Best Team Names of August 2025



Harry Potter Trivia
- You’re a quizzard Harry.
- Obliviate the Competition
- Your mom's a horcrux
- "It's Wauwatosá, not Wauwatosa.
- Snapes on a plane 
- Half blood brains 
- Your mom's a horcrux 
- Neville gonna give you up
- AGUAMENTI
- Free Stan Shunpike
- Chudley Headcanons 
- Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them.
- When in doubt, go to the brewery 
- Free butterbeer for 12 Quiddich Wins! 
- Expecto more-beer-yum!
- Much like fawkes the phoenix, I too can carry heavy loads
- Harry Potter and the Blue Quaffle
- I’d rather have Umbridge than Trump

2000s Music Trivia
- Oops I quizzed it again 
- Before he skeets 
- Where were all the Backstreet Boys questions?
- Wayne the brain McClain 
- Currently panicking at this disco 
- Edging seventeen 
- Holla jacks girls 
- Epsteins Spotify list 
- Don’t touch my drum set 
- Featuring J. Lo & Ludacris - Ha Ha Ha.
- We vote for the Lincoln park team for best name
- Linkin park? More like linkin deeznuts
- Heard these songs in útero 
- No scrubs, just answers 
- Divorced parents with 7 children 
- Get low on this mini disc 
- Taylor + Travis = Lizard

1844 Table and Mash
- I thought this was speed dating 
- Smartinis

Amp Haus
- the glasses don’t mean we’re smart

Baldwin Street Grill
- Back fat and sheet cake

BJs Crafty Tap
- Hard of hearing 
- Medusa did nothing wrong 
- Jon and the chocolate starfishes
- Dysfunctional Heroes 
- Riding the struggle bus
- Hip hop o pottamus
- WNBA Dildo bandits

Brass Monkey
- Dear Canada, FUCK YOU!!! 
- VelociPastor Taught Me to Suck It 
- Our VelociPastor has Blue Tits
- Can somebody check the kitchen for my dildo? 
- Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! 
- Got our asses kicked at trivia, but at least we get free George Webb burgers!
- Is it me or is Quizmaster Katelin being extra BITCHY tonight?!
- Which is longer? My Goldfinger or your Octopussy?
- Tequila Discount: Clothes 100% Off!

BSG Lounge
- Thermonuclear disaster in my bathroom 
- Hope you are having good vakay

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Leave your shakeweight at Watergate
- Crystal Math
- I just got a promotion!
- Ff you didn't know T Swift got engaged today

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- AYO, Buzz Lightyear? Kinda DUMMY THICC, am I right?? This is NOT their team's name, this is just my opinion - Tyler your Quizmaster
- She palpate on my larva till I lay an egg
- Abe Lincoln v. John Wilkes Booth: the 301st match.
- Andorra the Explorer 
- Chic Keel Anneal

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Is That A Shakeweight in Your Pocket or are You Just Happy To See Me
- The Abe Holes, Patron Saints of Trivia 
- The Schnoodling Diddlers
- Trivia in the air, Quizmaster do you like the smell of it
- Team Kevin 
- Flooded with useless knowlege
- My Gluteus Maximus is currently Coxless, but won’t be later 
- Full Time Drinkers, Part Time Thinkers
- Quiz on your Face
 
Caffrey's Pub
- Have you seen Ray Charles’ new piano? That’s okay, neither has he
- Don’t sleep on my guy James k Polk
- She Christian on my Christian til I Christian

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Clinton in the Oval Office with the intern
- I saw an octopussy on XXX files
- Houston I kissed a girl and I liked it
- The Real Housewives of the Racing Sausages

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- The Real Housewives of Azerbaijan
- Never Floss With A Used Prop Cock 
- Marky Mark and The Funky Penis
- Slob On My Knob Creek
- Sausage Foot Fetish

Camp Bar - Tosa
- I miss when the worst thing an impeached president did was Monica Lewinsky
- Sex Toy Story: You've Got a Friend in me
- “All children but one grow up” - Anne frank
- I hope Layne enjoys her husbands Lil Jon

Come Back Inn
- E = MC Hammered

Copper on King
- She go Wilde on my Oscar til I Mona
- My organ is the biggest of all mammals.

Crafty Cow - Bay View
- Flood Relief Squad

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Epstein's Lawyers
- Monkey See, Monkey Do (trivia)
- Drinking team with a trivia problem

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Dear God man, we don't know what the dickens is going on
- Floody knuckles
- She Alaned on my Rickman til I Grubered
- Idris can give me a Black Pearl necklace 
- Aruba, Jamaica, we made a mistake-a

Deer Camp
- Anakin skywalker chatty chatty bang banged pasme and landed on go to jail…
- The girls at the end of the bar with the great tits
- Titty titty bang bang
- Australian Speedwalking Handpeers
- Saving Ryan’s privates
- When I see her black hole my dick goes through spagetification

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- What do Trump and Clinton have in common? Epstein island!
- Magic Cube is what the call my coochie
- Mona Lisa Deez nuts
- Titanic II: JAck's BAck... He Never Let Go 
- Little Rock, Big Javelin

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- Lance Armstrong's prosthetic slug
- Mark Wahlburg’s prop needs copper nuggets
- The silent majority gets really sad when Kelsey isn’t here on a Monday
- the real housewives of Westeros

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- A fungi with a 120 inch appendage
- Urine good hands
- Cougars in babushkas

Fenwick's Pub & Patio
- Mind the Gap!

Gathering Place Brewing
- Hair Force 1
- What the Fuck is our Team Name?
- Stranger Things than an intestine bigger than a bus

Game Over 
- If We Get Last, We Might Get Divorced & I Get Half

Hot House Tavern
- Chunky Monkeys
- When Harry met Mary

Hoya Hope House Brewing
- colon E. And the polyps
- The Know it Ales
- Better late than pregnant!!

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- We've Got Our Tit in a Ringer 
- Bond Boomers
- Jerk THEN Clean
- Quiz upside down is Zinq, but BOOB is a palindrome.

Izzy Hops
- Dear god this went poorly
- Monkey See, Monkey Do, Monkey Pee all over you
- I'd Wrestle Babe Lincoln
- The Old People Table

Jack's American Pub
- Alec Baldwin has killed more people than OJ Simpson
- Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo Trump 
- Alec Baldnuts
- Sharknado ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
- I can stare at white chicks longer
- Brady Street Bunch 
- Too many cox in the kitchen 

Lake Louie Brewing
- No Name Generics
- We’ve Maximized our Gluteus, Thank You.

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Your momma has the longest tongue relative to her body size
- Viagra Falls
- My Velocipastor taught me how to suck it
- Not a bat, but watch what my tongue can do
- Dinowhores
- You mean Katy Perry the Astronaut?
- I don't know blue tits but I know blue balls
- It's Delivery, it's Densaugeo
- Avis: To Summon a 4-Door Mid-Size Sedan w/AC 
- Snapes on a Plane
- I’m going home to clean and jerk
- Death by a 1000 mosquitos
- 59009 upside down on a calculator is boobs
- Don't use German and concentration in the same sentence 

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Blood is thicker than water
- Beauty and the Brain
- 14 in a row 
- Stranger things have happened than an Eiffel Tower

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Fartmaggedon
- The lustrous and elegant sharkulat
- Your moms wooly Mammoth
- Laverne and surely you can’t be serious
- Taylor Swift left at the altar... new album incoming 
- Lebron vs Idris Alba: Meat off 
- The queen Taylor Swift's slay bridal era 
- Lebron's black pearl

Milwaukee Brewing
- We've Got Kimistry
- Shakin ass for Kohls Cash

Mo's Irish Pub
- Two brains, one wild guess

Molly McGuire's
- Cherry Bombers

North Pillar Brewing
- Blue tit representation 
- Know it ales
- The Hanson Brothers can put their hardest mineral in me.
- What’s longer, our losing streak or our bar tab?

O'Lydias
- Tug my 120 foot long genus
- Couple or group switched papers with sitting by the window. 2
 - George Webb's Burger Squad
- Lichten on my Stein til I Babushka 
- GO Birds! SBLX CHAMPS!
- Pabst Shmear

Ope Brewing
- Chicago has the pope but Milwaukee has the Ope
- We Thought this was Harry Potter Trivia
- your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married!!

Originally Brown Deer Beer Garden
- We All Survived The Wooden Spoon
- Lager than life

Pete's Pub
- We’re Tired Too
- STEM stands for: sucking terribly, end me
- I overestimate how long things are, just like my ex
- 6009-nice! 
- He makes rich deep melodies when I’m between his knees :)

Pilot Project Brewing
- It's a boy, skinny genus!
- Lesbihonest, We ❤️ Trivia!

Pioneer Bowl
- Monkey quizness

Raised Grain Brewing
- Plural of Moose is Meese? 
- We came for the trivia, stayed for the beer! 
- I can’t go to jail- I’m too much of a fungi
- I went Bankrupt after that cougar polished my babushka
- I take 60 Minutes to work on my Stroke index 
- She couldn't handle 60 minutes with my Tower of Terror

Rally Time West Bend
- good thing there was 3 because we sucked
- Call me James Bond the way I'm going down on your moms octapussy 
- Pork Pullers

The Rooftop 
- Dave is an Old Dirty Bastard 
- No Condom, No Problem!

Sahale Ale Works
- The Fort Knockers
- Black, Green, White, Red. It doesn't matter, I'm getting head
- My Babushka was a cougar 
- Quiztopher Walken
- 4 Pussies and a Member

Skippys Burgers Bar
- No Eye Dear
- It's what you do with it - not how long it is 
- Trust me... I'm longer
- never knew naked legos could turn me on

Steny's Lake Country
- Billy Mays Hayes here for the shake weight
- Quiztopher Walken 
- We got the Quizz

Third Space Innovation Brewhouse
- Prostitute told me to eat a buffalo heart with a side of Chianti 
- Raiders of the Tube-Lipped nectar bats (this one's for ozzy!) 
- Humiditities
- This team won best team name
- The Realest Housewives of Menomonee Falls

Third Space Brewing
- Dear God Man, we suck!
- I waded through the entire black sea to get a taste of your moms mcdoubles
- Story of the blue pill, how my wife's obgyn became her boyfriend

Three Lions Pub
- I kind my tits like my balls… blue
- the hardest substance in the human body is my penis
- Bend and Snatch
- Flaccid Reflux

UpDown
- My Birthday is Every Wednesday at 8PM
- Malort Cohorts

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Can you say tit one more time?
- 58008 upside down

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- Please have mercy on us 
- Going home to listen to will smiths second album

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