- Angels with even Filthier Souls

- Nutcracker? I hardly know her! 

- Making it Clap on Santa's Lap!

- Jolliest Bunch of Assholes this side of the Nut House

- but wait…there’s myrrh

- Winter, I Hardly Know Her!!

- I'm Dreaming Of A White Claw Christmas!! 

- Santa's Secret Sidepieces

- Elf around and find out 

- Schmitter's Full

- Tired Teachers Who Need Winter Break.

- Mrs. Claus' Cookie aka "Santa's Favorite Cookie

- Red Rider? I Hardly Know Her

- Cotton Headed Ninny THUGGINS 

- 7 o'clock - Christmas trivia...I can't cancel that again! 

- Miracle on 69th Street 

- Resting Grinch Face

- Sister Ent-Wives

- Frodo Teabaggins 

- Shelob on my knob 

- Dildo Shwagginz

- One does not simply… find parking at Third Space

- Glizzyldur's Bane 

- The Inklings 

- Second Breakfast Club 

- Feanor Did Nothing Wrong

- Samwise NutCheese 

- Strider? I Hardly Know Her 

- Looks like Trivia's Back On The Menu Boys!

- Who’s Tolkien now?!

- Durin’s Brain 

- Aragorn’s Doors 

- The Real Entwives of Fanghorn Forest 

- Gondor Calls for Ale

- Pippin ain’t easy 

- Man I Love Frodo (MILF)

- About as successful as Sean being surviving the series

- It comes in pints. We will have three. 

- The beacons are lit and so are we

- The Bilbros 

- Green Dragon Quaffers

- Minnesota Nice

- Agatha Quiztie

- Half a point for a raptor?

- We pregamed with homemade pickles and still lost

- Blum my mind!

- None of your quizness

- The quiztopher walkens 

- It was warmer at home in bed 

- Jingle Balls

- Residents of the island of misfit toys 

- Santa! I know him! 

- One more day until my ball drops 

- Harry Potter and the Unanswered Questions

- Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.

- To be blunt, it should be the Dogg Bowl.

- Courageous Sluts!

- Santas Ho Ho Hoe's

- Clueless But Confident

- Poison for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. The poison specifically designed to kill Kuzco

- Santa's Hoes & Bro

- I want Mrs. Peacock in my Giant Peach

- They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

- She Kronk’d on my sausage till, Gumbo! Aye Chihuahua

- Merry Christmas Ya’ Filthy Animals

- If we keep stroking at midnight, my ‘tatoes will GLOW 

- Prostate Cancer? I hardly know her.

- Les Quizerables

- The Most Abundant Element in the Universe is Human Stupidity 

- MC Lap Count (36) Way to get your steps in!

- She Ebb in my Neezer Till I Scrooge 

- Ghosts of Quizmas Past

- The Noel it Alls

- New Year, Same Bitches 

- I’m babysitting my wife and her friends

- Holy shit I have to Poutine

- Get my butt away from Michael Jackson!

- All I Want For Christmas is a Turkish Delight

- Johnny Cash smoking rings of fire in the bathroom (the fire alarm was triggered by a patron smoking in the bathroom during trivia and we had to evacuate the bar 😅)

- Where in the world is Ian the Bartender?

- A smorgasbord of wrong answers

- Beyoncé's Hand Makes Me Penspermia

- If Hans Solo Were Frozen In Milwaukee, It Would Have Been In Milorganite

- Cuck Tit Balls 

- JFKs Mind Blowing Facts

- I Nut Inside Her Nose Like It's My Job 

- ACAB, And That Includes Officer Judy Hopps

- Hallelujah Holy Shit Where's The Tylenol 

- Where In The World Is Carmen's Whale Vagina??

- Al Capone did my taxes

- We got head from Mrs Claus, she really went down

- We gave up at 25, just like Leo

- Don’t mind the redactions

- Tom Bourne-badil

- Drinking team with a trivia problem

- Nutcrackers

- This isn’t the first time I’ve paid for feet pics

- Is a hornet reallllly an animal?

- Frozen in Wisconsinite

- Who drinks V8 anyways?

- New York City sounds like 3 words to me 

- The hungry hungry Krampus

- Krampus deficated on the Bears

- Parson’s ACL was the Packers last supper

- Mother Nature gave us 12 inches last night

- The Elf on the Shelf and the "Whores in the Drawers"

- The weekly humbling

- Bangers and Mash

- James and the Giant Pizzle

- Your Mom Is A Ho Ho Ho

- We'd Rather Watch Potatoes Drop Than Balls

- Bad Junebug Christmas

- 2 Men 2 Cups

- Jingle These Balls

- Turd Ferguson

- Golden Girls, MFalls Style

- Pap Smear Blue Ribbon 

- Merry Wissmas

- Seymour Butts Rules!

- Resting Quiz Face

- Hey Chris, Remember When the Packers Beat the Lions on Thanksgiving?

- Mrs Peacock Snoopin your Dawg

- The Grinch stole our trivia scores

- Yo Mama is a (w)Horecrux 

- New Liver, Same Eagles 

- Tony Braxton is still a babe

- Every time a bell rings and angel gets a beer.

- Wake Wouie's Wittle Wascals

- We got plowed at trivia

- Buscemi eyes and mince pies

- Next time we want to try your spotted dick

- Jingles Belles

- I know what Santa wanted Mommy to tickle

- You forgot one more emoji... deez nutz!

- 8-1 this decade, the bears still suck

- James and the Giant Poppin' Cherry 

- The Two Bitches

- Naughty reindeer

- Craft Massage Parlor

- I don’t always play trivia but when I do, I get 3rd place, stay average my friend

- Squeezing in my moms English Channel

- My couch pulls out and it’s very comfortable 

- Shoulda, woulda, Gouda

- She Gucci in my Notting til I ham

- 2 hot bitches who don’t knowshit about shit 

- Hilary gives Gouda teeth

- I’ve done stranger things than taking a safari in your moms pussy

- James and his big ole giant peaches 

- Bill Clinton turned the rabbit hole into a black hole #nodiddy #epstein 

- I don’t usually drink, but when I do I schiltz my pants

- Hammer toe or hammer throw? 

- Alabama Slammer > Alabama hot pocket iykyk 

- skibideez 6-7 rizzmass-brought to you by deez brainz, llc

- Your sack would be heavy too if you only came once a year

- My potatoes haven’t dropped yet

- Is This a Drinking Game?

- Fo Shizzle my Belarus, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Moldova, Poland, Romania, Russia, Slovakia, Ukraine

- "Dumb Noodles"

- The Nebuchabeerzers

- Santa isn’t the only one coming on the 25th

- There won’t be beer in Africa (we drank it all)

- IPA lot when I drink at Mobcraft

- Trivial Catastrophe

- Memory Not Found

- Tinsel Ticklers

- Quiz in my Pants

- To Bee or not to Bee (bee event at the brewery last night)

- Mommy’s tickling snow balls and peppermint sticks

- I didn’t know Heidi Klum lived in Antarctica 

- Tug on my tinsel

- 3 Girls, 1 Quiz

- My Grandma Doesn't Wrestle, but You Should See Her Box

- we surveyed 100 people asking; if they knew who Rhett miller is. 90 said no

- Forgot to shovel. I was too busy plowing your mom

- Britney Spears also said “no no no” to rehab

- Burnt out millennials with no peace, love or hope.

- If you know who K Fed is, you need Botox

- Bruce Willis eating a chimichanga in his gimp mask is my Bumble pic

- Rudolph the semi-aquatic reindeer

- Blue Balls, Cold Balls, First Balls

- Sam I am going to win Trivia

- 2 dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyy

- Oh, you wanted sports questions? Sorry, mosquito nets it is!

- Twister has 24 dots!!

- The 50cent piece shouldn't have a head side

- Venezuelan boat captain swim team 

- Goldilocks and the three bears

- Grinch's Viagra

- 64 ounces of egnogg 

- The Best You Ever Had

- James Cameron Draws Nudes

- Sleigh It Ain't So 

- Santa's Full Sack

- Don’t Insult My Parachute Pants Michael! Aren’t They Gouda Enough?!

- Loser has to shovel tomorrow

- “How the hell is Blonde a color?” 

- We Wish Brew a Beery Christmas

- Since this isn’t going to pay, we’ll have to keep that daycare in Minnesota

- If two vegans are fighting, is it still called beef?

- Taking a Zaanse-Schanse

- Quiz Kringle

- Taylor Swift next album recommendation name: Retirement

- Who needs 15 liters of champagne when you have beer?

- Feelin’ Hazy

- I'll show you my Willie if you show me yours 

- Cult snatch lovers

- Everybody was king fu ski-ing The turd burglers

- Paying my last Doge coin to Snoop on Halley's Comet.

- If it's not a Zonkey, it's a Debra.

- Mopey Dick :(

- Fuck That Lil Kids Toy Car

- Snow Blower Repair and Chute Greasing, 3 Chute Minimum. Ask for Mike

- Cones of Dunshire

- Penelope Rhymes with Cantaloupe

- Zonkey Got Back

- Mr. Peanuts Cuck Cage

- Tickle my jingle bells

- The Bourne conondrum

- Mission impossible: buy a gift for your in laws

 

- Snow White and the Seven Hawk Tuah's 

- Dis "KNEE" Princesses

- Turn down for WALT

- At Last I See the Light Ale

- Princess Hawktua 

- Bibbity Bobbity Boozers 

- Does Jasmine's Magic Carpet Match the Drapes? 

- The Three Good Fairies

- Moana's Ocean of answer

- Gurgi's Grimy Grundle, resurrected by the titular Black Cauldron from 1985's The Black Cauldron 

- 6/7 dwarves

- Flynn Ryder? I hardly know her 

- Ping is the hottest princess 

- Aladdin gave jasmine Rugburn on their “magic carpet ride” 

- Colors of the Wind

- Magic Bean Flickers

- Frank Jr. & The Triplets

- The one where they free my Willy

- The Miss Chanandler Bong

- The Regina Phalangies 

- The One With The Cousins: could we BE any more related??? 

- Why does Ross, the largest of the friends, not simply eat the other five?

- The I Hate Rachel Green Club

- My lobster helped me find my phalange

- We know stuff just not the clean stuff

- I've heard it both ways

- We Cheat & We Yell

- Folder in the Epstein Files: the presidential Eiffel tower

- We’ve lost all hope

- BLEW moon

- Quizmaster? I hardly know her! 

- I missed my flight to be here

- We're getting taco bell after this loss

- Gobble Gobble Mother Cluckers

- Weaponized artistic people (WAP)

- Quiz On Her Face

- Stephen Hawking dance squad

- Better add rabies to your annual STD screening, cause I’m an animal in bed

- R. Kelly, Michael Jordan, and Jesus walk into a bar

- Is Coco the Gorilla looking to join a trivia team?

- Cream Pie Survivors

- Sara's Vagitus

- I like French Fries

- 69-(Nice)

- The Blow It Alls….Cuz We Sucked

- I Banana Cream Pie’d Her Vagitus 

- Tinder on my Floyd Till I Banana Cream Pie 

- Friendsgiving….How about FriendsWinning?

- She bull on my moose ‘til I party

- Who the fuck is David Gruber?

- How did the Pentagon lose $2.3 Trillion right before 9/11?

- She gobble gobbled on my bubba ‘til I gump

- I got friends in Park Places

- When you think about it mrs. doubtfire is kinda fucked up

- Tower of terror? I hardly no her!

- The Royal Rumble in the Bubba Gump Shimp Jungle

- Flick the bean my poutine queen

- The Alps Are In Europe, But The Pyrenees Go Through Djibouti

- Call Me Lyndon The Way She B On My Johnson

- Jeff, Don, and Bill's Eiffel Tower of Terror

- The 3 Hardest Things To Say Are I'm Sorry, You're Right, and Worcestershire

- I Need The World's Strongest Man To Bubble Wrap My Bean

- Bull Moose Knucklers

- Mohammed is the most common name in the world

- George H W’s Bush'

- Randy’s cheeseburgers

- Rizzmasters

- Show me your Busch

- We don't Know-vember

- Kill me mocking bird

- The lone rangers

- I'll put my peas on your carrot

- This team won 100 points… you’ve been catfished!!

- Trivia Newton John

- What did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school? BISON!

- The hardest mineral in Uranus is…me

- the sisters are magically delicious

- Get a load of this Miller genuine head

- Came to Trivia to Fight My Seasonal Depression

- Tony Stark's Ring of Fire

- When you think about it Mrs. Doubtfire is kinda fucked up

- Aladdin took a ride on the little mermaid’s magic red carpet while Jazmin watch

- Drake versus Saddam Hussein on wrestlemania 

- Worcestershire Worcestershire Worcestershire

- Back rubbing my bean at the rainforest Café again

- Marilyn snorts Cheeto dust off of a neon sign

- Somebody told me the packers will win

- Ice, ice, maybe

- No one mistakes my appendage for a carrot

- Miss Doubtfire’s Wet Dream

- The Stormpoopers 💩

- Silence of the yams

- When I Reached Your Mom's Point Nemo, I Made Her Sound Like A Tie Fighter

- Nepal is a Country

- The Quizzly Bears

- The Real Housewife of Cedarburg

- The last brain cell

- Quadrapalegic Gymnasts 

- The 3 Hole Eager Beavers

- Wake up in the morning feeling like trivia winner!

- free eric imhoff

- I Nemo R. Kelly.

- I trek into her (USS) Enterprise

- Who wants to get stuffed this Thanksgiving

- This isn't karaoke?

- Basting for the Tasting

- King Richard wears the crown of the tiger king

- 3 kangaroos 1 cup

- How many spotted dicks will fit in Uranus

- It's not Ryan's first time handling spotted dick

- Birken banging your mom

- Washington Redskins

- Goodbye Bucks tickets

- The Help-ish

- Quiz on my face

- Cut my life into pieces, this is wii sports resort

- giant bird eating spider, more like your mom 

-  It's been Haley's comet since I've been laid

- R. Kelly master of cat fishing 

- Once upon a time in Shorewood

- Austin 3:16> Leviticus 3:17 5. 

- My mother made me memorize the books of the bible… thanks mom 

- Sydney Sweeney didn’t have good genes in that pic 

- My favorite dessert is your moms banana cream pie

- Your mom calls me Mr. Wonderful when I take her below deck 

- Incontinence hotline… please hold

- Doubting Whoever Wrote These Questions

- Louis' Resurrection is my Demise

- Milwaukee: You can't drink the water, but you can eat the people

- Drink Milk Because OJ Will Kill You (Allegedly) 

- Our Answers are in the Epstein Files

- Don't laugh at us, we might sublimate

- Am I temporary? Let’s make it permanent

- Maker's Mark my Words: We Lost

- An ATM ain't the only hole in the wall I can get quick cash out of

- Your Mom Yogi’d on my Bear until I Boo Boo’d”

- I'm tired of this Grandpa

- Men are from Mars, Turkeys are from Vagitus

- My 3 vaginas are all in menopause

- Julius SZA

- Uncivil Engineers

- Palermo's Divas

- Bush’s Box gave me Rabies

- I call my dick “Cheney” because it shoots people in the face

- Yogi bear wore fishnets, stilettos and a ball gag

- we need a 21 month inquiry into who parked the black jeep cherokee.

- Trumps skin flap might actually be a vagitus

- Gals of November come early

- Bearded dragon deez nuts across my face

- Iraq’d you at the Riot House

- gobble gobble deez nuts

- Hungry, Hungry, Homos

- Just the gays! (no girls!!)

- The SLUTS

- We can't de-cider on a team name

- 2 guys, 1 cup

- We need the 10 bucks to buy food because snap benefits ran out.

- We may suck at trivia but we are on the Epstein list

- Cockeyed Cock Fighters

- Resting Quiz Face

- What the H Were Those Movies

- My Wife Said We Get to do the Tush Push if We Win 

- Brad’s ArmPitt

- My Bowling Alley is Wider Than Yours 

- Are You Sure You Didn’t Write These Questions

- Let Me Wattle My Nerdle Into Your Vagitus

- Full Busch Light

- Three Guys, One Marsupial

- Gobble Gobble Deez Nuts

- Edmund Fitzgerald (RIP)

- We won’t Wimble-win

- Hudson’s Homies

- Come play with us Donald

- Two guys, a girl, and a Brewery Place.

- After Thanksgiving, we're the heaviest land mammals

- I prefer my Canada wet!

- Vagina, Vagina, Vagina

- Gobble till you wobble

- Cum Shot in My Pimp Cup, Call it a Lake 

- The Mic is Cuh- -ing -uht

- Chopped Shyt Merchants

- Southwest Flew the Beliebers to Little St. James

- Voodon't Know the Answers

- Spritzer sisters

- Fist Full of Singles

- Triple the vaginas, triple the fun

- Greasy Tuscan

- 3 raccoons in a trench boat