- No, No, No... Too Soon!
- Whoopi Goldberg's Eyebrows
- Casey Anthony Deserves the People's Elbow
- Urethra Franklin
- When You Hear the Words "Mass, Fill and Lady" You Get a Little Horny
Caffrey's Pub
- Congrats to Amy Winehouse: 48 hrs sober.
- Your mum's vagina i as dry as that one desert in Australia.
- Her crack pipe burned out long before, her legend ever will.
- Ashamed of what I did for a klondike bar.
- I love the smell of queefs in the morning.
- Hacking phones and bribing cops, News of the World or a night in the life of Pete Marshall.
- Am I British OR Australian, I can't even tell.
- Let's Queef Again... Like We Did Last Summer
- What's the difference between an MLB mitt, and the Queen of England, at least the mitt gets oiled up once a week, although its just as leathery as the old girl.
- I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.
- Pete Marshall ran off to New York to get Hitched: Gay Man's Paradise
Whiskey Bar
- I'd Rather Die Than Go To Rehab....Guess Who?
- How Do You Say "Alien Fetus Pool" in Spanish?
- They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab And She Should Have Said Yes Yes Yes
- Killer Whales Are Actually Super Nice Guys Til They Eat You!
Replay Sports Bar
- Glasses... Small Dick... Hairy Ass... Great Tits... You interested?
- To me, Zaire will always be a country
- The Casey Anthony Day Care Center
The Highbury
- Which Way to the Gun Show? Norway
- enn, If You Had to Take the Condom Out of a Plastic Keychain, Why Are You Shocked that it Broke?
Fanatics Sports Central
- British Kevin is out with a case of gonhorrea
- I Got The Answers From A News Of The World Wiretap On The Quizmasters Phone
- My Package Needs A Stimulus
Milwaukee Brat House
- Shrimp on the Barbie (Oh wait, you are British)
- Am I At the Brat House or Am I At Victors?
- Someone Schlitzed In Or Around the Coats!
- I've Got Schweaty Balls Like Alec Baldwin
- I Won't Do Anything For Love... But I Will Do Anal!
Dino'z Sports Bar
- I See Microphone, But All I Can Think Is Phallus. Dramatic Pause.......In My Mouf!
- Casey Anthony Is The White OJ
- When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No Seesaws, Only Catapults
- Terrel Pryor's Car Payment
Jim's Place
- Ninja Penguins on Coke
- We Butter Our Bread With Butter
- Oh Man, Emily Deem from Fox 11 is Hot, Even When Milking a Cow While Standing in Poo on TV
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Amy's House of Wine
- I'll Give You A ROD, Stewart
- We're Sweating More Than Casey Anthony At Bring Your Daughter To Work Day
- I'm SoFa Kingdom
- Who Put My Junk In The Trunk By Casey Anthony
- Who Is That Strange Man At The End Of The Bar And Why Is He Asking Questions In A Language We Can't Understand
- Fuck! We Took Last Again
- I can make you cream filled or give you a layer of glaze
Black Rose Irish Pub
- It's hotter than my mother's crotch in here
- Put it in her Pujol's
Grafton Ale House
- Gepetto Make My Wood Grow
- I Didn't Know Anne Boleyn, But I Can Guess What She Did With that 11th Finger... Yeaa, it's an anal joke
- Kansas or Nebraska... Who Gives a Shit??
- Dolphins Are Just Gay Sharks
- Why Are We So Bad at This?
- What Do Cardinals Fans and Gay People Have in Common?... Both Love Pujols
Three Lions Pub
- My Girlfriend can't fly but I still like to see her flaps
- I bet you a $40 bar tab that Tink has the biggest dick here
- Congress is now one weiner leaner
Duke of Devon Pub
- Heinz Ward vs. Brandon Jackson: aka. Liquor vs. Lick Her
- (T.G.I.F.) Thank God it’s Fellacio
Crisp Pizza Bar
- I wish this Microphone was a Penis... but then it would be even tougher to understand me
- Steve Buscemi or just a bunch of bitches on coke?!
- Who the fuck wouldn't wanna stay at the YMCA?
- I murdered batman's mum.
- Needless to say, I woke up chained upside down and naked in some guy's garage.
