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- We are in Cahoots with Puss in Boots Playing Lutes for Prostitutes Reading Roots.
- Pandas, Lions, and Greyhounds.. oh my!
- Witty Wankers
- "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
- Ronald Fucking McDonald
- Kent with a "U"
- Rebecca's Pink Box
- it's soccer not football
Kids TV Trivia
- Meddling Kids
- Kids at Heart, Adults Unfortunately.
- Teletubbies are for dicks
- Propane and propane accessories
- I can't wait to get home and salute my shorts
- My parents didn't let me watch cable
- Duff Pillar Brewing Company
- We came for sports trivia
- Saved by the beer
- We would've won too if it wasn't for those meddlin' kids
- We are SMRT
- Team Clarissa explained it all to us
- Kinda classy, super sassy
- Boozymon: gotta drink em all!
- Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry
The Original Brown Deer Beer Garden
- Three is enough
- 4 Boomers and a Z!
- The Drunk and Lucky Leprechauns
- SEE YOU NEXT THURSDAY
1840 Brewing
- Boston MILF Pie
- The Owner Of A Black Ford Fiesta Has Buscemi Eyes
- Sorry We Brought The FIB
Baldwin Street Grille
- Moist towelette
The Barrel Yard
- Out of Left Field
- Hey girl, are you a Q tile? Cuz you’re a 10!
Bassett Street Brunch Club
- We Tried Our Brunchclub Best
- Mushroom for Improvement
BJs Crafty Tap
- E=MC Hammer
- Buttfaces
- They are a ten but...they suck at trivia
- Pull my string and Ill show you my woody
- E=mc hammer
- Your mom
- When's the last time you thought about the Roman empire
- Medusa makees me hard
- The beaver is beyond the bush
- If only I had 6 fingers I could count the harrison ford movies I dont know
Brass Monkey
- Take this GIANT HUGE SNAKE and shove it between your big melons, dork!
- Brass Monkey > The Drunk Uncle
- I cunt believe that the Happy Meal is A Food Item
- If the Snack Wrap was so popular, they would have brought it back already…
- This bar doesn’t need rescuing!
- George foremans crematorium gets the fat out
- Steve Buscemi's etch a sketch has washed up feet pics of lady gaga
Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- No Microbes on Gilligan's Island
- Fast & Curious
Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Imma terminate Uranus with a 4 inch arma-dildo
- She Mountain’ me like I’m Rushmore
- I last a lot longer than 10.49 seconds (pause for dramatic effect) when I run 100 meters
- Cybernetic Orgasm
Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- Tardi Gras
- Boston Milfs eating Cream Pie
- Chicks with Bushemi Dicks
- The Drinks aren’t Helping and We’re Struggling
- Taking care of Quizness
- Are you from Tennessee cause I’d volunteer to be your sex pistol
- Idaho? No, You-da-ho
- Keep my wife’s name out your f*ckin mouth!
- Harry Pooter and the chamber of moist secrets
Caffrey's Pub
- You know what else is nine feet deep?
- With great power… CUMS.
- Look at the state of ya!
- FoCo = Fans of Christian Otteman
- There are 10 countries if you include my pants
Camp Bar - Milwaukee
- Pull Tab Machines Kill 4x More People Than Vending Machines
- I'd Walk 1000 Miles For 42 Seconds With Elastigirl's Dump Truck
- Iditarod Off Of Betty White's Coquette
- Responsible For My Great Cum Power
- Are You From Ireland? Because My Snake's Dublin!
- We don’t do the Irish goodbye, we do the Midwest goodbye, you have to let us linger
- : I'd Have AI Phone Sex With ScarJo Too
- Stacy's Mom's Body Is Aching All The Time Because Frank Sinatra Gave Her LA BAMBA
- Piss Incorporated: The Difference Is Drinkability
Camp Bar - Shorewood
- Tromboners
- Betty White's coconuts
- Sir Isaac newton gave me Radiohead
- nuke em all and let Natalie deal with them
Camp Bar - Tosa
- Lasagna is just noodle cake
- At Least We ARe Not Last (Unless We Are...) [They Were]
- Your mom gives thick creamy head
- We should have sent hitler to space
- Djibouti nuclear war program
Cedar Jacks
- Raise your hand if you paid more taxes than Jeff Bezos
- half our brains, and a mocking teen!!!
- We thought this was speed dating!
- Cedar Jack Offs
Copper on King
- Mike Hunt
- Leprecunts
- Mike, Who, Cheese, Harry
- Staff Meeting Survivors
Copper Turtle
- The Straight Agenda
- Are you from Nashville? Cause you’re the only Ten-I-See”
Crafty Cow - Bay View
- Uranus Island
- Uranus is Stronger than your jaw
- Always time for a tart
- "DOUS" as in do us a favor and never ask that question again
- Uranus: not the answer, but always correct
- KEEP OUR WAR PLANS OUT YOUR FUCKIN GROUP CHAT
Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Myrrh...Mur-der! Judas!
Crafty Cow - Tosa
- My tongue is not a myth its a legend
- Turn your Boston cream pie into a black pearl necklace”
- “When I Bam Bam, it’s horrendous”
- Who knew Charlie Chaplin was hot?
- Tropic of Answer
Deer Camp
- Look at this graph (in vine voice)
- She Monet my name til I Cork
- I don’t know what goes before the beaver, but I know what goes in the beaver
- Joseph smith super soaking
Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- WMD: Wanking My Dick
- Ariel is a MILF
- Your mom wears an asteroid belt
- Insert sad trombone sounds
- I dream of Elastigirl’s full Moon at least once a month
- Jack in’ my Robinson to elastigirl’s big ‘old Pixar dump truck
- give me aer lingus and rearrange my ghost guts
- Make Sure You Bubble Wrap Your Skin Flap, Einstein
- Tug tug, jizz jizz, oh what a relief it is
- Your Mom likes to Tug Of War on My 9 3/4 Inch Iron
Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- We need help (ps: we are children)
- hurling Guinness
- Stacy’s mom made the nuclear bomb
- pop pop fizz fizz, what an embarrassment this is
Gathering Place Brewing
- Suffering from Triviaphobia
- Blown Away by the Tornado Question
- Can you please leak us treasury funds? We won’t leak the group chat, promise!
- Scrotal Recall
Holey Mackerel
- Irish Joey got picked last in gym class
- Don’t kiss me I’m not Irish
- Who Can Afford To Cook An Egg 100 times?
Horse & Plow
- Half Sandwich, Half Trivia
- 50-licious
- Luck Be The Ladies Tonight
- Kohler PTO Needs Volunteers
- Elon's Test Tube Baby
- Oh look, a dumpster fire! Wait, no that's a Cybertruck
- Plow 'er? I hardly know her!
- Texting About Trivia Plans in the War Group Chat
Hot House Tavern
- Quiz-Knows
The Hub at Cedar Creek
- Applause is great.....Clap is Bad
- Chocolate Martini Gals
- Quizmaster dont hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
- Like a Virgin, Madonna has a (George W) Bush
- Sole Survivors
Izzy Hops
- Sexual content in Uranus
- Sexual content makes my stick phone buzz
- She mounted my Rushmore til I Boston cream pied
- Jason Borg… a star is borg
- Liberia Loser
- Just Girls
Jack's American Pub
- Bill Clinton’s Boston cream pie
- Coming to Theaters this Easter, Bourne Again Christian.
- C U NEXT TUESDAY
- Always thought Marty McFly was a fruit of loom guy
- Judas and shades Sitting in a tree
Lake Louie Brewing
- Three Women & a Man Child
- I Want You to Kerplunk on my Triple Point.
Lion's Tail Brewing
- the word “hard” can come before a lot of things.
- poutine gives me the ring of fire
- where has my wife been going when she tells me she’s going for McDonald’s snack wraps??
- Lady Gaga did it in the library with the sound of music
McGillycuddy's
- Quizteria
Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Cardi B in Canada with a Candlestick
Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Loki, I want Larry the cable guy to tongue Uranus
- My girlfriend says 4 inches 4 ounces is HUGE
- Indestructible Nokia in Uranus
- What angle is Uranus titled at?
- Flaccid reflux
- Get your fentanyl before the tariffs kick in!
- Liechtenstein my balls
- Clinton’s cream pie
- Can’t even get a glass in this economy
- Bill Clinton’s tart was under the desk
- Defibrillate my cybernetic organism before I reach my corona
- Who added Judas to the apostles group chat?
- My couch pulls out and it’s really convenient
- Tupac or not Tupac
Milwaukee Brewing
- 3 blind mice...see how they run!!!
- Sayonara: Spanish for Aloha
- Are you Irish? Cause my penis be Dublin!
- Quiztopher Walken
- God Bless the Z's Down in Africa
- Was FDR anti-vax?
- quizzed my pants
Mingle
- We Like Big Books, We Cannot Lie
- I want to ShawSHANK you with my narwhal tusk
- Funny Bunnies
Mo's Irish Pub
- We're on a first date, but he has cold feet
- my upper peen-insula only comes in extra firm
- meow meow hot beaver
Molly McGuire's
- Spring Break Cum Dumpsters.
Morgan's Bar
- Quiztopher Walken,
North Pillar Brewing
- Griffin’s Loch Ness Monster 🍆
- Ben & Jerry’s gave me the RING OF FIRE
- Did we just become best friends? Or is it Stockholm syndrome?
O'Lydias
- Definitely Not Total Recall
- Smarty Pints
- I lasted 45 seconds with Deadpool and Wolverine
- Kiss me I’m gay
- Like college basketball in the 1800’s I also only last 45 seconds in the box: team name
- I drink and I know trivia
- GOD DAMN Mario is talented!
- Dark side of the Beaver
- Takin' Care of Quizness (e'ryday)
Ope Brewing
- Mike pence’s 4 inches.
- MILFs are proof Oedipus got a bad wrap
- 10.49 seconds is your moms world record
- Hades Nuts
Panther Pub
- She creampied on medieval meat
- Spotless Cow (they were out of Spotted Cow)
Pete's Pub
- Czechoslovakia dissolved in 1992, American Pie came out in 1999, she was from Czech Republic.
- Are you there God? It’s me, Morgan Freeman.
- One more point and it’s a party
Pilot Project Brewing
- We love Nickelback
- The Gays, No Girl
- Look at you, SMARTASS
- Walt Disney's Frozen Head
- Who the hell has watched Golden Girls
- Houthi PP Singal Group
Pioneer Bowl
- Mr. Deez
- boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Pomona Cider Co
- We take a whiskey drink, we take a Scotch drink, we take a bourbon drink, we take a cider drink
- The Sea Cucumbers
Raised Grain Brewing
- Coleslaw Fleshlight
- Sabrina Carpenter can choke tackle my watering hole
- That baby’s wack I hate it!
- Roy’s Yoga Mums
- We are a strong independent team. We are not a piece of shit!
- weekend at Bernie’s chalet
- Peaches beaver is the Loch Ness monster
- Perry the Loch Ness platypus @ the miller parkway Arby’s.
Rally Time West Bend
- Gulf of America Swim Team
- Cue The Lighting Round Sound Effect
- (Sean Connery Voice) You Should See The Tool I Used To Shuck Your Mother Trebek!
- Mr Miagi Says..."wax on...wax off my dick!"
Sahale Ale Works
- One Big Eye
- 32.5% Irish combined. We need all the help we can get!
- No Pussy Footin Around the Wet Beaver
- Don't Hold Your Breath While We Slather Our Beaver in Bacon Fat
Skippys Burger Bar
- ZELDA IS THE PRINCESS, NOT THE HERO
- "Tarriff"-ic Trivia Team
- It puts the Shawshank Redemption on its Skin
Station 1 Brewing
- We’re Fat Every Tuesday
- Gave Your Mom a Boston Cream Pie
- I Wonder if She Knew this was a Date
- If you choose the booze; you choose to lose. We chose the booze.
- I’d tell you our name but you can find it on Signal-Along with other state secrets
Sunset Grill
- Cock Ness Monster
Third Space Brewing
- Mastication is not a sin
- A kick in the Nyads
- The Devil Works Hard, But Kris Jenner Works Harder
- Hades Who? Hades Nuts!
Third Space - Innovation Brewhouse
- Steve Carrell's Beef Jerky - made in Japan.
- Jeffrey Dahmers house of ribs
- where’s my pot of gold you damn dirty leprechaun
- we never had a chance
- As governed by universal quizzing law the Quizmaster must read whatever team name is written here
Three Lions Pub
- The Quizmasterbaters
- Mel Gibson’s Big Melons
UpDown
- Your Coconuts Make Me Go Nuts!
- Big Melons?!?!? What?!?!?
- Jake the Jailbird’s Big Melons
- Salvador Daleez Nuts!
- She Shaw on My Shank til I Redemption
- RIP to my George Foremanskin
- George Foreman’s Bush
Vier North
- Happy Hour Heaux
Whole Foods - Streeterville
- Thank god there are no corn questions tonight
- are you there God? It’s me, Morgan Freeman.
Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- From extra firm to soft in 45 seconds
- 3 men and a lady (rated PG, not a porno)
- Kaleidoscope Beaver
Willy's on the Water
- Learn to Cher
