what she said 
  • Mrs White, in the congress, with a lead dildo
  • Queef its whats for dinner 
  • The fox says "chachacha" 
  • What does the Obamacare website have in common with your mom? They both go down on me at least 5 times a day 
  • Boxers or Queefs?
  • Poops I did it again
  • The Federal government: now bringing you nothing

Two Bucks
  • Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
  • A Murder of Crows/Anarchy of Nerds 
  • It's not a mask, it's my actual face
  • Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming! 
  • I call my dick Cheney because it shoots people in the face 
  • The National Library May Be Closed, But I Still Have Time to Check You Out
  • On a scale from Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden...how good was my hiding place?

Vino 100
  • I'd Insert My Dictator In Your Country
  • I Want A Slice Of Wonderbra
  • Getting High On Scooby Snacks

Whiskey Bar
  • Who Put Their Dick In The Flesh Colored Pumpkin? 
  • According to Deadspin.com, Hellen Keller Has a Better Chance Of Winning an NFL Game of Madden Than the Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Like Tom Selleck, We're Giving Away Mustache Rides 
  • Did You Hear About the Fire At The Circus? It was In-Tents! 
  • The Olympic torch has embarked on a journey to Russia. Vladimir Putin had it arrested because it was flaming 
  • Just For Men Should Sponsor 50 Shades of Grey
  • Orange Is The New Blackface 
  • Talk Dirty To Me, Angela Merkel

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