Best Team Names of August 2019!


Harry Potter Trivia
- Sweating Like a Horcrux in Church
- My Wand is 9 and 3/4 inches
- Accio Beer
- Hit it and Quidditch
- We've been stupefied
- That's so Ravenclaw
- Dumblewhores
- Dumbledorks
- Bellatrix are for kids
- GANDALF
- We're just here for the butterbeer
- We the Longbottom?
- Neville Gonna Give You Up, Neville Gonna Let You Down
- I need some love good in my longbottom
- 99 Problems but a Snitch Aint One
- Defense Against the Dark Farts
- The Granger Zone
- Beergardian LeviTOSA
- Your Basilisk Can Slytherin to My Chamber of Secrets
- It's Trivi-OH-sa not Trivi-o-SAH
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- Easy Weasleys
- 10 Pints to Gryffindor
- How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... jk Rowling
- Harry’s sack of knuts
- The hipster griffs
- We won’t go down so Weasley
- Son of a snitch -the lungebottoms
- Siriusly lestrange
- Cho Chang is a bitch
- Snapes on a plane
- Harry's vibrating wand
- 10 Pints to Gryffindor
- Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs
- If You Are What You Eat Then Voldemort Is A Unicorn
- There Is Something Siriusly Ron With You
- Fantastic Beers and Where to Find Them
- 10 Pints for Gryffindor
- Voldemort, I got you nose

Friends Trivia
- Transponders
- The One Where We Win Trivia
- Gunther's Bitches
- Don’t make us go red Ross
- The salmon skin rolls
- The moist makers
- Donald trump wants his blue blazer black
- They don’t know that we know they know we know
- The one where they don't kow that we know that we don't know the answers to any of the questions
- Joey’s Spank Bank
- Three’s Company
- My Shoe!
- 131 Yemen Road, Yemen
- Smelly cats
- 4, 7, 5, 7...6..7, 7, 7, SEVEN!
- Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. heads
- These Paste Pants Make My Ass Look Great!
- We're Not Great At Team Names...Can We Interest You IN A Sarcastic Comment?
- Knowey Triviani

42 Ale House
- Quivering Mound of Love Pudding
- Two guys, one cup... (of soup)

The Basement Bar
- Sofa King Suite

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- First Time Idiots
- I thought Bilda’s was the happiest place on Earth
- Triple P’s

Black Husky Brewing
- Oman, we lost
- Don’t Quiz on the Electric Fence
- When you’re moving to a non panhandle state on Monday
- Andrew’s Luck ran out on the anagram question

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
- We drink. We think and often say “oh crap!”

Caffrey's Pub
- Oedipus and the Mother Fuckers
- Epstein’s Dream Team
- Applebee’s 2 for 20 is a date
- Acid before trivia
- Baked as a bean
- E = MC Hammered
- Pope John Paul Jones

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Mojave Mo Problems
- Chris Harrison's "To Catch A Predator"
- I got XCIX problems but #1 ain’t I
- Were not British, but Cheerio
- Lewinski's Left hand Men

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Kurt Russel is Daddy
- Poop Francis the Turd
- We Suck Like Axl Rose
- Sorry Russia, drugs are bad
- Bill Clinton's Honey Nut: The Best a Man Can Get.

Camp Bar, Tosa
- We are NOT naked and Afraid
- I love baby peas and their peaness
- Ya'll trying to do some alcohol
- 18 inches of Ghandi (wearing a snuggie)
- That's the best Axl Rose I've ever had
- Stuffing our face with knowledge may have finally paid off
- Bill Clinton's favorite extreme sport was the full pipe

Campsite 131
- The Epstein Hit Squad
- Spelling is Hard

Club 400
- Pen15 Islanders

Colectivo, Lakefront
- We lost our virginity in the back seat of a Lime scooter
- Your mom’s PH is basic

Colectivo, Monroe St.
- Kicked out of the Crossfit Games
- Meet the Falk-ers
- Sir Cumference
- Quizards of Waverly Place
- Our mom is the bomb dot com
- My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date
- Tiger Woods Did Nothing Wrong

The Garage
- The Garage Mahal
- The couch pulls out but Jeff doesn’t

Izzy Hops
- Who Knew Anal Was Vanilla?
- La La Losers
- Hey Guys! We’re Still Naked Back Here!
- Let’s arma-get-it-on

Jack's American Pub
- JA RULE FAN CLUB
- We now belong to the save Aussie prime minister from Area 51 Facebook group
- 250 yard par 3. Mitch can get there in
- Hot girl sunburn
- My boyfriend last as long as hey Jude

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- I'd rather have a Midwestern face than British teeth
- Quiz in My Pants
- Great Britain my Arse! USA! USA!
- Sandra Deez Nutz
- Quizzers of Azkhaban
- Kraken a Beer
- That's What Cheesehead
- Annie! Grease the Kraken!
- Daphne or Jane Jetson: Who'd You Rather
- Release the aggressively average Kraken
- We are a swirling black hole of useless knowledge
- Bing Users
- Keep your leaning tower out of my black hole
- Malaysia's Black Box is Black
- Orange is the new Black Box
- I want Buscemi eyes between my Hairy Thighs
- Gravitational Pull of Uranus
- We are going to take the high road and not make a 69 joke
- When we win, we're buying Greenland from that nasty woman
- Jesus's Horcruxes
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.... Damental Rights
- Denmark, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way
- My Titi's Your Caca
- I'd Love to Motorboat on Lake Titicaca
- After tonight there will only be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus
- If we're not last that's a victory
- Actually, the Happiest place on Earth is My Bedroom
- Always Poop on Company Time

Loaded Slate
- Give me more truly please
- I need a presidential convertible like I need a hole in the head
- Harambe's disciples
- The quizlamic state
- The best dressed people at the nude beach
- Fake IDs for trivia
- My patronis is a white claw
- Know it ales
- Donald trumps ex wives
- Milwaukee: can’t drink the water but you can eat the people
- Aaron Rodgers mustache riders
- I wish this microphone was my stepdads...

McGillycuddy's
- Formerly Arts Performing Center

McFleshman's
- S.H.I.T (Sure Happy Its Thursday)
- It's Not Cannibalism if you Don't Swallow
- If You're Here for the Premature Ejaculation Meeting, you Came Too Soon
- The Team That Has No Name

Milwaukee Ale House
- We make the cum fly
- Sally with buscemi eyes
- Rami your tower of pisa in my black box
- Got Greenland?
- Utah-Kin shit
- If an amazon warehouse we’re on fire, we’d do something about it
You go gurl, get that dick
- Anal:behind the goal

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Trivia Newton John: Let's Get Quizical
- Hugh Janus
- The Brewsual Suspects
- Full Frontal Porch Table
- Let's Buy Greenland!

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- I like beaver butts and I cannot lie
- Anal beaver gland anal gland beaver anal
- Area 51 raiders
- Justin Bieber’s anal gland
- Hillary Clinton silhouette? More like Hillary Clinton mugshot. Justice for Epstein
- If you’re surprised that Epstein committed suicide, imagine how surprised he was
- Herbal essence: you’ll orgasm in the shower
- It’s cannibalism only if you swallow
- Lance Armstrong’s shriveled left testicle (don’t do steroids)
- The elephant graveyard in lion king misled me about how many ribs an elephant had
- I like my men like I like my trivia questions: hard
- Which 4 South American countries are not currently on fire?

New Berlin Ale House
- Circles are pointless
- Gay alien russians in a chinese submarine interfered with the election
- Busy anal beavers
- Wirst trivia name ever
- Swan ejaculation station
- Worst team name ever
- Does anyone read Tom Clancy?
- That lonely guy pretending he's expecting friends.
- Once upon a time in New Berlin

Newsroom Pub
- Cheese Curd Mafia

O'Lydias
- These wings were really spicy!
- The big red spot might be on Jupiter, but the big brown spot is on Uranus
- John Cougar Menstrual Cramps
- Trivia Newton John
- We don’t know quarterbacks
- Dahmer’s quality meats
- Quiz me devil daddy, quiz me
- Scared and Horny
- If it smells like tilapia, I ain’t tappin ya

Rally Time, West Bend
- Our Titicaca's Aren't Found In A Lake... UnlessWe're Swimming
- Lance Armstrong? Well Maybe His Right One.

Three Lions Pub
- Titanic Swim Team
- Denmark Trumps Greenland

The Tosa Tavern
- Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm colorblind
- Head first, Sex Later
- Abracadabra, Alakazam, Big Bird is an Old White Man
- I swipe right on er'body
- We tried our "Brolley" Best
- I have a mean Scampi flare up
- Our Name is not Bond, James Bond

Wauwatiki
- Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie
- Tobias Funk√ę
- Wauwawawawawawawauwawatiki
- Our team is the shits
- This Loss Was Sponsored By Pete
- If it isn't in the pink, he's cheating!
- Trump said he was the king of the Jews and the chosen one this week; seriously guys, he said that

Whole Foods Edgewater
- Two Stars on Yelp

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Quizter Quizter, never knew how much I missed her!
- More Doomed Than Miley’s Marriage
- If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- BBC is not just a tv channel

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- The Whole Food Homies
- We would have won but China devalued our point and Trump put a tariff on them
- I look cute, may buy Greenland
- Bed, Bath and Beyonce

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