Star Wars Trivia
- Han Shot His Load First
- Looking For Love In Alderaan places
- Quai Gon Jinn and Juice
- Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
- Joebi-Wan Kenobi and Danakin Skywalker
- I'll R2 your D2
- The Dago-Brahs
- Death Star Exhaust Vent Engineers
- Darth Maul's Better half
- Is that a sarlacc pit or are you just happy to see me?
- Stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders
- Darth Voldemort
- Princess IwannaLeia
- Inglorious Blasters
- Allahu Ackbar!!!
- #DroidLivesMatter
- Obi Wanna Blwomi?
- Qui-gon Jin and Tonic
- Goddamn Prequels...
- ObiWan Jabronies
- Chewie Lewis and the Booze
- I can't feel my Mace when I'm Windu

The Office Trivia Night...
- Assistant to the Regional Quizmaster
- What's the Ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure Running Team
- I Like Big Beets and I Cannot Lie
- Fact! Bears Eat Beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
- The Finer Things Club
- Here Comes Treble
- Meredith's Outback Special
- Oaky Afterbirth
- Schrute, There It Is!
- Early Worm Gets The Worm
- Dr. Mantis Toboggan
- Tan Almost Everywhere, Jan Almost Everywhere, Tehe
- Broccoli Rob and the Boner Champs!
- Full Disagilation
- Rit-dit-dit-di-dude

AJ's Place
- You're a Quizzard Harry

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- May the 4th Skin Be With You 
- I'll let you SITH on Your Face
- I don't cheat on trivia, only my girlfriend.
- Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw
- Pabst Schmear
- Quiz on My Face & Tell Me You Love Me

Cafe Hollander
- what the f***is an anagram
- Sean Connery’s toupee: quality never goes out of style
- Saving Ryan's Privates
Caffrey's Pub
- Ain't so bad being stumped
- Risky quizness
- We thought it was the office trivia night

Camino
- E = MC Hammer
- Baby Bison Don't Belong In Trunks...That's Why They Get Euthanized
- The Taco Salad in Trump Tower is the Best!

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- The Below Average Joes
- The American Version of Action Man is Trojan Man
- Harry Twatter and the Sorcerers Bone: Starring HerHumpAny Stranger and Ron Sleasy
- Teach Me How to Snuggie
- I'm Too Sexy for My Snuggie
- Breaking Into People's Houses and Tickling People's Buttholes
- Preparation H's New Add Campaign is Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Ted Cruz's 7th Horcrux
- Quiz In My Pants!!!
- Periodic Table Dancers
- Quiz on my Belly
- Lebron Jame's Instagram Girlfriend
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Yes I know Guac is extra
- The Quizzically Challenged
- Stephen Hawkins School of Dance
- Ryan Brauns sausage should be offered at games
- In Dog Beers We Have Only Had 2
- Don't Hold The Door
Camp Bar, Tosa
- Harry Twatter and the sorcerers bone
- Doing Trivia Han Style... Solo
- Black IPA's Matter
- I Know Where Your Racing Sausage Can Finish
- I'll Stick My Vlasic Pickle in Your Starkist Tuna
- Steven Adams Funbag is not so Fun Right Now
- Handing Out More Teabags than Lipton
- I'll Take "The Rapist" for 300 Alice!

Central Standard Distillery
- Take control bitch... The real TCB
- Camouflage condom, she didn't see it coming
- My couch pulls out; I don't
- Happy times abortion clinic: We bring out the kid in you
- The only black guy in the room

Hogs and Kisses
- W/O trivia we're Alcoholics
- Need a new porn site... Any suggestions

Houdini's Escape 
- Les Miserblahblahs
- Tom Sellecks Mustache
- We Met on Tinder

The Fermentorium
- Shouldn't Ted Cruz have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term?
- Quiz in My Pants
- Veggie Tales 6: Larry the cucumber has a bad case of the sprouts
- Coin Hound Sperm
- Ferm and Present Danger

Greene's Pour House
- My drinking team got distracted by trivia
- The team who shall not be named
- Tequila mockingbird

Hogs and Kisses
- Everyone is playing for 2nd
- For a good time call 312-320-1600

Hotch
- Dirty Sanchez
- The Bluth Company
- That's not my step-mom, that's my girlfriend
- The Gossip Guzzlers
- Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs

Humboldt Park Beer Garden
- Lonely Farts Club

Jack's American Pub
- Which Bitch gave Mitch the Itch?
- Does this smell like chloroform?
- It's like Raiiiiiin on your Quizzing day
- Hootie and the Blowup Dolls
- If Trump builds the wall, we are the wildlings
- I have a mask...to protect her face
- SpayYETI and meatballs all over my face
- Scrappy remembers solving mysteries with his uncle, I remember showing on the doll where he touched me
- Boaty McBoatFace
- Damn TSA kept me from missing my Egypt Air Flight
- The Last Volcanic Eruption was from ya motha!
- Please stop the bus so you can let my friend, Jack, Off
- Happy Time Abortion Clinic: We bring out the Kid in you!
- Land Armstrong's Missing Testicle

Landmark Lanes
- Skeet Skeet Motha Fuckas
- The Jedi Master-Baters
- Vivacious Venomous Vixens and Matt the Popcorn Bitch
-  Hellen Keller School of Performing Arts

The Lodge
- Punk in Drublic
- Drinking did NOT help our thinking!

Milwaukee Ale House
- Guess where this microphone has been... yes, there!
- paulryansuicidehotline@hotmail.com 
- Three Dudes No Cup 
- Ted Cruz pulls out, I don't.
- How do you like your eggs, gurl: fried, or fertilized?
- Hump Day the Trump Way: Uncensored and Unattractive
-  Feel The Bern When I Pee #Bernie2016
- Hold the door how the door hold the door hold door hold door hold hold hodor hodor - What's your HBO Go password so I can watch Game of Thrones?
 
Milwaukee Brat House
- 99 Problems but cumming ain't one
- Trivillionaires
- Whenever they talk about diversity at work, I think about an old wooden ship
- Ray Charles didn't make it to heaven because he couldn't see the light
- AA Meeting
- Bicurious George and the Disappearing Banana
- Quiz in my mouth 

New Berlin Ale House
- I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time
- My favorite member of the X-Men is Bruce Jenner
- From Russia With Yetis
- Doctor Huxtable's Prescription Tonics
- I hear the Cincinnati zoo has a great deal on gorilla steaks!

The Nines
- Quarter Portion with Cheese

O'Lydias
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Thrilla in Manila
- Harry, is that your wand or are you happy to see me?
- Spiderman 3 is the best in the trilogy

Panga Bar and Grill
- This mic smells like farts
- Asthmatic Band Camp
- The Amish Sportscar.....2 horsepower
- We're Sinking, Not Thinking

Point Burger Bar
- The Jedi Council
- 2 Broke Girls
- QATAR? I HARDLY KNOW HER!
Red Rock Saloon
- Prince George's Mum has got it going on!
- S0 what if I can't spell "Armageddon"... it's not like it's the end of the world
- Tiny Hands Trump
- The diameter of a basketball hoop is just big enough to fit my penis #condomfiller
- We're not gay, but $20 is $20
- The sixth Klement's sausage is my penis, he always finishes 1st
- Aaron Rodger's Vagina
- Displaced Texas Dumbasses 

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- There's Tigers in My Face...Yah
- The Tempura Shelter for Lightly Battered Women
- Something Something Dick Joke
- I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse Cock
- Harriet Tubman and the Banjo Buddies

Silver Creek Brewing Co.
- Hitler was bad, but not as bad as your mom in the sack
- Swan Sperm

Sprecher's Pub, Milwaukee
- TRUMP DEEZ NUTS
- Finger Prince
- SUCK IT TRIVIA NERD!
- Chick-fil-atio

Sprecher's Pub, Wisconsin Dells
- The Best damn thing you would do for a klondike bar
- Sprecher? I hardly knew her!

St Francis Brewery 
- The Trivia Team Formerly Known as Prince
- The Utah Jazz Hands #bringiton
- Giraffes Have the Longest Necks of Any Bird in the World #penisjoke
- Bring Me to Cudahy Thug Life
- I Didn't Choose the Thug Life, My Mom Picked it Out for Me
- Milwaukee's New Favorite Video Game, Grand Theft Auto
- Seal? More Like Shrimp!
- Excuse Me, I Think I Trumped
- I Can't Pronounce These Words

Titletown Brewing Co.
- Snow Knows Resurrection
- Beaver Anal Gland Squeezings in my Vanilla Candy is Definitely "Need to Know" Information
- Trunt is a Cump
- 4 Whores and 7 Beers Ago
- Quiz in my Pants
- Don't Worry, Be Hoppy!

Three Lions Pub
- Master bates is a mommas boy
- It's easier to hit her Greece spot if you have a leaning tower of Pisa
- Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
- Larry Bird's magic johnson

Von Trier
- Michelle Bachmann's Watergate smells like cabbage
- I was the drum roll guy
- Vaping in the Transgender bathroom
- 7/11 was a part time job
- Cincinnati zoo babysitting club

Whiskey Bar
- So Australian rules football is quidditch

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