Best Team Names of October 2018

Seinfeld Trivia
- Thirsty pretzels
- The Moops 60
- The Hoochie Mamas
- George cock stanza
- 3 Pints of Kramer
- Jiffy Parking Attendants
- Pendant, those bastards!
- Mr. Spongeworthy and Mrs. Man Hands
- Serenity Now
- The Close-Talking Mulva's
- The pennypackers; industrialists, philanthropists, bicyclists
- Festivus for the Rest of Us

42 Ale House
- Surprised everyone got the Graham question wrong, this place is full of crackers!
- Manny Machado's a dick
- Quiz on my face 4th
- Bear Gryll's drinks suspicious liquid
- The MegaMillion Winner in South Carolina touched me inappropriately 30 years ago #MeToo
- Boo’s Clues

Bavarian Bierhaus
- How do you say brewers win in German?
- We got a package for’s deez nutz
- Men without Bierds
- Touch my halloweenie

Black Husky 
- Start at 11 and turn it up to 15 real quick!
- Just a little husky
- Brewskis, Butts Brewers, and Braun
- Jeffrey Dahmer’s leftovers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- MSRP = My Super Rad Penis
- You didn't need Capsaisan to spice up band camp - just a flute!
- If you add 2 to 11 you get the size of my dick!
- We would have won this game if it weren't for those meddling kids!
- How Many Destiny's Child Songs Does a Team of 4 Dudes Know? - Fucking NONE
- Hey Mason, laces out. Love, Ray Finkel.
-  My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- Everything Happens for a Raisin
- I wish this microphone was a giant horse cock
- Brewers Suck, Dodgers Swallow
- Kavanaugh’s Party Planning Committee
- My Package is the Bomb
- You know what involves a hooker and a scrum? My Saturday night
- Par for the Corpse

Caffrey's Pub
- Bone-r, I Hardly Knew Her

- I like beer. I drank beer. I like beer.
- This Date Isnt Going That Well
- Army of One...Sociopathic High School Dropout
- #chickswithBuscemieyes
- I like beer...I still like beer
- You Never Forget Your First Wet Pet
- Show Me Your Hitchcock
- Legalize Weed on November 6th!

Camp Bar Shorewood
- Cocktoberfest
- Michael Jackson’s alleged rhinoplasty
- We’ve been very kavanaughty
- I Drank Beer, I Liked Beer, I Still Like Beer
- Quiz Me Baby One More Time
- We Are The Halloweiners

Camp Bar Third Ward
- A nose job is my favorite kind of job
- A Crash of Rhinoplastyies
- Cosby's Puddin' Pop Parolees
- We Boofed It Tonight
- America's Heartland? More like America's Fartland
- 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, 4 million dollars
- One Dollar Toner Donors
- Jodie Foster's calves are the real killers in Silence of the Lambs
 - I LOVE LAMP...S made out of people,
- What's the worst part about necrophilia? The awkward silence!

Camp Bar Tosa
- We Scored More Points Than Brigham Young Had Wives
- I'd Rather Party with Brett Kavanaugh than Do Trivia with Team Low Brow... Fuck Team Low Brow
- Patrick Swayze... Dirty Cancer Beat Dirty Dancer
- Hans Gruber Law Offices
- What do you call a Muslim Elvis impersonator? Amal Shookup
- I don't "DO" cocaine, I just like the way it smells
- Necrophilia... coming dead last

Club 400
- The beauty, the brains, the brawn
- You’re a quizzard Harry
- Warn me before you Quiz 

Colectivo Lakefront Cafe
- We’re just sweet transvestites from transsexual Transylvania

Compass Bar
- Your mom has the whitest teeth I've ever come across
- Team shit show
- Canada shattered the grass ceiling
- WTF Are Runner Beans
- Machado is Spanish for Gooch
- Playing Trivia Is Like Having Sex, It's Harder When You're Alone

Jack's American Pub
- D.B. Pooper
- Walking, Talking Stephen Hawking
- That tits the question
- Packer's lost but the cubs still suck
- Crosby's crooked kicks
- I drank beer... my friends drank beer... I still drink beer... I like beer
- Poop Francis the Turd
- You know that guy in the sixth sense? It was Bruce Willis the whole time.
- We just came for the boos

Hogs and Kisses
- Periodic Table Dancers

Izzy Hops
- Bread Kavanaugh’s Yeast Infection
- Keeping Kavanaugh away from my whisker biscuit
- Hades who? HaDEEZ NUTS!
- Orange is the new Black... Box
- Potter? I barely know her!
- What do you get when you cross a sloth and a “Cheatah” Manny Machado!
- Vote, Dammit!

Loaded Slate
- Kanye isn’t bipolar he’s just sleep deprived
- The pipe bombs (too soon?)
- Witches get stitches
- Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
- Greek freak in the sheets
- Colonel mustard with the lead pipe in miss peacocks backdoor
- The loaded taints

Lucky Chance
- If Trivia Was Easy, It'd Be Called Your Mom
- The Prima Donnas of West Allis 

- We pull out, but our couch doesn’t
- Dwayne “Theodore Rockefeller” Johnson
- Drink Apple juice, OJ will kill you
- The vanilla ice project
- Drinking while we're thinking
- 127 hour erection
- Dorth Nakota
- Mary poppin’ that booty
- Barbra's Bush

Milwaukee Ale House 
- Nurses at your cervix
- I wish R Kelly didn’t eat asparagus before our date last Night
- Trump texts me, but won’t text me back
- We’re not gay but $20 is $20
- Pabst smear
- Specific rimjob
- Corgi butt fluff
- Gopher the win
- What about the British word for “squirty cream”
- Thank god it was just a fart
- Let me see your tootsie roll
- The ouija board gave us all the answers

Milwaukee Brat House
- Put the Lotion in the Basket Or It Gets the Rumplemintz Again!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Steve and Ted's excellent trivia
- Brett kavanaugh should smile more
- I hate my team
- OJ was the real victim #justiceforoj 
- If you see me drinking bud light I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you
- Nothing beats a quickie before the brewers game
- Halle Berry’s hooters
- Necrophilia is sitting back and cracking open a cold one

- Schnitzengiggles
- RIP Lil’ Sebastian 

New Berlin Ale House
- Dwayne Johnson Rocks... Get it, it's a pun
- Harrison Ford in Space Force One "get off my space plane!"
- We put the I in shitty
- I say machado you say ma-cheat-o
- Trivial massacre
- We didn't use Google, we just asked Jeeves
- A team name
- This trivia sucked..... my blood
- Much apu about nothing

Newsroom Pub
- Future Music Therapists aka Individualized Goals
- Straight Outta the Nursing Home
- Don't Blame Me I Voted for Hillary and Tim
- Flapper Yes Sir Some of Those

- Sarah Sanders baby drama

Raised Grain Brewing
- Booty and the Beard
- Aaron Roger’s Trick Knee
- The Magnanimous Turtles

Rally Time, West Bend
- My Drinking Team has a trivia problem Best name
- We've Been personally victimized by Regina George
- Mason Crosby or Bill Cosby, That's A Tough Call
- Camouflage Condoms  She Never Saw Us Coming
- MULTIPLE Scoregazms.
- Boooooook Club
- Nightmare before Quizmas

Red Lion Pub
- Poor Richards Law Students
- *in Brett Kavenaughs voice* We drank beer. We like beer. I LIKE BEER!
- *totally enthusiastic* Yay. Brewers win. Congrats.
- Dangerous when Wet
- Horsefaced-Hookers
- Boogie Knights
- Happy Swalloween
- Better Late Than Pregnan
- The Midterm Erections

Second Salem Brewing Co.
- The only scary thing about this quiz is our score

The Tosa Tavern
- Make Kanye Great Again
- Not sure how many times Packers and Bears have met but I do know the Bears still suck
- Better Late than Pregnant
- Jesus "Christina" Aguilar 
- Jazzy Jeff in Hell's Kitchen with the Pipe
- Do you civic duty & vote on Tuesday
- Shit! Ed said Dung Beetle

Whole Foods Edgewater
- I had Hog-To-ber-fest'
- Tequila Mockingbird

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- The only 2 girls who cannot accuse Brett Kavanaugh
- Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
- The Pap Smears

Whole Foods, West Loop
- On Oct. 3rd He Asked Me What Day It Was. It’s Oct. 3rd
- Prolific Pukers of ‘83
- That’s Just Showquiz Baby
- Oh Nikki, You Resigned, You Resigned, You Blow My Mind, Hey Nikki

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- The Cheese Kurds
- The Girlfunkels
- I'm not a Doctor but I'll Take a look anyway


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