- Justice for Barb

- Steve “The Hair” Harrington

- Scoops Ahoy Managers.

- I wish Stranger Things was a never ending story

- Steve's happy meal (4 little nuggets) 

- Steve's babysitting service 

- We’re taking the “el”

- Trimming my Kate Bush

- Zombie Boys

- White girls be like: Bylerrrrr!!

- TriviaFlayers

- Possessed, Depressed, and D&D Obsessed 

- She Did Strange Things on My Fat One 

- The Dungeon Master, The Wizard, The Bard, The Ranger, The Mage, and David Gruber 

- Farrah Fawcett Spray (Long Live Steve) 

- We Put Our Whole Vecnussy Into This Quiz

- Kate's Bush

- Vámonos pest (winning team) 

- Team Named Finger 

- Los Pollos Quizmanos

- We’re The Ones Who Knock! 

- Wexler & McGill 

- Gus-ile Deez Nuts 

- Freewill Warrior 

- Saul Not So Goodman 

- Just Methin Around 

- I Am the One Who Sucks at Breaking Bad Trivia 

- Schraderoooo 

- Meth Heads 

- No Spoilers

- Jesse, wire you blue?

- Fugue state 

- Highzenbeer 

- Save Walter white.com 

- The white whites 

- Lung tumor 

- Lalo was the greatest Salamanca 

- 99.1% certain 

- Breaking bad…. Or just bad?

- Yo yo yo representing ABQ, WHADDUP BITCH

- Did you say your name is Hector Salamanca I'm sorry that doesn't ring a bell

- Ted Benecke's rug 

- Two in the pinkman, one in the stink 

- Walt should have used his 80 million dollars to buy Greenland

- Have an A1 Day!

- Twaught Hammer 

- Jane's Addiction 

- The Meth Checks Out

- Defying Gravity Before It Was Cool.

- This is why I didn't get a callback 

- The Schuyler Sisters

- Adele Dazeem 

- The quiz-ard and I 

- We thought this would be a sing-along 

- And the Tony goes to... 

- Met Mary Poppins on Avenue Q and after a Wicked night of drinking, Mama Mia!, did I ever spamalot in Urinetown? 

- Jonathan Goff's spit

- My Fair Lady Parts

- December 24th, 9:00pm

- Too Pure to be Pink

- Eurydice us lose (Orpheus win)

- Ted Cruz Ate My Son

- Astro Glide, Astro Back, Astro Time

- Ron Jeremey's tug nuts

- The real housewives of greenfield

- Yellow snow? ICE is the real killer this winter 

- My "P" is never silent

- Unspoonfed

- It's so cold we're freezing our wits off

- Is 3.16 fucks per minute a unit of time or distance? 

- Porcupines and R. Kelly have a lot more in common than just being pricks. 

- Howduh fuck am I supposed to know who those bands are?

- And she'll tease you, she'll unease you, All the better just to please you, She's precocious, and she knows just what it , Takes to make a pro blush, All the boys think she’s a spy, she's got Steve Buscemi eyes

- I got your contact sport here in my pants.

- Those Bedazzled Pants Belong on a Wheaties Box!

- Just Here 4 Da Drinkz

- To clarify, I’m talking about the cheeks on my ass

- My character's name may be "Lester", but when Kevin Spacey play him, it's "Moe Lester"

- Georgia O' Queef

- Hanging 10 and a half in this weather!

- Hollander, I hardly know her

- 99 problems and the quizmaster ain’t 1

- The Amerille Armadillo Dildos

- Gluttons for Punishment

- Weaponized Incontinence

- Fat John Hancock

- I wanna see the green MnM Top Gun down an ICE agent (slutty)

- Will you meet me at the cottage this summer?

- Save A Horse Ride Hellen Keller

- We don’t know state capitals but we know Ian! (The bartender)

- Jeffery Dahmer would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those pesky kids!

- Porky Heffners

- Helen Keller Felt Up My Little John 

- Def Leppard? Nah, Helen Keller Was A Def Cougar

- You super freaks can’t touch these fairy cakes

- Super freakishly bad at state capitals

- She Lyndon On My B Til I Johnson

- Why so seriously bad at trivia?

- What does Helen Keller call a hand job? Oral sex

- Do vegans eat blood oranges?

- Jeff Dahmer was really a Chef BOY-R-Dee

- Vincent Van Gogh eff yourself

- dumb, dumbo and dumber

- tell Edward and Jacob to meet me at the Eiffel Tower

- Escargot come on mi poppi

- Idaho? No… you da hoe

- Snake juice and cocaine means cube shaped poop

- Leona Helmsley porky pigged Hugh Hefner’s spaceballs 

- What the hell is the tazmanian dip? 

- AC / Deez Nuts

- Toledo Trapezoids

- I Can't Decide Between a Sexual or a Clever Team Name... Boom, Roasted!

- Good god, lucky ain’t no dip 

- Pay taxes? In this economy?

- Cut McManus

- “I have a dream” that we won (in honor of MLK)

- Trivia with muscles

- I hate when my wife calls it a pesky pole 

- Lyndon's Big Johnson

- New Year Done Trying

- Big Hairy Tug-Nut

- Four Score & 7 Beers Ago

- Is it “snow” I see, or FDR’s Prescription?

- Gaga Meat

- We Put the Soul in Asshole

- Interstellar Corn Stars 

- C+C Trivia Machine

- Still Classy, Mostly Gassy

- Hoo Hoo Hoosiers Your Daddy?

- Urban Ejaculators

- I have no clue I’m spoonfed

- The silent P 

- Those assholes over there

- I always put a raincoat on my Willis tower 

- Yo mama is the worlds largest consumer of wood fbta

- The Personality Hires.

- What's the secret service code name for Uranus

- The Cougars in Tosa can roar!!

- Its ball of color, not “colored ball

- RIP JFK you would’ve loved Mariah Carey

- Fortune cookie says we need to take the weiner mobile

- 9/11 double gulp

- Somebody smells like sashimi

- Sumter On my face

- Raw Dogging the Grill

- Climb my hard bottom

- Marky mark Twain wearing Jean spanx

- The johnsonville banger bus

- Hans Gruber Law Offices.... One fall, that's all! 

- American fart gumps 

- Chief queef

- Georgia O'Queef

- Greenland is not for sale 

- I like my ice crushed 

- Gouda Guessers on red

- My JIZ is worth more than 19 points

- You can go Donkey Kong on my Honkey Kong

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Divorced cat dads

- I thought this was speed dating

- Lovely Weather We're Having

- Menage-a-mois

- Aubergine Emoji

- Would've Won if we were Old Farts

- Goose Steppin' into Her DMs

- Ohhhhh the 11th digit is a Penis

- 2 chicks & a cock

- It Quiz What It Quiz

- Oh you prickly bitch! I’m gonna pee on you!

- Wii? You know I got that strap on!

- Beer....but no ICE

- Ukrainian power company 

- Buzzed and confused 

- We'll bam bam your pebbles 

- your mom has the biggest bite force in Africa

- Nacho Man Randy Sandwich

- She calls me Toblerone the way she throat my 12 inches at the airport 

- Diet Coke, NO ICE

- Lyndon B Jerkin

- The Molar Bears

- Your mom is the driest windiest continent on earth

- Momma always told em to spoonfeed Courtney my cox

- How does Georgia O’Keefe know my mom?

- Thank God the Wolf of Wall Street quiet was #24 because Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t go over 25

- Pls pour chocolate syrup on me Daddy Frankenstein

- Lyndon B Painting me like one of his French girls

- Rock Hard for the Green M&M

- Phuket...we ball loca!

- This is the skin of a killer bella

- Some day Ron Jeremy was an athlete in his own right

- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to crush ICE

- Hey stepbro, I'm stuck on this question

- we started off strong then choked like the packers

- The infant carried the team! 

- Iowa shouldn't be a state.

- Happy New Beers

- Time to Van Gogh Home 

- Elevator? I just met her!

- Ron Jeremy tugs o ln John's nuts

- Heated Trivialry

- I'm a Wombat! I jusr shit a brick!!

- Proof we're overqualified

- Presidents? I should have brought my ruler!

- Mein Führer Spoon-fed Me the Silent P

- Georgia O’Keefe Really has the Magic Touch!

- All of our names referenced Uranus

- We're Too Old to Date Leo

- Fueled by Jimmy John’s Pickles

- This is my hoppy place

- Pixelated Buttcakes

- Not doing dry January, more like moist January

- Bear Grylls went nom nom nom on my Bam Bam.

- In Pink Monkeys We Trust.

- Porcupine Golden Showers

- Banger? I hardly know her!

- Lyndon Be Showing His Johnson

- New Jizz on the Block

- Crunk juice and Wheaties: the breakfast of champions!

- She Powerpuff on my Giant Squid til my Hide is Raw

- Too Many White Power Rangers in Minneapolis!

- She Bam-Bammed on my Johnson until I Bolognese-d on her Poker Face

- That Panama Canal Smells Like Sardinia

- Knights of Quizlam

- Don't Touch Me I'll Quiz

- 4 Girls 1 Quiz

- Piss Flaps

- Billie Jean is Not My Trivia Partner

- Blondie MKE

- Placeholder for the legally actionable things I want to say about our governmen

- Coming soon to last question answer: Canada and Greenland (Kidnap our prez)

- Kanye’s Mount Rushmore

- Axl Rose’s Dick

- Did you hear they built a statue of James Brown in Korea? Yeah, he’s a Seoul man

- That’s not how you pronounce phuket

- The kids are alright

- Georgia O'Kweef