Black Rose Irish Pub
- Ever Notice the Adams Family are all Hipsters?
- Warning Ladies: My Couch Pulls out but I dont
- You got to risk it to get the Biscuit
- Little Shop of Whores
- Jesus was Black
- Google cake farts. we like them most!
- It's a boy dance party....so shake that sack!!
- Blow Jay Simpson
- Tom Clancy Died During a Rainbow Kiss
- The Official Aaron Carter Fan Club
- No, I'm here for the Booty Scratching Contest Keep Up!
Brass Monkey
- I Wish I were a Hermaphrodite, oh the fun I'd Have
- I don't Need Sex, The Government Fucks Me Enough
- Two in the Stink, a Fist in the Pink
- Alcoholism is the Real Winner
- Scott Walker Wears Skinny Jeans
- One - Eyed, One - Horned Flying Purple Fetus Eaters
- Does Anyone Remember Who Won the Boston Marathon?
Cafe Hollander
- The Dumbfucks
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Osama Bin Laden Should Have Chewed It Over with a Snickers
- SofaKing Amazing
- Robin Thicke, Dog Dick
- Cushion For The Pushin
- What's The Difference Between Acne and Michael Jackson? Acne Waits Until You're 13 To Come On Your Face
- Quiz On My Face and Tell Me You Love Me
- She Googles My Yahoo WIth Her Facebook
- Mickey and Minnie's Wet and Wild Adventure
- Pleasure Island Isn't A Waterpark, But You'll Still Get Wet
- They're Real And They're Spooktacular
- Things You Can Say To Your Dog, Not Your Woman
- Two Midgets Shitting In A Bucket
Caffrey's Pub
- Team Bareback Mountain
- My Grandma doesnt wrestle, But you Should see her Box
- Miley's saggy butt cheeks
- Here to drink, not think
- I hate history and people who like it....sluts
Camp Bar
- I got your panty dropping ride right here
- I love lamp
- Government Slutdown
Club Garibaldi
- Weather report calls for a severe threat of Vag-nado's!
- Actually, there's a Ferret in my trousers and I'm happy to see you.
- I think therefore, I shit
- I hear Myley Cyrus might be pregnant.. Billy Ray's in a lot of trouble.
- Don't threaten me with a GOOD TIME!
- This Knife is Itchy
- What's stiff, 18 inches long, and makes women cry out in the night? SIDS...
- More like Eleanor BRO-sevelt
- Philip Seymore Butts
Eatery on Farwell
- Obamacare's website might shut down, but porn never does
- Beatery My Meatery at the Eatery
- He Shoots, She Swallows
- 4 Guys, 1 Cup
- The Government is OPEN! Like Your Mom
- Up Shit Creek w/o a Turd For a Paddle
- My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile, I Told Her That's a Really Big Word For a Five-Year-Old.
- Zero Dark Thursday: Operation Buttstuff
- A Flock of Steven Seagulls
- U.S. Government: Closed Longer Than Miley Cyrus' Legs
- It's hard to come up with something witty when you're this pretty
- We suck more than Monica Lewinsky during the last Gov't shutdown
- I Swear It's Only Been in my Butt Once
- Nine Inch Males
Fixture Brewing Company
- Hallo-WINNING!
Fox River House
- Is that a weasel in your pants or are you happy to see me?
- Gettin’ paid like a Senator
- Synonyms… cinnamon… so what, I showed up drunk
- The walking, talking Stephen Hawking
- We’re only here because the government shutdown didn’t include the DEA
The Hotch Spot
- The Names Bond - Let me guess... James Bond? - No UniBond, Im here to fill your Crack in
- No Butt Stuff
- Why is it that when Miley licks a hammer it's considered "artsy" but when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave Home Depot"
The Highbury
- What do we and the Saint Louis Cardinals have in common? We will both wake up losers on Friday.
- Miley Minaj's Five Fingered Tain't Punch of Death
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time
- Jake, from State Farm
- The Iranian Nuclear Nose Jobs
- Obama (page cannot be displayed) Care
- The Tea Party has a better chance of stopping Obamacare than we have winning this quiz...
- I'd rather have Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad
- You know you're in trouble when Nickelback has a better approval rating than Congress
Jack's American Pub
- Paterno's Kids I want to be interesting enough for NSA to tap my phone
- Which way do 5 gay guys walk? One direction
- "not safe for Twerk"
- Steve Harvey's mustache
- What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars!
- What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip
- A guy and a girl on a fact hunt
- 3 jerks and a squirt
Loaded Slate
- Sandusky's Daddy Daycare
- IT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOT'S DICK!!
- Messier than a coat hanger abortion
- Whose Dick Is This
- The Fear Boners
Major Goolsby's
- My Apartment Smells Of Rich Mahogany
- Robin Yount's Mustache
McGillycuddy's
- What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
- No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer
- My Wife Thinks I'm Going Jogging
- LeBron, You're Still A Bag Of Dicks
- Can We Send LeBron to San Pedro Sula And Hope For The Best?
- Amityville Whore
- My Ginger Beard Has Seamen In It
- I Lost My Virginity To A Retarded Chick. I Wanted My First Time To Be Special
- Your Booty's So Fat, Uranus Is Always The Closest
- Tears Make The Best Lube . . . Which Is WHy I'm A Tearjerker
- Hilary Clinton's Ball Sack
- What Do The Blackhawks And The Titanic Have In Common? They Both Look Good Until They Hit The Ice!
- Much Like My Penis At The End Of Lincoln, This Quiz Was Harder Than I Expected
- Jamie Lee Curtis' Tiny Penis
- ITPHR = Inside The Pants Home Run!
- Smile If You Farted
- The Government Can't Shut Down My Butthole
Miller Time Pub
- Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out
- I “Nemo” Beer
- I Came Here For Trivia and All I Got Was This Miller Buzz
- Stop! Miller Time!
- The Immaculate Erection
- Mozambique National Fencing Team
- How Many Guys in the Friend Zone Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? None. They Compliment it and Cry When it Won't Screw.
- Our Mom is a Hungry, Hungry, Hippo!
- Roast Queef Sandwich
Milwaukee Brat House
- Detroit: Killing Me Softly
- The Bullet in My Chamber is Blank
- There is a night in my pants, but it's a Thriller!!
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
- Bathroom Graffiti sure is shitty
- 80% of my weight is made up of Schlitz
- Thick and fast is just the way we like it
- Broke back bitches
- Yo Naomi! Make me a sandwich
- My Fatboy Slim is a weapon of choice
- We'd bang William Hung, the Assman
- Hung for the holidays - starring Ron Jeremy, in my pants
- Nicholas Cage Fights
- Congress should adopt the QUEEL
- Government can't shut us down!
New Berlin Ale House
- Ed Gein's Upholstery Company
- Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
- Who's Your Mummy?
- Seriously... Joe Buck Yourself
- Don't Touch Me There
- I Thought This Was Speed Dating!
- Clay Matthews' Mustache
- Two Fingers? Better Make It Three
- Came For The Gang Bang, Stayed For The Trivia!
- Are You Smarter Than A Special Ed, Fourth Grade, P.E. And Orchestra Teacher?
- Just Breathe Through Your Nose
- Big Test Icicles
- Brett Favre's Crotchless Wranglers
- The Affordable Quiz Act
O'Lydias
- I beat off in my red sox
- John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
- Tom Cruise Missiles Coming For Katie's Homes
- I Could Obamacare less....
- Drinks are on the house tonight!
- The Blumpkin Pumpkins
- Rihanna should date the Giants, they don't beat anybody
- Who's got a microphone, hosts trivia and is hung like a mule? THIS GUY!
- When I'm done reading the team scores, I'm going to go home, pop a couple Cialis and take myself to Pound Town
Panther Pub
- John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
- The Super Amazing Mustache of Happines
- I ♥ Feet
- Shart Attack
- Sons Of Arthritis
- Ah Miley Licked Me
Red Rock Saloon
- Jabba the Sluts
- That yummy new Quizmaster girl made everyone quiz!!
- Motorboating the mascot made me a Texas Longhorn too
- The only thing better than winning at quiz would be winning a Quizmaster competition at a Wickens family reunion
- If you haven't seen Saturday Night Fever, you must be a terrorist (or British)
- Since when is horse insemination a dirty job? It's not like it's Wisconsin girl insemination?
- More confused than a Helen Keller \ Stevie Wonder tennis match
- Barbie... your run of the mill Wisconsin girl
Riverwest Filling Station
- Jack the Stripper
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cucumber
- The Grinch Goldfingered Ashlee Simpson
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Electile Dysfunction
- We Got More Right Than Congress Today
- Destiny Hope "Cyrus the Great" Twerking Trivia Queen
St. Francis Brewery
- This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
- We'd Be Better Off Playing in the Street
- Jeopardy Dropout
- I've Got a Two-For-One Special For You
- Since the Government is Shut Down, We Get Our Taxes Back, Right?
- Holy Underpants Batman!
- We Must Be Camping, 'Cuz This is In-Tents!
- Canada: America's Hat
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita
- Miley Cyrus walks into a bar…and licks it
- Unlike the government, we are not shut down
- The government may be shut down, but Nickelback is still going strong
- Where the hell is Huell?????
Three Lions Pub
- Total eclipse of the fart
- Sorry I sneezed on your ATM
- I went out as a british drawf for halloween but everyone thought I was Brownie
- Thank God Ja Rule was finally the answer
- It's my birthday, I can be a bitch if I want to
- That was harder than usual - thats what she said
- Mrs White, in the congress, with a lead dildo
- Queef its whats for dinner
- The fox says "chachacha"
- What does the Obamacare website have in common with your mom? They both go down on me at least 5 times a day
- Boxers or Queefs?
- Poops I did it again
- The Federal government: now bringing you nothing
Two Bucks
- Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
- A Murder of Crows/Anarchy of Nerds
- It's not a mask, it's my actual face
- Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming!
- I call my dick Cheney because it shoots people in the face
- The National Library May Be Closed, But I Still Have Time to Check You Out
- On a scale from Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden...how good was my hiding place?
Vino 100
- I'd Insert My Dictator In Your Country
- I Want A Slice Of Wonderbra
- Getting High On Scooby Snacks
Whiskey Bar
- Who Put Their Dick In The Flesh Colored Pumpkin?
- According to Deadspin.com, Hellen Keller Has a Better Chance Of Winning an NFL Game of Madden Than the Jacksonville Jaguars
- Like Tom Selleck, We're Giving Away Mustache Rides
- Did You Hear About the Fire At The Circus? It was In-Tents!
- The Olympic torch has embarked on a journey to Russia. Vladimir Putin had it arrested because it was flaming
- Just For Men Should Sponsor 50 Shades of Grey
- Orange Is The New Blackface
- Talk Dirty To Me, Angela Merkel
