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Wednesdays Red Star Bar, Streeterville (Whole Foods) Quizmaster Trivia Monday, June 12, 2017Wednesdays 6:30pm Red Star Bar(inside Whole Foods, Streeterville) 255 E Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 60611 Facebook Instagram Wednesday Specials $3 select draft beer and wine Prizes: 1st: $30 tab 2nd: $20 tab Best team name: $10 tab Quizmaster: Lauren B. See Full Post Share