Milwaukee Ale House
  • No, No, No... Too Soon!
  • Whoopi Goldberg's Eyebrows
  • Casey Anthony Deserves the People's Elbow
  • Urethra Franklin
  • When You Hear the Words "Mass, Fill and Lady" You Get a Little Horny

Caffrey's Pub
  • Congrats to Amy Winehouse: 48 hrs sober.
  • Your mum's vagina i as dry as that one desert in Australia.
  • Her crack pipe burned out long before, her legend ever will.
  • Ashamed of what I did for a klondike bar.
  • I love the smell of queefs in the morning.
  • Hacking phones and bribing cops, News of the World or a night in the life of Pete Marshall.
  • Am I British OR Australian, I can't even tell.
  • Let's Queef Again... Like We Did Last Summer
  • What's the difference between an MLB mitt, and the Queen of England, at least the mitt gets oiled up once a week, although its just as leathery as the old girl.
  • I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.
  • Pete Marshall ran off to New York to get Hitched: Gay Man's Paradise

Whiskey Bar
  • I'd Rather Die Than Go To Rehab....Guess Who?
  • How Do You Say "Alien Fetus Pool" in Spanish?
  • They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab And She Should Have Said Yes Yes Yes
  • Killer Whales Are Actually Super Nice Guys Til They Eat You!

Replay Sports Bar
  • Glasses... Small Dick... Hairy Ass... Great Tits... You interested?
  • To me, Zaire will always be a country
  • The Casey Anthony Day Care Center

The Highbury
  • Which Way to the Gun Show? Norway
  • enn, If You Had to Take the Condom Out of a Plastic Keychain, Why Are You Shocked that it Broke?

Fanatics Sports Central
  • British Kevin is out with a case of gonhorrea
  • I Got The Answers From A News Of The World Wiretap On The Quizmasters Phone
  • My Package Needs A Stimulus

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Shrimp on the Barbie (Oh wait, you are British)
  • Am I At the Brat House or Am I At Victors?
  • Someone Schlitzed In Or Around the Coats!
  • I've Got Schweaty Balls Like Alec Baldwin
  • I Won't Do Anything For Love... But I Will Do Anal!

Dino'z Sports Bar
  • I See Microphone, But All I Can Think Is Phallus. Dramatic Pause.......In My Mouf!
  • Casey Anthony Is The White OJ
  • When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No Seesaws, Only Catapults
  • Terrel Pryor's Car Payment

Jim's Place
  • Ninja Penguins on Coke
  • We Butter Our Bread With Butter
  • Oh Man, Emily Deem from Fox 11 is Hot, Even When Milking a Cow While Standing in Poo on TV

Attebury's Pub and Eatery
  • Amy's House of Wine
  • I'll Give You A ROD, Stewart
  • We're Sweating More Than Casey Anthony At Bring Your Daughter To Work Day
  • I'm SoFa Kingdom
  • Who Put My Junk In The Trunk By Casey Anthony
  • Who Is That Strange Man At The End Of The Bar And Why Is He Asking Questions In A Language We Can't Understand
  • Fuck! We Took Last Again
  • I can make you cream filled or give you a layer of glaze

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • It's hotter than my mother's crotch in here
  • Put it in her Pujol's

Grafton Ale House
  • Gepetto Make My Wood Grow
  • I Didn't Know Anne Boleyn, But I Can Guess What She Did With that 11th Finger... Yeaa, it's an anal joke
  • Kansas or Nebraska... Who Gives a Shit??
  • Dolphins Are Just Gay Sharks
  • Why Are We So Bad at This?
  • What Do Cardinals Fans and Gay People Have in Common?... Both Love Pujols

Three Lions Pub
  • My Girlfriend can't fly but I still like to see her flaps
  • I bet you a $40 bar tab that Tink has the biggest dick here
  • Congress is now one weiner leaner

Duke of Devon Pub
  • Heinz Ward vs. Brandon Jackson: aka. Liquor vs. Lick Her
  • (T.G.I.F.) Thank God it’s Fellacio

Crisp Pizza Bar
  • I wish this Microphone was a Penis... but then it would be even tougher to understand me
  • Steve Buscemi or just a bunch of bitches on coke?!
  • Who the fuck wouldn't wanna stay at the YMCA?
  • I murdered batman's mum.
  • Needless to say, I woke up chained upside down and naked in some guy's garage.

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