- The Only Thing That's Sunk Since the Titanic is Kate Winslet's Breasts.
- Anal Beads Just Ain't My Thing
- Bring Back Pluto
- Fuck Soccer, This is America
- 2 Guys, 60 Wings, No Problem
- What Do Gynecologists and Pizza Delivery Drivers Have in Common? They Both Get to Smell it, but They Don't Get to Touch It.
- Edward Penis Hands
- I like em young, dumb and full of cum
- We Put the Q in Cuba
- Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
- Fuck it, Let's Go Bowling
Cafe Centraal
- We were less prepared for this quiz than Brazil was for the World Cup
- Too drunk for Trivia
- If You Watch Friends, It's Because You Don't Have Any
- Chuck Lidell Is My Biological Father. Call Me Ice Baby.
- Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Fuck
Cafe Hollander
- Like The American Soccer Team, I Always Give It Up In The End
- Dempsey's Moist Right Nut Can Score Better Than I Can!
- Did You Know Braile Was Developed By The Germans? Because Blind People Can Not See
- Two Girls. World Cup
- It takes Clint Dempsey only 30 seconds to score, but it takes me only 30 seconds to finish
- You Ghana Lose!!!
- Putin's Tinder Profile
- I Got 99 Problems But A Quiz Ain't One
Caffrey's Pub
- Liquor? I Don't Even Know Her!
- We Can't Spall
Camp Bar
- The Ghana-rea's (World Cup - Get It?)
- America's "Ghana" Win It All
- Two Girls World Cup
- Sex Life in a Movie Title: Gone in 60 Seconds
- No Taxation Without Synchronized Swimming
- Baby Puss: Flinstone Character or Felony?
Fixture Brewing Company
- Chiellini's Tasty Shoulder
- Show Me On The Doll Where The Gnome Touched You
- Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver
- It's fun to Change Wikipedia on Quiz Days to Change the Answers of Quiz Hints
- Five Flesh Colored Bag of Dicks
- Woody and Buzz Are Also The Names Of Andy's Mom's Toys
- Handicap Bathroom Stalls Are Ironically The Only Ones That Are Big Enough To run Around In
Fox River House
- We may be small but… it’s how you use it!
- I took my John D. and Rock & Felt her crotch.
- Give Donald Sterling season tickets to the Bucks!
- Not “Ghana” Beat “Us”
The Hotch Spot
- Quiz in my pants
- Uruguay? More like ur-a-gross! Walked in on my roommate quizzing
- Say hello to your motha fo me.
The Highbury
- Ever since my Nip/Tuck I can't clean and jerk the way I used to.
- Two Girls, One World Cup
- Fat kids are harder to kidnap
- Fat Man and Little Boy are the names of my butt plugs
Jack's American Pub
- Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica
- Trivia group of death, group of trivia death or group of death trivia??
- Keep calm and dispose of the body
- Can we buy best team name like Qatar bought the World Cup?
- In God we thrust
- Getting a chest tattoo of a much better looking chest
Loaded Slate
- I just invented and read out loud the word 'SMOOTCHCOCK', and YOU ladies and gentlemen are the premiere audience
- Kim Kardashian: The Ultimate Cum-Back Story
- THE LOADED SLUTS!
- I'll show you my Clinton-Dix... Haha
McGillycuddy's
- I never want Luis Suarez going down on me
- 2 Girls, 1 World Cup, (one of the girls is Cristiano Ronaldo)
- Rape me is my safety word
- If you want to get in my pants, it aint Ghana Happen
- Cum Guzling Thunder Cunts
- They tried to make Chuck Norris Toilet paper. But it didnt work cause Chuck Norris takes shit from no one
Miller Time Pub
- It's Jake, from State Farm....
Milwaukee Beer Bistro
- Bruno mars is better than bruno earth
- The Answer is Dave Chappelle
- You're a quizzard, Harry
- I like my women like i like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer
- Mitch Killed a guy with a trident, he should probably law low for awhile
Milwaukee Brat House
- I've got 60 pounds of Raging Bull… in my pants
- Suarez's Dentures
- Lettuce Turnip the Beets
- You can't motorboat personality
- God Save the QUEEF
- You know where you can fund the best stuff on Earth? In my pants
- Dumbo? Niger, please
- My dick is made from the best stuff on Earth
- I've got a "slender man" that will cut you up… in my pants
- J stands for Jizz in my periodic table
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Hey Ross, remember that time your friends peed in your shoes in Eau Claire. That was funny. Love, Nick.
- Quiz in my Pants
New Berlin Ale House
- Defending Our Title Like Spain
- Just Like The US Soccer Team, We Always Give It Up In The End.
- Uraguayan Vampires
- Absolutely No Chance Of Winning
- Schlinder's Trivia List
- Soccer Players Give Good Headers
- Kanye West Ham & Eggs
- Oberyn Martell's Splitting Headache
O'Lydias
- Bippity-Boppity-Buttfuck
- I Went To Trivia Night And All I Got Right Was My Team Name
- Every time I ask to eat out she says she has a headache.
- Tampex - "Lets Eat Out"
- What has two thumbs and has to get home before the Viagra kicks in? This guy!
Riverwest Filling Station
- Whatever people think I am, that's what I am
- When does real football start?
- My World Cup is bigger than your World Cup
- Camouflage Condoms: She didn't see us coming...
- Ronaldo's bronzed, glistening, rippling, goosebump-inducing six-pack
St. Francis Brewery
- We Believe That We Are Drunk!
- We Grilled Lady Gaga's Meat Suit for Dinner!
- Nerds of a Feather Flock Together!
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride
- Baby Cage: Best Baby Shower Gift Ever
- If This Was the World Cup of Trivia, We'd be the United States
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Keep your feet on the ground? More like six feet underground! RIP Casey Kaysum
- We're Ghana soccer it to yah!
- KFC customers are dicks
- What do you mean: We're not Ghana win
- Donald Sterling's Frambily Plan
- Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up
Two Bucks
- Vodka Escapades: Bitches Be Pregaming
- Camouflage Condoms, she didn't see us coming
- Slutty She-Males
- And they thought they were Ghana win...
- All in or nothing. There is no substitute. Trojan.
- She said to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her to Cudahy
- Rattlesnakes & Condoms, two things I don't fuck with
- You're a Jizzer Harry
Whiskey Bar
- The Suarez Snappers
- Luis Suarez's Favorite Food Is Italian
- I QM Matt, Am Excited To Announce The QM 5K. See Me To Sign Up
- Chuck Norris Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding
