Best Team Names of May 2024

Lord of the Rings Trivia
- Kegolas
- Brew-Mir
- Hop-Bits (The Fellowship of the Drink). 
- Shelobotomy
- The Second Breakfast Club
- A Band of Gentlemanly Dwarves
- Gollum's Gangster 
- The Beer Ents
- Lord of the Cockrings
- Aragorn’s Toe 
- Thrillbo Baggins 
- I think Frodo and Samwise should have kissed
- Pippin' Ain't Easy
- Frodo-graphic Memory
- Gryffindor 
- It Comes in Pints 
- Tolkien on that Longbottom Leaf
- Helms deep in it
- We don't Legolose
- One does not simply make a trivia team name
- Gondor calls for ale
- 1-800-MOR-DORS

Star Wars Trivia
- Leia Beia 
- Ope-i-wan Kenobia 
-  Luke and Leia ONlyFans 
- Alderaan Answers 
- Looking for love in Alderaan places
- Imperial Walker, Texas Ranger
- The Mighty Porgs 
- I kissed my sister and I liked it! And I think she did too!!!
- Lars family bbq 
- Han shot first 
- OBGYN Kenobi

1840 Brewing Co - West Bend
- Quiz Khalifa
- In Dog Beers We've Had One.

Baldwin Street Grille
- too high for this shit

The Baaree
- New Hampshire nearly twisted us up all dark + stormy 
- Forever Last 
- Say 'ello to my little team!
- Red Hot Titty Peppers Are Rusty

The Barrel Yard
- Fear the Beer
- Multigenerational Smartinis
- Honey I Shrunk the Quiz

Bobby's Bar
- First place is cheating 
- I blame my partner
- Don’t quiz yet…..I’m gonna quiz
- 3 ninjas 
- 404 Page Not Found
- Does this bar stool make me look fat?

Brass Monkey
- That peach emoji 🍑 is sweet! 😉
- they say with age come wisdom so therefore I don't have wrinkles I have wise cracks 
- Katelin is off tonight because of an incident with a Twinkie and her mammoth cave
- I thought Beaver was in the front 🤔🦫
- Give Me Castaway
- All women have a little Marilyn in them… some might be Monroe, others might be Manson.

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- We took the ELLE because we didn’t want to walk around the desert for 40 Years
- Armadildos

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- POV Vacationing in Vanuatu 
- Going to Colorado!
- Pretty Fly for a Dumb Guy
- B(rain)stormers

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Flat Earthers From Around the Globe 
- TV Themes gave our score the craps
- Holes of Glory - I don't even know what that means, no one knows what that means but it's provocative it gets the people going! 
- Shaking My Hindenberg
- Oh Cal-Cut-A-Bitch 
- Ur moms anus in paris 
- Would not buy a hot dog from richard nixon 
- Tornados are just spinny clouds
- the crocs stay on during sex
- Alexander and his great cingulum

Caffrey's Pub
- Finals week schminals week” 
- My sexual awakening was the green M&M
- Poutin My Horse in her Coliseum

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Is that the Washington monument in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Frankfurt Feasters
- Hard to be a smooth criminal when falling down
- Pen hold and shake hand are my favorite forms of foreplay

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- BBL Drakiosaurus
- Soft and wet after a cock fight with Elton John
- Call me a spelunker the way I’m deep in her cave
- Surf On My Poutine

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Admiral Oolong tea
- Frankfurter? I hardly know her
- Becker? I hardly know her
- Hoover, I hardly know her

Crafty Cow - Milwaukee
- Blowing this quiz like the Hindenburg 
- Ben Dover

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- The Baggs Ultimate Friendship Experience
- No Need for a Lightning Round WHen There is LIghtning During the Quiz
- We would have won, but we were too busy watching the storm
- Damn it Janet

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Our flight landed at 1:30am and we still made it to trivia 
- On top of Mt Everest, I've got hard Nepals
- Don't buy any pics from a tricky dick
- Im the Lady, he's the Tramp
- a 7 year itch is what my ex gave me
- Salmon P. Chasing that money

Deer Camp MKE
- fuck the pacers #ronaldreaganwitchcraft
- hungry hungry hippos for your West Virginia
- Would you like a little more banana in you?
- in god we bust
- these questions are very mojo dojo casa house

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Tiramisohorny 
- Escargot to the Polls
- The Rock Pees in Bottles on Set. 
- Soft and wet frankfurts 
- Jizzasaurus Rex 
- If the Glove Fits, You Must Acquit 
- Quizzing in your Pants on a Monday is Not Recommended by the NHS

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- We are not the champions
- The fellowship of the worlds strongest drinks
- Greenland is part of Denmark 
- Hotter than a lightning bolt
- the largest stationary monument in Northern California is… YO MAMA

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- 1.5 liters of wine = one serving
- Cubs still suck and Counsell too

Gabe's Wisconsin Tavern
- Tornado Trashers
- We Used Our Phones the Entire Time

Gathering Place Brewing - Tosa
- Drinkin' Hard or Hardly Drinkin'
- Does Captain Phillips Count…? The Pirate Said He Was The Captain!

Good City Brewing - East Side MKE
- I came in like a wiener dog

Good City Brewing - Tosa
- Chat GPT told me to GTFO
- Autocorrect is my enema
- Tom Brady Drinks Bud Light. 
- Who is John Cena?
- Stay in the kitchen Harrison butker

Grace Coffee - Waunakee
- Better Late than Pregnant 
- DKS (Don’t know Shit) 
- Cunning Linguist
- Better Late Than Pregnant 
- Brainiacs
- Let’s Get Quizzical

Growlers East Tosa
- I'm ridin; solo but im not Jason Derulo
- Dont pull out..  your phones
- Drunk Teachers
- Misery Quizness

Hawthorne Coffee
- I’m tired of these mother fuckin’ questions on these mother fuckin’ sheets! 
- Every father is a mother fucker.
- Pace of Donkey's, My Ass!
- They wanted us to choose a team name but we said no no no

Izzy Hops
- Marge Simpson’s Buttery Yellow Breasts
- Sadam Hussein’s POV of Uranus
- Your mom had 11,000 visitors on April 17, 1907
- Penis Protectors 
- Confucius say “What the fuck is a Cingulum?”
- Pommel my Cingulum

Jack's American Pub
- 2 Indians and a Canadian walk into a bar
- Bucks in 6
- Stephen hawkins school of dance 
- Bitchkreig

Lion's Tail Brewing
- I come in a Jiffy
- S.A.T. Stumped ass team
- my beaver is on the front
- I don’t know much about sandwiches but I’ll put my jam in pearl

- What percent fat is Nepal (Nipple) fat? 
- 400 Meter Dude Cave 
- BBC-->Doctor Who loves the BBC
- Smartinis

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- The Hindenburg aka Lindasy Lohan's Crotch 
- A few good men put a shot in your mom's fuzzy door 
- The Acquitted Duke Lacrosse team 
- Going down on your mom like the hindenburg 
- Brad Pitt is a shit father 
- Russian to North Korea!
- Nixon lasted 10 hours and 10 minutes in Uranus 
- Tricky Dick's voyage to Uranus 
- Raging lesbians +1
- Iranian president stoned to death by mountain 
- Total eclipse of the shart
- Total e-schlitz of the heart 
- Photoshop isn’t trivia 
- Riding your mom like a pommel horse

MobCraft Beer - Milwaukee
- SMH...So Much Hate
- Smuggling Simpsons Porn to North Korea
- Jeff Probst Saves the Day
- Bigger, Longer and Uncut: My POV when my Stepdad Visits
- Justice for the fourth Jonas, Frankie Jonas
- Socrates Deez Nuts

MobCraft Beer - Woodstock
- None of your Quizness, Bitches
- Hoppy Hores

- the other gay team
- King of castle king of the castle 
- Why use funny name when stupid quote does trick?
- Cum-diddy-yumtious 
- Skyscraper? I barely know her
- Broke Back to the Future

Ope! Brewing Co
- his last name doesn’t matter - he’s just Ken!
- Forget the northern lights, I want a POV of Uranus
- Mr. president, there’s been a second Moses question.
- Coincidentally my girlfriend also calls me little John

The Panther Pub
- the arm-a-dildos

Perspective Brewing Co
- Godzilla vs. Kendrick vs. Drake 
- Neil Armstrong's 3rd Leg... The Untold Story
- Kentucky Fried Strawberry Twinkies: Now with Seeds on the Outside!
- Not Great Expectations

Pete's Pub
- no eyebrows, no problems
- Dykes of Hazard (we don’t know if you will say it but it’s okay with us because we’re gay)
- For Sale, Bend Over
- Dr Pussy Popper

Pilot Project Brewing
- Sucks in Bix 
- Bare Coochie Bobsledders
- I Was Never Given a Name 
- Drake’s Favorite Key is A Minor
- Coincidentally, my girlfriend also calls me Cameroon because I also give her double Os
- Bloaty and the Who-Fish 
- Two Brains, No Answers
- Jefferey Dahmer was a Vegan!!

Pomona Cider Co.
- Samuel-mutha-fucking-jackson 
- Georgia O'Queef 
- Put your magic mike in-cider
- Cider, I barely know her
- Snuggle like a virgin
- Bruno Mars threw the first brick at stonewall 
- I mount her until I Rushmore 
- everlasting cheese!
- We got 99 problems but 34 felony counts aint one

Raised Grain Brewing
- She worked my Lincoln log” like “Nintendo” and gave me that “four-in-hand” til I “Condoleezza Riced” - I Made My First Dad Joke 
- Hungry Hungry Mother Fuckers
- When I get excited about trivia my willy wonka shoots out a-gust-of gloop
- Brokeback bitches

Rally Time - West Bend
- Your Mom Will Do An About Face For Some Cookies n' Cream 
- How To Make Sextuplets? You Arma-get-it-on! 
- 1st And 9th Life Pussy
- Shout OUt To Wild Things and Jergens for Helping Hable In 1998
- Hugh Hefter Puts The Moan In Lisa
- I Prematurely Quizzed and My Wife Kicked Me Out Of The Bedroom 
- Dixie Normous
- Hugh G. Rection
- I’m gay for sports, I’m really into Bucks stuff!

Sahale Ale Works
- Mothaf***ing Snakes at Mothaf***ing Sahale
- We run this Motha 
-Strangers With Candy
- Pina Colada Piss Tanks!!! 
- Who does #2 work for?!
- I’ll Grub Your Hub! God, that’s dirty!! Buy me dinner first!!

State Line Distillery
- Over the Hedgegog 
- It’s Britney Witch Dot Com 
- OOPS! I took last again
- This Is Us Trying 
- RIP Cricket 
- O'Keefes Queefs
- The Late Great Hannibal Lecter 
- Quiztopher Walken 
- Nick Cannon's Future Baby Mamas
- Smut? Just call it erotica! 
- Morena is Bad Ass! 
- Mentally at the Four Seasons Orlando

Station 1 Brewing
- Livin in a VanGough down by the river 
- Sorry Boys, We Only Look Gay
- It’s Not That Small
- Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem

Surly Brewing
The Criminals From The Statistics

Third Space Brewing
- Tall Glass of Hog Water
- We Were Pretty Les Miserables Tonight

Up Down
- Troy Built Riding Mower, Burns Oil, Cuts Well, Ask for Mike 
- The Cube Root of Poop 
- These Tuplets are Doing What???
- Does Mona Lisa’s Carpet Match the Eyebrows? 
- Twinkies, with Raisins?! 
- Save a Twinkie, Ride a Micro State!
- Semi Pro Beaver Rammers 
- Call a Doctor, DaVinci is Coding!
- We Wonder How Many 4 Inch Beams Marilyn Monroe Has Straddled

Willy's on the Water
- free my willy

Whole Foods Streeterville
- I drink beer out of a whiskey glass to be classy

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Small hands big win
- Please be nice, we suck
- Even a magnum doesn’t everlast me
- Oh Schlitz!

Wisconsin Brewing Co
- It’s okay to be a Swiftie! 
- Quiz in my pants
- Eminem and Ed Sheeran are Identical Twins.
- The Worst We Can Do is 3rd.


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