Best Team Names of March 2018!


Harry Potter Trivia
- Don't dip your wand in liquid luck unless you're ready to HuffleFuuuuuck
- Everyday I'm Hufflin' on the tube, mid the gap
- I wanna Rita Skeeter all over these GryffinWhores
- Slytherin Just the Tip
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of dat ASS!!
- 3 Bitches and a Buckbeak
- Founders of your Forbidden Forest
- Sirius Sluts
- I'll suck your dick for a QUIDditch
- The Muggle is Real
- Ten "pints" to Gryffindor
- Moaning Myrtle and her Chamber of Secrets
- Fred WAS the funnier twin
- We'll whomp your willow
- 2 Girls, House Cup
- Griffindorks
- Neville gonna give you up, Neville gonna let you down, Neville gonna run around and dessert you.
- We’ll build a wall and make the mud bloods pay for it!
- snapes on a plane
- Harry Twatter
- Neville gonna let you go, Neville gonna let you down
- Getting her Ravensloshed wondering what the hell is a Hufflepuff so I can Slytherin her Gryffindor, Mugglefuckers
- If we don't win, I'm suing Stormy Daniel Radcliffe
- It's not Herpes, it's just Hogwarts (71 points)
- Your mom's name is Dumbledore 'cuz she's the real Headmaster
- Boo, you whorecrux!
- Shirley you can't be Sirius... I am Sirius, and quit calling me Shirley
- We don't give a Hufflefuck
- I've got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one
- Hungry, Hungry Hippogriffs
- Madame Hooch Taught us how to grip our broomsticks
- I don’t know why, but madam hooch fucking does it for me
- I got hogwarts when my Harry Potter slithered in that horcruxes long bottom
- Stormy daniels and the champer of secrets #makehogwartsgreatagain
- Yo Mama's So Fat, Her Patronus is a Cake

Mega Movie Trivia
- The Movie Mafia
- We’ve seen Arnie Hammer’s Hot Dog Cannon!
- More Like Woke-Anda
- Lawrence of a Labia
- Mr. & Mrs. Smith Go to Trivia
- We aren’t winning an Oscar
- Stan Lee’s Prison Break
- Dumb & Dumber
- You’re a Quizard, Harry

42 Ale House
- Wakanda 4eva
- William Taft was so fat…he sat in TWO branches of the Federal Government
- Is Trump more orange from his self tanner of motorboating Stormy Daniels?
- Total Eclipse of the Fart - Super Tight Buttholes
- I work at Coldstone
- What do a ghost and Kylie Jenners dad have in common? They are both trans-parent

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Lance, opps! Neil Armstrong
- Lick my stein

Bilda's Freiss Lake Pub
- Bilda Tolerance to Beer
- March Sadness RIP steven Hawking
- Oh Lordy #JORDY
- Irish we could win for once (they did finally win)
- Good team names: it was Nicki Minaj with the Candlestick in Prague
- Your eyes are as beautiful as Steve Buscemi's

Brass Monkey
- I Love Unsolicited Dick Picks
- Stephen Hawking and Lt. Dan Jumping Contest
- White Humans Can't Jump
- 40 Years Old Today - Viagra Please!
- Fubar Focus (fucked up beyond all recognition, fuck off cause you're stupid)
- Tofu isn't the only thing that can be soft, firm, or extra firm!
- What do Gordon Ramsey, Al Gore, and a clarinet all have in common... they are all blowhards

Caffrey's Pub
- Shuck me for my inner nutrients
- Cardi B(ee)s are dying at an alarming rate

Camino
- I Fucked a Fish, Too. Where's My Oscar?
- Whitney Houston, We Have A Problem
- Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- We Only Dress As LadyBoys on the Weekends
- Community Chest Was My Nickname in High School
- I'll Stick My Heart Eater in Your Octopussy
- Putin on the Ritz
- Dark and Stormy
- Myld Stallions
- The Cunt for Red October
- Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
- Sarah Palin's Delhi Delights

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Sea Creature Sex Wins Oscars!
- I'm Never Using Stupendous, Tremendous, Hazardous, or Horrendous Ever Again
- The Doctor Will See You Now
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Amy Schumer Looks Better Pixalated
- Morgan Freeman Narrates My Sex Life
- Qwerty Is My Safe Word
- Steven Hawkins Dance Studio
- Radical Quizlam

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- What Concert Costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback
- Taking My Tromboner to Beavertown
- Nickelback is the musical equivalent of nine feet of manure
- Three Girls, One Team
- My dress is so long it goes all the way to my penis 59
- Forget Jupiter, let's see Uranus
- Who da hoe? Idaho
- Iditarod and I liked it
- Stephen Hawking's School of Dance
- The Betsy DeVos Institute of Higher Learning
- Stormy visits the oral office
- I, the Quizmaster, wish the microphone was a huge cock
- Cambridge ANALytical
- Stormy 2020
- Don and Stormy's Love Child
- What's it called when it's raining and you're drinking alone? Stormy Daniels.
- Did you hear that Stephen Hawking's died? God finally finished his vegetables
- I like my trivia like I like my blowjobs. Random and enthusiastic.

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Elaborate team name having to do with current events... just kidding, it's a Tide ad"
- I lost my virginity but I have the box I came in
- Lance Armstrong Finally Had the Ball to Come Clean
- Slick Willy's Guide to Exploring Uranus
- When Morgan Freeman Makes a Documentary, He Narrates it first, then Nature Makes it So
- How Do You Find Will Smith in the Snow? Look for the Fresh Prints
- A Chameleon that Can’t Change Colors Has a Reptile Disfunction

Club 400 
- And the Oscar goes to Grinding Nemo
- Warn me before you quiz ;)

Cork N Barrel
- Misfit Sextuplets
- Here for the beer
- Quiz Knows

Dugout 54
- Lick her in the front, poker In the back
- We tried our best
- We tried harder

Enlightened Brewery / Twisted Path Distillery
- I Wish Shannon Elizabeth Would Change in My Room
- The Team Formerly Known as Kinnickinnick Kinnickinnick Kinnickinnick Kinnickinnick
- The Only Thing I Thirst For is Knowledge...And Beer!
- Let's Get Quizzical!
- Periodic Table Dancers
- Twisted, Yet Enlightened
- Do White Men Count as Mammals That Can't Jump?
- Straight Outta Wiscompton
- Tofu and Asses Have Something in Common: They Come in Soft, Firm and Extra Firm
- Would You Rather Have Bananas for Teeth or Muffins for Hands?
- First Day of Spring, Last Three Months of Winter
- Jesus Has Risen!...April Fool's!
- Those Sound Like the Steps of My Last Relationship

Hogs and Kisses
- Quiz in my pants
- A ginger, Jeff, and a blonde walk into a bar
- Prestige worldwide
- Drinks apple juice OJ will kill you

Izzy Hops
- Jacob sits when he pees
- Rex Tillerson Couldn't Name Five African Countries
- Han Yolo *make a wookie noise
- You know what's worse than last place? Being in the back of the room
You can taste my Turkish Delight if you show me your Netherlands

Jack's American Pub
- Fergie and the National Anthems
- Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer
- Quiz on my chest
- Dildo Baggins
- Get in my octopussy
- Trump Jr. Did your mom
- Monet, Monet, Monet, Moooonet
- 69, nice
- Bristol Palin's 3rd husband
- I was going to buy a driverless car, but then it hit me
- Category 5 Storm-y Daniels
- #FreeSteveHarveyOswald
- Sister Jean Blessed This Team
- She's late...
- Mitch, do you Miss Hotch trivia as much as we do? #HotchHash
- The Jedi Counsel

Loaded Slate
- My grandma doesn’t wrestle but you should see her box
- Tequila mockingbird
- Joey triviani
- Stephan hawking just died, but that’s not rocket science
- Circumcised and ready for the prize
- Quiz team Aguilara
- When does the mud wrestling start?
- Make Sunday’s great again (tiger) get in the hole!
- Loaded Sluts

Lucky Chance
- I Got A 1600 on My STDs
- Jeffrey Dahmer's School of the Culinary Arts
- The Stormy Daniels Cleanup Crew
- I've Been Training My Whole Life for the Legs Open
- 1 and 2 Degrees from Kevin Bacon
- Dance for Me, White Boy!
- Two Holes and a Pole
- Monogamy: The Only Thing Clinton Can't Do

McGillycuddy's
- Thanks James Obama!
- The most interesting team in the world
- cash > cupcakes
- Freud knew how to party
Save me with your witchcraft, Tom Cruise!

Milwaukee Ale House
- I'm in love with the shape of water - Ed Sheeran
- You know another mammal that can't jump? White dudes
- Meow, meow, meow, meow
- Rootin' 4 Putin
- Draining Stromy's Swamp

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Why isn’t Trump’s Tiny Balls on the jukebox?
- One Call That’s All
- Pandiculated is when a dude's cock flops out when he's cooking
- Trump's Cabinet Policy- You're Fired!
- RIP Stephen Hawkings Running Team
- Stormy Trump, Love Child

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- The shape of Schiltz
- Liquor? I barely know her!
- Bratwood is the best wood
- Chick-fil-atio
- Stormy Daniels took rides on trumps disco stick
- We need more than 60 minutes with stormy Daniels
- Sex chili at Maralago

Moonlighting
- Quit being a Clock Blocker
- 4 Beavers and a Lump

New Berlin Ale House 
- Jeff Bezos stepped on Legos and spilled his Pesos!
- The Touchables

O'Lydias
- The fifth mammal that can’t jump is the Caucasian
- Pole vault over Billy’s Bush

Raised Grain Brewing Co.
- Raised Brain
- Howl’er? I just met ‘Er!
- My Blood Type is IPA Positive
- The Brewsual Subjects

Red Lion Pub
- I thought this was Speed Dating...
- Taking Donations to Land Lance on the Moon- Better Late than Pregnant
- Calm Before the Stormy Daniels
- Hoof Hearted....We're Just Horsen' Around
- Maine can't be closest to Africa because the World is Flat.
- Your Mom Runs a 4 Minute Mile
- While you were away, Hutch pissed on everything
- Werner Daddy Pickle
- How about Dem apples
- Jesus is Coming. Get him a Towel.

Red Rock Saloon
- Wisconsin is so cold I could key your car with my nipple
- Les Quizzerables

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Lance Armstrong's tour de moon
- John snow it alls
- Bar wars episode iv a brew hope
- There's always money in the banana stand
- Nobody puts the dirty half dozen in the corner

Sobelman's, Richfield
- Cougars spotted in Richfield
- I Tried Using my Penis as my Password but My computer said it was too short
- Holden McGroin
- Fuckin Muggles
- Not so Rich in Richfield
- PMS - Perpetual Motion Squad
- Why do we always correct the winning paper?
- Quizlamic State
- What Do Monica Lewinsky and a Soda Machine have in common? They both say “Insert *Bill* here”-2nd
- 2 Legit to Quit

The Tosa Tavern
- Dale enjoys back alley facials
- My Harry Potter has Hogwarts
- Melania Einstein
- Bitchbetterhavemypancakes.com
- We got 69, nice!
- Did anyone try unplugging Stephen Hawking, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging him back in?
- Bitchbringmypancakesplease.com
- First rule of presidential fight club, you don't tweet about presidential fight club
- Ray Charles did better on the picture round than us
- Presidential days, stormy nights
The crew, some brew, and a season that's new

Three Lions Pub
- Johnny Cash eating out Heidi Klum's Ring of Fire
- Please pick us my mom only gave me $5

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- Spies from Jewel Osco
- 99 problems (but a quiz ain't one)
- March Sadness: Loyalty in my DNA
- My Drinking Team has A Trivia Problem
- The Dark N' Stormy Daniels

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Stormy Daniels just rocked the East Coast
- It’s harder for Trump to build a cabinet than one from Ikea
- PhD stands for Pretty Huge Di...sposition
- Tempura women’s shelter for lightly battered women

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Yo mama so big, she can’t even fit in the Mariana Trench
- The avacadthoes

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Risky Quizness
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- A Beery, Beery Good Team

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