Best Team Names of April 2025



White Lotus Trivia
- These Gays Are Trying to Quiz Me!
- Armond’s Last Seating 
- Thai me up, Thai me down 
- Armond's butt snorkle 
- Armond and the terrible awful no-good very bad day 
- The pornchai's
- IM IN THE PINEAPPLE SUITE AND THERES A SUICIDAL DUKE IN MY ROOM 
- He was kinda...fuckin' his uncle 
- Can I scatter my mothers ashes 
- White Lotus season 4: the Wisconsin Dells 
- Armond bang(ing) kok(s) 
- Theo James' prosthetic penis
- Our achilles heel is our achilles cock 
- Lorazepam ladies
- The Laraza-Pam's
- Brothers, Can you spare a handjob? 
- Bring Back Tanya! 
- Dirty Blender

Pixar Trivia
- Inside Out of Answers
- RIP the Pope Car from Cars 2, you would’ve loved GTA 6
- Oozma kappa… we’re ok 
- Anxiety
- Yeti, set, go 
- You just made me ink 
- Andy’s womb 
- Monsters thInc
- Buzzed Lightbeer
- Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...!
- There's No I in Pixar 
- Parr-ticipants 
- No Capes! Just Trivia
- Buzzed & Woody 
- Dick Pix-ar 
- Pixar This! 
- Oozma Kappa Rejects 
- Buzzed Light Beer 
- Booze-ma Kappa 
- I'll round up your Woody 
- Tariff, who invited that kid?
- Woody and buzzed

1840 Brewing
- Sue the Rough Rider
- Our Score Is LIke A Baby Ruth In A Pool
- Your Mom's Screen Resolution Is 69
- JD Vance. The Other Legal Form Of Biblical Punishment

Baldwin Street Grill
- Dumb and dumber

Bassett Street Brunch Club
- You're a quizard Harry

BJs Crafty Tap
- On a scale of casey Anthony to Jared Vogel how much do you like kids?
- If 15 minutes in space makes you an astronaut than Im a gynecologist 
- Sherlock Holmies
- Off to see the quizzard 
- E= Mc Hammered

Brass Monkey
- My wife thinks I’m out jogging. 🏃
- We love Reynold’s Wrap and hate Taylor’s boyfriend’s football team, too! 
- Slap a Tariff on DAT ASS! 
- Butt Sweat and Beers 
- May 28th - Brass Monkey 10-Year Celebratory Gang Bang 
- Only BOOBS I have seen are on a calculator.
- Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber 
- I guarantee nobody had Kanye sucking dick on their 2025 bingo card.
- Katy Perry’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in Space… “So Brave” 
- Richard Nixon Can Raid My Lost Ark

Brown Deer Beer Garden
- I QUIZZED MY PANTZ

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- No Tariffs In Baseball
- Tama-Gotchya!
- Brazil Deez Nuts
- Frodo Baggin's Chips
- Well, Actually, A Joey Is The Term For The Baby Of Any Marsupial
- Knock Knock, Who's There? Me. Me Who? Haha, you're still reading this
- My Last Five Brain Cells

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- The Rusty Meows (April Fools!)
- She Stephen Hawk-Tuah on “The Thing” till I *(Chewbacca noises)*
- Fuck you Trump, Ford and Hitler
- Is that a Polly in your Pocket or are you just happy to see me? 
- Seems like JD Vance Killed the Pope
- She Meat on my Feet Until I Sorry! 
- The Ovarian Sisters

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- No Tomfoolery this April fools
- Ain't no Hollander-back Girl
- These Questions are TAXing
- Here 4 the Drinks
- Our drinking team has a trivia problem 
- Is that a plate of meat in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 
- The Quizzard of Oz

Caffrey's Pub
- Erin Burke turned 22 and all I got was this lousy T shirt
- I’m Mary Poppins, bitch!
- JD Vance killed the Pope

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- check out the bracket on her!
- You should Afghanistan-stray kids
- Kenya see Uranus 
- Orange ya glad I didn’t say Uranus
- 122 years and I still haven’t found Uranus
- itty bitty quizy commmittee

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- I Found A Zeppelin In Your Djibouti 
- Cock Blocked By Doc Ock 
- Ohio State Is A Football School
- Mary's Poppin Her Melons For Some Hunnids
- Echo-locating Your Mom
- JD Vance Killed The Pope
- Sugar We're Going Down On Lady Gaga's Meat 
- Meat By The Feet

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Krause puked in the urinal
- Quizticular Torsion
- JD Vance murdered the Pope
- it’s all ogre now

Cedar Jacks
- Pole Dancing Grannies
- The transponsters? Trampolining? Those aren't real words!
- I was told maserbation causes blindness 
- Half, Half, Whole

Copper on King
- Eden Booty
- Joan of Art and Literature

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- 2 egg whites and the single yolk!
- we are only fashionistas at trivia

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- What's the only be that can't fly? The Kobe :(
- Matt Dammit 
- Put this in your mouth
- Trump got his degree from University of Phoenix
- I miss the EPA
- RIP Princess Di, the original passenger princess

Deer Camp
- So do giraffes give good head???
- Great Wall of Vagina
- 0.8 is one high BAC
- yak me off in the Hard Rock Cafe


Eagle Park Brewing - MKE
- Djibouti deez nuts 
- Djibouti stuff - everyone's doing it 
- We Can't Forgive Djibouti, but we can't forget Djibouti
- Hummas Cummas in My Bummas
- how to loose a guy in 10 days… Uranus
- Gaga on shrek’s woodwind 
- You know what’s not silent? Lady Gaga’s meat flappers 
- Shrek milk showered me with his giant sequoia in a starry night

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Djibouti is a pain in the Aztec
- we memorized the LAST 10 countries
- Kenya echolocate Uranus?
- The 5th woodwind - my butt

Gathering Place Brewing
- Boys are from Mars, Girls are from Clockwise
- Yugoslavia, Theygoslavia, Weallgoslavia
- How many Happy Meals have a Happy Ending? 
- No Blonde, Burly Men 
- Jennaaaaay!!
- No Astronuts, Still No Chance

Holey Mackerel
- We Fart For The Arts 
- I oneder if I will ever have teammates 
- Mega-gone to track down that licking machine

Horse & Plow
- Elon Musk's Melted Cheeseheads 
- Never Gonna Quiz You Up
- That's Tariff-ying 
- Stop the bus, let my brother Jack off!
- Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you? 
- One small step for Katy
- More Fun Than the Draft 
- Super Secret Signal Chat 2: Electric Bugaloo

Hot House Tavern
- Rurd Ferguson.
- Trivia Newton John

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- We Totally Suck!
- AJ keeps over serving my Husband 
- I Quiz Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else
- Burly Blond Babes
- Dirty Tricky Dick Nutmeggers

Izzy Hops
- Chocolate bars are Heathy
- She Van Hale my Goldmember
- Giannis Antetotitties
- Who did it better? Henry II or the Milwaukee Bucks?

Jack's American Pub
- I think one of my dads is gay 
- Fuck Doc Rivers

Lake Louie Brewing
- Trivia Newton John
- The Public Servants (DOGE Target #1)

Lion's Tail Brewing
- Val Kilmer was the best Batman 
- I’m kinda like Pinocchio but it’s not my nose that grows
- Linda is a whore
- Yugoslavdeeznuts
- When you factor in pricing, McDonald’s toys are not “free”
- I can name 10 of my dads gases

McGillycuddy's
- Quizzly Bears
- Ligma nuts
- The little shits

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Quiz on our Frankfurter
- C-U in Fight Club!
- Dangerously Uninformed
- Is this team real or fake? 
- Deer Brinkers

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Oops we forgot Mississippi borders the Mississippi River 
- The best thing hitlers did was kill Hitler
- She screams “eureka” when I show her the Loch Ness monster
- Whitney Houston, we have a problem 
- Stephen Hawking is a faker
- Things you put in your mouth? More like things I put in my ass! 
- Lords of the cock rings 
- I have a thing you can put in your mouth
- Send quiz pics? 
- Can we make an Auschwitz joke 
- Oops I schlitz my pants again 
- Bucks loss, trivia loss, still have schlitz 
- Mind blowing trivia night #jfk
- My snake will inject you with poison
- Tyrese Halliburton’s dad is a bitch 
- Giannis is fucking staying

Milwaukee Brewing
- Old Enough for Knee Caps
- Whiskey, Tango, Smallpox

Mingle
- Rise of the Armadillos
- Dazed and Confused

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Go Potluck Yourself
- Are you pitting me?
- I don't know about big birds, but would you look at David's Pecker.

Molly McGuire's 
- The Saucy Baucy's
- Hotties & Creepy Old Man

North Pillar Brewing
- Still stuck on dickpics.com
- Some asshole always shouts BINGO. I’m that asshole.
- Are you smarter than an 8th grader? 
- Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
- JD Vance and the Vatican of Secrets
- MAGA- suck 100 hotdogs

O'Lydias
- We stumbled on spungles
- Condoms and rattlesnakes two things I don’t fuck with
- It only takes one lick to get to the center of my tootsie pop: team name
- Trump Loves Elon's Musk
- NanananananananananaBATEMAN!
- With the 23rd pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the Green Bay Packers select ... Jake Kessenich 
- ITS BRITNEY BITCH 
- Lil Wayne Tush Pushes Roger Goddell Into a Lambeau Leap

Ope Brewing
- One more time for the people in the back!
- Elon musk was the automaker whose portrait was on Hitler’s wall.
- JD Vance killed the pope
- I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling pacers

Panther Pub
- Stephen Hauk-Tuah
- Quiz in my pants

Pete's Pub
- Pete’s Pub government name is Peter Publication
- Tariff my clothes and go down like the economy
- The small pocket on your jeans is for holding your Aldi quarter
- Not the BBC I watch
- Honus Wagner’s big beefy bat

Pilot Project Brewing
- Trump loves Elon’s Musk
- The Quizzards of Oz 
- Egg Sheeran 
- Mr. Clean Dream Team
- David's as hard as a rock
- Is this trivia or a spelling bee??
- Fat kids are harder to kidnap 
- You know I thrill-her in my 2008 Honda Civic

Pioneer Bowl
- We are not smarter than a 5th grader
- The Test-Cole's 
- Your moms favorite
- My drinking team has a trivia problem
- Seggs
- Garbage lake people

Pomona Cider Co
- We Drinkin', Not Thinkin'
- Empty Head, No Deep Thought

Raised Grain Brewing
- Oolong is not a color
- Emma! Time to get your own health insurance 
- How much Heinz could and Edchup chup if an edchup could chup Heinz?
- It’s not Small Pox, it’s Averaged Sized Pox

Rally Time
- Trivia Challenged.
- I Only Have Myself To Blame!
- Two Douchebags
- You Selfish Son Of A Bitch! You Leave Us In The Trenches Taking Grenades John!

Sahale Ale Works
- I'll ram my Lil Jon into your Big and Rich
- Licks? Ain't nobody hot time for that!
- Tusch Gardens
- Don't Quizz on the electric fence

Skippys Burger Bar
- Menopause Brain Fog
- Chat GPT told me the new slang for diarrhea is "The Hyper-poops" 
- ba da da da da not lovin it 🎵

Station 1 Brewing
- Tyrannosaurus Sex
- We only watch drug commercials for the side effects
- Tax me Slowly, Refund me Roughly
- One Bow tie to Rule Them All
- 1, 2, 3…yeah we lost. Darn it

Steny's Lake Country
- Steny's Bomb.com or Steve's Fabulous 40th Birthday 
- Steny's First Quiz Jizz (I came and I liked it)
- 404 Brains Not Found 
- it's my birthday, bitches

Sunset Grill
- Prisoners of Ass-kaban
- My Dixie Wrecked

Third Space Brewing
- Rough Riders, My Nickname in High School
- The Blue Orgies

Third Space Innovation Brewhouse
- Throwing cheese at a Tesla is a waste of cheese.
- Dude, where's my car...seat?
- I hope I guessed better on my taxes
- Scott's Gassy Situation

Three Lions Pub
- The Gays Are Trying to Kill Me!
- BOOBS
- Is that a pocket watch in your ass or are you just happy to see me?
- Lewis & Clark on this BBC
- I’d eat John Travoltas Hot Dog

UpDown
- Our Answers Are From the School of the Deaf!
- Baxter Bark Twice if You’re in Milwaukee 
- Getting Horse Head in My Racecar Bed 
- Bitches Be Fainting
- Do You Think Lewis and Clark Explored Each Others Bodies? 
- I’m A Virgin Record, Minus the Virgin 
- She Miss On My Issi Until I Ppi
- Hi, My Name is Shuttlecock 
- She KnightRide on my Situation til I Nutmegger

Vier North
- Ventriloquism for Dummies 
- 100 Years Bubbly Happiness

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Trivia Ain't Nothing Without a Host
- Touch of Sleep is What I'm Running On.
- Lord Have MRSA

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Gladiator, he ate her what???
- She ain’t licked my lolli 364 days
- Whiskey tango foxtrot
- Lose yourself in the vagitus

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