Best Team Names of August 2018!


Harry Potter Trivia
- Yo moma so fat her patronus is a cake
- Neville gonna give you up, Neville gonna let you down
- It's triviOsa, not triviosA!
- Not my daughter you bitch!
- The Dumblewhores
- Hermoine Texas Granger
- Charlie Weasley is the Knight King
- Our Patronus is a beer
- Dad's in Gryffindor, Mom's in Slytherin, I'm in Therapy
- Granger Danger
- If you're having quidditch problems I feel bad for you son, I  got 99 problems but a snitch aint one
- Golden snitches get stitches
- Snapes on a plane
- Expecto to win this
- My anaconda don't want none unless you speak parseltongue
- Trump Umbridge 2020
- Team Whorecrux @ table 9 3/4
- Everybody wang Cho Chang tonight
- Beergardium LeviTosa
- Slytherin to her DM’s
- #nevillegothot
- I’ll show you my longbottom
- If your patronus is a wooly mammoths you’re compensating for something
- Expecto patron on the rocks
- Moaning myrtle gave me hogwarts
- We’ll get sleepy for Fred and George Weasley
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- Is that a wand in your robes or are you happy to see me?
- Dumbledore’s elder wand made Myrtle moan
- Muggles in the streets, wizards in the sheets
- 50 Shades of Gilderoy‘ robe
- #Swagrid
- We would have done better if our kids were here
- Are you a Deatheater cuz Azkahd-ayum!
- Forget the platform, our average age is 9 3/4!
- Granger Things
- 10 Pint to Gryffindor
- Accio Alcohol!
- How Did Harry Get Down the Hill? He Walked! JK, Rolling.

Friends Trivia
- The one where the answer is PIVOT
- seven seven SEVEN
- The holiday armadillos
- That's Not How They Do Pants
- We're here for the troll doll nailed to a 2x4
- They don't know that we know they know we know
- Nes-lay tool-house-ah
- Seven! Seven!! Seven!!!
- Ode to a Pubic Hair
- Well isn't this quiz just kick-you-in-the-crotch-and-spit-on-your-neck fantastic
- Seven… Seven… Seven… Seven, seven, seven, SEVEN!!
- They don’t know we know they know we know
- Red Ross
- The moistmakers
- Joey Triviani
- All or nubbin
- Could the sound system BE any more messed up
- Ms Chanandler bong
- Bracelet buddies
- The One With All The Answers
- We Taste Like Feet
- We Don't Even Have A "Pla"...
- Could There BE A Better Team Name?
- Maurice and the Space Cowboys
- The Chick and the Duck
- The Identical Hand Twins
- Gum Would Be Perfection
- I Take My Underwear Off In Other Peoples Homes
- Regina Philange and the Banana Hammocks
- Chandlers 3rd nipple

42 Ale House
- Stephen Hawking had a better audio system than 42 Ale House
- We had more bullshit answers than the vatican PR team
- I drink and I don’t know things

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Yay...Grrr...My...Sister
- Quiz me like one of your French girls

Brass Monkey
- What was founded in 1903 and rides my H-O-G? Your mom!
- We drink, we think, and sometimes we know things!
- Wilt Chamberlain had a Magic Johnson
- We Drink, We Think, and Sometimes we Know Things
- Instead of polyorchid, we only know monoorchid
- The only thing lower than our score is Nike's stock prices
- A planet will be destroyed tonight. Will it be Pluto or your anus?
- The Sexagon

Camino
- Tom Petty and the Heart Failures
- Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam (72, best team name)
- A Dyslexic Walks into a Bra...
- Spray-Z and Peeyonce Ft. Poo Iv
- MAGA: My Attorney Got Arrested
- I Dont Usually Play Trivia, But If I Do I Prefer Camino
- Dracula Isnt the Only One Sucking
- Costs Money and Lasts 2 Hours: Title of My Sex Tape

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- The Girl With The Nimbus 2000 Tattoo
- This Isn't The Greatest Quiz In The World. This Is Just A Tribute
- Do You Want Antz? Cause This Is How You Get Antz
- Gather Round Trivia Newton John
- White Claw Basic Bs in Our 30s #NoHangover
- Keep Your Liver Spotted Hands Off My Mother
- Beat The Ditka, Rodgers
- Dynamite + Tall Building Trivia Hints Google Search = FBI Watchlist
- Tom hanks gives me a woody
- Unlike mr. potato head the ken doll comes with a body but no parts
- Dorothy man tooth is a saint

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra
- Hung Like a Ken Doll
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- We Couldn't Think of a Name, So We Drew a Penis
- Huge Jacked Man has the heaviest balls

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Sperm Whale? No Wonder the Ocean is So Salty
- Worse than a boner in sweatpants
- Am I the only one? (yeah) Is Bill Clinton Sexual? (YEAH!)
- Wanna hear a joke about paper? It's tearable.
- 1, 2, 3, Foreskin
- I prefer my men like my cocktails: tall, stiff and inside me!
- Butt-any: The Study of Deuce

Club 400
- E=MC Hammer
- Our Drinking team has a trivia problem

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- Keep the change, ya filthy animal
- My milkshake brings in all the boys to the yard, but they’re all lactose intolerant!
- I saved on tampons by dating Dracula

Enlightened Brewing / Twisted Path
- Mildo Baggins
- Ugh! Quiz On My Back
- My Favorite Non Olympic Event Also Begins with An F
- Dont Go Jason Waterfalls

Izzy Hops
- We put the “Hor” in Horologist
- Harry-son Ford-skin
- Steve Buscemi Gives Me A Semi

Jack's American Pub
- Hey Nero's, keep the change ya filthy animal!
- Van Wilder is the GOAT of Ryan Reynolds Superheroes
- Float like a butterflu sting like left eye
- My daughter's horoscope was a cancer, she didn't last a year
- Seymor Butts
- Red Balls: Cocaine in a can, baby!!!

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- I know what your mom tweeted when she was 17
- Tribute to Office Michalski
- Quiz in my Pants
- It's getting Hoyt in here!
- I work at GE and I didn't know our slogan - that's why our company's failing
- State Fair: Summerfest for the morbid and obese
- The male gentoo penguin gives the female deez nuts and the true name of a group of geese is "assholes"
- Quiztina Aguilera
- My Homey, Mr. Comey
- Go Vote on Tuesday
- If the couch pull out, do I have to?
- A group of Ostriches is called a Manafort
- Sam Smith is a white guy?
- If you know the Adam Sandler movies, we can't hang out
- Billy Zane would have let Leo on the door
- Shoulda, woulda, gouda
- If ass and tits aren't body parts then we quit!
- Wet dream are VERY lucid
- I have a bid deck. You should come over and sit on it some time.
- Legalize weed and finish State Street
- Paul Manafort's Soap-on-a-Rope
- Congrats to Paul Manafort on the 10-8 victory!
- Stephen Hawking doesn't even have a British accent
- My name is Forrest... Forrest Trump

The Loaded Slate
- Taco Bout Trivia
- Milwaukee county boner blasters
- The quizlamic state
- Bless the rains down in Africa
- I am here with my dad
- 2 hot 2 handle 2 cold 2 hold 
- 3. 5 inches collectively
- Burt Reynolds is dead sexy

Lucky Chance
- The Biggest Balls This Side of State Fairs Pigpen
- Date Knights of the Round Table
- The Unholy of Unholies, The Oncoming Storm, The Nightmare Child, The Devourer of Worlds, The Bringer of Death...or Tom...Just Call Me Tom
- We Like Our Violence Like We Like Our Beer-Domestic
- Castration takes a lot of balls
- Stick This in Your Trophy Case
- The Spiderlings of Mars
- Becoming a Vegan Would Be a Missed Steak
McGillycuddy's
- Didn’t anyone else use their tongue to count their teeth?
- Lawrence of a Labia
- Episode III: revenge of the poop dollar
- Just give me the fuckin prize

Midnight Pig Tap Room
- Lonely Guy with Arrogant Backpack
- I'm all cream puffed out
- Red hot trivia peppers

Milwaukee Ale House
- BJ (I wish)
- Fidel Cashflow
- This one's for Trebek
- I'm rubber you're glue, come in me and I'll stick to you
- Seamen love to swallow
- Planet Girth
- Daddy new Guinea
- Asseaters anonymous
- Where’s that funky music white girl
- Aretha Franklin's Pallbearers
- Eat da Poo Poo
- I like my men like I like my veggies...seasoned
- Why is Barbie never pregnant? Because ken comes in his own box

Milwaukee Brat House
- A Team Has No Name Best Team Name
- My Mom Said I Could Become Anything so I Became a Disappointment
- I Was Promised a Hover Board by 2015 and I'm Still Not Over It
- Stephen Hawking's School of Interpretive Dance
- My ANUS is also a GAS GIANT

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- You’re a quizard, Harry
- Viagra- play laugh grow
- Shout out to Brooklyn Beckham’s instagram
- Fuck the geography round
- Jeffrey dahmers house of ribs
- Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove

Muldoon's
- Thanos did nothing wrong
- The White House Mole

Nevin's Brewing Co.
- Dilly Dilly

New Berlin Ale House
- We have the runs. Why don't the brewers?
- I couldn't Kuwait for the answer 
- Sega does what nintendon't

Newsroom Pub
- We're Too Stressed For Desserts
- Our trivia knowledge is like Capital Punishment - It's deadly

O'Lydias
- We make Lebrun look smart
- Stephen Hawking: pro skater

Raised Grain Brewing
- My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't
- I've Spent 525,600 Minutes Playing Trivia, I Better Win Some Beer
- The Only Way to Taste PBR Is With Your Feet
- Buffalo Humps
- My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date
- 10 Pints to Gryffindor
- Clay Aikin Pulls the Strings to my Harp

Rally Time, West Bend
- MY Drinking team has a trivia problem. League
- If We Look Familiar, You Watch Too Much Porn
- I'm Not Just Sure, I'm HIV Positive!
- Periodic table dancers

Red Lion Pub
- Bald Men are EVIL
- R-(ip)-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Up your ass and to the Left
- This is our first date (response from correcting team; "So go on a second")

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- Wrong answers are alternative facts

Three Lions Pub
- My Trivia Partner Thinks This Is a Date
- Endless Love: The Tennis Match Between Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller

The Tosa Tavern
- Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
- I'd phone a friend if I had any
- Cream puffs here we come!
- Thank God for FB Points! Only points we'll get tonight
- I sat naked on a chair, now it's tainted

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- C. U. Next Thursday

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Quizmasters are my favorite thing
- Too Legit to Quiz

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Thank God they didn’t ask for my ID at the register
- Chewbacca and the Honey Bees
- Steampunk Vibrators LLC
- Melissa McCarthy Fans Accused of McCarthyism
- On Wednesdays We Wear Drinks
- Anonymous Op-Ed Writer
- Cunning Litigants

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Shipoopie
- Steve Hawking’s School of Dance
- Puddin' Headz

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