- Sex Toy Story: You’ve Got a Friend in Me

- That hot bitch from Atlantis has a Disney princess tramp stamp

- Yzma Swamp Stanky

- Oh right. The trivia. The trivia for Kuzco, the trivia chosen especially to anger kuzco. Kuzcos trivia.

- Zippity Doodah Dweebs

- Colors of the Win 

- Can you feel the buzz tonight

- The trivia. The trivia for Kuzco. Kuzco's trivia. The trivia designed specifically to kill Kuzco. That trivia?

- Let's get down to business to defeat the quiz

- Beauties and the Beast

- You’ve got a friend in Loki

- Whistle while you twerk 

- The ladies and the champs 

- We thought this was Harry Potter night

- Tweedle Dee and tweedle not so dumb

- Turn down for Walt 

- Walt Disney’s frozen head 

- We look cute from Jafar

- Practically Perfect in Every Way 

- Winner Winner Mickey Dinner 

- We Got "Lotso" questions wrong

- Bo Bobberty 

- Pam Pam and her Pam Pam’s 

- Ignorant Sluts who messed this up worse than Kevin’s Chili

- Little Kid Lovers 

- Stanley’s Little Meat Balls 

- Pam and her Pam Pams.

- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro Am Fun Run Race for the Cure 

- You couldn't handle my undivided attention

- Boom! …roasted

- She’s going to be screaming her own name

- Your team name is good, but Jan’s is Bigger 

- The Beet Farmers 

- Creedthoughts.gov/creedthoughts 

- We'll be skins! 

- Damn it meredith where are your panties 

- My dogs love a good crotch 

- People persons paper people

- Error 404: Answers not Found

- Quizzard of Ozz: Tribute to Quizzy Quizborne

- uh oh my disc is floppy

- My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don’t

- Pabst smears

- Just Guessing

- Pewaukee posers

- My couch pulls out but I dont

- Put your Venus in my Cox Box Cox Box 

- a game at the next Diddy Freak Off 

- Trojan Whores

- Swimming in Platapussy

- Congratulations Ozzy, today marks one day sober.

- Save a Honda, Ride a Finger 

- I’ll take that crisp high five… on my dick! 

- Rock Hard Caulking Services: You got a hole? Let me put my caulk in it! 

- Someone Winnie & Pooh’d on my Wormwood

- Deerly Departed (From Brown Deer) but still alive!

- Don't buy a Malador: Adopt, Don't Shop

- Big Bird Is A Bottom

- Lou Bega's Winter Banana

- Shuttlecock, State Capital of Penisylvania

- Krispy kreme on the lumberjack nuts

- How much ink could a colossal squid squirt if a colossal squid could squirt ink 

- Peanut butter ball gag

- Skeet, Skeet, Mother Fender

- Does the ‘Flaming Lips’ refer to venereal disease?

- You’d have to zoom in EVEN more to see my shuttlecock

- My Autobiography - Tight, True and Open 

- My hole is tight, true and open

- She Like a Colossal Squid with that Octopussy!

- Red White and Booze (it’s my 21st)

- That Baby Puss is a Doozy 

- Turd Burglars

- Team Dingus

- Lady in the Streets but a Frite in the Sheets

- Artificial Unintelligence

- She Polk on my Bush til I Pierce

- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other

- The Rockies are definitely the highest team

- Illegable pirates

- Our favorite yoga pose, reverse cowgirl

- H8er boyz

- Justice for Anna and Elsa

- I’m just Ken

- Watch out for Alice cooper unless you’re a cockroach

- Chuck Deez Nutz and Taj Mahballz 

- Tits LLC

- The Shut The Fuck Up Donnie's 

- Balls In Chains

- Big Knobs and Fat Dicks 

- My Butt Itch

- Single Ladies, Call Me The Godfather and Grease Macadamia Nuts

- Pato, Chuck-a-duck

- Lowest score wins

- bread works for 26

- a 3 foot magic johnson is the best a guy can get

- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Corpse

- Worst Speed Date Ever

- Divorced and Unemployed CEO

- Origami?! I hardly know me!

- Almost Retired

- Stuttgart Steppers

- Tommy Lee is Big Pimpin' in Indonesia

- eHarmony Shuttlecocks

- Northern Ireland once again giving us Troubles

- Lou Bega did a lot of swiping right 

- Chocolate milk: shaken not stirred

- A gaggle of losers

- Thin Mints? Like hell!

- Beaver Anal Beads make me Groan Madly

- a swift snap of your fingers

- I grab her boobtube while she strokes my glockenspiel

- Watcha gonna do brother when the hulkmainiacs win trivia

- I opened Pandora’s box and all I got was clamidia

- Call me JFK because I give explosive head

- Don’t Care if She Hagrids with her Death Valley, Still Gonna Give Her that TLC

- Crampon Stays ON During Sex

- Taj Mahal Deez Nuts across your face

- Feeling Superior with My 18” Burj Khalifa

- Raging erection of Big Ben

- Big beautiful trivia team

- She likes me despite my mini disc

- My couch pulls out but I don’t

- Kream City Kardashians

- She Vacuum on My Twinkie ‘till I American Pie 

- Bready or Not

- Catherine Zeta-Jones, she dips beneath the lasers 

- We peaked at the sign up

- Back in my day, there was no southern ocean

- We may not know a lot, but we know our Disney princesses 🩵

- The summer I turned pretty…. Good at trivia

- butt town, butt talk, butt scales 

- The village idoits

- Anal Beaver Glands

- If we win, Malort on all of us

- Hammer explosion leg

- Disneyland is probably bigger than Portland

- Rage against the boob tube.

- Jack got blown away, but Uranus makes me want to stay.

- The Know It Ales

- Taylor Swift's $24 Festoon 

- Ridgeway, She's Wirth It

- Hulkamania Forever

- We Are the Knights Who Say "Quiz"

- Obi-5-You-Know-Bees 

- Bangers & Ass

- 3 Chicks and a Dick

- Wish We Were as Hot as the Weather

- Don't go Chasing Prince George through the Looking Glass 

- Switch in the hand shouldn't be worth 2 on this quiz 

- Is that beer on the floor or did my water just break?!

- Grateful We're Not Dead

- Just MARVEL us!

- Cancel Pepsi! 2026 Spotted Cow Super Bowl Halftime Show!

- The 3 V.J. Jay's

- We Will Follow AJ Anywhere

- One big beautiful quiz 

- It’s not your fault, you don’t write the questions 

- Tommy Lee Utah’d on my Jazz at the Paralympics

- Ted Kazinsky & the Giant Squid

- Courtesy of the red white and boobs

- Prosecco deez nuts 

- Just like your mom in college this is probably 5 on 1.

- Quiztopher Walken

- C U Next Tuesday 

- I Shuttled my cock til it splintered 

- Donald Trumps Grindr account is coming for your children

- Better late than pregnant

- Sum-ting-Wong

- Dunder Mufflin A Team

- The Meadiator

- Jelly Smackers

- Great Britain can suck deez nuts. Happy Fourth!

- Cox box in my kraken makes my seat drop

- Hummus? More like cum in us

- Quiztina Aguilera

- My double stuffed magnum will have you sing: AAAA OOOO

- Jesus stayed down longer than Houdini

- Houdini can sneak into my black box

- Your mom is a Philatelist

- In the bedroom my husband is Dr. Dolittle

- Philatelist, more like Epstein list (which definitely exists)

- What do you mom and Kentucky have in common? They both have Mammoth Caves

- Philate Deez Nutz

- I'm not allowed near a school, I'm a Philatelist

- Milk my titicaca

- Ouija, Bee Gee, Who's got a Squeege

- My titicaca is 60% milk

- My black hole is sweating more than Nixon during Watergate

- The Queen can't go anywhere... she's dead!

- Hi ho! Balls deep in Ghandi's black hole

- Ghandeez Nuts

- Tiger's Wood

- Goodyear? The worst one.

- Kraken Deez Nuts

- Houdini's Hulkamaniacs

- titanic the sequel

- Brat House BJs

- James, James, James, James, James, and Jimmy

- What do you mean by baby puss? 

- Whoever wrote these questions is public enemy #1.

- Hoosier daddy

- Swipe right to see my shuttlecock

- Long finger things around my shuttlecock 

- 3.5 inches is a BIG bird 

- Quiztopher walkin 

- She leap in my rumba til I smack

- Hemingways sausage is my favorite topping

- Testicular Answer

- Can I pet dat dog

- Malort Mouthwash

- WTF is a glockenspiel?

- Einstein's Disappointments

- P. Diddy’s extra virgin oil for your cox box

- I wish my husband was a cunning philatelists

- The Fonz Caymen my titicacas

- The Tropic of Answer

- Cold Hearted Midwestern Wildlings

- Tommy Lee got head & tails, but we didn't see any feet.

- Big Bird is this administrations public enemy number 1.

- Nobody has answers like we do, We have the best answers. Fantastic answers, wonderful answers.

- My husband is 3 inches and beats it 80 times a minute.

- I’m in the one comma club

- Otrivia Rodrigo

- Star Wars, My Butt Awakens

- Duck duck platypus

- The Queen can’t go anywhere, Lizzy’s in a box

- I don't know my own kids names, why would I know the names of jerks?

- Jagged Little Pilsners

- Eating Pandora's Box

- She Champs on my Elysse until I glock on her spiel

- EGOT a great ass!

- What can't be beat? A dead horse!

- Brolly gonna win

- Speling Don't Kount

- One wheel short of a unicycle

- The quizzards of Ozzy

- Friends with benefits:

- The Gays and a Girl (she's single and iconic)

- we got in trouble for sassafrassing dollys coconuts

- Elmo wants a shot of Malort

- Nutty putty brolly incident 

- They call my shuttlecock jack the dropper 

- Under my Brolly….eh, eh, eh

- One of our guinea pigs dies so I had to shoot the other one

- I played Twister with your mom last night

- TCB- Taint, Cock, Balls

- Malort Always Ends Up kn Malawn (Puke Noise) (yes, they made me do a puke noise)

- Brian Likes to take big gulps of John

- Question 13's Real answer: Soured Relationship=Marriage

- Pujols Probes Uranus 

- Mr. Gorbachev, Wash my balls!

- SHOW ME YOUR KRAKEN 

- Awkward Boner

- Lick My TittyCaca

- Put It In My BLACK HOLE!

- The Quizzard of Oz

- Walking, talking Stephen hawking 

- Sherlock Homiezzz 

- Brew or False

- Three Amigos plus one

- Quiz Me Baby One More Time 

- Ozzy's Quizzy Team

- The anti know it alls

- A Hot New Bombshell Enters the Trivia Game

- "Alcatraz was Capone's Third Space"

- Let's Shuttle Trump's Cock out of this Country!

- Tune In, Hook Up, Get Fired

- Having a blast with ted kaczynski

- Walt Disney can boil and freeze at the same time

- Who would win: Usain Bolt or Joey chestnut eating one hotdog (with bun) then running 100 meters?

- Parents Gone Mild

- Tupperware doesn’t hold enough milk for my titicaca 

- Our drinking team Has a trivia problem

- Ghandi's Black Hole

- Hooray, We Got 69!

- Prince Beast

- Lick my Titicacas

- I have pain but I don’t gain a win at trivia

- Diddy’s Jury: Diddy Do It?

- She Hard Cidered My Guinea Pig til I Houdinied on Her Black Box

- I Took a Quiz Behind the Bar, Sorry Aaron!

- She Milked My Spock Until I Yerbaed My Mate

- Leonardo’s Aged Out Girlfriends 

- The Desharted

- Abracadabra my worm is wood 

- Everyone say happy birthday to Joe

- You’re a Quizard Harry

- Parents just wanna have fun

- Is shitting an Olympic sport?

- Stop trying to make fetch happen

- Megan’s Hot Girl Summer Birthday

- I wish I remembered more

- Tyler the Creator of Liquid Courage

- Cold play kiss cam!