Best Team Names of September 2023

90s Trivia
- Pumpkin Spice Girls
- I was wasted and had 2 kids in the 90’s
- Princess Di, that’s not all she did
- Everything we knew about the 90s is really the 2000s 
- Sorry we're not millennials :(
- Monica Lewinsky's dress stain 
- 2 legit 2 quit 
- How do you like them apples
- oops I lost it again
- Be Kind, rewind
- The Spice Girls are premenopausal
- Frosted tips 
- I too keep my prosthetic vagina in my safe marky mark 
- Mark Wahlberg's stolen prosthetic dick

The Baaree
- Pick me Bob, I neutered my dog! (Adam Sandler voice) The price is wrong...bitch!
- I'd watch Jamie Foxx Beat it
- Clooneyless
- Mount Thor's Risky Business 
- Show Me the Cocktail 
- Twitt-Olympics

Brass Monkey
- A Wednesday with No Rain is just a Dry Hump Day
- Whitney Houston’s Bathtub Scene Was To Die For!
- New York… losing Aaron Rodgers doesn’t count as a natural disaster. 
- Aaron Rodgers getting hurt is the worst thing to ever happen to a Jet in New York on 9/11. 
- Aaron Rodgers’ Jets Career Lasted Longer than I Do.
- I’ve seen a lot of Chubbs in my life, but I’ve never seen a Chubb bent like that. 
- Achilles killed Hector and Aaron Rodgers’ Season 
- My vacuum broke so I put a Bears sticker on it. Now it sucks again.
- These questions are so hard, I artichoke your mom.

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Maybe it’s Maybelline?
- my trivia team has a drinking problem
- my world record in the bedroom is 43 seconds 
- Travis kelci freed us from the Brits

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- The Second World War (Taylor’s Version)
- Lea Michelle’s Book Club
- Wine her, dine her, 69 her 
- Five girls, one trivia
- Come together? I hardly know her!

Caffrey's Pub
- Trying to inspect her gadget
- Kelce scores 6s on and off the field

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- King Kong? More like king dong 
- Lance bass can kiss my ass
- Capital punishment of choice: sports questions.
- Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know if you’re gonna get best name at trivia 
- Life is like a game of chess: I don’t know how to play chess
- 50 meters deep in your mom
- Camel Cigarettes: you can’t hurt children or old people

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Big fact hunt
- Aaron rodgers tore his labia

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Two ways that Ashton and Mila killed their careers
- Lauren Boebert Proved That Saying Beetlejuice Makes Him Come
- We put the Wahoo! in Oahu 
- Quiz on my face

Crafty Cow - Milwaukee
- Nashville THOT Chicken

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- All the Wrong Answers are Crown Royal’s Fault.

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- 69...NIIIICE 
- Never gonna give up Dominos, that's why I'm Fats
- Krispy Kreme Pies 
- the Fonz drives a Model Ayyyyyy
- Quiz in my pants

Deer Camp MKE
- Patrick MaHomie
- Camp Double D’s
- Ted Cruz Deez Nuts
- Kia Boys Support Group

Dog Haus - Franklin
- Last Place Again
- Quiztina Agulara

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- the 13 stripes represent the 13 reasons why
- 69 Newtons of horse foreskin

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Randall Cobb and “Karen” rodgers eat spaghetti lady and the tramp style
- Marathon drinking for Paris 2024

Fox River House
- Natalie Wood Memorial Swim Team

Izzy Hops
- Fuck Ohio 
- Izzy Hops: Bring Back the Soft Pretzel 
- Never Gonna Give You Up (Taylor’s Version)
- Joe Jonas’ Ring Doorbell 
- Betty White had a Strong Achilles’ Heel
- She Doc on my Oc until I Morpheus

Jack's American Pub
- Rim Jobs for Satan

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- The only rock I want rumbling in my Jungle is Dwayne
- Getting my Big Lebowski out is a Tug-of-War
- Uranus is the hottest planet in the solar system
- Better late than pregnant 
- The showers at mar-a-lago are GOLDEN
- Space balls, log balls, traffic balls 
- Globes and balls but vegetables suck!

Lion's Tail Brewing - Neenah
- Hit it and Quiz it
- I’m here for an aliby 
- Drunk in the house of Gucci 
- Here for 90s trivia

Lion's Tail Brewing - Tosa
- Uranus was pretty bright last night
- Ravioli ravioli, give me the osceoli
- I’m dead wrong about most of these answers.
- Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea  and rot in hell.

- My pianist is also named fat domino
- Betty White keeps it tight
- Bone Dry, I sure hope not

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Michelle obama's biceps
- Big Floppy Donkey Dick
- In the streets we trust, in single mothers we bust
- The Paul walker driving school
- Never gonna quiz you up
- Call me admiral because I command semen
- doctor octopus’s tender metallic touch

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Pretzels make me thirsty rumplemintz makes me blackout
- San Francisco 69 ers 
- Mr. Dixie Normus
- Shitfaced in Coachella
- Lyndon’s big Johnson
- “Smooth, creamy fruit” was my nickname in high school 
- Krispy Kreme pies 
- Clinton sucks kochs 
- Comfortably dumb 
- We don’t know schlitz

Mo's Irish Pub
- Freddie Mercury: the 6th Spice Girl

- Never Gonna Rufio you
- Fillmore Girls
- Worst 9/11 for Aaron Rodgers
- You say Coke, I say Cock 
- No..God..No..Please..NOOOO!!

- What do you mean ecuador doesn't have a q? 
- Glitch Mconnels' senate floor
- There's pepper in my probocis 
- Clean butt suckers
- I cannot believe ten wings is 17 dollars

Panther Pub & Eatery
- Taylor Swift Face Lift
- Vagina jokes are funny … Period
- Boomers gone wild

Perspective Brewing Co
- Stu Pickles: American DILF
- Quit Playing with your Dingy
- My 6-foot-6 rocketman causes more natural disasters than those 10 states combined
- The Mar-A-Lago Document Filers
- T Swift is the next Superbowl Quarterback
- Your mom's favorite team!

Pete's Pub
- John Cena can rumble my jungle
- Can you feel the Jordan Love?
- (Forrest Gump Voice) I love you Lillard

Pomona Cider Co
- Call me Apple the way I be in cider 
- Don’t forget to put your team name 
- Popping p*say at Pamona
- Thank god there wasn’t a sports round💗

Raised Grain Brewing
- Can Confirm, Bowser’s carpet matches the drapes 
- Twister- I hardly knew her
- Phobia of having something else on the roof of my mouth
- Sofa King Dumb

Rally Time - West Bend
- Backstreet Puts The Biscuit In Your Mom's Basket (ALLRIGHT!)
- Which Gets More Action In A Bar, PAC Man Or Your Mom?
- Thanos Was Right
- Your mom plays with LEGOs
- I Had Your Dad's Atlaspheres In My Mouth Last Night

State Line Distillery
- Joe's Alimony at the Waffle house
- All eyes on the queen of the north

Third Space Brewing
- O'Trivia Rodrigo
- Salmonella gives me the Schlitz

Uncommon Pints
- Rodgers busted Achilles

UpDown MKE
- You Can’t Tennessee Me
- Yada Yada Yada Michelle Obama
- Billzzz Babezz
- Doc Ock’s Docked Cock 
- Dr. Octopussy and the Seven Dwarves 
- Joe Biden Off The Henney

- One shared brain cell
- Big Venus energy

Wisconsin Brewing Co
- Bone Blow Air Team

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Jehovah’s Thiccness

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Catfished by Snowden

Willy's on the Water
- Feely McAnderson
- Quiz me baby one more time

- I Got Plane Diarrhea 
- My Ex Tinder Date Was Here
- Accidently Awesome 
- Moe Money Moe Problems! 
- Risky Quizness 
- TMI: Thicc Men Investigation 
- Gordon's Idiot Sandwiches
- Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 


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