- Bark Twice If You Will Do Anything to Keep Adele and Steve Buscemi From Having Sex
- I've Got a Mother Fucking Snake in My Mother Fucking Pants!
- I Thought I Had Been Left Behind After the Rapture This Weekend, But Then I Remembered I Was Visiting My Bitchy In-Laws in Cleveland
- We Suck, But Not as Bad as West Ham
- Chicks With Buscemi Dicks
- You Wonder on a Scale of Anne Frank to Jimmy Hoffa How Good Was Osama's Hiding Spot
- One Less Person on the No Fly List
Caffrey's Pub
- Us Dentists Will Fill Your Queef
- I'm using my phone to text your mom and wish her happy mothers day
- I should probably be studying for finals right now, but fuck that shit
- Why the fuck am I here, I have a final at 8am
- Why Didn't You Go Home For The Royal Wedding You Fuckin' Wanker.
- Fuck You Bin Laden, Waldo's Been In Hiding For 24 Years.
Whiskey Bar
- Naomi is "Imoan" Spelled Backwards :)
- Girls suck at knowing boobies
- Kevins Tits Are Perfect
Replay Sports Bar
- Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have a knife, get in the car..
- I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar
- If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?
- Marriage: Terminated
- Rattlesnakes and Condoms... 2 Things I Don't Fuck With!
- What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage
- Bin Laden: probably shouldn't check-in on 4 square @ home
- So we found Osama bin Laden.. now if I can only find my grandma's g-spot
- Sorry Anne Frank, bin Laden is the new hide & seek silver medalist
The Highbury
- No Matter How Low You Turn Down the Volume on Porn, It's Still Too Loud
- Clinton's Monument is Twice as Big
- The Navy Seals Buried Osama at Sea in A West Ham Kit So He Would Stay Down
- Fortunately for West Ham, They Weren't Playing Sting Because It Only Took Them 90 Minutes to Get Fucked
- My Winter Bone Wants to Come Out of Hibernation & Wrestle Marisa Tomei
- Osama Bin Laden - Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011
Fanatics Sports Central
- Fat Kids Always Win At See-Saw
- James Earl Jones Was The First Man To "Beat It" On The Moon!
- Where Are Those 72 Virgins Now, Bitch?!?
- Osama Got A Facial
Milwaukee Brat House
- We Only Comment on Facebook Posts to Get Laid!
- Milwaukee's Best (tourists)
- Schlitz Goes the Dynamite
- Team Mike Hunt!
- There are Four Things I Want to Do This Summer, But They're Roommates so Its Tricky
- Right Now, 72 Virgins Wearing Strap-On Dildos Are Butt-Fucking Osama Bin Laden in Hell.
5th Ward Pub
- Colors that rhyme with "urple"
- Have you ever sneezed on yourself and then smelled it? You Should. Cuz it smells disgusting.
Dino'z Sports Bar
- I bet you a dollar I can fit this whole microphone in my mouth
- Osama’s 72 Star Wars Virgins
- We killed Osama! It’s amazing what Americans can accomplish when the Playstation network is down!
Jim's Place
- Every Time Nickelback Plays on Radio, A Llama Die
- Lance Armstrong & The Extra Testicles
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Drink Apple Juice, OJ Will Kill You
- Batman Is Nothing Without His Utility Belt
- Ron Burgundy's Mustache
Black Rose Irish Pub
- The Alex Trebek's Bastard Childrens Foundation
- Boner Has a Nice Jeremy
- I'll ease it in.. like a gentleman
- Put it in her Albert Pujols
Grafton Ale House
- What is Gaelic for "The Mile High Club?" Aer Lingus
- Mr Pringle Wants to Know, Who's Up for a Mustache Ride?
- The Maid Polished the Sperminators Knob (Giggity)
- I Could Have Sworn the World's Largest Thermometer Was Up My Arse Last Week at the Doctor's Office
- Rough Year for Oceans: B.P. Oil Spill, Tsunami, Radiation, and Now BIN F'ING Laden
- Oh... Wager Round, Not Reach Around!
Three Lions Pub
- Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in Scrotal Recall
- R-Kelly Peed on My Sister, and all I got was this T-Shirt
Duke of Devon Pub
- Anthony Wiener's Photographers - Sausage Snappers
- Schwarzenegger's 7th, 8th and 9th Kids
- Autopsy Report: Randy "Macho Man" Savage Snaps into Too Many Slim Jims
- The "Pooh Man Group"
- I've Been Sober for A Long Time and Really Miss Newcastle
Crisp Pizza Bar
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Lets fuck.
- Idaho? No, you-da-ho!
- When Batman Hits His Mom, Does It Say “Pow” ?
- Did you just quiz your pants?
