Brass Monkey
  • The Only Thing That's Sunk Since the Titanic is Kate Winslet's Breasts. 
  • Anal Beads Just Ain't My Thing
  • Bring Back Pluto 
  • Fuck Soccer, This is America
  • 2 Guys, 60 Wings, No Problem
  • What Do Gynecologists and Pizza Delivery Drivers Have in Common? They Both Get to Smell it, but They Don't Get to Touch It.
  • Edward Penis Hands 
  • I like em young, dumb and full of cum
  • We Put the Q in Cuba
  • Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
  • Fuck it, Let's Go Bowling

Cafe Centraal
  • We were less prepared for this quiz than Brazil was for the World Cup 
  • Too drunk for Trivia 
  • If You Watch Friends, It's Because You Don't Have Any 
  • Chuck Lidell Is My Biological Father. Call Me Ice Baby.
  • Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Fuck 


Cafe Hollander
  • Like The American Soccer Team, I Always Give It Up In The End
  • Dempsey's Moist Right Nut Can Score Better Than I Can! 
  • Did You Know Braile Was Developed By The Germans? Because Blind People Can Not See
  • Two Girls. World Cup 
  • It takes Clint Dempsey only 30 seconds to score, but it takes me only 30 seconds to finish
  • You Ghana Lose!!!
  • Putin's Tinder Profile 
  • I Got 99 Problems But A Quiz Ain't One

Caffrey's Pub
  • Liquor? I Don't Even Know Her! 
  • We Can't Spall

Camp Bar
  • The Ghana-rea's (World Cup - Get It?) 
  • America's "Ghana" Win It All
  • Two Girls World Cup
  • Sex Life in a Movie Title: Gone in 60 Seconds 
  • No Taxation Without Synchronized Swimming
  • Baby Puss: Flinstone Character or Felony?

Fixture Brewing Company
  • Chiellini's Tasty Shoulder 
  • Show Me On The Doll Where The Gnome Touched You
  • Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver
  • It's fun to Change Wikipedia on Quiz Days to Change the Answers of Quiz Hints
  • Five Flesh Colored Bag of Dicks
  • Woody and Buzz Are Also The Names Of Andy's Mom's Toys
  • Handicap Bathroom Stalls Are Ironically The Only Ones That Are Big Enough To run Around In

Fox River House
  • We may be small but… it’s how you use it! 
  • I took my John D. and Rock & Felt her crotch.
  • Give Donald Sterling season tickets to the Bucks! 
  • Not “Ghana” Beat “Us”

The Hotch Spot
  • Quiz in my pants
  • Uruguay? More like ur-a-gross! Walked in on my roommate quizzing
  • Say hello to your motha fo me.

The Highbury
  • Ever since my Nip/Tuck I can't clean and jerk the way I used to.
  • Two Girls, One World Cup 
  • Fat kids are harder to kidnap 
  • Fat Man and Little Boy are the names of my butt plugs

Jack's American Pub
  • Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica 
  • Trivia group of death, group of trivia death or group of death trivia??
  • Keep calm and dispose of the body
  • Can we buy best team name like Qatar bought the World Cup?
  • In God we thrust 
  • Getting a chest tattoo of a much better looking chest

Loaded Slate
  • I just invented and read out loud the word 'SMOOTCHCOCK', and YOU ladies and gentlemen are the premiere audience
  • Kim Kardashian: The Ultimate Cum-Back Story 
  • THE LOADED SLUTS! 
  • I'll show you my Clinton-Dix... Haha

McGillycuddy's
  • I never want Luis Suarez going down on me 
  • 2 Girls, 1 World Cup, (one of the girls is Cristiano Ronaldo) 
  • Rape me is my safety word 
  • If you want to get in my pants, it aint Ghana Happen
  • Cum Guzling Thunder Cunts 
  • They tried to make Chuck Norris Toilet paper. But it didnt work cause Chuck Norris takes shit from no one 


Miller Time Pub 
  • It's Jake, from State Farm....

Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • Bruno mars is better than bruno earth
  • The Answer is Dave Chappelle
  • You're a quizzard, Harry
  • I like my women like i like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer
  • Mitch Killed a guy with a trident, he should probably law low for awhile 


Milwaukee Brat House
  • I've got 60 pounds of Raging Bull… in my pants
  • Suarez's Dentures 
  • Lettuce Turnip the Beets
  • You can't motorboat personality
  • God Save the QUEEF
  • You know where you can fund the best stuff on Earth? In my pants
  • Dumbo? Niger, please
  • My dick is made from the best stuff on Earth
  • I've got a "slender man" that will cut you up… in my pants
  • J stands for Jizz in my periodic table

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Hey Ross, remember that time your friends peed in your shoes in Eau Claire. That was funny. Love, Nick. 
  • Quiz in my Pants

New Berlin Ale House
  • Defending Our Title Like Spain
  • Just Like The US Soccer Team, We Always Give It Up In The End.
  • Uraguayan Vampires
  • Absolutely No Chance Of Winning
  • Schlinder's Trivia List 
  • Soccer Players Give Good Headers
  • Kanye West Ham & Eggs
  • Oberyn Martell's Splitting Headache 


O'Lydias
  • Bippity-Boppity-Buttfuck
  • I Went To Trivia Night And All I Got Right Was My Team Name
  • Every time I ask to eat out she says she has a headache.
  • Tampex - "Lets Eat Out" 
  • What has two thumbs and has to get home before the Viagra kicks in? This guy!

Riverwest Filling Station 
  • Whatever people think I am, that's what I am
  • When does real football start?
  • My World Cup is bigger than your World Cup
  • Camouflage Condoms: She didn't see us coming...
  • Ronaldo's bronzed, glistening, rippling, goosebump-inducing six-pack

St. Francis Brewery
  • We Believe That We Are Drunk!
  • We Grilled Lady Gaga's Meat Suit for Dinner!
  • Nerds of a Feather Flock Together!
  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride 
  • Baby Cage: Best Baby Shower Gift Ever 
  • If This Was the World Cup of Trivia, We'd be the United States

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Keep your feet on the ground? More like six feet underground! RIP Casey Kaysum
  • We're Ghana soccer it to yah! 
  • KFC customers are dicks 
  • What do you mean: We're not Ghana win 
  • Donald Sterling's Frambily Plan 
  • Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up

Two Bucks
  • Vodka Escapades: Bitches Be Pregaming 
  • Camouflage Condoms, she didn't see us coming
  • Slutty She-Males
  • And they thought they were Ghana win...
  • All in or nothing. There is no substitute. Trojan.
  • She said to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her to Cudahy
  • Rattlesnakes & Condoms, two things I don't fuck with
  • You're a Jizzer Harry 


Whiskey Bar
  • The Suarez Snappers 
  • Luis Suarez's Favorite Food Is Italian
  • I QM Matt, Am Excited To Announce The QM 5K. See Me To Sign Up 
  • Chuck Norris Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding

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