Best Team Names of July 2024



Harry Potter Trivia
- Losing Trivia? After all this time? Always!
- Drink ‘til you S.P.E.W.
- My 11 year old Harry Potter encyclopedia carried the team 
- Bellatrix’s B’s 
- Hawk Tuah spit on that wand
- Your Mom's a Horcrux
- Dumbledorks
- Hungru Hungry Hippogriffs
- Every day I'm mugglin'
- HufflePuff Puff Pass
- Neville Gonna Give You Up
- I got 99 problems but a snitch aint one
- Dead Sirius
- Neville gonna give you up, Neville gonna let you down
- Dumbledeez Knutz 
- This Potion made Me Tipsy 
- I Only Read the Fan Fic
- Your mom’s a Horcrux
- You're gonna make me Krum
- Quidditch bitches
- We who must not be named

Parks and Rec Trivia
- Kim Kardashian's Cum-Back Story
- Three Skin
- Parks and Get Rec'd
- Knope/Swanson 2024.
- Dammit Jerry! 
- Scarecrow Boat 
- Michael W. Rulez!
- Fleetwood Mac sex pants 
- Snork Juice 
- Turd Crapley’s Perdverts
- Quiz Yo Self! 
- Committee to re-elect Jan Cooper as mayor of Whoreville!
- Five skin (formerly known as fourskin)

1840 Brewing
- Is That An Ossicone In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me.
- 20,000 Beers In My Mouth
- O Say, Can You Drink?
- MC Hammered

Amp Haus
- Team 101 problems, and sadly trivia is 1 of them.

The Baaree
- Quiz in your pants!
- Sleeping beauty's bodycount was a thrill in the dark 
- There Are No Checkpoints To Get Into My Hard Perimeter
- I said Olym Pic not dick pic.

Baldwin Street Grille
- the Kunts

Bassett Street Brunch Club
- mousekatools
- Sensual Badgers!!!

BJ's Crafty Tap
- Dear Baby Jesus. please let lightning strike both Biden and Trump
- I dont pull out but my president does

Bobby's Bar
- Gray lives matter
- Dirty Serbs

Brass Monkey
- Tomorrow, I, Quizmaster Katelin, will attempt to break my own world record by choking down 76 wieners in 10 minutes. 
- Mo Glizzy, Mo Problems! 
- Friendly reminder: no one is going to watch the fireworks video on your phone.
- It’s not Gladiator. It’s Glad He Ate Her.
- WHORES
- Moby Dick’s in Ur Anus
- 69: Best Score, Especially When It’s This Fucking Hot in Here 🥵

Broken Bat Brewing
- free Joey’s chestnuts
- Let me see your Titicacas

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- No Clue What Mel B's Roman Empire Is 
- Van Damme Yankees
- Real house wives of Brookfield
- The master and the baters
- The budgy smugglers

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- I Camelot in your mom last KNIGHT 
- Petition to ratify the new country of Mango
- Real Housewives of Cafe Hollander
- Flunging your mom's bootylicious backside
- Buzz Lightyear from toy story is dummy thicc.
- Who doesn’t love a good stroke of the breast!

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- You go LOW we go LOWLANDER
- Quizney Princesses
- The RNC Crew (Really Not Cool)
- It's Past Nana's Bedtime
- Dumber than we look
- Bring back naked Olympians covered in olive oil!

Caffrey's Pub
- VAR stands for Voluptuous Assed Referees
- Ghost of Christmas Ass
- Whitey Bulger was my nickname in high school
- Joe Biden pulled out but I didn’t
- The official language of Switzerland is money laundering

Camp Bar Shorewood
- She suck on my white dwarf until I Fillmore 
- Marky marks titanium Johnson
- The smallest male organ… the brain
- With a heavy heart (and heavier liver) we regret to inform you that we still suck at trivia. But are great at drinking 
- Terrible city trivia tours 
- Danny devitos divas
- Have you ever been to a 45 cent concert? 50 cent featuring nickel back 
- Cleopatra had a nice asp 
- Do you like it in the asp? Cleopatra didn’t.

Camp Bar Third Ward
- The Yankee Doodle Daddies
- 60 MPH Peruvian Mole 
- CSI Bussy 
- Everything In The British Museum May Be Stolen But Sabrina Stole My Heart
- She Shuttle On My Cock Til I Zoink In Her Red Sea 
- How Much Cock Could A Shuttle Cock Shuttle if A Shuttlecock Could Shuttle Cock
- I've Had It With These MF Pythons On This MF Air Force Two
- Department of Counting Shit

Camp Bar Tosa
- Hawk Tua Infinity and Beyond
- - next up, CSI Milwaukee
- Reeces pieces of me by Ashlee Simpson
- Camp bar will shuttle your cock to a brewers game
- I don’t pull out but my couch does

Copper on King
- The 7-year Itch

Crafty Cow - Bay View
- Lord of the Zings

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Run, Taylor, Run!

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Call me King Arthur because i sure came a lot
- Ghana the chances of winning
- Razzle Dazzle spirit fingers
- Think outside the mac n cheese box
- Disney-issued Budgie Smugglers

Deer Camp
- Flat Earth Society

Eagle Parking Brewing - MKE
- MILFord Fill-More 
- Millard Filmire Only Served One Term, He Can Still Run Again!!!!!
- Mercury + Bromine ain't the only liquid metals at room temperature after I quiz in my pants 
- There's "Norway" we're gonna lose 
- Find us at feetpics.com/quiz
- EKTO COOLER? I hardly know her
- Ashley Simpson: Drug Lord
- RNC Deez Nits 
- Mr Peanut's Money Shot
- She Lynyard on My Skynyrd 
- Shuttle my cock with those buscemi eyes
- Juuls, a Measure for Nicotine

Eagle Parking Brewing - Muskego
- Only if jfk had a Kevlar poker face
- Quizpics.com/feet for free?
- Mr. Peanut gave me his funny bone
- I thought the Olympics was in Buenos acres but I took the wrong plane and ended up in Melbourne 
- slammin mammies
- Nospaaratu or Die Trying!

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- the real housewives of E to the G
- My quizmaster is the bomb DJ
- Kamala ver my chest

Gabe's Wisconsin Tavern
- Hoof Harted

Gathering Place Brewing
- Jar Jar Drinks
- Uncle and Aunt Twerp Play Trivia
- JD Vance in a Steinhafel's

Growlers East Tosa
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Call Me Palpatine!

Hawthorne Coffee
- Taco Bell Lead to the Great Stink
- The Tenacious Don'ts

The Horse and Plow
- Let's Get Quizzical

Izzy Hops
- What the Fuck is that Brown Thing? 
- She Mogul on my Bamboo until I Renegade 
- My fat ass thought that was fried chicken 🍗
- We already told our mom we won tonight.
- I got my bladder transplant in Kohler, Wisconsin
- Don’t Share Your Underwear with Magic Johnson

Jack's American Pub
- C U Next Tuesday
- I taught Cierra Economics
- Hanky Panky
- Mission shrimpossible
- Shrimp Possible and Prawn Stoppable
- We should’ve dropped out like Biden 
- Bernie made off with Mrs Robinson
- Childless cat ladies

Lake Louie Brewing
- Hail to the Queen Tay-Tay
- Clued and Clueless.
- No One Likes Piano Covers!!!!

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Maybe if you built a statue of Capn Crunch in Trafalgar Square instead of that loser Admiral Nelson, your stupid empire wouldn't have collapsed
- Your mom can eat 77 hot dogs
- Dale Earnhardt on the final lap -- "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
- My pronouns are U-S-A!
- I'll wedge my Mason Dixon in your mouth
- You can't spell sausage without USA
- I sith in my pants
- R2 Deez Nutz
- I'd let Miley Cyrus wreck my balls until I Shutter Island
- the bears are going to be flogged, severed, and disemboweled by the packers this year
- Your meat dress is touching my Titicaca
- 69 gave Michael Douglas throat cancer
- Someday my prince will come in Uranus
- Trump: Dodging bullets since the 1968 Vietnam Draft
- My grandma can't wrestle but you should see her box
- We've got big barnets and we cannot lie
- Jimmy Carter for President 2024
- Yo Yo Ma plays the cello, but YO MAMA plays the Skin Flute
- Itty Bitty Tahiti Committee 

Lion's Tail Brewing
- Star spangled hammered
- hippopotomonstrosoquipadeliophobia is the fear of long words
- keep calm and eat my poon-tine (read as Stephen hawking)
- Brads ArmPitt

McGillycuddy's
- Chandle my bong hole
- Real Housewives of Whoville
- Quizdicks.com
- Jizzmaster Trivia

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Death by your mamas black hole
- Paint her like a Jackson pollack 
- She fusion on my ford until I focus 
- Beyonces camel was bootylicious
- Rehab is for quitters 
- Kennedy put his Adam’s in my bush 
- Helen Keller school of optometry
- My kid went to Disney and Ariel gave him crabs

MobCraft Beer - MKE
- She Calls me Merlin because I Camelot
- Hoping Daniel gets that "Hawktuch" tonight
- Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz; These girls (bitches) know their shiz
- Looking for a few good men to stick my landing

North Pillar Brewing
- My dog is cuter than yours 
- 1776 beers
- Angry Rabbits missing a foot 
- Get Your Kicks on Route 66

O'Lydias
- RNC: Grinder's superbowl
- Brew Dairy More

Ope Brewing
- who the f*ck drinks fosters?
- Rosa Parks should’ve called shot gun
- my neck, my crack, my llama and my back
- The Three Must Get Beers
- You could not pay me enough tho share undies with my coworkers!

Panther Pub
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Lord of who the fuck knows

Perspective Brewing co
- Mrs. Doubtfire Blue My Giant Squid
- Fell Out of a Coconut Tree for This
- Smokey the Bartender says "Drink Up"

Pete's Pub
- I can pecan that pie but I can’t pecan that ass
- What did Spartacus say when the centurion went down on his wife? Gladiator
- her poutine makes my cheese semi hard
- Lady Gaga’s Titicacas
- My couch pulls out but JD Vance doesn’t

Pilot Project
- The Real Housewives of Hawk Tuah

Pomona Cider Co
- I'll Kum in Your Quat 
- She fleetwood on my mac til I jeter 
- Elvis Died in HIS great stink
- in-cider knowledge 
- pee pee alert *wee wee*
- She papa on my Guinea till I knew

Raised Grain Brewing
- What’s bigger: The Pacific Ocean, Earths Landmass or Your Mom? 
- Cosmo-nut in her Fabre-jayjay


Rally Time West Bend
- Why was Mona Lisa smiling? Glad he ate her!

Sahale Ale Works
- Ukraines President Putin’s Big Boy Press Conference 
- Stop you’re going to Quiz on me!
- Gaze at your PP

State Line Distillery
- My Grindr Crashed at the RNC 
- "We never said 'congress' sam"; Sam: I'm being Gaslit!
- We bought our couch from JD Vance of Facebook Marketplace 
- Only coconut cocktails ‘til November.

Third Space Brewing
- Make the Green M&M Sexy again
- Vhaegar is a raggedy old bitch #teamblack
- J.D. Vance, Vance Refrigeration
- Steve Aoki and the Budgy Smugglers

UpDown MKE
- Will Smith got day Giant Squid
- Stop Asking Questions About Fucking Monopoly!!
- Bangkok Uranus
- Humps Day!

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- My eyes are the size of basketballs when I see my honey - awoogha

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Heliocentrics are annoying

Zocalo
- My favorite president is Palpatine
- Inv-Asians
- Fake News: MOON LANDING

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