Best Team Names of August 2024



Swiftie Trivia
- Swiftielicious Sparkle Muffins (Taylor’s Version) 
- It’s my BirthTAY
- Karma is winning trivia 
- Feeling depressed so I pretend it’s my Birthday
- This was a (Taylor) Swift kick in the dick
- Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I can’t play (Taylor Swift trivia)
- Blank spaces
- Lights, Camera, Teach, Smile 
- The Board of Directors of the Tortured Poets Department. 
- Trivia Masters (Taylor’s version). 
- I don’t know about you…but we’re older than 22!
- In Our Winning Era 
- Two Swifties and a Snail 
- The Tourtured Swifties
- YOYOK (You're On Your Own Kid)
- Give the Mic back, Kanye
- She was sunshine, I was raised grain 
- Children Cat Ladies
- who’s afraid of little old us? You shouldn’t be, we lost.
- My beers ricochet

The Office Trivia
- Rit dit dit da doo 
- Scott’s tots 
- Try my cookie, cookie 
- Why didn’t you ask about: Michael Scott’s dunder mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure? 
- I feel good in this park tonight 
- The voldemorts 
- If we’re not first we will send it back 
- What’s updog? 
- Threat level date night 
- Hardcore parkour
- We are the fucking lizard kings!
- This is too hard... that's what she said
- Bob kazimaki’s school for young gymnasts
- hazy Scranton 
- Serenity by Jan
- Justice 4 Sprinkles 
- DNC Surprise Speaker: Dwight Schrute 
- Ew Meredith, where Are You Panties? 
- VOL-DE-MORT (he who shall not be named), 
- Assistant to the quizmaster,
- The 'sconnie stranglers
- Mose toes
- The oaky afterbirths
- Prison Mike's Dementor's
- Ignorant sluts who fumbled this game worse then Kevin's chili.
- Knights of the night 
- Little Kid Lovers

1840 Brewing - West Bend
- I Thought We'd Be Better
- Turkish Shart Shooters
- I Won That Boxing Match Fair & Square & If YOu Don't Like It You Can Suck My Co@k." - Imane Khelif
- Call Me Alcatraz Cause I Gave Your Mom The Rock Last Night

The Baaree
- HOPING FOR A CLEAR SKY ROUND INSTEAD OF A LIGHTNING ROUND
- IT IS VERY MOIST TONIGHT
- The Buffalo Bills smashed your girl
- WOOKIE OF THE YEAR 
- Stephen King's basic instinct is hard in Zumba
- I Love Cockpits
- WHISKEY, TANGO, FOXTROT

BJ's Crafty Tap
- Can we buy a vowel
- Rachel Rae, cooking up a win
- The Second Wives Club
- Empty nesting tuition drinking
- This is how we play trivia - very demure, very mindful 
- Cheese Curd Nerds

Bobby's Bar
- Going for the gold (or silver)

Brass Monkey
- I say we put up the Christmas Tree now and call it a fucking year.
- We thought this was speed dating… 
- I don’t know what I’m doing and I’m scared
- Children who don’t memorize their state capitals limit their future success at trivia
- I quizzed a girl and I liked it. Her eyes were Steve Buscemi’s.

Broken Bat Brewing
- I curl up in a ball when he impalas me

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Hollander (w)hores
- William Shakespeare's tiny tragedy
- The Ellen Degenerates
- Who the fuck is Michael Chitless?

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- She Alexa on my Dot till I Echo
- The Kamala Sutra
- Mona Lisa’s Bankrupt Cantaloupe on a Squatty Potty
- I’m going to Creme Puff your mom tonight.

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Started from the Bottom,  Probably still there
- HOLY KARMA SUTRA EMPIRE
- Vats of Useless Knowledge
- Here for the beer with a side of trivia

Caffrey's Pub
- My sea cucumber is finger lickin’ good
- Air Horse One? More like Air Horse Hung!
- RIP Wilbur (thanks for the bacon)
- Every mom’s favorite trivia team

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Melbourne to die
- Lego my dinglehopper
- she popped my cherry garcia on an ikea bed
- Ed Sheeran can cuttle me

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Faster Than Noah Lyles (In Bed)
- I Got Bang Koked On Air Whores One 
- Mile High Club on Air Horse One
- Jeff Makes My Heart Go On 
- Cum-bucha
- Miss Congentialia

Camp Bar - Tosa
- All Simone Biles exes live in Texas
- If I had a night with Beyoncé I’d also be a one hit wonder
- We’re just here for the popcorn
- Layne Collins’ dad wrote the score to Tarzan

Copper on King
- Colonel Sanders' Sea Cucumber
- The Beer Neccessities
- The Stool Samples

Crafty Cow - MKE
- outatime to unleash a crazy train on my squatty potty
- Lets get quizzical with TRIVIA Newton John

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Currently in our blue period

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- All I wanted was a breakfast club but instead I got a Rob Lowe job
- We got screwed by Dick and balls
- Didgeridoo-doo on the squatty potty
- Dwayne "Alcatraz" Johnson

Deer Camp
- White Tie Hooligans
- Your mom has a jelly belly
- Excuse me your majesty, I meant your mom
- footlooser than your mom

Eagle Park Brewing - MKE
- My Chocolate Truffle Balls Have Thick Skin
- One Million Teddy Bear Walking the Catwalk! 
-  JD Vance Bangkoked Our Couch
- I'm a Guy and Uruguay 
- Piper? I Barely Know Her 
- We put the Team in TEMU
- J.D. Power Fuck the Couch 
- WTF if a Water Bear?

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Who wants to live in Plano, Texas?
- quizpics.com/piss
- IKEA accidents
- Horoscope says - booking my flight to Venezuela

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- Real or fake: the quizmaster drives a Prius
- Gerald Ford was pretty fly for a white guy
- King Charles is Brat

Gabe's Wisconsin Tavern
- Sandy Balls

Gathering Place Brewing
- Where Can We Get a Yellow Submarine

Growlers
- Dannibal Lecter.
- Autocorrect is my enema
- Aunt Selma's Ex-husbands

Hawthorne Coffee
- Buck Futter
- Raygun renegades

Horse & Plow
- Smarty Pints
- Cereal Killers
- the Thirsty Thursdays
- The Violent Phlegms
- Quizter Sizters

The Hub
- Beer Neccessities

Izzy Hops
- Purchased Weird Al’s Yank in Louisiana
- More cut throat than the Terms and Conditions of Disney +
- Uncooperative Trivia Mic

Jack's
- Stripper Related
- Is Venezuela Bankrupt? 
- Diggery-Dudes
- doing meth on mars with Avril

Lake Louie Brewing
- Here for the Beer
- Sweltering Tuesday Trivia.

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- I would have had a gold medal in pole vaulting if my Devil's Tower hadn't knocked the bar off
- A boy's life: going Dumbo in her Holy Grail until she squirts blood from her eyes
- Not so GREAT Britain
- Where does the Queen of England live? Trick question -- she doesn't #USA
- Kurt Russelled his thing into Reese Witherspoon
- "Danish Toy" - do not Google that
- Daisy Duke... freeing Willies since 1980
- Who the fuck wants to go to the UK?
- More dangerous mouth: Killer Whale or Nancy Reagan
- You should see what I can beat 80 times per second
- Hey, why are my Pringles so gritty

Lion's Tail Brewing
- dying hard on the titanic
- orange is the new bad at trivia

McGillycuddy's
- I’m In Love With the Coco, I Mean Salt!
- Fuck, We’re Dumb
- Spongebob is Toxic
- Adolf you made a meth 
- Smartinis

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Housing Rumpleminze should be an olympic sport
- Rumor is bill gates can take Andy dick
- She squatty on my potty til mt Vesuvius erupts
- 10 things I hate about drake

MobCraft - MKE
- In the mornin’ I’m makin’ waffles
- My cantaloupes are on in a melon

North Pillar Brewing
- my bulge cost me a gold medal
- You Just Got Kerrigan’d
- Quiz in my Pants 
- I can See Sarah Palin from my Backyard
- Ben Dover & Phil McCracken

O'Lydias
- Dildo is not in Canada, check the drawer
- Betty White was hot
- Bambi's mom tasted great

Ope Brewing
- what would you do if I knew hoodoo that you do?
- Blue period? You should probably go get that checked out
- We Cantelope cause we're OUTATIME
- Ope, I’m parked in.

Panther Pub
- Weekday at Bernie’s
- Deez Nuts on your Qin
- Girl Scout milfs

Pete's Pub
- 10,000 meter python in the beaver
- Armageddon out of here
- I ran the Boston marathon and all I got was the hersey squirts
- Dodge these balls so you can suck our crocs

Pilot Project Brewing
- Twister? I hardly know her!
- Give me back my bronze!
- See how we play trivia? Very demure, very mindful. We don't cheat on our phones. Very cutesy 
- Cock and Balls!
- Two Broke Gays

Pomona Cider Co
- Fuck Marry Kill: The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe
- She smash on my dildo until I poo
- Everyone remembers total recall for 3 reasons 
- Polly Wog Stew tay(taylors version)
- Christian bale me out of Betty whites black hole
- I came in like a meat ball - Miley cyrus
- We were outnumbered

Public Brewing Co
- Intellectual Spectatles
- Just here to make things awkward
- The American Association of Childless Cat Ladies

Raised Grain Brewing
- I’m the Filipino Neil Diamond
- My basic instinct is to drink old fashioneds
- I’m witch bish,

Rally Time West Bend
- The Skin Flute Dies Hard In The Tiger Woods
- Goofy Goobers

Red Lion Pub
- Adam Sandler is MY Jewish Elvis

Sahale Ale Works
- Queen Elizabitchslapped Uncle Sam
- Testicle Poo Smash
- Titanic Swim Team
- Wrong night to leave our rolexs at home
- Carnivore Craig and the Pork Pullers

State Line Distillery
- Quizteama Aguleira
- Mr. Peanuts big arm testicle
- Cottage Core Chutzpah
- We'll be watching you with Steve Buschemi eyes as you leave tonight

Third Space Brewing
- Get Out Me Swamp

UpDown
- Al Caboner
- Still Better than RayGun
- She Cuban on my Missile til I Have a Crisis

Wahlburgers
- E is for Idiot

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- We’re calm. We’re demure. We’re not like the other trivia teams

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- I "DO" Want to be a Milionaire
- Came here for the gift card and all I got was a piece of cake
- What’s black and blue and worn all over? Megan’s pants!
- The lady and the tramp stamp

Zocalo
- Midwest Distress
- the only Greek name we know is Antetokoumpo
- The hills are alive with the sound of trivia 
- Wage her, I hardly know her 
- Who are we (team name)

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